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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) You've been ditching my door.

That's funny.

Usually the freshman girls just stand at the

door and swoon and bat their eyelashes.

Well, it is midterm, so maybe they've got

to look at their grades.

I'm sure they'd all love to fail, just

so they could take your class again.

Well, maybe it was one of my male

students.

Half of them have bigger crushes than the

girls.

Oh, that's real funny.

So how'd Guatemala go?

Awesome.

We found some great items.

At the Mayan site?

Better.

We uncovered some burial grounds.

Pre-Mayan?

They have ash and pottery.

Pigmented.

Black and gold?

Wow, we are getting close.

What'd you bring back?

Just a few shards.

The graduates are trying to piece them together

right now.

I'd like to see what you find.

Sanders is having a symposium tonight.

Sanders?

It's not that bad.

Right.

The guy's a living fossil.

Oh, come on.

You know, I'd be kicked out if he

had his way.

Well, if you hadn't been so harsh in

San Antigua...

I've been so harsh.

He almost tripped an Incan spike trap.

It's not that bad.

They were laced with ash venom.

So, he's a little clumsy.

He's a liability.

He's the department head.

Oh, yeah.

He's a head, all right.

In the department, he can kiss.

He's let you keep working on this theory

of yours, hasn't he?

Not theory, Jenny.

It's fact.

I'm this close to finding the link.

A civilization predating the Mayan Empire that bred

a race of warriors.

It's not your standard human soldier.

It's super advanced ones.

Ooh, superheroes, huh?

Or villains.

Depends on which side you're on.

Well, I'm speaking at the symposium tonight.

Not Sanders.

Then I'll be there.

I'll wear something sexy, then.

Oh, and thanks for the souvenir from Guatemala.

You're welcome.

But it's not from me.

Sanders?

Not that I know of.

Huh.

Strange.

Secret admirer, no doubt.

Bye, Dr. Kent.

Yeah.

I'm gonna believe it.

I'll say.

You were too caught up in the antiquity,

and not the lesson.

I think we need a good date night.

Let's go get the statue first.

You know, you were right about that thing.

What, that it awakens your inner sexual being?

No, that it wasn't bad voodoo.

Well, that's good to know.

Black magic.

What?

Yeah.

Black magic.

Saw it on TV once.

No.

I'm gonna show you black magic.

Done.

Let's see here.

Whoa.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Tina for Rich, are you there?

Lisa, are you there?

You guys are fucking around again, aren't you?

Well, it's too late.

We found the artifact.

You lose.

You gotta see this, buddy.

She's almost done, bro.

Rex, are you gonna dig or jack off?

Do I really have to answer that?

How many times have you had sex with

Jenny today?

Only two.

Three, actually.

You know, if you put half the effort

into this dig as you do into your

dick, we would have proven our theories.

All in good time, good buddy.

All in good time.

Rex, get over here.

What do you got?

Phillip, is that what I think it is?

Oh, my God.

It's intact.

It's fully intact.

Yeah.

Get Jenny.

Jenny, come here, Jenny.

Go for Jenny.

Yeah, you gotta get over here right now,

code red, and bring a long arm with

you, now.

Oh, my God.

I'll be right there.

Hey.

You gotta see this.

It's fully intact.

Really?

I can't wait to see it.

You didn't have to get so dressed up

on my account.

No, no.

Thanks for your help.

Sure.

We found it.

We were right.

The legend is exactly as it described.

How so?

Well...

we finally beat the dirty blondes.

Team Borneo?

Team Borneo.

Well, I have it on good authority that

once they connected the islanders with the mainland

Indians, they'd given up serious research.

That's not what I heard.

What?

They're probably researching each other right now.

I'll bet they are.

Get up.

What's up with you?

We got a jump of your ass today,

Phillip.

Plenty of shit, Rex.

You should get up for this.

What, negative day on the pot?

No.

Son of a bitch, no.

That's proof we got it.

Pre-Columbian Native Americans have been trading across

the Pacific for 2,000 years or more.

We have proof, if it ever gets out.

What are you talking about?

Our funding just died.

What do you mean?

Dr. Ramsfield just left here yesterday with an

extension.

Dr. Ramsfield is bankrupt.

Shit!

Yes, most certainly shit.

We've made the biggest discovery in the last

20 years and we're going to scratch the

eight ball, buddy.

So let's go get refunded.

Shouldn't we contact A-Team in Tahiti?

Don't the girls need to know about this?

It can't

be.

It's my belief that the civilization understands a

language far more advanced than any I've studied.

Dr. Trace, 1923.

Symbols and signals of an arcane nature not

found like the Mayan or the Egyptian era.

I believe them to be right.

Forbidden language?

Ena...

Uta...

Uthra Ray.

What happened in here?

Where'd she go?

Where did who go?

Where did she go?

There was a woman in here.

She attacked me.

She attacked you?

Who attacked you?

A student?

I don't know.

I don't think so.

You have a bump on your head.

What happened?

I don't know.

She was incredibly strong.

We need to report this.

No, I don't think there's anything to report.

I must have dreamed it.

Well, how did you get that wound?

I must have gotten it and slipped and

fallen or something.

What were you doing?

They're idle.

I was translating the symbols.

Where did you get this?

It's the package that was sent to me.

How did this get in here?

What is it?

I've seen this before.

In Guatemala?

There was a subchamber.

And it was filled inside with these symbols.

Wow.

Then it's authentic.

You think pre-Mayan?

Or a damn good replica.

I don't think so.

How's that?

I was just in the lab and those

shards dated back 10,000 years.

10,000?

Then it's true.

It's a pre-dawn of man's civilization.

I don't know, though.

This doesn't look 10,000 years old.

That's exactly what I thought.

It might be a later relic representing the

same sect.

A sect?

Like a following?

This is Dr. Trace's journal.

You mean as in, like, the famous archaeologist

Anthony Trace?

None other.

I came upon it in a ruin in

Peru.

I thought Dr. Trace was devoured in a

snake pit.

Even snakes have to take a crap every

now and then.

It was in a snake?

So was Dr. Trace.

That's a bad memory.

I don't want to talk about it.

It's how I got started on the myth

of the Inaugural Civilization.

It's all here.

They were more than just warriors.

Their senses enhanced, superb, through the rites of

Shira.

Hey, Lisa.

You're not supposed to wear the artifacts.

What?