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Hey, you talking to Phillip?

How? He's always on the phone with his new girlfriend.

Exactly. That's all you do, talk to that girl all day long.

I hope she not like that candy girl.

Man, well, if we get another 8K TV, keep in that joint.

Back. Big back.

And I'll be in line when I get back to my room.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, Phillip.

Oh, hey, Ma.

No, no, no, that was crazy. Like, I didn't know what was going on.

Dude came out of nowhere.

That was crazy. Hey, son, you got any time today?

No, I got to do some homework, and then I'm studying online with Chalicia.

Yeah. Maybe, you know, Chalicia could come over for dinner, and y 'all could

study here. That's a great idea, ma.

Hey, can you come over for dinner tonight?

And then we can study for our test later.

Cool. Yeah, you think that's cool? Yeah.

You stupid.

What? Mm -hmm.

Come on, athlete.

It's a good morning for you.

Is everything okay?

I was on this stupid social media app.

I posted a video.

And some kid commented that I'm so old that my license plate is in Roman

numerals.

Hey, man, you're not in there, Kim B. They just, you know, no mercy.

Enjoy your youth while you have it. Because before you know it, it will pass

by.

Hope he's so cute.

It'll be all right.

I'm about to go fix the dresser in the room.

Mm -hmm.

There you go.

Hey, wait.

Is Effie around?

Where Effie? He just left.

They tearing him up on this Internet.

What? Yeah, look here. One of the kids say, Effie's so old. His first Christmas

was the first Christmas.

Mr. Brown? Don't do that. No, no, look, Carter.

They say he's so old, he got an autographed Bible. He was there.

They've been at it all before. No, he's mad at it because it's his class

anniversary. It's 50 years. He's just upset.

I told him, go and have fun with his little friends.

But he's capping, you know what I'm saying?

I'm pretty sure you're using that wrong.

No, no, that's what the kids call it. They call it capping and turn up.

Now, just because you're using slang don't mean pastor's going to let you be

youth minister.

Yes, he is. He's going to pick me because I'm turd. I'm turd. Look at my

Ain't it crap?

It's capping.

Look up there.

It's moving.

Yes.

Okay, look. So, his 50th anniversary, but he should be proud of that. I pray

I'll make it to my 50th.

Same here. Same here.

Well, Mr. F .A., I don't think he's children. Here, come here, come here.

What are you studying at?

I just said. That's because you're getting old.

I just said, hey. He said, what are you studying at? He's seeing me limping out.

That's when you know you're getting old, he's just starting limping. Now, you're

talking about it like that.

You're all yourself. I ain't know.

Look at me.

I'm looking. I'm chatting.

Black don't crack. You ain't seeing this. Okay.

That's how you're saying when you're young.

Let me see.

Hit it on him. Hit that lane on him.

No matter what you do, I love you. No matter where you go, I'm behind you for

sure. Always remember, yeah.

We'll make it if we stay together.

Okay.

Everything, everything's right,

right? Everything's right. Oh, you want me to, you want me to, like, taste the

food and make sure it's good? Get away from these plates. You should?

Everything's good? Oh, okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, do we have enough plates for a drink, snacking?

Hey, I hope she ain't old enough to drink. No, I'm talking about, like,

and soda, Mr. Brown.

Calm down.

I just need everything to be perfect.

You know what? We're going to make it perfect for you, little boo. We got you.

We got you. We got your bag, baby. What else you need?

Okay, I need...

All right. Never mind. She's here.

Everybody act normal.

Act normal.

I'm act normal.

What are you doing? It's not normal.

I'm not bad at you.

I just got a little tired. Here we go.

Cora. Here she comes. Cora.

Here she comes.

Here she comes. Here she comes.

Don't mind me, though.

Okay.

Mr. Brown and Cora, this is Chalicia. Chalicia, this is Mr. Brown and Cora.

How are you? Hey, Chalicia.

Chalicia.

Chalicia. Hey, hey.

What's up now? Okay.

Sit in here. Your girl's feeling the love. No cap.

Can you speak hip -hop, too?

Shut up, girl.

I need you to hold it down for my boy feeling, you know, like four flats on a

Cadillac. You heard me?

Give me some of that.

Yeah, you know what I mean? Hey, him no mind, sweetheart.

We prepared food, but we got to get down to the church, okay?

Yeah, yeah. I'm about to be the youth pastor.

They're going to make me the youth pastor in the church. You know why?

I'm turnt, and I'm lit, and I'm lit, and I'm turnt. Give me two. Give me two.

Bam, bam. Give me one up there. Okay. Bam, give me one down there. On the back

side. Now, you're too slow. You see what I'm saying?

You see how lit I am?

All right, Carver, let's get on down to the church so I can be the youth pastor.

You heard? All right.

Well, y 'all enjoy food. Are you okay? I'm okay. I'm just lit.

Okay.

I'm sorry about that. Oh, mom, dad, this is Chalicia. Chalicia, this is my mom

and dad.

Thanks for coming to dinner.

It's nice to meet you.

Thank y 'all for having me over. This is lit. For real, for real.

The food is smelling bomb, too.

Oh, okay. Where did Mr. Brown and Cora go? Oh, they went down to the church.

Okay, well, let's see.

Thank you, baby.

You're welcome.

Can we say grace first?

Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for this amazing food.

May it nourish our bodies.

Amen. Amen.

Amen. Amen.

So, Shalisha, you from Atlanta, I take it.

Yep. West Side Shaw, I do straight Grady, baby.

Do you have any siblings?

Four little brothers and five little sisters.

Damn.

Your mother had a whole litter, huh?

Are you the oldest?

Yep.

Miss Leah, this food is A1.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Yeah, A1 means like it's high quality, babe. You know, I speak that young talk.

You know what I mean?

So, Shakisha.

Shaleesia. So, what do your parents do?

My mom used to make money here and there, but my daddy, he's in jail.

Um, Jill, you mind if I ask for what?

Arm robbery and intensive murder.

Oh.

It's Peppa.

Peppa.

Mm -hmm. Sorry I can't stay in study.

I got to put my little brothers and sisters down to sleep.

Okay.

Thank y 'all.

When you're done, just get online when you finish, okay?

Okay. Nothing. I'll text you. All right. I'll watch you out.

All right.

Bye.

But you'll never.

She's way better than Candy, right? She's awesome.

Yeah, she's something.

Seems like she had a lot on her plate, man.

What do you mean?

Me and y 'all live a different life, son. What do you mean?

Yeah, nah, that's not what I mean.

Well, then what do you mean?

Well, maybe he has to be friends a little longer before a relationship.

Yeah, yeah, son.

I mean, her father's a murderer and an armed robber.

I mean, that has nothing to do with her dad. You've been to jail like twice.

Yeah, okay. That was different.

Maybe he's just not a good fit is what I think we're trying to say.

Yeah,

I lost my appetite.

Yeah, me too.

Hey, y 'all seen my phone?

I knew I lived somewhere.

Something wrong? What's wrong with y 'all?

Man, Phillip's girlfriend is a little rough around the edges.

I'm talking about Bucket the Bankhead.

You talking about the little girl, the chiller girl?

Y 'all don't like her? She was nice, wasn't she?

Y 'all ain't like her? You know what you can always do.

Y 'all start liking and make him not like her.

He tried to marry Candy last time with your terrible advice. No, thank you.

I thought she was... Y 'all didn't think she was sweet?

More like a future murderer.

An armed robber -er -er.

That's the word?

Yeah, that's definitely the word.

Well, y 'all try to fix it. That's who y 'all. I'm going to get on down here,

church. I got my phone.

Y 'all make sure y 'all lock up stuff.

Where's my purse?

Is she?

You better go check.

No, no, no.

F .A.

Got your favorite, brother?

Mm -hmm.

Lamb pizza, Greek salad, and hummus.

Thank you. I'm not hungry.

Thank you.

Why aren't you always hungry?

Yeah, especially for lamb pizza.

Nothing.

You can lose your food then. Go. Thank you.

Thank you.

What's going on with you, man?

Sometimes you just don't want to be bothered.

All right, well, let us know if you need it.

Thank you.

Hello?

Yeah,

yeah.

Boy, sure, it's cold in here.

You still mad because you're getting old?

Hey, Phillip.

Be easy because he's a little sensitive right now.

I'm just grabbing water, then going back to my room. I don't feel like being

bothered.

Really? Well, excuse me?

Mr. Brown, is there something you need to do somewhere else?

You know, I'm seated too high in the kingdom for you to be talking to me like

this. You remember this when you're trying to get in the kingdom, and the

called me to ask the vaps for you.

I'm going to say, no, close the door on him.

Young Philip, I don't really... You know, I'm not really in the mood right

Mr. Effie.

No, I don't mean it either.

I still have problems.

What problems you got?

So, my 50 -year... Hey!

Can I continue?

My 50 -year class anniversary.

But every time I see a picture of my classmate picture,

it just reminds me of how old I'm getting.

Wow, 50 years.

That's like back during the Titanic, right?

Because you're true of having a bad day.

That's why I'm going to ignore that comment.

Look, it doesn't matter how much of a geezer you are.

Still one of the coolest people I know.

Well, thank you for that. I appreciate that. Not the geezer comment, but I

appreciate it.

So, tell me.

What is going on with you?

My parents judged my girlfriend before really getting to know her.

Well, if she's like your former girlfriend, what is it, Gandhi?

If so, then maybe they're just looking out for your best interest.

Nope, she doesn't come from money.

She's just the best person I know.

Well, I'm sure they have their reasons.

Well, I can't find any of them. I mean, she's perfect.

Tell me about her.

Okay, well, she's the president of a bunch of clubs. Okay. She's pretty.

Good dancer.

Way smarter than me. And she protects me.

Wait, wait.

You said she protects you. You mean you protect her?

No. I mean, she's way tougher than me.

Oh. Okay, look, look. So there was this bully. His name was TK.

He would bully me every day until she punched him right in the nose. Broke it.

And I've had problems with TK since.

No, Philip, your stories never fail to amaze me.

That means she takes care of all of her siblings while maintaining straight A's.

How many siblings does she have?

Nine total.

Nine. And she's the oldest.

Born and raised in Atlanta.

Wow. She sounds very nice.

I can't wait to meet her.

If it's up to my parents, we won't be seeing her again. No.

It's okay.

To your parents, there is no one good enough for you.

That's all it is.

You know just what to say.

Thanks. Must be that 50 years of wisdom.

Yeah, 50 years.

Yeah, I just thought my parents would teach a leaf the other way I do.

They will.

Anytime.

And anytime you need those 50 years of wisdom, you can come and talk to me

anytime.

Fifty years.

Yes, it's okay, because you don't need to keep repeating your number.

I remember.

Five zero.

All right.

This is that we should do.

Hey.

Thank you so much, Cora.

Oh, we really feel bad about Philip and his girlfriend.

This is a great plan, babe.

What kind of plan? I heard somebody say plan.

So I plan to get out of the doghouse with Phillip.

Yeah, we invited Celicia over so she can spend some time with her.

After y 'all try to satisfy that boy's relationship.

I know.

Well, look, it'll either work or it won't.

Here we go.

Y 'all gonna try it.

Okay, I'm going to be nosy and just listen. Y 'all go ahead and do it.

Go ahead and get started.

Phillip.

Come here, son.

Call it like you're sorry.

Phillip. Phillip.

Say it like that. Okay, what are we doing? One, two, three? Nah, you know

Let me handle this one by myself.

Okay, Sugarfoot.

You got it. I got it.

Act like you're sorry.

Hey, baby.

Yeah? Sit down, man.

So, we were wrong for getting involved in your relationship.

Oh, that's so precious for you to just be man enough to say it.

Look, we just don't want you to get hurt any kind of way, all right?

Now, we should have said those things about your little hoodrat girlfriend.

Y 'all judged and fill up grudge. That's the way life is. Now, I'm not even

listening.

Yeah, we shouldn't have judged this, son.

She's actually a really great girl, and we're sorry.

Come on out.

Oh, wow.

Hey. Hi.

Wait, what is this?

Your parents invited me over after they apologized.

You got some really good parents.

That's rare.

Wow, that's dope.

You heard me. That's really dope.

That's Kevin.

I got to get down to hot yogurt and barbecue.

I see y 'all.

All right.

You heard me.

Homegirl. Oh, yeah.

I did.

Didn't you just say hot yoga and barbecue?

Yes, we made you yoga in a room with barbecue smoke. I don't know. It's a

story. Anyway,

always forgive your parents, no matter how crazy they get.

Thanks for forgiving them and coming back over.

Can you stay for a little?

I got to go home and cook in a few, so.

Oh, didn't I hear you say cook?

Nothing. Good night, sweetheart.

We have prepared meals for you and your siblings and leftovers.

So once y 'all finish hanging out, you can just pick them up and take them all

home with you. Wow, you really didn't have to do that. I got that. It's okay.

It's okay.

Any friend of Phillips is a friend of the family.

All right. Thank you, Ms. Cora. You're welcome.

Oh, you're welcome.

Glad to be a help. All right. Hey, y 'all hang. I'm going to hang out.

Okay, you got a dope family, for real, for real.

Yeah, they're cool, I guess.

I can see why you are the way that you are.

Really? What do you mean by that?

Soft. Oh, you're on my right?

I'm chilling, just ringing, just hanging out.

Yep, if you say so.

That one's just hanging too?

Yeah.

You got to teach me how to punch.

I don't know if you're ready for all that, but maybe one day.

So you want to go and study, or?

Yeah. Let's do it. All right, hold your hand, but I can't feel my arm. Oh, you

can't feel your arm.

Okay,

here you come, here you come, here you come.

Surprise!

What is this?

What is this?

I know Brown made this sign.

Yeah, happy anniversary.

Mr. Brown didn't do the sign, he spelled the wrong, but we got you. Yes, and we

knew that you were feeling a little down about your 50th FA, so we had to do

something special for you here. Yes, and that's a great accomplishment. So we

wanted to celebrate with you, Mr. FA. Oh, thank you, too, so much. I really

appreciate it.

Look at you, too.

This is better than any kind of 50th anniversary celebration.

Yeah? Good. I'm glad you like it. But we know you guys are going to play poker.

So we're going to get out of here. Y 'all just have fun. Oh, thank you.

Let's go play poker. Okay.

I invited somebody special to play poker with us tonight. Okay. Who? A chair.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Bam. Oh, princess.

Are you here to take my money?

You already know?

Okay. Let's talk to me.

I know that you beat Grandpa Vinny, but are you ready for me?

Oh, I was born ready.

Are you ready?

Oh, it sounds like a challenge to me.

You ready?

Let's play.

Let's play.

Look, Ethel, you've been through a lot, and I'm all over the place right now.

What's the best advice you give to your 18 -year -old talking thing forward?

Well, the first advice I would give is I would give you be yourself.

Is your name Ethel?

No, no, no.

He's going somewhere.

Okay. Let him continue. Continue, Mr. Brown. Well, you see, life is like a big

old box of chips.

Okay, Mr. Brown. You're going off track. You're going off track.

I'm just messing with you.

See, what you got to do is you got to follow your heart.

Your heart is where the Lord lives.

How else do you think I would have all of this fashion?

And all of this wisdom locked up into one body. He could have spread this out

and gave it to many people. But he gave it all to me.

Remember the law.

Yes.

I don't know how I can follow that.

Because it's very good. Except for his passion.

This is not of God.

Yes, it is.

But he's right.

Follow your husband.

And always be listening to what he did.

Thanks, guys.

That's really great advice.

Thank you. Thank you. That's good.

But I'm about to take y 'all's chips on this poker table. You ain't taking

nobody's chips over here. I certainly don't. That's a lie.

That's a lie. Like he said, what is it?

What's up about that? Well, come on in. Play.

I'm going to take all these chips.

I know what would make me feel better.

If Sandra come back and play poker with us from time to time, I miss you.

It's a date.

Really? It's good to see you. You smile.

Before you left, you used to be frowning. You'd be our own.

You was, like, mean.

I said, no.

Shut up.

Come on, play.

I raised you three chips.

And I raised you a bag of legs.

Come on, play.

Okay. I see these are Browns rules.

Are we playing?

Go pick.

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