Original subtitles

MUSIC: 'Mars, The Bringer Of War' by Gustav Holst

IAIN STIRLING: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

No. Hang on, that's not right.

Ten years ago, in a popular holiday destination two hours away,

TV history was made with the arrival...

..of Love Island.

But how did it come to pass?

Well, since the dawn of time, mankind has been slowly evolving.

We dragged ourselves from the primordial swamp.

We developed basic forms of housing, such as caves, huts,

and student halls of residence.

And then, at last, it arrived.

The Love Island villa.

# Let's have some fun. #

This is gonna be immense.

Yes, the villa - natural home to stunningly attractive singles

and wildly unattractive camera crews.

We're going to have the summer of our lives.

Over ten years, we've had five fabulous villas...

# Hey, I'm gonna live it up. #

..569 episodes...

Yoo-hoo! SCREAMING

..and an incredible 366 Islanders.

Hey! Yes, lads. What's going on?

Hi. Hi, girls. You all right?

Hello, hello. Hello.

CHEERING, CORK POPS

Whoa! Ooh!

Hope it's not gonna... CORK POPS

And now, just for you, we've squeezed the whole ten years

into a 90-minute special,

packed tighter than my lucky budgie smugglers

after they shrunk in the wash.

We've even dug up a load of old stuff

that's never been broadcast before.

Hi, I'm Olivia, and I'm 25, and I'm from Guildford.

Like, who is this girl? This is great.

I don't think with my brain, I think with... my balls.

I like those audition tapes, like,

you know, when you first, like, you know, like,

ah, you know, like?

Sorry, Ched, you can explain it better.

What was your first impression of me?

Do you know what? Like, you know, you felt, like,

you, like, you're, like...

Oh, she's, like, you know, like, a blonde girl.

Know what I mean?

Well observed. Yeah. No, no, no.

But do you know what I mean? Like...

I hope you all smile.

I hope you all laugh.

Er, Maura, anything you'd like to add?

I hope you all fart and shite your pants.

LAUGHTER IAIN: Thank you, Maura.

Ooh, look at this. It's like being back at the beach hut.

You're not even on the camera yet. You're so excited to be here.

Let's get in. And as an extra treat,

we've invited some of the most iconic Islanders

to come and watch it all back with us.

And for those of you who couldn't be arsed replying to us -

remember where you came from.

Actually mad. So exciting.

I feel like I'm in the beach hut.

I know, doesn't it? It feels like the beach hut.

ALL: Cheers.

Take me back. I would genuine...

if someone said, "You wanna go?" "Go on, then."

Aww.

Cheers to ten years of Love Island.

Quick! Like we like each other. It's been ten years.

Ten years ago. Damn.

Just remind me I'm old now. Yeah.

Don't touch me. THEY LAUGH

It's so weird.

Nostalgic. Is that the right word?

This is where we met, isn't it?

It's actually quite, in a weird way, quite cute to be back.

I know.

It gives you a bit of a weird tingling feeling that this...

Our family started all from this. It's quite cute, innit?

It's really cute, yeah. Very cute.

But to begin, let's begin by going back to the beginning.

Beginning with the beginning. Shall we begin?

Oh, my God. Good morning. What's happening?

Oh, no. Not now. I can't.

Not the eyebrows.

Oh, babe.

Like, ten years since we walked through that door.

Best time ever. Best time of our lives.

When I walked in, cos I was the first one,

didn't know what I was even walking into.

I just shit myself, to be honest.

Over the past ten years,

I've waved my magic love wand... Stop it!

..and behind those villa walls, romance has blossomed.

And we'll see you there... SHE SHRIEKS

Our first big romance was when Jon fell for Hannah,

even though she sometimes made him feel a bit blue

and orange and red and yellow and green and indigo and violet.

You make me feel like a rainbow.

Oh. LAUGHS

CHOKED: You are literally everything I've ever wanted.

Come here.

By the time we leave here,

you're gonna realise that you've found a diamond.

And I've found...

What's that stuff that Superman's afraid of?

Oi, what's Superman afraid of?

MAN: Kryptonite. Kryptonite? You're a Kryptonite.

Which is better than a diamond.

THEY LAUGH Jonny's face!

I don't think I've made people feel like a unicorn since that.

Maybe you should have. No, no.

But it was cute at the time, and I was all, like,

head-over-heels in the bubble, wasn't I?

And when Max and Jess' romance needed a helping hand,

it called for one thing - a trained relationship counsellor.

Jess is just... She is who she is,

and I kind of just love that about her.

Well, or failing that, you know, Mark Wright off TOWIE.

Mark, I forgot about him that he came in.

Could you love her? Yeah, potentially. Yeah.

Jess? Yeah?

Come over here, please.

I know things move forward quickly in here,

and it's a little bit weird for me,

but would you like to be actually my official girlfriend?

Yeah. Yes!

Everyone, Max and Jess are girlfriend and boyfriend.

CHEERING

Oh, that's cute.

LAUGHS This is quite emotional.

# The reason that I feel strong Is you... #

And that was just the beginning.

Over the 11 series,

we have been witness to some truly iconic love stories.

I just don't want to leave you. That's... It's what's hard.

Not like this, though.

I know it's early,

but you know when you know. I really do like you.

What's going on? Babe...

Oh, my God!

For ten years, Islanders have walked out of that villa

with the person of their dreams.

Or failing that, a personalised water bottle and a suitcase.

I'll be honest, I ain't felt like this in ages about someone.

You know, I wanna be honest, I wanted to know

if you wanted to be my girlfriend.

You're serious? No, I do.

Course I'm your girlfriend. I'm scared.

I've never had to say this in ages.

Give me a kiss.

Do you know Jared's mum voted for me and Jack?

Are you joking?

She voted for me and Jack to win.

And that's your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law now voted for me and Jack to win Love Island. Wow.

You're making me blush. I feel a bit giddy around you.

Yeah? Mm-hm.

That's good. You're a bit sweaty, aren't you?

It's you, actually. It's nice.

I loved it when you put it on.

I'd never had an Essex girl flirt with me.

I was loving it, touching me up as well.

I know. I thought, "What's all the tactics that I can do?"

I had to put my extra game on you because I wanted you.

I feel like we can move on to the next step of being as a couple.

I don't know.

I think you should have planned this speech. I know!

Will you be my half-girlfriend?

I will be your half-girlfriend.

I've nailed this.

And I've put the biggest smile on Amy's face ever.

Oh, no.

I do love you, though. You do? Mm.

You didn't mean that shit. I did mean that shit.

No, you didn't. Double down, I meant it.

Love you too. What?

I didn't mean it. You didn't mean it. Wow!

I loved you a lot... No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no. But I did like you.

Mad love. Mad love, yeah.

That's what you said. Yeah. "Mad love."

Do you know what? I don't like you, I love you.

Oh! Cara just said that she loves me.

Yeah, I did, yeah. Oi!

This is where it all started from. How crazy is that?

I love Cara.

And I mean it.

You looked like a baby.

Ten years ago. I know, but that is...

All right. You ain't got to keep going about how old I look.

You look beautiful. You look beautiful.

In the end, Cara and Nathan got married for real.

I wasn't surprised, I wasn't shocked,

and above all, I wasn't invited.

To be fair, they behaved like a married couple from the start.

By which, I mean randomly arguing about nothing.

What, you're not talking to me now? I can't be bothered, to be honest.

All right, cool. Dick.

Oh, you got so angry about this. What a weirdo.

But I wouldn't do that to you.

You want me to go and apologise to everyone?

Oh, shut up. Don't even try and mug me off, cos I just...

If I said that to you... Oh, bruv.

..you would have gone mad. Bruv, listen,

if you... End of story.

We're gonna have another argument, guys.

SHE SHRIEKS

And Cara and Nathan weren't the only ones

who've had a ding-dong in the villa.

Do you actually appreciate me at all?

Of course I do. You OK, hon?

I'm not your hon, hon.

I don't want you to be me hon. That's the whole point of it.

So annoying. So annoying.

There's a phrase to describe the dreadful moment

when a relationship boils over with anger and frustration...

..TV gold.

I'm angry. You didn't just snap and be nasty.

You snapped and told me you didn't wanna fucking be with me.

Oh, my God. OK!

There's snapping and then there's that.

People say shit when they're angry.

That's a lot of shit. All the fucking shit

that comes out of your mouth all the time, Chris.

The horrible stuff you say.

Please stop shouting. Well, conversation done, then.

I said you're the one that's been second choice,

like, three times, innit, so...

Honestly, fuck you, Ciaran, genuinely.

You wish.

It's tit-for-tat.

People give it and people take it, so it is what it is.

You give it, you take it.

Sometimes, people say things that aren't nice.

I was coming back here to tell you that I loved you.

This... People say this to me on the street now, mate.

Sorry, Amy.

I think that you've been lying the whole time.

You know if you like somebody or not.

I think you're absolutely pathetic. You've wasted my time

and you've wasted your own. Shame on you.

You ask a girl out, and two days later,

you ask a girl to be your girlfriend.

And then two days later, you're hitting on her.

That's fucked up. I'm not hitting on her.

I'm just trying...

You tried to tell me today that you like another girl. Two days?!

Two days? What kind of guy asks a girl to be their girlfriend,

and two days later, they crack on with another girl?

I'm not cracking on. I've had a conversation.

I had a fucking feeling as well.

But you are a very good player, Ekin-Su.

You think I'm a player?

Look, if I wanted to get to know Adam, I would.

You're playing with my mind. Oh, my God.

Don't give a fuck about Adam. Now you are doing the show again.

Honestly, Ekin-Su, I'm tired to be with you. Honestly. Fucking actress.

It's always my fault, isn't it (?)

This is the Oscar you want to get now.

He's doing a show, look.

BOTH: Davide!

Davide was so funny. "You liar! You cheat! You actress."

"Actress, get the hell out."

Do you want me to rap, anyone? Lift the mood a bit?

No, it's all right, mate, thanks.

Coming up, more of the unseen...

I'm a carpenter in the week, RAF pilot in the weekends.

LAUGHS

..understated...

You're BLEEP!

..and unforgettable.

Fuck you, you basic Made In Chelsea fucking reject bitch!

And, Scott - fuck off!

# If I could go back in time... #

IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Decade Of Love.

We've been joined by a host of legendary Islanders

for a look back through the best moments of the first ten years.

I had a good bum then. You still have a good bum.

Thanks.

It's an unforgettable trip down memory lane.

And who doesn't love a good trip?

Oh! Ta-da!

I was taking you to tell you that I fancied Luke.

And that was how you started it. That's...

It's gonna get gobby...

Would you like an olive? SHE LAUGHS

..groovy...

..and gobsmacking.

I'll leave you two lovebirds to it, shall I?

Bugger up me... Oh, you...!

Oh! Oh!

LAUGHING

We're off. We're off!

Right, time for some exclusive unaired clips now.

It's the nerve-racking moment

every Islander dreads - the audition.

The last guy that I was with literally told me

I was "too much" for him to handle.

Whatever "too much" actually means.

I take the nozzle off the blow... hairdryer,

blow dry it through there, and then a bit of hairspray.

But it stays there anyway.

I'm a carpenter in the week, RAF pilot in the weekends.

That's what I tell the women.

It's a great way to get them into bed.

LAUGHING

Oh, shit, I can't believe they've brought that up.

Did you have your eyebrows done just before that?

Bad, yeah. Yeah, I got them threaded badly.

I mean, I ain't got a flavour. I like vanilla, I like chocolate.

SHE SQUEAKS, THEY LAUGH

You really don't have a flavour.

I know.

A man doesn't realise he fancies someone until his balls tell him.

HE LAUGHS What the hell is that all about?

What do you mean by that? Well...

The men in the room will probably understand.

Apparently, this next montage is all about an irritating noise

that's heard in every show.

Well, I'm sorry! I can't help the way I speak.

TEXT ALERT What?

Oh, it's the text. I've got a text!

Ooh!

"I've got a text!" Oh, my gosh.

"I've got a text!"

When that phone pings off, you're like...

Yeah, you know shit is coming.

And in one of Love Island's biggest-ever format twists,

the text noise went from this...

GENTLE TEXT ALERT

Ooh, I've got a text.

..to this.

TEXT ALERT Ah, here we go.

Love Island is never afraid to shake up the format.

I've got a text! TEXT ALERT

I've got a text! TEXT ALERT

I've got a text. Did you just get a text?

TEXT ALERT Huh? Oh. Got a text!

Message! No, Ovie, that's not it.

TEXT ALERT

Message! Stick to the script, Ovie!

TEXT ALERT Message!

Some people just never get the...

TEXT ALERT Message. Message!

Hey! Everyone always says,

"I've got a text." Ovie, "Message."

And it's just, like, iconic.

TEXT ALERT Message.

Ooh! Message.

Bit of a cliche, having a catchphrase on a TV show.

Anyway, what's still to come... tonight?

There's dramatic music...

..close-up of feet...

..stomachs...

and the back of people's heads.

It can only mean one thing. Someone's walking in.

Shut up. It's the Bombshells.

BOTH: Hi, everyone! Oh, my God.

Not one girl, but two!

That was a good setup to walk into, the girls not being there. Yeah.

To be a Bombshell, you've got to be so confident,

know what you want and, like, just not care about ruffling feathers.

TEXT ALERT, THEY SCREAM

There's a girl in there.

# Beautiful people are everywhere Everywhere... #

I'm not here to make seasonal girlfriends.

I'm here to find the love of my life.

Ekin-Su. Best Bombshell ever. Yeah, she was good.

Oh, my God!

I just couldn't do it. You've got to have some balls.

She is fucking beautiful.

There's different... Different types of Bombshell.

You have normal Bombshells... The fiery ones are the ones I like.

Because they're the ones that come in and cause havoc.

And they come and take your man and don't feel sorry. Sometimes.

When it comes to how a Bombshell announces their arrival,

our producers never run out of clever ideas.

It could be... in a text... TEXT ALERT

THEY GASP

..in a voice note...

PHONE CHIMES 'Hey, boys, how are you?'

No way!

..in an over-the-top Italian accent...

Did anyone order an Italian snack?

THEY LAUGH I love Davide. So funny.

..can be cheeky... Oh, s'happening, s'happening?

Hello! ..or angelic.

Oh, my God.

It could be in the hot tub...

causing dram in the clam...

Hey, boys. Shit. What the hell?

..or they could sit on a sunbed.

OK, sometimes the producers do run out of ideas.

Holy...

I could never have been... I can't be a Bombshell.

I do that now. I could do that now. I want to be a Bombshell.

I couldn't do it back then. Now...

Whoo!

It's my ex-missus.

A Bombshell's arrival always causes a stir.

Boys, you look a little bit worried. Have you kissed Molly yet?

No. She's only been here a few days. Wow. I would have jumped on that.

You'd have jumped on it?

Hi, guys. It can lead to excitement...

SHE READS:

"..so I'm on my way."

THEY SCREAM

Stop! No! Girls, come back!

HE READS:

..or absolute dread.

I bet she's, like, really intelligent.

Yeah. She's just gonna be the whole package.

The face can be familiar.

Sometimes too familiar.

That's Joey Essex. What?

Surprise, surprise! I know you.

Is that Adam Collard? What?

I'm not being funny, but from the back of it, it looks like my ex.

God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

He's my... That's my ex-boyfriend.

What? That's my ex-boyfriend. What?

No, no, no. I don't...

Right, boys, who's ready for a pocket rocket?

Oh, what the fuck? Boom!

Kady McDermott walks in.

Like, come on, for fuck's sake. Honestly. Jesus Christ.

You can usually spot when a Bombshell's

got under someone's skin, but when Tina took Scott on a date,

Kady played her cards pretty close to her chest.

Have fun! Who is it?

You're a BLEEP.

That was too much. Kady.

I'm actually insulting myself. I know.

What are we doing? And Scott, mate...

I can bang fitter guys.

I turned down millionaire footballer from Tottenham.

Turned down... Do you know what I mean? I know.

Oh, it's just... it's hard because you just don't know what's happened.

This is torture. Ah! You bastard!

I can get anyone I want, OK?

Fuck you

and your basic Made In Chelsea fucking reject bitch.

And, Scott - fuck off!

LAUGHTER, SHE SCREAMS

Oh, you were off on me, was you? Because of the boys.

She's manipulating it, you fucking idiot.

She's lying because she wants you.

She's a Bombshell, and they've got what they wanted, you idiot.

He's reacting badly to a Bombshell.

That's perfect Love Island.

We've had some good Bombshell moments.

Have you heard of the old game, hide and seek?

Well, who can forget Ekin-Su's brand-new reboot,

"Hide And Sneak"?

WHISPERING

Someone like Ekin-Su can get knocked back six times,

and she'll still be like, "I'm gonna go back in and give him another go."

That's what I loved about Ekin-Su in the villa.

Her eyes were open, her heart was strong and her knees were scratched.

Coming up... Casa Amor.

Oh, OK!

And more... THEY GIGGLE

..and a-more... and a-more.

THEY CHEER

# You take me higher To a better place... #

SCREAMS

SCREAMING

IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Decade Of Love.

Who the fuck is Emma?

Have a look back at ten glorious years in the villa.

Who's Emma?

Yes, it's just what the doctor ordered.

Look. Stop! I'm not feeling well.

I think I need a shot of penis-illin.

LAUGHTER

GROANS AND GASPS

A load of legendary Islanders have joined us

to relive their favourite moments in the villa.

I used to really look forward to going to bed

because I knew that, like,

we'd just be together talking all night.

We spent a lot of time kissing as well, didn't we?

I'm pretty sure people in the villa in the room was like, "Shh, guys."

Right, audition time, and more unaired footage of people standing

in front of walls made of cushion covers and bamboo.

Oh, my God!

I just want to be in love.

Like, I just want to go off into the sunset,

cuddle and just know that's my man.

Stop! Oh, Mims. Aw!

My name is Susie.

My surname is Culculoglu, it's Turkish.

If I really like someone, I do not care.

I will jump in there, dive in the deep end with my goggles

and my oxygen mask and see how far I swim.

Ha!

Oh, my... Look at my teeth.

So, I work in a circus.

I need to get naked and twerk

and have Champagne sprayed over my arse.

And I have a snake.

I did have a snake.

That's another reason to do this show.

It annoys me that the muscly guys

and the good-looking guys are such arseholes,

because it just gives us a bad name.

Yeah, Anton had no time for arseholes,

unless someone was shaving it.

I'm face to face with your arse.

Yeah. Oh, that's it, right.

That actually happened. She shaved my bum on TV.

She never, ever done it like my mum, but I couldn't tell her that.

And in 2017, we did something that left our viewers in total bliss

and our accountant in total shock.

We added a second villa.

This is it. Wait, what is it?

Casa Amor. Yes, Gabby.

It's the one, the only...

"Boys, welcome to Casa Amor."

THEY LAUGH

The boys on our series, they just left.

Like, they got a text, and we thought,

"We'll see them probably tonight, they'll come back."

They just went and left

and we didn't see them for, like, a few days.

You were the first series for Casa Amor?

Yeah, we were. Which is wild.

# I feel alive... #

Since Casa threw open its doors,

the world's sexiest second home has said hello to over 100 singles.

Casa is a big part of Love Island.

Casa's where the drama really, like, kicks in...

Yeah. ..and you get to just have fun

without, you know, your counterparts. Yeah.

GIRLS: Hi, boys!

And from the moment Casa appeared, people wanted a-more...

Oh, OK.

..a-more... THEY GRUNT

..and a-more.

CHEERING

Are you gonna kiss me?

# It's just so right

# Baby, I don't care What the others say

# Ooh, wish you'd Baby, I don't care what, what... #

Casa Amor may appear to be a bootcamp of snogging and partying,

but love can blossom.

A kiss don't mean anything right now.

Do you not think kisses mean anything?

I think kisses mean quite a lot, not gonna lie. Do you?

Yeah, I think kisses are quite meaningful.

Really? Yeah.

Have I gotta wait for a kiss from you

to know if it means something?

What, you trying to get a kiss off me?

You can have a kiss if you want a kiss.

Argh!

Kai, that's our first-ever kiss. It is.

Aw! That's a proper snog as well.

That looks like a snog. Yeah.

Look at the giggle after it! What is that awkward giggle?

ALL: What goes on tour stays on tour!

Casa's guaranteed to deliver massive shocks,

like the time Chloe found a very revealing postcard.

Oh, my...

For our younger viewers,

a postcard is basically a DM but made of cardboard.

Who is that? That's Toby, isn't it?

Who's that?

Where's Liam? Liam!

Oh, my God.

Oh, no.

'Oh, my God. That's the bird I was seeing on holiday.'

GIRLS GASP

'I was seeing her... Oh, my God.'

DANI: She's gonna try it with him again. I know she will.

If I was a girl and I was seeing someone, you wouldn't care.

Imagine, like, it's a girl he's recently been seeing.

He clearly had feelings for her to be seeing her.

And now she's in here, like... They probably slept together.

She's probably gonna wanna sleep with him.

What if all that happens?

Babe, you're boyfriend and girlfriend.

I know what girls can do, babe.

It's happened to me before. It's happened before.

It's Jack, Dan. It's Jack, but he's still a boy.

Imagine if a girl was sitting there, lipstick, tits...

No, but, babe... ..not eating toasties every night.

I went from zero to 1,000 really quickly, didn't I?

That was crazy. I really, really thought he was -

I think it's cos his reaction was so like...

GASPS

When Casa's over, the revelations begin,

leading to drama, upset and facial expressions like mine

the morning after I won that chilli eating contest

in Amir's Curry Palace.

MUSIC: 'I Don't Need No Love' by Stuart Winters

# I don't need no love

# Oh, na-na... #

No.

# Oh, na-na

# I don't need no love

# Oh, na-na, oh, na-na Don't need no love... #

ISLANDER: Oh, my God.

Oh, my gosh. I'd be fuming, though.

# But, hey, I have seen My fair share of pain... #

I just know that heart is...

Oh! ..pitter-pattering.

Your heart's dropping there.

That feeling is so bad. Litch.

# Time to, time to Get your game face on... #

Oh, Josh!

I didn't think Josh was gonna re-couple.

The deep breathing. Look, look.

# Keep your head up Keep your head up. #

I was loyal to you. SAMIRA GASPS

Loyal, babe. Loyal.

Georgia was amazing, I think. Yeah.

Cos she had balls. She did have balls.

She had big balls. AS GEORGIA: Hi, boys.

AS GEORGIA: Hi, boys.

I'm kind of preparing for the worst.

Hoping for the best, but... don't have much faith.

Shut the fuck up.

EXHALES It's fine.

Something has been missing, and I think I found it with Molly.

So you've got one of the most iconic Love Island lines.

Yeah, thank God.

Congrats, hon (!)

People forget the comma.

You have to add the comma.

Congrats, hon.

I wanted to say congrats. I don't know where I pulled hon from.

I just thought, "How can I be more muggy in this moment?

"I don't think I can say the C word, so let me say hon."

JESSIE: Oh, my God.

Casa's all about the carrot and the stick. Yep.

If the boy can keep his carrot in his pants,

he'll stick with his partner.

Stick with Molly Mae.

TOMMY EXHALES, MOLLY MAE SOBS

CAROLINE: Oh, bless you.

SOBBING: I thought he'd changed his mind.

Cos Ellie Belly wasn't on the bed, I thought he changed his mind.

He's been holding Ellie Belly.

They've been waiting for you together.

MOLLY MAE SIGHS, CAROLINE LAUGHS

You gonna make me break down in a minute. Come here.

Join him!

APPLAUSE

MOLLY MAE SOBS

I missed you so much.

You've destroyed us all.

Most of us just wanna find "the one".

But in Casa, more of Dami's dreams came true

when he found...

Summer's not over.

..the pun. I think it just started. Summer.

Oh, shit!

At the end of the day, everything happens for a reason,

you know, it is what it is.

Till it isn't.

It's so cute. It is what it is... till it isn't!

Whoo! What? You were so...

Whoo! You were so hurt.

You happy? Absolutely.

Good.

We're heartbreakers, so... here we are.

May the best heartbreaker win.

Oh, my God. I was being so blunt.

So, as you can see,

Ayo has decided to couple up with Jess.

And, Mimii, did you stay loyal to Ayo?

Of course I did. I'm a loyal girl, do you know what I mean?

It is what it is.

Oh, Mimii, you look so beautiful. Thank you.

Do you know what? That's what makes me feel better about it. No!

You do! You look so beautiful. At least I look good.

But, yeah, I think I needed this, anyway, for myself.

One thing about Casa, like, that's everything you dread in the villa.

It just ain't for me, Casa Amor.

Drove me insane.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE # Nothing comes between us... #

I missed you. Don't say that!

Aw! LIAM CLEARS HIS THROAT

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So did you see, after Casa Amor, did you actually think...

did you know deep down,

"I'm gonna give in," and then we get back together?

Erm...

Yeah. Yeah.

But we also have three lovely girls from Casa Amor.

How are youse feeling? Shocked.

I feel like I had a good connection the second I got in there.

I feel like it was very reciprocated.

Who did you have a connection with?

Liam. ISLANDERS GASP

That was probably the lowest point of the season.

Definitely was the lowest point of the series, coming back.

I thought, "Oh, I come back alone, everything'll be hunky dory."

I think Hunky Dory was a Casa lad that year.

Sadly, he went home,

along with his best mates Willy Nilly and Easy Peasy.

That's fucking disgusting.

But, look, we can't all be angels,

although if you do misbehave in Casa,

the most important thing is to make sure your excuse

doesn't suck... or lick... or whatever.

ANDREW: So, er, with Coco, obviously,

you know, we kissed in bed or whatever.

She's told the guys that I, like, sucked her tits, or whatever.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, no!

Like what?

Like, licked her tit, or whatever.

"I licked her tit." THEY LAUGH

She's like, "You what?" "What?"

That for me was, like...

How else do you explain it? I was flabbergasted.

Wait, Ta - Oh.

Coming up... Dash of lime. Have a good time.

..more classics like this.

What do you expect me to do? Go in and suck you off or something?

They're coming, they're coming!

BOYS MUTTER

IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Decade Of Love.

BOYS SHOUT, GIRLS SCREAM

We're celebrating ten years of romance, passion,

and people walking into closed doors.

The doors are my favourite.

And joining us for the ride are some of our favourite Islanders.

I'm actually excited, I'm actually excited.

I'm a bit nervous. I don't know what they're gonna show.

So, sit back and enjoy the next load of tasty treats.

You don't look very sincere.

You're fucking eating your Snack-a-Jack. Yeah.

CRUNCHING

Best dinner of my life. Oh, my God.

It's not really, though, is it? There's shit in your pants.

I ain't got any pants on, babe. Oh, my God!

What's your favourite snack?

Salt and vinegar crisps. I like prawn cocktail.

What's your favourite type of crisps?

I like Wotsits. Oh!

Er, Pringles, sour cream. And chive.

But you absolutely stink after those, don't you?

Even after you have a shower, you can still smell that. Or paprika.

Bro, bro, I'm not being funny, did you see that?

SOFTLY: Did you just see that?

She put it all in her mouth.

THEY LAUGH

The thing I love about Curtis,

he was always willing to express-o himself.

I also want to be the person that gets up and makes everyone a coffee

so everyone's ready for the morning.

This is a pancake contest in series 8.

It says here, Davide had his banana burnt. Really?

I'm sure I would remember that. Open.

I'm sure your pancakes will be his favourite.

No, yours were good as well, to be fair.

DAVIDE:

Time for more auditions now,

brought to you by our sponsor, the colour grey.

I would say I am an old man in a young person's body.

My favourite music is '50s and '60s. Not Drake, no.

Six years ago, that is. Do you cringe watching that back?

I quite like my beard now, I'm gonna say that.

If there was, like, a line-up of amazingly good-looking boys,

how do you pick?

Like, how do you know which one to go for?

You just go ip, dip, doo, don't you?

I was born in East London. I work in a pub.

And I can pull a good Peroni.

And then you get a little... dash of lime. Have a good time.

I'm quite strong. I mean, I've run half a marathon.

I can't bear myself!

"I'm quite strong. I did a half marathon."

D'you know what? I tell people that still now.

One thing I love about this show

is those phrases our Islanders say over and over,

like "mugged off" or "cracking on" or "Can we replace Iain Stirling?"

OK, so you're gonna crack on with Megan, is that you're saying?

You're mugging me off about what I believe in.

I just can't believe you're fucking mugging me off, honestly.

I'm not mugging you off. You are mugging me off!

Oh, bro, like, there's so many Love Island sayings

over the years, right? Oh, God, don't, mate.

So many. I've learned so many new ones through it.

Yes, you're maybe not necessarily my absolute type on paper,

but I'm looking at someone like Molly,

who probably is my type on paper.

On paper, he might not be your type.

Did that come from Love Island? Yeah!

100% my type on paper. 100% my type, yeah.

I'm 100%. LAUGHTER

100%. 100%.

He's getting me all wrong, and it's just like...

It's just turning... It's ick.

That's a good one.

When you're seeing a boy, and you get the ick, like, it doesn't go.

It, like, takes over your body, and it's like... It's just ick.

She reckons she created the ick. She probably did.

She definitely put it on the map. Yeah, absolutely.

Where's your head at? I just don't know where my head's at again.

Isn't it weird how it spread so much in the villa,

and you almost can't help but say it?

And that's the only way you can describe your feelings for anyone

is how many eggs are in their basket. Yeah.

My eggs are complete...

Like, my basket's open, do you know what I mean?

We don't want to put all of our eggs into one basket.

I would say, like, my eggs are all in one basket, but...

I sometimes say eggs in one basket now.

Do you? I definitely do. You put your eggs in that basket.

Our one was "It is what it is", and I still always say that.

I always say that. It is what is.

Because it actually works as well. It actually makes sense.

It does. It is what it is.

Do Bits Society. Do Bits Society! The DBS.

You haven't done the full shebang yet? No.

Done bits, though? Yeah.

Fondle. A fondle? Yes.

See, now, that is a bit. That is a bit.

To join the Do Bits Society, one must have done bits.

I think you're more gutted that you're not in the club... No.

..than even doing bits.

No, listen, I just feel a bit left out,

do you know what I mean?

I've got them doing bits left, right and centre,

and I've got you and me going... "I'm only kissing her."

Can I give you advice, yeah?

If you wanna talk to someone, don't talk in a group.

Just pull them and say, "Do you wanna go for a chat?"

Do you wanna come for a chat with me? Of course.

Do you wanna go for a chat? Yeah, let's go.

Let's go and have a chat.

I would never be on the outside world going,

"Oh, can I pull you for a chat?"

It doesn't have to be a chat as in flirting. Yeah.

Like, obviously, she has been flirting with me,

but I'm just saying... GIRLS: Oh!

I'm just saying! It doesn't have to be...

Let me pull you for a little chat. I would never say that any more.

I'd try that in the nightclubs sometimes.

But that's maybe why I'm single, so don't take my advice.

Like anyone who chooses to sleep next to 16 people

in a house with 58 cameras and a microphone glued to the bed board,

our Islanders are very private people.

WHISPERS: Get on top of me.

I'm not being funny, but... There's no places to hide in here.

And that's where the Hideaway comes in.

Remember that Hideaway?

Do girls literally fall at your feet?

Girls? Yeah.

Why are you staring at my crotch? I don't know!

Oh, no!

I was feral.

Yeah, mad.

GIRLS: Kai, she's ready!

Oh! Here we go.

BOYS: Three, two, one.

SCREAMING

THEY LAUGH

My leopard-print boxers.

Tasty, baby! BOYS: Tasty!

THEY LAUGH

Shit! Oh, shit!

And that's where the Hideaway comes in.

The Hideaway's got everything a couple needs

for a night to remember.

Whips, handcuffs, sexy lingerie, and a book of sudokus.

Oh, there's handcuffs in there. Yeah.

Filth! Yeah. And chocolate.

And chocolate, yeah.

Tickle!

Oh, my God!

It was super-exciting.

You had a button on the wall, you press it,

a draw comes out with toys and stuff in it. Yeah.

Yeah, it was too early on in our relationship

to be doing anything in the Hideaway.

And there's lots of cameras in there,

it'd feel like we were shooting a porno if we did.

I'm not sure if you can say that.

I don't think I was ready for that stage yet.

Shooting porn together.

HE LAUGHS What the...?

Give it to me, big man.

Yeah, I'm not overthinking it.

But it'll be interesting to see if she is all mouth or not.

GASPING

There he goes. Oh, that was...

I think she heard him.

What did you just say to them?

Nowt, why? What did you just say?

Just then? Be interesting to see if you're all mouth or not.

WHISPERING: You did not just say that.

Did you? Yeah.

Why'd you say that? Because they were saying...

Did you actually just say that? Yeah.

Wow. What?

You fucking joking? Why?

That's a dickhead comment.

BOYS: Ooh! Fucking hell.

What? Fuck off.

Oh.

BOYS LAUGH

Are you fucking joking? You just said that?

Go fuck yourself.

HE GROANS

I love her. I love her.

Maura! Can we just clear something up?

I feel like that was miscommunication.

What do you mean "miscommunication"?

You said what you said! No...

Yes, you did! You... You said it.

And now what, you're saying you didn't?

I repeated what they asked me.

I said it'd be interesting to see if she's all mouth or not.

Yeah, you said it, Tom! That's not it. Yes, you said it.

Making me feel like a piece of shit.

I'm not... I...

What? SHE GRUNTS

What? They asked me a question.

They asked a question, maybe you should've been a gentleman.

OK? I didn't say it!

Yes, you did!

Don't lie to my face.

Piss off. I can't stand here and scream and shout with you.

Yeah, what do you expect me to do? Go and suck you off or something?

Piss off. I wasn't expecting anything.

I don't want to speak to you. Piss off.

Tom, just give her some space, I think.

Nice one.

AS MAURA: "Are you joking? Are you joking? Are you joking?"

LAUGHS

REGULAR VOICE: That is one thing about Maura,

she will have you shaking in your little panties.

Absolutely.

Back in 2016, we decided to ask the question,

do our Islanders have any hidden talents?

And our Islanders gave us the answer...

Basically, I'm quite talentless.

..no.

# I do it effortless. #

TEXT ALERT Oh, text!

"Islanders, it's time to show us what you've got, as tonight,

"you will take part in the Love Island 2017 talent show."

No! No, no, no! No, no!

Nope. Fucking hell. Not seeing the talent show. No.

What the fuck am I gonna do?

Welcome to our first episode of Cooking With Davide.

Love it, love it.

Proper Italian, I told them I could show my talent in the kitchens.

We don't need garlic.

LAUGHTER

I put my life on the line for that. I did not even win the talent show.

You know what, that was the moment I knew I was gonna marry you.

PLAYS TRUMPET BADLY

BOTH: # Bad bitch, bad bitch It's giving bad bitch, bad bitch

# Bad bitch, bad bitch It's giving bad bitch. #

# It's giving bad bitch Bad bitch, bad bitch. #

THEY LAUGH

# Bring the heat, slay, repeat Bring the heat, slay, repeat... #

Welcome, everybody, to Gracie Bom-bacie's yoga class.

CHEERING

# Bring the heat, slay, repeat... #

RAPS: Yeah, yeah

I love this place This Ekin-Su.

What does that even mean? I feel like dying.

PLAYS SIMPLE TUNE

You keep saying when we get our own house,

you're gonna buy a grand piano. Yeah.

And you're gonna learn how to play again. Yeah.

That's cute, though.

If I crouch, so I can't see you guys.

PLAYS TUNE

PLAYS OUT OF TUNE

LAUGHTER

Carry on, carry on.

Oh, man. It even hurts now.

Sorry, it didn't hurt before, it was perfect.

CHEERING

PLAYS TUNE

It's OK.

IAIN: Coming up, some classic moments.

Do you know what? Get your sandals on and fuck off.

LAUGHTER

I am what I am. I am what I am, and I'll stand by that.

I told you to speak to her. I told you to speak to her.

You're bullshit.

# Tell me you love me... #

IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to Love Island: Decade Of Love.

ALL: Whoo!

LAUGHS

We are digging into the archives, and by we, I obviously mean Tom,

the researcher who sat in Shepherd's Bush

while everyone else buggered off to Mallorca.

Cheers to testing temptation. Testing temptation.

I'll be honest, the stuff Tom dug up was a load of rap.

RAPPING: I've got three girls...

Oh! Oh, my days. Oh, my days!

What the fuck?

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

Hey, babe. Yo, Liv!

Oh! LAUGHTER

Hey, Liv, no hard feelings, man.

No hard feelings. STORMZY LAUGHS

I think it was a little bit awkward to see me (!) Just a touch.

LAUGHS

So, what are we waiting for? Let's dive right in.

Salmon! Salmon!

THEY LAUGH

MAN: Yo. Hey!

Hi!

So why would a load of broke twentysomethings

want to go on an all-expenses-paid trip to a luxury villa in Spain?

Let's find out.

You're going into this villa

wi' a load of hunks, meeting new friends.

Why would I not wanna do that?

I'm looking for my best friend, who's also really hot,

with a nice penis.

I just wanna find a nice guy.

I just don't wanna keep meeting all these idiots.

Who is that girl? Like, who is she?

Where did you find her? I don't know.

Oh, she's cute. Oh, my God!

SONG: 'Young Hearts Run Free'

Wait. What is that noise? FAKE BABY CRYING

Sometimes, we welcome surprise guests to the villa,

who spend the day crying and wetting themselves.

And as well as the Islanders' friends and family,

we also send in babies.

Oh, the baby challenge!

The baby challenge. I hated the baby challenge.

It told me nothing about being a mother.

We've named him Elvis Benedict Jones.

He's called Jamal. Rookie Luke Junior Trotman-Fudge.

I'd love a little boy called Vinny.

Oh, my God. Please. No.

FAKE BABY CRYING

Now she's crying. Funky, now, please.

Yeah, Funky. Baby Funky.

She was a good baby.

Shall we call her Pretzel?

Prince Kavana Joshua Denzel.

Suzuki? Oh. Or Honda.

I don't think you can call a human Honda.

I like the name Cash because it's like money.

We'll call it cash. Cashews.

LAUGHING: Cashew!

Ooh, Bruno. Yeah!

We've named the baby Bruno Fagan.

When we have our kid, we gonna have to call it Bruno.

Sorry, sorry. It's not happening.

This is Star, middle name Sign, so it's Star Sign.

I just remember being in bed,

and you're just about waking up, and all you hear is...

MIMICS FAKE BABY CRIES

Here you go, Osh.

Me and Jon had Ocean.

Have some Coke, babe.

LAUGHTER

Ocean's ten! She's in school, like.

My ears are fucking ringing already. FAKE BABY CRYING

Oh, it's loud, it's loud.

And now we're mums. We're actually mums.

Ooh!

Ruby! Do it.

Ruby! Ruby would be nine.

Where are you, Ruby? If you're out there, come back.

We love you. Aw.

Scary.

I didn't even have to go through labour. I was so happy.

Cara's always been maternal.

When people say, "What do you wanna do?"

you say, "I wanna be a mum."

Girl or boy? You need to check its nu-nu.

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?

He's got a willy.

He's got a willy? Yeah, he's a boy.

LAUGHING: Oh!

Why am I crying? Why am I crying?

It's cos I care about the baby.

Go! # Oh, young hearts

# Run free... # My baby!

Are you OK?

LAUGHTER His arm's come off!

LAUGHING: His arm?

All right, get me the tequila, honestly.

It allowed me to see what you'd be like as a mother.

I wouldn't be just like that, obviously, but...

I think I'd be a hands-on mum. It's not giving that, babe.

Best parents of the year, Dami and Indiyah.

CHEERING

You're in good hands, babe. Good hands.

Yeah, when she's in my hands.

Yeah, good training. You'd be a good dad.

The challenges test valuable skills

our couples will need on the outside.

ALL CHEERING

YELLING, SCREAMING

How else are they gonna know what to do

when someone chucks a bucket of water on them

while they're dressed as a sexy fireman?

This is the worst wedding day ever.

I could bang her and then just choose Tina.

ALL YELLING

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh! If you didn't do anything...

I do not care what you done in the challenge.

I do not care, and I'm not in a mood.

And I don't care about the whole situation.

No, I can't be arsed. It's doing my head in. Luca.

Well, that went well (!)

MEN: Oh!

No, I knew it was gonna be... With love.

SHE GASPS ALL: Oh!

We're not afraid of an old joke on this show,

and our Islanders get to enjoy one of the oldest jokes in the book.

Or should that be fridge?

Either way, it's a rare example

of when clowning around and courtship collide.

Here's the cream of the crop in the classic Snog, Marry, Pie.

CHEERING

Absolute shepherd's pie, mate.

SHE SCREAMS Oh!

Here's some classic Snog, Marry, Pies from the archives.

There we go. Oh! Get in!

ALL: Oh!

Apple pie.

But like a plate of squishy cream left out in the sun,

it can all turn sour very quickly.

I'm gonna kiss this person

because they were the best kiss on the kissing challenge.

But I'm not gonna use tongue. I'm just gonna give her a peck.

LAUGHTER

Aw! Come at me with a ring, I dare you.

Don't bother.

I'm not, I'm saying no.

Are you joking? No.

Put it on your finger or something.

I wanna marry this person because... Don't wanna marry you.

LAUGHS Shh!

You're joking? Exactly what I would've done.

If you're playing Snog, Marry, Pie,

you do not marry the girl that you want to marry.

What do you do instead?

You kiss the girl that you're coupled up with or want.

And you marry her best friend.

If I really liked a boy and he married me and kissed you,

I'd be fuming. Are you dumb?

I was just gonna say there's a lot of traits I see in you

that I could see as wife material.

If you're saying I possess qualities of someone you wanna marry,

why are you kissing someone else?

I don't care if it's a challenge. I don't care for the challenge.

I don't find that funny. In this moment, even now,

I don't feel I've done anything wrong.

You don't feel you've done wrong?

No, I don't. You don't?

Because it's a challenge. That's a problem. OK.

Everybody thinks you're wrong, but you. OK?

That's the truth. OK.

I haven't done anything wrong. You've mugged me off.

You've embarrassed me, made me feel shit.

I pretty much cried in front of you,

and you've not even gone, "Are you OK?"

You don't have that. You're sitting there, bullshitting to yourself.

Not gonna fall out with you. Not gonna fall out.

Walk away, then. Walk away. OK, I will.

Walk away. That's all you do, is walk away

cos you don't want people to think you're a bad person.

I am what I am, I am what I am, and I'll stand by that.

You're bullshit. You're bullshit, Anton, and you know it.

Everyone was thinking, "What is going down?"

That's the thing with Belle. When she goes off, she goes off.

Yeah. Like, she goes.

Cheers, girls. GIRLS: Yay!

One night of passion... Cheers.

Cheers. Remember, we're all friends.

..when loyalty was on the line.

The women wanted answers.

Men. They all lie to you.

They all lie to you. They all trick you.

The men wanted extra salty popcorn and a family bag of Skittles.

Cool. Prick.

I told you about my kiss.

What the fuck else do you want me to tell you?

All right, man. Released in 2021...

..Movie Night.

Oof!

Oh, my God.

I want you in bed the most. Oh!

No, please!

CHUCKLES SOFTLY

Why is that funny? Why is that funny?

You're fucking embarrassing. Do you know that?

You made it out that you didn't say any of that stuff like that,

and you've said it like that.

Do you not think I feel fucking embarrassed right now?

Fucking idiot.

You're so cute. Come here.

MAN: Oh, no! Stop! Oh!

CHEERING

Laughing at my boy's downfall. All right.

Imagine that the other way round. That's fucking... Nah.

Imagine that was the other way round. Innit?

She's happy with Elom. You saw it. Yeah, clearly.

She has a good connection.

Don't have an issue with what's gone on.

Can we all agree?

Leah, you're starting to do a lot of talking.

For fuck's sake. What are you on about?

You're the fucking spokesperson, suddenly.

You haven't fucking spoke for about four weeks.

# Turn it up, turn it loud

# Till you ain't got a choice... #

GIGGLING Stop. Fuck off.

What's Leah done?

Why is he coming for Leah? Exactly.

Because you decided to put a comment out there earlier

about no-one wanting me at Casa.

She's happy. I don't get what the issue is.

That was a positive one for me.

# Lights! Camera! Action! That's it. #

LAUGHTER

No, that was iconic, that.

That was rude. She wants to crash out.

The sexual attraction,

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only person that realises that

in this conversation right now.

And it's a problem. I don't trust you.

Do you know what? Get your sandals on and fuck off.

LAUGHTER

She goes mad, don't she?

You question why I don't wanna be people's girlfriends. Yeah.

What was played in front of my eyes

is exactly why I don't wanna be someone's fucking girlfriend.

I get you, babe, I can't lie.

Oh!

Ha, God! Oh, brilliant!

Will it actually speak?

No. Don't know what you're talking about.

If I was you, I would just keep walking, Teddy.

Oh, shit. What?

Teddy's there.

I have absolutely fuck all to say to you, so just keep walking.

Speak to everyone else?

Yes, I will. If I want to speak to everyone else about my problems

and not you, guess what?

I'm gonna speak. But it's our problem.

It's not our problem, it's a you problem cos I have no problems.

Everything shown on that fucking TV screen was...

I'd already told you, so I have no problems in this.

I haven't got problem with you. I've got a problem with you.

Obviously, you do. So it's a you problem

cos it's a you...

So talk about it, rather than doing that.

Oh!

Actually, I don't wanna fucking speak to you right now

cos I don't wanna scream at you because...

Scream at me. I want to speak to you, so speak.

But I don't want to speak to you

because right now, you look like a two-faced prick.

And I want nothing to do with you. I look like a two-faced prick?

Everything that was shown on me on that fucking screen, you knew.

Everything that was shown of you on that fucking screen,

I knew jack shit about.

Everyone else knew. Oh, everyone else knew but me.

What was there to know? The screen, Teddy.

What was there to know?

Everything on that screen was what I didn't fucking know, Teddy.

You are a twat, honestly.

Yeah, OK. I'm a twat.

What, because I told you the truth and you told me jack shit?

So I lied to you? I lied to you?

No. Yeah, you didn't fucking tell me the truth.

No, I didn't lie to you. Didn't fucking tell me the truth.

Exactly. I didn't lie to you. Fuck off!

You're an idiot.

Yes, I am, for fucking believing your shit.

Back then, it was brutal. Brutal. So good.

Coming up, Hannah gets hitched.

Would you do the honour?

Oh, dear. Man alive.

And Molly gets ditched.

"Molly, you are now single

"and therefore have been dumped from the island."

GASPS

IAIN STIRLING: Welcome back to the final part of Decade Of Love.

For ten years, we've been watching highbrow conversations...

I do like a tradesman. Well, I'm a plasterer and tiler at trade.

GASPS So, if I've got

a ceiling falling through, you're my guy.

Listen, any holes need filled, I'm your guy. Oh, my...

SCREAMING

..infectious chat... Your smile is so contagious.

Literally, I see you smile, and it just makes me smile. Really?

Oh, my God!

..and all-out grafting. You don't fancy me there, do you?

You're beautiful. That's how you met me.

You're beautiful. At all angles and at all times.

Did you shag? Blink once if you did.

SCREAMING # I have to praise you... #

LAUGHTER

# I have to praise you... #

FYI, guys, you're running out of time

to do a classic Iain voice-over montage.

Just saying.

Anyway, here's a load of auditions

which are apparently more important than celebrating my ten years

sweating blood for this show (!)

But I'm fun to be around. I just can be a bit crazy sometimes.

I can go over the top.

On a night out. Other than that, I'm fine.

I could be happily married for 30 years.

If a bird farted in front of me, I'd get a divorce.

SHE BREAKS WIND I didn't mean to do that.

That's half-hour timeout.

That won us... I'm telling you now, this won us Love Island.

I swear to you. Yeah.

She still farts like a builder that's had a good breakfast. Yeah.

MUSIC: 'Habanera' by Georges Bizet

The Love Island firepit has been burning non-stop for ten years,

giving us tension, drama and horrendous gas bills.

The couple with the fewest votes is...

So, the boy we've decided to dump...

The boy I would like to couple up with is...

Around the fire pit, the temperature is always guaranteed to rise

because it's made of fire.

We've seen dramatic dumpings... Eyal.

The boy with the fewest votes,

and therefore dumped from the island, is...

Mehdi. GASPING

Oh, my gosh.

Zachariah.

"Molly, you are now single, and therefore

"have been dumped from the island." GASPING

"Please pack your bags and say your goodbyes."

..emotional re-couplings...

I would like to couple up with this girl because... erm...

I wasn't given a lot of choice

cos of a certain gigantic bellend. LAUGHTER

Mate, who are you calling a bellend?

I'm calling you a bellend. ALL SPEAK AT ONCE

Sit down, stuck-up prick.

So, the girl I would like to couple up with is Abi.

I would like to couple up with this girl because

she doesn't deserve to be treated how she has been this past 24 hours.

Say that again!

..and cheeky steals.

So, the boy that I want to couple up with is...

Dom.

I remember feeling like a little teenage boy at this point because

she was... I remember her being so, like, womanly.

Sorry, babes.

So, the boy that I want to couple up with... Luca.

LUCA: Come here.

I have decided to steal this girl.

Uma.

APPLAUSE

Kem.

So, the person that I've chosen is...

..Josh.

Fuck this, I'm off. Can't be arsed to sit here.

I can't believe they're making a mug out of me.

SHE SCREAMS

Can we turn it off?

No! LAUGHTER

But despite all the drama,

Love Island is all about the romance,

so let's celebrate that crazy little thing called Love...

Island.

# Think about it There must be higher love... #

Hannah. SHE GASPS

Would you do the honour...

As if! ..of making me the happiest man alive, and marry me?

GASPS

Yeah, babe, of course I would.

SQUEALING, APPLAUSE

Can you believe that? On the telly? Mad. No, I can't.

Who does that?

I fucking love you to pieces. I love you too.

Yeah, I will be your wife.

Spoiler alert if you haven't watched series one, it didn't last.

But here's some that did stand the test of time.

I love you. SHE SQUEALS

And I'm so thankful for doing this journey with you.

I love you too. Oh, my goodness.

Jessie, I do. CHEERING

I really do love you.

I haven't experienced happiness quite like this,

and it's all down to this one.

I can call you my boyfriend.

Yeah. I've got a girlfriend.

There is no other person I want to share it with than you.

GIRL: Amazing.

I wonder if you wanna be my girlfriend.

SHE LAUGHS Yeah.

I do! Yeah? Yeah.

Oh, my God, I can't believe that.

Like, I wanna get to know you, and I don't think

there's a better opportunity to do it than tonight. No.

Adore you, and can't wait to see what the future has in store for us.

Aw! That's really cute.

I'm proud of you. I'm proud of your journey.

Proud of everything. You're gonna make me cry. Yeah.

It was a beautiful time together, wasn't it? That's it.

I think when you know, you know. Mm-hm.

And I definitely know

I do love you. HE GIGGLES

I have definitely, definitely fallen in love with you.

Oh! BOTH LAUGH

We've been through a lot. Yeah.

And we've come to the other side.

And we have Love Island to thank for it. Yes, we have.

Will you... be my...

SHE GIGGLES ..girl... friend?

Yes. Yes? Yes, I'll be your girlfriend.

You'll be my girlfriend? Yeah.

For real, for real? For real, for real.

So you're actually my girlfriend?

We've made so much memories since the show.

It's so cool how we've left Love Island

and it's still part of our life.

I wanna look back on this in 30 years' time

and tell our grandchildren how we met,

and that we used to be banging.

We've got this far.

Let's keep going, me and you, on this crazy adventure,

still making memories and one day making babies.

Don't think we had any expectations, did we?

We just went in, had a laugh, and then...

Won it. That's not the prize, is it?

Now you've got a missus and two kids.

That's the prize, no? That's the prize.

Yeah, that's the biggest prize of them all.

# I got that feeling again

# Like it's an endless summer... #

Sadly, we're almost at the end.

Yes, like a horny couple in a communal bedroom,

we've gone all the way and almost completed our look back

at ten glorious years in paradise. LAUGHTER

And what better way to bow out than to remind ourselves

of what this show is really all about -

other than commercial deals and sponsorships -

our fantastic Islanders.

I was dying!

# Endless summer... #

Max and Jess! CHEERING

Nathan and Cara! CHEERING

Kem and Amber! CHEERING

Dani and Jack! CHEERING

Greg and Amber! CHEERING

Paige and Finn! CHEERING

Millie and Liam! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ekin-Su and Davide!

SHE SCREAMS, CHEERING

# Got that feeling again... #

Kai and Sanam! CHEERING

What?!

Jess and Sammy. CHEERING

Mimii and Josh! CHEERING

# An endless summer... #

SCREAMING

Well, that has been one hot decade of love.

SCREAMING What an amazing ten years.

But, FYI, you're cutting it really fine

if you're going to fit in that best of Iain Stirling montage.

# It's an endless summer. #

Oh, hang on, birthday cake first!

BOTH: Happy ten years, Love Island.

PARTY BLOWERS HONKING

SHE GIGGLES

BOTH: Happy ten years.

Cheers. Cheers.

HONKING

Oh, mine didn't work. CURTIS LAUGHS

That doesn't normally happen, I promise.

BOTH LAUGH

BOTH: Happy ten years, Love Island. HONKING

CHEERING

PLAYS 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' TUNELESSLY

BOTH: # Happy birthday... #

RANDOM PIANO NOTES # Dear Love Island

# Happy birthday to you. # SHE VOCALISES

BOTH: # Happy birthday to you. # HIGH-PITCHED HONK

HIGH-PITCHED NOTE

What the f...? What? It's like a signalling horn.

Who you signalling? Who are you calling? The world.

OK. The world. OK.

Good news, the producers have told me there's just enough time

to squeeze in that best of Iain Stirling montage.

So sit back and enjoy, guys.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you. Hello, everyone.

Oh, ran out of time.

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