All language subtitles for HoCan 02

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you how to create a simple, yet

powerful effect.

Do not be angry, you are better suited

to this environment than I am.

For you see, you are not overheated.

I'm about to stroke myself with heat.

Do you mean heat stroke?

What?

If you're going to use American expressions to

be funny, make sure you say them right

or you're going to get discovered.

I'm not saying it to be funny.

I'm just trying to show you that these

expressions that you know are probably traps by

the American government to reveal us in their

population.

Explain.

Well, if I wanted to express the negative

emotion, I would actually give you my sheet

instead of withholding it.

Yeah, if you were an enemy of mine

and you showed me art that you painted,

if I crapped on it and gave a

sheet, then I would show that I care.

But my meaning would be clear.

Crapping on your painting would be very clear.

I would crap on the painting.

But if I did not crap on the

painting, if I never gave you my sheet,

you did not know that my sheet is

directed at your painting, you would not know

I hate that.

Yeah, if we ever end up in America,

do not go on a tirade like this.

Nobody cares about the history of I don't

give a shit.

Oh?

Well, in America, I would never be discovered

as a Nazi because I would be a

philanthropist.

Why?

I will donate feces to a charity to

show that I give a shit!

guitar plays I

have found something.

Stay back.

I must inspect this corpse.

I believe it belonged to Hovinka.

Oh?

And how would you know it's her torso

based only on her breasts?

Why do you have a rabbit inside your

buttocks?

You mean a hair up my ass?

You say tornado, I say tornado.

Whatever it is, pull it out so we

could have sex.

You and I.

Well, you...

Trust me, if we had sex, that's exactly

what I'd say.

Pull it out.

Not that I could feel it in there

anyway.

Instead of a swastika, you should wear a

quasi-dicka armband.

Oh, that shows you how stupid Americans are.

In that country, they have this creature called

Bigfoot.

But we know by experimenting in our experiments

that you can judge the size of a

penis by the length of a foot.

The length of the foot is 12 inches

or whatever the amount of centimeters are.

If we switch to the metric system, we

will no longer have hiccups, I say.

But the Bigfoot...

If there really were a creature with an

enormous foot, his nickname would not be Bigfoot,

it would be Bigpenis.

Consider that myth busted, buster!

Why do you pronounce it penis?

Oh, because when I contracted the disease on

my penis, I was prescribed penicillin.

Oh, and how did you get a venereal

disease?

It wasn't in my veins, it was in

my urethra, alias PPECT.

I got it from Hovinka.

But wait, it does not mean that we

had sexual intercourse or even non-sexual intercourse.

Oh, really?

Well, if she satisfies you so much, then

maybe you two should stick together.

I'm sure you'll survive longer than you would

if you stayed with me.

In fact, I never want to see you

again.

Oh, don't let the door hit your asshole

on the way out!

I thought I found a reason to live

just like before.

I was a child only to find that

trees made of sand would just fall apart

and slip through my hands.

I just feel that all that I have

is wrong and will

to carry on.

I sit here outside

all night but as long as the veins

in my arms still stand up.

I'm so hungry, but I'm not going to

complain.

But it is good for me to ponder

something I've always heard.

I was told that if you were on

Desert Island and all you had to eat

was American breakfast cereal, you would die of

malnutrition.

I believe that.

Only in America are people so stupid that

they advertise food that only has nutrition if

you eat other food items with it that

have the vitamins.

Part of a balanced breakfast.

Yeah, why don't I eat everything but the

cereal and still have vitamins?

But the other thing that bothers me is

the misrepresentation of the cuckoo bird, which is

a proud German species.

They have this sunny cuckoo bird.

He goes cuckoo for cuckoo puffs, and people

think that he goes cuckoo like he goes

crazy, but no, when the cuckoo bird emits

a cuckoo, it's you who goes verrucht.

That's right.

So if sunny the cuckoo bird went cuckoo

for cuckoo puffs, you would be crazy and

you would helplessly surrender your cuckoo puffs to

sunny the cuckoo bird because the cuckoo bird

is a bird that when it emits the

cuckoo, it fools all other species into feeding

it.

So it doesn't have to, it has a

charmed life.

All it does is cuckoo, and then you

give it food.

Much like when I sing, I croon.

I croon cuckoo, and then you give me

food because you love the way I give

you passionate singing love.

But in the domain of buttocks, maybe the

commercial has the cuckoo bird going cuckoo because

it is the top of the hour.

It does not matter that he is in

the clock or not in the clock, but

at the top of the hour, cuckoo, and

then they videotape it, and then with deceptive

editing, they make it look like it goes

cuckoo for cuckoo puffs.

I'm going to stop this when I go

to America.

I'm going to

stop this

when I go to America.