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SIX IS NOT A CROWD

Look, when I was a child and I was about to turn,

I don't know, five or six years old,

I asked for a toy that was like a warrior dinosaur, okay?

But my parents didn't give that.

They gave me a skate

that wasn't really a skate, it was a trashy plastic board.

So I said, "What do I do with this?"

I wanted the soldier dinosaur. All my classmates wanted it, too.

It was my dream, it was trendy.

Anyway, like everything in life, I had the skate there so I used it.

I fell a few times.

And at some point I had forgotten

about the soldier dinosaur.

It's not that I don't care about your memories,

but I asked you if you had fun.

That's the point.

I'm telling you that because what just happened

was like getting a gift I wasn't expecting.

ORIGINAL FLAVOR

AND THEY ATE CLAMS, BELLS PEPPERS AND CHORIZOS

-You were awake. -I wasn't.

Did you have fun at the party yesterday?

I did at the beginning, but then it was a mess.

That's typical of a bachelor party. Where's Trini?

-Didn't she sleep with you? -No.

I left earlier.

She must be with Angie, call her.

-She doesn't answer. -She must be sleeping.

Relax.

Hey, is anything wrong?

No, nothing. Relax.

Go back to sleep.

-What time is it? -9 am.

-9 am? -Yes.

-What day is it today? -Sunday. Why?

The soccer game! No, they're going to kill me!

-What? -The guys are gonna kill me.

Who?

I play soccer on Sundays. I forgot. I had to set the alarm.

It was worth it, though. How did you sleep?

-I slept well. You? -Very well.

Can you tell Vero to send Lucas a message

so he can lend me the phone he doesn't use.

I don't have a phone, mine is broken. I can't call anyone.

-Yeah. -Thank you.

-We'll talk later. Bye. -But...

I'm sorry, I'm an animal.

We'll talk later.

-Hi. -Hi.

Is it too early for you to go shopping with me?

-What do you need? -Okay.

I'm texting with a really cute girl.

And she is asking for photos and I have nothing to wear.

Let's go, but you're inviting me something good for breakfast.

Anything you want, but hurry up, we have to leave now.

-Technically, she's allowed to do it. -Of course she is.

She can be with whoever she wants. Like you, like me. But a stripper?

Hey, stop. I was about to become a stripper.

Well, he can be a doctor, a taxi driver. The point is that he's a stranger.

She's going to answer soon.

We could look for her with the phone tracker.

I don't know what to say.

I know you think it's a toxic thing, but it's just once.

Let's see if she is with Angie and we calm down.

No, we can't. We can't invade her privacy.

If she is with someone, we have to trust her.

I trust her, but not the rest.

It's a particular issue of privacy versus safety.

And, by the way, we have to call if we're not going to come back.

-I never call. -But you're a big, brawny guy.

So?

We have to be able to take advantage of the technological resources.

Like when you get advertisement of what you need.

They invade your privacy to offer you what you need.

Yeah. How do they do that? I bought this because of it.

Okay, okay, okay.

Let's check if she's with Angie, and that's all.

Yeah, yeah.

Angie doesn't live here.

This is not Angie's address.

-One second, he's coming. -No!

-There he is! -Come on, man!

-Hurry up, bro. Come on. -What are you doing, man?

I'm sorry. Give me the armband.

-No, the armband is mine. -Trust me.

Tito, give me the armband. Trust me.

-Are you sure? -Yeah, I'm inspired.

-There. -Come on!

-It's a little tight. -Hurry up.

-Come on. -Let's go.

-Let's go! -Let's go, we can win this.

-Dami! -There it is!

Yeah, babe!

Out!

-Go on, go on, go on. -It was close.

Pass it. Good!

-Hit the ball! -Come on!

Hit the ball!

-No! -Come here!

-No! -Straight!

Good.

Come on, guys!

-Come on, nice! -You were unstoppable, Damián.

-Good, my man. -Who? Me?

-Yeah! -You fuck them standing.

-Very good, very good. -It was magical, you were inspired.

I think I know where that source of inspiration comes from.

-Yeah? Where from? -Yeah, because this boy

-didn't come home last night. -Please!

So whatever you did with Romina, do it again, because it works.

No, Romina? I'm not with Romina anymore.

-What? -Listen to me.

-Dami, Vero sent you this from Carolina. -Yeah, the phone.

-Here. -No! Don't do that,

-that's how I broke the last one. -It's not a big deal.

Wait. Aren't you with Romina anymore? Are you with Caro? I didn't understand.

I'm with Caro. I asked her to tell Vero

-to send me the phone, I broke mine. -With Caro? We did it.

-Come on, boy. -Yeah.

But if you are with Caro, you are also with the Mexican girl,

with... they are like...

-No, no. What are you saying? No. -No?

No. I'm with Caro. Just with her.

She’s with whoever she wants. It's her life.

You too, bro. You, too.

I mean, Caro wants to include you.

-You don't understand a thing. -No, she doesn't need to.

No, tell me you're gonna get more blowjobs.

-It's when two girls... -I know what that is.

So yesterday you got Mexican blowjobs?

What's wrong with you, fag?

Is there any other girl ready to give you more blowjobs?

Why don't you tell us about it? Just tell us!

No. Well, yesterday we had a threesome.

He just said it like that.

-He just blurted that out. -No, you animal!

-Come on, Dami, what? -Come on. Come on.

-Who was it? -You're an animal, bro.

-What a mystery. Come on. -You're my idol.

-Come on, tell us. -Come on!

Well, no...

-Who was it? Tell us. -I had a threesome with Caro and Gon...

Who?

-And Gonzalo. -What?

-Gonzalo? -Yeah, Gonzalo.

-The guy who came to play with us. -He's just a nobody. Gonzalo?

-What's wrong? -Nothing, he's a jerk.

-Why you got mad? -He came here, he acts as a friend,

and he brought me those shitty creams just to get laid with him.

It's not like that, man. What are you saying?

-What does it have to do with that? -Wait, Dami.

When you were there, did they stick you a phalange, a finger?

Wait, I'm sorry.

If one of them is a man and he sucks him off...

Is that a blowjob, too?

No, that's not a blowjob, that's a gay blowjob.

-Did he jerk you off in the kitchen? -Man, man...

You're all idiots.

Come on, we're asking you and you don't want to tell us.

-What's the deal? -No, no, no.

You both had sex with Carolina? We don't understand that.

That's enough! Leave him alone. He's mad.

I'm asking him because I'm interested.

I mean, if they don't have a sword fight,

it's fine, he's not gay.

-Stop it. -Did you touch each other?

Come on, man, go fuck yourself. Stay here lazing around.

-Come on, man. Dami! -Think whatever you want.

-Make up whatever you want. It's fine. -Dami, don't get mad, man.

He must have jerked him off in the kitchen.

But also, Argentinian leather is like...

No wonder why you had nothing to wear for the photos.

It's really cute, isn't it?

-How did you meet this girl? -On Fetichat.

It's an app for fetishists.

What do you say? Do you think I should've bought

the electro-shock ones? I wanted something discreet.

Well, we obviously have a different opinion

about what discreet means.

This is too much for me.

You know what I think is too much? Gonzalo and Damián in the same bed.

-You were right. -Yeah. I'm always right.

-About what, though? -About Damián.

As soon as I met him, I was afraid of falling in love with him

and I blamed him for everything.

But I'm glad the drama is finally over.

And I am glad to see this Carolina, like she's not afraid of anything.

Wearing that harness.

Do you need to buy anything else?

I don't know.

I can imagine the warm wax

dripping from your chest to your nipple.

No, no, miss!

I'm sorry.

-Wrong voice message. -No worries.

I think I need wax.

RECONNECT USER?

RODRIGO NEW VOICE MESSAGE

PEDRO NEW MESSAGE LUCAS NEW MESSAGE

I think she's here.

Is there any doorbell? Anything?

-Stop! -But you wanted to ring the doorbell!

Yeah, but...

Let's call the police. Okay?

-What? -Let's call the police.

I think I'm with a superhero.

-I can't believe it. -Trini?

-Trinidad, my God! -Trini!

-Trini! -Trini!

Trini!

Trini!

Stop right there!

What are you looking for?

Robert...

Gay friend?

Yeah, the gay friend!

One of the girls is inside.

Carlos Alberto is inside.

Who?

-I should've kissed Angie. -What?

Trini and I kissed in the middle of the bachelor party

and then Trini asked me to pretend I was drunk,

so I got mad and left.

I thought I didn't need social recognition.

Why didn't you say anything before?

Because you were going to tell Trini and I don't want to pressure her.

I love you both.

What the three of us have works so well

that I didn't want to ruin it asking for a label

of what society demands.

I was insecure, hypocrite.

Trini is with a stripper who may be a psycho.

Maxi?

I know him, he's wonderful.

He works with me since long ago.

He left with your friend yesterday.

Why don't you call him? See if he's with her.

If you say he's wonderful, then he is, okay?

But it's past noon and we don't know anything about her.

Maybe we're saving her life. That's not toxic.

Can you call Maxi?

-Here he is. Maxi Toronja. -Thanks.

Maximus? How are you doing? This is Gonzalo.

I'm looking for Trini. Is she with you?

There.

Yes. There.

Open up.

Why did you have to dress like that. You're distracting me.

It helps me to create the mood for the shoot.

Straighten up. Go.

Pain. Pain in the eyes.

Yeah!

There. Yeah, there.

I love it.

I love it. I love it. Go on.

Dami... or Damo,

I'm not sure how do you want us to call you from now on.

Dude, you can't leave like that.

You have to understand that this is a lot.

Hi, Dami, how are you? I hope you're fine.

You know, I was thinking about us and I messed it up...

Straighten up. There.

Yes, yes, yes.

No, no, no.

There! Yes, yes!

All right, you like this.

But you're you and I am me

and I think we both want different things.

It makes no sense turning our lives upside down

just for a good fuck.

Are we waiting for someone?

Not that I'm aware of.

I'll go.

I think I can't and I won't force myself

to have a monogamous relationship.

Hi.

I don't think I could do that.

So I wanted to send you a big kiss and thank you for having met you.

I hope you're okay. Big kiss.

I forgot I sent you that message.

How can you forget about something like this?

I was actually apologizing.

What I was saying wasn't that important.

Why are you dressed like that?

It doesn't matter. What am I doing here after all of this?

-Why don't you come in? -No, you're right.

It's not important,

but I can't change my life for a good fuck and weird things.

-No. I'd better go. -Where?

-I'm leaving. -Dami!

What happened. Who was it?

Dami.

I think it's over.

Gon?

What's wrong?

Untie yourself, now.

I know there is a protocol, but we need to see her.

What's your relationship with the patient?

-I'm his boyfriend. -I'm his boyfriend.

He's her boyfriend, I'm her friend.

No, no way. We both are her boyfriends.

We are a non-hierarchical throuple.

That means that no relationship is more important than the other.

The patient was admitted vomiting and she was dehydrated,

-but she's fine now. -She's fine.

-Is she okay? -She's stable.

-We can't come in. -No, you can't come in

-because of the protocol, guys. -Well, thank you very much.

-Because of the protocol, that's insane. -Well, thank you.

I LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU ARE A LITTLE GAY

He's coming.

He's coming, he's coming. Dami is coming, come on.

I LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU ARE A LITTLE GAY

Did you see it?

Did you see the colorful and special letters I made for you?

Dami?

I'm not in the mood.

Man, I'm sorry. You didn't let me speak before, but...

it's okay if you're gay now.

Or polyamorous. Or you have ten girlfriends.

-Or boyfriends. -Or boyfriends.

We're your friends and we love you. It's fine.

I appreciate it, but...

It's over. What Carolina and I have doesn't make sense.

She's one thing and I'm another.

No matter how hard I try, I won't change.

I won't be able to change.

We're getting back to the way we used to be. That's it.

No, no, man, really.

I can't play dumb, I can't go back.

It's just that...

-I'm curious about my butt. -What?

I'm curious about my butt. Vero started to...

to drive around the skin roundabout and...

well, I rejected her at the beginning, but...

I don't know if you know this toy, the clitoris-sucking vibrator.

Well, she brought that, but she used it on me, on my body.

But you don't have a clitoris.

-No, man. What are you saying? -No, no, it's fine.

I didn't understand where...

Anyway, she started getting close to my butt,

but not getting inside of it.

Not getting inside of it.

But she flirted with that and it was cool, really.

I asked you about that, Gonzalo, because I was curious,

not because I wanted to piss you off. Okay?

I got to a point where I can't... I don't want to go back, dude. I can't.

I'm sorry, but if a girl sticks you a finger in the butt,

it's not a gay thing.

Where did you read that?

I kissed Gonzalo.

Come on, enough.

When?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, Dami, you weren't the problem, Gonzalo was.

I got jealous, I don't know.

I don't know if I'm gay, bisexual or what the hell...

That's gay.

I love chicken!

But it's impossible to eat with you.

I feel judged.

I went to the restaurant that opened near my house the other day.

And I ordered a chicken wrap and caramelized tomatoes and arugula.

-So delicious. -It was amazing.

Carolina is your chicken, Dami.

That's cute.

-Poetic. -Yeah.

Damián, do you know what happened to Trini?

Gonzalo sent me a message saying she's at the hospital.

He wants me to help him.

Yeah, I'm texting with Gonzalo.

-Let's go. -Let's go, come on.

Yeah, come on.

Who is Trini?

I'm just texting. It's not that I'm...

Stop worrying about that!

I'm not sexting, okay? I'm not sending...

No, it's fine.

How much longer are you going to see me as Trinidad's boyfriend?

I don't know, I've always been her friend and...

-I knew you as her boyfriend. -I'm your boyfriend, too.

Every time you reject this relationship, you're also rejecting me.

You're right. Forgive me.

Silly man.

Trinidad Conesa Larrande.

Are you friends with Conesa Larrande's boyfriends?

Yeah.

The patient was transferred to a room because of her delicate state.

-What number? -366.

-Where is that? -Walk down this corridor to the left

-and then the first door. -Thanks.

-My princess. -Guys.

Girl, you scared us.

-You're really comfortable here. -Yeah.

My parents still pay for my medical insurance.

What happened to you? They really scared us.

It wasn't a big deal. I'm great.

I still have a hangover, but...

No, wait, what did I miss?

I met an amazing girl, you don't know...

-It's fine, hun, you'll show her later. -Show me.

Trini, I was an idiot.

I pressured you and I shouldn't have.

You have to do what you want whenever you want.

No, honey, you're not...

-Well, we're both idiots. -Yeah.

It's not a big deal.

Trinidad, honey!

What happened, my goodness.

Come on.

Later.

Yeah. I'll see you soon.

-Did you call them? -No, no.

You know you have to take your makeup off

-before going to bed, honey. -Yes.

Don't you have oil or something to clean her face?

Marga, I left in a hurry, so...

No, that's enough, Lautaro. Enough.

Mom, stop touching me. Don't touch me, enough!

Enough. Let's stop the pretense.

-Are you okay? -No.

I'm not okay. I don't wanna lie anymore.

That's it.

Mom, Dad...

Lautaro is my boyfriend.

Yeah.

-What? -Yeah.

But...

What about Gonzalo, then?

Gonzalo is my boyfriend, too.

Gonzalo, Lautaro and I, the three of us, are a throuple.

-What? -What?

A throuple.

Throuple? What's a throuple?

-I don't know, it must be an app. -Well.

A throuple. Can anybody explain it to them? Caro?

-A throuple. -What?

-Sir, you can't go in there! -I'm Dr. Eriberto Acosta.

-They're with me. -Eriberto.

EXIT

I don't know what they gave you here, but you're high.

You’re obviously talking nonsense.

You don't know what else to do to make a scene.

This is hardly the time or place to talk about this.

Look, darling, keep out of this, you also lied to us.

-Excuse me, Mom? -You know I've always loved you

and I've accepted you just the way you are.

Thanks, lovely.

I always considered myself a modern and tolerant woman.

I thought you were the bad influence, Gonzalo.

-Me? -Mom, please,

you think you're a modern woman, you think you know everything. No.

No, somebody tells her. You're a dinosaur.

-You two are dinosaurs. -How can you call me that?

-Yeah. Please, Mom. -I'm asking you to...

-You think you're a modern woman? -You're an ungrateful girl.

So many years spending on your education and you tell me this. Dammit.

-You don't give a damn. -Do you want me to tell them? Modern?

No, no, no. Avoid the details, Trinidad.

Stop yelling at your mother and behaving as a spoiled brat.

You have to choose one of them.

-That's it. -What are you saying, Dad? No.

I don't know how to choose. I will never choose. No, I can't.

Honey, your dad is right.

We'll always love you,

but the world won't understand you.

The world is already created, don't come up with those weird things.

You know what?

That way of seeing life is why people can't be happy.

That world that you talk about starts with you.

And you.

And you, Lauti.

With Rodri, who's eating a sausage now.

Even with you, Tito. And with me, too.

He's in a throuple, too?

We are the ones with the prejudice.

And we have to take responsibility for that.

-What about these hooligans? -What hooligans?

Cool Boys Football Club. Okay?

Dr. Acosta. Nice to meet you.

The person you see there is Trini.

And this is the life she chose.

If you like it, great.

If you don't. There is the door.

-Here. -Yeah.

Is that right, honey?

Do you agree with that boy's ultimatum?

Leave, Mom. Come on.

Bye.

Damo, you turned me on.

-Excuse me. Excuse me. How are you? -Doctor.

Can you give me a moment with the patient, please?

-Yeah. -Yeah.

-Let's go. -Come on.

-Well... -Excuse me. One second.

Caro. Caro.

Go. Go!

No, I won't leave you alone. No.

I'm perfect. Go, silly.

Go!

-Keep going. -Well...

-I'm sorry. I think I'm leaving, too. -Effectively...

Yeah, go.

-All right, then. -All right.

Effectively and fortunately

you just suffered a drop in blood pressure.

The lab analysis showed perfectly normal parameters

for a woman in your condition.

What condition?

You feel your heart gets bigger. I have a huge heart.

In fact, can you check me on? I felt something...

Come. Come here.

I'm going to check my prostate.

Dr. Steve Catalán, go to room 11.

Is everything okay?

I felt it and I had to take it out.

-I felt it... -Dami!

Do you want to hear a silly fact?

Always.

Did you know that checking your cholesterol regularly

significantly reduces the risk of heart disease?

CHECKING YOUR CHOLESTEROL REGULARLY

SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES THE RISK OF HEART DISEASE

I don't think that's a silly fact.

It's great being able to prevent a heart attack.

Yeah. Heart attacks are not cool.

But it doesn't say there that the heart makes you do stupid things.

Right?

Let's stop beating around the bush, Dami.

You're right.

Last night, while you were sucking Gonzalo's dick

and I was biting his nipples,

I realized that I'm willing to do anything with you.

PRIVATE

I love you.

You do?

Yes.

We're having a new member at home.

You love me?

Dami?

Dami!

-A doctor, call a doctor! -I am a doctor!

THE END

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