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* Oh my, oh my,*

* got a lot on my mind.*

* Oh my, oh my,*

* it's messy but it's mine.*

* The Kouncil*

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Man: Wow. I love your shirt.

You know, purple's my favorite color.

Come get at me.

It's Saturday, 7 to 10.

-Hi. -Hi.

- My name's Seth. Mind if I sit here?

- Yeah, sure, go ahead.

- What you working on?

- I was just writing.

- Okay.

What's your name?

- Katie. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you too.

- Katie, I don't usually do this often,

but I work at Bar Ludo in case you ever wanna

stop by for a drink.

- Yeah, I'm new to the area, so it could be fun.

- Could be.

-Oh, trivia night. -Yeah.

- Do you host that?

- Yeah, I host it all.

From 7 to 10, like, that's my time.

We have happy hour before that, but...

-Awesome. -Yeah.

-Very cool. -If you wanna...

- Yeah, I'll swing by.

- Okay, drinks on me. I'll get you one for free.

- Even better.

-Put your number in? -Sure.

- Cool.

- Thank you.

- Nice.

I'll text you so you can lock me in.

- Okay.

-Don't be a stranger. -I won't.

- Nice meeting you, Katie.

- Nice meeting you, too.

- Hey, guys. Come see me Saturday.

* We have one life to live, girl. *

* So live it! *

* Do whatever you want to do.*

* It's your choice.*

* Save me a table for one.*

[Incoming text message]

- I gotta admit, being hit on so quickly after a breakup

is sadly validating.

- I mean, is this not a sign?

The second I'm ready to open up,

a guy comes out of the blue.

- If you just wanted to move on with the first guy

who came out of the blue, what was wrong with Xavier?

- Who?

- Napkin guy.

- Oh.

Umm...

- I...

He wears khakis.

- There just wasn't a spark.

I don't know what you want from me.

- Yeah, what she said.

- Oh, and the sexy bartender just screams destiny to you?

- Okay, all right.

I don't want to overthink this.

I just want to be a normal person who goes on normal dates

and doesn't sit in their own bullshit forever.

- Let's just get laid.

You're 24.

You've earned a hoe phase.

[Anxiety whistles]

- Okay, um, what if he's a serial killer who knows

we're new here and that we live alone?

- Okay, then fuck it, all right?

I'm going to build a roster, and I'm gonna go on

so many dates, have so much casual sex,

and then I'm gonna find a husband.

That's simple, that's easy.

Done.

- And then we'll forget that Jackson never texted us back.

What did I say?

- This is a horrible fucking plan.

You need to gain your confidence back, and you are not

gonna do that by going on dates with random men.

- That's exactly it.

Having men pine over us is exactly the thing we need

to get our confidence back.

- Oh, that's not...

- I love it.

Making a man jizz his pants

gives me all the confidence I need.

So build up that roster.

- Okay.

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* Hey, baby, go crazy. *

* Hey, baby, go crazy. *

* See you making it dance, she ain't lazy. *

* Yeah, go, go, go crazy. *

* Whoa, handle her, how she got so much stamina. *

- Every day I'm like, it's like I'm investing into parlays

cuz I'm playing every day, not getting nothing.

Or crypto.

Like it's almost the same thing, you know?

Do you know what?

See, it's all about holding through the dip.

I'm down 80% on GME, but I'm staking my Ethereum

on this new DeFi protocol.

So APYs are gonna go up to the moon.

- I don't know what the fuck you just said.

- No.

- Communication skills... no.

- Hey. Katie, right?

- Hi, yeah.

- You look hot.

- Thank you.

- Hey.

- So, do you have any siblings?

- Oh, two.

Two? Cool.

How old are they?

- Umm... I actually really don't know.

[Chewing]

[Spits]

[Clearing throat]

So you ready to take these eight inches or what?

- Someone needs to call the cops.

That man needs to be on a watch list now.

-Hey. -Hi.

-You came? -Yeah.

- Damn!

I'm sorry, you look really good.

- Thank you.

[Seth exhales]

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- This one's on the house.

- Thank you.

- That's chivalrous.

- So, you hungry?

- Mm-hmm, starving.

- I'll be right back.

- So far, so good.

He's cute, he's polite.

- He's literally just doing his job.

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- You want more water?

- Yes, please.

- That's generous.

- So you said you went to UCF, right?

- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- What was your major?

- Psychology.

No shit.

- Yeah, I tend to get inside my own head a lot,

so I just wanted to understand people on a deeper level.

- I get that.

Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes.

- That's Carl Jung.

I mean, Jung and Freud made modern psychology,

so not a lot of people know that.

- Oh, no, baby girl, I can read.

So sorry to have you find out this way.

- He's cultured.

That's not even on the list.

That's just extra.

- We should go out sometime soon.

Well, whenever I'm not watching my sister's dog.

- Family man!

- Um...

- That's if you're not dating anyone.

- Oh, no, I'm dating everyone.

I mean, my last relationship was also my only relationship,

and he actually ended up cheating on me.

And so I'm just kind of getting it all out of my system.

- Well, I've never cheated on anyone, so...

- Cheers to that.

- Cheers to that.

- This is the one.

They always say you find your soulmate

after the biggest breakup.

- Pretty sure no one said that.

[Incoming text message]

* ...take a piece of my love. *

* Yeah, baby, to the break of dawn, *

* wanna get it on till the morning. *

* Yeah, girl, till the break of dawn... *

- Are you free later?

Maybe I could stop by your place.

- Tonight? Like tonight?

- He wants me.

- He wants me.

- Just because I'll be done with work by then.

If not, then maybe we could find another time.

I don't know, I definitely want to see you again.

- I mean, I would say that's forward, but actually,

after my last date, it's honestly not.

- I'm just going after what I want.

And I've never met anyone like you before.

You're different.

- I definitely want to see him again.

I'm in love with him.

- Come on, how old is that "you're different" line?

He's not impressive.

- Maybe his pipe game's impressive.

We shouldn't judge.

- I will let you know.

- Okay, cool.

No problem.

- And I will text you.

- Take care.

* Take a piece of my love, yeah! *

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Both: * This and that way make my hips sway. *

* This and that way make my hips sway *

* this and that way... *

* Ha, ha, ha, woo! *

- Oh, I love that musical.

You know, the book is actually so different from the movie.

- Yes, girl, you tell me every time.

- Sorry.

- I'm so happy we could do this, though.

- I know.

- I've been so burnt out lately, so I really needed this.

- Oh, I forgot to tell you. I met someone.

And it's actually looking pretty good.

- Hmm.

- Mm-hmm.

- When?

You don't think it's kinda soon?

- No, I met him this week.

His name is Seth.

He has a job.

No sex yet, but maybe soon.

- Oh, he's nice looking.

- I mean, he's nice too.

Yeah, we had a good conversation.

I feel like we had a connection.

- Well, if he's nice to you, I can't stop you,

but I can judge you.

- Okay, your turn.

Pick a song.

- * This and that way make my hips sway. *

* This and that way... *

* Ha, ha, ha, ha! *

[Incoming text message]

[Dogs barking in distance]

- Let's be real. Seth is fine.

- Fine.

- But Alana made some valid points.

- Fuck it. I'm gonna invite him over.

- Knock, knock, bitches.

- Oh, shit!

- Aw.

Now I know y'all didn't forget about my visit this week.

By the way, you're gonna want to change these sheets.

* He said, twerk some for a real one. *

* He wanna see that booty jiggle and then some. *

* It's the weekend, so you know we got plenty time, *

* put on a show, yeah, baby girl, get in line. *

* It's best to say so you know we gotta have that, *

* yeah, shorty, where your mans at? *

* You got them dollars so you know *

* it's time to throw it back, *

* he say he got them dollars *

* so it's time to throw it back. *

* Weave poppin' on a handstand, *

* don't get no aid, I don't need no hands. *

* I got the fellas in the grandstand, *

* no boy bands, *

* so baby girl, you only got one chance. *

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