Original subtitles

What Shin needs is a girl who's irritating.

We're perfect for each other.

Please marry me!

All right.

I can take the place of your grandpa.

We're both broken people,

so let's be together.

This might be good.

This is good!

Right?

What? Why are you smiling?

Well... You've gotten better at cooking, right?

Since I became Shizuka-san's assistant.

I'm actually really good.

I see.

You're right.

Well, after all that,

we're back to how things were before.

Yeah. After all that.

I'm having so much fun every day.

Are you?

Yeah. I'm with you.

You're the most convenient guy in the world for me, Haruta.

You won't leave me alone,

and you'll be with me until you're an old man, right?

No, no, no.

That's not right.

I just said I'd take the place of your grandfather.

I didn't say I'd be with you until I was his age.

It doesn't really matter, does it?

You'll be his age soon, right?

That's not true!

That's rude!

Well, anyway, I'm happy right now.

I'm having fun.

Got it?

Oh, what about you?

Are you happy now?

I don't really like being treated like something you just remembered, but...

Well, yes.

I'm glad.

But you know, if there's one problem in this paradise...

What is it?

It would be your getting excited.

Are you going to be okay, Haruta?

Oh, not anymore...

Then what about the way I dress?

Is there a way I could dress that would really excite you?

No, not really...

There has to be! You're a man!

Tell me, now!

Please don't.

You just admitted there is one.

Tell me! Tell me! Tell me!

Tell me!

Fine! Fine! Fine!

What? A shrine priestess outfit?

Oh, well, when I was in high school...

...the girl I liked dressed like that for her part-time job.

Please don't make me do this.

Does it look good on me?

Wow! It looks great!

Right?

All this stuff came from my mom's house this morning.

I gave her the clothes I didn't need and stuff,

but she said they're taking up space and sent them all to me.

And this was in there.

It kind of makes you seem holy.

But I don't know if I should keep it.

You totally should!

Why did she send this?

That's kind of awkward, isn't it?

Sorry, sorry.

You wore this, didn't you, Shizuka?

I did, yeah.

You must've been pretty...

I'm going to go change.

The fashion show's over!

Marriage, huh?

No, I don't have anything to say right now, really.

I'll wait until something happens.

It's not free.

We'll accept what's in your heart

All right... Okay!

Good work. Good work.

Good work.

Good work.

Good work.

So what's this?

A shrine priestess outfit.

A shrine priestess outfit?

That's right. Jeez...

No, no.

What's more important is what Haruta-kun said, right?

Huh? What did he say?

That he could be just the guy you needed?

Yeah. He's such a nice guy.

I don't know if you're just young or shallow or what...

What?

Well, you see,

doesn't that mean he really loves you from the bottom of his heart?

Stop taking things in that direction.

Why?

Because it's not about love right now.

It's fun being with him, so I'm happy right now.

It's fine.

Haruta's decided he's never falling in love,

and if I ever fall in love, I'll break.

We're perfect for each other.

I'm not good with that stuff.

That "oh, maybe this is kind of nice" squishy, vague feeling.

Decide, damn it.

In life, you need to make your decisions on the spot.

I mean, the relationship you're talking about isn't going to last forever.

Hey, you don't know that.

Well, it's fine with me.

Thank you.

Enjoy your squishiness for the rest of your life.

Excuse me, Kamoda-san.

Yes? Yes?

What is it?

Really?

This is...

Me?

It was going so well, too...

Boss.

Haruta, got a second?

Can I ask you about a problem?

Oh, sure.

Crazy For Me

Episode 9

So, like, once things are going well as lovers,

do you get married next?

Not always, but...

Really?

Wait, you're asking me this?

Shouldn't I? I mean you've done it and I haven't.

I guess that's true.

So I've had something I decided a long time ago.

Not so much marriage, but... the proposal?

There's something I've always wanted to do.

And I'm never going to back down on it.

The place. And the words.

And I've picked the type of ring, too.

What will it be like?

That's a secret.

It's a surprise.

The girl I'm marrying has to be the first in the world to know.

I see.

It's something I'm never going to back down on.

You know how sometimes people just get married just because?

Or the girl proposes?

That's no good.

I see.

And?

What were you asking me about?

Well, I mean, you taught me a lot about the problems a man has...

...when he's in a relationship with his lover, right?

Well, maybe...

So I wanted you to tell me what problems there are when you get married.

You're going to get married?

No, no...

Well, just so I'm ready?

You know, I'm...

Yeah?

Am I not growing as a person?

I am, right?

You are, yeah!

Right?

I'm amazing.

I understand.

I'll tell you about it.

I'm going to tell you how hard marriage is for a guy.

It's going to take a long time.

And I can't guarantee that, as a result, you'll still want to get married.

Will you listen anyway?

Please do.

Are you sure about this, boss?

Wow, marriages these days are pricey!

Well, it's a once in a lifetime event, right?

Boss?

Boss?

Maybe I laid it on too thick?

I'm back...

Oh! Welcome back, Haruta!

Welcome back!

What happened? Something good?

Yeah. Right?

Right? Right? Right?

What was it?

Huh?

Shin's not with you?

Oh, I saw him at the shop,

but I don't know where he went after that.

I see...

I was going to tell him first.

I see.

Shall I wait?

No, I can't keep it to myself.

Maybe I'll tell you!

You see...

I may be putting out a book!

That's amazing!

Yeah!

It's amazing, yeah.

It's still at the presentation stage, though.

But it seems like they want to pick me.

What kind of book?

It's a wedding book.

Know what a "house wedding" is?

I can kind of guess.

You coordinate everything yourselves.

The ceremony, the party...

It's not held at a hotel or a hall or anything.

I want to put out a book that shows you how to do it all for yourself.

That sounds hard.

But that's amazing.

Yeah, but to make it a sure thing,

I need an idea with a little more impact.

Impact?

Or maybe "reality"?

What do you mean by "reality"?

You know how in these books it's always a cute girl...

...and her handsome husband as the models?

I don't want that.

I want more... familiarity?

I want the models to seem real.

It'll be hard to find them,

but do you think there are any couples really getting married anywhere?

If there were, this presentation would definitely be a success.

Really getting married, huh?

And there also isn't much time.

Given the time it takes to publish,

we need to have the ceremony next week.

Which means we need a couple who knows they're getting married,

but hasn't made any reservations.

And they're all, "Wah! Nothing is ready! What do we do?"

Are there really any people like that?

No, there aren't.

Yeah. You're right.

So maybe we'll just have to make it look like there are.

Hmm?

Are there any?

I just had this feeling that we saw some people say,

"Let's get married!" "Okay!"

Who?

Well?

Are you in?

What do you think, Kayako-san?

Is it... free?

It is.

I'm in.

I thought so.

And what about you, Ryou-kun?

I'm fine with it if Kayako-san is.

Okay.

I understand!

What's gotten into him?

I think one of the circuits in his brain has shut off.

If he thinks, he's going to go insane.

Um... Will we really be okay?

Me, especially?

Is that okay for your concept?

Well, it is a bit of a problem,

but we don't have anybody else..

It's a problem.

We're going for realism, you know,

but there's a limit.

We don't want that much realism!

What you're saying is actually very rude.

Wait a second.

But you know, most people in the world have no fashion sense.

Okay. We'll give it a go.

What were you thinking about when you closed your eyes just now?

Oh, don't worry. It's fine.

Thanks so much, guys.

Thank you.

Thank you so very much, ma'am.

I'll give you the details another day.

Bye then.

Farewell.

Bye.

Bye!

Okay! We've got our couple!

It's gonna get busy!

I'll be upstairs.

Shin's late, isn't he?

Oh, something good happened for Miyako-chan, too, didn't it?

Did it?

What was it?

Oh, that...

Wait, aren't you busy, Shizuka-san?

I'll help.

Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'll turn down all other work until the day of the photo shoot.

And until then it's all stuff I do on my own.

And since it really is an amazing thing,

think about yourself first, okay?

Let's both do our best!

Yay!

What happened?

Oh, when we were shooting, the cameraman asked me if I wanted to be a model.

That's amazing!

Is it?

But it sounds really hard.

I can't do it.

What's hard about it?

I guess they're putting out a magazine for new clothes,

and once they start shooting, it's going to be...

...from morning until night every day.

I see.

I don't want that.

And as it turns out, they're going overseas to shoot.

Awful, huh?

No, normally people would think that's great, not awful, right?

Really?

That's a once-in-a-lifetime chance!

You should take it!

If they're asking you, it means you've got talent, right?

Why are you mad, Haruta?

No, I'm not mad, but...

Did you turn it down then?

Yeah.

I turned him down.

He said to think it over and that he'd take my call any time.

But I don't want to do it.

Why?

Why not try it?

No. You should do it.

What do you mean "should"?

I hate the word "should."

Listen.

Listen carefully.

You can do the job.

You're needed.

You can be useful to someone.

I think it's wonderful to have a place like that in society.

The work I used to do...

At that company.

The job I lost when I had my breakdown...

But I didn't dislike the job.

It was a job worth doing.

And sometimes it was fun.

I want you to have that same experience.

Why not try it?

Huh?

Please try it.

It's a request from your grandpa.

What?

Please.

That makes me mad!

My grandpa wouldn't say something like that.

Grandpa Haruta says it.

Fine!

I just have to do it, right?!

You don't just have to?

I'll do it gladly.

Huh?

Goodnight.

I don't like you, Grandpa Haruta.

You suck!

Sorry I suck...

I'm off to my model job!

See you later!

Um, do your best...

She bought this stuff...

Did I go too far?

Am I really someone who can lecture other people?

Spicy!

Taba...tabasco...

Okay, move.

Legs bent.

Sorry.

Turn around.

Don't stagger.

Sorry.

Okay, pose.

That's good.

That's good. Great.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

Okay, smile.

Smile! Smile!

What is that?

Smile! Smile!

Sorry.

Look at them.

Smile like that.

Try it.

What is that look?

I'm sorry.

One more time.

No!

Like this-

Get your damn hands off me!

Oh, I'm sorry.

Like this?

Let's take a break.

What is this place?

What is this place?

And you know, I don't have anything to tell you.

No problems at all.

Oh, and sorry, but I don't have any money.

You're the one who invited me.

Oh, is it one of those things?

The first one's free and then they make you come to the next?

Sorry, I'll take a pass.

Well, I've got free time, so I'll stay here.

Hey, you know that sign you've got?

That really stupid-looking heart-shaped one?

Has that ever broken before?

It has, right?

That was me.

Sorry.

That thing pisses me off.

How to kill time?

I see.

You had a terrible breakup when you were young that broke your heart.

And so you wanted to be able to understand how those people felt.

What the heck?

Well, it doesn't matter.

And you can't forget her.

You've loved her all this time.

I'm kind of hungry.

Oh, let's order takeout.

You're paying.

Got a menu?

Give me a menu.

Menu. Menu!

Okay.

Pizza will do fine.

Let me pick.

I hope you see her some day.

Which should I pick?

What? Really?

Hooray! I'm so happy!

I'll do my best! Thank you!

I'll do my absolute best!

Shin! Shin! It's happening!

I'm going to be busy!

That's amazing! Congratulations!

Huh? What are you doing, Shin?

I'll be making dinner for a while.

You can't do that. I'll do it.

Shizuka.

Things are going to be really hard for you now, right?

You need to take a break where you can.

Shin...

Don't worry. It's not a Texas burger.

Thanks.

Look.

A Texas omelet.

That's kind of amazing.

A heart-shape.

Sit, sit.

Thank you.

Okay.

I'll do my best.

Okay.

Thanks.

Let's eat.

I'm back!

Welcome back.

Good work today.

You, too.

How'd it go?

The work?

Okay, I guess.

You think you can keep it up?

Yeah.

I'm glad.

But I'm tired.

I'm going to sleep.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Keep up the good work.

Right, right.

Bye.

Um...

Bye.

Sure.

It's good.

Nothing to do?

I guess.

Me, neither.

What?

Did you do something again?

Be quiet.

Am I like a dad who lost his job?

I've got nothing to do until tonight.

If I stay here, Haruta will come by...

Let's go somewhere.

Some place that doesn't cost money and where we can kill time. Let's go.

Where?

Let's go.

There's gotta be something!

Shougi Club Meeting Please come in!

You suck.

I've got this.

Time's going so slow.

It's your turn.

Huh? Oh.

Pay attention, damn it.

If you're that bored, then leave.

Shut up.

You ever think...

...about your future?

You have any dreams about the future?

What?

I was looking at the "shou" kanji on the king.

You don't look like you do.

I don't have any, either, by the way.

I'm not like you.

I have a dream.

What?

If you have one, then tell me.

No, you'll laugh.

I won't laugh.

If you laugh, I'm going to start stalking you again.

What kind of threat is that?

I'm always...

...the one falling in love, and they never love me.

So I want someone to tell me they love me first.

Huh.

Thanks for...

...not laughing.

What kind of guy do you want?

Kind of a thug type,

who's like, "You. Come with me."

Is that supposed to be like a shoujo manga?

Leave it alone.

Oh, what happened with Shin-sama?

Love and dreams are separate things.

And check.

I've got your future!

No future!

That's what you get!

Okay, I've got your future now.

That doesn't make sense!

I'm the one who won!

So we both have no future.

No way!

One more time?

Yeah.

It's kind of strange what's happened to this shop, right?

You're right.

I miss the old days.

The old days?

Yes.

When you lived alone in that storeroom,

and all you did was go between here and there,

and sometimes I'd come in here and take care of you.

I miss those peaceful days.

Oh, does Miyako like shougi?

Shougi?

Yeah.

I don't know. I've never asked.

I see.

She's been working so hard since yesterday.

She leaves early in the morning and works until night.

She's working as a model.

I hope it goes well.

Huh?

What do you mean "Huh?"

Well...

The nightmare is back!

The nightmare from when I was a student!

No matter how old I was, they always told me that I couldn't keep my mouth shut.

Why?

I mean, if you see somebody lying or doing something wrong,

telling someone is the right thing to do, right?

Is it right to just pretend you didn't see it?

Is that the society you want to live in?

I don't!

It doesn't make sense.

Who can't keep their mouth shut? Screw you!

Haruta-san!

About Miyako...

What are you doing?

I'm back.

Welcome back.

Did you win at shougi?

Actually, it was really hard?

Huh?

Haruta...

What are you doing?

You didn't go to work?

I went.

I went...

...and I did my best.

I did my best...

But it didn't work.

I can't move the way people want me to.

I'm no good.

I tried to do what you said, but...

I see.

That face...

I hate it when people look disappointed in me!

I don't want to see you make that face.

I hate it when people look disappointed!

I can't help it! I'm no good!

You're the one person I don't want to make that face!

I'm sorry.

Do I have to think about my future and my job right now?

Do I?

All I want to do is stay here.

That might not be okay for my whole life,

but it's so fun here!

I like being here and messing around with you,

and saying "Haruta!"

That's what I want.

That's all I want.

I'm happy!

I've never been this happy before.

Is that not okay?

Is that not enough?

So I have to hurry?

Haruta...

It's okay.

It's okay.

I'm sorry.

Grandpa Haruta wasn't being very nice, was he?

And I put too much pressure on you.

I'm sorry.

I'm not a person who can talk to other people like that.

Right?

And I left you alone again, didn't I?

Oh, you weren't alone.

Yeah.

We're friends now.

She's a good girl.

I'm glad to hear it.

I don't have to force myself to go out anymore.

I'm so tired.

Good work today.

What's so funny?

Nothing's funny.

It's funny!

Which is it?

I don't know.

I don't know!

Does it hurt?

No.

Actually, it does hurt.

I'm sorry.

I realized something.

Love at this age is hard.

And he's really hot!

When is he going to start hating me?

When is he going to leave?

I need to make sure I'm pretty all the time,

and I need to be tense all the time, too.

It's such a pain.

I don't need real love at my age, after all.

A love that'll never happen will do.

No, a love that'll never happen is what's best.

All I need is Bullet Train. They're always fun.

That's what I've decided.

So I'm sorry, but I'm not getting married.

I'm really sorry!

Goodbye!

Hey, hey...

Huh?

Stop?

Shizuka!

Are you okay, Shizuka?

I'm fine, I'm fine.

There it is, huh?

Hello?

Thank you.

What happened?

Kayako-san canceled her marriage.

And?

So Shizuka doesn't know what to do.

Oh, I see...

Actually, the bride and groom were having problems,

and the marriage is off.

Yes.

Wait a second.

It's fine. I'll find one.

Of course!

If I have to, I'll get married!

"That's a good idea"? No, actually...

Um, putting that aside...

Just leave it to me.

Thank you.

Bye.

Shizuka-san?

Shin?

Yes?

You and I...

We're lovers, and we're living together, right?

Yeah.

It's going well, right?

You're right.

So...

You ever think about it?

Our future, maybe?

Ever think about getting married?

Of course.

Really?

Actually, me, too. I've been thinking about it.

I see!

I see...

I'm so glad.

We both feel the same way.

I'm glad.

So, um... Why don't we move our plans for that future up a little?

Huh?

Next Wednesday.

Huh?

I mean, you're okay with getting married, right?

And I'm very okay with it.

So the question is when do we do it?

And so I'm saying maybe we could do that a little sooner than planned, maybe?

Is the proposal over?

Did I propose? Did you propose?

Both of us?

And we accepted?

Thank you.

And congratulations.

So why don't we do it next Wednesday?

Shizuka-san, I understand how you feel,

but can't you do it without really getting married?

No, we can't.

There's a page where we hand in the marriage paperwork,

and they've already approved a newlywed's book.

No, but you really can't...

Shin?

You're right. Yeah.

We really can't.

Sorry, Shin.

Shizuka?

Yeah.

Let's do that.

Huh?

It's okay?

Yeah.

What?!

Shin! Thank you!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Congratulations!

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Is somebody here?

Ryou-kun?

What's wrong?

Fumi-san...

My...

...heart is broken!

Are you okay?

Check.

Is this okay?

Good morning.

Um, are things okay?

I'm okay.

Bye!

See you later!

No, I mean the boss...

Am I okay with this?

This isn't going to work!

Shoot (Wedding)

Yes, I'll go.

I'm on my way. Yes.

I want to see it for myself.

Yes. Yes. Yes, just a moment.

Okay.

Shin? Shin, are you here?

The dress is ready, too...

I'll try it on.

Huh?

Shin!

Shin!

Shin!

Shin!

Shin!

Shin!

Shin...

Hey, Haruta!

Hello.

Want to go buy some stuff for dinner?

Okay.

Let's go.

What do you want?

What did we have yesterday?

What is that?

What happened?

Shin...

He ran away!

So that's what happens.

I'm going on a journey. -Shin

It's finally time for the last episode of Crazy For Me!

The last episode of crazy love!

Boss, where did you go?

Crazy For Me Final Episode Maximum Chaos! The marriage is off?

What's going to happen to the marriage?

What's going to happen?

Bullet Train Gets Involved Takashi Appears!

What should I do?

I'm sure something terrible is going to happen.

A surprising couple is born?! What will be the fate of these four irritating people?!

Really, what's going on?

Shizuka-san's heart is broken by Shin-sama's running away.

Miyako's gaze finally locks on to me!

More and more surprisingly couples are made in the last episode!

It's the finale to all love!

What's going to happen?

This drama is a work of fiction.

What's going on?