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[???]
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?�It's�a�mad,�mad�world�?
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?�And�guess
who's�gonna�save�it�all?�?
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00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:14,213
?�It's�a�dirty�job�?
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00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:17,016
?�But�someone's�gotta�do�it�?
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?�Yeah,�we�can�do�it�?
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00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:20,319
?�Super�Team�Canada!�?
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?�Hey,�hey!�?
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00:00:22,188 --> 00:00:24,723
?�The�fate�of�the�free�world�?
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00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:27,426
?�Is�in�our�hands�?
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?�We're�the�heroes�of�the�land�?
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?�Super�Team�Canada!�??
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[explosions]
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[loon�calling�distantly]
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[???]
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[Announcer]�Previously
on�Super�Team�Canada...
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...and�what�are�our�heroes
doing�now?
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Pretty�much�nothing.
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[blasting�air�horn]
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-[all�murmuring]�Hmm?
-Now�what?
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00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:02,261
[blasting�air�horn]
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Okay,�team�meeting,�gather�up-
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Team�meeting!�I�called�it.
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Tie�goes�to�the�runner.
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Really?
What's�your�meeting�about?
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I�just�want�to�go�on�record
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to�being�strongly�against
whatever�Niagara�says�next.
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-Now,�please.
-[sighing]
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Very�mature.
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I�disagree,�strongly.
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I�called�this�meeting�first-
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Well,�second
is�the�first�loser.
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...to�talk�about�that.
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Uh-oh,�Mom�is�about
to�yell�at�us�again.
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It's�very�important
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we�all�do�what�the�chore�wheel
tells�us�to�do.
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Uh,�isn't�that
how�cults�start?
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[RCM-PC]
I�was�going�to�vacuum,
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but�Poutine
was�getting�romantic�with�it.
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[???]
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[scoffing]
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If�you�think
I�had�sex�with�it,
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I�didn't!
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We�made�love.
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And�now�you�can�clean�it,
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then�boil�it�in�bleach,
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then�throw�it�out.
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I�don't�take�orders�from�you
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or�your�fascist�wheel.
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I'm�a�star!
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Why�would�any�magazine
care�about�just�you,
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and�not�us?
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Also,�why�are�there
still�magazines?
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I�have�my�publicist�to�thank.
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Of�course,
I'll�never�thank�them.
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It�shows�weakness.
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You�hired�yourself
a�publicist?
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Jerk�move,
yet�totally�on�brand.
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I�know!
I�have�a�brand�now.�See?
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But�we're�a�team,
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and�there's�no�"I"�in�team.
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Sorry,�Sask.
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[moaning�sadly]
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[groaning�and�crunching]
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Teams�have�stars.
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If�we're�the�1970
Montreal�Alouettes,
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I'm�Pierre�Desjardins.
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Well,�that�reference
is�insane.
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RC,�can�you�explain�it?
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[RCM-PC]�Can,
but�prefer�not�to.
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I'm�the�straw
that�stirs�the�drink.
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That's�why�I�got
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a�Canadian�Screen�Academy
Screenie.
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How�did�you�win�a�Screenie?
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I�said�I�got�one,
I�didn't�say�I�won�one.
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You�don't�want�me?
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D'accord���������,
you�don't�got�me.
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I�leave!
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[???]
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[smooching]
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Oh,�I'll�miss�the�vacuum.
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[rumbling]
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Whoa,�does�something
feel�different�to�you�guys?
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Maybe�the�length
of�movies�today?
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[telephone�ringing]
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Hello?
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Are�you�guys�floating,
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or�is�that�just�me
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and�everywhere?
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[Niagara�Falls]
Yeah,�here�too.
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Any�idea�why?
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Idea,�no.
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Answer,�yes.
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I'll�email�RCM-PC
the�video�we�just�got.
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[notification�chiming]
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[film�projector�running]
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[nervous�male�voice]
Uh,�well,�uh...
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Hello,�world.
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You�may�notice
I'm�not�looking�at�you,
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and�why?
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Because�like
six�percent�of�humans,
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and�a�surprising�number
of�giraffes,
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I�suffer�from�shyness.
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So�I've�taken�control
of�gravity.
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That's�why�you're�all
up�in�the�air,
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while�I,
in�my�special�little�jacket,
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boys�size�four,
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stay�on�the�ground,
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free�from�mankind's
biggest�plague,
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eye�contact.
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Now�I�never�need�to�face�anyone
ever�again!
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[evil�cackling]
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See�ya!
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Oh,�no,�I�won't!
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[laughing�maniacally]
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[Prime�Minister]
We�need�to�stop�him!
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This�is�happening
all�over�the�world!
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What�do�you�say,�Super�Team?
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Can�you�take�on
a�shy�little�jerk?
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Why�not?
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We�just�took�on
a�big�pompous�one.
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[Shy�Ken]
Ah,�it's�a�new�day.
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Finally,�I�can�go�outside,
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and�even�walk�my�dog.
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-[whining�and�yelping]
-Great�to�be�free,
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right,�buddy?
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[Niagara�Falls]
Stop�what�you're�doing,
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and�start�picking�down
after�your�dog!
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Ah!�Why�are�you
talking�to�me?
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I�don't�want�to�be�in�earshot
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or�eye�shot!
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Less�gravity!
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[RCM-PC]�Please�put
the�gravity�back�to�normal,
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or�we'll�be�forced�to�use,
well,�force!
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[Shy�Ken]�You�mean�your�normal.
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I�want�normal�to�be�a�world
in�which�I'm�comfortable,
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and�the�greatest�baller
on�Earth.
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Oh,�come�on!�Foul!
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Listen�up,�you�obvious�genius.
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People�hate�this.
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Their�ice�cream
won't�stay�in�their�cones.
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00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,510
[RCM-PC]
Not�to�mention�toup�e�owners.
143
00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:40,445
-[Sask�groans]
-And�it's�bad�for�the�economy.
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00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:42,180
I�mean,�I�don't�have�numbers,
but�it's�gotta�be.
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Well,�it's�good�for�me!
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I�can�go�clubbing,
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and�go�to�restaurants,
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and�I'm�even�gonna�get�awesome
at�axe�throwing.
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A�new�trend
that�will�be�around�forever.
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We�threatened�violence,
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but�now�comes�the�best�part,
152
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doing�it.�H'waa!
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Gravity.
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Gravity!
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Gravity,�gravity.
156
00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,776
You're�paying,
and�for�the�tow.
157
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RCM-PC,�hack�into�Ken's�dial!
158
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[circuits�warbling]
159
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[RCM-PC]�Want�to�connect
with�high-school�classmates?
160
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Life�insurance�after�50?
161
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Single�hand�models�in�your�area
want�to�meet�you.
162
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Yes,�yes,�and�I'm�listening.
163
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What's�happening?
164
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Did�you�use�her
to�download�illegal�things?
165
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[RCM-PC]
The�new�cryptocurrency
166
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Bolivia�can't�get�enough�of!
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You've�been�brushing�your�teeth
all�wrong!
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I�wouldn't�have�to�use�her
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if�you�didn't�put
a�parental�lock�on�my�laptop.
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I�only�did�that
after�you�ignored
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our�"no�screens�at�dinner"�rule!
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That's�your�rule.
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00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,778
My�rule�is�that
all�your�rules�are�stupid.
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Guys,�first,�great�arguing.
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Love�the�passion.
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Second,�the�bad�guy�left.
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[sighing]�There's�only
one�thing�we�can�do,
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the�worst�thing�ever.
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00:06:02,595 --> 00:06:05,764
Son,�are�you�just
going�to�float�all�day?
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00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:07,899
Mm,�maybe�you�want
to�go�out�somewhere,
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and�then�not�come�back?
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Eh,�shh,�shh,�shh.
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00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:12,504
I'm�watching�myself,
184
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so�maybe�you�can�keep�it�down?
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[laughing]�Down...
186
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Good�one.
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[in�interview]�Team?
188
00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:20,712
More�like�I'm�the�star�golfer
with�five�caddies.
189
00:06:20,713 --> 00:06:21,980
[audience�laughter]
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00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:23,448
[Poutine]
I'm�a�national�treasure
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in�Canada,�the�EU,
whatever�Macedonia�is.
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[knocking�on�window]
[gasping]
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[knocking]
194
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That's�probably�for�you.
195
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Why�don't�you�go�see,
196
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and�we�can�catch�up�later,�hmm?
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Maybe�at�our�funerals.
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Parents...
199
00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:39,731
So�you�want�me�back.
200
00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,400
I�guess�it's�like
the�billboards,
201
00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,701
bus�benches,
202
00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,870
and�stripper�tramp�stamp�ads
I�paid�for�say.
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00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:46,772
I�am�amazing.
204
00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:48,607
No,�you're�part�of�a�team,
205
00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:50,842
and�right�now,
we�need�your�part.
206
00:06:50,843 --> 00:06:53,945
Not�the�first�time
you�needed�my�part.�[chuckling]
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00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:57,048
Heh.�I�hate�him,
but,�uh,�that�was�hilarious.
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00:06:57,049 --> 00:06:58,450
Teammates�help�each�other.
209
00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,852
Ernie�helps�Bert,
Brooks�helps�Dunn,
210
00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:04,523
you�guys�could�help�me
with�other�examples.
211
00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:06,057
[RCM-PC]�Gravity�needs�us.
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00:07:06,058 --> 00:07:07,392
Planes�can't�land,
213
00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:09,361
frisbee�golf�is�impossible,
214
00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,696
and�bartenders�can't�make
layered�drinks.
215
00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:12,964
So�will�you�come�back?
216
00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:14,399
I'd�consider�it
217
00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,402
if�I�know�I�won't�be�treated
like�a�child�anymore.
218
00:07:17,403 --> 00:07:18,603
[slurping�juice�box]
219
00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,405
[Chinook]�The�jerk�has�a�point.
220
00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,674
You�made�a�chore�wheel,
you�censored�me,
221
00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:25,310
and�you�won't�even�let�Sask
hang�out�with�his�best�friend.
222
00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:26,278
[Sask�groaning�sadly]
223
00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,513
Winterpeg's�a�bad�influence.
224
00:07:28,514 --> 00:07:29,948
He�burned�down�his�latest�rehab.
225
00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:31,483
[RCM-PC]�If�you�ask�me...
226
00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:34,820
Dentists�hate�this�trick
to�give�you�teeth�of�a�baby!
227
00:07:34,821 --> 00:07:37,222
You�won't�believe�what�the�cast
of�"Hammy�Hamster"
228
00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:38,590
looks�like�now.
229
00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:41,326
Ooh,�my�jaw�dropped
when�the�baby�ducks-
230
00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:42,928
[powering�down]
231
00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:46,631
Okay,�I'll�try�to�be
less�controlling,�all�right?
232
00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:48,900
But�I�would�like�to�see
how�the�hamster�looks.
233
00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:50,302
I�bet�older.
234
00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,804
[Poutine]�����Au�revoir�.
I'll�see�you�soon.
235
00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:55,574
He'll�have�to�find�us�first,
mon�petit�tabarnak.
236
00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:56,842
[chuckling]
237
00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,610
[Niagara�Falls]
Okay,�the�poutine�goo
238
00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,312
can�help�our�feet
stick�to�the�ground,
239
00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,647
but�we�also�need�help
from�Poutine,�the�you.
240
00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:04,149
I�like
how�I�heard�my�name�twice!
241
00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:05,183
Hi-ya!
242
00:08:05,184 --> 00:08:07,118
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
243
00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,387
-[spluttering]
-A-way-hey-hey!
244
00:08:09,388 --> 00:08:11,023
[spluttering�and�gobbling]
245
00:08:12,859 --> 00:08:14,392
Suckle,�gobble,
246
00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:17,095
chug�like�heroes!
247
00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:19,364
[mumbling�and�gobbling]
248
00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:21,032
[people�shouting�in�panic]
249
00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:23,401
[Shy�Ken]�Huh,
my�first�live�football�game!
250
00:08:23,402 --> 00:08:25,937
I�imagined�these�to�be
more�exciting.
251
00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:28,139
Still,�I�made�it
on�the�scoreboard.
252
00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:29,441
[smooching,�dog�whining]
253
00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:30,610
Huh?
254
00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:32,844
How�could�that�land?
255
00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,980
There's�no�normal�weight�that...
256
00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:36,715
[Poutine]�Hope�you�weren't
weight-ing�long,
257
00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:41,119
and�that's�weight-ing,
spelled,�uh,�W-E-I-G-H-T,
258
00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:42,721
for�everyone�not�using�subtitle.
259
00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:44,389
Whatever.�We're�here,
260
00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:45,991
and�you�can�tell�gravity
to�suck�it.
261
00:08:45,992 --> 00:08:48,026
That's�not�how�gravity�works.
262
00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,328
You�can't�tell�it�things,
263
00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:52,230
but�I�can�lessen�it�even�more.
264
00:08:52,231 --> 00:08:53,231
[leash�snapping]
265
00:08:53,232 --> 00:08:54,199
[dog�yelping]
266
00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,567
Oh,�well,�we�had�a�good�run.
267
00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,102
Oops,�still�here,
268
00:08:57,103 --> 00:08:59,671
and�now�we're�coming
to�kick�your�tiny�ass.
269
00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:02,007
[panting]
270
00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:04,175
[gasping�wearily]
271
00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:07,479
Give�us�five�or�ten�minutes...
272
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:10,849
You�know�I�can't�just
lessen�gravity,�right?
273
00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:13,119
I�can�also�increase�it!
274
00:09:14,353 --> 00:09:15,403
[whistling�falls]
275
00:09:15,404 --> 00:09:17,155
[whining]
276
00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:19,157
Oh...
277
00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:21,527
Ah!�People�with�eyes!
People�with�eyes!
278
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,662
[groaning]�Owie,�owie,�owie.
279
00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,130
Ah!�[laughing]
280
00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:28,099
You're�being�crushed
by�gravity.
281
00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,068
Your�plan�doesn't�seem
so�smart�now,�does�it?
282
00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,137
[groaning]�To�be�honest,�no.
283
00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,105
What�do�we�do?
284
00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:36,241
I�don't�want�to�die
with�a�double�chin!
285
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,509
This�is�my�fault
286
00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:39,477
for�thinking�poutine
could�actually�be�useful.
287
00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:40,579
Wait,�that's�it!
288
00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,480
We�thought�Poutine
was�the�problem,
289
00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:43,949
but�then�thought
a�lot�of�poutine
290
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,150
might�be�the�answer.
291
00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:47,986
What�if�the�same�is�true
for�gravity?
292
00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,321
[circuits�crackling,
bolts�pinging]
293
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,356
Hey,�junior,
294
00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:53,391
is�that�as�far�as�the�dial�goes?
295
00:09:53,392 --> 00:09:55,193
No,�not�even�close!
296
00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,596
[groaning]�Or�perhaps
your�little�doll�hands
297
00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,531
can't�turn�it�any�more.
298
00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:01,733
I'll�teach�you
to�draw�attention�to�me!
299
00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,368
[power�surging]
300
00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:04,469
[metal�clanging�and�straining]
301
00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:06,004
I�just�caught�a�glimpse�of�you.
302
00:10:06,005 --> 00:10:08,406
You're�not�shy...�[coughing]
just�ugly.
303
00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,408
I'm�a�Halifax�seven!
304
00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:12,149
That's�a�nine�in�Yellowknife!
305
00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:13,778
[bolts�pinging]
306
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:14,813
[metal�beams�groaning]
307
00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,515
Stop�looking�at�me!
308
00:10:17,516 --> 00:10:18,566
[smashing]
309
00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,658
[gasping�and�groaning]
310
00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,561
Ah,�we�did�it,
311
00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:30,762
as�a�team!
312
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:31,696
Group�hug!
313
00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:32,747
-[laughing]
-Ooh!
314
00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,368
[thunderclaps]
315
00:10:36,369 --> 00:10:38,136
Ah!
Stop�looking�at�me!
316
00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:41,006
We're�cellmates,
let's�chitchat.
317
00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,007
[whimpering]�No,�no!
318
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,308
Stop�touching�my�little�hands!
319
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,810
-No!
-Do�you�collect�stamps?
320
00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:47,078
I�don't.
321
00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:50,316
[coughing�and�wheezing]
322
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,653
[???]
323
00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,589
[Announcer]�Today,
we�learn�the�origin
324
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,257
of�one�of�the�characters.
325
00:10:59,258 --> 00:11:00,859
So�sit�back,�relax,
326
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,794
and�then�sit�forward,�excited,
327
00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:06,064
because�our�story�begins�now.
328
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:06,998
[sighing]
329
00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,333
Something�wrong?
330
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,668
[sighing]�I�don't�want
to�talk�about�it.
331
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,836
Yes!
That's�what�I�was�hoping�for.
332
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:12,937
It's�just�that
333
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:14,506
my�high-school�reunion
is�tonight,
334
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,774
but�I'm�not�going,
335
00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:17,008
because�I�was�a�nerd
336
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:19,010
and�made�fun�of,
and�it�still�hurts�so�much.
337
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,979
[groaning]�Ugh...
and�how�would�that�have�gone
338
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,313
if�you�did
want�to�talk�about�it?
339
00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:24,983
Also,�I�had�a�huge�crush
on�Byron,
340
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,484
the�lead�in�the�school�play.
341
00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:27,819
He�was�the�reason�I�auditioned
342
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,621
for�"The�Norman�James�Breakey
Story".
343
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,923
[laughing]�You�were
in�the�school�play?
344
00:11:31,924 --> 00:11:34,592
I'm�sure�that�stopped�people
from�calling�you�a�nerd.
345
00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,094
Let�me�guess,
you�hate�theatre.
346
00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,762
Ever�since�I�saw�it�as�a�kid.
347
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:39,064
It's�for�loser.
348
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,632
Me,�I'm�more�of�a�jock,
349
00:11:40,633 --> 00:11:43,268
or�as�we�say,�a�Jacques.
[kissing�noises]
350
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,970
[RCM-PC]�Incidentally,
Norman�James�Breakey
351
00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:47,472
invented�the�paint�roller.
352
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,474
He�was�Canada's�Steve�Jobs.
353
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,675
-[kissing�noises�continuing]
-It�may�have�been
354
00:11:50,676 --> 00:11:52,777
the�most�powerful
paint-accessory�musical
355
00:11:52,778 --> 00:11:53,712
ever�staged.
356
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,013
I�had�one�line,
357
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,015
"It's�a�job�I�cannot�handle!"
358
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,217
Hearing�"handle,"
Breakey�gets�the�idea,
359
00:11:59,218 --> 00:12:02,520
but�opening�night,
Byron�was�singing...
360
00:12:02,521 --> 00:12:07,459
?�That�brush�is�slow
like�burning�candle...�?
361
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:11,229
?�And�still�it's�a�job
I�cannot�do!�?
362
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,630
[hitting�awkward�note]
363
00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,766
-[audience�jeering]�Boo!
-[director]�Loser!
364
00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:17,302
"Handle,"�the�word�is�"handle!"
365
00:12:17,303 --> 00:12:20,839
I�left�a�promising�career
in�children's�shoe�sales
366
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,173
for�this?
367
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:23,641
Boo!
368
00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:25,544
[audience�shouting�and�jeering]
369
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,680
That�killed�my�hopes�with�Byron
370
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,849
and�started�Mr.�Redgwell
hating�me.
371
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,317
He�started�a�campaign
372
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:33,918
to�vote�me�"Student�Most�Likely
To�Botch�Her�Line
373
00:12:33,919 --> 00:12:35,479
And�Wreck�The�School�Play".
374
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:39,290
[RCM-PC]�Oh,�and�you�won!
Huh,�congrats!
375
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,359
It�says�your�name
is�Joan�Shoop?
376
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,961
That�is�my�name.
377
00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:46,331
I�didn't�become�Niagara�Falls
until�graduation.
378
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,799
That�night,
while�everyone�was�celebrating,
379
00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:49,567
I�was�cleaning�up�the�riverbank,
380
00:12:49,568 --> 00:12:51,904
and�then�the�lightning�hit.
381
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:57,809
The�combination�of�lightning,
puddle�water,
382
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,310
and�soul-crushing�depression
383
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:00,812
turned�my�skin�blue,
384
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,480
and�made�me�who�I�am�today.
385
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,983
I�decided�then�to�never�be�weak,
386
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,385
never�beg�for�attention.
387
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,754
Nothing�could�or�would
ever�stop�me.
388
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:11,590
Ah!
389
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:15,560
It's�also�when�I�decided
to�dye�my�hair�blue,
390
00:13:15,561 --> 00:13:17,295
with�non-flammable�dye.
391
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,663
[RCM-PC]�So�no�one
from�your�high�school
392
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:20,398
knows�you�became�Niagara�Falls?
393
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,066
No,�and�they�never�will,
394
00:13:22,067 --> 00:13:24,002
because�I'm�not�going
to�the�reunion.
395
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,304
But�you�can
rub�everyone's�face�in�it.
396
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:29,541
Oh,�I�love
rubbing�my�face�in�things.
397
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,309
[RCM-PC]�Don't�you�want
to�go�see�Byron?
398
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,811
Or�some�of�your�old�friends?
399
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,046
My�only�friends
were�Heather�and�Sophia.
400
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,649
We'd�share�lunch
and�sometimes�have�sleepovers.
401
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,550
[RCM-PC]�Oh,�that's�nice.
402
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:39,884
Have�you�three�kept�in�touch?
403
00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:40,852
Heather's�a�rabbit.
404
00:13:40,853 --> 00:13:41,820
Sophia's�a�snake.
405
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:42,854
Class�pets.
406
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,522
Wow,�you�were�a�nerd.
407
00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:45,723
[RCM-PC]
I�think�you�should�attend.
408
00:13:45,724 --> 00:13:47,458
You�only�go�through
high�school�once.
409
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:49,594
Ah,�the�best
seven�years�of�my�life.
410
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,229
I�also�say�go.
411
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:52,597
We'll�come�for�support.
412
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:54,732
Uh,�you�can�brag�about
being�super,
413
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:58,803
and�also�your�relationship
with�Capitaine�Crotch.
414
00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,505
[laughing]
415
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:02,273
You've�all�given�me
something�to�think�about,
416
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:03,842
and�something
to�never�think�about.
417
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,610
[gasping]
She�doesn't�mean�that.
418
00:14:05,611 --> 00:14:06,812
She's�just�angry.
419
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:09,814
[Niagara�Falls]
I've�made�a�decision.
420
00:14:09,815 --> 00:14:11,249
I've�covered�my�blue�skin,
421
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,319
and�now�I'm�going
to�that�reunion,�as�Joan�Shoop.
422
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,454
[RCM-PC]
Nerd�alert!�Nerd�alert!
423
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:18,723
I�want�people
to�accept�me�for�me,
424
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:20,024
not�for�my�superpowers,
425
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,093
and�now
to�take�care�of�my�hair.
426
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:23,295
[splashing]
427
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,820
-[RCM-PC]�Whoo!�Hoo-hoo-hoo!
-[electricity�crackling]
428
00:14:27,821 --> 00:14:30,068
[RCM-PC]
I'm�happy�I�could�help,
429
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,837
but�maybe�next�time
ask�for�consent.
430
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:35,139
[???]
431
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,008
[bustle�of�conversation]
432
00:14:37,009 --> 00:14:39,644
So,�what�do�I�do�now?
433
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:40,778
[RCM-PC]�Oh,�mingle!
434
00:14:40,779 --> 00:14:42,146
If�you�need
a�conversation�starter,
435
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,848
try�one�of�these
commonly-asked�questions
436
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,350
on�the�internet.
437
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:46,885
"What's�your�mother's
maiden�name?
438
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,353
In�what�city�were�you�born?
439
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:50,121
What�high�school
did�you�attend?"
440
00:14:50,122 --> 00:14:52,352
Yeah,�what�high�school
did�you�go�to?
441
00:14:52,954 --> 00:14:55,727
Anyway,�we're�outta�here.
442
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,898
Can't�be�seen
with�a�nerd,�you�know?
443
00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,999
We'll�DJ�from�here.
444
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,601
Not�Ren�Simard,
not�Ren�Simard,
445
00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,470
still�not�Ren�Simard...
446
00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:06,971
[bucket�wheels�squeaking]
447
00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,308
Janitor�McGee!
448
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,477
W-what,�what?
Did�somebody�puke?
449
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,878
It's�me,�Joan�Shoop!
450
00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:16,514
Oh,�right,�right.
451
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:17,382
I�remember�you.
452
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:18,516
I�leant�you�40�bucks?
453
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:19,751
Right,�right.
454
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,052
Don't�remember�that.
455
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:23,221
You�said�it�was�for
some�inexpensive�surgery,
456
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,255
then�bought�weed�with�it.
457
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,590
Right-
Oh,�uh,�hey,
458
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,958
I�wouldn't�mind�scoring
459
00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,527
some�more,�uh,�surgery
right�now,
460
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,229
if�you�can,�uh,
lend�me�some�cash.
461
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,797
It's�not�about�the�money,
462
00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:33,798
it's�about�paying�back�the...
463
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:34,899
[gasping]
464
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:36,167
Oh,�my�God.
465
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,068
Byron!
466
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:38,503
Still�hot.
467
00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,672
Is�that�the�coolest�toup�e
you've�ever�seen�or�what?
468
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,706
What�does�he�do�now?
469
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,041
Something�impressive�I�bet.
470
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:46,144
Uh,�he's�a�sculptor
of�abstract�garbage.
471
00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,746
When�people�see�his�work
and�say,�"Huh?",
472
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:50,148
he�knows�he's�connected.
473
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:52,650
He�even�donated�a�piece
to�the�school�tonight.
474
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,752
You�mean�that�thing
in�the�hallway?
475
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:56,521
What�even�is�that?
476
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,089
Wow,�he's�right.
477
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,424
We've�connected!
478
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,692
I'm�gonna�go�say�hi�to�him.
479
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:01,926
Wish�me�luck.
480
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:04,062
Uh,�hey,�have�you�seen
a�drawstring�bag
481
00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:05,923
with�eight�fish�stickers�on�it?
482
00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,737
[Redgwell]
Do�my�eyes�deceive�me?
483
00:16:12,738 --> 00:16:15,773
Look,�everyone,�it's�Joan�Shoop,
484
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:19,510
the�loser�that�couldn't�remember
her�line�in�the�musical.
485
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:21,646
[all�laughing]
486
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,147
Bringing�up
age-old�embarrassments
487
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,016
is�what�reunions�are�all�about.
488
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,718
[all�laughing]
489
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,921
[chanting]�Loser,�loser,�loser!
490
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:32,557
Loser,�loser,�loser,�loser!
491
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:34,292
[chanting]
492
00:16:34,293 --> 00:16:36,060
Oh�god,�this�is�hard�to�watch.
493
00:16:36,061 --> 00:16:37,261
Speak�for�yourself.
494
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:38,796
This�is�the�only�reason
I'm�here.
495
00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:41,232
Loser,�loser,�loser,�loser!
496
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,101
She�doesn't�want�to�be�known
as�Niagara,
497
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:45,436
but�that's�the�only�way
out�of�this�nerd�spiral.
498
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,972
[RCM-PC]�Let's�not�give�her
any�other�choice,
499
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:49,674
dammit!�[chuckling]
500
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,009
Oh...
501
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,510
I�know�I�don't�normally�curse,
502
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,681
but�I�think�someone
spiked�the�punch.
503
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,682
Found�it!
504
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,219
[???]
505
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:04,188
Congrats,�you�won�the�raffle.
506
00:17:04,189 --> 00:17:05,189
Whoo-hoo!
507
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,692
Roger,�step�one�done.
508
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,926
Light�it�up.
509
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:11,396
Step�two,�buy�wrist�radio.
510
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,630
[grunting]
511
00:17:12,631 --> 00:17:14,632
[roaring]
512
00:17:14,633 --> 00:17:16,934
That's�the�signal,
a�non-whistle!
513
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,169
Light�it�up!
514
00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:19,220
[striking�match]
515
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,108
[flames�whooshing]
516
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:26,778
[Redgwell]�I�say�"loser,"
you�say�"Shoop!"
517
00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:28,479
-Loser!
-Shoop!
518
00:17:28,480 --> 00:17:31,482
-Loser!�-Shoop!
-Loser!�-Shoop!
519
00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:33,217
Attention,�tormentors!
520
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,519
There's�a�disaster
521
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,721
that's�even�worse
than�Joan's�hairstyle.
522
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,122
A�fire!
523
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,924
And�the�fire
extinguisher's�gone.
524
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,025
If�I�were�you�guys,
525
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,727
I'd�totally�scream
and�freak�out!
526
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,462
[panicked�screaming]
527
00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:45,797
[RCM-PC]�Hold�on,
528
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,999
I'm�sure�someone�here
has�special�skills,
529
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,068
maybe�even�has�super�powers
530
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,269
to�put�it�out
531
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,838
and�impress�everyone
chanting�at�her!
532
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:57,008
And�I'm�sure�we�can�just�call
the�fire�department.
533
00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:58,276
Wait!
534
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,812
My�gas-soaked�sculpture
could�explode!
535
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:01,846
Gas-soaked?
536
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,181
Why�would�it�be�soaked�in�gas?
537
00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,750
Confusion�is�my�muse!
538
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,152
[exploding]
539
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,457
Oh,�I�can't�die
as�a�high-school�teacher.
540
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:16,227
I�just�want�to�slip�things
onto�children's�feet.
541
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:17,428
Is�that�so�wrong?
542
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:18,749
[screaming�and�crying]
543
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,232
Hey,�I�know�you�set�the�fire
to�make�me�put�it�out,
544
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,567
but�I�won't.
545
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:24,802
These�people
didn't�accept�me�then�or�now,
546
00:18:24,803 --> 00:18:26,637
so�let�the�fire�department
save�them.
547
00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:28,039
[sniffing]
548
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,475
That�smoke�smells�like
my�old�babysitter's�car.
549
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:31,476
[RCM-PC]�It's�pot!
550
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:32,777
And�now�everyone�is�too�stoned
551
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,712
to�dial�the�fire�department!
552
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:35,847
Oh,�dude.
553
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:36,848
[beeping�and�bashing]
554
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,182
Still�not�my�problem.
555
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:40,551
The�fire�found
all�my�hidden�bags�of�weed
556
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,353
in�the�classrooms!
557
00:18:42,354 --> 00:18:43,455
Oh�no.
558
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,124
Don't�worry,�guys,
I'm�here�to�save�you,
559
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,192
and�I�guess�save�everyone�else.
560
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,483
[baby-talking]
Should�I�save�everyone?
561
00:18:50,484 --> 00:18:53,731
You�guys�always�loved
giving�me�the�silent�treatment.
562
00:18:53,732 --> 00:18:55,099
Jerks.
563
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,267
[panicked�screaming]
564
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,768
Everyone,�listen�up!
565
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,403
I�have�something�to�say!
566
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:00,805
Really?
567
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,441
Well,�I�hope
you�don't�forget�your�line.
568
00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:04,342
[laughing]
569
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,543
[splashing]
570
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,278
I�think�that's�spiked!
571
00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,346
[RCM-PC]�Told�you.
572
00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:09,547
The�punch...
573
00:19:09,548 --> 00:19:10,982
How�did�you�do�that?
574
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,518
Because�I'm�not
Joan�Shoop�anymore.
575
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,853
I'm�Niagara�Falls!
576
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:16,854
May�I?
577
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,189
[RCM-PC]�Whatever.
578
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,425
I'm�higher�than�God's�taint.
579
00:19:20,515 --> 00:19:22,860
[electricity�crackling]
580
00:19:22,861 --> 00:19:23,761
[RCM-PC]�Whoa-ho!
581
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,998
[???]
582
00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:38,442
[gasping]�Niagara�Falls!
583
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:39,877
I�want�to�marry�you!
584
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:41,012
Really?
585
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,547
Actually,�no,
I'm�already�married
586
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:43,581
and�my�wife�supports�me.
587
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,049
Sculpting�blobs
isn't�as�lucrative
588
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,017
as�you�may�think.
589
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,051
Anyway,
590
00:19:47,052 --> 00:19:49,187
I�am�sorry�I�was�mean�to�you.
591
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,254
We�all�are.
592
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,956
Stop.
Save�the�apology.
593
00:19:51,957 --> 00:19:53,624
You�hated�me�as�Joan�Shoop,
594
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,860
and�only�like�me�now
because�I�saved�your�lives.
595
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,094
There's�only�two�friends
from�high�school
596
00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:58,262
that�matter�to�me,
597
00:19:58,263 --> 00:20:00,832
because�we�always
look�out�for�each�other.
598
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,901
-[squeaking]
-Ah,�well,
599
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,103
three�is�always�a�tough�number
for�friends�anyway.
600
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:09,294
Hey,�hey,�now�this�crap
actually�looks�like�something.
601
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,310
[Byron]�Blech,
which�means�it's�ruined.
602
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,611
Ruined!�[tearing�toup�e]
603
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:15,782
[sobbing�and�muttering
incoherently]
604
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,884
I�also�owe�you�an�apology,
605
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,253
if�you�can�handle
one�more�flashback.
606
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:23,387
[gagging]�Blegh!
607
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,622
I�can�explain
608
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,525
why�when�I�see�an�actor
blow�their�line,
609
00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:28,893
it�triggers�me.
610
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,228
You�see,�in�my�20s,
611
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,596
I�was�a�star
612
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,631
in�the�Canadian�theatre�scene,
613
00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:35,566
like�a�sane�William�Shatner
614
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,835
mixed�with�a�more�feminine
Margot�Kidder.
615
00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:41,305
To�be�or�not�to�be.
616
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,941
That�is�what�I-I
I'm�wondering...
617
00:20:43,942 --> 00:20:44,842
[in�French]�����Quelle�merde!
618
00:20:44,843 --> 00:20:46,644
[cackling]
619
00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:48,546
Ooh!�Ow!
620
00:20:48,547 --> 00:20:50,581
Who�do�you-
Ooh,�nice!
621
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,050
Tiny�yet�fashionable.
622
00:20:53,051 --> 00:20:55,653
[Announcer]
And�that�is�the�genesis
623
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:58,856
of�one�Mr.�Redgwell...
624
00:20:58,857 --> 00:20:59,957
Failed�teacher,
625
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,759
aspiring
children's�shoe�salesman,
626
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,194
and�most�importantly,
627
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,663
a�character
we�will�never�meet�again.
628
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:06,714
The�end.
629
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,468
[???]
630
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:14,068
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