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Original subtitles

SIX IS NOT A CROWD

Damián.

Damu.

Damián!

Damián.

Hi, little bean.

-What is it? -Hi.

Hi, little bean.

What a big mouth you have.

All the better to kiss me with.

And your skin is so soft. All the better to touch you with.

Was that your teenage fantasy?

-Wasn't it? -I don't know what you're talking about.

Wasn't it your first erection with the little red riding hood?

You were reading "The Little Red Riding Hood"

-and your buddy exploded? -What?

-Happy anniversary. -What?

-Anniversary? -It's been ten years, honey,

since we started dating.

-What? Ten years? -Yes, ten years.

Yes.

-What? -Ten years.

Ten years is nothing.

-Let's see this fruit. -No, no, I'm sleeping.

No!

-Damián. -What's this?

Happy anniversary, little bean.

Really?

Sweetheart.

ESCALATOR

It's obvious he doesn't want to be

in a monogamous relationship with Romina, but he still chose it.

He "chose" it. He doesn't dare to do other things

because that's what's stuck in his head.

Because he's a wimp.

He's a repressed man, like all monogamous people.

How can you be so sure he doesn't want to be with Romina?

Maybe he wants to be with Romina,

but he's sure he wants to be with me too.

I wouldn't put so much stock

in a love declaration from someone on drugs.

I'm not talking about the spectacle he made at the party.

I can tell when someone is hooked up, and Damián was hooked up.

But it doesn't make sense.

-It's like casting pearls before swine. -Now!

It's impossible to open a monogamous minds.

Because they think in plural, you know?

Because they dress the same.

They complete each other's sentences.

-They watch every series together. -Now!

We watch series too.

Get up!

It's different, Gonzalo.

They share food at restaurants.

Okay, let's focus on breathing.

Caro.

Nose, mouth.

Nose, mouth. Calm down, calm down.

-Relax. -Relax.

-Relax. -Okay.

-Let's go! -Let's go.

Monogamous people don't choose, you know?

They think they're choosing, but they're not.

They're following an order.

DAMIÁN MISSED CALL

-There, there. -That's it.

-Yes, there. -LUQUI, ARE YOU THERE?

-Lift it up a bit. -ANSWER ME, I'LL BE QUICK

-No, no. Don't answer, don't. -No, no, no.

-Please. -Easy, easy.

-There, there. -Focus.

That's it.

-That's it. -I love it.

Yes, yes?

PLEASE, IT'S URGENT

-That's it. -I love it.

I'm sorry, honey, it's Damián.

-He says it's urgent. -Okay.

-Okay? -Answer, answer, yes.

What's up, man?

-Are you okay? -No, I'm not okay.

Romina is celebrating our tenth anniversary.

Are you shaving?

-Yes, I'll turn it off. -No, no.

Don't stop. Don't.

Keep shaving. You have too much beard.

-Vero, hi. -Yes, Vero's here.

I don't understand. Ten years?

-What are you talking about? -I don't know.

She's counting the time we weren't together.

What? But is it retroactive?

-What? -It's like at the club.

When you stop going for a while, they let you pay the entire bill,

so you don't lose seniority.

Yes, I don't know. Something like that, I guess.

Do you want to be a lifetime with her?

What? I don't understand, Lucas. Speak clearly.

Nothing, man.

Spend the rest of your life with her.

-Yes. -Enjoy seeing her enjoy herself.

-No. -Be happy with her happiness.

No, you don't understand.

She's not my girlfriend. I don't want to be with her.

I didn't go back to her. I don't have to celebrate any anniversary.

We just had sex, nothing else. I don't know what she understood.

I don't know why she came out with the anniversary now.

Dami.

Dami, listen to me.

You know I don't...

Romina isn't my favorite person.

But...

you deluded her.

-Vero, I didn't. -You deluded her.

-What's my fault? -You deluded...

It was because of the brownies. I was on drugs.

Fine. Now take responsibility.

It was me, but I wasn't aware.

I don't know how it happened, but it did.

Take responsibility.

-Grow up. -I don't want this.

Okay.

I'll start.

-Shall I start hard? -Please.

-Yes, yes. -Yes, yes, yes.

It was your fault. You drugged me.

-What? -I didn't want to leave

the party with Romina, but you gave me those brownies.

I don't know what they had, but they had something.

I can imagine.

-That's why I did what I did. -No, no, no, asshole.

No, no. Not with me. Sorry.

Go and take accountability for your own decisions.

This is the second time I have been told this today.

-It's for a reason. Table three. -It's for a reason.

Let's see if you understand. Romina thinks we're back, Pato.

It's serious. It's a serious situation.

We're not back.

In fact, she's celebrating our tenth anniversary.

We've not been together ten years.

But she's counting retroactively.

Like when you go to a club and stop going,

and then when you come back you have to pay...

-You took the escalator. I get it. What? -What escalator?

The relationship escalator.

The steps to follow in all monogamous relationships

-to be successful. -What?

When you meet someone, then you date, you meet their friends,

their family, you get married, have kids, and then you break up

and you have to start over with a new person.

In your case, since you fell down the stairs,

you have to resume with the same person

from where you left off.

What? There's no going back?

That's how it is for you? Can't it be fixed?

If I had stayed in Mexico, I would've gotten married.

No.

No, because it wasn't my decision.

-It was what my family wanted. -Okay, sorry.

So I had to run away and...

I ended up finding myself.

I'm serious. I mean, you can choose.

You can always choose. Even if you don't choose,

you're still choosing.

Right now, I choose to be alone.

-Did you argue with Caro? -No, asshole. I need you to leave.

-As you can see, I'm working. -Okay.

-I'm not a love doctor, you know? -Yes, yes, sorry.

-I'm sorry. You're right. -I didn't become that person in one day.

-It's okay, Pato. -Yeah, bye. Yeah, go.

Red. What a dreadful dresscode.

Who thought of this?

Besides, don't my sister's friends know she doesn't like red?

That she looks bad, that any person looks bad in it.

That it's kitsch.

You look so cute, baby.

See?

I don't understand why I wasn't included in Angie's bachelorette party.

I'm going as a "gay friend."

No, honey. We've known you since you were a kid.

Angie loves you. You're like a brother.

If she knew what you did with your brother last night.

I saw you.

I heard you.

Friend, don't you have something red?

-They force me to wear red. -Don't go if you don't want to.

It's not that I don't want to go. I don't want to wear red.

See? There you go.

Another horrible monogamy ritual.

The bachelor party.

What's the point?

For the grooms and brides to expose themselves, have a bad time

and do things they'd never do on their own.

Listen, do you know what it's for?

So they don't suspect what comes next is much worse.

That's why they do it.

A bachelor party is stupid if what you want is to get married.

-She's having one of those days. -I'm not having any.

Monogamous people have one.

I'm free.

Listen, Caroline.

I think you're monophobic.

There's no such thing as being monophobic.

Being monogamous is the norm.

How can I be monophobic?

I have a lot of monogamous friends.

Caro, don't you have something red for me?

Come on, Romi. Stop it with the little red riding hood.

-Romina. -What?

Pedro? I thought you were Romi.

No, I saw her on the way out.

-What happened? -She said she'd see you tonight.

What's going on?

Natalia kicked me out of the house.

No, I can't believe it.

The party girl.

-Do you remember? -Yeah.

It turns out that she was a friend of one of Nati's co-workers.

Come on.

-Yeah. -Did she tell her?

Yes, I don't know.

These kind of girls are looking for me, man.

What a pain in the ass.

I'm very weak, man. I'm too carnal.

I'm very fragile.

What a bitch. It's unfair, man.

The girl from the kiosk, the girl from work,

the one from the lottery agency, they're all the same.

I don't get it. Do you tell them you're married?

No, but they know. They smell it.

The more married you are, the more they want you.

But you even take off your wedding ring

-when you go out with them. -They smell it, man. They smell it.

Or they see the mark because you're not tanned there.

-It's terrible. -Well...

-I wanna die, man. -Okay, wait.

Let me get this out. I don't want to see you with this.

Listen, is it definitive?

-What's up with Nati? -I don't know.

-Did you talk about this? -I don't know.

Knowing her, it could be weeks, months, years, I don't know.

You know, she's like elephants that have no memory. That bitch.

No, elephants have a good memory.

Well, then she's worse, man. She's worse than an elephant.

Okay, enough. Listen, I'll bring something to drink.

Okay, thanks.

Enough, Pedro, it'll pass.

I'm sorry, I don't have a glass, I have to wash everything.

-Drink it just like that. -It's okay.

Drink some, you'll be fine.

Sorry, I spilled some.

-What are you doing, idiot? -It's disgusting!

It's decarbonated! It's disgusting!

-Well... -Why did you give me this?

-Who drinks Dullka Cola? -It's what I have.

Well. I don't know, it's what I had.

It's disgusting. I'm sorry.

Okay. It's okay.

Are you going to party now?

-No, no, I had to... -I'll get one of your underwear,

take a shower, and let's go shopping, okay?

-Shopping? -Yes, it makes me feel good

to buy things to improve my self-esteem.

I'll buy you something if you're going to keep complaining.

You surprised me with the invitation.

I was a little scared that,

now that things with Dami didn't work out,

you wouldn't want to see me out of the office anymore.

Did you talk to him again?

Nothing? Not even to end it?

No, what for?

I didn't call you to talk about guys.

I thought it was a good idea to go out with my friend on a Saturday

when there was no work to do.

-Sure! -Sure!

Yes!

Are you watching any series with Lucas?

No, no, I don't watch series with Lucas because he likes Spanish period series,

and I'm more of Nordic police series, of police plots.

I mean, I like to see blood in the snow.

And Lucas gets hooked on those epic dramas, you know?

The music, the people crying.

I think he takes the opportunity to cry.

Ariela. The party's over.

Put it on speaker.

-Hello? -I need you to come to the office

right now because Jean Paul found out about Pixel.

I can't right now, Ariela.

I'm having a drink with a friend.

I don't care. Say goodbye to your friend.

Come here now. Right now.

When I say now, it's now.

Bitch, I'm in love with that mono.

Where is it from?

It's by a designer from abroad.

It's beautiful.

See? I was telling her she looks beautiful.

Why can't I have a gay friend?

I'm free on Thursdays,

but it's the day I have my buttocks hair removal.

Girls, girls. Are you sure Angie is aware of everything?

The red outfit, everything.

-Of course. -Girl, she's going to love it.

-Everything. -She's going to love it, I'm sure.

"Kiss ten strangers. Suck..."

-What's this? -Forfeits.

Yes! Sucking a doorknob. Great.

Guys.

There she is!

Angie?

I'm getting married.

Sis, we're going home. Really.

-I don't like this. -I look great.

-I have something black... -I'm getting married.

I'm getting married!

Don't look, don't look.

"Drink three shots in a row."

-Shot, shot, shot. -Shot, shot, shot.

-Shot, shot, shot. -Shot, shot, shot.

-Shot, shot, shot! -Shot, shot, shot.

Shot, shot, shot.

-Shot, shot, shot. -Shot, shot, shot.

Enough. Okay...

Okay.

-Well... -Okay.

Veronica? Is this your friend?

Yes.

Well, it doesn't matter. We're fine.

We're going to shoot Pixel naked.

We'll set up a scene here and I'll justify what Jean Paul saw

when I pressed the video call button.

What did Jean Paul see specifically?

I was sitting here, and Ariela was...

-naked. -I think she's asking me.

Zip it.

Stop smiling.

Smile again.

I like him, he's nice.

Actually, I told him we're doing a hot perfume campaign.

He didn't believe me and he's coming right now.

So, take off your clothes, please.

Okay.

No, wait, wait.

Don't you realize you're hurting not only your partner,

but also someone else?

He's delighted by you.

And you give him confusing messages.

What for?

Decide what you want to do.

If you're not happy, break up.

Well, maybe you can talk to Jean Paul

and tell him what's going on.

And you both talk about it and find a solution.

Really. It happened to me with Lucas.

We were having a few issues recently and it was all because we didn't talk.

We did a big deal opening the relationship.

It wasn't that, it was just talking.

It was talking and come to an agreement. Now we're okay.

-That's good, Vero. -Yes, it was because of the vibrator.

He found the vibrator and he felt excluded, you know?

So, we started using it together.

I tried it on his nipples, he came.

Literally, on his nipples.

Then I tried it on his armpit, incredible.

On the glans, he didn't cum, but he has a huge explosion of pleasure.

I mean, really.

And it was because we talked.

-I mean, just talking. -Well, having said that,

why don't you talk to Jean Paul instead of setting up this whole circus?

Honestly, I'm too lazy to talk.

Besides, getting divorced is very expensive.

We're in a good moment, we're having a good time.

We fuck well with the boy.

But he can't talk about anything other than tattoos.

No offense, but it's the truth. I'm twice your age.

Okay, Jean Paul's coming. Go, go, go!

-Go, go, go! -That's it!

That's it, more, more.

I like it.

That's it. Lift it up a bit.

-Good afternoon. -Yes.

-Good afternoon. -Hi, honey, how are you?

-Hi. -You're just in time,

-we're about to finish. -How are you, honey?

Nice, go.

Let's see, Caro, lift that up a bit.

Bounce.

Go, go.

Let's see.

How nice, that's it!

I like it. Caro, focus.

-Where are you? -Here.

Okay. Let's see.

-There? -How nice.

Very good, we're done.

There you go. That's it.

Very good. Girls, extraordinary.

Pixel, as always, it's a pleasure to work with you.

-Okay. -Very good. Tidy everything up.

-Hi. -Okay. Caro.

-How are you? -You like it?

-You're happy, right? -Yes.

-Yes. -Very good.

Giving your all. I like it.

-Do you tidy everything up? -Sure.

-See you. Let's have dinner. -Yes.

-Ceviche? -Let's go, it's on me.

Of course.

Yes.

There you go.

What's the name of that device for the armpit?

Vibrator. It's not exactly for the armpit, but you can use it.

-It's wonderful. -But did he cum in the armpit?

In the nipple.

-Kiss, kiss, kiss. -Kiss, kiss, kiss.

Kiss, kiss!

Are you ready for a delicious night?

-I'm sorry. -Get on.

-Come on. -Come on, girls.

-Come on. -Up, up, up.

Not here.

-Girls! -Perverts!

Dance, dance!

If it was for a couple of nights, I'd lend you a pillow.

No, I need the viscoelastic one.

Otherwise, I get a stiff neck.

Twelve years. Twelve years together

and she won't even let me enter my own house to get a pillow?

With everything we built together, damn it. It's unfair.

I fucked up. Okay, yeah, it can be.

But she's done things too. You think I wanted a hamster?

And as cute as she is, do you know how much she farts?

I never said anything about that.

Stop fucking with me.

Thanks for all this. I'll get some money and I'll give it back.

No, don't worry.

But... What's up, man?

When you got married, did you do it because you really wanted to

or because it was imposed on you?

Like a family mandate. Because sometimes it happens.

Family mandate? Nobody imposes anything on me, man.

I wanted to be a father and that's it.

Natalia was the perfect mother. She is the perfect mother.

Maybe I'll buy something here.

So you got married because it was really your wish.

It's what you wanted, nobody forced you.

Of course it was my wish.

Or Natalia's wish. Well, mine too.

I mean, you know how it is, you meet someone who blows you away,

and when you wake up, you're already living together,

and what's the next step?

You get married. It is the natural thing to do.

You wake up and you're married.

When you realize it, you already have a family.

-No, no, no. -What are you doing? Damián!

My stuff!

Bachelorette party! Bachelorette party!

Bachelorette party!

That' it, that's it! Let's see who's next.

Who wants to do it? Who gets on the pole?

That's it!

You did it great!

"Show your tits?" No!

How am I going to show my tits? What's wrong with you, bitch?

Tits in the window!

-Tits in the window! -Tits! Tits!

How gross!

Well, at least they are safe, right?

How gross! No.

No, I don't like it.

I don't know, I feel like I'm part of the lie now, you know?

What's wrong? Do all marriages end badly?

Anyway, don't be mortified.

It's not easy to understand people who think differently from you.

And you're better at it than I am.

That's crazy, right? Because you're so...

openminded.

-When it suits me, I think I am. -Yeah?

Because with Damián, it's hard for me to understand

that he wants something different.

And it's hard for me because it makes me angry.

And it makes me angry because it hurts.

But well, as you told me, I have to end this.

-Yes. -Thanks, friend,

for everything you told me and for your advice.

You're welcome.

Sorry for everything I said to your group.

-Robert. -What?

-Can you play a song for me? -Of course!

The police, girls!

The cops!

Come on, the party's over!

Where's the bride?

I have a search warrant.

Come on!

That's it!

Put on your best smile.

There it is. Gorgeous.

Well, let's see, I'll put hashtag: "Love."

Hashtag: "Anniversary."

Anniversary is okay? What do you think?

Well, anniversary. Hashtag: "Anniversary."

Hashtag: "Ten years."

And hashtag: "River fish." I don't know.

Okay.

-Can I tell you a silly fact? -Yes.

You can cross the River Plate on foot to Uruguay.

-What? -In some places the river

is shallow and you can walk.

-Super random. -Yes.

It's just that you said river fish.

Yes, I don't know what the fish of the day is.

Red sea bream! Do you like it?

Yes, let's order it, I'll have red sea bream.

Let's order red sea bream. Okay.

-Romi. -Well.

Sorry, I can't stand it.

-No, no, wait. What's this? -Yes. No, no.

Wait, wait, listen to me.

I met Pedro and he told me that he'll be staying at his apartment.

So, since we now are...

-Maybe we can resume where we left off. -What?

-Right? -What? No, no, no.

Why not? Open it, come on, honey.

-No, stop. Romi. -What?

We were climbing steps without realizing it, by inertia.

Yes. You make me nervous, please.

No, wait, what is this? No.

-A key? No. -What do you say?

Romi.

Maybe it was something we felt we had to do,

and not something we really wanted to do.

-Do you understand? -Yes.

No. What do you say?

That I want to get off the escalator.

-What escalator? -The escalator.

The steps that we went up. I don't want it anymore.

I don't want to resume where we left off.

I don't want to resume anything.

-Are you kidding me, Damián? -No.

Why the hell did you look for me at Catchy?

-Wait, Romi, let's talk calmly. -Calmly, asshole?

-Stop, stop. -You fuck me,

you delude me, you ask me to go with you to a party

-where you get high like an asshole. -They drugged me.

They drugged you, and then the idiot has to take care of you.

I dress up as little red riding hood, and for what?

So that you throw me away like this?

-Wait. Romi. -I swear, I can't believe it.

Wait, technically, the "catch" thing was mutual.

I didn't look for you at Catchy, look.

-Mutual? -Here it is.

Yes, I didn't look for you at Catchy.

There it is, look.

Take responsibility, asshole.

She gave "catch" to me first.

The proof is there.

Then I swiped.

Hi, Dami, how are you?

I hope you're okay.

I've been thinking about us, and I think I made a mistake

in trying to force you to be something you're not.

I mean, it's fine the way you are.

But you are you and I am me, and I think we want different things.

It doesn't make sense for us to change our lives for good sex.

And I don't think I can or want to force myself

to be in a monogamous relationship.

I don't think I can either.

So I wanted to send you a huge kiss.

I'm grateful to have met you and I hope you're well.

Big kiss.

I AM GETTING MARRIED - ANGIE

-God! -It's moving, it's moving!

They're all on their own business, we're drunk, it's okay.

-It's okay. -That's it. That's it.

-We're drunk, it was just a drunk kiss. -Right.

Yeah. Wait. I know.

Listen to me. Go and give Angie a great kiss.

Like you're a drunk giving kisses to everyone.

Do you want me to kiss your sister?

Yes, like any situation, like with Caro.

Caro is like a sister to me and she kisses Gonza every day.

I'll always be the gay friend, won't I?

Lau.

No, Lau.

Caro!

Carolina!

What's up, man? What happened?

What's up, Gonza? Is Caro here?

I guess she'll be here in a while.

I just put two chickens on the grill.

Are you hungry?

INCOMING CALL TRINI

I hate this.

What's up?

-What? -What's up?

-All good? -All good. You?

-How are you? -All good with Gonza?

-Gonza? -Yes.

All good. He's at home sleeping, I guess.

I'm asking because you kissed Lau and he left in a huff.

Did something happen? Tell me.

You're too naive, honey.

It was just a drunk kiss.

We're all drunk, he left because he's drunk.

Besides, you kissed everyone here.

Of course, but it's my bachelorette party.

I mean, I can.

Me too.

It's moving! It's moving!

-Come on! -It's moving!

She started with the idea of moving in together,

celebrating our tenth anniversary...

Okay, I did wrong.

I mean, I don't know when it all went to hell.

I don't know, but I'm taking accountability.

It's partly my fault too.

I didn't think you were a basketball guy.

Yeah, I played a bit when I was a kid.

-You? -I've always liked it.

But I started playing when I grew up.

In college I became a trainer. Personal trainer.

I couldn't finish college, but I learned the rest.

One of these days we have to go running together.

Okay.

The chicken is really good.

You don't know how much I missed basketball.

I haven't played in a while. I don't have anyone to play with.

-What about your friends? -No.

They think basketball is for fags.

-Really. -Yeah.

What else do they think is for fags?

Almost everything.

There's hardly any left. I'll get another one.

Are there any bars open around here?

Don't worry. You'll never get dehydrated here, man.

Look, you had it tucked away.

Don't let Caro find out or she'll kill us.

She loves whiskey.

Yeah. She'd kill you for a whiskey.

Yeah, but I don't...

I don't like whiskey. I have to say it.

-Are you sure? -I've tried it several times, but no.

Whiskey and Coke?

Listen to me.

What did we talk about the 2002 World Cup?

What did we talk about?

About soccer.

These are Crespo and Bati.

Separately, they triumph.

Together, it's very difficult for them not to be even better.

You have to dare to try everything.

Even play with two nines.

Who puts the whiskey and who puts the butt?

Hi.

I lost her. What can I tell you?

I had my chance and I screwed it up.

How could I have preferred Romina over Caro?

-Have you seen Carolina? -I have.

Yeah, I know you have. Of course you have.

Besides, you don't have that problem of choosing one thing or the other.

No, no, no. Stop. This is already hitting me,

I'm a little drunk.

Then I get melancholy and I can't even stand myself.

What's wrong with you getting melancholy?

You know that when you're really drunk it's good for you to throw up?

Well, if you're melancholy and drunk you have to throw up too.

But throw up words.

You're a swindler.

Maybe.

I don't know.

What were you going to tell her?

-Who? -Carolina.

If only she had been the one to open the window

when you came screaming for her.

I don't know. That I'm an asshole.

That I'm an idiot. How could I have preferred Romina over her?

That with Romina I could have the life I always wanted.

Or the life I thought I wanted.

Climbing the escalator, easy, step by step.

This and that.

And with Caro, no. With Caro it is a mountainous,

rocky road, where you go up and down,

then you don't know what's coming.

Then there's and abyss, you fall, you don't.

And it also makes you a little dizzy, but you want to keep moving forward.

You move forward anyway.

And that happens to me.

And even if I haven't understood this thing...

about you, your logistics, the way you live.

But well, I'm learning it.

Or I'll end up learning it somehow.

I want to try.

I want to be with her. I want to...

Go to the movies with her, to a bar.

I want to drink the whiskey for her.

I want to go to the movies.

-To a bar, did I say it? -Yes, you said a bar.

-I already said a bar. -To another bar.

Walk hand in hand with her in a park.

Even if the next day she's grabbing another dick with that hand.

Yours, for example.

-It could be. -It will surely be yours.

If she grabs another dick it's most likely yours.

What about it? Nothing.

-Nothing. -Do you have a problem with that?

No problem.

Who's going to assure you she won't grab another dick in her life?

-Or another pussy, in the Caro's case. -Right.

I learned that with Caro.

It's not a matter of dick, pussy or heart.

Because it can also be a matter of heart.

Or any organ, whatever.

It's not a matter of how many she grabs.

It's a matter of...

Something else.

What you're thinking.

That. That's it.

You understand me now.

See?

That's it.

I'm confused. I'm dizzy. So I don't know what...

But, in turn, I'm very sure that I want to be with her, with Caro.

I want to be with her.

Now, precisely, I'm not with her.

Why? Because I'm an asshole. Because I lost her.

I had the opportunity and I lost her. As I told you at the beginning.

Do you understand?

What?

If I were her, I'd eat you raw.

Well, it's no big deal.

Do you dare to play with two nines?

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-I'm not with Romina anymore. -What?

-We did it, we did it! -No. Well, yesterday we had a threesome.

Who?

-She's going to answer soon. -We could look for her

with the phone tracker.

No, we can't. We can't invade her privacy.

If she is with someone, we have to trust her.

I trust her, but not the rest.

Angie doesn't live here. This is not Angie's address.

Mom, stop touching me. Don't touch me, enough!

Enough. Let's stop the pretense.

-Are you okay? -No, I'm not, I don't wanna lie anymore.

So I wanted to send you a big kiss and thank you for having met you.

I hope you're okay.

I forgot I sent you that message.

How can you forget about something like this?

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