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Your mother must be coming to town.

Why you say that?

Because that's the only time you ever really clean.

I clean up around here all the time. Boy, moving something from one place to

another because it's in the way it's not cleaning.

Oh, cool. Grandma must be coming to visit.

Why you say that?

Because that's the only time you ever really clean.

I clean up around this house all the time. I don't know what y 'all talking

about. Yeah, sure.

Look, I get it. Grandma's always super hard on you.

She's tough on everybody.

I heard that.

It's called respect.

R -E -S -P -E -C -T.

Something your generation don't know nothing about.

Yeah, Dad, it's called fear.

F -E -A -R. Forget everything and run.

Look, that's normally your plan when Grandma comes.

I don't fear my mother.

I respect her.

Yeah. Sure.

How long is she staying?

I'm not sure, babe, but she'll be here soon.

So excited. She's always so nice to me.

That makes one of us.

So you excited she coming?

Over the moon.

Your mama always thinks she running stuff, honey. I'm the queen of the

Your mama is not going to come in here telling me what to do this time. Your

mama been trying to tell me what to do for 20 years. She don't know you my

husband. Your mama is not my mama.

Your mama.

Mama.

Hey, mom.

Hey. We need you to come in. How you doing?

All right.

Don't you touch me.

Hey, Miss Mary.

Mrs. Washington.

You told me I could... Call me Mrs.

Washington.

Hey, Philip.

Look at my baby.

It's nice to know that somebody's happy to see me.

And my baby, you are so beautiful. You don't look like either one of them.

She looks so pretty.

So, Ma, let me show you our home.

Come on.

Home?

This looks like a facility.

I mean... I guess it kind of is. Come on, let me show you around.

What? What queen?

Queen of the castle.

So, yeah, this is kitchen.

It's much smaller than you described.

You feed a whole facility from this little place?

It's not that bad.

Let me show you the living room.

So this is our cozy living room.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm. People love it here.

Yep, and we love them.

Great group of people.

This looks like something Vincent would be behind.

Oh, there's my grandson. Hey, baby, how are you? How are you doing in school?

I'm good and great. I'm getting A's and B's.

You must get that from your grandmother.

I think the smart gene skipped over your father.

My dad's smart. Don't say that.

Oh, you wasn't born when he was bringing home those D's and F's on his report

card. So don't you let him be too hard on you.

Thanks, Grandma.

D's and F's dad?

It was the old math, son.

Old math?

Must have been old math, old history, old science, old English, old recess.

You only got an effin' reset.

Oh, hey!

Hey, oh, just in time.

Uh, so this is Mr. Brown and his daughter Cora to help us run this place.

is my mom, Mary Alice.

Oh, nice to meet you. Hey, any family of Jeremy's is a family of mine.

Yes. Oh, say as long as you like.

Yeah, say as long as you like, uh, my castle, my castle.

Yeah. No, thank you.

I'll be staying someplace else.

Oh, what?

At the nice hotel across the street.

When I learned that Vincent had something to do with this place, I

elsewhere immediately.

No, you canceled that. You're staying here. Oh, you couldn't pay me to stay

here. And why is that?

Because I have class.

Oh?

Right. Look, we actually put a lot of hard work, and it took a lot of time for

us to get this place to where it is, Mom.

And money.

You lost a real job, then moved in with your deadbeat grandfather.

Oh, that's something to be proud of.

Oh,

she goes straight for the drugula.

Excuse me, Mary Alice.

That's Mary Alice.

Oh,

you're so small to have such a big altitude.

Do these people stay here?

These people?

Killed another one.

How is it that the black people always immediately get killed?

The movie just starred in All Them Dead. That is how you know this is a

realistic movie.

The black people would have been the first people out of the bush. I ain't

going into the bush.

Look at that.

So, uh, what you guys watching?

Uh, Dead People in the Woods, Part 6.

Ooh, I heard Part 5 was super scary.

Yeah, all the black people got killed in the previews. They ain't even make it

to the big screen.

Did you finish your homework?

No, it's not due for another hour. Well, I think you should go finish it now.

Oh, my gosh. Leave me alone.

What? Leave me alone.

What?

It was a prank. It was just a prank.

It was a prank. What kind of prank is that? One that can get somebody injured.

Or get somebody injured. That is what I said.

Everybody is doing it at school. It's hilarious. Did you see the way that...

my gosh. You got up on that couch.

You should go through your home. You finished your homework.

No, it's not due for another hour.

Oh, I think you should go and do it now.

Hey, leave me alone.

It is

not funny at all. They got you, Corbin.

is pranking. It's hilarious when you do it to the right person.

Y 'all kids are ruthless.

What y 'all need is a good Bible study. You're right.

Our Bible's amen.

Get your mind on Jesus.

Mr. Brown, listen.

It was just harmless fun. It ain't right.

On that tick -tick, doing all the tick -tick dance.

This was just harmless blood. It ain't no harmless. My daddy would have beat me

back there. Birmingham, Alabama.

Y 'all need to stop.

Stay off that thing. We're going to do my dad next. We got to do my dad next.

No,

no, no. So y 'all need to stop playing like that.

Y 'all about to cause some major problems. I'm telling y 'all. Okay,

'all go ahead and get your daddy. I'm going to be right there. I'm going to be

right there in the video. Oh, yes. My video going to go virus.

Y 'all can get somebody hurt. That is not funny.

I got me all hot and bothered, all worked up.

That was just a joke.

She gonna go get some pie.

When I get nervous, I just start eating it.

That ain't funny to me.

I dare y 'all gonna do something like that. Boy, what's so funny?

I got

work to do. That's what y 'all need to go to work.

We got him.

We got him.

So, how long is she going to be here?

She's my mom, babe. As long as she wants.

Three days, Max.

No, she's not that bad. Three days, okay?

She's been disrespecting us since she walked in the door.

Disrespecting? She didn't disrespect nobody?

She said you lost your job and moved in with your deadbeat granddaddy.

Come on now. You know she didn't mean nothing by that.

She meant everything she said, Jeremy.

I was taught if you don't have nothing nice to say, don't say nothing at all.

But you, my dear husband, keep letting it happen.

All right, we can agree that my mom is a little rough around the edges, but, you

know, all right, I won't let her disrespect us no more.

Mm -hmm, you serious?

Yeah, I got this, relax.

I got this, come on now.

You know, this is my house. You know, she has to respect me, all right? Let

boo handle this. Okay.

Because, you know, I don't play, all right? All right. This is my castle.

is Jeremy's castle. Okay, baby, we'll see.

The luckiest son in the world to have a mother like you.

Sounds like you were talking about me again.

Oh, no.

No, we was talking about the bugs in Georgia.

You know, they real disrespectful.

Are you calling me a bug?

Hey, Mrs. Washington.

Call me Mary Alice.

You just told me to call you.

Call me Mary Alice.

Yes.

How long will you be visiting us?

You ready for me to leave?

Nope.

Never mind.

Go check on the alarm.

Talk to your mom.

Trouble in paradise?

Yes, actually, and you causing it.

You better remember that I'm your mother.

I know, Mom, but... You ain't too big for a spanking.

Actually, yes, I am too big for a spanking, all right? Now, you got to

respecting me in my house.

I respect whatever I please.

And that's the last time you're going to talk back to me.

Now, I am your mother, and you will show me some respect.

Now, I'm going back to the hotel across the street, and you think about how you

talk to your mother.

You got it all set up. Yeah, we're setting it up.

Ooh, yeah.

This gonna be a good one, baby.

We're gonna get him. This gonna be the best one.

Best one ever.

What's y 'all doing?

Nothing much, Dad.

Question. Has Grandma always treated you like that?

Your grandmother has always had a special way of showing her son that she

him. Yeah, but she's mad, like, most of the time.

Some people just choose violence.

Look, their grandmother's had a hard life.

Can't you see it all over her finger?

Yeah, show us some sympathy, all right?

She actually a sweet lady.

Who's sweet, your mama?

She about as sweet as an alligator with a toothache.

Sweet.

Sweet, Mommy.

No, his mommy ain't sweet.

About as sweet as a cup of vinegar.

Yeah, Dad, she's got you walking on air shelves.

He's right.

You put your mother before us whenever she's involved.

I mean, she's a mother.

You know, she took care of me, so I got to take care of her.

Not when she's disrespecting us in our own home.

I have to agree with your wife, Jeremy. She's right.

She never even tried to like me. She was taking bets at our wedding on years

before we divorced.

Her guess was one year.

Oh.

Well, that lets you know she's not right about everything, huh?

Phillip.

Phillip.

Did you finish your homework?

Uh, no.

But it's not due for another hour.

I think you should go and do it now.

Dang, woman, leave me alone!

No, it's a prank.

No, it's a prank.

What kind of prank?

It's the kind of prank where they get the daddy mad and they put it out on the

Internet and I got it off.

It's just a prank, baby.

I told y 'all not to do this.

He's supposed to jump out of his pants, baby.

What in the book of Revelations is happening in this play?

This is exactly what I expected from this type of heathenism I've seen here.

that's a pretty good word for heathenism.

What does that mean?

Shut up.

As a woman, how do you allow your household to be run in this manner?

I'm sorry.

It's a big misunderstanding. Philip and I were playing a game.

What kind of game calls for a son to disrespect his father and his

mother health?

Look, I respect you as my mother -in -law, but... Jeremy was doing so well

before he met you. Look at him now.

Do you know what? If Jeremy isn't going to stand up for this family, I will.

You will not come into my home and disrespect my husband, my son, or

okay? My son and I like to have fun. We have a little fun sometimes. We are

miserable, like you.

My son will love and respect me just because he wants to be around love, not

like some big boy who's here.

Big her person who has a problem with every situation. No, Cora, I ain't gonna

go nowhere. I'm about to video this.

This is old ladies going wild.

Are you gonna let her talk to me like that?

She has a point, all right?

So you're taking her side? I'm not. I'm just saying it's... I want to hear it

from your mouth.

She's right and I'm wrong. Go ahead. Go ahead. Say it. Look, this is my fault. I

didn't mean to... Yes, Jeremy, let her know.

So your wife knows better than your mother.

Oh, Jeremy, you better get to talking.

Quick.

Do you not hear us speaking to you, Jeremy? Okay, everybody.

Everybody, just hold on. Wait a minute.

Now, this is not how we behave in this house.

Seems like it to me.

Oh, no.

No disrespect.

But none of this happened until you got here. Oh, all right. Now, wait a minute.

No, you wait a minute, Jeremy.

You know, this got out of hand because you didn't handle it. Uh -oh.

You know what? All this mess, this mess gonna stop. I mean, right now. I mean it

right now.

Oh, I got y 'all a single car. I got y 'all on a wide shot.

Well, Miss Mary Lou, Miss Mary Lou Ellis.

Mrs.

Washington to Yale. Well, wherever your name is, you can get the step.

Mary Lou, Mary Ellen, or whatever your name is.

I'm a dolly left, Cor.

And I told you, see this mess you caused?

I said, this prank gonna cause a whole lot of mess. And it's exactly what's

done.

Cause a bunch of problems.

Got your daddy and your mama out arguing with your grandma.

Boy, that was dramatic, wasn't it?

A dead man walking.

You can't win in this situation, I'm telling you.

So what do I do?

Perform an extracism.

Extracism? No, she extra, so you got to do an extracism.

Man, I really need help. Please, come on, y 'all, give me something. Stand up

for yourself.

And honor your wife.

It's embarrassing when a man is not a man in front of his mother.

Is she next level crazy?

She don't live in this house. Leah do.

So you got to take care of home first.

Yes.

So where a man live, that's where he'll make his pasture.

In the chip land.

Yeah,

I don't know what you just said, but... Y 'all right.

And let me know when you're going to talk to your mama so I can be there. I

to video that.

Hey, Dad, look, I'm sorry my prank caused all this.

Son, this ain't even your fault. This is something I should have handled a long

time ago.

I think Cora would have got her, though.

All right, I got some things I need to address.

This better be good.

Mom, you're my mom. I love you, and I always will.

And you know I'll always have your best interest at heart.

You better.

I was in labor for... I know, I know. Two days, 13 hours, and seven minutes. I

get it, all right?

Look. I respect you, Mom, but I have my own family that I have to look after,

okay? And if you hate everything that I love, then we're never going to get

anywhere, all right? Now, my whole life, I've been worried about pleasing you

and what you think and punishment and seances.

Seances? Am I the only one who heard that?

I think I'm smart enough to know where I'm not wanted.

Mom, you don't have to leave.

You two have a nice evening.

Watch. Okay.

All right. It's going to be great.

You got the egg?

Yep. Here it is.

Yeah.

I'm a video.

I'm a video.

Hey.

What's going on?

So we're playing this game, right?

All right, now it's where you throw marshmallows and catch me in your mouth.

Now, I caught three.

Oh, I just got two. I couldn't catch them. Yeah, you think you can beat that?

Yeah, come on. All right.

Let's see.

Let's see. Let's see if you got it.

One.

There's three.

Now that's a joke!

That's a problem!

Frank!

I can't believe you guys would prank a kid. Yeah, what kid? Kid, you didn't

up, people.

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