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How's somebody going to have somebody walk around in a hippo state?

You can't hippo nobody.

I can.

Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?

Nonsense and ignorance.

She talking about she can hip massage somebody.

Hypnotherapy. It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.

But I've never seen it done before. That's because it's fake.

Mr. Brown, you don't know. I do know.

Wait, wait, wait. All this is about hypnosis?

Fake news.

Fake news.

It is not. It's an ancient method of therapy that can alter the human mind.

Oh, yeah.

Alter Brown's mind, because it's only the simplest of all of us.

How about if I alter your brain? Oh, relax, gentlemen. Miss Corrie, you

to say something. Yes, thank you so much, Mr. Reginald. You're so polite.

Well, Miss Anastasia, we don't know her path.

And she says she can do hypnotherapy. She can do hypnotherapy.

Corrie! Corrine, it ain't real.

It's like at church.

Like, say the pastor be pushing your head, and you don't want to go down,

Corrine. You're fighting it going down.

And they be fighting it, Corrine. I just go on down because he's just pushing

me. And then I be laying there, and then sometimes I want to know if everybody

else up. I'll look around like that, Corrine. And I just fall back out

everybody else feel like it.

Don't you do that.

Go, go, go, go. To settle everything.

I'm willing to bet $100 that this show hypnotherapy is bogus. Okay, I got the

same bet. Same $100 right here.

It was taught to me by my third husband's mother. I've done it once. I

again. You both have a bet.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Hypnotize brown so we can prove this is all fake.

Well, she got a hip massage me.

In case it works.

Come on and do your hypnotization so we can show this fate and be done with it.

Hickory dickory dock, the rat went up the clock and stuff. Come on.

It would be my pleasure.

Oh.

Hmm.

Come on.

This ain't real.

First, I need you to clear your mind.

First, I need to make sure this check is going to clear before I get my money.

Shut up and clear your mind. Oh, you ain't got to be so mean. You're a nasty

hypnotizer.

Listen to the words coming from my mouth. Okay, where else is words gonna

coming out of?

Anybody else speak from any places?

You don't know if I could handle this much stupidity. You got this, girl.

I'll be showing what you're working with.

Don't let them disturb you, okay?

You gon' get on it.

Shut up, you two.

Well, you're getting interesting. You shut up too, Reginald.

You so angry.

Keep your eyes on the watch.

As it swings from side to side.

As you watch, relax, even more.

When the winds come and go.

Shadows moving here and fro.

The mind becomes the place you live.

The mind becomes the place you give.

At the sound of the snap of my fingers,

you will become your idol.

Your idol.

I don't want to know who that is. Shut up.

Shut up.

I'm feeling something.

I'm feeling something.

I'm feeling something.

I'm feeling myself getting $100 richer. Give me my money.

I told you this is fake. Give me my money. I told you that junk don't work.

When the shadows of the mind comes in time, grab a tiger by the toe. If you

holler, let him go. Give me my money. I told you this was fake.

And I don't want no check. I want cash, because I don't trust you like that.

Yeah, fascinating way to start a morning.

You guys are too much this morning. You know what, but I'm sorry that didn't

work, Miss Anastasia, but I got to get down to the church.

Miss Brown, can you do me a favor and take that cake out of the oven when the

timer goes off? Okay, okay. There's going to be a slice missing, though.

Maybe two.

Uh, maybe three.

And it's going to be three funerals. Y 'all better not touch my cake. I see y

'all. Y 'all pastor, I say hi.

She's so good. down to the church a lot. Well, I guess I was wrong.

I was sure the wording was right.

Yeah, it was wrong. Yeah, it wasn't good. You started doing stuff. You were

drama, too.

You were so drama.

Very dramatic.

Whatever.

Whatever.

Funny. A bet is a bet. I'll pay you to your shillings. Thank you. Thank you so

much.

Ah!

Kung Fu's soul brother is in the place.

Who? Wherever there's crime, I'm on the case.

What is your name?

Kung Fu's soul brother.

Don't worry that.

Because if you do, I'm going to have to punch you in the mouth.

Now, your two jackasses got to pay me $100.

I didn't bet.

I didn't bet.

Power to the people.

Give the people what they want.

Give the people what they want.

Yes.

She'll be here very soon.

GPS says she's fighting.

I can't believe you kept her the secret. I can't believe she's the wrong person.

Believe me.

Why were you keeping her a secret?

Is there something wrong with her?

Don't share my love life with you people.

Oh, there's something wrong with her?

Well, I'm excited to meet the person who stole your heart, Mr. F .A. Thank you,

Miss Cora.

I'm excited to meet her, too.

Hey, Anastasia.

Well,

I don't know.

I think that's hot.

I can't wait to see her. This is going to be a disaster.

I bet she's so mad.

I bet she's on her deathbed or has a peg leg.

Miss Anastasia, now, I'm not the smartest person in the world, but that

like jealousy to me.

Oh, of this ugly, wretched woman that F .A.'s bringing here? I don't think so.

Everybody, this is April.

April, this is everybody.

Hello. Oh, this is Anastasia.

Oh, Miss Effie.

I got it, I got it, I got it.

Well, it's so nice to finally meet you all. I've heard so many things.

We've heard so many great things about you, too.

Effie is... So sweet.

I have never met a more sincere and sensitive person.

Are you okay, dear?

She's very dramatic.

Princess Sandra.

Oh, no.

This is my lady.

Hi. Hi.

I've been such a sweet guy.

Oh, thank you.

Woo!

Kung Fu's star brother is in the place.

Wherever there's crime, I'm on the case.

I come from these mean streets, and I can kick through concrete with these

feats.

Okay, what has happened since I left?

I took down Juanita, the queen of crack.

And I put J -50 on his back.

Good Lord, who is that?

That is my girlfriend,

April.

April, this is Kung Fu Soul Brother.

I'm sorry, my brother. I was sadly mistaken.

I didn't know the beautiful queen in red was taken.

Now that you are aware that...

If you don't know, now you know. Oh, hey.

If you don't know,

now you know.

Dog, my brother, you don't have to be so cold.

Why your girl so young and you so old?

Kung Fu soul, brother Al.

Watch her.

Watch her.

Face your front.

Whatever that means, dog.

This place is so much fun. He is just like you described. No, unfortunately.

Let me show you the rest of the day.

Okay.

See you all after my tour.

Okay.

Oh, honey, you feel better.

Okay, this is probably none of my business, but that was all shade towards

Miss Anastasia.

Same.

I can't believe he brought that young girl here.

Oh, poor girl. Lights on, but nobody's home.

Well, she seems smart to me.

Has less going on upstairs than a one -story house, I can tell.

Ah, what a wonderful surprise. How are you? I'm great.

Just home from school for the weekend. How was everything?

Ah, you know this place never misses a beach.

Anastasia, I applaud your abilities.

Thank you very much.

I need to hypnotize poor April.

No, I want you to do that, Miss Anastasia.

So that's what happened to Mr. Brown?

Honey, so now we have to catch up on the sweetheart.

I can't wait.

I'm going to let my parents know that I'm here. I'll catch up with everyone

later. Okay.

That relationship isn't going to last two months.

You must be referring to F .A. and his woman.

He didn't know how you would take it.

But I've seen many successful relationships with one party

Multiple generations, though? Mm -hmm, sure. My father was 30 years older than

my mother, and they were madly in love.

Wow. Well, I hope it works out for them. Well, I just hope they come to their

senses and find someone their own ages.

True love has no limitation, age, race, creed, or color. Like I said, it won't

last too much for a $500 bet.

Accepted. I think she may be the one, but it really makes sense.

Well, you know, I know there's a difference in it.

Hopefully we'll work out for it. But I'm not worried about them.

What about Mr. Brown? What are we going to do?

Oh, do we have to change him back now? I kind of like him as Kung Fu Soul

Brother.

Hey, did somebody say Kung Fu Soul Brother?

A crime fighter like no other. We definitely can't be left in this state.

him back, please.

It's simple to snap him back.

He just needs to hear the original sound that snapped him into the center. I can

do a hair transplant from the back to the front of you. Oh, no, no, no. Leave

hair. Leave my earwax. Leave me.

Oh,

thank God.

Yes. Thank God, young Cora, that you're now in the presence of Kung Fu

Master.

Who could have solved this? That should have worked. I don't know what the

problem is.

We got to do something. The woman who taught me died over 20 years ago. I

know what to do.

Anastasia, come on. It's Anthony.

20 ,000 of them. They surrounded me. I had nothing to protect me but my hands

and my feet.

They surrounded me. They thought they had me.

I looked at the boy and said, this is your queen daddy.

Slow motion.

I'm going to disappear. Close your eyes.

You've got to figure something out. This is ridiculous.

The vehicle tried to overthrow the government. It was almost successful

they called Kung Fu Soul.

We tried everything. We've done everything. I don't know where to go

We'll do something. Think of something.

We will.

I punched a helicopter in the face and stopped to get something to eat, jumped

off the entire state building, and landed flat on my feet.

Empire State... I have a few friends that I can call. Maybe they know

And I'll do some more research, too. Thank you. Anything you can do, please,

hiker style.

Girl style.

Panda style.

Drunk monkey style.

Yes, come forth, my Kung Fu Soul children.

What you didn't drink, Mr. Brown?

He's been hypnotized with Miss Anastasia.

I am the one that's going to save you from captivity,

child suckers.

Wait, hypnotized? Yes, Miss Anastasia hypnotized him and he thinks he's Kung

sober. What?

Yeah, right.

That's hilarious.

Pretty cool outfit, though, Mr. Brown.

I like that.

Yeah, whatever it is, you pulling it off, man.

I like that.

Stop it.

I can't take another minute of this.

Well, Anastasia can just change him back, I'm sure. Yes, but she can

She forgot how to do it.

So he stopped like this?

Yes. She had to figure out how to reverse it.

God, you know what? I'm going to call my mom. Maybe she can help out with this.

No!

You can't call your mother.

Call the one who can solve it all.

Yeah, I can see how this could be a problem.

Kung Fu's soul, brother,

is a mastermind.

Baby? Yeah.

I'm a flower.

There she is. I know it, slut.

What?

Oh, who was that naked woman?

F .A.'s new naked boo.

April. In the flesh of the flesh. Now, why would she have her whole body like

that on the Internet for everybody to see? Oh, they just don't have morals

anymore, Ms. Cora. I mean, you should see the skimpy outfits girls are wearing

around campus.

Exactly. At least get paid for it. I mean, use what you got to get what you

want. Okay.

That's her?

How did

you...

She should be ashamed of

herself. How does she fold herself into that position?

Where are her clothes?

Well, that's not too bad.

I mean, a lot of girls are wearing that nowadays.

But she is young enough to be F .A.'s granddaughter.

Right. I mean, what do you think they see in Egypt?

Just make sure she doesn't take out any insurance claims.

My first Rolls Royce came at a call.

They just are crazy.

Well, maybe they genuinely have feelings for each other. Maybe so, but... I want

to know what are we going to do about Mr. Brown. I don't know. I'll figure

something out. Because I'm tired of this Kung Fu soul, brother.

And I need to talk to the real Mr. Brown before I go back to school. I'll make

some more calls to figure something out.

Take your phone.

I don't know what I'm going to do.

I answered an AMBA alert and saved a life.

Beat up a husband for hitting his wife.

Listen, where are you going to stop that mess before you get shot out of here?

Oh, Cora, that can only happen to another, because bullets can't penetrate

fu. So, brother, I wish I could test that theory.

She almost started in sight with my dog.

Come on, test it. Shoot me.

Try it right here.

Okay, okay, y 'all. That's enough of all of that.

We have to figure this thing out now.

I'm sorry, Cora. I never met for this to happen, but I'm all out of ideas.

Mind if I try something?

Oh, please do.

Are you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me just try something. Oh, no, honey.

You wouldn't know what to do.

Well, nothing you've tried has worked.

Excuse me. Let me get by.

Venomous snake style.

Can we... Let's... Let's... Oh, turn.

What am I doing in this ridiculous karate outfit?

Welcome back, Mr. Brown. Welcome back.

Welcome back. I ain't been nowhere.

Anastasia. I told you, give me my money, hypnotizing don't work.

That was this morning. You've been under hypnosis all day, and you owe me $100,

and so do you, Effie.

Wait a minute, it's night?

So how did you do it, April?

Voodoo.

Brainstem. I tried cutting off communication from the stem to the body

temporarily. It caused a panic, forcing his brain to return to its original

state. Like a guess.

And you know...

You shouldn't be really messing around with hypnotizing if you don't know what

you're doing.

Whoa.

And what are you, some kind of nurse?

No. And we're going to stay out.

Well, you know what, you're welcome here anytime. Thank you for bringing Mr.

Brown back.

Bringing me back? Because I ain't been nowhere. I keep saying I've been

somewhere. And who are you?

Oh, I'm April.

Effie's girlfriend.

Girl, you look good.

You're so pretty.

Oh, and I love that dress, girl.

I like the dress. I like places. We get the point.

Girl, you look good.

Some people jealous me.

Some people jealous me. Some people jealous me because I'm your baby.

Where did you learn how to bake like this?

My grandmother.

She showed me around the kitchen.

She must be a very nice lady.

She's only 73.

She still is a nice lady.

You know, you're so mature and so wonderful.

Sometimes I forget you're so young.

Wow.

You're so sweet.

So I've got a presentation in the morning and I have to go this morning.

Okay.

Good night, handsome.

Good night, beautiful.

They kiss.

They kiss.

They tongue kiss.

Yeah, they was tongue kiss.

They tongue kiss.

Come out. I see you people.

We don't see. Oh, we saw it.

You can see her.

Y 'all are so cute. And I like her.

Me too, man. She fine as hell.

I don't like her.

Stop it, Anastasia. She was nice.

Yeah, I like her, too.

Effie, you whipped already.

If whipped means in love, then yes,

I am whipped.

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