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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Hang on, don't miss

again May the magic be strong to stand

For the dark and the light to come

So it's all an act to give a

new way Over the mountains From the tower

of the river

We're meant to

come So it's all an act to give

a new way In

the desert The crawling will lead nowhere

Down the river Now

the wings go rise again Now the peace

will come to the land For the dark

and the light to come Now it's all

an act to give a new way The

child of winter's lonely

castle At the feet of a Storm

became a fireball Fire's

final hour Reaching for the

fire Storm became wolf Storm

became sheep And saw his sword shot Covered

the frozen perspective of the world I

feel shame in my heart Because while I

filled my stomach You just watched, I ate

everything Don't be embarrassed I wouldn't have it

any other way Well, now that you have

satisfied this need Why don't you satiate this

need?

Yes, little boom boom?

Surely a handsome man like you is already

spoken for I was, but my petrol, she's

conservative We parted ways because she would not

let me eat her house Well, you just

did Pardon me?

You ate her That meat in your stomach

It came from that Your wife I see

it also, but I do not recognize it

Perhaps it was one of the passengers who

could not deploy a parachute in time And

got shredded on the ground I'm trying to

tell you that you just have eaten the

flesh of your wife No wonder it tasted

like ass, to use an American expression Actually,

no I can't believe it's not buttocks Perhaps

it was artificial buttock flavoring Anyway, one does

not stumble upon a maiden Bearing food and

bearing breasts on a desert island This is

just a dream You're not dreaming Please explain

then I'm dying to discover that this is

not a dream I am hungry and erotic

So of course this is my wish fulfillment

Your ridiculous assertion that I ate my wife

is the language of dreams The word eat

has multiple meanings I've always wanted to eat

her house So my dream is allowing me

to eat her in the traditional definition of

the term Because the subconscious is master poet

See, it is allowing me to express my

wish in a manner that does not hurt

me It hides the meaning with symbols Well

here's some news for you I was a

prisoner in a concentration camp And I escaped

and I hid on an airplane I didn't

know anything was wrong until we crashed But

I wasn't hurt because I was cushioned by

all the cargo You must think that I

was born again yesterday You mean born yesterday,

you boner No, if I were born yesterday

I'd be a baby I would not understand

language I would have no skills at all

to comprehend what anyone is saying Even the

lies that you spoke See, if I were

born again yesterday Then I'd be as idiotic

as any fundamentalist I would believe in miracles

like Oh, I survived the plane crash When

only the smart people on the plane used

the parachute to get out Before the crash

happened And the people got shredded on the

ground Why is everybody else shredded on the

ground But you are alive Well maybe you

were born again yesterday You have the same

inability for grasping the truth But anyway, moving

ahead The first thing that I wanted to

do was get out of my concentration camp

clothes And the women on the plane had

lingerie So I wanted to put it on

so I could feel pretty again But before

I could grab anything else The plane started

sinking into the ocean Which is okay I

guess because it's a hot climate Aha, I

knew it was a dream, that's dream language

Because you're a hot woman And it is

too painful for my consciousness to bear Hearing

that you're a hot woman So the dream

language turns it into The climate is hot

Yeah, exactly Anyway, getting back to the crash

So, afterwards, I looked around for some food

But all I could find were these tiny

green apples I

decided very wisely that I was not going

to eat Any more of the vegetation from

this island And naturally my only alternative was

to eat the flesh from the crash victims

I find it hard to believe that any

person would become a cannibal in an air

-sea disaster Why?

Human flesh is perfectly safe to eat And

it's tasty It's protein It's good for you

It's the 1940s Science tells us that the

only reason why we don't eat human flesh

Is for moral reasons, not physiological ones I

know for a fact that the savages on

this island are cannibals The indigenous people on

this island are vegetarian If the savages are

truly vegetarian, why do you not observe them

And then copycat what they eat?

You know, it's safe to eat their vegetables

Not just anything, you can't kick things off

the ground and eat them Because I want

protein Animal protein Anyway, apples make me fart

Animal protein?

Surely you don't think that humans are animals

Animal protein?

Speaking on that level of offensiveness Your irritating

language that you're using I'm deeply saddened and

offended and outraged And angry and mad and

terrified and upset That alien flesh was a

lesser body Well, then it should certainly bother

you that your wife's flesh was inside of

me I defecated her I made swastikaki out

of her She and all of you will

be desecrated forever I do not understand why

you're so hostile toward me, myself and I

Because the war is almost over Is it?

Yeah You may have conquered the world, but

you're still going to die No, no, no,

we are actually losing the war That's why

my friends and I, we boarded an airplane

to fly to Argentina Where we're going to

live in hiding until things cool off Which

is hard because it's South America, it's very

hot in there But you know, I was

speaking metaphorically How could you possibly think that

any country will grant you asylum?

After what you assholes have done, no one

is ever going to forget I strongly disagree

You know, the Catholics, they committed atrocities that

made the Nazis look like Walt Disney You

know, a lot of people look like one

person He was so good, he could be

many Nazis, that Walt Disney guy And you

know, he, not Walt Disney But the Christians,

they tortured people in ways that made the

concentration camps look like mercy killings You know,

after all, it doesn't take that long to

choke You know, but hours and hours, having

your bowels come out of your belly It

would be fun to have your bowels come

out of your ear You know, or if

you squeeze the bowels, you make somebody flatter

It comes out, yeah They did all these

terrible things, they retarded science Because scientific discoveries

were a threat to the power of the

church But it wasn't until the Protestants, which

are still asshole Christians They were not worried

about the power of the church So they

allowed science to advance But still, they are

the world's worst cultural vandals Whoever they subjugated,

they burned the history, they burned the folklore

You could no longer remember your culture Because

it did not fit part of the plan

of the central power of the church Yeah,

I know what you're feeling Christians, all these

things, yet no one thinks about their bloody

past No wonder they use a crucifix as

the symbol of their religion It's a religion

of torture People wear crosses around their necks

now And in a few hundred years, people

will wear swastikas around their necks No one

will remember the blood of the symbol Even

though the crucifix has blood on it But

nobody thinks about the blood of the crucifix

Or the blood caused by the Christians No,

I guess you have a point But you

left something out The Christians never lost power

Apparently the same cannot be said for you

Nazis I guess maybe if you had won

your little war Then yeah, I could see

how your propaganda Would allow future generations to

wear pretty little swastikas around their necks Without

feeling any guilt I could pinch it myself,

but I'm not a victim I'm not an

American made bastard You're not dreaming And as

soon as you acknowledge That you've just eaten

the flesh of your wife Then you're tortured

again Impossible, she's a trained fighter How could

you possibly have defeated her?

Well, let's back up I got my first

gun When one of your Nazi brethren tried

raping a feminazi She knocked the gun out

of his hand And while they fought, I

recovered it

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