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♪ Magic is real here ♪

♪ Far away from home ♪

♪ Anything can happen ♪

♪ When witches make the rules ♪

♪ Monsters are cool ♪

♪ The moon is our friend ♪

♪ I wanna stay with you ♪

♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪

♪

I'm telling ya, Susie, it's definitely a little bigger.

Mm, no, it's not.

It's just moving back and forth a little

so it makes it look bigger.

Eh, okay. Whatever you say...

[ Knocks on door ] Hmm?

- Yeah? - I have a package here for uh, Susie?

Gimmie!

Wow! Frozen Time delivery.

That's expensive.

♪

Ugh, I told her not to meddle.

"Anti-Tornado Potion."

Ehh, what's it do?

Maybe I should read the fine print.

[ Screams ]

[ Laughs ] Oh!

Oh, yeah. Oh, oh.

Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.

Hmm, guess I don't have to read the fine print now.

What are you gonna tell Ramona?

I guess I've got to pivot to Plan C.

"C" as in coven.

I'm going to get the coven back together.

♪

Haaaa-aaaags.

Is that Susie?

Hags.

She's looking for witches.

I'm a witch!

One hag, reporting for duty.

Ugh. Yes, Hedgehog, I know where you are.

I know where Betsy and Alice are.

I know where me are.

I'm looking for the rest of the coven.

They still live around here?

I don't know. They could be anywhere.

They dipped before camp started.

Left no forwarding address.

Just this inscrutable note.

[ Sniffs ] Let me see.

[ Sniffs ] Laundry and harmonies.

I think this thread is yeti fur.

Jimjams, can you take us to the Yeti Meadow?

I'm afraid Susie can't travel long distances right now.

She's in a weakened state.

Oh, we'll go.

I guarantee we'll find the coven and bring 'em back.

The two best friends who will save magic at your service!

U-Uh, yep.

Reporting for duty.

Fine, go on.

Oscar, can we talk about guarantees real quick?

They're tricky, 'cause so much stuff

can go wrong, you know?

Instead of a 100% guarantee, I like to say stuff like,

"We'll see what we can do."

Well, it lacks the charm of my usual

leap-before-you-look style,

but if that's how you wanna play it!

To the Yeti Meadow!

♪

Hey, there's Saxophone and Lucy!

♪

Hey, Lucy. Hey, Saxophone.

We're trying to find some friends, but the only thing

we have to go on is this piece of yeti fur.

Do you know anything about this?

Oh, yeah, I know what this is.

It's a type of Yeti tracking device.

So you can help us use it to find our friends?

Well, I don't know how to use it myself.

It's kind of an outdated form of technology.

Like a rotary phone? A telegraph?

It's grandma stuff, basically.

Well, then, I bet Grandma Trinket can read it.

We'll take you to see her.

♪

[ Gasps ] Uh-oh!

Any eligible Yetis in here?

Two cuties just walked in.

Grandma, quit it.

Our friends are here.

And how can I help you two?

Uh, this is gonna sound weird

but we need to find nine missing witches.

This thread on this note they left us is Yeti fur.

Can it be used somehow to find the coven?

Of course it can!

Yeti fur has strong muscle memory.

It's imbued with the energy of whoever gives it to you.

Then you can locate them wherever they are.

Hmm, well it looks like they're on the island.

Enhance.

They're in the Yeti Meadow. Enhance!

Whoa, it looks like they're right here.

There's nine witches in here?

That's creepy.

Well, let's go find 'em!

♪

Hmm...

Oh, this is pretty witchy.

It's written in ancient text.

Oscar, that's cursive.

Ohhh.

[ All screaming ]

Agh! I break it, I buy it.

[ All scream ] Holy moly!

I-It's the witches.

They're stuck in the snow globe.

Ohhh.

Well, magic us in there, baby.

Let's bring 'em out!

O-Okay, but this is going to be

an incredibly delicate moment.

They've been traumatized by a major weather event,

and we have to drop the news about Suz.

Heading for issues, stuff my pockets with tissues.

Oh, Hedgehog-- always assuming

something's gonna go wrong.

Just saying, we gotta plan for all contingencies.

Sure, sure.

Magic us in, please.

♪

[ Spits ] Fake snow.

Tastes like soap.

[ Witch screams ] See? Traumatized!

[ Screams ]

Oscar, why'd you - take off your woolies? - It's hot in here.

I think they're suffering from snow global warming.

Osc, this is a delicate sitch.

Put your woolies back on

and try not to disturb the balance, okay?

[ Screams ]

Hello?

[ Gasps ] Are you okay?

I think she's in shock.

Augh! Strangers!

Am I glad to see you!

Whoops, am I yelling?

Sorry about that!

These are noise-canceling--

on account of I do so much screaming in here.

As a coping mechanism?

Nah, I just love screaming.

It's part of my process.

I temper all my snowplows in a soundbath of screams.

These are the most confusing snowplows I've ever seen.

Thanks!

Are you guys artists, too?

Actually, I'm kinda like the new witch in your coven.

You don't say![ Metal clangs ]

- Oscar: Oops! - Sir, I'm gonna need you

to follow my shop policies.

Oscar: Is this - really necessary? - Yep.

Non-witches are required to wear safety gear

at all times.

That's how we do it in Pittsburgh.

By the way, how did you two get here?

The roads to the city have been closed for months.

Oh, Hedgehog magicked us.

Ah, magic-- the only way to fly.

Speaking of flying, gimme a sec.

I'll go grab the rest of the coven.

I don't think they know they're in a snow globe.

I'll just go tell Opie right now,

and then I can take off this silly gear.

Oh, no, ya don't.

We will tell them, but only when the time is right.

Their minds could be in a very fragile

snow-globed state right now.

Also, I've never met these hags before,

and I don't wanna blow the moment.

I'm happy for you, Hedgehog.

There she is! The new hag.

- Hi, nice to meet you. - All: Hey!

- Hi, hello. - Woman: New hag!

Hello! Oh, wow.[ Grunts ]

So, what's the scoop, huh?

What brings you here to Pittsburgh?

Well, actually, it's Susie.

I'm afraid she's in a weakened state.

"Weekend"? Oh, no!

It's not even Wednesday.

That's why she sent us to find you all and bring you back.

You heard her, hags! Susie needs us!

The last train leaves in 15 minutes.

Make haste to the station!

♪

Good hustle, hags.

All aboard with 15 minutes to spare.

Hedgehog, this train is fake.

Everything here is fake.

[ Sighs ] I think the oxygen here is fake, too.

Maybe now's a good time to break the truth to them?

'Cause it's roasting in here,

and you know I run hot already.

Okay, but can we not use the word "break"?

I will gently unfold the truth to them.

Esteemed co-witches, it is with great respect

that I call your attention to a matter

of some not un-important business?

What'd she say?

She's got some beans to spill.

Gossip. Yay.

It's not gossip. It's more like--

You know how, sometimes, things aren't exactly what we think?

Like, maybe we call this place, "Pittsburgh,"

but in reality, it's actually something else?

- Boo! - Boo! - Boo!

- Witch: Hiss! Hiss! - Well, well, Hedgehog.

I never would have taken you for a snob.

So we're half a mile over the city line.

So what?

Pittsburgh is in our hearts.

Not on a map.[ Indistinct chatter ]

No, that's not what I meant.

Listen, please!

I'm trying to tell you that this is all kind of--

Well, it's like you're living in a very nice bubble.

She's right.

We've all been so absorbed in our coven

it's like we're closed off from reality--

or like Hedgehog says, we're in a "bubble."

Uh, that's cool, but I'm actually being pretty literal.

Uh--Very well.

We'll start a community outreach program.

I nominate Hedgehog to be - our Committee Chairwitch. - So hot...

Need air...

[ Indistinct chatter ]

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Ugh! It's not real!

What the heck is he talking about?

Hags! Everything here is fake!

Uh, e-even the snow is fake.

And I'll prove it!

Witch: What the heck is he doing?!

Wait, the snow. He's melting everything.

[ Gasps ] It's...

it's a giant plug!

You've been living... [ Panting ]

...in a snow globe...

of Pittsburgh.

[ Splat! ]

[ Groans ] Hey, Hedge.

I'm sorry I couldn't hold it in.

Did I shatter the witches?

Actually, they're great.

Yeah, someone should have come in here

and told us ages ago.

I was so sure I was magicking us

to the real Pittsburgh.

That's on me.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Let's get outta here!

Hedgehog?

♪

- Whoa! - Whoa! - Whoa!

Clean up on Aisle 3.

[ Ding! ]

[ Poof! ]

Wow, back on the island after all this time.

Well, technically, you never left.

True.

We're back!

Suze? No hello?

No goodbye, no hello.

Same old Susie.

We'll just see ourselves out now.

Hedgehog, you stay.

Witches-only sleepover.

We have an 8:00 A.M. story hour, so I need

all of you well-rested.

Bedtime in 15.

Oscar, wait. I'm worried.

A witches' sleepover is way too exciting.

What if I'm too jazzed to sleep, and then I stay up all night,

and then I sleep through the story,

and then I miss it, and--

Hedge, normally, I find your overthinking endearing,

but today, all it achieved was me getting heatstroke.

I'm gonna need you just to take the win on this one.

[ Inhales deeply ] Yep. Yep.

♪

There's nine witches in here? That's creepy.

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