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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) I'm going to go and scout Artifact Site

C over here.

I'll see you later.

Well, I think we are going to hit

the jackpot.

Hey, did you find something last night?

Maybe.

Well?

Well, I ain't going to tell you if

I did.

If you had found it, I bet you

would.

Why do you think that?

Because you know I'd give you an A

-plus in a second.

You're going to give the both of us

an A-plus anyway.

Why's that?

Because we're your favorite and best students.

Oh, really?

Why else would you send us out to

the remote site?

You know we're the smartest.

Maybe I wanted to get rid of you.

Hey, that's not nice.

Yeah, well, you know what?

I think we're hot on the trail already.

Why?

What did you find yesterday?

Let's just say I have a hunch.

Well, I don't think they went to Borneo

to find artifacts.

Let's just say they like the outdoors.

I'm going to call them over the satellite

phone.

Over and out.

Base Camp A to Base Camp B, over.

Base Camp A to Base Camp B, over.

Lisa, stop fucking around.

I need to talk to you about a

pot we found.

Lisa, if you're teasing Rich with that loincloth

again, I'm going to be really pissed.

Alright, I'm going to assume that you can

hear me.

We've deciphered the painting on the pot, and

we think we've got the correct site for

the prehistoric dildo.

Over.

They are so blowing it.

If we find that stone dildo first, we

get the A and the $10,000 research

prize.

Alright, screw them.

Any luck?

Nah, they're probably just screwing around again.

Well, then we should call Team Borneo and

tell them to come home.

We don't have the artifact yet.

We will.

Base Camp A to Team Borneo, over.

Base Camp A to Team Borneo, over.

Look, I know you guys are all superstars

since you proved contact between the islands and

the Americas, but we're hot on the trail

of the dildo.

We recommend returning to the U.S., over.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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The Ute Indians lived in shelters like here.

Near the petroglyphs?

Near the mummies?

Mummies?

In the desert?

That's what he said.

The Ute Indians didn't practice mummification.

Well, it would have been a burial site.

Well, then it must predate the Utes.

Anasazi.

So far north?

Shouldn't be.

Well, if not Anasazi, then who?

Well, I think we just found a big

clue.

We haven't found anything yet.

How do these erotic stimulations make you feel?

I'm interested in its origin.

It's Shoshone because of its pigment.

Its pigment has the DNA to match that

of the Ocotillo in the Amagosa Valley.

Who did the sampling?

I did.

But this hasn't been published.

Who would believe?

If you have proof.

Proof?

Individuals touch the skin of the fetish and

are immediately stimulated to fuck each other or

fuck themselves.

How do you think this would be received,

Ana?

There could be tests.

Would you volunteer?

I'll tell you what.

You come to my house and we'll do

our own little tests.

I have no intention of fucking you, Dr.

Marcus.

You see?

There you have it.

I can't do it.

Where does your neurosis stem from?

That is none of your business.

Did your father touch you, Ana?

No.

Was it a boyfriend?

Were you raped?

This conversation will end.

No.

Don't kill our connection.

Why are you so over sex, Doctor?

Because more people should be.

And that's why they left these fetishes.

Sex, not war.

Perhaps maybe there is hope for you, Ana.

Is that all there is?

How have your orgasms been, Ana?

I don't think that's any...

Do you know your G-spot?

Do you know how your fluids work?

Did you know that there are over 8

,000 nerve endings in your clitoris?

Marcus!

Before you had your little fantasy, before that

moment, Ana, when was the last time you

masturbated?

Was it last week?

Last month?

Has it been a year?

Do you masturbate?

Ever?

No.

And you don't have physical contact, as you

say.

So how could you know?

How could you possibly know the power of

the fetish?

You see, the five elements are all here,

as trained by the Master.

The five elements?

Yes.

Through these five elements, a woman can experience

the ultimate pleasure.

Pleasure.

First are the two fundamentals.

Fundamentals.

The first, a practitioner must develop an ability

to feel every part of the body.

Every little part.

The second of the fundamentals is the movement

of the kinta, or life force.

What's the second part?

The second element is knowing how to circulate

the kinta over the body.

Over the body.

That sounds good.

The third element is harmonizing the emotions.

Right.

Harmonizing.

The fourth element is proper nutrition for prolonged

sexual play.

Nutrition.

Sensual meals with aphrodisiacs to titillate the senses.

Mmm, titillating.

Oh no, not titillating.

And the final element is the most exciting.

More exciting?

How to align the physical structure to the

most perfect sexual position to obtain the ultimate

climax.

Ultimate?

This is a very wonderful day.

Yeah, yeah, this is a pretty good day.

Honey?

Yes, buttercup?

Why don't you run home and go get

that digital camera so we can take some

photos?

The camera?

Yeah.

I can't believe I forgot the camera.

Heavens, I forgot the camera.

I'll be back shortly.

Bill, if you could, please entertain Lisa while

I go get the camera.

Thank you.

Take your time, honey.

Sure.

So you heard him.

You can entertain me.

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It's open.

I said it's open.

What are you deaf?

I said it's open.

What the hell is going on?

I was just returning your GPS.

I'm sorry.

Come in.

Come in.

Tough day?