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(Транскрибовано за допомогою TurboScribe.ai. Оновити до Необмеженого, щоб прибрати це повідомлення.) Well, Professor Heisager, it seems all your

years of hard work are finally coming to

fruition.

Yes, Professor Coruscant, in just a few weeks

we will be able to reveal our amazing

invention.

And I will be known as the creator

of the time machine.

That will be a great day indeed.

Professor Roasaga speaking.

This is General Zhukov.

I have some unfortunate news.

Oh, what's that?

The finance department have instructed me to inform

you that if you cannot tangibly demonstrate the

actual working efficiency of your project, then they

will have no option but to build a

plug, i.e. no more funding.

But this is crazy.

Hello.

So what did General Zhukov say?

They want to see a demonstration.

But the project is dead.

But it's not ready yet.

I know, but we have no choice.

Dr. Lust, come here a minute.

Come on, don't be shy.

Yes, sir.

Now tell me, Dr. Lust, are you happy

with your deck?

Yes, sir.

That's good.

Now you see this machine here?

It is a top secret project.

And I would like you to help us

prepare its readiness.

So, will you help us?

Yes, sir.

Good.

At the moment we are working on time

dilation with our Velocitron here.

We can influence gravitational mass, but we still

need to adjust the temporal coordinate systems and

clock synchronization using Einstein synchronization procedure.

But are you sure it's safe?

Of course it's safe, you fool.

Now I want you to step inside the

machine for me, so I can take some

measurements.

Now hurry up, I don't have all day.

Yes, sir.

Go on, don't be afraid.

That's it, keep walking.

Well, Professor Korsakov, I think it's time for

our first demonstration.

Are you sure this is wise?

Believe me, we have no choice.

Doctor Lost, the process has started.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask

you to remove all your clothing.

What?

Why?

Any clothing could cause a problem when transmogrifying.

You must strip!

What?

Stupid bitch, she deaf.

Strip!

No, I won't.

Let me see.

Let me out!

It's too late, the process has started.

Now strip!

That's it, keep going, it's for your own

good.

Let me out!

She still has to take her pants off.

She will.

That's it, very nice.

Now you're ready for your journey.

Where are you sending me?

I'm afraid we can't save Professor.

What?

Basically, it's our first test, so we will

just have to see what happens.

But what will happen when I get there?

Well, Doctor Lost, you'll just have to ask

for some help, I guess.

I've been naked.

I think that's the least of her problems.

Look, let's just see what happens.

So you don't know where or when?

Sorry.

So how do I return?

You're still working on that.

What?

Okay, enough talking, let's start the show.

Boosting gravitational magnitude.

So far, so good.

Vibrations peaking at 96 kilohertz.

It looks like we're on course for a

perfect teleportation, Doctor Rosanna.

Her body is holding a veil.

This gravitational time plus theta will create such

intense vibrations that you'll probably enjoy multiple orgasms

prior to teleportation.

Hey, a bit like sitting on a washing

machine.

Times a thousand.

Everything is going to be fine.

Her body is slowly being deconstructed and ready

for teleportation.

To choosing possible generation.

They gave me a hint now.

Increasing gravitational pull to 6 millions.

She's taking it in well.

She's beginning to use a tough move here.

What's now activating teleportation?

Well, stage one seems to be a success.

Yes, Professor, but where is she?

That's for us to try and find out

somehow.

And if we do find her, then we

can try and bring her back.

The computer seems to be phoning in on

her location.

Using her vagina juice for the source of

DNA was an excellent idea, Professor.

Yes, she gave us copious samples.

The last

is in a jungle somewhere.

Damn, we've lost the location.

It seems that the computer is having difficulty

logging into her DNA.

The computer is now in the jungle.

The computer is moving.

I think I've seen her before.

Why are you here, Doctor?

It's obvious.

She's a spy.

Are you a spy?

I asked you a question.

Answer, bitch!

Naked witch!

But you have the taste of the touch

of the wind against your skin.

Leave me alone!

This is Professor Rosaga.

Can you get me the engineer department?

Thanks.

This is Professor Rosaga.

We need you to help attenuate the time

dilation capacitor.

What does he say?

He says it's going to cost us.

Well, we have no choice.

Get over here as fast as you can.

Yes, of course I have the money.

Get over here

as fast as you can.

Yes, of course I have the money.

Get over here as fast as you can.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

What did you say, Butterfly?

You'd better start talking.

I have no patience.

Help!

How nice of you.

Do you feel comfortable on my other side?

Are you still able to talk?

Look, we must try a little harder.

I understand.

So what do you think is the problem?

The arcade has stopped, for God's sake.

So how long will it take for you

to fix it?

Well, I can't say really.

How long is a piece of string?

Half long, indeed.

What's happening?

It's time for you to talk.

Why are you in my country?

What do you want?

I don't know anything.

CIA, you know you're under arrest.

Now start talking.

I'm not CIA.

I can find out.

I ask you, are you looking for something

else to take from your body?

It's good to find it absolutely clean.

Such a delicate flower.

Leave me alone.

You don't order me around.

You'd better be careful.

CIA, you witch.

Bitch.

Are you with him in Siena, or do

you plan to meet him in Washington?

Your daughter, the judge, is ready for the

inspection.

I wonder what we'll find.

Tell me.

CIA mirrors seem to be very, very old.

I think this witch is the one who

likes to be interrogated.

I wonder.

Are you a woman, CIA agent?

Yes.

Yes.

I've been following you for a long time.

I've been following you for a long time.

Bitch.

Violence against women is bad.

If you don't give me the kid, I'll

send you to hell.

Get up, bitch.

I ask you, are you looking for something

else to take from your body?

They'll do something to you.

The anisometry is going completely crazy.

It's not as easy as that.

First I have to remove the circuit board

system.

I'm afraid we'll get on with it, you

stupid little man.

This is an emergency.

We've got him.

Very good.

It's a pleasure to have a mother like

you.

Yes, yes.

Boy, boy, no?

It's a pleasure to have a son like

you.

Holy God!

Help!

Help!

This is a 44 Magnum.

The most powerful weapon in the world.

It can blow up the air in your

mouth.

Hansel, forget this stupid question.

Do you think I'm going to kill you

in the street?