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* Oh my, oh my,*

* got a lot on my mind.*

* Oh my, oh my,*

* it's messy but it's mine.*

* The Kouncil*

[***]

[Game show music]

- Welcome back, folks.

It's time to play another game of the Kouncil Trivia.

First question, how do you get a guy not to ghost you?

- Give him the old gorilla grip.

- Disqualified. Get out.

- Infiltrate his family.

Send him on an emotional roller coaster.

Bleed him dry financially so he becomes fully invested.

- Okay, next question.

Fill in the blank.

Someone who is single...

- Doesn't give in to societal standards

and knows what they want?

- Running through those AAA batteries.

Okay, them things are not cheap.

- Hmm, I'd disqualify you both,

but then I'd have no more contestants.

Last question, where does confidence come from?

- All right, can everyone just shut up, please?

Alana: Hey.

- Hi.

- Have we had a jump start on applications today?

- Yeah, I was just working on them.

- Good. How was last night?

- It was great.

- See? Things are looking up for you.

I got more wine and then we could order food

and you can tell me all about it.

- Sure.

- I also wanted to tell you in person,

I got the masters and the mister after all.

- Yeah. This is amazing.

-This is so exciting. -Thank you.

- That's amazing.

- That's amazing.

Great. She's gone now, too.

- Where are you getting this from?

- Oh, come on.

You know when someone gets married,

all they have time for is their husband.

They're no longer your best friend; he is.

- Don't listen to her, okay?

You know that's not true.

Don't let her anger get the best of us.

Of you? Of us?

- It must be nice to have it all.

- Wait, you think I have it all?

- Of course I do,

and I think you're rubbing it in our face.

- I mean, you're getting married,

you just became a lawyer.

Your life turned out perfect.

- Katie, are you serious right now?

I like to share the good things that are happening to me

with you because you're my best friend, okay?

- But nothing good is happening to me, you know?

I can't keep a guy,

I can't keep a job, my life is shit.

Your life keeps getting better, okay?

- You know, I actually work

for the things that I have in life, okay?

So this little pity party that you're throwing is shit.

I can't believe you of all people are jealous of me.

-Jealous? -Jealous?

- Don't act like you haven't been jealous of me

our entire life.

You had low self esteem, you needed me to gas you up,

and I'm jealous of you?

Get fucking real.

- I mean, when you're right, you're right.

- Oh, you have nothing to say?

- Call me when you get your shit together.

You're a fucking mess.

- Have fun shopping for wedding dresses.

- Why did you just do that?

- I don't know, okay?

Why did I listen to you?

- Look, sometimes emotions take over, all right?

But we need to address...

- Can everyone just shut up, please?

I'll be fine.

I'm gonna keep on trucking like I always do.

I'm gonna get my money, I'm gonna get my shit together.

I'm fine. I'm mentally stable as fuck!

* Can finally say I made it, tell 'em kiss the ring.*

* They can't stop it, no.*

Ma'am, like I've said before, if you hit reset password,

it will reset the password.

No, ma'am, I cannot reset the password.

That is why it is called reset your password.

Okay, thank you for calling.

[Exhales]

[Groans]

* He said, twerk some for a real one. *

* He wanna see that booty jiggle and then some. *

* It's the weekend, so you know we got plenty time, *

* put on a show, yeah, baby girl, get in line. *

Hey, Alex, it's me.

Just checking in.

Call me back when you get a chance.

Bye.

Danny, hi.

I could really use a friend right now.

Hi, Jake.

This is your voicemail, so you're probably busy.

Hi, Jessica.

Just seeing what you were doing.

Okay, just call me back whenever you get this.

Bye.

Hi, Christina.

It's a beautiful night out.

Maybe we want to go like stargazing or something.

Just, you know, wanted to see if you wanted to go see

like a movie or something.

Haven't spoken in a while.

Fourth grade was fun, huh?

Yeah.

Full moon, you know, we can like charge our crystals

under the sun or something.

Or the moon.

Good times, good times.

Okay, just call me back if you want.

Okay, bye.

Jackson: Katie, will you please call me back?

I've been trying to call you for weeks.

Look, I know I made a mistake, but it meant nothing.

Can we just be mature about this?

You can't always run from your problems.

- "The greater the gap between the self image and reality,

the more likely there is anxiety and emotional disturbances."

The greater the gap between the self image and reality,

the more likelihood there is of anxiety

and emotional disturbances.

Holy shit.

What is the reality?

- Finally. All right, let's get to work.

So what is our current self image?

- That we're unworthy of love.

- Okay, but why do we think this?

What evidence do we have?

- Cuz we were ghosted.

- Because Jackson cheated on us.

- But how are those things our fault, right?

So this idea of being unworthy of love

started when Jackson cheated, right?

Stay with me.

Anxiety flared up, which caused Heart

to get anxiously attached, right?

You got attached to this idea

of Seth being your white knight.

And it put us in this situation where Katie is now

both the victim and the villain.

You took your pain out on people who didn't cause it.

- When Alana showed me her ring, I'd never felt more alone.

So I lashed out.

And then Xavier was just collateral damage

for the men who hurt me.

- Right, and in all of this, can anyone tell me

where is the self compassion, right?

You need to give yourself some grace.

- Oh, no.

I feel like this domino effect of bad decisions just turned me

into someone I don't even recognize.

I'm not the type of girl who uses men.

I don't get jealous of other people's success.

- Yeah, and to bring it all back to why we are here,

does anybody have any evidence

that we are unlovable or unworthy?

- No.

I am worthy.

I am worthy.

I'm a good person with a compassionate heart.

Yeah, and I'm proud of my compassionate heart.

- Look, you are worthy of love.

We know this.

But I like seeing you keep your boundaries up, too.

All right?

We need to maintain a certain standard still.

So we just gotta be a little bit smarter moving forward.

- Yeah, and I'm not gonna let idiot men

ruin my perception of love.

If they can't meet me there,

then I'm not lowering my standards.

- Great. Okay, what's next?

Where do we go from here?

- Well, we definitely have to apologize to Alana and Xavier.

And I actually need to start sending in applications,

but I don't think I can fully move on

until I talk to Jackson.

- Let's do it.

I'm ready whenever you are.

[***]

[Phone ringing]

- But didn't he not answer your text the other day?

- Yeah, I know. That's why I'm calling.

He ain't got no caller I.D.

Jackson: Hello?

- Hey, Jackson, it's Katie.

Jackson: Hey, Katie.

What's... what's going on?

- Can you meet me?

* In the worst way,*

* you got me

trippin' today.*

* And by the first taste,*

* I should've never

gone on to say...*

[***]

* Let me get you alone.*

* I've got a little

place of mine.*

* Let me take you alone.*

* There's gotta be

a space and time.*

* Let me take you alone.*

* There's gotta be

a space and time.*