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6 IS NOT A CROWD

Where are you?

You were just here! Please.

Are you insane? Do you chew water?

You were just here.

Everyone's waiting for you.

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"Love is the most beautiful thing.

It's the most important thing.

It's more important than any fight or bad mood.

Waking up next to the person you love is like nothing else."

Stupid taxi drivers.

How could you leave me at the door, you old fool?

"A couple who overcame a pandemic, a confinement, cold, but also heat.

Two souls, two bodies..."

Where are you? You were just here! Please.

Are you insane? Do you chew water? You were just here.

Everyone's waiting for you. It's not funny.

It's not funny to me or the people who are waiting for you to show up.

Show up now! Now!

Are you okay?

No, I'm not okay.

I'm not okay at all.

I'm sorry, I got really bad.

I know this should be a happy moment, a celebration, but I got really bad.

I imagined myself in front of all those people

and I felt like my blood pressure was going down

or going up, I don't know. It never happened to me, so I can't tell.

I'm nervous.

I'm really nervous and you're wearing yellow.

I'm a bit agitated and I feel like I don't have to force it.

So I'm not going to do it.

-I can't. -Are you kidding me?

No. I'm an idiot, right?

Of course you're an idiot.

Like a lot of other people.

I don't understand why you keep insisting on this

if you know it's not going to work.

If you don't regret it at the altar, you regret it five minutes before.

Or even worse, ten years later.

With two kids a dog and a mortgage.

So now deal with it.

No, wait. We have to do something.

Poor Verónica, she was so excited about this and the party.

If you stand her up, you destroy her.

Telling the truth is always best.

Let's go. You can't be such an idiot, Lucas.

Face it and deal with what you have to deal with.

Let's go.

-Damián! -Here, here.

-What are you doing, man? -I'm sorry.

What were you doing? I'm getting married now.

-Come on, man. -Yes, yes.

Don't you want me to get married?

-Come on, what are you doing? -I got lost, I was practicing.

-Practicing what? -No...

-You're not six years old anymore. -I got nervous.

I witnessed that first kiss next to the Nahuel Huapi.

But I also witnessed a few things

that happened in that tent with the broken lock.

Don't cry, Damián.

I also witnessed when the movers broke all the crockery.

But Lucas made improvised plates with boxes.

-They were plastic plates. -You found those later.

First, you made them with pizza boxes.

And even if there are those who don't understand

why these ceremonies are still being held,

I see them every day, accompanying each other,

and I understand it.

Because here are the real protagonists of this ceremony.

And the love they have for each other cannot be compared

to anything anyone can write.

So, let's get to the important part.

Lucas...

Do you take Verónica to be your lawfully wedded wife?

Yes, I do.

Very well.

Vero...

Do you take Lucas to be your lawfully wedded husband?

Of course I do.

Then, by virtue of the authority vested in me

by so many years of friendship,

I now pronounce you husband and wife.

You can kiss.

-Bravo! -Bravo!

Can I have a blue curacao, please?

Thank you.

Shall we start from scratch?

Let's start from scratch.

-Hello. -Hello.

-How are you? -Fine, and you?

-Fine. -What a nice dress.

Thank you very much.

They say it is bad luck.

-Are you going to drink that? -No.

No, it's for Lucas, the one who is getting married.

I'm Damián, the godfather.

-Shall I tell you a silly fact? -Okay.

Blue curacao is actually orange,

but it has a colorant that makes it look blue.

-It's really a silly fact. -Yes, it is.

-Forewarned... -Is forearmed.

Yes.

It's crazy, right?

I mean, it's funny. It is as if forewarning

allows you to say anything.

No, not everything that is said is right.

-Of course. -No.

But there are things that are wrong just because you didn't forewarn.

Right?

Right.

But there are things that are wrong just because you didn't forewarn.

-Anything goes! -I want to see you fight. Come on!

Caro! Caro!

-Thank you. -Caro's getting married!

Caro's getting married!

Thank you.

Thank you.

The whiskey will choose who it will go with.

-Let's go? -Let's go!

Okay.

I got it. It's mine.

-I fought for it. -He takes it.

-It's good, right? -Yes, it is.

Let's swap.

No, I can't. It's too much.

Why?

Because I'd be ripping you off.

No. I never learned to drink whiskey.

You'll get used to it.

I don't think so, but...

How about shared custody?

And how would that be?

We can come up with a deal.

Whatever is best for him.

I like it.

You start.

In case you need me to pick him up.

Caro whiskey.

Surprise!

Lucas?

I told you to relax with that blue curacao.

-It's dangerous. -No, I think the chicken made me sick.

-The chicken? -We shouldn't eat chicken, man.

The chicken didn't make me sick.

Are you okay?

Give me your hand.

Buddy...

Why don't we wear this all the time, it looks so nice.

-Yes, it looks nice. -Right?

Yes.

Come on.

You're watching the last episode without me.

Come on, you were partying.

You never know what time weddings end.

How was it?

It was fun.

But I'm tired. I'll tell you tomorrow.

-Goodnight. -Goodnight, Caro, sweetheart.

Bye, girl.

We were going to join them.

My client told me he is going to testify.

Well, he always talks more to you than to me.

I swear, buddy, she's nice, cool, beautiful.

She's smart.

She really is.

She's special.

Because she transmitted something special to me.

She's different.

All people are different, but she...

I know that sometimes I imagine things,

but in this case, I feel it's real.

Like the smell of the bouquet she gave me.

Look, she gave it to me.

Delicious. Delicious, right?

Buddy, I'm so happy.

I have to move forward with her.

I know what's next. I know I have to take it seriously.

Or at least wait and see what happens.

But I must to have a lot of faith in it because...

it's not a coincidence, this is for a reason.

This is for a reason, this has to be for a reason.

And if I have to go all the way, if I have to go deep into it,

in this case.

I believe it's like that.

Because I felt something,

and that's not something trivial, it's not in vain.

My intuition doesn't fail me.

When I introduced you two, I said, "You're a perfect match," didn't I?

Perfect match.

And now you're married. And now I'm feeling something similar.

So, watch out.

Watch out.

Watch out for Caro.

My intuition doesn't fail me.

I love it when you look at me and smile without any explanation.

No, no, she doesn't have to explain anything to me. No.

There's nothing more beautiful than a story that starts

with a coincidence.

That's good, ours was a coincidence.

Yes, it could be.

Sometimes it happens that

what starts as madness becomes the best thing in your life.

That's a little strange.

Another one.

Without looking for you, I found you among all the people in the world.

Love is just a word

until someone comes along to give it meaning.

That one's good.

Another one.

Love doesn't need to be understood, it just needs...

No, I'm talking about love as if for one night...

Although yes, there was love in one night.

All right.

No, too far-fetched.

DAMIÁN WEDDING GOOD NIGHT

GOOD NIGHT

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MESSAGE DELETED

DAMIAN MARRIAGE

MESSAGE DELETED

Naughty.

Gonzalo, for God's sake.

Who were you with yesterday?

I know there was someone, I know you.

Is it necessary for you to do push-ups naked in my room?

Trini is a light sleeper, if I wake her up, she'll beat me up.

And with my dick hanging, I lift more weight.

I'm going for a run.

No, really, it's not necessary.

-We could have asked for a car. -No problem, it's all good.

Besides, look at him, he looks like a mummy.

-Who's going to take him like that? -I'm fine.

I'm not drinking anymore.

-Yes, yes. -It was the last time.

Vero...

what's up with Caro?

You liked Caro.

-Something happened. -Yes.

Something happened. What?

I knew it, I knew it.

-She's a cool girl, yes. -Caro is the best, that's why.

I sent her a message, I sent her a goodnight message.

A goodnight message is very affectionate, it's nice.

Yeah, I deleted it. I deleted the goodnight message.

What do you mean you deleted it, you idiot?

-No. -Is that bad?

-How could you delete a message? -No, you're a psychopath.

Wait, is it that serious?

-Green. -Well, what do you want me to do?

-I deleted it. -No, well, undelete it then.

Did you like him? Did you like each other?

Did he talk to you again? Are you going to see him again?

I don't know.

He sent me a message and deleted it.

-It's weird, isn't it? -Good morning.

-Good morning. -How did you sleep?

-Excellent. -How nice.

Is this pear and bananas?

Yes, sir, for my favorite vegan.

Explain to me how it's possible that there's only one capsule left,

and there's only 90 pesos in the honesty box.

What? I don't know.

I drink mate.

What? And the coffee magically disappears like that?

The thing is quite simple.

You drink a coffee, put the money in the box,

put the capsule back on and so the wheel turns.

I only drank one.

I didn't have change and then I forgot, sorry.

-Sorry. -You look so cute when you pout.

-You're cute. -No, don't bother me in the morning.

We'll be more careful, girl.

Look how peaceful Caro is.

How peaceful you are.

Because she had sex last night, did you know?

-No. -What?

-Carolina! -Tell us everything!

Nothing, he's a bombshell, he's a friend of the groom.

Well, if he's a bombshell, why don't you reply to him?

Because there's no message, I'm telling you.

He deleted it.

Deleted it?

A deleted message is a message.

Amen. The truth is, I think it's going that way.

We're idiots! We're such idiots!

Did you wake up to fight?

Yes, you run better.

Come on, Damián, mark someone already.

-Come on, Rodri. -Hit if necessary.

-Here I go. -Pass it. Efficient.

He's just strolling around.

Damn you.

They leave him alone. They are all useless.

They give it to him.

Come on, Tito, come on.

-Wake up! -Come on, Tito!

-You're so naive. -Always facing forward.

-Go back, Damián! -There he goes.

For God's sake, man!

Where's Tito?

-Come on! -What are you doing, idiot?

You lost it and it's my fault?

-Bye, Agus. -Thanks.

-Thanks for the good vibes. -Goodbye, master.

Thanks, dude. You saved us.

Come back whenever you want...

Dead, moron.

But you have a clumsy goalkeeper, idiot.

What did you expect? Messi?

He's just as useless as Lucas.

No, Lucas isn't that bad.

Now he throws the bomb from a distance.

Idiot, you look awful.

You've been weighed down by your balls since last night.

-No. -No?

Explain to me why you didn't hook up.

What, are you modern now, dummy?

No. What modern?

I was taking care of Lucas. What else was I supposed to do?

What's up with the girl? She's a bombshell.

-Did you see her? -Yes.

She was hotter than saving dollars.

-Yeah. -Carolina...

Yeah, she's gorgeous. But I think I messed up.

Look, she sent me an audio.

Well, calm down, Dami. Stay composed.

-Take it easy. -Let's see what it says.

Own up to it. What did you delete?

I hope you're not trying to take away my custody of the whiskey.

What? What whiskey?

I gave her the whiskey I won at the wedding.

The whiskey is for the guys, are you stupid?

All right, man, don't be stingy.

-It's done. -Calm down, Dami.

She's already getting to you, you know,

and no one wants you to go through what happened with Romina again.

Why do you mention her, idiot?

Well, it's better that he understands now...

-It's no big deal. -Are you sure?

-Yeah. -You don't want to have a girlfriend.

-No, I don't know. -No, you don't want a girlfriend.

-I feel like I'm not... -I'm telling you that once is enough.

Honor the apartment I lent you, just hook up and that's it.

No, listen to me, I'm being serious.

Look into my eyes. You can try.

-Yeah, man. -Hook up, hook up.

Nothing else is needed. Hook up. Just hook up.

Look at me. Hook up.

-All right, all right. -Hook up, Damián.

-Hook up, just hook up. That's it. -Just hook up.

You're already hooking up in that apartment of yours,

-what else do you want? -All right, fine,

fall in love tomorrow, go ahead.

-ready for a shower? Let's go. -Sounds good.

You really want to see my dick, don't you?

No, dude.

I'll go in a bit.

Come on, move. Wait, dude,

first I want the one from the side. It works better.

-This one is what you want. -Stop.

I just wanted to know if you were taking good care of it.

What day is my turn?

During the weekend, it's mine.

Well, we can discuss it.

Let's see, I want to see how it's doing, send me a photo.

Sorry, I didn't bring it with me.

I love seeing you like this.

At war with an ice cream?

I still feel silly.

Why? Because you like someone?

Because I know they're just butterflies.

Bugs, you know? Larvae that go around the intestines and die.

No, it's serotonin.

It's serotonin in your stomach, just like when you eat a chili pepper

and produce endorphins,

or when you receive a hug and produce oxytocin.

Because that's what we are, dude.

Chemicals in the brain.

What's the real problem?

Damián cried while officiating his friends' wedding.

I don't know if you grasp the situation.

You're afraid of scaring him off.

No, no, if he gets scared, let him be scared.

Do you think he'll get scared?

I'm saying that if he does, he'll be the one missing out.

SILLY FACT OF THE DAY: IF YOU KNOW THE WAY

YOU CAN CROSS THE RIVER PLATE ON FOOT TO URUGUAY

THAT SILLY FACT IS FAKE FROM HERE TO MONTEVIDEO

Caro, Caro.

Is it true that you hooked up with Lucas' friend at the party?

-Yes? -Yes.

There were more than one there,

like to have a bite of him between two slices of bread, right?

I am...

If not...

forget it.

We have to get her.

If your husband finished the tub of ice cream,

you send that jerk straight to the couch to sleep.

MechiNonsense. I love her, I love her.

Now, if that ice cream was mint chocolate chip...

-It's amazing. -The media loves it.

she kills me, she kills me.

I messaged her, but she didn't respond.

Still, I know nobody got her, she recently went viral,

so she believes she can do everything on her own.

Well, we still need to get her on board,

in case she gets a call from a cooking reality show,

and then we'll be screwed.

I'll message her again.

-Caro, are we signing with Vaina today? -Yes.

You have to keep an eye on him, he's very forgetful.

He's a pot addict.

Call him. Insist, you know?

And treat him well.

And remember, we work for the algorithm.

VAINA, HONEY...

YOU DIDN'T FALL ASLEEP, DID YOU?

It tastes the same, it'll be the same either way,

but let's wait and see what the survey says.

Okay. Hugs, Johnny, I'll let you go. Bye.

Pedrito, well, the interested parties in the apartment just left.

They asked if I could install a shower screen in the bathroom,

I told them I had no idea, that I thought so, but I'm not sure.

I'll let you know about both, all right?

Keep me updated.

THAT SILLY FACT IS FAKE FROM HERE TO MONTEVIDEO

NO, IF THEY MAKE ANY HOLES MY WIFE WOULD KILL ME

TONIGHT I NEED TO USE THE APARTMENT FOR AN HOUR

What does this "insert name here" mean?

It means that the only thing missing is your real name and your ID.

-How does that work? -It's a legal contract,

you can't sign as "el Vaina."

Sure, but I am el Vaina.

That's how I move, how I rap, how I live.

He is el Vaina. The real Vaina.

I see. No, I'm a huge fan of el Vaina.

Always have been, yes.

We're the first ones who want to protect your brand.

Your secret won't leave this place.

SILLY FACT 100 PERCENT CHECKED: EL VAINA'S NAME IS JUAN RODRIGUEZ

Carolina.

What happened?

I told him it was a joke, but I don't think he believed me.

Do you want some mayonnaise?

-No, thanks. -No.

-It's just that... -I'll tell you the truth.

It wasn't your fault what happened.

You're sweet, but I think it was.

I'm serious.

It was the interface's fault.

It's a nice for a shirt, isn't it?

"It wasn't me, it was the interface."

Has it ever happened to you that you pull a door that you have to push?

Even if it has the sign that says "push."

Yes, thousands of times.

-What does it have to do with this? -Exactly that.

Most of those doors have a handle.

Now, why do they have a handle on the side that you have to push?

If you don't put a handle on it, people directly push it.

That fact is not silly at all.

No, that's what I'm saying.

It has to do with my job, it's basically that.

Is it normal for interfaces to turn me on?

Yes...

Maybe.

Because obsession starts with the user's experience.

-It was fake, wasn't it? -What?

You can't cross on foot.

Probably. I read it somewhere, but I think not.

It must be a lie, but I needed an excuse to invite you out.

-Wait... -No, Caro, stop, let me talk.

I don't want anything serious.

Okay.

-It's not about you. -Okay.

-What? -It's not about you.

No?

No, no, it's perfect for me.

-It's about me. -Yes.

-Is everything okay? -Yes, yes.

Okay.

-Really? -Yes.

Great, then.

Awesome.

I hope this doesn't affect our shared custody.

By any chance, do you have ice at your place?

What a surprise.

No, you're gonna kill me.

I mean, you can drink it straight, but since you're a beginner,

I thought it might be a bit strong.

No, no, it's not because of the ice.

In fact, I have ice, but we can't go home.

It's a bit long to explain.

Do you live alone here?

No, how could I live alone here?

No. It's my friend Trini's great aunt's house,

may she rest in peace.

But did your friend die?

No, no, it's Aunt Nilda.

It's her.

No, no, it's the old pipes.

I got scared for a moment.

Excuse me.

How beautiful.

-Do you like it? -Yes.

Do you want me to go get some glasses?

Sure, yes.

Are you sure you want to drink?

I don't want to force you or anything.

Yes, yes. If not, why are we here?

All right, all right, you were right,

but there's no need to talk to the manager.

In a burger joint, you order burgers.

No. There was risotto,

it's not my fault I wasn't offered basmati carnoli.

I bet the waiter spit on your risotto.

Plus, it's carnaroli.

Shall we start from scratch?

Already?

No. You know how I said I didn't want anything serious?

-Yes. -Well, I don't know,

maybe we can see how things go and go with the flow.

No, no, no.

-Caro? -All good?

No, no, no, the floor, the floor. No.

-For God's sake. -What happened?

-What happened? -Nothing, nothing.

-Caro. -Are you okay?

-Nothing. -Blood, blood, blood!

-Nothing happens. -Caro, we need an ambulance.

-Stop, stop. -Blood, blood.

What happened? What happened?

-The... -Nothing, nothing.

-What happened? -No, the parquet.

-The new one. -Go over there.

It's just a little cut, it's nothing.

Don't worry, there's nothing stuck.

My love, go get some gauze or a clean cloth.

-I don't want this. -Yes.

And, my love, please bring the mop too, please.

-Cover yourself. -I don't want to. Wait, wait.

-I don't want to. -Cover yourself, they're all here.

-Take it, take it. -There.

What are you doing to her? What are you doing?

We need to keep the member elevated.

Yours, not mine.

Sorry, would it be better if we take her to a better doctor?

Don't worry, you too, I'm a personal trainer.

He took a first aid course, that's what it meant.

-My love, I asked you for a mop. -It's not necessary, I'm fine.

So, why don't we talk about something else?

-How did the date go? -Good.

-Yes, it was good. -It was good? How cool.

Sorry, Dami, they're...

Stop, stop, stop.

They are Lautaro, Gonzalo, Pato and Trinidad.

-Nice to meet you. -Dami.

You didn't tell him about us, did you?

Caro, you can't bring him without notifying us.

Okay, leave her alone. I don't care, I promise.

-Me neither. I don't understand... -I'm saying it for the guy, not...

All right, stop! Stop!

Stop! He said he didn't want anything serious.

-It was just a hookup, nothing more. -What do you say, Caro?

You said that, and then you suddenly felt regret.

Caro, what does it have to do with it? Why does it matter?

Yes, I felt regret later, but because I thought that...

And what does this have to do with anything?

-Why are we talking about this? -Because it's a bit long to explain.

Why don't you give him the short version?

We are polyamorous.

Stop, Dami.

NEXT ON "6 IS NOT A CROWD"

And Dami is a little more...

sensitive, you see?

He's more like a prince charming who's looking for a princess.

Yes, right. Like... more sensitive.

Are we going to meet on Friday, right?

-Of course. -Yeah.

I don't think I can. Caro invited me to a barbecue.

Dami, are you satisfied with the situation?

-What situation? -With...

sharing the sandwich.

I think you're a little out of place with that comment.

I mean your ass, man.

It's a barbecue. We are going to eat a barbecue, just that.

That's all. We're not going to have sex.

No, man. Are you crazy? I can't even pee in public.

If they do it, I'll leave and that's it.

No!

Sorry, I brought you very quickly, we have it very naturalized.

Maybe you weren't ready to come.

No, no, no, sorry, I'm an asshole.

NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SERIES.