Original subtitles

WHY ARE THEY ALL BEING SO MEAN TO LEGALLY BLONDE?

THEY DON'T THINK SHE'S SMART.

SHE'S IN THE SENATE.

I DON'T KNOW, BABY. APPARENTLY THE SENATORS

DIDN'T SEE THE FIRST ONE.

STOP SIGNING ON WITH MY SCREEN NAME.

THEN DON'T MAKE YOUR PASSWORD SO EASY TO GUESS.

I DON'T WANT YOU IM'ing MY FRIENDS, ALL RIGHT?

IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A DORK.

GUYS, WILL YOU SHUT IT?

WE ARE TRYING TO RELAX AND WATCH A MOVIE.

DAD TOLD YOU TO SHUT IT.

JIMMY'S HITTING ME!

GO! GO!

WHAT'S GOING ON NOW?

THEY WERE MEAN TO LEGALLY BLONDE,

SO SHE WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A NEW OUTFIT.

HEY, MOM, CAN WE DYE MY SHOES TO MATCH MY DRESS?

YES.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN LOOKING.

WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH A MOVIE.

WELL, CAN'T YOU WATCH IT SOME OTHER TIME?

NO. WE RENTED IT 3 WEEKS AGO.

OK, BUT THE WINTER FORMAL IS SATURDAY.

IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT SOCIAL EVENT

UNTIL THE SPRING FORMAL.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE.

NO, THAT'S AFTER SPRING FORMAL.

WHEN IS JUNIOR PROM?

IN MAY!

I'M SORRY, WHY IS THIS ONE SO IMPORTANT?

BECAUSE IT'S SATURDAY!

THE MOVIE! UGH!

WHAT'S UP, SEAN? CLAUDIA?

SHH! MOVIE.

MAYBE WE SHOULD WATCH IT TOMORROW.

NO, BABY, COME ON,

WE ALREADY OWE $45 IN LATE FEES.

YOU CAN BUY IT FOR $20.

I DON'T WANT TO OWN LEGALLY BLONDE 2: RED, WHITE & BLONDE.

[RUNNING DOWNSTAIRS]

MOM! DAD! JIMMY'S TRYING TO KILL ME!

WHY? WHY ARE YOU GUYS CONSTANTLY AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS?

HE CHANGED MY PASSWORD.

TELL ME. WHAT IS IT?

I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW IT!

YOU TYPED IT! WITH MY BUTT!

GUYS, STOP! ENOUGH! OK?!

UPSTAIRS, BOTH OF YOU, RIGHT NOW!

HENRY, KEEP YOUR ASS OFF THE COMPUTER!

MOM, SHOULD I DYE MY SHOES LIGHTER

THAN THE DRESS OR DARKER?

ABSOLUTELY.

YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING!

NO, I'M NOT. I THOUGHT I MADE THAT CLEAR.

AAAH!

HONEY, CHECK THIS OUT.

THIS GIFT CERTIFICATE MY BOSS GAVE US LAST YEAR.

"GOOD FOR ONE IN-HOUSE COUPLES MASSAGE."

YOU WANT TO RELAX? THIS IS OUR TICKET.

WELL, I--I'D, EH--

WHAT? WE COULD DO IT SATURDAY NIGHT.

LILY WILL BE AT HER DANCE.

WE JUST GET SOMEBODY TO WATCH THE BOYS.

WE CAN GET AN IN-HOUSE COUPLES MASSAGE.

HEY, ED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SATURDAY NIGHT?

WELL, I'VE GOT PLANS AT 11:00,

BUT I THINK I CAN SQUEEZE IN A MASSAGE.

DAD, HENRY LOCKED ME OUT OF MY ROOM.

I DON'T CARE.

I CAN HEAR HIM IN THERE TYPING.

JUST DEAL WITH IT, OK?

OK.

NO, ED, WE NEED YOU TO TAKE THE BOYS OUT. COME ON.

WE NEED 2 HOURS TO OURSELVES, IN OUR OWN HOME,

JUST US AND 2 STRANGERS TO RUB US.

Henry: HEY!

JIMMY!

Jimmy: TRY TYPING NOW, JACKASS!

COME ON, EDDIE, YOU'VE GOTTA TAKE THEM.

I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

OK, HERE'S THE CERTIFICATE,

GOOD FOR ONE 90-MINUTE COUPLES MASSAGE.

THANKS.

SO THIS SETTING UP,

THIS ISN'T PART OF THE 90 MINUTES, RIGHT?

NO. 'CAUSE THAT WOULDN'T BE FAIR.

Lily: COMING DOWNSTAIRS!

OK.

DO YOU HAVE THE CAMERA?

NO.

WELL, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO GET

A CANDID PICTURE OF ME

COMING DOWNSTAIRS IN MY DRESS?

WE GOT IT.

OH, SEAN, LOOK AT ME.

I HAVE A CAMERA ALL READY TO GO

AND NOTHING TO TAKE A PICTURE OF.

I WONDER WHAT YOU COULD--

OH, LOOK, IT'S LILY IN A DRESS.

OH!

YOU LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.

OH, STOP!

AREN'T BRAD AND I GONNA LOOK CUTE TOGETHER?

HE EVEN PICKED OUT HIS OWN TUX.

YOU LET BRAD PICK OUT HIS OWN TUX?

WELL, I HELPED A LITTLE.

HA HA HA! NO.

NO.

NO!

UGH!

NO!

SO YOU GAVE HIM TOTAL CONTROL

TO PICK EXACTLY THE ONE YOU LIKED.

MOM, I HAVE WORKED REALLY HARD ON BRAD, OK?

HE WAS BORN WITH VERY STRONG TENDENCIES

TOWARD...DORKISHNESS.

AND I HAVE DRIVEN THEM OUT OF HIM.

THIS IS THE FIRST BIG EVENT I'M TAKING HIM TO.

MMM. SO TONIGHT,

SHE PULLS THE SHEET OFF HER CREATION.

[CHUCKLES]

MOM, THIS DANCE IS IMPORTANT.

YOU ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE TO MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION.

FIRST IMPRESSION? EVERYBODY AT THIS DANCE

HAS KNOWN YOU AND BRAD SINCE KINDERGARTEN.

YEAH, BUT NOW HE'S MY BOYFRIEND.

THAT MAKES EVERYTHING DIFFERENT.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

OH, HERE HE IS, HERE HE IS!

OK, GET SOME SHOTS OF ME GOING TO THE DOOR.

HOLD ON, HOLD ON!

CAN I GET 2 COPIES OF THAT?

WHERE'S BRAD?

HE BETTER NOT BE PUTTING GLITTER IN HIS HAIR.

WHERE ARE THE LITTLE TREASURES?

I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH HENRY.

YES, YOU ARE.

WELL, IF JIMMY'S STAYING HOME, I'M STAYING HOME.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

WELL, IF HENRY'S STAYING HOME, THEN I'M GOING OUT.

YOU ARE BOTH GOING OUT.

HEY, MR. FINNERTY.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LILY!

I CAN'T GET MY PANTYHOSE TO STAY UP.

PUT IT DOWN!

HERE'S YOUR CORSAGE.

OH, THANK YOU. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

YEAH. YOU PICKED IT OUT.

IF LILY'S GOING OUT, I'M NOT GOING OUT.

HENRY, SHUT UP.

OK, OK, EVERYBODY'S GOING OUT.

COME ON, LET'S GO. LET'S GO, LET'S GO, GO, GO.

AH, COOL, UNCLE EDDIE!

YOU GOT US A LIMO!

Jimmy: NO, YOU MORON.

THAT'S HIS BLUE PIECE OF CRAP OVER THERE.

OH, AGAIN, SEAN, THANK YOU FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY.

OH, MY GOD! BRAD!

I DIDN'T TELL YOU YOU HAD TO GET A LIMO.

WHO'S DA BOMB?

HENRY, YOU GET IN.

JIMMY, YOU WAIT TILL WE BUILD UP SOME MOMENTUM

AND THEN JUMP IN.

MOM, GET A PICTURE OF US IN FRONT OF THE LIMO.

OK. SMILE!

[CAMERA CLICKS, FILM REWINDS]

Lily: WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

I DON'T HEAR ANY NOISE.

DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE A DANCE TO GO TO? GO!

COME ON, BRAD.

THE HOUSE IS OURS, BABY!

DON'T BE BACK BEFORE 10:00.

OR LATER.

[RELAXING BREATHS]

MMM...

MMM...

OHH! GOSH! OK, TIME OUT. TIME OUT.

UH, CAN I JUST HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK WITH MY WIFE, PLEASE?

IT'S YOUR DIME.

OH, IT'S NOT ACTUALLY MONEY,

IT'S A GIFT CERTIFICATE, BUT IT'S KINDA LIKE MONEY,

SO I SEE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BUT JUST--JUST--

JUST A MOMENT, PLEASE, WITH ME.

WHAT?

I WAS JUST GETTING IN THE ZONE.

BABY, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN FEEL COMFORTABLE

WITH A MAN RUBBING ME LIKE THAT.

WHAT ARE YOU, HOMOPHOBIC?

NO! OF COURSE NOT.

I MEAN, A LITTLE.

SEAN, I'M SURE THAT GUY DOESN'T HAVE

ANY INTEREST IN ANY PART OF YOU.

BABY, LOOK, OK, SURE, OK.

WHATEVER RICK DOES ON HIS PRIVATE TIME--

HEY, THAT'S HIS BUSINESS. THAT'S COOL.

YOU KNOW, AND THEY COULD BE MARRIED, FOR ALL I KNOW.

AND WHO'S TO SAY I'M EVEN HIS TYPE?

HONEY, DO YOU REALIZE WE'RE PAYING FOR THIS CONVERSATION?

RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. I WOULD--

I WOULD JUST FEEL A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE IF--

FINE. I'LL TAKE RICK. YOU TAKE DENISE.

IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE--

IT'S NOT. FINE. RICK. DENISE.

UH, WE'RE GONNA SWITCH IT UP A LITTLE BIT.

SEE, SEAN DOESN'T REALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE--

OH, NO, I FEEL VERY COMFORTABLE WITH EVERYTHING.

OH, BUT, HEY, DENISE, YOU'RE CLOSER,

SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL DO ME.

AND, UH, BY DOING ME I MEAN...

I KNOW.

MMM.

[ECSTATIC MOANS]

HO! TIME OUT! TIME.

WHAT NOW?

PRIVACY, THANK YOU, FOR ONE MOMENT.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE NOISES YOU'RE MAKING?

WHAT NOISES?

[MIMICS HER MOANS]

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE BEING REALLY, YOU KNOW, SATISFIED.

I DON'T--I DON'T EVEN HEAR THOSE NOISES.

A MINUTE AGO, RICK WAS GAY.

WELL, HE'S CERTAINLY NOT RUBBING YOU LIKE HE'S GAY.

HONEY, WE HAVE THE HOUSE TO OURSELVES FOR MAYBE 2 HOURS.

IS THIS REALLY HOW YOU WANT TO SPEND IT?

YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. WE SHOULD RELAX.

OK.

UH, RICK, DENISE, WE'RE BACK ON.

IS THERE A PROBLEM?

NO, NO, JUST A LITTLE, UH, MISUNDERSTANDING.

WE'RE GONNA PICK UP WHERE WE LEFT OFF.

RICK, YOU'RE DOING ME NOW.

AND, UH, BY "DOING ME" I MEAN--

Rick: YES, I KNOW.

MY WIFE AND I BOTH KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

OH. YOUR WIFE.

SO YOU GUYS, YOU'RE MARRIED AND YOU WORK TOGETHER.

YES. OH, THAT'S GOOD.

ACTUALLY, IT'S A FUNNY STORY.

WE MET AT THIS TRAINING CENTER--

RICK, WE'RE ON THE CLOCK. LET'S GO, BUDDY.

OHH, OH, YEAH. OHH...

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

LILY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE?

I SPRAINED MY ANKLE AT THE DANCE.

ARE YOU OK?

I DON'T KNOW--OWW!

SHE CAN BARELY WALK.

THAT'S A SHAME, LILY,

'CAUSE I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WERE LOOKING FORWARD

TO--OHH, YEAH. THAT'S THE STUFF, RICK.

BRAD, GET HER FOOT UP.

OWW!

OHH, YEAH. MMM...

OWW!

AAAUGHH! UGHH!

I'M SORRY.

COULD YOU EXCUSE US FOR JUST ONE MINUTE?

NO PROBLEM.

OK, SO LET'S CLOCK OUT AT 8:11.

YEAH. WE DON'T WORK THAT WAY.

OK. BRAD, HELP ME HAUL HER IN THE KITCHEN--

WAIT. I'M FINE IN THE CHAIR!

WE JUST NEED YOU IN THERE FOR 41 MINUTES, THAT'S ALL.

ACTUALLY, IT'S, UH, 38.

MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!

COME ON. OW, OW, OW!

OK. ALL RIGHT.

RAISE IT, RAISE IT, RAISE IT.

HEAT IT, ICE IT, ONE OF THOSE--

BUT I KNOW YOU HAVE TO RAISE IT.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HEY, MAYBE THOSE MASSAGE PEOPLE

KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT PHYSICAL THERAPY.

NO, NO, NO, NO. THEY DON'T.

IT SAYS SO ON THEIR CARD.

I'M SORRY, BRAD.

I RUINED YOUR WHOLE NIGHT.

NO. HEY, I'M SORRY.

I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT TONIGHT WAS TO YOU.

YEAH, THINGS HAPPEN, THOUGH.

I'LL BE FINE.

CAN I--CAN I DO ANYTHING?

NO, I'LL BE OK.

I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

ALL RIGHT. OK.

GET BETTER. I WILL.

Sean: WHOA, HEY! HOW ABOUT SOME PRIVACY, PAL?

NAKED DAD, NAKED DAD.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

COULD SOMEBODY GET MY PHONE?

[RING]

DAMN IT!

[RING] SORRY.

SORRY.

[RING] Claudia: HEY...

I THOUGHT YOU SPRAINED YOUR RIGHT ANKLE.

YEAH, I DID.

YOU'RE LIMPING WITH YOUR LEFT.

YOU LIMP ON YOUR GOOD ANKLE, DON'T YOU?

LILY...

WHAT'S GOING ON?

LOOK, I DIDN'T SPRAIN MY ANKLE, OK?

PLEASE DON'T TELL BRAD. GOOD NIGHT.

BUT WAIT-- YOU WERE SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS DANCE.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE, OK?

I--I HAD TO GET HIM OUT OF THERE.

[THROUGH BACKRUB] WHY?

HE HAD THE PERFECT TUX, THE PERFECT HAIRCUT,

AND THE PERFECT SHOES.

BUT THERE WAS ONE THING I COULDN'T PLAN FOR--

THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT.

THIS IS SO NICE.

I KNOW.

THE DECORATION COMMITTEE DID A GREAT JOB.

I MEAN, IT REALLY IS A WINTER WONDERLAND.

YEAH.

[UPBEAT RAP SONG PLAYS]

OH! THIS IS MY JAM!

COME ON! LET'S GO!

LET'S GO!

UNH! I SAY, UNH!

UNH, UNH, UNH!

I SAY UNH, UNH!

LISTEN, BRAD, WHY DON'T WE SLOW IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT?

NO. WHY?

I COULD JUST HOLD YOU ALL NIGHT.

NO. LILY, THIS IS MY SONG.

I CAN'T DO THE RUNNING MAN IF YOU DON'T LET GO.

WE SHOULD TALK.

WE DON'T REALLY GET TO TALK ANYMORE.

NO. OWW! MY ASS!

BRAD...

LET'S GO DO IT IN THE SCIENCE WING.

MAYBE LATER.

* COME SIT NEXT TO ME, YOU FINE FELLOW *

* SAY HO!

HEY! HO!

OW! OOH! OW!

OW! MY ANKLE. OWW!

ARE YOU OK? OW! UH-HUH.

AAAH!

IT'S OK.

YOU ALL RIGHT? UH-UH.

SAY HEY! HO!

LILY, THAT WAS NOT COOL.

BUT PEOPLE WERE STARING AT HIM.

HONEY, PEOPLE STARE AT YOUR DAD WHEN HE DANCES ALL THE TIME.

I JUST TRY TO GO WITH IT.

PEOPLE STARE AT ME 'CAUSE I GOT ALL THE MOVES.

YES, HONEY. YOU'RE REALLY FUNKY.

I'M JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT.

MOM, YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

BRAD MAKES DAD LOOK LIKE JOHN TRAVOLTA.

HEY! I HAVE AN EXCELLENT SENSE OF RHYTHM.

OK. YOU KNOW WHAT?

NOT ONLY AM I NOT GETTING MASSAGED NOW,

BUT YOU ARE UNDOING THE LITTLE MASSAGE I'VE HAD.

YOU'RE RIGHT. AND DON'T THINK

YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK ABOUT THIS, YOUNG LADY.

WE'RE GONNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS IN, OH, 26 MINUTES.

OK. SO, WHERE WERE WE?

WE JUST FINISHED THE LEGS,

AND WE'RE MOVING UP TO THE BUTTOCKS.

WHOA! DENISE, YOU AND ME.

[SIGHS] OH, YEAH.

[SEAN AND CLAUDIA BOTH SIGHING]

HEY, DAD.

AAH!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

JUST GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS.

WE'RE NOT EVEN HERE.

YOU ARE HERE!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BOYS? IS THAT PAINT?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

WE'RE GONNA CHANGE CLOTHES AND GO TO A FILM.

GET SOME SNACKS.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, ED?

THEY GOT PAINT ON 'EM.

YEAH, WE CAN SEE THAT. HOW?

IT HAD TO BE DONE.

DO IT AND I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.

I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.

OOH. GRAVITY DID THAT.

THANKS.

COME ON, LET'S GO.

WHAT ARE-- LET'S GO!

OK.

BOTH FIRE AT WILL.

WAIT. AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO--

HEY!

ISN'T HENRY TOO YOUNG FOR PAINTBALL?

YEAH, BUT WE GOT HIM A HAT

SO HE COULD MAKE THE HEIGHT REQUIREMENT.

EDDIE, WE ASKED YOU TO TAKE CARE OF THEM.

I TOOK CARE OF THEM.

I TOOK GOOD CARE OF THEM.

IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, THEY'D BE--

WHAT? COVERED IN PAINT?

HEY, THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN AT EACH OTHER'S THROATS.

I PROVIDED THEM WITH A FUN WAY TO VENT THEIR RAGE.

IT'S A CLASSIC USE OF THERAPEUTIC VIOLENCE.

THAT'S WHEN YOU FELL DOWN

AND I SHOT YOU RIGHT IN THE BUTT.

YEAH. HOW ABOUT WHEN THE MANAGER GUY

TRIED TO TAKE MY GUN AWAY?

BAD MOVE.

HENRY SHOT HIM RIGHT IN THE MOUTH.

THAT WAS A VERY NICE MOMENT.

I'M SORRY WE MISSED IT.

JIMMY, HENRY, GET UPSTAIRS AND GET CLEANED UP.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN HAVE THE FIRST BATH.

NO, THAT'S OK.

HEY. YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T TAKEN A BATH TOGETHER

SINCE WE WERE KIDS.

NO, REALLY, THAT'S OK.

NO WAY! REALLY?

THAT IS SO COOL.

BUT--[LAUGHS] YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

THERE'S NO WAY THAT--[GASPS]

YEAH, MY ANKLE'S DOING MUCH BETTER.

THANK YOU FOR CHECKING ON ME. OK, BYE.

LILY.

HI, BRAD.

YOUR ANKLE?

YEAH, IT'S COMING ALONG.

BUT A HALF HOUR AGO YOU COULDN'T WALK.

WELL, I STAYED OFF OF--

WERE YOU LYING TO ME?

MAYBE A LITTLE.

BUT I DID IT FOR YOU!

WHAT--WHY?

UH...

IT'S YOUR DANCING!

EXCUSE ME? MY...MY DANCING?

IT'S VERY UNCONVENTIONAL,

AND THEREFORE... EMBARRASSING A LITTLE BIT.

REALLY?!

SO, IF YOU WANNA SEE EMBARRASSING,

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK IN THE DANCE MIRROR, HONEY!

I AM ON THE DANCE SQUAD!

HEY, HEY. WHAT IS WITH ALL THE YELLING?

ARE YOU GUYS OK?

NO, WE'RE NOT OK. APPARENTLY MY GIRLFRIEND

THINKS I'M AN EMBARRASSMENT. I'M LEAVING.

NO, NO. BRAD, DON'T GO HOME. DON'T GO HOME.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M NOT GOING HOME. NO.

I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE DIZZANCE.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE EMBARRASSED,

BECAUSE BELIEVE YOU ME, THERE ARE PLENTY OF WOMEN WHO WON'T BE.

CAN'T TOUCH THIS.

I JUST DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE LAUGHING AT HIM.

LILY, YOU JUST DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO LAUGH AT YOU.

WELL, MAYBE, BUT I JUST--

LILY, LOOK.

YOU CAN DRESS BRAD UP,

YOU CAN TRY AND MAKE HIM ACT A CERTAIN WAY,

BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,

BRAD IS BRAD.

YES. AN INCREDIBLY SWEET, CUTE GUY

WHO'S MILDLY SOCIALLY RETARDED.

MOM, IF YOU'D SEEN HIM TONIGHT,

YOU WOULDN'T BE SAYING MILDLY.

BUT STILL, THERE'S NOT A GIRL IN THAT GYM

WITH A BOYFRIEND WHO TRIES HALF AS HARD AS BRAD.

I KNOW, BUT TONIGHT WAS, LIKE--

NO, TONIGHT WAS IMPORTANT TO HIM, TOO.

WHAT DID HE GET?

HE GOT A GIRLFRIEND WHO ABANDONED HIM

THE SECOND THAT HE BUSTED A MOVE.

YOU'RE RIGHT. I'LL GO GET HIM.

GOOD.

IT'S JUST SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE--

TELL US TOMORROW, OK?

EDDIE, THAT'S NOT FOR YOU.

YOU WEREN'T USING THEM.

WELL, GET UP!

SEAN, CAN THIS WAIT?

NO!

I'M SORRY. IT'S 8:30.

OH. HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST FOR ANOTHER HOUR?

$220.

BYE-BYE. GOOD NIGHT.

WOW! I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN.

SEAN, DON'T BE STINGY WITH THE TIP.

BABY, I'M SORRY TONIGHT WAS SUCH A BUST.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

I GUESS WE JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT

WE CAN'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT

TILL ALL THE KIDS HAVE MOVED OUT OF THE HOUSE.

JUST 8 MORE YEARS.

BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS WE'LL STILL BE YOUNG.

TRUE.

YET ANOTHER ADVANTAGE OF GETTING PREGNANT IN HIGH SCHOOL.

YOU KNOW, I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA

OF HOW WE CAN SALVAGE TONIGHT.

OH, YOU DO?

YEAH, I CAN GIVE YOU A MASSAGE.

YEAH, YOU COULD.

YEAH, I'VE NOTICED

YOU'VE BEEN CARRYING A LOT OF TENSION,

PARTICULARLY IN YOUR BOOBAL AREA.

YES. YOU ARE VERY PERCEPTIVE.

OH, AND THEN YOU CAN MASSAGE ME.

HMM.

I BET I CAN GUESS WHERE YOUR TENSION IS.

HAPPY PLACE. HAPPY PLACE.

DAMN IT.

[BUST A MOVE STARTS]