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Traffic was up on the weekend, let's keep the momentum going.

We are... Woman.

Woman. Woman?

We go live next week.

It'll be a cheap invitation.

Cheap? No, no, they've spent millions.

I'm Evelyn, Alex's mum.

Yeah, I know.

Sexy little minx, isn't she?

You've overextended.

Well, I'm trying to find an investor.

Your personal expenses are too high.

I've decided to let the apartment go. Oh, great.

A troll who attacks me on my own site.

My competition's launching. I'm in financial shit and I clearly need help

regulating my emotions. Competition is great if it motivates.

Let it fire you up.

My love has no beginning, my love has no end.

No frontal back and my love won't bend.

I'm in the middle,

lost in spin.

Loving you.

And you don't know, you don't know, you don't know.

Mom, she wore my soccer boots again, left them outside, and now they're all

and muddy. Okay, well, he used my deodorant and he left hair on it. Lunch

the fridge. It was my deodorant.

Royal pop star from New Zealand.

Mom, the butt is hard.

Can you come help, please?

Morning.

What are you doing here? Where's my blazer?

Jenny hasn't had time to do my washing. She does your washing. I feel like I'm

playing hide and seek with your own objects. Mum, when will you be able to

up my retainers? My teeth are going to go wonky again.

Can you just look?

Okay, can you look myself?

Who put an empty bottle of milk in the fridge?

Wasn't me. Wasn't me.

Oh,

me then, was it?

Under the table. I wonder who put it there.

Ew, that's disgusting, Mum. I drank out of that. It'll be alright.

Okay. Will you pick me up from Cadet? Everyone just pipe down.

Tell me a New Zealand pop star. Addy, let's go. I'm leaving.

Yeah, I know. I know.

Can Viv sleep over tomorrow night? And it's Lord.

Well, can she?

Can who? What?

When? Viv sleep over tomorrow night.

Where? How?

In your bed?

On the trundle.

So what? It's no big deal, Mum.

Oh.

This is the hormonal teenage boy.

Thank you.

See you after school.

I think it's time that we name our meeting rooms.

Inspiring women.

I think it'll be a really good talking point for when the clients come in.

Thankful. Khloe Kardashian?

No.

Kim? No.

Chloe Sevigny. No.

Malala for the boardroom.

Malala. Frida Kahlo.

No, Paul. Why? The accident.

What? A handrail literally went through her vagina, Paul. Well, that's even more

inspirational. Jane Goodall.

Jane Goodall.

Daenerys Targaryen? No, guys.

Real women.

Fina the warrior princess.

That is not real.

To you.

Daenerys Targaryen. Whoa, don't come at me. Chill out.

Gaga. No, I don't think there should be celebrities. That feels different to

someone who was literally shot in the face while campaigning for girls'

education.

She's right.

She's always right.

Um. Green Gables. Frank.

Hathaway. Well, it has to be Frank.

Please be Frank. Kind of a missed opportunity that Hathaway never played

right? Like, Princess Diaries of Anne Frank. That's a disgusting idea. It's

insensitive. We need some more law call.

Yes, Penny.

An inspiring Australian woman.

Jemaine Greer. Jemaine Greer.

Didn't she tell us to drink our own menstrual blood? We made that

I think.

I still don't get it.

I liked it when she told us that ogling young boys is feminist.

I had a free cup. What was she painting?

Just so I'm clear, you're feeling undervalued and

overworked.

But you've only been here a month.

Paul had to pitch Ask Adam 20 times before I approved it.

I'm always ignored.

Do you really think it's okay to come in at 11am?

Because I need you to up the pace a bit.

You're not in a magazine anymore. Things are really hectic for me right now,

Evelyn. Are they?

Yeah.

Jeet would give her right arm to be at the top of the leaderboard.

I think I need to take a few days off for my mental health and my chronic

fatigue.

Right. Oh, guys, it's light.

Good.

Pen, you're on duty.

I love that. What are you guys looking at?

Oh, boy.

No, no, no, no, no.

You're still very raw.

I can see it in your face.

Oh, no, no. I have one of those plasma facials.

I'm fine.

Competition can be clarifying, you know?

The Liberal Party only has eight female politicians. It's not good enough. A bit

worthy, but true.

I'm a lesbian, and no, I don't want your questions.

We should be doing more with lesbians.

What to wear hair to your wedding as a feminist?

What is a cute word thing?

A bit weak.

I wonder if they'll have their own sweet Jane.

I think she's a Eve Life exclusive.

Guy! Guy!

Let's set up a screen for the full moon homepage.

Be good for the writers to know what they're doing every minute of every day.

Out here then?

In my office.

No, no, in yours.

How do you go viral as known as how to say your name?

That's what we have that they just don't. A sense of humour.

I was being serious.

Ev, how much longer will I be expected to do my job, as well as Christine's

as well as provide the moral support that Boris wants did?

Boris the dog?

Yeah, and I'm super busy with my Ask Adam column. Which I agreed to, as long

it didn't impact your real work. It is real work. Also, can you please tell

I definitely do have a girlfriend. Oh, and Alex has a girlfriend, not you too.

Yeah, and with that comes certain needs, yeah?

Like, she wants me home by six.

Six.

That's a red flag, Paul.

Soon she won't want you to work at all. She has actually mentioned that.

Yeah. She said she wants me nice and tender like veal.

Yuck.

The point is we need to replace Christine.

Yeah, I have another meeting this afternoon with a potential investor.

If we can get this one across the line, we'll hire someone. Okay?

Actually, maybe you should come to this one with me.

I do value your opinion.

And your note -taking ability.

My girlfriend likes it about me too.

She's a Virgo.

Right, her name's Margaret O 'Connell.

I met her at the Women in Business breakfast. Oh, not the multitasker who

coffee on her virgin meal.

Apparently she's into women, as in female companies.

She sits on ten boards, she's mad about the environment, and she believes in

climate change.

We all believe in climate change.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

A massive environmentalist.

Paper towel in the kitchen.

Wants to stop.

I do.

Wish I had the confidence to greet visitors like that.

Yeah, she looks like a beautiful middle -aged mermaid.

Brave too.

I hear there are hundreds of bull sharks in the harbour.

Wow.

Evelyn Jo.

Hi. Oh, Margaret, it's lovely to see you again. Oh, and you.

Oh, dear, you're a tough woman to get a hold of.

And this must be Paul. Yes, enchante.

It's a pleasure.

I'm the head of... sales at Eve Life and we are just such big fans of you and

all the work you do with the marine conservation.

I hear you love climate change. Well, not love it.

I appreciate you. Yes, you as well.

Thanks for coming to me.

So sorry about this. I lost track of time.

You would not believe the shit out there. Oh, wow.

You need to get in and take a look for yourself.

Grab a wetsuit from the boat app.

Oh, not me.

I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection.

But Paul will jump in.

Um, I get ear infections. I would need plugs and, um, I hear this bull shark.

The only predator out there at the moment is Plasti.

Oh, and Gary, who, you know, got very big teeth, but he's harmless.

Just don't frighten him.

You're getting in.

So, Eve Life, tell me everything. I'd love to get a sense of who you are as a

company. I've seen you on TV, of course, and read some articles.

We reach about a quarter of a million women each month.

Our core demographic is women 28 to 50.

I mean, who are you?

What do you care about?

I care about making the world a better place for women.

which includes cleaner oceans.

But, you know, since the dawn of time, or at least since Genesis, women's

lives... Enough of the waffly sales, Evelyn. Come on, Genesis.

I've been onto the site, seen some of your posts.

One on the Gulf oil spill jumped out, but how are you different from other

sites? We want women to feel seen,

heard, and understood.

We're not the place to learn the news, but we are the place for women to know

how to feel about it.

That's something I understand.

Why don't you come into the office and meet Cheat?

She's the one that did the thing on the oil.

He stopped moving.

What did you see?

A chip packet.

Where?

Salt and vinegar?

No, where, Paul?

Not what flavour.

By the rocks.

Go and get it.

I saw Gary.

Looks expensive.

God. Would you read that?

Fuck no.

Looks like a dog's breakfast.

Hate the font, hate the colour.

It's all gloss, no substance.

Keep going, this is helping.

Your first competitor.

You should feel proud you're a pioneer.

Officially. Way to make me feel old. Kids already think I'm out of touch.

Hey, did I tell you that Alex wants Vivian to stay over?

And? No.

Too young to be a grandmother.

Still have regular cycles.

The perfect chance to show that you're not out of touch.

Say yes.

I've got to go.

Finally, I have found a show that Daniel and I can watch together.

Let me guess.

Game of Thrones.

Yep. All right. Bye.

Bye.

11th colour pin.

11th colour pin.

Great on your own.

Hair. Let it soak in. Style it before you go to bed.

Bob's your auntie.

I'm never washing my hair in water again.

Well, dry shampoo is a revelation, but it's changed your life.

Let's not upset the wet shampoo clients, shall we?

Just pull back on it a tad.

Jeet, we've got a story on shark nets.

I'm not feeling well.

No, I have a middle ear infection.

I told you I need earplugs. Sorry, I thought only kids got ear infections

swimming. No, my doctor said that I have the ear canals of a seven -year -old.

Oh, that's sweet.

Are we pro or against?

Against? I mean, who's a massive nethead?

Swimmers. Well, they have ocean pools.

I pitched something on biodiversity months ago and you rejected it because

said it was boring and not relevant to the average woman.

You made me write about Lindsay Lohan's fake tan debt. I had to do the math on

how many fake tans. 40 grand.

That was a great story, Jeet.

Women care now.

I mean, more importantly, Margaret cares. And if Margaret cares, we care.

Find a feature image of a baby seahorse stuck in a net.

Women love horses.

Shouldn't be too much of a stretch to make them care.

traffic yet?

I've been monitoring engagement across socials. Likes, comments and shares are

all high, which is a good indicator of strong website traffic.

Fuck. From the look of their avatars, their young millennials, they'll give

anything a go.

Except hard work and cow's milk.

Well, what about her?

Would you read that?

Why everyone I know needs a personality upgrade.

Nah, absolutely not.

I don't believe in personality.

Do you think that Eve Life is just for angry old women?

Angry old white women?

Sorry, Evelyn.

The images on our site say a lot about who we are.

They're stock images from iFix, and iFix think all women look like Kate with a

C, except Hotter. With a beaming smile that says, I just enjoyed a call on

Flynn. We need a new image library.

One of our own, with real women.

Eve Life readers.

Paul, organise a photo shoot and find a client to pay for it.

Opal, what do your people care about?

My people?

Young, cool people.

Oh, of course.

Well, currently debating if liking another girl's photo on Instagram

cheating. Dom did it, now everyone thinks I should break up with him.

Write that.

Put your faith to it.

Close up.

Shocked expression.

Sad and betrayed.

Good.

Good. Good.

Any update from Margaret?

She shared Jeet's piece on Sharknets, which is a good sign.

You going to start interviewing?

No. Not until I get a signed contract.

Pardon?

Not until I have a signed contract.

Then it's a yell.

Anyway, you...

You've changed.

Fortune savours the brave, but being brave has cost me a fortune.

Well, I've got a stack of applications.

Should we start? No, none of that.

I'll know when I see it.

Just like with you.

Christine hired me.

Oh.

It's good, darling.

It's a little bit repetitive in the first three or four paragraphs.

Oh, Evelyn.

I've been reading Eve last.

Really? Yeah.

What do you think?

I really like Opal. I feel like my best friend.

You're not the only one.

Yeah, I really liked her breakdown of sex on her period and her thing on

fetishes. Yeah, well,

that's inappropriate.

Turn around. I mean, I could tell you about my friend's fetishes. Oh, no

Come on, let's study.

Look, it's not my thing, but... Cake sitting, feather plate.

No, no, no, I'm thrilled that I don't understand either of those things.

Viv, come on, let's go. So what are you writing now?

Nothing. Come on, what's the latest seething feminist discourse? Five ways

work leftovers into a new meal.

Okay, come on, let's go, Viv.

She's so cool.

Is she?

What's happened?

I let Vivian stay over.

He emotionally manipulated me.

John, I can hear them doing things.

I can feel it.

You can feel it? Yeah, I can hear it too. Listen.

The only thing I can hear is you hyperventilating.

That's her!

Oh, it might be the dog too.

So what do you want me to do from here? You want me to drive over?

Bowl? Homemade minestrone.

Never cooks for me.

Look, just go in there and tell them to go to bed. You're in charge, remember?

You've given him the talk, haven't you?

No, of course not. That's what Google's for. Google doesn't get embarrassed.

Getting a dose of your own medicine, Ev?

She was a frisky teenager.

Fuck off.

Sorry. Shit.

What? What's happened now? Finn's collar's missing.

She was talking about fetishes this afternoon.

Fake sitting.

What is that?

Make a good coffee.

How did you sleep?

Good. Yeah, I crashed out eventually.

Oh, relax, I'm on the pill.

For my skin, Evelyn.

I'm joking.

I would never go on the pill for contraception. I mean, why is it always

woman's responsibility?

Finn?

Finn?

What were you doing with that?

He doesn't need that pressure around his neck when he's at home.

Imagine sleeping with something applying constant pressure to your body.

What you're describing is essentially a way to blanket.

People pay a lot of money for that.

You're funny, Evelyn.

I just think boundaries make dogs feel protected and safe.

What? You don't have to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable.

Gross. You've got your whole life ahead of you, just a little boy.

have started their own parenting column.

I'm livid.

I wouldn't worry about them.

They wouldn't know a vagina prolapse if it slapped them in the face.

Okay, I think I get your point, but if that actually happened, I'm pretty sure

they'd figure it out. Yeah, come on.

What are you writing about?

Well, I left Storm in the bath the other day with the tap running.

Saw something on mother guilt.

Yeah, I know it well.

Oh, God, I didn't know.

Just... Make sure you include some notes from your man.

It's important to get the male perspective.

Who's that?

From a man.

A man.

Hey, are we going to have our morning meeting?

Yeah, I'm just doing it from here.

What are you writing about, Jeet?

Well, the Times have done something really incredible on rising sea levels.

I want something original.

What is it that's making you angry at the moment, Jeet?

I'm angry about rising sea levels.

And how do we make that meaningful to women?

Well, there'll be climate refugees, and half of them will be women.

Okay, go for it.

Okay, thanks, Evelyn.

Okay, best behavior, everyone.

This will be a really important part of it.

Oh, Penn, lose the coffee cup. We've got Margaret coming in.

My nippies are frozen. Can we leave them for heating on? Oh, not paper towels!

We have to stop.

Paul, put that in the mug.

I just don't want to see any plastic around.

Should we turn the lights off? I think we've got bigger problems than plastic.

The hypocrisy of the eco -millionaire.

Don't yell at me about coffee cups while boarding your private plane and living

in your mansions. Who the fuck approved that?

You did.

You told me to get angry.

I was thinking more plastic straws or literally anything else that wasn't

to financially doom the company.

How long's it been up? One hour.

Fuck. It's doing extremely well.

We need to talk about luxury consumption. Not that they, we don't.

been down a rabbit hole of pseudo -eco warriors who pick and choose their

for the class.

Jesus Christ.

No, I'm sick of millionaires who preach about climate change and sustainability

just to board on super yachts and fly private jets and build mega mansions

a double sink in every bathroom.

Hi, Margaret.

Hi. Come with me. Come into my office.

Well, it looks like you have a group of very young, hungry writers.

Too much idealism and collagen.

But that story was mostly about the Americans.

She does raise some valid points, but that kind of cynicism is not helpful to

the cause.

Is it cynicism?

I have some other concerns about your site.

You've got articles on wasteful, seasonal fashion, cooking stories with

and a paid... partnership with a disposable nappy brand, you ought to be

encouraging your readers to use cloth nappies. Oh.

Look, I'm starting to think this may not be a good fit.

You're right. We can do better.

Sorry to interrupt, but I need you to sign for this delivery of a prototype

pleasure machine.

It says urgent and weirdly do not use while driving.

Yeah. Volcano want a promotion before launch.

There's another overlooked source of microplastics.

Oh, no, they're silicon.

They're lovely and soft.

Seems a bit sad to have a clean, green planet if we can't have volcanic

eruptions in our under area.

Betty.

Betty.

That's a joke. She's just joking.

Well,

soon there won't be a planet there.

Have orgasms on.

That wasn't a joke.

If you want my investment, I'm going to have to ask you for a stronger stance on

the environment.

Moon cups instead of pads and tampons, natural cleaning products, zero waste

makeup and sustainable cooking ingredients.

We're a business.

We're not a not -for -profit.

Not by choice, anyway.

I can't invest in hypocrisy.

Do you have kids, Margaret?

Do you want my investment?

Yes, I wouldn't have asked for it if I didn't want it.

My business is at a point now where I can expand and grow with proper

And you do know how capitalism works.

Yes, thank you. But why should the mental load of climate change sit

upon women's shoulders?

Oh, it shouldn't. That's not what I'm saying.

But you expect women to buy cleaning products that are more expensive and

work, and at the same time be arms deep in shit -soaked cloth nappies.

I'm not going to use Eve Life to shame women for their choices. I'm just not

going to. That's not what we do here.

And sometimes women need toxic chemicals because kids make a fucking mess. And

sometimes we need microplastics to satisfy ourselves because men are mostly

useless at it.

I think you might be missing the point.

Maybe we did waste each other's time.

And speaking of waste, one less for landfill.

Someone!

Hello.

Evelyn. Oh, you look familiar.

Sorry, I'm not blazing it.

Yeah, I'm Erica.

I'm the librarian at Addie's school.

Oh!

Isis knew a new school initiative to get the books back.

Is Addie in trouble?

She dog -eared the pages.

Sorry, we all do that in this family.

Yeah, you shouldn't do that.

But no, it's not about the books.

Sorry, I thought this was John's night.

Isis, it's a work thing.

I must have got the days mixed up. Or he did, which is honestly unlike either of

us, but he did look frazzled today. I don't think he's sleeping well at your

mother's.

I'll give him a call and I'm sorry for disturbing you and say hi to the kids.

I'm still not following.

I was coming over to see John.

Yes, I heard that bit, but he's not here.

Can I help you?

He hasn't told you.

I will give him a call.

Come on girl, just give me an answer

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