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Hey. Can | come in?

| wanna tell you that I'm really sorry about your aunt.

Why didn't you work late the night of the stupid baseball game

instead of on my recital?

RYAN: | don't wanna screw it up.

| just would like to take a little time.

Take it a little slow.

SARAH: You like him though, right, Dad?

| mean, the kid just got back from Afghanistan.

But you know when you're going through it,

the ones that are closest to you that get hurt the most.

You should see these women after they've been in chemo.

The thought of Kristina having to go through that is...

It's scary.

(KRISTINA SIGHS) ADAM: You kept this from me because you know it's crazy.

KRISTINA: | didn't keep this from you.

ADAM: Honey, you just had chemo. It just came up.

Three days ago, Adam. I'm totally fine. Just fine.

You know, you're supposed to take it easy,

and as much as | love Micah,

taking care of a kid in a wheelchair

over the weekend's not taking it easy. (SIGHS)

Okay, what was | supposed to say to these people?

They were in a pickle, okay?

Well, you say no. | can't say no, okay?

Yeah, you do. You Say, "| wish | could help you,

“put | can't right now because | have cancer."

| can't say that to them. They don't know that | have cancer.

They would feel awful. Well, who cares if they feel awful?

(DOORBELL RINGING) Adam...

Oh, look at that. They're here already.

It's gonna be fine. How about that?

And fine. Just relax.

| need you to be on board with me, okay?

Max is excited about the sleepover.

Wipe the scowl off your face. (SIGHS)

Don't get funny.

ALL: Hey! (DOUG LAUGHING)

Oh, Kristina, thank you. Of course.

| really appreciate this one, Adam.

Not a problem. Not a problem.

Oh, gosh. Oh, here you go.

Let me take that from you. Hi, buddy.

Get some new wheels? Yeah.

ADAM: Hey, Micah. KRISTINA: Looking good.

ADAM: Shake her up. There we go.

KRISTINA: You look good, buddy. Thank you.

You excited? Hi, Max!

ADAM: Oh, watch your head. Whoa!

Look at Otis. He's grown like a foot exactly.

Come on, let's go. MICAH: No way.

All right, Micah, have fun, buddy. I'm so sorry,

but we're running a little bit late.

Yeah. Gotta roll. Everything's packed.

His medicine is in this bag. Yes.

Okay, | got it. | got it. And...

Okay, we know the drill. It's just a bag, honey.

Great. (LAUGHS)

You guys have a great time.

We're so jealous. Where are you headed?

Vegas. Yeah. (VAL LAUGHING)

We've been waiting for this. Vegas.

Looking forward to this for a long time, huh?

You know what they say about Vegas?

What happens there, stays there, right? Yeah!

Am | right, huh? Is that what they say?

KRISTINA: Always. (LAUGHING)

So true. That is so fun.

Yeah. You guys should go.

We have this under control. ADAM: Yeah.

You sure? Yeah, have fun.

You guys are life savers. Thank you.

You bet. Thanks so much.

Have fun. Go play some roulette. DOUG: We'll see you.

Bye, guys. KRISTINA: And | love your shirt, Val.

It's so cute. Oh, thank you!

(DOUG LAUGHING) Yeah. Have fun, guys.

Okay. So that was the big emergency, huh. Vegas?

| had no idea.

Honey, | didn't know they were going to Vegas.

You didn't know? Okay? I'm sorry.

You didn't know that we had to be there for them for their big weekend of sin?

Oh, my God. Calm down, okay?

What? I'd like to go to Vegas.

Do you remember what happened last time we went to Vegas?

Yeah. That's why | want to go again.

(SNIFFS)

Time to get up. Rise and shine. (GROANS)

No, no, no, no, no. Mama, mama, it's Saturday. It's Saturday.

| know. | let you sleep in enough, baby. No, go away, go away,

go away, goa ; Ww please? ”

It's almost 9:00 and I've been up for three hours.

| need your help.

Did you stay up till 3:00 in the morning? No.

No, | didn't. What do you need my help with?

The party.

What par... (WHISPERING) The party.

Oh, my... That's this weekend?

Mmm-hmm. (INHALES DEEPLY)

Yes, we're gonna have 18 parents from Sycamore here

expecting an authentic Italian dinner. No, no, no.

| don't want them to have Italian dinner at our house. Yes.

Too late. | need you to go by the party place and pick up the rental chairs.

| don't even know these people, okay?

| don't have time to see the people | want to see.

They haven't even been vetted.

They could be animals. (CHUCKLING)

And you've invited them into our house,

and they're gonna tear the place apart, all right?

Come on. Get it together.

Go pick up the chairs,

take Jabbar with you so he'll be out of my hair,

and, um, it'll be fun.

| promise.

Isn't he old enough to send him? Nope.

With a little basket on his...

Get up.

ALL: Three, two, one. Panthers!

Oh, he played so good. (LAUGHING)

You said we would be done an hour ago.

Syd, your brother got to pitch the last inning, and we won.

That's huge. | want to go skating.

JOEL: Hey, guys. We will be.

We're going right now, okay?

Nice job, Eric.

Hey. Hey, buddy.

What a stud. (LAUGHS)

Chase and Emmett are going out for burgers and shakes. Can | go?

JULIA: They invited you? Yeah, all of us. Can we go?

Yes. Yeah, sounds great, buddy.

Okay, great, so you guys can just follow us, and I'll ride with them.

Okay. All right.

| don't want burgers.

Oh, sweetie. Okay, we'll make it fast.

You said we were going skating.

(SIGHS) I know, Syd,

but your brother's excited about celebrating,

SO we're gonna go to lunch, have a good time,

and then we can go do something else, okay?

Come on. JULIA: Fast.

JOEL: Super fast. JULIA: Come on, come on.

JOEL: It'll be good. JULIA: Let's go.

JOEL: You hungry? Come on. JULIA: Milkshakes!

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

Hi. Hey.

Come in. (SIGHS)

You don't have to knock.

Good morning. If you're here to pick me up for dinner,

it's about 12.5 hours too early.

I'm sorry. | can't make it to dinner.

Oh. Yeah.

What's up? Sit down.

Well, uh... It's just, this thing came up last minute,

and I'm gonna have to take a trip down to Bakersfield.

Oh.

Is that all you can give me?

A mysterious Bakersfield awaits kind of thing? (FORCED CHUCKLE)

No, it's just a last minute... It's a...

It's... It's a funeral.

Oh.

It's one of the... One of the guys from my old unit.

So everyone's kind of... Ryan.

I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, so...

I'll make it up to you. Yeah.

Okay? Sorry.

Um...

Would you want me to go with you?

| mean,

| genuinely love road trips, (CHUCKLES)

and I'm also pretty fond of you.

And | think it could be fun.

Not fun.

But, you know, just nice to be together, and l...

If you wanted that,

(STAMMERING) I'm... I'm here.

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay. (LAUGHS)

(MUSIC BLARING DISTANTLY)

Drew?

Are you in there?

Oh, my God. What the hell?

Oh, sorry. AMY: God!

DREW: Get out! | didn't... I...

(MOUTHING)

EMMETT'S DAD: Victor is awesome!

Yeah! Thank you.

EMMETT'S DAD: Did he play last year? VICTOR: What are you doing?

JULIA: Last year, well... These are our fries.

Why don't you go buy your own?

EMMETT'S DAD: He was on the Yankees, right?

No. No, we just adopted our son.

| don't care. That's the power of money.

JOEL: So, um, I'm pretty sure he didn't play last year.

Yeah. VICTOR: Why don't you go order more?

That's so cool. So... It is.

Pardon me for just one sec. Oh, sure.

Hey, hey, hey, what's happening here?

Make her stop. These are our fries.

| just want some chili fries.

Okay, well, so we can get some chili fries.

Just let your brother eat fries with his friends.

He's not my brother. Sydney.

Just go away. These are our fries, okay?

Okay. Hey, Syd. Hey, Sydney.

You ruin everything! JULIA: Sydney, we are not going ice skating.

| don't care anymore. Hey. Okay. (INDISTINCT)

| hate you so much. It's not fair!

He doesn't let me do anything!

Let's go outside. It's not!

Calm down. Just let me go!

(DOOR CLOSES)

Is she adopted too? (CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHS POLITELY)

Bye. Bye.

Look, I'm really sorry about that.

(STAMMERING) Dude, I'm sorry too.

| didn't mean to walk in on you guys.

Yeah, | thought you were monitoring the S.A.T.

(SIGHS) Yes, | was. | got off a little early.

Um, wait. Just wait a second.

Drew, | just need to talk to you.

| know that I'm not your dad,

but | just want to make sure, um...

Just between you and me, are you...

(STAMMERING) You're being smart?

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay, you're wearing condoms... Yes.

Yes. Okay. That's what's smart.

| thought that's what you meant, yeah.

Good. And is Amy on the pill? Oris...

What? That's no one's business.

That's weird.

Well, you kind of made it my business

when you had sex in my house.

All right, | get it. If she got pregnant, I'm accountable.

I'm sorry. Look, she has a prescription.

She hasn't decided. Okay.

So, no, not right now.

Well, if she does go on the pill,

you might start to wonder what it feels like

without a condom or something. Yes. I've heard of that.

Do you wear condoms every time or just sometimes?

Yes, every time. Okay.

‘Cause I... You know, | don't know...

| don't really know her that well,

but there are STD's, and has Amy been with other guys?

She's been with one other guy. Okay. No, I'm just...

If that's what you needed to know. I'm sure it's fine.

It's no judgment on her.

There are just, you know, you can still get STD's.

If you get one, you contract it for life.

You have to tell every other... | Know...

...partner. Okay. ...what that is.

Like, will you not, um...

Will you not tell my mom?

Um...

(STAMMERING) Like, | know...

| get it. But, please?

All right. Yeah.

Okay. Um, thanks. Yeah. Just...

I'm sorry, seriously. No, no. No problem.

(DOOR OPENING) Just keep, you know, keep being responsible

and, you know... Yeah.

Uh, okay.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO)

So...

Your friend, what was his name?

Evan.

Were you guys close?

Yeah.

So, | mean, do you even know what happened?

Or, | mean, was he, like, over there and then...

No. It, uh... It happened here.

It happened here?

Yeah, it was an accident.

So, at this rate, we should be there in six days?

(LAUGHS) I'm going as fast as | can.

You said we were taking a car.

(LAUGHING)

That's very, very rude, if you must know.

Just enjoy the ride.

(NORA WAILING)

ADAM: Okay. We're gonna clean up.

It's okay. It's just a spill.

KRISTINA: I'm almost done with this, okay?

Mom, where are those nachos?

Hey, Max? Okay, we're working on it.

We're hungry. Patience, please. We're just cleaning up.

(NORA GURGLES) (BLENDER WHIRRS)

Otis is peeing on the carpet. KRISTINA: Okay...

Max, if he starts peeing...

You know what, honey... Pick him up, Max. (NORA CRYING)

Don't worry. | got it, honey. Why?

Yeah. Give me the... He's already peeing on the carpet.

| got it. | got it. Honey, | can do that.

| got it, honey. Are you okay? You've gotta dab it.

I'm good. All right. Oh!

Otis. Otis.

Max, you can't just sit there and play your game, okay?

She can't... Max, up here. Come on. Okay.

Hit him with a rolled-up newspaper

and then stick his nose in it too.

No, we're not... That's what my grandpa does.

ADAM: Okay, no, no. Okay, um...

ADAM: You know what, Max? MICAH: Yes! Level three bonus!

(BREATHING HEAVILY) (NORA CRYING)

ADAM: You have to take responsibility for the dog.

Hey, honey. Honey... ADAM: Take the dog outside.

Honey, are you okay? I'm going upstairs for a second.

I'm not feeling so good. You're okay, Nora. You're okay.

What is it, honey?

You all right? Mmm-hmm.

Kristina. What is it?

Oh, God.

(COUGHING)

Okay. You're okay. You're okay.

Okay, honey, | got this.

Can you make it to the bedroom?

Okay. Come on, let's go.

I'm sorry, honey.

I'm gonna walk with you. Don't be sorry. You're okay.

Be right there, Nora. KRISTINA: It just came up.

I'm so sorry. (CRYING)

Nora, shut up. Sorry, honey.

Max!

Just go. | got it. | got it.

Honey, just let me make sure you get upstairs safe.

I'm fine. | just had to get that out.

Okay. Okay, you got it, honey?

I'm good.

(GUNFIRE ON VIDEO GAME) (NORA CRYING)

MAN ON TV: Ball on the 38-yard line. Apo Galina will hold.

This'll be a fourth two-yard field goal attempt for Curt Bailey.

CROSBY: He should go for it. MAN ON TV: ...ne's back to kick.

43-yard field goal. There's the snap. It's a fake!

Oh, my God, it's a fake, it's a fake, it's a fake.

Oh, my God. He got it!

He's getting into the end zone. (LAUGHS)

They just faked a field goal. MAN ON TV: Unbelievable.

Did you see that? No. | didn't realize

it takes 30 minutes to wrap five napkins.

What? I'm... Here... I'm just done now.

Look. Good.

Finito. Okay, good.

Now | need you to go to the store.

| need some sparkling lemonade and flowers. Right now?

| got to go to the store right now? The party's not till tomorrow.

Honey, the game is on. Sweetie, I'm watching... I'm watching that.

| don't care about the game. | need you to go now. (SIGHS)

You know what? You're right.

Tomorrow's ruined. We might as well ruin today too.

Let's make it a whole crapshoot for the whole weekend.

(SIGHS) You know what? This isn't fair.

You want everyone to think that you're such the great parent,

but you won't do the work. Oh.

You're a freeloader.

Oh! Oh, I'm a freeloader? Yes, you are.

Really? You know what you are? What?

You're a dictator. Oh, please.

Yeah, a dictator of my time.

Have you failed to notice that I've been basically working two jobs

since Adam left? Yes, Crosby.

That's why | only asked you to do a couple things.

You can't even do that!

Okay, | worked till 3:00 in the morning last night,

and | worked till 4:00 in the morning the night before that.

This weekend, it's all | got,

and you've over-scheduled me to hang out with people | don't even like!

It's one stupid weekend.

Yeah, my stupid weekend. It was your idea!

(SCOFFING) It was my idea?

You wanted to do this! Okay, yeah.

That sounds like me.

Yeah. Let's have strangers over!

Why doesn't anybody eat the kale? | don't know.

Hey, can | borrow the car?

Where are you goin'?

Um, just to a friend's.

(CHUCKLES) Uh, what friend's?

Um, Amy.

We, like, got back together kind of, so... Oh, really?

Yeah. Since, uh... Since when?

DREW: Um, it's pretty recent.

You can take my car. Oh.

Great. Thank you. Just, one scratch and you're dead.

Right? That's the...

Um, is that good news, | guess? That's good news, right?

Uh, yeah. SARAH: Wait, | want to know the story.

I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later.

SARAH: When? It's a long story. Tonight.

Have fun. Be careful.

(DOOR CLOSES)

When did he and Amy get back together?

What happened to the guy... The summer camp guy, | wonder?

The which wha...

(STAMMERING) Amy... Amy liked another guy.

Oh, that. Yeah, | don't know.

| don't know what happened with that guy.

(STAMMERING) | never met that guy.

(SNORTS) You didn't? No.

You never met the guy that Amy went to summer camp with?

(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY) No, | never did.

What, uh... (CHUCKLES) God.

Have you committed a murder? No.

Is there a cover-up? No.

What's going on? No. Um...

You're the world's worst liar. I...

Did you see them together in school?

No, um...

I... All right. | have to tell you something.

1, um...

| walked in on Drew and Amy having sex

this morning over in that room. (GASPS)

Oh, my God.

But | handled it. We had a great talk.

Um, and, you know, | talked to him about condoms

and being responsible...

Yeah, no, no, no. Thanks. He knows all that.

| know, but l... This is more an issue of you can't...

You know, he can't just be doing that in the house. | mean...

Well, yeah. What are the ground rules, right?

We're not, like, running a brothel here. No, l...

Now he's going over to her house.

| don't even know if there's parents there.

| was discouraging.

(STAMMERING) But, wait, before you call him or anything...

Um... Okay,

I... | know he's your son, and, um...

But I've been trying to also sort of transition

from being his teacher to his parent-like figure...

Of course.

And he asked me not to tell you...

(SCOFFS) ...and | told him that | wouldn't.

Mark. | Know.

I'm his mother. | Know. That's why | told you.

This is a major issue. Now, I...

| know, and that's why | just told you.

But | literally promised him this morning,

and if he finds out that | just turned around and told you...

This is the first time he confided in me. | understand,

but why make him that kind of promise?

| get it. | think it's fine.

He's being responsible, and we had this talk,

and if you just trust me

with this one,

| would greatly appreciate it.

Okay. Okay. Thank you.

JULIA: Where you going?

I'm running away.

You can't stop me. (DOOR OPENING)

JOEL: Hey.

Where are you going, sweetie?

Molly's house. Molly's house.

Oh, how you getting there? I'm taking a taxi.

Okay, maybe I'm not sure there's taxis out this late.

And they need money. Do you need money for a taxi?

| have piggy bank money.

(SIGHS)

Stop it. It's not funny.

You guys are so mean. (JOEL CHUCKLING)

No, sweetie. We're not laughing. Come on.

Okay. Hey, hey.

JOEL: Sydney, come back here.

You said after the baseball game,

Victor time would be over, it would be my time.

We were supposed to go skating.

You said you were quitting your job

so you Can spend more time with us, no.

What you really meant is you want to spend more time with Victor.

Oh, sweetie, that's not true.

Yes, itis!

You went to his baseball game instead of my recital.

You let him do anything he wants.

And in case you forgot, | was here first.

(SOBBING) Syd.

Sydney.

You guys remember that time we're all in the barracks.

We all got Evan down, and we pantsed him? Uh...

He had to run out... Oh, no!

RYAN: Tell about the ice cream. KEITH: Yeah.

MIKEY: So... AMBER: Ew, what's the ice cream?

That can't end well. (ALL LAUGHING)

RYAN: We had acquired some ice cream somehow,

and we decided that it would be good

to store the ice cream in his undergarments

on his person.

AMBER: What? (LAUGHING)

RYAN: And tie him with his hands behind his back.

There was a post thing outside... (AMBER LAUGHING)

...and we kind of encouraged the dogs.

Ew! To snack on his ice cream.

(ALL LAUGHING)

That's awful!

You get bored.

Oh, glasses up. Glasses up.

Glasses up.

Here's to Private First Class, Evan Wilson.

He was a good soldier.

He was our brother.

He died a hero.

Amen. Thanks.

I'm sorry.

Are we talking about the same dead guy?

Because no brother of mine would have chosen to leave this world.

Mikey here has one very good reason to complain.

What'd Evan have to complain about?

He came back in one piece. MIKEY: All right, Austin.

We've all had a few pops. Settle down.

Don't tell me to settle down! Hughes.

Show some respect.

Is anyone really surprised he took the coward's way out?

What is this guy's deal? He's an idiot.

Look, I'm just saying what we're all thinking.

This is bull.

And you all know it.

AMBER: Ryan.

Settle down. Settle down. (GRUNTS)

York.

(BREATHING DEEPLY) York.

(SIGHS) I'm turning in. Let's go.

(SIGHS)

Night.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(SNIFFLES)

(ADAM WHISPERING) Hey.

Hey.

| just brought you some fresh water.

You okay?

(WHISPERING) It hurts.

(NORMAL VOICE) How are the kids?

They're fine.

(DOOR OPENING) MAX: Yeah, I'm not sleeping downstairs anymore.

Oh. (DOOR CLOSING)

Guys, I'm not gonna sleep downstairs anymore.

No, Max. Shh. Micah's being annoying.

Your mother's not feeling well. In the hallway.

Why is she not feeling well? I'll be there.

Is it because she's doing chemo? Mom? Yes.

Listen to me. Come here.

What? You're sleeping downstairs.

That was the whole point of the fort, Max!

No, Micah's being annoying, and now | wanna sleep upstairs alone in my bed.

| want you to sleep down... I'm sleeping in my bed!

MICAH: Mr. Braverman?

Yeah! I'm scared of the dark.

MAX: Micah needs help downstairs.

Yeah, | know, Max! (DOOR CLOSES)

All right. (SIGHS)

Will you be able to sleep down there? Yeah.

Sorry the fort didn't work out, bud.

It's okay. All right. Good night.

Night.

Good night, Max. Yup.

Oh, | need that on.

Can you leave the light on, please?

MAX: No. No, you don't. ADAM: Right.

| can't sleep with the light on.

But | can't sleep with one off.

No, | can't have it on. | can't sleep with the lights on.

MICAH: But | have to be able to have a light. That's ridiculous.

(SIGHS) Okay, guys, guys, tell you what we're gonna do.

We're gonna compromise, okay?

I'm gonna turn that light off, leave the hall light on.

I'm gonna leave the door slightly open.

Okay? We'll see.

Mr. Braverman? (ADAM SIGHS)

Yeah. | have to go to the bathroom.

MAX: Just go to sleep already!

Your bladder is the size of a walnut.

Max! MICAH: Your brain is a walnut.

MAX: No, it isn't. That's just not true. Yes, itis.

Okay. MAX: My brain is a brain.

What's up, Ryan? What is up, Hughes?

| don't know, man. Why don't you tell me?

Trying to be some kind of tough guy out here

in front of your girlfriend tonight?

You need to quit running your mouth.

Or else what?

This whole thing is a joke. It wasn't even line of duty.

He's getting full honors? Shut up. Shut up.

Oh, 'cause he couldn't deal like a man? Is that what's up?

(GRUNTS) Shut your damn mouth. You hear me?

Get off me!

(GRUNTS) Get off!

(GRUNTING)

Hey! Hey, Ryan!

AMBER: Ryan! KEITH: Get off him.

He wasn't a coward! You hear me? Ryan! Oh, my God!

He wasn't a coward! You hear me? Stop, Ryan, stop!

Get off of me! KEITH: Get off of him!

Get off of me! AMBER: Ryan! Stop!

(BREATHING HEAVILY) Oh, my God.

What happened?

Is he all right?

Are you okay?

(CRYING) KEITH: Are you all right?

AMBER: Oh, God. (SNIFFLING)

You know, I've been thinking,

we should do something special with Syd today.

Yeah, like what?

| don't know. Golden Gate Park

or cable cars, ice skating.

Wow.

You think Victor will be into that?

Oh, | was thinking we could, you know,

drop Victor off at your parents’ house

and just go the three of us.

Her tantrum worked on you.

No, her tantrum didn't...

No, we can't reward her for acting out.

That'd be sending the wrong message.

Well, she made some damn good points, honey.

| mean, maybe she deserves a little reward here.

We've been spending so much time focusing on Victor,

and you know, | love what you've been doing to help our boy,

but, man, maybe...

Maybe Syd is acting out because she has been getting the short end of the stick.

So | promised | wouldn't say anything,

and now, if you can believe it,

| can't say anything.

How do | get that same arrangement over here?

Ha-ha.

What, what's the rate? What's the annual rate on that?

(SIGHS) Don't you think it's odd that I'm not allowed to know

an entire portion of my kid's life?

| think it's weird that you wanna know about it.

| don't wanna talk about the details,

but it's a life moment.

It's something to acknowledge

that normally | would be able to discuss...

How much did we spend on the Rosenthal bar mitzvah?

| don't know.

Then why are we still talking about your son's sex life?

We're not talking about my son's Sex life.

We're talking about my life

and the fact that | have been shut out of an area of his life.

All right, look, here's what | tell my daughter.

There's no secrets in parenting.

She tells me something,

then she can assume her mother has the same info and vice versa.

That's very helpful. Does that work?

Yeah, when my ex isn't lying to me.

Hmm. Hmm.

Max, it's not fair.

Okay, why... Why do you keep doing this?

| just wanna read. | don't wanna play

any more stupid checkers with the jumping.

But you said that we would play checkers.

...and the jumping and the more jumping.

With all the jumping! ADAM: Hey. Hey, hey, hey.

Guys, guys, quiet, okay?

MAX: What?

| just got Nora to sleep, all right?

What's the problem? So?

Okay, I'm reading and he... | want to read,

and he wants to play more stupid checkers.

Because you quit, and you said that we could play three games.

No, | didn't. | didn't say that.

Yes, you said. | didn't say that!

Yes, you did. No, | didn't.

Thank you for being quiet, Micah.

Pipe down. Listen to me. What?

Stop, okay?

All right, listen, Micah, I'm sorry, okay?

I'm not a sore loser. Max.

All right? | just wanna read. Micah is our guest.

You Know what, | want to talk to you in the hall right now.

Come on. Privately... No, | don't want to.

In the hall... Max, in the hallway. Now.

Sorry, Micah. Why are you doing this?

Come here. What?

ADAM: Thank you. Come here.

What? What is going on?

Is this because he beat you at checkers? No, | want alone time.

No, | want alone time. You can have alone time later, Max.

Right now, | want you to play with him. No.

Be nice. No, no, I'm tired of being nice!

Max, he's our guest. | want you to be nice.

That's what friends do. | don't wanna be...

Mom would let me have alone time.

Well, your mother's not here right now, okay?

No, yes, she is. You're going to back in there... Max?

Do not bother your mother right... Max! Let go of me!

Do not bother your mother right now.

| don't want you to go in there.

Mom? Damn it, Max. | said, don't go in there.

Mom, where are you? Max, just leave her alone!

MAX: What are you doing on the floor? What are you...

That... That's disgusting. There's germs, microbes, fecal matter.

All right, Max, go to your room.

Why? Is it chemo? Because | said, go to your room!

Go to your room! Now! What is the reason she's on the floor?

Adam. Honey.

Honey, I'm sorry, honey. Oh, baby.

Give me your hand. Honey, come here. (CRYING)

Let's get you to bed, and I'm gonna clean you up.

Can you do that? Okay. Come on.

Come on. | got you. Come on, babe. | got you, honey.

(WHISPERING) Does it hurt?

No.

I'm really sorry that you had to see that last night.

Hey, it's okay. No, no, it's... It's not okay.

| get it if, uh, you don't wanna be with me anymore.

| mean... | understand.

(WHISPERING) Hey.

I'm not going anywhere, okay?

okay Okay?

(SIGHS)

(SOFTLY) Um...

Your friend Evan...

(WHISPERING) He killed himself, didn't he?

Yeah.

| really can't

imagine what that's like

and what you've been through, and it's scary.

Hey, hey. Hey.

I'm not him.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

This is my first funeral.

Me too.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) (PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(GASPS) What's this?

It's Dulcia Domestica.

Mmm! It's dates stuffed with pine nuts,

cooked in a little bit of wine.

This music is amazing.

Oh, great. Crosby made the playlist.

Well, he is a genius.

The Stones, The Roots, and Dean Martin?

It's really good. Crosby's awesome.

(CHUCKLING) Yeah, he is.

Chuppah! (LAUGHING) (ALL CHEERING)

Who's first, huh?

| got one.

(SHUDDERING)

Everything hurts, honey.

Okay.

Listen, honey, it says here you can have two more if you think that'll help.

They're not working.

(SIGHS HEAVILY)

(SIGHS)

| don't know what to do. | hate this.

(WHISPERING) I'm sorry.

(GROANING)

Hey, Max, Micah. Guys, turn the TV off.

Max, TV off! Why?

Because | said so. Just do it.

Max, put it on pause. No, you're being weird.

Hey, we're going out.

Max, put it on pause. Okay, here, put Otis on the leash.

MAX: Where? Where are we going?

Oh, come here, Nora, sweetie. Max, put in on pause.

ADAM: We're gonna go out and help your mom, all right?

Max, | said TV off. What are we doing?

TV goes off. Put the dog leash.

Dad, you have to tell me what we're doing or we're not doing it.

| need you to put the game down, come to the front door.

Come on, guys. (GRUNTS)

MICAH: Come on, Max.

(BARKS) Otis.

Uh-oh. Oh, boy. (KNOCK ON DOOR)

WOMAN: I'm just dying. Oh, my gosh.

I'm telling you it's gonna turn into a swinging party.

(ALL LAUGHING) (KNOCK ON DOOR)

Adults swinging. All right.

CROSBY: They're really changing the dynamic.

MAN: Right? (WOMAN LAUGHING)

Okay, Max, Micah. Hey, hi. Hi. (CRYING)

Hey! I'm really sorry. We were knocking. It just...

(NORA CRYING) ADAM: Sorry.

CROSBY: Okay, we're having a party.

| mean, | know you're having a party.

I'm very sorry. Hi, Jasmine. How are you?

| just need to talk to him in private.

I'm sorry, everybody. It's past her bedtime. Can you...

Come here, sweetie. ADAM: Go see your auntie, okay?

Come here. There's Auntie Jasmine, okay, who loves you.

All right. Thank you. JASMINE: Come here.

Thank God. Okay, you guys, behave.

Sorry, guys. I'll be right back.

Just got to talk to you real fast. Yup.

You guys hungry? I'm starving.

Yeah. Come on.

(NORA GURGLING)

SARAH: Here you go, sweetie.

It says chamomile, but it smells like peppermint.

Thank you. (CHUCKLES)

Ugh. Algebra?

Yeah.

So, school's good?

Yeah, it's fine.

You're really seeing a lot of Amy, huh?

Yeah. Yeah.

And that just miraculously came back together?

Um...

Yeah, | mean, it just kind of...

You know... No, what?

When we were together, | mean, it's kind of like the same thing.

It's the same as...

Um, it's like the same as...

| know, but you broke up, and, you know,

it just seems like you've been seeing even more of her,

and | just worry, ‘cause you were devastated

when she broke up with you, and | just want you to be careful,

and, you know, really... | told your mom.

You promised you weren't gonna tell her.

Oh. I'm sorry.

We can't have secrets like that in this house, okay?

I'm your mom, and...

He's not my parent. Like, it's different.

Well, that's a whole... Yeah.

You can't ask him to keep secrets like that from me, Drew.

Yeah, but he's not my parent.

If you're gonna be with a girl here in this house...

| know, but | am your parent,

and we're figuring this out together.

Yeah, | know. You can...

| was just asking what was going on, okay?

Well, ask him what's going on.

All right? He knows everything.

(DOOR OPENING)

(DOOR CLOSES) It just came out.

| thought we agreed that | was handling this.

| Know. | just... | was only asking him...

| didn't say anything.

You didn't have to. He could...

All right.

(DOOR SLAMS)

Everybody hated Jar Jar Binks.

That's why he was banned from Naboo.

No, that's not true.

He was the first Gungan to represent his people in the galactic senate.

Handled it. MICAH: He saved everyone from the droid army.

Hey, hey, hey, Max. No, no, no.

Please don't use your fingers.

There's a spoon right there and a plate.

Oh, no. No, don't worry.

We're fine like this. No, no, don't feed...

MICAH: But the best part about that was...

I'm fine without a plate. Don't worry. This is great.

Oh, can you get me some tiramisu?

Sorry for barging in on your party.

| just didn't know what else to do.

Look, well, lam a little offended that you just assumed

that | have pot at all times in the house.

Well, so far you don't. So what's the big deal?

Well, I'm married now.

And | have a son that wanders around, so | gotta be more careful.

Well, what about your sock drawer?

That was always your secret, go-to hiding place.

Ooh. Ooh. Sock drawer. You're right.

That's a good idea.

Okay.

Is there a difference between a G-string and a thong?

Hey, perv, put that down.

I'm just Curious. Ooh! Ooh, ooh, | got something.

Bingo. Yup. Kristina...

Yup, | bought this little sack

when we went camping at the shoreline. Okay.

Now let me warn you. This is not the ditch weed

that we smoked in high school, okay?

This is high-power, genetically-modified ganja.

Okay. She's gotta take a very little puff.

That's good to know. Take small, small hits.

ADAM: Hey. Whoa! Whoa!

What are you doing?

(STAMMERS) We were looking for this? Yeah.

Hey, um, your mom and | wanted to talk to you about something.

Yeah, okay.

Bug, you know that Uncle Adam

and Uncle Crosby are my brothers, right?

Yeah. Okay.

So, when we were kids,

we used to fight... Uh-huh.

And they would make me so mad...

(CHUCKLING)

But now it's so cool to have brothers.

| can't even tell you. It's so cool!

Yeah, and, you know, Victor, even though he's new to our family,

he's as much a part of this family as you are, as lam,

as your mom is.

Does that make sense?

Yeah, |... | get it.

“ey That's my girl.

Hey, what do you think? Should we pick Victor up

some hot chocolate or something on the way home?

JOEL: Yeah. Mmm...

Nah.

(LAUGHS)

(EXHALES)

ADAM: Is it helping?

Yeah?

(SOFTLY) It's strong.

You think maybe you had enough, then?

No? Okay.

It's making you feel better, though?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, good. Yeah.

You want some? No. No.

It's pretty powerful.

Feeling good enough to have some food?

Want me to make some soup?

Mmm-mmm.

Okay.

Just save this, okay? Okay.

Okay. How about a washcloth? You want a washcloth?

Not feeling clammy anymore?

Mmm-mmm. Good.

How about some fresh water? You want some fresh water?

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

JASMINE: Thanks for coming!

WOMAN: Great to see you.

MAN: It's really so good.

Really, really, really good.

Okay, you've been over-served.

(SNIGGERING) Let's go. Thank you! Bye.

Bye.

WOMAN: Come on. Go, go.

You killed it. We killed it.

That was a good party. (LAUGHS)

Yes.

I'm sorry | was such a brat and didn't help.

Mmm. It's okay.

And you know what? What?

Some of those people | didn't hate.

(LAUGHING)

Isn't that great? That's awesome.

Yeah, I'm growing.

Why don't you go clean up after those people you don't hate?

Oh, so I'm gonna... What are you gonna do?

I'm gonna go take a hot bath.

Oh, (CHUCKLING) you're gonna take a bath?

Yeah. If you hurry up, you Can join me.

Oh, okay.

Hmm.

I'm sorry.

(SCOFFS)

| realize that | don't have very much experience,

uh, parenting with somebody.

I... | want you to be involved.

Me too. I, um...

You know, | don't have any experience with this.

Yeah.

| just felt like | had this opportunity

to get closer to Drew, and...

(SIGHS) | don't know.

I'm just trying to figure out my place

in this family, you know?

I'm trying to figure it out too.

(DOOR CLOSES) ADAM: Oh, God.

(GROANS)

It's official. Micah has left the building.

(WHISPERING) Oh, thank God.

(GROANS)

How were Doug and Val?

Ohl!

You're not gonna believe this.

They won over $1,000 playing roulette.

Doug said he's got some sort of secret technique.

(LAUGHS)

Yeah, then they went to see Zumanity, and Val said

Doug brought Zumanity back to the hotel room.

Like | need to hear that. What's Zumanity?

You know, it's that naked people circus.

Ohl!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Nuh-uh. Can you imagine Doug...

No! No! .. Jumping up and down on the bed with that face?

(CONTINUES LAUGHING) Oh, stop. I'm begging you.

I'm begging you. It hurts.

Stop. You feeling better?

| feel better, but don't do that.

Yeah. (SIGHS)

You look better, hon.

I'm so much better.

| just... I'm gonna need some more weed.

It helps. Oh, yeah?

Yeah, you are feeling better.

Yeah. It helps.

Oh, God.

That was a rough patch, hon. Yeah.

Yep.

Listen, | just... lL...

| think you're awesome.

| got us into this mess this weekend,

and you handled it beautifully.

Oh... You're the best nurse.

Thank you so much... "Tweren't nothing.

...for taking care of me.

Come here.

And you're the best husband in the world.

You know, it's kind of stupid.

| just... What?

| don't know. | thought I'd be the one person

that wouldn't get sick from chemo.

Like I... | could just, sort of, power through it.

Hmm.

(CHUCKLES WRYLY)

| guess I'm not Wonder Woman, am |?

You are to me.

You okay?

Yeah.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

It's intense, huh?

Yeah.

Hey, uh...

| Know that this weekend wasn't any fun,

and it was really intense and heavy, and...

| just want to say thank you so much for coming.

Really.

Hang on. (ENGINE REVS)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

Sometimes it's scary

Being alone

Being alone

Oh, it's scary

Being alone

All alone

Sometimes it's scary