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Hey, how are you?

Hey, I'm good.

Are you J?

Oh, yes.

How you doing?

I'm August.

I'm here for your fitting.

I'm sure.

Come on in.

Thanks.

Nice place.

Oh, thanks.

So, what's the special occasion?

Um, I'm about to get married.

No kidding, really?

Yeah, the big leaf just happened.

Oh, well, I thank you for trusting us and getting your suit ready for that day.

Okay, so, um, I'm just gonna start.

I'm gonna get right to it.

Okay, sure.

Okay.

So, just a few things here.

We're gonna start with, um, your arms.

So, hold your arms out like that.

Okay,

now I'm going to do your chest.

So, I'm just gonna have to reach around.

Sorry, reach around here.

Nice and broad.

Okay, and I'm gonna do the outseam.

Okay,

so now I'm going to do your inseam, but it's,

can you move your legs a little bit more?

Mm-hmm.

It's okay, right?

You need to get in here.

So, sorry.

Okay.

Twenty-six.

Really big.

Okay.

And now I just need to get your thigh all the way around here.

I'm just gonna do it like that.

Oh, that's wide.

No.

Wait.

I'm sorry.

I did not, I didn't know, um, it's, it's big.

It's big.

It's not my own.

Oh, that's not your thigh.

That's not your thigh.

Okay.

Um, okay.

I'm sorry.

Do you mind if I take your pants down and,

and, and do it that way, without your pants?

So, I can just get the correct measurement.

Just cuz, you know, yeah, yeah, cuz the bulge is so big.

So, um, is it okay?

If we... Okay, sure.

I mean, you have to do a good job.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, I just wanted to make sure it fits right.

So, and, um, yeah, yeah, it'd be, it'd be better if we could take them off.

So, if you're comfortable.

Um, I just want to get it fitted right for your special day.

Let me do what I've got to do to get the job done, I guess.

Okay.

Okay.

So, yeah.

I'm just, sorry.

Don't mind me.

Yeah.

Um, gonna have to... Yeah, that wasn't my... Yeah, it wasn't your thigh.

Okay.

Um, so, yeah, I'm just gonna try to get around the bulge here.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll remember it.

I'll just find...

Okay.

Yeah.

And...

I'm sorry.

Mm-hmm.

Everything is totally fine.

Everything.

Mm, you're good.

Um, it's just that your bulge is so big.

And I just want to make sure that your, uh, your pants, they fit you right.

So, I'm gonna have to measure you everywhere.

Mm-hmm.

Is that okay with you?

Mm-hmm.

Everywhere.

Mm-hmm.

Your piece.

I mean, do what you do to the wall.

If that's what you have to do.

Okay.

Yeah, just because it's, I want to get the right measurements and...

Yeah, whatever you get, the perfect, um... Oh my God.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I have allergies.

Mm-hmm.

I'm sorry.

It's just so big.

Oh my God.

Mm-hmm.

I'm gonna measure this.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

It's such a big dig.

I mean, I'm sorry.

I'm trying to stay professional but... Oh!

Oh my God.

Mm-hmm.

That's just so fucking big.

I've never seen a dig like that before in my life.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah, don't worry, I'm just measuring.

Yeah, just spread your legs like that.

Oh my god, it's even bigger back here.

Oh, and yeah, just... Oh my god.

Okay, I'm gonna get my ruler out for this one.

Sorry, I just need to make sure.

Oh, it's got me there.

Mmm.

Oh my god, it's so big.

I should probably get the girth.

You know, it's... I should see this one.

It's pretty.

Big all around.

Oh my god.

Sorry.

Sorry.

You don't mind you.

Just tuck it a little bit.

I'm only never fed.

I'm gonna speak if I take before.

More.

Ok.

Come on.

Oh God thisforming piece is missing.

Applause.

Oh, it's how we get our outstanding representation.

Oh, the head.

Oh, yeah.

Ah, come here.

Yes.

Oh my god It's so, it's so smooth.

Yeah.

We have fun.

Yeah, we got fun.

What fun is that.

So beautiful.

I can't think.

Awww, yes.

There.

I'm gonna give you a good fitting today.

Trisha is going to put me out.

Argh... sorry.

I'm just faking our ears!

Look at that chicken!

Oh no!

I'm not just letting it sharpen out from you, right Over!

It'seyes!

photograph!

Wait a time, you can't make my phone come like this...Oh shit!

Bye!

That shone a lot.

Oh no!

Bicycle power!

No sound effect on the background ghost.

Can't no sound effect on the background!

Can't no sound effect on the background ghost!

Oh my god, am I in my wood?

I'm in my wood.

Take your shirt off.

Don't talk like this each one.

Yes.

What?

Oh, it could look like a stove pan.

Oh, it could get a little bit closer.

Yes.

It's so funny.

I'm touching my little Chrissy out.

Yeah, Blshh!

Oh, like, uhh!

Oh, it's a two minute test!

Oh, my God, it's so deep!

Oh my gosh... domin having their hands able

to air down my hands able to air down my hand.

Oh my gosh... oh my gosh... oh my gosh... oh my God.

If I play, I can wait.

Oh... oh my god.

Please.

Howling.

Why am I so big?

Oh, it's so sudden!

Oh, yes!

Oh, it's so sudden.

Oh, yes!

I'm so fucking dead.

You want to taste myself?

I'll have your taste.

Take a look.

Oh, you need that.

Stay right there.

Oh my god Let me go, stop.

I can't god, stop!

I...can't...read this.

Ooh,actually.

It's all a bit of a original thing.

Oh, no.

People think in my videos don't want to kill me.

Oh, I wish I could why.

Something else is so dead.

That just fucks me.

I just said, before my bad... yeah... yeah, I want you to come so fucking bad...

Look!

Calm down, Mike!

tell me what!

Hey!

What?

Hey, Mike!

This good food!

Who is that little idiot?

It's such a big night.

So, I guess we should finish your fitting.

Well, I kind of have a second thought, so I'm getting married now.

I hope there wasn't my phone.