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* Oh my, oh my,*

* got a lot on my mind.*

* Oh my, oh my,*

* it's messy but it's mine.*

* The Kouncil*

* Every time I lay my eyes on... *

* ...eyes on you... *

* I just can't take 'em off. *

* No, I just can't take 'em off. *

- Keep pushing.

Almost there.

Keep pushing.

It's almost in.

Oh, it's in.

- Fun.

Okay. Oh.

Oh, this will come together nicely, I'm sure.

- Well, like me, it's a work in progress.

Pretty soon you'll realize Jackson cheating on you was

the best thing that could happen to you.

- Okay, well, excuse me for not seeing the bright side to him

sexting another girl, us breaking up, and me moving out.

- Okay, well, bright side, your aunt just died,

and now you have this big house.

Next of kin.

- I want to punch you so badly in the face right now.

- God, is that your... aunt?

No.

No.

No. Okay, we're good.

That's good.

Oh, drowning my sorrows. Also good.

Tequila.

- Oh, no, I can't.

No tequila until after I pass the bar exam.

- I knew we shouldn't have binged Suits growing up.

Now all you care about is upholding justice,

and I have to drink these tequila shots alone.

Hate that.

- Okay, well, rub it in.

I actually do need to get going.

- Okay.

- So call me if you need anything.

- All right. Thank you.

-Bye. -Bye.

Jackson: Katie, will you please call me back?

I've been trying to call you for weeks.

Look, I know I made a mistake, but it meant nothing.

Can we just be mature about this?

You can't always run from your problems.

Anyway, when you're ready to talk, I'm here.

- Don't.

Don't.

Don't.

- Do not text that man.

- There's no harm in reaching out and seeing how he is.

Sending a text will prove we're the bigger person.

- Nuh-uh, we are not doing this, okay?

You moved away for a fresh start.

The last thing we're gonna do is reopen that wound.

All right, ladies, it's giving bad bitch.

Starting today, we are over that man, all right?

- Now it's time to get under a man, okay?

Start on Tinder, work our way down to Farmers Only.

All else fails, masturbate until the clit falls off.

Fresh one.

- I just love Jackson so much.

There's nothing wrong with reaching out.

- Girl, that man's hairline is walking to the back of his head

as we speak, all right?

Stand up.

- Okay. All right, all right.

I won't text him, okay?

Just stop talking about him.

See? I'm fine. I'm not worried.

- You're arguing with the physical manifestations

of your own psyche.

You're not fine.

- Is this because I'm a Gemini?

- Hmm. Geminis do have many faces.

- Is it being a Gemini or is it the shots of tequila?

- I'm fine.

I am mentally stable as fuck.

[***]

[***]

[***]

[Katie squeals]

Xavier: Shit! I am so sorry.

- No, it's okay.

- I always forget to hold these down.

Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

I'm mentally stable as fuck, honestly.

- I'm sorry.

I'm Xavier.

- Nice to meet you. Katie.

- Katie, I'm so sorry about your drink.

- Who gives a fuck?

- Aww, be nice.

He's cute.

- I can get you a new one.

It was iced coffee with two mocha, right?

Oat milk, right?

-Yeah. -Yeah?

- Not in the mood. Can we go home?

- Oat milk?

- It's... actually, I'm fine.

I have to get to an exotic knitting group,

so I'm gonna go.

- It's code for laying in bed

and twirling your little asshole hairs.

- I'm sorry, what?

- You know the little dreadlocks you make

with little asshole hairs.

- Thank you.

- I do those too sometimes too.

- I'm sure you have.

- It was nice meeting you, Xavier.

- Yeah, nice...

Maybe I could have your...

Alana: It's time to focus on things

that make you happy, all right?

Maybe after exams we can take a little girls trip

to help you get over it.

- I promise you, I'm over it.

Alana: Okay, that's great to hear because I saw

he posted a photo with another girl today.

- Jackson posted a photo?

- Do not look.

Alana: Her face isn't in it, so I really can't tell

if she's ugly or not.

- You don't think that's the girl he cheated on us with?

- It has to be.

- It is just a rebound, guys.

Stop it, okay?

This is not productive.

We are not spiraling today.

- Hey, Alana, I need to be doing anything but this right now.

Alana: Okay, just as long as that

doesn't involve you crashing out.

- Okay, bye.

- Pull her socials up right now.

I want to see what we're dealing with.

- I need tequila.

[***]

You four make up my executive center.

The decision making part of my brain, if you will.

My logic,

my heart,

my lady parts,

my confidence.

And ladies, I need your counsel.

Today's meeting is to discuss whether or not to stalk

Jackson's socials.

- And the new girl.

- And the new girl.

- Here's how I see it.

We can not look at the photos

and stay up all night imagining what she looks like.

Or we can look at the photos now

and laugh at how ugly she is.

Only a non-confident person would choose not to look.

- I vote we look.

I want to see if his smile matches his eyes.

- All in favor.

- Y'all are gonna do what you want anyways.

- Ugh. She's a horse girl.

- He looks really happy with her.

- Oh, my God.

- What?

- She definitely waxes.

There's not a razor bump in sight.

- You guys, what if he gives her everything we asked for?

Wasn't I good enough to give those things to?

- It's cool.

It's fine.

I'm fine.

Excuse me.

- Meeting adjourned.

Good talk, guys.

[***]

* Mastered the ways of feeling down. *

- Hey, it's me again.

- Anxiety, please, we really don't need you here right now.

- Oh, but you do, all right?

Everyone's too afraid to say it,

but I'll be the one to admit it.

You're losing it.

- No, we're fine.

We've moved on.

- Oh, you did?

Okay, great.

Then let's dissect every post,

overanalyze every little detail.

You know, really get the full picture on this.

Listen, I hate to be the one to break it to you,

but he never loved you, all right?

You were just a placeholder until someone better came along.

- The whole time, he was lying to us?

I feel so stupid.

It's amazing how one second you can feel like

the most precious thing in someone's life,

and then the next, you feel... worthless.

Because you are.

* Can't fly with broken wings *

- Where are you going?

- There's no place for me here.

I can't fake my way through this.

- Are you coming back?

That'll be up to you.

[***]

[Frame crashes]

[Siren in the distance]

- I keep telling myself I'm fine.

- Does it matter if you're not?

- I feel like I wasted so many good years on the wrong person.

- I mean, you can't always make

the right choice every single time.

- For real, if we always knew what the right choice was,

we would have started waxing all those years ago

instead of shaving.

- Right.

And, I mean, you can't know a choice is wrong

until you make it.

- And we're all just supposed to be okay with that?

- You're supposed to trust that you'll know better next time.

It's called growth.

Look, come on.

We got a new place.

We dumped some dead weight.

No disrespect on Jillian.

- We're building a new life.

We hung up that sign.

- Guys, our confidence is gone.

We've hit rock bottom, right?

- Fuck it.

I mean, let's grab a shovel and keep digging.

- Right.

If Jackson was cheating on us the whole time,

we must have done something wrong.

I need to know what I did wrong.

We should text him.

- All right, fuck it.

- Add a second "Y." You know, make it casual.

[***]

- He did not just do that.

[***]

* Uh oh!*

* I hear them comin' now.*

* Uh oh!*

* You know it's goin' down.*

* And you know what's goin' down, *

* and you know what's goin' down.*

* Uh oh!*

* I hear them comin' now.*

* They comin', they comin' they comin'*

Uh oh!

[***]

* Now*

* They comin', they comin'*

* Uh oh! *