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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) So she killed the male and then I

shot her in the back.

So she'd be paralyzed.

This way she'd be awake while I tortured

her.

Then I built a shelter.

But then I realized it was too big.

It would draw too much attention.

So I couldn't sleep in it.

But I could use it to lure in

a Nazi.

I found some more poison apples.

So I set them up as bait.

It wasn't too long before I had a

victim.

I started by circumcising him.

Something that must really hurt him.

Unlike you, I actually started to feel guilty

about what I was doing.

So I just cut his dick off, shoved

it in his mouth.

Then the next Nazi that I killed was

just for me to get something to eat.

He killed one of the savages.

And then as he was walking away like

a macho prick, I snatched his head in.

And then I cut it off.

And then I ate his brains.

After that, I made a blowgun out of

bamboo.

And I coated the darts with the poison

from those little green apples.

I'm really quite clever and resourceful.

And I tested it on one of your

women.

She was attacked because one of your men

raped Chieftain's daughter.

But the feminazi was more skilled in combat.

Of course, I couldn't let her escape.

I aimed the dart.

And I was quite content to see that

it worked as predicted.

I was only going to eat her.

But, you know, then I thought about all

the Nazis raping the savages.

And it reminded me of all the rapes

that Nazis committed all these years.

And, I don't know, just awakened some vengeance

in me.

I tortured the fuck out of that bitch.

As for

your wife, she attacked one of the female

savages.

So, I had to act before she dealt

the lethal blow.

I shot her with the dart.

But before I could claim her body, the

rest of the savages arrived.

They disrobed your wife and prepared her for

ritual sex.

She stood by and let other women get

raped.

So she got to feel what it was

like.

I'll just let those images sink in while

I tell you the rest.

I had my own revenge in mind for

her.

And if she became part of the tribe,

they would protect her.

So, I snuck a knife within easy reach

of her.

I only planned for her to cut herself

free.

But she messed things up a bit.

Anyway, I got her with my dart.

And then I walked up to her to

shoot her in the back.

So that I can enjoy her realizing that

she was paralyzed.

Only, I had one bullet left.

So, I had to use it to save

one of the savages.

The savages had

learned to fear gunfire by that point.

So, I got away with the body of

your wife.

And I made sure that she paid for

her crimes.

Aha!

That is called cognitive dissonance.

You're one to talk.

If you had just befriended the savages, then

you would have been fed and you would

have been given books.

But instead, you jumped to conclusions.

So, now you can just go fuck yourself.

So, here we are.

You can't tell me that you still think

you're dreaming.

In the dream state, we experience reality as

we generate reality.

So, there's no stability in the dream world.

If you look at something, and then you

look away, and then you look back, what

you see is not the same thing.

All right, I am convinced.

But since you robbed me of the services

of my wife, you shall take her place.

You're out of your fucking mind.

No, I am in my mind.

You made the mistake.

You made the mistake of telling me you

exhausted your last bullet.

So, now you have no way of stopping

me.

Oh, yes, I do.

Oh, you do?

Tell me.

I'm dying for a laugh.

Because I know jiu-jitsu.

How does it feel to see your scalp

waved in front of your face?

Surely you didn't expect me to face you

without having an advantage.

It poisoned your food.

I modified the recipe.

The first step is to knock you out.

And then the second stage is to paralyze

you.

So you can feel everything that I'm doing

to you, but you can't move.

I almost made a mistake when I cut

your dick off.

I was going to put it into your

mouth, but then I thought maybe you would

just choke to death.

So instead, I just shoved it up your

ass.

I told you to go fuck yourself, and

then you did.

Well, I've pretty much done everything that I

wanted to do to you.

So I'm going to finish you off.

And then I'm going to shit in your

mouth so that you finally get to eat

your wife.

Your wife.

Say hello to Hitler and Nell.

Oh me

don't go away before I wait I'm dreaming

of ice cream There's no fudge in my

dream I can't find a spoon See the

cow on the moon He's waking up With

salmon up You spilled the soda What a

feeling Toyota Oh no, I've slipped My tooth

is chipped A new one now blows Inside

my nose I

can't get up My butt is stuck To

seven A cockroach now races My booger he

chases It's caught on my hair And it

swings in the air As the booger is

swinging The cockroach is singing But as he

watches I perform hypnosis