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♪ Magic is real here ♪

♪ Far away from home ♪

♪ Anything can happen ♪

♪ When witches make the rules ♪

♪ Monsters are cool ♪

♪ The moon is our friend ♪

♪ I want to stay with you ♪

♪ On Summer Camp Island ♪

♪

Susie keeps saying, "It's fine, it's fine, it's fine,"

but it's a tornado swirling in her neck, Doctor.

Have you got any elixirs or potions or...

or anything that might help?

Yeah, I'm afraid I can't help you.

What I can do is refer you to a specialist.

Is this the moon?

The moon's butt, actually.

The Miracle Rabbit lives there.

He's the go-to guy for this freaky immortal stuff.

Miracle Rabbit.

I'll take your word for it.

And, uh, bring a "not stuck in frozen time person."

The Miracle Rabbit's been stuck up there for centuries.

He likes to hear about modern life.

I know just the one!

♪

Wow, so he just lives on the Moon?

All by himself?

Whoa!

It is quite remote, isn't it?

[ Grunts ]

He must be an INTJ.

They like to stick to themselves.

My mom always said the moon is made of labneh,

yet here we are, and not a dollop in sight.

What do you think the moon's made out of, Ramona?

Hmm... poisonous dust?

Huh... I love that for the Moon.

Whoa! Oh, my!

The Moon's butt has a mansion on it!

Quite beautiful, really.

Oh!

So, uh, I just...

[ Bell rings ]

[ Bell echoing ]

♪

Who rings the castle bell?

Hello there!

I believe the owner is expecting us.

Is he?

First, what news from Earth?

Oscar!

Modern day Earth expert coming through.

Uh, I'll give you a taste--

everybody's got a robot pet

that you keep on your keychain.

Mine died 'cause I put it through the wash.

Hm...

acceptable.

♪

Welcome!

Oh! So you're the Miracle Rabbit?

At your service.

My apologies for my doorman.

Have you come all this way just to see little ol' me?

Well, more importantly,

we came all this way for that special potion.

Of course.

I've got your potion right here.

Oh, yes. That's it!

But what's the rush?

You've come all this way.

I insist you stay for dinner.

Uh... just one moment.

Oscar, I don't know about this.

Come on, Ramona, I feel kinda bad for him.

You said he's been by himself for centuries.

I bet he's really lonely.

Fine.

Dinner, then we get the potion, then we're out.

We'd love to!

Perfect.

Your presence is requested in the dining hall.

Here we go.

♪

So they'll charge you two smackerooneys-- two!--

if you forget to rewind the video before you return it,

which is more than a little crazy,

considering the rental itself

costs a $1.99 at Garden Video.

Fascinating, Oscar! [ Chuckles ]

Oh, you are a cascade of information.

I-I can't get enough.

Oh, stop.

I'm off to check on dinner.

Oh?

Looks like somebody's got their eyes on the prize.

Ramona, look where we are.

Stop and smell the dust.

Agreed.

It may be poisonous, but you do get used to it.

This rabbit has weird energy.

[ Tray rattling ]

[ Gasps ] And who might you be?

[ French accent ] The sous chef, of course.

And now, I bring you the appetizer--

a delicious green cheese made only on the Moon.

Very exclusive.

Whoa, fancy!

Yes, living here is a chef's dream.

Only the finest for the Miracle Rabbit's guests.

Yes, very impressive.

Um, how long do these dinners usually go?

The master of the house will know.

I will go get him.

Man, I'm having the time of my life.

He's maybe trying a little too hard,

but I can relate.

Ah!

I leave for one second, and the food arrives.

That sous chef is a fascinatin' chap, no?

He's always going on about how much he loves it here.

He never wants to leave! [ Chuckles ]

It's a bit much, honestly.

Hm? Not a green cheese fan?

Ah!

Delicious.

I'm stuffed.

Shall I, um, relieve you of that potion now?

Actually, you shan't.

But hear a tale of bravery,

cunning, and wit, you shall!

Now please, sit.

Pace yourself, Madame.

We have 18 sumptuous courses to go.

Now, if you would direct your attention

to The Wall of No Regrets.

Friendship, my friends,

has always been the biggest thing there is.

It existed before the earth,

before the stars, even before opera.

And it was fun to be friends.

But friendship was scary without time to measure it by.

Without markers to map a friendship's progress

or show off its remarkable length,

friendship became exhausting, and ultimately meaningless.

So friendship created time.

And what a friend to friendship time became.

Time gave structure to friendship, meaning.

Now friendship could boast about how long it had lasted.

Now friendship had beautiful memories to look back on,

but time also made friendship finite.

Some mortals couldn't handle the pain.

Some mortals devoted their life to cheating time

so that friendship could last forever,

but some mortals couldn't convince anyone to join him.

They liked the meaning that Time gave to friendship,

and so they left him all alone.

And when Time learned what some mortals had done,

Time set out to stop him from spreading his gift,

for Time hates a cheat.

And so our hero fled, all alone,

to the cold dark side of the moon.

And Time?

Time never did catch up with him.

Say what you will about loopholes and rabbits,

but you couldn't tie your shoes without them.

Oscar: That's so sad.

To lose all your friends.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

Sad?!

That was a story about me being smart.

Um... oh.

Uh...

[ Knocking on table ] Oh!

Oh, that must be the plumber.

I completely forgot I called him.

[ Chuckles nervously ] If you'll excuse me.

- That was weird. - Hey.

Oh, don't let me interrupt your fancy dinner party.

Just got called over to fix some leaky pipes.

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Oh, boy, you two are lucky.

Being friends with the Miracle Rabbit!

Oh, I'd give anything to stay here,

but I'm just a lowly tradesman.

He said leaky pipes.

I'm gonna go find the restroom.

Hurry back, Osc.

Got a lot of courses to get through.

♪

Aah!

I'm so sorry!

Phew.

♪

Sorry! I'm not normally this rude!

Don't these have locks?

♪

Just a minute.

♪

I'm really sorry.

I didn't realize Miracle Rabbit had other guests.

Oh.

He's a... very gracious host.

No complaints!

Oh, would you look at that?

I almost walked out with my 1940s magazine.

You should check it out while you're in there.

I recommend the word search.

♪

[ Gasps ]

"Get out now"?

"Dessert bad.

If you eat, you will never leave".

[ Gasps ]

Miracle Rabbit: Dessert is served.

[ Grunts ] Ramona!

Ugh, I'm so full.

Okay, Ramona, do it for Susie.

[ Groans ]

Was is right or left?

Mm.

On my new suit.

Steady...

Oh! Oscar! What are you doing?

Uh, I clogged up the toilet. We need the plumber.

Oh! So you liked the plumber, eh?

I'm sure he's still around here somewhere.

He shouldn't be too difficult to find.

You were right the whole time.

Sometimes, I'm too accepting!

If we eat the dessert, we'll be trapped here forever.

We gotta go! Yes.

100%.

[ Both panting ]

Oscar, the exit!

[ Grunts ]

Hurry!

Looking for this?

Yeah, perfect. Thank you, butler.

No, I was being sinister.

This is going to blow your minds,

but it's me, Miracle Rabbit!

Now, finish your dessert.

Okay, look, if you let Ramona go,

I'll stay and be your friend.

Oscar?

Susie needs you, Ramona.

Miracle Rabbit, I promise I will tell you

everything an 11-year-old knows about the '60s,

'70s, '80s, and todays.

Y-You're offering me your friendship voluntarily.

I-I accept.

Uh, Frozen-Time lady, you can go.

Huh?

Way number 27 to trap your guy.

Ah!

[ Groans ]

Run!

♪

1969.

The Miracle Mets win the World Series.

Miracle Mets?

I like the sound of them.

But you should go with your friends.

Well, okay.

Wait, a parting gift.

Listen close, friend-- time preserves magic.

Now go!

You wanna get out of frozen time,

come back to my planet?

Thanks, but I have to get this potion back to Susie.

What about you, bathroom boy?

You wanna come back to my place?

Actually... that sounds really nice.

♪

♪

Just a minute!

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