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Doobie, doobie.

Previously on the Z -Suite.

Well... I didn't see a bopping burger anywhere.

Am I missing something?

Doug and I are starting our own company, and I could use your help.

Back? If they've got that doofus handling clients, I bet we could easily

them back. I'm not here just for a paycheck.

I'm here to show you that I'm a banging exec.

If you needed bacon, I'm your ass dead.

So Atelier doesn't have the clients anymore?

No. And you guys do?

Yeah. That would be poaching.

Potato, potato.

I can't wait to see how this turns out.

I've got the worst emotional hangover.

Whoever said rejection is a great motivator was a liar.

I feel dead inside.

Big B.

Don't think differently of me. I don't have my face on yet.

Still looking like a snack, though.

Just studying the vocal list, I see.

I know that's right.

Oh, my God.

Did you sleep here?

Mm -hmm.

Are you going to get out of there?

I'm trying.

Am I not moving?

Okay, our vibes are whack.

I mean, this whole mock commercial fiasco is really throwing us off.

I thought we fixed the vibe.

The llama and the churros.

I'm still packing.

No, I just found out that we lost three clients.

I mean, one fiasco is bad enough for now, too.

Can you imagine anything worse?

My relationship with my father.

Annabelle? Do you all want to go over your schedule for today? No.

Oh, my God, no. Clear that, please.

We need to get rid of the bad juju.

Can you arrange for some masseuses to come into the office?

Oh, we're getting massages.

It's a great idea.

Because if anyone deserves the day off, it's you three.

Annabelle, will you call security?

Are they moving in across the hall?

Looks like your national day of rest is over, girlfriend.

Oh, that's your sad little hovel. Got a lot of work to do.

Yeah, but it's got potential.

I mean, I can see it already.

Chair. Another chair.

Third chair.

That's all I got.

I can't believe the office space across the matelier was open. It wasn't. I got

Dune Musk's computers shut down. I told his wife about his sling with the

software consultant, and so she's moving them to Amish country. No more

electronics for him. Well, I hope he likes churning butter.

Let's go over the checklist for tonight.

Okay. The workers and the deliveries should be here soon.

RSVPs? Nest.

Nom Nom and Heritage Oath up all confirmed.

And George... It's coming.

Don't scare me like that. George is the only one who matters.

If we can get Boppenberger, we will be back on track to becoming a major

Which will be called?

Marks and Garcia was taken. So I went with Marks and Marks.

Your name.

Twice.

I love it. Me too.

Yeah.

Excuse you?

What are you doing here?

Hello. What are you doing here? We've asked twice.

Oh, I guess you didn't see the announcement in Ad National.

Sorry. Bad photo.

I don't think it's that bad.

Anyway, meet your new neighbors.

Marks and Marks Advertising Agency.

Not Mark St. Garcia?

Taken. We're already off to a great start, thanks to your colleague, Matt.

What are you talking about?

Oh, she doesn't know. Oh, I know.

I can't believe you don't know what we know, that you don't know.

Thanks to Matt being so easily manipulated, we have poached three of

clients, Nom Nom Almond, Heritage Oats, and Nest. They are all with us now.

If you'd like to see them or say hi or visit with them, you can come to our

house tonight.

Oh, First Poke Glucose Monitor will also be there. We hear they're in town

looking for a new agency, and we're pretty confident they're going to sign

us. You are unbelievable.

Thank you.

Oh, and here they are. Yes, come on in this way.

We've got to go prepare for our big first agency party.

Yes. So many.

Thanks. Feel free to come by.

That way. Thank you. Thank you.

Why is he going for a first poke?

All they do is come to New York to get whined and dined. They never find with

anyone. They're like professional blue ballers. We're not going to pursue them.

But now Chris good things we are.

They don't call us marks and marks for nothing.

You are a genius.

Yeah.

You thought Monica was your friend?

What is wrong with you? She doesn't even like you. For the record, I'm really

mad at her too, okay?

She said she was mentoring me.

Mentoring? Yeah.

How old are you? 33.

Damn!

Sorry.

I could fire you.

Crisco, please.

Okay, look, I've worked here for 10 years. Damn!

Sorry, again.

Minnesota Matt, do you have any idea the level of incompetence it takes to lose

three clients in one week? I mean, do you?

Yeah. I gave you a chance and you blew it. And you made me look bad and I never

looked bad.

Okay, maybe once because of the silent disco.

And then again with the mock commercial. But that's it.

And obviously on the day we'd have a burger.

I mean, it's a burger place.

It's in the name. Boppin' Burger.

Clearly at some point someone would be eating a burger.

Sorry, what's happening right now?

I'm not going to fire you.

Oh my gosh, thank you, Chrissy. But there do need to be consequences.

Are you going to put me in stocks and let everyone throw excrement at me while

wear a sign around my neck stating my crime?

What are you talking about?

No, I'm demoting you to office manager.

What? No, no, no, please.

Throw poop at me. Who here has to take a shit? Anybody?

Matt?

What does an office manager even do?

Buy office supplies and restock the bagel chips.

What? I'll never be able to keep up with that. Have you seen how many of those

Bill eat?

The world doesn't have enough bagels to chip to keep that bottomless dumpster

satisfied.

Mercy.

Oh,

suddenly a plan.

Hey, I was about to win.

No, you was not.

We need to debrief.

Finally. I've been really struggling.

You know, I used to love Lady Gaga, but lately I've just found her personality

exhausting. Oh.

Don't tell any gays I said that.

No. I was talking about business.

Oh. I demoted Minnesota Matt.

Is their job lower than what he already did?

Office manager.

Ouch. I done alive myself.

I cannot believe Monica and Doug, you guys. They are awful, childish, and

Which usually I respect, but in this case, I do not.

But on the bright side, I contacted first poke glucose and secured a lunch.

Okay, come on, you're quiet.

I just need to give Oliver something else to think about other than the fact

that we lost three gum.

And you forgot to include a burger in the mock commercial.

Really? What? I didn't want you leaving any motivation on the table.

Okay. While I'm out, I want you doing anything you can to disrupt preparations

for their open house.

The left together they seem, if you're a client, still fine.

When they moved in next door, they declared war.

You got it, Mama.

I'm gonna stop it behind.

You kill them, and I'll incinerate the body.

Clem. Oh, did you want to incinerate the body?

Um...

Okay, the waiter's taking care of. Oh,

of course, no self -respecting person would ever throw a party without an open

bar. I went to a wedding once with a cash bar. I have to pretend your

is going to survive. You can't give me a free martini.

Oh,

I still get a discount on hard liquor for my short stint at the concierge.

But don't run.

The last time I had Rob, I spent 20 minutes talking to a man that someone

thrown in the trash. For the first 15 minutes, I thought he was just ignoring

me. What happened in the last five minutes?

I think the bar should go to front of the room.

Oh, I was thinking more in the back. That way it kind of fills the room and

don't block the door.

What?

Oh, nice rack!

I turned the trade in time to describe it.

I mean, it says it's not a virus.

Maybe you did win free earbuds.

I said download it. That's what I was thinking, too.

Oh.

Oh, hi.

Hi. Wow, it looks real different in here.

Glowing, kind of like underneath a car in a bad part of town.

You don't need to make feral animal noises at me, Clem. I'm just here saying

hello to my former colleagues. Hi, Bill. How's your mom?

Ready for me to move out. Don't talk to her, Bill.

I also couldn't help but notice this beautiful piece of art in the window. Is

that yours?

Yeah. I saw it, and I thought, that feels like Clem to me. I mean, it is.

I think it was inspired by classic Greek painting. Am I right?

I've, like, seen some cartoons about them. Do you know Zuxis?

He was a master of realism and had an ability to capture the human form at its

most whole, mixing feminine and masculine, kind of bringing them to

against the shadow of the world. Is that kind of what you were going for?

Totally. I mean, I think, you know, subconsciously that was the goal.

Absolutely. I could tell.

Are you selling it? In exchange for money or?

That is the meaning of selling. Yeah.

25 bucks. Two grand. Are you for real?

Yeah. I love it.

Oh, hell no.

Monica wants my girl a ta -ta.

She picked up on the feminist themes that I explored that I didn't even know

was exploring. Bitch, please.

I was born at night, not last night. She just wants that out.

Oh, you!

Ten grand.

Elliot, it's ten grand. I could buy a boat lift. You don't even have a boat.

First things first.

The lift.

Get out before I call my witch and she curses your eye.

You're trouble.

Oh, it's about to get a ratchet in here.

No cap.

Okay. Did I do it? Absolutely, yeah.

Okay, maybe we'll do this.

Carla. Yep.

It's better if you just use one.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Oh, look at that.

Okay. Can I just put it all in?

Oh. So, you're getting ready to launch a new glucose monitor.

Well, I've done some preliminary research on its capabilities, and I

to share some ideas on how we can promote it. Okay, well, eat up, Missy,

this is a team effort.

Oh, no, I'm already so full. Thank you. Well, we'll be eating until we get

mercury poisoning.

Girl is out tonight!

And if you want to work with us, you'll do the same.

Well. Call me an old -school thermometer and give me that mercury.

Oh, no, no, no.

Just one.

What in Tokyo, you know? I think that's how they do it here.

Of course.

Get in there.

Eat up, girl.

Yeah.

I want to be professional, obviously, but maybe a little flirty, like, hey,

George, well, how are you? How's that pie I sent you?

Did you just do an accent? No, I'm being sexy. Maybe just... I have not locked

my touch.

I'll tell you that. That's not what I'm saying.

Oh, good. You're back from lunch. We're going to set up the bar over there.

Don't you worry, little lady. We'll get you set up, all right?

Excuse me?

What is happening?

I don't know, but I don't hate it.

Are they from Taps Grabbit?

It's Jesus.

Gentlemen, we have a party plan.

Who? I dropped the money.

This way.

Even though I have the sushi sweats, I'd actually like to invite you both back

to the office.

We can chat further and you can sign.

Oh my gosh, is that karaoke?

Okay, I don't want to get too wild or crazy, but dare I say we sneak up and

a song.

Or vibe.

What's my go -to on the count of three?

One, two, three.

If you say it how it's spelled, it's Kara Oak, who I went to high school

She was valedictorian.

Very lovely girl. Oh, yeah.

She's dead now.

Okay,

let's get this table where we want it.

I think you should be on the other side.

Well, no, we have to, like, flip it over, you know. I don't think this is

way gravity works.

Yeah, stay right where you are.

Oh, hi.

Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm here to check out a report about two people smoking crystal meth.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Me either.

I've never smoked meth in my life.

That's not true.

I actually did one at a warehouse party.

Yeah, somebody handed me this thing, and it looked like crystal meth, and I was

like, is that meth? And they were like, no, it's not. And then I smoked it, and

it was meth. Okay, Doug. Well, this place is a mess, and you both seem

Sir, we are preparing for a party.

A mess party?

No.

I see what's going on here.

Nice try, Daddy.

But the security guards wear tear -away pants?

Come on!

Step away, sir!

How are things there?

Good. We're really giving it to the two dummies across the hall.

Okay. Hopefully I'll be done soon.

Chrisca, leave them.

This is taking so long, Rihanna's going to drop another album before you get

back. I am not leaving until I close them.

Have Annable text me a contract so I can have them sign it on my phone.

Oh, my God.

Stacy just took her bra off.

I gotta go.

Okay, let's get serious.

Who's going to tell her that she is not a hot person?

I'll do it, but I have to start with you.

Good job, you guys. You crushed it.

Now let's talk business.

Oh, we got to keep this party going.

And you know what the best place to keep a party going is?

Time Square!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm wearing open -tone shoes.

You know, I gotta say, despite everything, this party turned out to...

Although, you know, my pants are still kind of damp, and I'm still dealing with

residual bathroom, but... I'll get through it.

Would anyone care for some weenies and balls?

Excuse me, hi.

What is that?

Weenies and balls, ma 'am. I did not order those.

Weenies and balls?

Weenies and balls.

Yeah.

I probably shouldn't be telling that story at a professional setting, so if

could just... Hi.

Excuse us.

I need you to go around the room and pick up all the trays very discreetly.

Well, because.

You want to take that?

Such a shame. These were delicious.

How did you get the password to the building security feed? Let's just say

Olivia Rodrigo breastplate still has some poor on his part.

What's up, guys?

Ah, my eye! Minister Matt, if you don't turn off these damn lights.

Yep. Sorry.

What are you doing? Are you working on a campaign?

Maybe I can pitch something and you can just listen to it. You don't even have

to write it down. Or, or, you know, you can tell me what you're pitching and

I'll go work something up myself and we can collaborate.

No. Why don't you go... Make yourself useful and go organize that drawer with

the sauce packets in it or something. No, I do have a really good... Be gone,

office manager. Just leave.

Go. Bye.

Ugh, I lost the three clients. It makes me nauseous. So strange.

I know.

We can still see you.

Even clearer now.

What are you doing?

Go. God, this guy, it's like... Yeah.

Boppenburger.

Mr. Boppenburger.

Oh, you're getting a water bottle.

Oh,

my God.

Okay, this has been amazing. Time of my life. Better than the time I got voted

best looking at a high school I didn't even go to, but I need to get back to

office. And before I go, I want you to sign with me now.

Like, right now.

Please.

I'm impressed with you, Kriska.

You know, no one's ever spent the whole day with us before.

Go with Atelier.

Ah, yeah, you got it. Okay, you can find right here with your finger.

This is great, and I promise I will not let you down. And now, you don't have to

go to Monica's open house.

Monica, Mark?

We don't know anything about that.

She said she invited you.

Well, she didn't.

She hasn't spoken to us if he tried to pry Bon Jovi's guitar pick out of a

display at the Hard Rock Cafe.

I just wanted to own something his fingers touched.

Ew. I think we get the reputation of being ad agency blue ballers, but the

is we just haven't met someone yet who wants to actually spend the time with us

and prove that they're willing and wanting to represent us.

Unbelievable.

Just checking in. Wanted to make sure things are going well for you over

considering everything that's happened.

How do you mean?

Oh, ooh, gosh, awkward.

Atelier just lost three clients to us because of some of this handling, but

sure it was just growing pain.

Clients are leaving?

I wasn't aware.

No, well, if you haven't experienced any issues, then... There was a misstep

with the mock commercial.

Ooh, that's unsettling.

Well, and I don't know if you've seen... Is that you?

I didn't see the face before.

Well... Obviously, it's their attempt to intimidate me, but unfortunately, it's

a very public display of their immaturity and inexperience, and my

far more symmetrical than that. But at the end of the day, you have to do

right for you and your business.

Oh, Erica, what timing?

Smell like Times Square.

George, hi.

Lovely to see you.

Oh.

Yeah, her breasts look nothing like that.

Right. He's guessing.

Well, maybe this is as good a time as any to say that I've decided to open up

the campaign.

What do you mean?

I need to reevaluate my options.

Each of you will get a chance to pitch, and the best idea wins the campaign.

George, can we talk for a moment? Nothing to talk about. Look, I loved

initial ideas, but we both know you've been floundering ever since.

Don't get too excited, Monica.

We have great history, but lately you've been off. Crashing a bat mitzvah?

Humiliating yourself online?

Why don't you leave that to divorced women posting pictures of their new

tattoos? You don't need to worry about me, George. I went to therapy one time

and I fixed myself.

I'm hoping one of you can do what I need to get my message across to Gen Z.

Absolutely. I need younger people to start buying my burgers before my old

customers die from heart attacks.

Understood. Have a good night.

You know, I could forgive manipulating Minnesota, Matt, moving across the hall

and pretending to be nice while your fangs hang out.

But to resort to stealing my claim,

you're supposed to be Monica Mark, a major name in advertising.

I mean, I thought you were someone who wanted to inspire the younger generation

of women.

I think feminism is being treated equally and earning your success.

Those clients were never yours.

You rolled out of bed one morning and had the luckiest day of your life.

You were just in the right place at the right time.

I think we both know the clock is running out.

You're a diehole.

I'm only a woman.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What are you guys doing? Before you say congratulations.

It's over.

Hello?

I don't know what you're going to say to me.

No.

I got nothing to give you, you'd be.

Except everything, everything.

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