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They say every eat, pray, love journey has to start somewhere.

I guess this is as good a place as any.

It's clean.

Yeah, see, I told you it was mellow.

I'm sociably responsible.

Can I go now?

Sheesh. Oh, and ladies,

can you follow me on TikTok?

Go away.

Whatever.

Come on.

Are you sure it's on the checklist? Don't be such a pussy.

Fine. Guys, recreational use is, like, legal in half the time, okay?

So, they need to get in the spirit.

Ah!

Let's get in here.

You okay?

Uh, yeah.

Thanks.

Get there.

Jesus Christ, what happened to you?

Shut up.

Did you just puke?

Melissa, I haven't seen you puke since like year nine, and I've definitely seen

you party pretty hard. You're not pregnant, are you?

Melissa? Eat, pray, love, while knocked up.

Melissa?

That's when the universe really shows up.

I mean, just fucking hell.

This is, this is, Henry,

this is amazing.

A sci -fi novel about a sci -fi novelist trying to invent time travel just so

that he can write the definitive sci -fi time travel novel. I mean, come on.

Miramac, boom.

Great pivot, Henry.

Did you have a hand in line in this?

No. Yeah.

I mean,

well, she helped you out.

I may have made a casual observation that seeded the idea, but really it was

there already.

Thanks.

Well, whoever it was, it is brilliant. It is brilliant.

I mean, it's like we can finally see the real you in here.

In here.

Thanks. So, guys,

when can we see the rest of it?

You know that's not how they work.

Ellie? Shh.

Well, you are the doctor. Oh, shut up.

Is she going to tell Henry?

Hell no. Why?

Because there's nothing to tell him.

It's probably a false positive.

Well, you've already gone through a pre -pick. Yeah, well, I'll do another three

till it's not.

Anyway, I've already taken a blood test. And what if that comes back positive?

Which it won't. But if it does, then I'll figure it out on the flight.

Melissa.

Melissa, what is going on?

Did he propose to you? Did you reject

him?

Oh, you still fuss and messy.

And we are not leaving until you tell us.

Henry and I, uh...

Everything's

fine.

We wouldn't be doing long distance if things weren't okay, right? Because that

would be crazy.

Actually, if I'm being perfectly honest, it feels like we are really taking

things to the next level.

Really? How fast?

I don't know if Aunt Linda is sure.

It's so nice, Michael.

Look, we've got so much to do.

Ready, let's go.

Where? Shopping, Harry.

Your girlfriend's leaving tomorrow.

We have a big farewell party to plan.

Thank you, Miss Lee.

But actually, it's all thanks to Henry, because without his support, I couldn't

have done this, right, babe?

Well, come on.

Don't tell yourself short, Mel. I mean, if it wasn't for her, I would have never

heard about this extreme life -threatening acne crisis in South

nobody's talking about. Okay, that's enough.

Isn't he just the best?

I can't watch this.

Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy, Mandy. Come, come, come, come, come.

I hear your wills on a play date.

Great. There's someone I want you to meet.

What is she doing here?

Officially, the catering. He's my most trusted employee.

Mom, what's going on?

Mom!

Sorry,

can I explain any of this?

Yeah, don't screw this up on that, I don't mean it.

Hey, Melissa.

You should try and talk to her.

You two are clearly into each other.

Look, even if that was a possibility, which it's not, but if it was,

hypothetically, it wouldn't make a difference.

Why not?

Because I already floated the idea with her three weeks ago. At Whitewater,

Auslan? Yes.

Called it. I totally called it.

Yeah. And then you know what she did the next day?

She tried to blind me with strife before embarking on this three weeks' radio

silence campaign, and now she has the audacity to tell me she's leaving

my parents.

Yeah, yeah, that sucks.

You know what?

I'm going to enjoy today.

Yeah.

I'm going to celebrate.

This train wreck's finally coming to an end.

Jimmy's daughter Yvonne is three as well.

And her mum's name is Maddie.

Maddie. Mandy.

Yvonne, you're well.

What a coincidence.

You two could have the cutest play date.

You know what?

I'm going to check on the dumplings.

Keep talking.

Finally.

What took you so long?

Oh, my local pharmacist knows me really well, so I do drive five kilometres in

the other direction to go to one that I'll never go back to. What, you haven't

heard of Countdown Shop Local?

It's just good if you hypothesise about hypotheticals too much. I feel too

specific to be hypothetical anymore.

Look, I'm not upset about her leaving hypothetically or otherwise, okay?

That's always this exhilarating in the single parents' club.

I'm just going to get another drink.

Damn it, Jimmy.

Damn it.

Should we just wait until the test results come back from the hospital?

No, I'm doing another one. Okay.

Don't find me out to Mr Wally Elfie.

Not my problem, Mandy.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Why wouldn't I be?

Hey,

Henry and Aidan.

Hey, Jim.

Hey. Hey, Ellie.

Ellie. What are those?

Oh, um,

surprise.

I'm pregnant.

Oh, my gosh. The donor family, they are going to be so happy.

You know, and I'm going to get paid.

You chose the flight of Henry's house to get tested.

So that's why you're not talking to me.

I saw you kissing my fake boyfriend.

Yeah, key word, fight.

What the hell is going on here?

Who the hell does this belong to?

Seriously?

You didn't think to take a morning after pill?

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought it was my body, my choice, not my body, my

responsibility.

My point is,

all this way down to New Zealand and still,

my goal runs off again.

But thanks to you, Henry,

I believe she'll be back.

I have a very good feeling about this.

Everybody, cheers!

Cheers!

Peter, let's go.

Let's go.

That changes everything.

I told you it's a false positive thing.

It's probably just elevated HCG hormone levels from the line of bad cocaine I

did last night. You did a lot last night.

Henry, Melissa, we want to buy some gifts that can stay connected.

The salesman says these can stay very connected.

Awesome. Wow.

Thanks. Thanks.

That's so thoughtful.

Thank you.

Speech. Come on, Henry.

Speech.

Oh, no, no. I don't think it's... Speech!

Speech! Speech!

Speech! Speech!

Speech! Speech! Speech! Okay.

Okay.

You know, it's been...

It's such a crazy journey.

Sometimes I think, is this real?

Like, is this really real?

I mean, I know perception and reality are two different things, but

sometimes, you know, if it's staring at you right in the face, like a truck

veering into your lane from oncoming traffic, chances are, beep, beep, it's

probably real.

Might have to deal with it.

Okay.

is always so deep and pedantic i just want to squeeze you um i'd just like to

say uh if i've learned anything over the past one and a half months it's that

sometimes life can hit you like a truck and you just got to go with it yeah yeah

totally i agree i mean i think this is why we're just so in sync it's just that

you know Getting hit by a metaphorical truck is quite different to getting hit

by a literal truck, and confusing the two might have quite drastic

Which is exactly why, seeing as there's no trucks anywhere, literally in front

of anyone's faces right now, we should just chill out and let whatever happens

happen. Or we could try to mitigate whatever happens from happening. No,

not how whatever happens happens work. It'll either happen or it won't.

So you're admitting it could happen? I'm saying that it's not going to happen,

Henry. You just said that's not how it works. Look, I'm getting on that plane

matter what. You got that?

Henry, can you explain what that was all about?

We're just really excited about this long -distance adventure.

I'm just going to go check up on it. Henry!

You kissed my girl, bro!

What the hell, man?

I liked you both.

I was going to save you from the...

I'll be back. You ain't going anywhere.

Bro,

told you it was my favorite movie.

You're the one.

So, uh, we good, bro?

Yeah, we're good, Henry.

Cheers,

bro.

Bye.

Oh, crap.

What are you doing here?

You are not getting in that car.

Really? We have to deal with this. Uh, yeah?

How? I don't know.

Look, Henry, I...

Yeah, then you should have done a better job of hiding it from me. Then I

wouldn't have to... To what, Henry?

To what?

To feel the same guilt that I have to when I eventually deal with it? Oh, I'm

sorry. Next time I'll do a better job of hiding it. Like the way you had kissing

Mandy from me.

Let's go.

Wait, wait.

This is what it's all been about.

Come on, Mel.

That was nothing.

You kissed my sister. Yeah.

You kissed my sister. Yeah, well, why do you care? You made a pretty damn plea

you wanted nothing to do with me.

I changed my mind.

What?

I changed my mind, Henry.

When? When I saw you on that swing kissing my sister.

Because I came back.

I came back, Henry.

Like an idiot. Like I always do when things are about to turn shit.

Because... That's me, Henry.

Okay?

That's me.

Hell, it's all my fault.

They were fighting already on that first yum cha day. I didn't jeopardize

anything.

I saw them. And I saw them at a swingers club.

And not just any ordinary swingers club.

It was a couple to couple swingers club.

Hey,

those two were troubled together.

And think about my reputation.

We need to do something about this.

What are you saying?

We need to break them up. Now. It's for the best.

No. You can't break them up.

I won't have it because... Because they're going to be such great parents

together.

Hypothetically speaking.

Hypothetically speaking.

So stay.

What?

Stay.

Seriously, if it all turns to shit anyway, then...

What's the difference?

Henry, you're only saying that because you feel responsible.

Yeah, so what?

So it's not real.

How do you know that?

What if it is?

There, I said it. What if it is? What if I want it to be?

I know this thing between us.

It's fake.

It's a lie, but maybe that's just what life is. Just some fake, meaningless

excuse we all go on in search of some deluded sense of existence before we all

die.

Maybe I'm just lost for a better idea.

But of all the lies I might actually have to live with, this feels like one I

actually wouldn't mind living. So what do you say?

Let's make this real.

Live this lie with me.

Girl, take your time.

I'm not going to charge for this.

Here. What's this?

The blood result just came through from the hospital.

Go on, open it.

You've earned it.

Good, right?

Yeah.

False.

Phew.

I mean, can you imagine?

Yeah, I know, right?

Hey, you can sleep easy now.

Yeah. False positive, I told it.

So, um, now that we're not bound by the responsibility of bringing a child

together, do you still want me to live that lie with you?

Yeah, of course.

Are you kidding? I mean, you never answered, but the offer still stands.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

I guess it's worth giving me a try.

Great.

Great.

So, we, um...

This is going to take them getting easier. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So,

should we tell our parents?

Harry! Harry!

We have the good news!

Why do I want no?

Yeah.

Well,

then I guess I'm delaying my trip to South America then.

Are you sure about this?

Relax, just play on board.

Could be a chance to get on the property market.

Maybe it's twins.

Taking a pregnancy to get on the property ladder.

Somehow, I don't think that's what Henry meant by live this lie with me.

But... Too bad.

It is now.

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