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SIX IS NOT A CROWD

Damián, stop!

Stop!

Stop!

I'm sorry.

I hate lying and I hate being lied to.

That's why my relationships aren't good anymore.

Why don't you take care of that?

-No, I want to talk. -No, wait.

I'll give you some paper to stop the bleeding.

Your wound will get infected. Put it there.

We never bring anyone home without

making things clear to them first.

Very well. And with me, you made an exception.

Why? Can you tell me?

Let's go inside and I'll tell you how things are.

No. We're fine here.

We're an open polycule group.

Gonzalo, Trinidad and Lautaro are a non-hierarchical threesome.

At the same time, Pato and Gonzalo

are my non-exclusive sex-affecting bonds.

We don't have veto power, but we do have an agreement of honesty.

Poly-what?

Polycule.

It's an affective network.

I'm sorry.

I should have told you all this before, but we were...

Yes, yes.

It would have been a very good idea.

You told me you didn't want anything serious,

and then you retracted yourself.

I did because I realized I liked you

when I thought you were normal.

What do you mean "normal"?

No, I mean, without the triples and those things.

Without all that you're telling me.

Stick your normal life up your ass.

THE POLYCULE

There's blood everywhere.

What happened?

I'll never see that guy again.

If I may quote a contemporary poet,

"Don't make promises while you're on the bidet."

12 HOURS LATER

It's stressful for you to come here, isn't it?

-Why? -Because of the options.

No, I already know what I want, so...

-Octopus? -Yes, for me.

Thank you.

-Sea platter? -For me, yes.

Thank you.

A little of everything.

This octopus is delicious.

If I end up in a deserted island and I have to choose a dish,

without a doubt, it would be this one.

The island thing will never happen.

We can't be forced to choose.

The beautiful thing is that everything is complemented.

This can happen.

Thieves come into your house and point a gun at your head.

Don't worry, they're good. There's no danger.

But they do force you to choose between olive oil or sunflower oil.

Olive oil is too invasive.

Incorrect answer.

Aren't we going to keep avoiding this conversation

or are we going to talk about what we have to talk about?

We're going to talk.

You're right.

Okay, Caro.

I want to apologize.

I'm not as stupid as it seems.

And obviously you have the right to live however you want.

And with whoever you want.

Thank you very much for your permission... boss.

No, no, I don't want to say that.

What an idiot.

What I mean is that I don't...

I really don't know if...

if I could.

But I'm not asking you to do anything.

No, no, no.

If it's not for you, it doesn't mean it's wrong.

That's true.

But...

And with this I don't want to apologize.

Okay. How can I tell this?

I'm Damián from Villa Devoto.

My mom, Sandra, my dad, Luis Alberto,

she's a teacher, he's a pharmacist.

I'm an ordinary guy.

No, no, no...

I left that house a little shocked.

-Really? -Really.

I'm the one who ended up with a war wound.

Sure, you agreed to come to charge me the bill from the doctor.

No. I came because I'm surrounded by healthy people

who recommended me to loosen a bit.

Okay, those people are great, then.

Well, it's a relief that we've cleared everything up.

Although the follicle thing,

I don't know if I understand it at all,

or the way you all live together.

It's the same as living with a partner,

but a little more fun.

No, no, no. It's for...

Why don't you come home on Friday?

-What? -We're having a barbecue.

Come and meet us.

Yes, of course. Yes.

An average of caipis per night?

Too many.

An average of sex?

We went on good excursions that day.

Less sex than a priest.

Welcome to the married life.

Are we going to meet on Friday?

-Of course. -Yeah.

I don't think I can. Caro invited me to a barbecue.

I thought you were done with her.

No, well, she's not going to be my future wife,

but I like her very much,

I like barbecues, so...

It's in her house, right?

With the others?

You're going to eat the whole barbecue.

-Sausage, wiener... -That's not funny.

And you being able to sleep with her anywhere,

you're going to get back into that house.

Goal! Come on!

Come on, man. Wake up.

-I don't like being a goalkeeper. -Okay.

Look, Caro felt a little bad about the other day.

So she invited me to a barbecue.

I couldn't reject her, that's why.

Well, you're very polite or you really want to be screwed.

Don't be like that, dude.

Dami, are you satisfied with the situation?

-What situation? -With...

sharing the sandwich.

I think you're a little out of place with that comment.

It's okay that Caro is not my girlfriend,

-but don't talk like that. -No, I mean your ass, man.

No, wait, I'm going to pause it, because...

-No, no. -You're misunderstanding things.

What do you think? This is not an orgy.

-A little. -It's a barbecue.

We are going to eat a barbecue, just that.

And drink some wine, but that's all.

-We're not going to have sex. -Okay.

Between eating and being eaten

there's only a word of difference, see?

-Okay, asshole. Okay. -Be careful,

they're going to make a brochette with you.

-Come on. -Hello.

-Hey. -Keep playing.

-Honey. -Hi.

-How's it going? -Very well.

-How are the girls? -Very well.

Did you see your friend? What's her name?

The busty one. Did you send her my greetings?

Belu. Yes, I asked her about you, and she didn't know who you were.

She didn't remember you.

I bet she remembers me.

What about you?

What's up with Caro?

Tell me, your friend doesn't tell me anything.

Nothing...

-You. -What?

Come on, tell her.

He doesn't want to.

Tell her.

Well...

You want some?

How was your honeymoon? You didn't tell me anything.

Good. The usual.

A honeymoon, two people.

Not much news.

Did you try the brigadeiros?

I did.

Delicious.

You see me as someone from another generation, right?

As someone who won't be able to process something

because, for example, I liked Carlitos Balá

and you don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

Or is it because I got married,

kind of sad being married, right? Kind of vintage.

-People don't get married anymore. -What are we talking about?

No, I talked to Dami

and he told me about your lifestyle.

You see, I think it's admirable.

I think it's wonderful, but I can't stop asking myself

why you never told me anything.

I didn't know I had to send an email to the whole company

notifying who I'm sleeping with.

I didn't tell you because the topic didn't come up.

I don't know.

I didn't know that I had to...

I know we haven't known each other for a thousand years.

But I like you a lot. We talk a lot.

Come on. I would like these topics to flow a little more.

Beyond what you have with Dami, if it works or not...

What do you mean by that?

I'm not like Lucas,

like his friends, like my mom, like my dad,

my sister, my high school friends, you know?

If I think about one side or the other,

I feel closer to yours.

And I see you more sophisticated.

I see you more...

And Dami is a little more...

sensitive, you see?

He's more like a prince charming

who's looking for a princess.

The typical thing, right?

I don't know.

Yes, right. Like...

more sensitive.

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU READY?

Fruits. Fruits. Do you understand?

No, no, no. Listen to me, Lucas.

Banana. Kiwi.

It's super clear to me.

Peach. Are you kidding me?

Yes. It's an orgy, an orgy, of course.

No, man. Are you crazy?

I can't even pee in public.

If they do it, I'll leave and that's it.

Hey, what kind of wine you bring to an orgy?

Hey!

Come on!

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

What are you doing, man?

-How are you? -How are you?

-Good, and you? -Come in.

What a great perfume, man.

Thank you.

Are you cold?

-No, I'm making the barbecue. -Very good.

You just arrived for the choripan.

Come on, follow me.

You won't regret it.

Come on, I'll take it from here.

-What? You haven't done anything. -Who lit the fire?

So you light the fire and you think you're the barbecue man?

What a macho cliché.

It's not because I'm a macho, but I'm Argentinian.

Come on. If we need dope or guacamole, we'll call you.

Hello.

-What's up? -What's up?

Let's see.

-Look. Careful, it's hot. -Thank you.

You're very kind. Everything looks great, right?

-Did you see? -Yes, it looks great.

Do you want me to help you with something?

If you tell me where the fruit is, I'll cut it.

I don't know if there's anything that's too big.

Fruit?

Yes, for the clericó.

No, no, no. There's no fruit.

There's weed. Do you want weed?

No, weed makes me sick.

-Damián. -Hello.

-Hello. -What's up?

It's nice that you're back. I'm Trini.

-Yes, I remember, Trini. -Yes.

Of course, we met, but I wanted to reset a bit.

Of course.

-That looks delicious. -Welcome.

Caro. How are you? I was here with...

You bring the whole liquor store.

Yes. I didn't know what kind of wine you drink, so I brought several.

You didn't want to take advantage of us, did you?

No, no, no, no, it's because...

Come, I'll show you the house.

-Okay. -It's a little tour.

-I'll take him. -Yes. Excuse me.

Good perfume, dude.

Yes, you told me. Thank you.

Okay, so now...

This is the multiple-use room.

This is the music conservatory

that works from Tuesday to Sunday.

-Nice. -Up there is Pato's room.

On the first floor is mine, which you already know.

-Yeah. -And next to me are Gonzalo

and Trini, she used the power of the owner of the house

and stayed in the bigger room.

And next to them is Lautaro.

I thought they slept together.

No, honey, I need my own space.

-What's up? -What's up?

I'm sorry. I'm eating choripan.

Come, I want to show you my favorite part of the house.

As Aunt Nilda left us this house,

we give her all the joys she didn't have in her life.

I never understood why a dead woman

would need a condom.

You don't know what she can catch wherever she is.

Give it to me.

Thank you.

Here. Wait a sec.

Don't you like choripan?

Can I make you something? Are you vegan?

No, no, I love chorizo.

This one.

-What's this magic, Lauti? -It's delicious.

No, today's magic was performed by Trini.

You see? Fennel and orange.

You got inspired, my friend.

Well, actually, I bought a recipe from Mechi.

Mechi?

You're my friend.

I don't see her since hockey, but I like her.

Do you know her?

She's great. Get ready. Look, look, look.

If your husband ate all the ice cream,

you'll send him to sleep on the couch.

I'm telling you. Separate beds help with love.

Yes, my love, yes.

I don't understand why these people get married.

What? To eat good, to dance, to meet guys like Dami.

They're handsome. You're handsome.

Yes! Well, I'm going to the barbecue with Gonzalo.

-The onions. The onions. -There they are.

Hey, Damián is very sweet.

-Right? -I have no idea what he's doing here.

He wants to hook up. Both of them.

Exactly. Besides, he's making me nervous.

-Poor thing, right? -Poor thing? Not him, Caro.

She's poor thing, because she's going to get hurt.

Let's trust her. She must have her reasons for inviting him.

He's our guest. Let's try to make him have fun.

Why is he going to have a bad time? We're really cool.

Well, he left very angry the other day.

-Pato. -What?

The chorizo is touching the pepper.

-Right there. -Because of Lauti.

Yes, you're right.

Here. Put this on.

Put on a shirt to eat.

Come on. Tell him I'm not going to stop being

who I am in my own house.

We agree on that.

Give him a break.

I was the first one to tell Carolina that she should bring him.

That she should give him a chance, and he thinks we're weirdos. No.

-Did Damián say that? -No. He said we weren't normal.

Well, what we have here is not the most normal thing.

You know what I mean.

Caro forgave him. And you're the one who's still mad.

-Have you never been wrong? -Well, that guy is not going to change.

Well, I bet he does.

The skinny can surprise us.

Come on. Put on a shirt. Hurry up.

And that's the fun part.

The invasion of olive oil is welcome.

Hey, have you seen my shirt?

A basketball one?

-Yes. Where is it? -No idea. But you always wear the same.

Very funny.

Yes, Damián. I agree. You don't know how hard it is to live

with an anti-olivist Taliban like this.

It was obvious that you were going to get together against me.

-It was obvious. -Lauti, honey, help me with the table.

Can I help you with something?

You can bring a salad.

-Sure. -Thank you. You're so sweet.

Let's go.

Forget the olive oil.

-That's it, right? -Okay.

I have it here just in case.

You're not giving it another use, right?

Olive oil has a lot of uses.

-Terrible. -No, yes. Really.

I tell you a daily use that it has.

This is very useful.

You ran out of cocoa butter.

You can do like this. A little bit.

A little bit at the tip.

There you go.

And that's it. It keeps your mouth hydrated all day.

It also heals burns, I think. Do you want to try?

Don't!

Sorry. That was too much.

No, it's fine.

-Sorry. -Don't worry.

That was too much. Sorry.

Caro, bring some wine, please.

-Bring the wine. -Okay. I'm coming.

-Could you bring the potatoes? -Okay.

-Don't forget the wine! -I don't.

Here is the wine, friend.

Good.

-Are you going to open it? -Yeah.

-Wait. -Where was it?

I don't know, I just grabbed a new one.

Well...

Look what I brought.

Let's see.

Patito, you're awesome.

No one cares about me. I'm a barbecue man, too.

Well, a kiss for you too.

If you're not paying attention here, you're getting behind.

-Who wants meat? -I can...

-Dami. -I can smell your perfume from here.

-You can smell it from here. -It's good, right?

How do you not know what time you were born?

How can I remember if I was a newborn?

Besides, you're going to start talking about karma.

But the astral card is something serious

and karma is something else.

I'm still waiting for my return from Saturn.

No, wait, don't worry,

you still have a couple of years left.

What do you do for a living?

Web design.

User experience.

-Yes. -No, go on, explain it to them.

-The A.B. testing. -Well...

What I do is to design a web page with two different versions.

Half of the users get the A version,

the other half get the B version,

and then I figure out which one works best.

I tried the A and the B and I didn't want to decide,

so I stayed with both.

I remember a carnival in Rio.

I have everything kind of blurry,

but there was a whole ABC.

Yes, yes, yes.

What?

No, no, no.

-Come on, have it. -No, no, you have it.

-I already ate a lot. -Okay, okay.

-I ate a lot. -We share everything.

Well, we don't share everything, everything, everything.

-Hey, Gonza, Pato, this is so delicious. -Thank you.

The wonders that Pati and Gonzalo create when they work together.

Hey, are you ready for the ice cream?

I'm going inside. It's quieter.

It was contaminated.

-What? -The pepper you gave to Lauti.

No, it didn't even touch the chorizo.

No, there's no middle term. That pepper lost his veganity.

Well, it doesn't have to make him sick if he doesn't find out.

I don't have secrets with Lauti.

So you're going to have to tell him.

No, no, no. In that case, we are both guilty.

-Who made the barbecue? -No, no, no.

You're such a shameless.

There's coming a bad karma for you, Patricia.

Is it so hard for you to admit a mistake? Seriously?

No, it's not a mistake. No, I'm saving Lauti from dying of anemia.

Better start washing.

Come on, barbecue man.

Well, everything is ready. You all know.

Do you have any category doubts?

-No. -Well, let's start

with our special guest.

-Me? -Yes.

Okay. A.

Stop.

-M. -What?

-Yes, I'm fast. -It was fruits or vegetables?

It's the same, honey. Come on. M.

That's it for me and for everyone!

-No! -So fast?

Get used to it.

-Name: Marcelo. -Marta.

-Mirta. -Mario.

-I didn't get there. -Me neither.

-Vegetables or fruits: mandarin. -Mango.

-Melon. -It can be orange, green. I have green.

-No, no, no. It's a tie. -It's five for each.

No one else wrote mandarin? It's ten for me.

Careful with this one, she gets a bit intense.

Careful with this one, he's like a policeman.

Countries: Mexico.

-Monaco. -It's a principality.

-I think it's both. -Yes, well, let's see.

Places to have sex.

Ping pong table.

That's it for me and for everyone.

I had to win one at least.

-Belen. -Broccoli.

-Venice. -No.

We're playing with B not V.

It looks ugly aesthetically.

-That's it for me and for everyone! -No!

-No! -No!

-That's it for me and for everyone! -No!

-No! -No!

-Thomas. -Taiwan.

-Pass. -"Telo".

-It's fine, it's fine. -No? Too classic?

-That's it for me and for everyone! -No!

-Hands up! Hands up! -Carolina, Carolina.

-Carlos. -Colombia.

-Canada. -Places to have sex: couch.

No, no, I didn't write anything in this.

-Canoe. -Canoe.

Okay...

New Year in Delta.

I knew it! That's why you didn't come.

How did you do it? With the balance.

What balance? Didn't you see that we came back soaked?

You ended up all wet.

-No! -Delicious!

-No? -Yeah.

-HOW IS THE ORGY? -COME ON, TIGER!

WHAT DID YOU EAT?

DID THEY SUCK YOU?

Hey, Vero! What are you doing?

-Didn't you like it? -I don't know, I was surprised.

But, but do you like it?

No, it's kind of weird, I don't know.

Let's talk about it, I don't know.

I don't know, I saw it in a magazine, I thought it was fine.

It could be, I don't know, a long-term plan, I don't know.

Well, it was to try something different.

I don't know if I wanted something different right there.

Well, a little bit, I don't know, it's nice anyway, right?

I don't know, we had to talk about it before.

-It was kind a surprise. -But it was just the tip.

-I don't know. -Yes, yes, yes...

Sorry, it's Dami.

Yes, yes. Pick up.

-Buddy. -Listen to me.

What's up, Dami? Are you okay?

She was involved with the Mexican girl, she kissed her.

There's a Mexican girl in the group.

And she kissed her in front of me, I saw it.

And then it seems that she fucked with another one,

in a canoe. There's another one here.

She fucked him, I thought it was part of a game.

We were playing Tutti Frutti, but no.

They started to talk and it seems that it really happened.

What are you saying? I don't understand you at all.

There are five toothpicks in the glass, five.

Where you have yours and Veronica's, they have five.

-What did they do to you, Dami? -Did you do something you didn't want?

No, no, I didn't do anything, everything is fine,

nothing happens for now.

But I'm afraid they'll put me in some kind of maneuver

-and I don't know how to get out. -Dami, if you're uncomfortable,

-you leave and that's it, buddy. -Dami, were you drugged?

I'm going to hang up. They are going to think I'm shitting.

I'm very embarrassed to leave here.

Calm down. It happened to me once I took LSD

and I shat, I shat all the time.

Yes, but that happened to me, just like that.

Dami, what kind of drug they give you?

-What kind of drugs are now? -It doesn't matter.

I don't know, I don't know what there is.

No, no, nothing, nothing. We'll talk later, bye, bye.

Dami, are you okay?

Lauti feels sick too.

No. Sorry, sorry.

No, sorry, I'm sorry.

Sorry, I brought you very quickly,

we have it very naturalized.

Maybe you weren't ready to come.

No, no, no, sorry, I'm an asshole.

No, I'm an asshole.

And you did count on me for what came after.

Maybe things are getting spicy in a little bit,

and I'm a very common guy from Villa Devoto.

What thing is coming after, Dami?

A party, one of these, like that, with everyone.

An orgy, you say?

-Yes. -No.

How can I invite you to something like that?

Without your consent, right?

No, no, no, no.

Okay. Right.

Maybe you'd rather to leave,

I'll open the door, I don't want...

Would you rather stay?

Would you like to stay?

Caro, wait, wait.

-No, no, no. -What?

-I don't know if... -What?

No, I feel a little dizzy, it seems to me that I don't...

-Are you okay? -I don't know. I feel a little weird.

I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me.

No, no, it's okay. I'm super tired too, you know?

With all that wine you brought.

Yes.

Good morning, Damo.

You are an early bird like me.

Here.

Come on, you have to start the day with protein.

No, thank you.

Thank you. I'm going to the bathroom.

These are just in case the floor was cold.

The bathroom is over there.

Sure.

Yeah. There I go.

Argentina vs. Sweden, 2002?

But you're a masochist.

We had bad luck that World Cup.

The Mouse got injured and many were playing very tired.

Juanpi, La Brujita, El Cholo.

I don't understand why Bielsa does that ridiculous thing,

to call Cani who was about to retire.

I'm with El Loco, even in that decision.

But you have to be stubborn to be left out of the World Cup

and not want to join Crespo with Bati.

I don't know. They are two nines very, very typical strikers.

But two nines like that don't clash.

They complement each other.

If you have two cracks that play in the same place, just try it.

Look. Look at the goal he missed

for not trying something different.

Yes, it could be.

Hey, I'll have a toast.

I'll do it for you.

Is everything okay?

I went to the bathroom.

It seems to me or...

I didn't know. It must be complicated, right?

Yes. Fleas, for example, can jump three times the length of their body.

-But, elephants don't. -Good morning.

-Hi. -Good morning.

How are we?

-Good morning. -Morning.

Something made me sick, I don't know what it was.

Karma.

-Protein, Damo, remember. -Yes, now I'm going to eat some eggs.

Let's see.

Yeah, it's hepatic.

Come with me.

-Hepatic... -Hepatic.

How crazy.

-What? -What's up with them?

-What? -Those two.

-What's the matter? -How does it work?

-You mean if they fuck? -Yes.

No, nothing like that.

No, to understand the mechanics.

Don't laugh.

-It hurts a lot. -Yes, you have indigestion.

It must be the hangover.

It's not a hangover, it's karma.

Sorry, I was stupid.

I gave you a pepper that touched a chorizo yesterday

and then the universe is punishing me.

It felt particularly tasty.

You hate me.

How am I going to hate you?

You made a mistake, that's it, it can happen to anyone.

It is better that your puddings are 1000 per cent vegan,

because if not, it will take you seven lives

-to neutralize all that karma. -No, they are vegan.

-Really? Are you sure? -I'm sure.

You never took good care of someone you didn't fuck with?

Yes, I did, a thousand times.

My friends, my parents too.

What really unites us here is not just fucking.

Lauti always says that making love

is not the only way to make love.

It's kind of hippie, but it's true.

Yes, that's good.

-Is there any sliced bread left? -What?

Bread, the sliced square bread, is there any left?

In the refrigerator.

Excuse me.

I have the medicine for your hangover.

A time machine.

No, but just as effective.

When I was a kid,

we had family lunches

and I came directly from the disco.

Then my grandmother Tita, saw me with hangover and told me,

Dami, let's go to the kitchen, and she made this for me.

I don't know where she got this from,

but it worked great,

for at least to make fell good until the nap time.

Well, how lucky that you had nice grandparents.

Mine were horrible.

-Is it olive oil? -Yes.

Try them with chocolate, it's delicious.

No. No, no. I'll have to try it.

-Well, this is going to help me? -Yeah.

Don't you feel better already?

-Actually, I do. -See? It's magic.

I just see it and I also feel better.

You're in love.

-You're in love. -You're in love.

And now comes an older one, and with three little ones.

There?

Please, don't make promises while you're on the bidet

Please, don't open my envelopes anymore

Please, I promise you, I'll write you

If you stop running away

Please, don't make promises while you're on the bidet

Please don't drink anymore, don't cry

Please, I promise you, I'll write you

If it stops raining

Why do you treat me so well?

Why do you treat me so badly?

You know I didn't learn to live

Sometimes I'm so good

I'm so down

Cramps in the soul

Each one has a trip in the head

It's hard for us to agree

Agree

Agree

-Another one, another one. -Agree

I love how you play it.

NEXT ON "SIX IS NOT A CROWD"

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We have other plans with Caro.

We're thinking in buying a property in Escobar.

Hi, Caro. How are you? Are you up for anything?

Hi, Dami, what a bummer.

You know... right now I'm covered in work to do.

Let's talk next week, alright?

I still think you shouldn't lie to him.

Ask him what's the movie he wants.

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