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Magic is real here, far away from home.
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Anything can happen when witches make
the rules.
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Monsters are cool, the moon is our
friend.
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I want to stay with you on Summer Camp
Island.
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Hedgehog?
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Hedgehog! It's time to wake up!
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Five more minutes.
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Hedgehog! Too early for witch lessons,
Susie.
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Hedgehog!
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98 .6.
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Your fever finally broke.
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Looks like someone can take a walk to
the mailbox.
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What? To mail the check.
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For your new boarding school.
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It's more ceremonious if you do it.
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Wait. When did I leave the island?
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Island? Oh, you had a fever dream. I'll
get you some water.
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Boarding school?
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What is happening?
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Oh, Oscar!
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Hi, you've reached Oscar Pelcher. I'm
currently attending a softball camp in
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Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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But you probably already know that
because you're a hedgehog, and you're
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only one I gave this number to.
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So go ahead, leave a message, feel free
to ramble.
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I got 90 minutes of tape, and I expect
messages on both sides.
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Which are my... Milwaukee?
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What am I doing in New Jersey?
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It's with my mother, of all people.
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Am I in a nightmare?
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This has to be some kind of test.
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A witch's rite of passage.
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A passage away from my mother.
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So I must have to get back to the island
somehow.
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I can do a spell.
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Pencil of lead, supplies of school.
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Take me back to where witches rule.
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Why didn't that work?
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What happened to my magic?
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Maybe this is more of a witch's quest,
and I've got to look for clues or some
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kind of magic key.
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Hedgehog, stop that.
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Those supplies are for studying.
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Not for making believe or whatever this
mess is.
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Now drink this.
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I have to leave for Princeton.
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I've got my performance review with Dean
Stewart in the library, and I cannot be
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late. He's a real stick in the mud.
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Stewart? Library?
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Mud? I mean, stick in the mud? Mom!
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Mom! Mother!
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I'm coming with you!
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You always say I need to spend more time
around people with patches on their
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elbows. I can mail the check while we're
out.
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Well... Okay.
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It's nice to see you showing some
initiative for once.
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Could you drive any slower?
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I forgot to try a magic circle.
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Hmm. Maybe I am in a nightmare.
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Oh, I have to stop for gas. Ow!
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Hedgehog! I'm driving!
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Hey, what do you do, sisters?
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Premium gas, right?
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For a couple of beautiful ladies such as
yourself.
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Unleaded, please.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, you got it, boss.
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Susie, hi.
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This is crazy. It feels so real.
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So do you give me a magic key to get
back to the island? What am I supposed
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do when I see Stuart?
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Who you calling Susie?
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Oh, okay.
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Big Suze.
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Oh, butter lip.
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Hey, Little M, get out here. We got a
gum job.
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Now, gum removal's gonna be a couple
extra bucks, ma 'am.
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All right, let me get a couple of classy
cats.
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What are you, heading to the fancy
university?
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You're gonna pass this gorgeous peach
stand a few miles up.
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You gotta get one.
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But what do I know? I'm just some dumb
kid who grew up in New Jersey.
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Here you go. Now be on your way. But
listen, he's peaching.
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Thank you. I'm getting hungry just
thinking about him. Hey, don't forget
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what I said about the peaches.
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Peach.
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So I have to get a magical peach and...
Hedgehog, please.
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Magic peaches?
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You're just like your grandma with your
magical thinking.
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That woman just gardened all the time.
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No drive, no vision.
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But you won't be like that hedgehog.
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You're on a schedule for success.
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Right, right.
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Of course, they aren't magic, but could
we stop for a regular peach?
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I'm sure they have vitamins in them that
are good for your brain or whatever.
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No. We're on a tight schedule, remember?
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Your life is waiting.
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Please, it'll be quick.
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No. Mom!
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Hedgehog, we can get peaches another
time.
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Oh, wow.
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Mom, this is a nice purse.
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I'm thinking I might get one like this
when I go to boarding school.
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I wonder how this leather looks in the
sunlight.
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Hedgehog, be careful.
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Oops. Hedgehog!
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Unbelievable.
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Welcome to Moe's, where we're only as
good as our worst peach.
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Uh, hi.
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Where's the elf that runs this peach
stand?
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The... Oh, no.
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No, I'm the one that manages the
peaches.
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That's just our mascot.
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Big red nose, tiny little legs, nearly
impossible to convey in three
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I think she makes people think of
peaches.
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So this is not a clue.
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I can see you want the inside scoop on
how our mascot came to be.
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Person who tells it best is the owner.
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Hey, Mo!
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I'm Mo.
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How might Mo be observant?
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Oh, my gosh. Hi!
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It's so good to see you. And we are
delighted to see you, too.
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So, do I order a peach?
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Well, if you're going to order one, you
should make it this one.
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Whoa. Okay.
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So, what do I do with it?
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We recommend eating the peach.
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We recommend eating it, yes.
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Right now?
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What about Stuart?
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Absolutely.
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Give the peach to Stuart.
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A peach makes a fine gift.
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Fine gift, fine gift indeed.
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Okay. So I have to get Stuart to eat the
peach.
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That's my mission.
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That's how I get home.
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Hedgehog, spare the nice people you're
imagining. Let's go.
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Don't think I don't see you.
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No more stops till Princeton.
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You need to listen to your mummy.
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She's the only one on the car that's
actually been through boarding school.
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Who cares about boarding school?
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I've flown a broom, Mom.
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I've explored frozen time.
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I put a little boy's soul into a
unicorn.
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And vice versa.
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You need to check yourself before you
wreck yourself, young lady.
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There'll be none of this woo -woo
unicorn nonsense in front of the dean.
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Understood? Yes, Mother.
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Please keep in mind Stuart is my boss.
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Don't embarrass me.
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No woo -woo unicorn nonsense.
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Got it.
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But I will be feeding you to the dean.
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Ah, you're here.
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Late, of course, and you brought your
child in a pathetic bid for sympathy
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points. Strike two.
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Dean, Stuart, I'm sorry.
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Since none of this is real, can we
just...
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Huh?
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Just what?
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You know why I'm here.
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I know why I'm here.
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Now just eat the peach you stick in the
mud so I can go back to camp.
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Hedgehog! What's gotten into you?
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Eat it!
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All right.
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All right!
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Yes. Take me home, baby.
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Oh, no.
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This is just a regular peach.
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And you're just a regular dean of
Princeton.
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Dean Stewart, I... Sorry!
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Is this really just my life?
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You mushrooms don't talk?
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Not even a pea?
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You are in a world of trouble, young
lady.
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Do you realize the penalty for peaching
the dean?
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You can't play pretend forever.
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Magic and witches and unicorns aren't
going to save you from the mundanity of
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real life.
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Maybe she's right.
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Mother's always right.
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Now show me you're listening and mail
the check.
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So this void is my mother's plan for me.
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School, college, a job.
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No magic or witches or unicorn saving me
from the mundanity of real life.
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But what if they could?
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If magic doesn't exist, I'll bring it
into the world myself.
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I'll take this $800 and move to New York
City.
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I know the rituals. I know the spells.
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I'll probably have no friends and have
to eat baked beans for a little while,
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but I'll get a coven together
eventually.
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The key.
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Hedgehog, what are you doing?
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Hedgehog, no!
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Hedgehog?
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You know, if you stop crushing me, I'll
give you your wand.
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Holy mush!
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I'm a full witch?
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One wand for one peach.
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Where's the peach?
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You got the peach, didn't you?
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Well, leave it to Hedgehog to miss the
most obvious... Oh, thank goodness.
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Wasn't worried.
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Behold.
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Hardly ever get to say behold anymore.
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Nice work, kiddo.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Thanks, Big Suze.
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Who are you calling Big Suze?
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Wait, is there a bite taken out of this?
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