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Wonderful...

Look at this, Mom and dad.

Their first photo together.

Luckily, Mama da had to wear the collar.

Imagine if she would have not had it.

Yikes. Papa would have sucked her dry.

And then we won't be here right now.

Mama look really beautiful. I too want to get married someday.

Thats nice!

-The knife? -No.

Papa's love of mama made him took the blood ceremony.

Imagine, he has sacrificed his eternal life so that he could be with mom.

But me, I would never do that.

Dad didn't know which of his vampire powers he loses.

Only his sensitivity and his super powers have been weakened.

It would be also, that he coould no longer fly.

Imagine that!

What a nightmare.

I'd do anything for love.

Why did they take any digital camera for the wedding photos?

-To see the groom. -It's obvious.

It does not exist back then..

At that time they had only these cameras with mirrors.

You don't see vampires in mirrors.

-Everything okay with you back there? -Yes, Yes.

One hundred eighty-two point four

Point Twentyfive.

-Four Thousand Five Hundred And Sixty. -Silvania, boibine.

Daka, Silvania, come here.

-Karlheinz! -Exactly.

Karlheinz, the leech. The one that you brought in your mucus animal lessons.

The one that you've been taking care and raised.

He has grown into a an excellent specimen.

Take him to Germany. It will be good for him.

And to remember us by.

Rapedadi, class photo!

So... Please smile and shows your vampire teeth!

Here you can see all of us, with digital camera.

How I miss them all.

After this, we'll find new friends. -Humans.

People...

It is almost morning.

I'm tired as well.

Let's get some rest, sister.

The Vampire Sisters

God, how I've missed this place!

-How is that Nice here. -As beautiful as you.

Wake up, girls! We're already here.

-My hat. You're on my hat. -What?

-Don't be too stressed up! - But we're here.

Ready, and...

Daka, come out. It looks great out here.

Really nice.

I love Germany.

Wow... Sun.

Poldi... What's going on?

A wonderful day, Mr... -van Kombast.

-Dirk van Kombast. -Ah, Mr. Kombat.

BOI motra. Hello!

We are family Tepes from the beautiful dark scary Transylvania.

Yes, other countries, other customs.

-Elvira Tepes. Pleased to meet you. -Van Kombast.

On good-neighbourly relations. -A little present.

Handmade. I'm a designer.

The best in all over Transylvania.

-Adorable. I would like to open a store here.

-If you know what... - Yes, I...

And these are our wonderful daughters. -Dakaria and Silvania.

Hello. -heh...

Perfect.

-Daka, what are you doing there? -Scattering native soil.

No Daka, you can only put that in the coffin, -but never in the living room!

So, gather those back and put it away immediately, please!

For this I have put a litter box.

So that you could put your feet in it...

to regain your strength.

This is surely a joke.

I'm a pure vampire. The Earth and the coffin...

is essential to us... -not just a litter box.

-Don't laugh. -If you play the perfect housewife.

then I have to laugh. -That is... So german.

Okay, do as you please.

Fly all, around, be with your inner vampire.. and you...

you bite a few people's neck.

You will get what you reap. There's still vampire hunters here in Germany.

Vampire Hunter! Nonsense.

Mihai, I'm telling the truth.

Here, the houses have Windows. There you can see into it.

Here everything must look like german.

So we cannot even invite Grandpa Gustav.

What?

Your father does not know yet?

No, only Grandma rose.

But... we both agreed....

You do hide everything about us... Why?

We have normally lived in Bistrien. You as a human being.

First, Bistrien is an underground vampire town.

Well, They normally live in a cave, sleeps in coffins, don't you think.

Secondly..., Mihai has always protected me.

-And that's the thing. - And now?

Should we hide in the basement?

No, you'll love it here.

Germany is our new home. But you have to be careful.

And what do we do with Grandpa Gustav?

He needs to know it of course.

I wanted to tell him, but I couldn't find the right moment.

you're right of course.

We tell him, okay? Now, if they both come over.

Why is the coffin in the living room?

Grandma! Grandpa!

My God, you girls grew up a lot. Let's have a look at each of you.

Well you look at that. My Gorgeous young ladies.

Oh, Dirk. Hello.

-Good morning, Mr. Vagnzinc. -How's your mother?

-Unfortunately no change. Too bad...

-Still good improvement. -Thank you.

Well,. This was Dirk van Kombast. His mother was a very peculiar woman.

One day they found her sitting in the nightgown on the altar of the old church.

Totally confused, disheveled and with a horribly empty look.

Yes, and then?

She claimed that they had hunted vampires.

You be blown away with her...

and they would have exposed on the steeple.

-Really? Vampires? Here in binding Castle? -Yes, that's right. Vampires.

Vampires in binding Castle!

So what can think of only one woman.

-Now. -No.

She landed in the loon house, and never come out.

Gustav, forget that old scary stories.

I so nice that you're here.

Let's go inside. I'm so anxious.

I'm almost finished unpacking. And you?

Not in the mood.

Oh, wow!

Isn't it beautiful?

Really disgusting!

Are you crazy? Get down from there immediately.

-If somebody else sees you. -There's no telling of what they would do.

They won't be able to fly. Those morons can't do that.

And above it all. I can so much fly as I want.

They could never catch me.

Watch it. I need yet.

Not true, Karlheinz?

You understand me.

I have to train and train again for the trans-European flight.

If I make 2,000 miles at a time, I'm going back to Bistrien.

I don't want to stay here a day longer.

It was not so bad, Daka. It's so beautiful here in Germany.

We are only half vampire. Half-human, half-vampire.

And finally, we can live from the human side.

I don't want to be a human. People are retarded.

I think it's great. We can be normal girls.

We can find human friends, Teach us about make-up...

and meet cute boys. That's great.

Human boys? I'm not interested.

Murdo is the only human whom I'm interested in, which is in Bistrien.

Murdo Darko is an adult and rock star.

He doesn't know you exist.

Clean up, otherwise we won't have any new friends.

I don't want new friends.

How cute!

Yuck! -ugh...

First golden rule for life here: no flying during daylight hours.

It's all right.

Second golden rule: no living meals.

No snacks.

Mihai...

Third rule: no supernatural forces, hypnosis, Flopsen

and no super powers.

Fourth, fifth, sixth:

No strong sunlight, no crosses and...

No garlic.

-Ugh... I don't think so.

Golden rule number seven: regular Denticüre.

-Your fangs is still totally sharp. -Nope!

Come on, girls. Flying lesson, night flight.

-Do we also have to do it here in Germany? -Definitely!

This is fun!

Fumpfs, I hate it!

Stupid vampire aviation!

Super, so a flying lesson is simply unbeatable.

No...

You okay, sweetie?

Everything okay?

Listen, very carefully. Germany is very important to your mother.

That's why we're here. Morning...

...begins an exciting life in a world full of people around you.

Remember: humans are great, but also very timid creatures.

If they feel threatened, they can be very aggressive.

What I'm saying is...

Be caredful. You two are something special.

Some people can't handle it.

Never forget of who you are. -But just try to keep it to yourself.

Daka, hurry up! Otherwise we'll be late for school.

Stupid Latscherei.

This is something of totally pointless, boring, exhausting.

Flying is much faster.

MOM would say: "I no longer need this discussion."

Enough, Daka.

What is this place? It's disgustingly neat.

I think it's beautiful.

Settle down! Quiet, please.

These are Dakaria and Silvania Tepes.

They come from Bistrien. That's in Transylvania.

Uh, Transylvania.

-Dracula. Are you a vampire or smething?

Benny, behave yourself.

Transylvania is located in Romania, in the EU,

and has more to offer than horror stories.

The Carpathian Mountains stretch through Transylvania.

It is the largest mountain range of in Central Europe in addition to the Alps.

One-third of all wild animals in Europe...

lives in Carpathian Mountains.

I expect that you'll be helping Dakaria and Silvania, to settle in.

Well, then go and find your seats.

Really?

Well... Very funny move... Now, it's detention for the entire class!

And now take out your homework.

Page 14, You like calculus.

What did you get for task 1?

Benny?

So again, homework.

Hi, I'm Helena.

Daka. Cool tattoo.

Thank you.

-What... That is how we greet, where I come from.

-A welcome head knock. -Okay.

-Cool. -Is it real?

Nah. I'm not allowed to have real tattoos.

Hey, pig face, don't stand in my way.

Don't mind him. Benny is always full of himself.

Benny the goon master, Upsetting anybody is their hobby.

Everyone calls Benny a brat.

Do you have any hobby?

I like to swim. And you?

I'll go in the outdoor swimming pool this afternoon. Want to come?

Okay, I guess. Yes, of course.

Ok, three o'clock. Meet me on the lawn at the kiosk. You got a deal!

Eh, garlic alarm.

He stinks like hell. How could you stand it?

He's so sweet. I'm meeting him later in the swimming pool.

At the Sun? You're out of your mind.

Hey, I almost didn't recognize you under the Sun.

I have a very sensitive skin.

Anyway, I'm glad to see you here.

So, you're from Transylvania?

Cool.

Where is it?

-In Bistrien, called Vampwanisch. -UH... Vamp-wanisch?

I mean... Romanian. Transylvania is located in Romania.

Ah, Romanian.

Interesting. I am indeed interested in foreign languages.

We speak English at home. My dad is an Australian.

Really? It's just great. So is my dad...

Foreigners.

You want some? It's garlic baguette. It's Tasty. I'm a vegetarian.

Mmm... It's great.

Come on, race you to the water.

Its wonderul, right?

No.

Hold still. The native soil will help you

Man, if mom sees this. She's totally gonna freak out.

You want to stay three weeks in bed crying Schlumps?

No, definitely not.

I have to be healed by tomorrow.

I need to see Jacob.

Then stop complaining. It is all your fault...

In the outdoor swimming pool. This is totally nuts.

Yes, I will definitely come. I'm not so vampirisch like you.

And also... I'm just a half-human-half-vampire...

And I never like being a vampire.

I'm suck at to flying, I find blood disgusting, and Flopsen is exhausting...

- and I find the blazing stare mean.

Why? This stupid Benny deserves it.

Daka, Silvania.

Why have you locked your door?

Hello? Anybody home?

Shh... We training to sleep at night...

-Silvania's almost asleep. -Oh, good idea.

Then play some nice music. That always helps.

Night, Mommy.

That is really loud!

-Morning.

Oh... What happened to your face?

These... are makeup tips from the girls.

-No. -I just...

That is too much. Make it look more natural.

I think it's beautiful.

Morning, ladies. Good morning.

Oh -lala...

Tomorrow... Cherry...

Makeup tips from the girls.

Well, something else again, Hey?

Well,

And, how was your first night?

Very good.

The Institute of legal medicine, here is perfectly equipped.

A dream laboratory . Equipment, instruments, everything from the finest.

Here, the work is really fun. And not far from here...

is the blood bank. A whole fridge full of donated blood .

All blood groups.

Here...

A rare drop: AB negative.

A female ' euroscale.

-A dream. -How nice.

So...

I'm going to bed.

Good day, ladies. -You got it good.

I love Germany.

A Moment. Don't forget the native soil. You know how important that is. Voilà.

Helena! Hello.

-Helene! -Here, Missy.

Hey, Helene, catch!

Helene, heads up!

-Wicked! -Catch, Missymaus!

What was that?

A melon.

A cannon?

No, a melon.

Ah, a cannon.

Helena...

What is with you?

You got a problem?

You got a problem?

Me? A problem? No.

Yes, you did something.

Maybe she's in shock.

Knock it off! What is that?

It helps. This...

is...

It doesn't matter.

But what is it that bothers you?

-Nothing.

-No. Nothing...

Shall we take you to the doctor?

No, don't.

Ok...

But promise me that you won't tell.

This is my secret.

It should a remain secret. Only the teachers knew about it.

-Do you eat that thing? -It is a hearing aid.

It's hard for me to hear since the car accident.

But now my sense of smell got better.

-I can smell like a hunting dog. -But why keep it a secret?

Because just... I think it's just embarrassing.

No one must know about that.

Ok.

Of course... We'll tell nothing.

Ok.

Now you know my secret, so you have to tell me yours.

It is quite clear that you're not normal.

Friends have no secrets.

No!

Remember what Papa said.

Honestly, we would want tell to you.

But...we just can't.

Mrs Renneberg! Heads up!

I thought you want to be my friends.

Rotzlöffel.

Mrs Renneberg.

-What is he staring at? -Ludo? He always stare at you, so.

He's such a freak like her.

Helena I... we...

Oh, let's go.

Homework.

Chapter 4, applications of the distributive law,

Page 86, item 3.

Ninety-nine verso Claire.

-23-38, 38.

-Let dasl - 57 verso 19 38.

38 zopo 2.5...

For your melon action, Benny, Saskia and Kai, there is an extra task.

Detention. And 5,

-6 and 7 - It isn't us... It's them!

38 zopo

2.5 is 15.2.

15.2 Zach 12 is

182,4...

Vloz seven, eight slot, kotz nine.

You Transylvanian freaks. Get lost!

So, Benny, you're in addition task 8 and 9.

If I hear even a peep...

you'll all stay where you are. That's enough!

Hey, you will pay for this!

Do you want such idiots as friends?

No, humans really sucks.

Daka...

Everything okay?

Yes, it's super. Everything's great.

Are you coming to the swimming pool?

No, I can't today.

By the way, I'm sorry.

This is so delicious, Mihai.

Your chili is Excellent. -Thank you, dear.

And what do you say?

This is Grandma Zezcis's secret recipe. At least 3,000 years old.

- Silvania, try it . -No thank you.

I am a vegetarian now.

-Aha. -What?

And Daka?

Yeah, sure.

We've got to celebrate.

I found a shop. Small and in a great location.

Just how I wished it.

Congratulations!

Isn't it great?

Can I have a sip?

Of course.

I will have an opening exhibition and we will invite all of the neighboors.

Also Mr van Kombast.

Post!

Hadid hello. Come here.

Well, you little.

I'll take this off of you.

Thank you.

Have a good trip!

Listen up. We have a bat post! Vampirolska flight Committee!

Vampirolska flight Committee?

Im a flight champion! Im a flight champion!

That's great!

"Dear family Tepes, it is with eerie delight that I share with you...

that Dakaria

has been qualified to participate in the 21,735th Festival of flight.

The competition is part of

the vamp wanischen national night festival.

Come on November 4 after sunset

"to the Bram Stoker Stadium in Bistrien-North."

SNI, Yes, yes!

Dakaria Tepes starts with the flight number 452.

"Bloody regards, Igor Graf Trenschewitz."

What? 452? Why do I have such a bad Starter?

This is for absolute lame ducks.

It's not really that bad. On the contrary, this is very good.

Don't forget that,

Half vampires have only 50% air force and 50% flight volume.

It is great that you could ever join.

You won't be able to fly long distance possibly, but

the pureblood vampires will never have experienced...

the beautiful Sun...

-What? - Or...

My trans-Europe flight? I wanted to go to Bistrien.

Crap. Why can't I become a human?

Now we are finally in Germany

- and I cannot... - Stop with the eternal whining.

Do you think I think it's great to be half-vampire?

I'll never really can fly. Never.

If I could, I wouldn't trade my Menschenälfte immediately.

Then I'd be flight volume and 100% flight power to 100% vampire, with 100%.

-Hey? -Oh yes, it will be great.

Oh my god

It's unbelievable! Vampires!

I knew it.

Ahh, interesting.

I swear to you, Mommy, I'm going to get these creatures.

Then I can prove all that you're not crazy.

I take it there.

And here. Here and there.

"You have a request?

"I met him."

Ali bin Schick. Mage.

"Prophecies and desires of all kinds"

-That's it. Wish all our troubles away - huh?

It is fate, you know?

I wouldn't goin there if I were you.

-What are you doing here? -I live here.

The magician left because he lost a finger.

Why? You know this guy?

I just know it.

All right. You just know it.

We must then also... Bye bye.

Is it true, what he says about the Mage Ludo.

Ali ben Schick is our man.

Really, I have a wish. A heart's desire.

What? Are you serious?

I want to be a human being, a whole person.

A real human girl.

With Jacob and outdoor swimming pool.

Did you mean...

You mean, If I want to be a vampire? A real vampire?

We have nothing to lose, right?

Wow, look.

Ice cream shop is next door.

We're not looking for icecream.

Good afternoon, Mr. Schick.

We have a heart's desire.

Each one of us. And... Will you please help us.

-We'll just go. -Wait a minute.

We want to know...

What you have now is not to be trifled with.

Once you've change, it's hard to get undone.

Or something like that.

Definitely forever.

Heart's desire once done,.

must remain in forever ahn.

It must be serious to you.

Of course, otherwise we wouldn't be here.

-Is it also a little better? -But of course.

Umm... Hello?

Mr. Schick?

-He went to the bathroom? -How should I know?

How rude of him to leave us here?

Abadi, kabadi, has created,

zuff, puff.

Abadi, kabadi,

Schuff, zuff, puff. Heart's desire...

Moment.

Come closer. Come.

Abadi, kabadi,

Schuff, zuff,

puff. Heart's desire heart pure,

Let me be the ER filler.

Whisper, whisper, softly, softly,

Heart's desire in flower way.

The desire in the flowers.

You should whisper to your heart's desire in the flower petals.

And now I need still a hair from everyone.

Wish-fulfillment is done, gotta go just above threshold.

Took over well, können fine seriously's will be at the threshold.

Not quite the bright ones are you?

At the moment, in which you step over the threshold of the shop,

starts the wish-fulfillment.

-Thank you. Thank you very much, Mr. Schick. -Bye, then.

Hey, wait a minute.

What about your payment?

I'm sorry.

I'll keep the change.

Ah, well....

-That was easy. I think I feel something.

Flopsen is already fully easy.

Sun, I'm coming!

Hello, Mr. van Kombast.

What's wrong with him?

You like it again.

Vegetarians, that's not really like half vampires.

Are you okay? You're cheeks is so rosy .

No, I'm fine.

Everything's great.

Are you enough in the fresh air?

Exactly, I'm missing fresh night air.

I need flight training. More training.

Great. How about noap a fugly?

-I don't think so. -Yes. Boibine.

No reckless actions.

-Stay away from the settlement. -We have our hands full as it is.

Let's go.

Are you ready?

Right then. One, two, three.

Hello!

Silvania, honey, that is so boibine.

Crap!

Why doesn't this work?

Papa, here I am.

Zensatoi futzil, that was wonderful.

My girl. That's my girl.

What's wrong with daka? Has she sip some the Karpovka liquor?

Help!

Datiboi flatliac. That didn't went well. Yes just yet.

What was going on?

You went off of direction to the tree?

No, don't. I'm not fit on flying tonight.

What's the matter?

I don't know.

It was... I really thought that I'm gonna fall to the ground.

Total disaster.

-Did you feel too heavy? -No.

It's like... It's like I've forgotten how to fly.

It is safe on this stupid Germany, flumpfs again.

Gumox. You could never forget how to fly.

It's like breathing, sucking and biting.

You're just a little flawed.

Come on, let's go home. On foot.

A rat?

These are fang bites.

Flying has been such a fun.

-It was so... wow. -So you never flew.

-I know. -I find it silly back then.

But after I flew tonight, I started to fell really better.

That was super.

I got to get dressed for work. Ok?

-Yes. -Okay, fine.

I'll have a drink first.

I don't understand it.

I flew better than baby.

It's going to be okay. I found today to be totally cool.

-Flying is full of boibine. -Great, good for you.

Now come on. Don't be so upset.

Tasty, this raw meat is great.

Mr van Kombast... What are you doing here?

-I, uh... - Are you trying to break in here?

Nonsense!

I don't intend to steal anything.

I want to find out what's ging on here.

I've been watching you, indeed. Very carefully.

you're suspicious.

-Very suspicious. -Oh, Yeah?

You're quite suspicious yourself.

It was not so cheeky, Yes?

I mean it. I have proof.

Ah, what the hell kind of proof?

UH... right here. The rat has bite marks.

Unique. I've been researching this.

Here, you see. This rat has been sucked dry.

How do you explain that, Mrs Tepes?

This is so Rattatoi.

Our beloved, sweet Rattatoi. Our little pet.

What have you done to her, you Monster?

Well, do not you ashamed?

What did you do with our rat?

Rattatoi! My beloved Rattatoi!

He killed it!

Now please? You have our Rattatoi on your conscience?

-Killer! -Shame on you.

I'm going to get you on of these days!

We have to be very careful from now on.

One... one... zero.

Police link Castle-South. Chief Inspector Huber.

Van Kombast here, Linden Way 25. send a special forces here.

Terrible things are happening here. A dead rat with bite marks.

-What, a rat? -Yes, my neighbors are vampires.

A vampire family has nested there.

Come quickly!

Mr van Kombast, Are you alright?

UH... Yes, sometimes do.

Hello?

Hello?

Mihai?

Fumpfs!

What's the matter?

-Oh... - all of the meat is gone. Everything.

My blood reserves... znicnak. Say! The half is missing. Somebody stole it!

Quiet, Mihai. Who is going to steal it?

This is unacceptable.

Who then? Our neighbor of course!

Distracted us from a dead rat. I'll show him!

Please calm down!

BOI motra.

-What's the matter? -You ate the whole meat?

I was just hungry.

All 10 blood sausages, five pounds of cold cuts and three kilo of minced meat?

Hunger pangs, of course. Normal vampire hunger pangs.

Our girls are growing up. How beautiful!

Beautiful? Just when our neighbor begins to snoop around?

This is bad, bad, bad!

So, let's pack it up slowly.

This is not a self portrait.

Yes, I am at my favorite place.

-In the cemetery? -Yes, it is beautiful.

- And so quiet. -AHA.

Do you want to come with me to the outdoor swimming pool?

Not today, I'm afraid. But very soon.

What a pity.

But, I wanted to ask you something...

Have you been taught in English?

Because your father from Australia... and stuff.

Yes, I do.

Could you give me tutoring? I really suck at it

Ok, fine. When dou you want to start?

This afternoon? At my house?

-Linden Trail 23. Ok... You got it.

-Cool. See you...

I'll go ahead, okay? I got to prepare.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

Yes. Why?

I mean just. Dou you really want to learn all that stuff?

Nah? Here all alone?

Where's your stupid sister?

Out there with Jacob?

Eeek, what is that thing? A giant worm!

Karlheinz!

Give me that! That's mine!

-Here, Missy. -Give it here!

Hold her.

-Fumpfs, what the heck? -Revenge.

Ow! -Let's go!

Are you crazy?

Whoa, if you ever bend just a single hair! - And how are we going to bend it?

AreBut, you can count on it.

Come on!

It's nice for keeping.

Exactly so, Missy.

-Karlheinz! -Let's see if he burns.

Let me out, its not fair!

- Or I... Or what?

You again you little rasacals!

Shit!

You'll be in detention whenI catch you!

What is going on here?

Karlheinz!

My poor little Kalli. Thank you!

Thanks a lot sir. We'll never forget that.

Karlheinz, Yes?

It's OK.

It's a difficult age.

At the age I was no different.

Does anyone know how the puberty will affect our girls?

All sorts of things can happen.

-I may not remember. It has already began.

You worry too much.

The synapses form in the age in the brain completely.

So perhaps with the flying.

You not forgotten how to fly.

Silvania is flown like never before and had fun.

That was really great.

Silvania is still becoming a real vampire.

What?

Jacob!

Jacob.

Hello. Is Silvania there?

No, she has to leave.

-Sorry. -Hey, Jacob.

I've been waiting for you. Come on in!

-Silvania, wait a minute. -Not now, daka. We have to study...

This is art. My mom is a famous designer.

Most of these are newest piece. Tonight, she'll have an art opening.

Fumpfs.

And now?

-Cool. Is it in Romania? -That?

Umm... Yes... it was on Halloween.

You I can see that.

Okay, let's start.

My name is Jacob.

I'm 13 years old and my favourite meal is garlic bread.

What about you?

-Garlic? -Garlic bread is called bread Garlich.

My name is Silvania. I'm 12 years old.

and I love garlic bread too.

I wish we had some here right now.

Hungry?

No.

Okay, let's do some grammar.

Is something wrong with your teeth?

That look so weird.

Me... No.

Lesson 1, putting words together...

Silvania...

What is going on?

Let me out, you cave Newt.

- or I... Help me quickly.

I'm warning you daka. Open the door or you will get hurt!

Is Silvania okay?

-So I don't know her. Its' better for you to not know it.

What's going on up there?

Daka, that's enough. Let me out of here!

Hello, who do we have here?

Hello.

AHA...

B negative, vintage ' 98. right?

-I gotta go. -Yes.

Daka, open the door this instant, or you will really get hurt!

-Please, Daka. -You'ree gonna hurt your friend, Silvania!

-How could you? -Daka, Silvania, listen.

This is the very last. Now leave me alone.

Silvania, wait!

What did you do?

You want to take Jacob away from me?

-You're my sister. -It's not what you think.

-I just wanted to... -You're just jealous.

Because I've found a friend and you're an outsider.

You want to break it. I won't let you.

I want to break anything. I just want to help and rescue Jacob.

Silvania, I know what's going on with us.

You wanted......

Would you bite me?

I...

What... what...

That's what I meant. You're much vampire than me.

Fumpfs, Yes, but... Why?

-Why? -There's only one explanation.

-Ali must have switched the wishes. -What?

No... I just don't think that.

That may be true.

I look like a human girl.

-I can not fly, not flopsen. -Oh God, I'm a monster.

Anyway, I'm done.

Daka!

Mr van Kombast?

Nice suit.

Back to pet hunting, I see?

Yes, Yes.

Hello? Mr. Schick?

Hey, we have a problem.

-I know that voice. -We want to complain about something.

With our wish... because something has gone wrong.

Must I say all three times?

I said it even three times.

You cannot undo heart's desires. A wish is a wish.

Peng. Shut up, dead monkey .

It's your fault. You switched our wishes.

You Vollfumpfsi.

Please, Mr Ali...

We really need your help.

Don't you ever call me call me Vollfumpfsi.

-Grandpa, so did you. -Ludo?

Huh?

Ludo, what are you doing?

Here, heart's desires. The Counterspell.

Is this your grandfather?

Nobody moves!

-You calm down! - But I must!

Here, here, someone wants something all the time.

Wait outside until I'm finished.

The Spirulentia dawantio gloris

is a plant of the cemetery. It is your only chance.

Then you have bring it here.

The Spirulus would then produce the cure?

Spirulentia dawantio gloris.

The problem with the Spirulentia is

they can be seen only during full moon.

Now you're ready, Vampire Pack!

Now that's it!

Are you crazy man? My fries!

What are you doing?

Have you seen this?

Wow, Grandpa?

Well, wait. You can't do this.

Not with me!

Well, where were we?

-Cemetery. -Exactly, cemetery.

Full moon.

At full moon, the plant gives off a special smell.

A mixture of Buttercremetorte, old socks and licorice.

Licorice?

-What is it? -That is...

black things. You can eat and you smell so special.

-After just liquorice. -Yes, for licorice.

No matter. What is the alcohol plant for?

Spirulentia dawantio gloris.

you will recognize them. She looks like a weed.

What?

How will we find them?

The odor. You have to smell it.

It's simple.

Tonight's full moon.

By Dracula! Today's the night!

Okay, let's go. Quick!

Stop. Just a moment. A moment if you please.

If the bells strike twelve times, you have to chew the flower

and quite solid with all concentration

thinking about your new desire.

This is important.

After the twelfth it will no longer work.

And if you caught a tiny piece of the leaves, you get

the infamous three day diarrhea.

And that's not nice.

-We gotta go! -Come on!

Hey wait a minute... What about the payment?

-Grandpa... - What is it?

It's on the House.

-Van Kombast is really mad. Oh God, what are we going to do now?

We don't even know what licorice looks like.

We need to just smell the stuff.

You know now, how it smells?

Already checked? Of course I don't know.

Oh, man, this is bad.

It's bad for us.

Liquorice, oh man!

-Fumpfs again. -This is not just bad.

-This is our end. -Your end?

I think good.

Helene! We need Helene.

The number with the melon and the hearing aid?

Helene's secret.

She has a sense of smell as a hunting dog.

Yes! And Helene is quite often at the cemetery.

It is her favorite.

She is a specialist of the cemetery.

Helene is our only chance. Come on!

Pigeon, Dove nut, Helene is ' a numb nut.

Well, you disable girl. Can you hear us?

-Let me see your hearing aid. - And your disability card.

Sorry, I have no melon here. Otherwise I would...

-By whom do you know that? -By whom?

Of course the monster twins.

Helene is so deaf as a coconut.

Could be next to an exploding bomb.

And she stinks like a dog.

Bacon!

Kent!

Oh, have a look, our Sharon howls.

A deaf whiner.

Great job.

Helene, here you are at last.

We've waited for ages.

We need your help.

We need a cemetery expert with a good sense of smell. Tonight at midnight.

Dammit you two. I'm not helping you.

I don't want to talk to you, ever.

Yes I am deaf. A disabled one. Ask your new friends for assistance.

Missy, Benny and Kamal. You hear at least.

Helene... We have not betrayed you.

-Why also? -What do I know?

You guys are so cruel like all the others. Go away now !

Leave me alone! Iwish I would also be blind.

Then I wouldn't have to see you again.

Nah? How's our deaf Fifi?

What?

We won't do it again! Ever!

-We're sorry. -That was totally stupid of us.

-Peace, okay? -Man, help!

You see, we have not betrayed you.

-They have overheard us. -It hurts.

To us, You'er really not a disabled one.

You have difficulty on hearing. So what?

Helena, we really need you. You're our only hope.

We need your sense of smell and your knowledge as a cemetery expert.

At full moon at midnight today.

Ok.

I will help you. But only on one condition.

-What would it be? -Tell me your secret.

Ok.

Cool.

Come on!

Hey, get us down.

-Don't let us hanging up here. -What do we do now?

Crap. I don't know.

Girls, we must be going to the Vernissage. Don't be up late, okay?

-Yes, have fun. -Bye.

Yes, well...

So then...

Silvania and I, we're different than other people.

Unlike all other people.

We...

-Man, I can't do that. -I'm not telling anybody.

Promise. I won't.

Just as it is.

Mama is a human and Papa's a vampire. We're half vampire.

We were were like that until Ludo's grandpa enchanted us.

We need to find this Lakritzpflanze at midnight.At the cemetery.

On a full moon. You must help us.

Now wait up? Half vampire?

Are you telling the truth or I'll just go home if you don't.

And forget about our friendship.

Not! Helena, we were not trying to trick you.

Come on, let her.

Ok...

Look at me.

Look closely.

One, two, three.

This is Flopsen.

It is exhausting and we cannot go through walls.

Helene?

Maybe she jumped out of the window.

No, I'm not.

-She lives. - And you...

-You are really real vampires? -No, just half vampire.

Do not panic. Even from Silvania...

Daka!

-We are also half human. -What you can do so can we, but...

-Flopsen? -Blazing stare. Hypnosis. Flying.

Flying? For real? Can you really fly?

Uh-huh...

This is so amazing. My absolute mega dream.

I want to do that!

Wonderful!

This is super!

Wow, we're so high!

Super, what?

-Oh! -Crap!

Please!

That was amazing!

Really crazy! Bloody cool! We just flew!

Properly flown!

I wanted to fly ever. Did you know that?

We have to go now, really.

Zippizappi.

Vampire Pack!

I'll take you to the grave.

Ok, we're looking for a licorice, Buttercremetorte, and old socks.

Wait!.

-Why? -It smells like old socks.

These are dull.

-Guys, I got the flower... - don't be afraid.

Helene?

Did you hear that?

When Dracula, here is what is not.

Where is Helene?

Everything is good. You're safe now.

-This is for your own good. -Let me out now!

Let me go!

Look, this is Helene's flashlight.

I finally got you. You miserable vampire pack!

Say goodbye to eternal life. I hope you're ready!

You will pay for it,

what you did to mom.

Ridiculous!

Oh yeah?

-Here! And what are you?

You got to donate your weapons to the Museum.

You won't be laughing after this!

A water pistol? Who are you trying to scare by that?

This is no ordinary water.

This is holy water!

Holy water? That is so sweet.

Really? What... Haven't you heard about new technologies?

Globalization? Gentrification? New market?

Huh, Ludo? What are you doing here?

What are you, you ass? Leave my hair alone.

Silvania, no!

Silvania, wake up. Please.

-Outdated weapons... - Silvania.

Come on.

Silvania.

Silvania, please. I need you.

I have warned you.

So, now I finally going t kill you!

No, she's not responding.

What should I do?

Native soil!

Smelling native soil could help revitalize her.

Daka, you need to get out here.

Dracula, you're alive.

And now you, you little rat!

Let go of me, you ass!

Quickly, we need your help!

Tell me, Ludo...

What are you doing here?

Well, um...

What can I say? I sometimes like things.

Somehow, I knew that would happen, and you need my help.

Now, I feel that's just what happens.

Fumps!

We need the flower. The magic plant, but quickly.

Stop. Look what I got.

Helene!

I knew it, Helene, you're super vampiro laktischmegamonster cool.

We never forget it!

Girls...

Human at last.

Finally, vampire.

Stop!

-What is this? Are you crazy? Just a moment.

Thinkt about exactly what you want, what you relly want.

-I already have. Have you?

You could never fly again.

Think about it. Be wild, be free.

Feel the wind in your hair. That has made you so much happy.

It's only a moment before the bells stops ringing?

And you? As a vampire you will be always an outsider.

No sun. You have to be careful not to bite anyone...

And the worst: you're going to be 12. Or look like 12 forever.

I'm 18, dress with Helene through the clubs, live with Ludo in a Wigi.

And will marry Jacob.

And Murdo, the singer of krypton Krax,

He will never notice you . Ever...

Is okay.

We must look at each other.

Okay, half vampire?

Half vampire.

Ok. Come on, Champ. The bells has just stopped ringing.

Now, everything is good.

Yes, everything is good.

What do we have here? Is it yours?

Dirk van Kombast.

Three days diarrhea.

So, then we're through with that now.

Thank you for everything.

We would have been lost without you.

-It's okay. -It was nothing.

Do you see? Everything is good.

It's great. The girl...

have integrated himself so quickly without any problems. Fantastic!

They have friends. They're going to be just fine.

Two kids visited here.

I think it is the right time to tell Grandpa Gustav.

I can tell him.

Well, then do it.

You should let Jacob believe , that you're a normal girl.

That the chaos in the tutorial was a just misunderstanding.

-You have to tell that to him. -It's for the best, right.

Jacob, come over here.

Silvania wants to talk to you.

Are you crazy? I need to plan it. I can't do it spontaneously.

Sure you can.

-Good luck. -Hello.

Hello...

UM... I must explain about the.

Ok.

I wanted to apologize for the chaos the other day.

Ok.

I'm a normal girl.

AHA!

The other day was...

Fits already. I think it's good that you're not like anybody else.

We just make a new private lesson.

In English, I'm actually quite good.

Then just something else.

We could go for a walk at night in the cemetery and grab a bite someone.

Joke!

I like your style.

-Hello, Grandma! -Grandpa!

How beautiful! Come here.

Well, was it the beautiful first week?

-Already lived? -Logically.

Did you read that?

The article about your toilet seat exhibition is super.

Hi, MOM.

-Hi, dad. -Hello.

Umm... We want to tell you something. So...

What's going on there?

Vampire alarm or what?

This is really sad.

Being a nutter is probably just in the family.

What you wanted to say?

So, I, ahem...

So, I wanted to, ahem...

I wanted to...

Oh, you know what... like it's with a Karpovka?

Yes, always do.

Great idea.

So, I wanted to say that you.

I am so glad and happy that you are here now.

A little normality is good but very, very the area.

This is almost unbearable. Him in there.

Fucking vampires.

The end... Enjoy!!!

By Rosendo Feniola @feniolarosendo@gmail.com