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YES! FREEDOM! NO MORE SCHOOL!

THIS IS THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! YAH!

HENRY, WHERE'S THAT LAPTOP WE GOT YOU FOR SCHOOL?

HEY.

HEY, JIM.

YOU GOT A YEARBOOK.

YEAH. IT'S PRETTY LAME.

LET ME CHECK IT OUT.

HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE BOX?

OH, LAST DAY OF SCHOOL.

WE HAD TO CLEAR OUT OUR LOCKERS.

AW, JEEZ, BRAD.

YOU HAVE ENOUGH PICTURES OF LILY IN YOUR LOCKER, HUH, PAL?

ACTUALLY THESE ARE FROM LILY'S LOCKER.

HEY, LOOK AT YOU GUYS. YOU'RE OFFICIALLY SENIORS NOW.

AWWW, SUMMER BEFORE SENIOR YEAR, IT'S THE LAST TIME

BEFORE YOU GUYS...

I MEAN...

STAY TOGETHER FOREVER,

WHICH I PRETTY MUCH GUARANTEE WILL HAPPEN.

YOU'RE DAMN STRAIGHT.

COME ON, BRAD.

JIM, LOOK. A LOT OF KIDS IN HERE ENCOURAGING YOU

TO "ROCK ON."

OH, RIGHT. I'LL GET [SNAPS FINGERS] RIGHT ON THAT.

OH, LOOK AT THIS.

LOOK AT THIS, JIM.

"JIM, YOU'RE SO FUNNY. CALL ME."

WHAT?!

RIGHT BELOW THE PICTURE OF THE GIRLS' CHORUS.

WHOA. GIMME THAT.

OOH, SMILEY FACE.

OOH! LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE THE SUMMER OF LOVE FOR SOMEBODY!

NO. NO, YOU GUYS. THIS IS SERIOUS.

THERE'S A GIRL OUT THERE WHO THINKS I'M FUNNY,

AND I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS. I GOT TO FIND HER.

HAPPY STALKING.

ALL RIGHT. I BETTER GET GOING.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, HOPE. Hope: BYE.

YOU AND HOPE SEEM TO BE GETTING ALONG PRETTY GOOD.

YES. I LIKE HER. OK?

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

I'M GOING TO SPEND ALL THIS TIME WITH HER,

BECOME GREAT FRIENDS WITH HER,

AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO SCREW EVERYTHING UP AND DUMP HER

AND I'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.

NO, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

LISA, JEN, RACHEL, FAYE.

ALL RIGHT. I REALLY WANT THIS THING WITH HOPE TO WORK OUT.

COME ON, BABY. GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.

LOOK AT THIS GUY. AW, HE'S PITIFUL.

I'M PITIFUL.

IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME, BRAD.

ASHLEY LIVES, LIKE, 2 BLOCKS FROM THE BEACH

AND HER PARENTS ARE NEVER THERE.

JUST HER GRANDPA, BUT HE'S TOTALLY OUT OF IT.

HE SPENDS ALL HIS TIME ON THE ROOF

SCANNING THE HORIZON FOR U-BOATS.

I--I GUESS IT'LL BE FUN.

NO. TRUST ME. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO BE THERE.

WE'RE WALKING DISTANCE FROM AMAZING SHOPPING. YOU'LL LOVE IT.

NO, I'M SURE YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S JUST NEW FOR ME, YOU KNOW?

I'M USED TO SPENDING MY SUMMERS AT SPACE CAMP.

BRAD, YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO SPACE CAMP NOW.

YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

RIGHT HERE ON EARTH.

I HAD A GIRLFRIEND AT SPACE CAMP.

REMEMBER? I TOLD YOU ABOUT HER.

RIGHT, RIGHT. I FORGOT. WHAT WAS HER NAME AGAIN?

LANA.

LANA, THAT'S RIGHT.

LANA THE SPACE GIRL.

BUT, HEY, THAT'S ALL IN THE PAST NOW.

OH, GOOD.

HEY, ASHLEY'S MOM'S GOING TO BE OUT THERE

WITH YOU GUYS ON THE SHORE, RIGHT?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, AND HER GRANDFATHER,

WHO WATCHES US LIKE A HAWK.

DON'T YOU USUALLY GO TO SOME KIND OF STARSHIP ACADEMY?

SPACE CAMP, BUT I'M NOT GOING THIS YEAR.

NO. BRAD DOESN'T NEED TO GO. HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOW.

I MEAN A LOCAL GIRLFRIEND WHO PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN.

WELL, ACTUALLY LANA'S GOING TO BE IN NEW YORK THIS WEEKEND.

SHE'S CATCHING THE BUS TO SPACE CAMP.

REALLY? WELL, I'LL FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO MEET HER THEN, HUH?

WELL, ACTUALLY, YES, SHE'S VISITING HER GRANDMA,

SO I DON'T KNOW IF SHE'LL HAVE ANY TIME,

BUT I'LL TRY AND ARRANGE SOMETHING.

I PROMISE NOT TO BE TOO DISAPPOINTED

IF SOMEHOW IT DOESN'T WORK OUT.

SEE YOU LATER.

OK.

UH...WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

THE BOYS AT SCHOOL USED TO TEASE HIM A LOT,

SO HE DEVELOPED THIS, UM... DEFENSE MECHANISM.

AND HERE'S A PICTURE OF DEAN AND ME AT ACTION MOUNTAIN.

WE HAD SUCH A GOOD SUMMER.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

I THOUGHT YOU WENT TO SPACE CAMP, O'KEEFE.

YEAH, WELL, THEY OUGHT TO CALL IT "GIRL" CAMP.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL.

UH, NO. BECAUSE I HOOKED UP WITH A GIRL.

OH, YOU GOT ANY PICTURES OF HER?

NO. WELL, I HAD A DISPOSABLE CAMERA AND IT FELL IN THE POOL.

NO, I'M SERIOUS. HER NAME IS LANA.

OK. HOW FAR DID YOU GET?

MARS.

WHAT?

OH, I'M SORRY.

THAT'S SECOND BASE TO YOU TERRESTRIALS.

SO OVER CHRISTMAS, I'M GOING SKIING WITH WENDY.

OH, MAN! THAT'S GONNA BE SWEET.

GOD, I WISH I COULD GO SKIING WITH LANA.

WHY CAN'T YOU?

SHE LIVES OUT OF TOWN.

AND SHE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE SKIING.

WE GET IT.

OUCH.

IT'S A CLASSIC,

BUT NOT AS GOOD AS YOURS, SEAN.

WHERE DID SHE LIVE, OREGON?

YEAH. YEAH. FELICIA LIVED IN PORTLAND,

WHERE SHE MODELED.

THAT'S PATHETIC, DAD.

OH, COME. AS PATHETIC AS UNCLE EDDIE?

REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS HOOKING UP WITH JOAN JETT?

YEAH, BUT IF HOPE ASKS, IT NEVER HAPPENED.

BECAUSE IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

APPRECIATE IT, SEAN.

I'M BORED.

AW, GOD, COME ON, HENRY. IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER VACATION.

CAN I EAT THE STUFF YOU'RE SCRAPING OFF THE GRILL?

NO!

CAN I TAKE A BATH WITH CANDLES?

OH! NO! BOYS DON'T DO THAT.

BUT I'M BORED!

OK, FINE. HAVE A BATH WITH CANDLES.

ALL RIGHT! SUMMERTIME!

HEY, HON.

WELL, HEY, BABE.

DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME WITH HOPE?

UH, YEAH. Y-YEAH, IT WAS FINE.

UH-OH. WHAT?

WELL, HOPE MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYBODY.

AND YOU WON'T BE BREAKING THAT PROMISE.

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS SOMEONE SOMETHING,

THEY KNOW THAT THEY'RE GOING TO TELL THEIR SPOUSE.

REALLY? YOU THINK?

YEAH, OF COURSE.

IT'S GOING TO BE INCREDIBLY AWKWARD

IF SHE COMES OVER AND THEN SHE MENTIONS IT,

WHATEVER IT IS, AND I DON'T KNOW,

AND THEN SHE'S GOING TO THINK DO THEY NOT COMMUNICATE?

MM-HMM?

YOU'RE-- YOU KNOW?

YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, YES.

RIGHT, RIGHT.

WELL, AFTER LUNCH WE DECIDED

WE'D GIVE OURSELVES A LITTLE TREAT.

AAH!

SO THINGS ARE GOOD WITH EDDIE?

YEAH. YEAH. PRETTY--PRETTY GOOD.

UH-OH. WHAT'S WRONG?

[RIP] DAMN!

DO YOU PROMISE YOU WON'T--

[RIP] YEOW!

SAY ANYTHING?

OF COURSE. I'M YOUR FRIEND. YOU CAN TELL ME.

WELL, I GAVE EDDIE A KEY TO MY APARTMENT,

AND HE WAS JUST LIKE--

[RIP] AAH!

"THANKS." HE DIDN'T GIVE ME THE KEY TO HIS PLACE.

OH. REALLY?

DAMN IT!

MAYBE I'M BEING STUPID, BUT I DON'T KNOW--

MOTHER OF GOD! IF HE'S NOT AS COMMITTED

TO THIS THING AS I AM OR IF HE'S JUST...

EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED.

OW!

PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYBODY.

OH, WHO AM I GONNA TELL?

I WAS REALLY STARTING TO LIKE HER.

I JUST LOANED HER MY KELIS CD.

OH, GOD, YOU DIDN'T BUY THAT, DID YOU?

I LIKE THE MILK SHAKE SONG. ALL RIGHT? LEAVE ME ALONE.

SO THEN THE THIRD PIECE OF STRING SAYS,

"NO, NO, I'M AFRAID NOT."

GET IT? 'CAUSE HE'S LIKE A FRAYED KNOT,

YOU KNOW, LIKE F-R-A-Y. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

YOU DIDN'T SIGN MY YEARBOOK, DID YOU?

NO, THAT'S FINE. I WASN'T PLANNING ON CALLING YOU AGAIN.

JIMMY, YOU'RE NOT CALLING

EVERY GIRL IN THAT PICTURE, ARE YOU?

YEAH.

UH, EVEN THE KIND OF BUFFED OUT ONE

WITH THE CREWCUT RIGHT THERE?

I'M GONNA CALL HER LAST.

HEY, LIL.

MMM. HEY, BRAD. WHERE YOU BEEN?

WELL, I WAS TRYING TO GET LANA TO COME OVER,

BUT IT TURNS OUT HER GRANDMA'S REALLY SICK.

[SIGHS DEEPLY] BRAD, SWEETIE,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS.

I KNOW THERE'S NO LANA.

YOU THINK I MADE LUNA UP?

HA.

OK, BRAD, YOU JUST FORGOT HER NAME.

NO, NO, NO! LUNA IS HER NICKNAME.

OK? HER SPACE CAMP NICKNAME. LANA, LUNA, LIKE THE MOON?

AHH, I SEE. HER OT NAME.

OK, FINE. YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T BELIEVE ME. WHATEVER.

NO--OH, BRAD!

I'M SORRY, WAIT! COME ON.

HA HA!

SEE, THAT'S WHY I PICKED JOAN JETT. IT'S EASY TO REMEMBER.

HEY, UH, LAURA? HI. IT'S JIMMY FINNERTY.

SO I'M GUESSING YOU'RE IN THE SHOWER, RIGHT?

NO, YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THE PHONE ALWAYS RINGS WHEN YOU'RE IN THE SHOWER?

AM I RIGHT, YOU KNOW?

NO! I WASN'T PICTURING YOU IN THE SHOWER.

I WAS--WAIT, WAIT! BEFORE YOU HANG UP,

YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO HAVE STACEY CAVANAUGH'S PHONE NUMBER, DO YOU?

HELLO?

DAMN.

HEY, SEAN.

HEY.

HEY, HOPE SAID SHE HAD

A REALLY GOOD TIME WITH CLAUDIA.

THAT'S REAL GOOD.

IS SHE HERE?

NO, SHE'S PARKING HER CAR.

WHY?

NOTHIN'. NOTHIN'.

SEAN, WHAT IS IT?

LOOK, CLAUDIA MADE ME PROMISE THAT I WOULDN'T TELL YOU.

BUT I'M YOUR BROTHER.

SHE'S GOT TO KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME.

OK.

THIS IS THE DEAL, ALL RIGHT?

APPARENTLY...

[SOFTLY] HOPE IS PRETTY PISSED OFF AT YOU

BECAUSE I GUESS SHE GAVE YOU A KEY TO HER PLACE

OR SOMETHING...

AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER A KEY TO YOUR PLACE.

AND SHE SAID-- SHE SAID THAT YOU WERE EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED.

OH, GOD, THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S A COMPLIMENT, RIGHT?

I DON'T THINK SO.

I GOT TO DO SOMETHING.

ALL RIGHT. DON'T BE STUPID ABOUT IT, ALL RIGHT?

BE SMART. DON'T MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IT CAME FROM ME.

YOU GOT IT?

YEAH. NO, I'M GONNA COOL! COOL.

COOL ABOUT WHAT?

AH, JUST-- YOU KNOW.

COOL IN GENERAL.

HI, GUYS!

HEY, CLAUDIA, THAT CD IS TERRIFIC.

ISN'T IT SO GOOD?

AND IT'S NOT JUST THE MILK SHAKE SONG.

THE WHOLE THING IS GOOD.

YEAH? YEAH.

HEY, HOPE, HERE'S A KEY TO MY APARTMENT.

CLAUDIA?

SEAN?

EDDIE?

WHAT, MAN?

THAT WAS COOL.

I'M NOT EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED.

CLAUDIA!

SEAN! ED!

YOU--YOU--YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW.

I WANTED THIS TO COME FROM YOU.

IT'S COMING FROM ME.

COME ON, BRAD! I SAID I WAS SORRY!

FINE! I'LL BE NEXT DOOR.

UM, HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHERE 854 IS?

IT'S RIGHT THERE.

OK.

YOUR NAME'S NOT BY ANY CHANCE LUNA, IS IT?

NO, NO.

GOOD.

NO, NO. IT'S LANA.

LUNA'S MY SPACE CAMP NAME.

WOW!

UM, I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU.

LUNA!

BRAVITY!

[MAKING ROBOT NOISES]

[ALSO MAKING ROBOT NOISES]

HEY! HI!

OH, GOD, IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU!

YOU, TOO!

OH, HEY!

MY GRANDMOTHER'S DOING SO MUCH BETTER.

GREAT. HEY, THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND LILY.

Lana: OH, MY GOD. OK.

NOBODY AT SPACE CAMP THOUGHT YOU EXISTED.

OF COURSE I EXIST.

HEY, HEY, I'VE GOT A LIVE FEED

FROM THE KECK TELESCOPE. YOU WANT TO CHECK IT OUT?

THE KECK? THAT IS MY FAVORITE TELESCOPE!

MINE, TOO!

[MAKING LAME ROBOT NOISES]

YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT.

COME ON.

WELL, SLEEPY HEAD,

HOPE'S NOT RETURNING MY CALLS.

HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

HEY! HEY, I HAD TO TELL EDDIE

WHAT HOPE SAID. HE'S MY BROTHER!

I AM YOUR WIFE,

AND I EXPLICITLY TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL.

OH, GOD, COME ON!

WELL, YOU, UH... YOU--YOU--YOU DROVE AROUND FOR, LIKE,

A WEEK WITH THE PARKING BRAKE ON.

SO WHAT?

SO THAT'S BAD, TOO!

THAT DOESN'T EVEN COME CLOSE!

MOM, HAS ANYBODY CALLED?

NO. NOT EVEN BRAD?

I ASSUMED BRAD WAS INCLUDED IN ANYONE.

BRAD IS NOT JUST ANYONE, MOM.

HE'S VERY SPECIAL TO ME.

AND I AM SPECIAL TO HIM!

WE SHARE A VERY HIGH DEGREE OF SPECIALNESS WITH ONE ANOTHER!

GREAT. OK.

YOU'RE VERY SPECIAL TO EACH OTHER. WHAT HAPPENED?

I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM SINCE LAST NIGHT.

WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?

YOU KNOW HIS IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND?

THE ONE FROM SPACE CAMP?

HMM.

SHE EXISTS.

DID YOU GET A CHANCE TO CHECK OUT MARS BACK IN AUGUST?

OH, MY GOD. MY DAD LET ME BORROW HIS TELESCOPE.

IT WAS AMAZING.

WHAT WAS SO AMAZING?

MARS WAS THE CLOSEST IT'S BEEN IN 60,000 YEARS.

I KNOW. I HAD TO DUCK.

Announcer: VIBRANT VEGA AND THE BRILLIANT DENEB,

OVER 1,500 LIGHT YEARS FROM EARTH.

I FEEL LIKE WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR 1,500 LIGHT YEARS.

WHAT?

A LIGHT YEAR IS NOT A MEASURE OF TIME, LILY.

IT'S A MEASURE OF DISTANCE. HA HA HA.

WELL, THEN WHY DON'T THEY CALL THEM LIGHT MILES?

HEY, REMEMBER THAT TIME WARREN POSNER

GOT SICK IN THE NEUTRAL BUOYANCY CHAMBER?

OH, MY GOD, AND THEN HE THREW UP ALL OVER BUZZ ALDRIN'S SHOES!

YEAH.

WOW! WHAT A PLACE TO THROW UP ON,

SOME POOR KID'S SHOES. HUH? HA HA HA HA.

LILY, THAT KID WAS THE SECOND MAN ON THE MOON.

HA!

THAT IS FUNNY.

SO YOU SAT THROUGH THE SHOW AT THE PLANETARIUM.

A LOT OF WORSE THINGS COULD HAPPEN.

YES, AND THEY DID.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE THERE

THIS SUMMER, BRAD.

WELL, BELIEVE IT. HE'S ALL BOOKED UP.

YOU KNOW, SPACE CAMP JUST WON'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT YOU.

I'M SURE IT WILL BE SIMILAR.

OK. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK I SHOULD BE HEADING HOME NOW.

TAXI!

WELL, NOT IMMEDIATELY.

OH, THE GUY ALREADY STOPPED. SORRY. BYE-BYE.

OK. I MEAN, I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, BRAD.

HAVE FUN.

GOOD-BYE. SEE YA.

THAT WAS RUDE.

YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

OF YOU.

OF ME? WHAT DID I DO?

YOU 2 WERE THE ONES IGNORING ME.

IGNORING YOU? I WENT OUT OF MY WAY TO INCLUDE YOU.

OH, YEAH! WASN'T IT FUNNY WHEN NERD NERDLYSON

THREW UP ALL OVER BUZZ LIGHTYEAR?

BUZZ ALDRIN.

WHATEVER. LET'S JUST MOVE ON. OK?

WE MADE GREAT PLANS THIS SUMMER.

NO, MADE THE PLANS, LILY!

YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK ME WHAT I WANTED TO DO!

WELL, HOW COULD YOU HAVE MADE THE PLANS?

YOU WERE AT SPACE CAMP FOR THE LAST 5 SUMMERS!

HEY, I HAD SOME OF THE BEST TIMES OF MY LIFE AT THAT CAMP.

BUT YOU'VE MOVED PAST THAT.

YOU'RE WITH ME NOW.

OH, YES, I WAS NOBODY BEFORE WE GOT TOGETHER.

I CERTAINLY COULDN'T HAVE HAD A GIRLFRIEND.

I MEAN, YOU CREATED ME,

THE GREAT AND POWERFUL LILY!

OH! WELL, IF I'M THAT HORRIBLE,

WHY ARE YOU COMING WITH ME TO THE BEACH?

WHY DON'T YOU GO TO YOUR STUPID SPACE CAMP?!

WELL, MAYBE I WILL GO TO MY STUPID SPACE CAMP.

WELL, I WOULD ENCOURAGE YOU TO GO TO YOUR STUPID SPACE CAMP.

WELL, FINE! I'LL GO TO MY STUPID SPACE CAMP!

AND IT IS NOT STUPID.

LILY, I'M SORRY.

IT'S OK. I MEAN, WE HAD A FIGHT.

ALL COUPLES FIGHT, RIGHT?

[DOORBELL RINGS] OH, THERE HE IS.

WAY TO MAKE ME PARANOID, DAD.

[DOOR OPENS]

OH. HI, HOPE. HI.

DAD, IT'S NOT BRAD.

I DON'T KNOW WHY I LISTEN TO YOU.

I JUST, UH, I CAME BY

TO GIVE YOU YOUR CD.

YEAH, LISTEN, I'M--I'M REALLY SORRY

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AND--

YOU KNOW, LOOK,

LOTS OF PEOPLE WOULD AGREE

THAT YOU CAN SHARE A SECRET WITH A SPOUSE.

SEE, IT'S--IT'S BEYOND THE SPOUSE,

PAST THAT, IS WHERE THE REAL VIOLATION OCCURS.

HE IS MY BROTHER, OK?

EDDIE IS MY BROTHER.

OH, I MISSED THE CEREMONY WHERE YOU PLEDGED

TO LOVE, HONOR, AND OBEY YOUR BROTHER!

PEOPLE THREW RICE AT YOU,

YOU TWO TOOK A HONEYMOON.

I'M JUST GONNA PUT THIS DOWN HERE.

HE'S MY BROTHER!

OH, LOOK! HERE'S YOUR LIFE PARTNER!

HEY, UH-- EDDIE.

HOPE, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF YOU.

I KNOW, I'VE BEEN BUSY. LOOK, I GOTTA GO.

HEY, WAIT.

YOU KNOW, UH, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

LOOK, IT--IT'S OK.

LET'S JUST LEAVE THIS ALONE.

PLEASE, JUST 2 MINUTES.

OK, FINE.

OH, LOOK, IT'S THE SECOND OF THE 3 CHILDREN

YOU FATHERED WITH YOUR BROTHER.

JUST KEEP 'EM COMING.

UH-HUH.

JIMMY, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? WHAT'S THE MATTER?

I FOUND MY SECRET ADMIRER.

JIMMY FINNERTY.

I GUESS SOMEONE FORGOT TO TELL YOU SCHOOL'S OUT.

HA HA HA HA HA!

UM, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME.

ALL RIGHT, I NEED A COMPLETE LIST

OF THE NAMES AND NUMBERS FOR THE GIRLS' CHORUS.

JIMMY, THINK ABOUT IT.

IF SOME GIRL CAME TO ME LOOKING FOR YOUR NUMBER,

WOULD YOU REALLY WANT ME TO GIVE IT TO THEM?

YES.

NO MATTER WHO IT WAS? YES.

JIMMY, I CAN'T DO THAT.

AND TO BE HONEST, I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING HERE

IN RESPONSE TO THE NOTE I PUT IN YOUR YEARBOOK.

YOUR NOTE?

TO CALL ME.

THE SUMMER PRODUCTION THIS YEAR

IS A MIDSUMMER NIGHS DREAM,

AND YOU ARE SO FUNNY

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD MAKE A MARVELOUS PUCK.

PUCK?!

YEAH, YOU KNOW, THE IMPISH WOODS FAIRY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WOULD IT KILL YOU

TO WRITE A LITTLE LESS LIKE A GIRL?!

WELL, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, JIM.

I MEAN, AT LEAST IT WASN'T SOME GIRL YOU DIDN'T LIKE.

YEAH, IT WAS A MIDDLE-AGED MAN.

Lily: DID BRAD CALL WHILE I WAS IN THE BATHROOM?

NO!

WILL YOU CHECK AND MAKE SURE THE PHONE'S WORKING?

OK.

DID YOU REALLY CHECK?

HOLD ON. IT'S A COMPLICATED PROCEDURE.

OH, YEAH, YEAH. IT'S WORKING ALL RIGHT. YEAH.

YOU'RE A LIAR!

I'M NOT LYING!

LOOK, JUST TAKE THE KEY.

I DON'T WANT IT.

YOU SAID YOU DID.

NOT TO YOU.

WELL, YOU DON'T GO TELLIN' SOME GUY'S BROTHER'S WIFE

UNLESS YOU WANT HIM TO KNOW.

GOD, HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

HOW DID I BECOME THE WOMAN

WHO'S ALL FREAKED OUT OVER GETTING SOME GUY'S KEY?

LIFE WAS SO MUCH SIMPLER

WHEN I WAS JUST A WOMAN WHO WANTED TO HAVE A BABY

AND YOU WERE JUST THE GUY THAT DROPPED IN EVERY SO OFTEN

TO TRY AND GET ME PREGNANT.

OK, THAT WAS NOT SO SIMPLE FOR ME, ALL RIGHT?

WHAT WE HAVE NOW IS MUCH BETTER.

LOOK, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE ME BACK MY KEY

AND WE CAN GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS

BEFORE I STARTED ALL THIS.

I COULD DO THAT, BUT...

BUT...

ALL MY CDs ARE AT YOUR PLACE.

YEAH.

AND MY ESPRESSO MACHINE AND MY BOOKS

AND MOST OF MY CLOTHES.

WAIT A MINUTE.

ARE YOU LIVING WITH ME?

MAYBE A LITTLE.

OH, MY GOD. YOU ARE.

YOU'RE LIVING WITH ME.

YOU'VE SPENT THE NIGHT AT MY HOUSE, LIKE, EVERY NIGHT

FOR, LIKE, THE LAST 3 WEEKS.

YOU GET BETTER WATER PRESSURE THAN I DO.

WE'RE LIVING TOGETHER.

LET'S NOT MAKE A THING OUT OF THIS.

OK.

LOOK, IF IT'S OK WITH YOU,

I KNOW A GUY WHO CAN GET US A GOOD DEAL

ON A SATELLITE DISH.

SURE. TELL HIM TO COME BY.

HE'S THERE NOW.

HENRY, THIS BRA COST $45.

THEN IT SHOULD HAVE HELD ME.

NO MORE BUNGEE JUMPING.

BUT I'M BORED.

WE'RE GOING NOW. GOOD-BYE.

ALL RIGHT.

IS EVERYTHING OK?

YEAH. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

EDDIE AND I ARE LIVING TOGETHER.

THAT'S SO...GREAT!

I KNOW.

YAWN.

I HEARD THE DOOR. WAS THAT BRAD?

NO, IT WAS JUST HOPE AND EDDIE LEAVING.

OH, MY GOD, MOM. I'M REALLY WORRIED.

CALM DOWN.

I THINK THAT BRAD WENT TO SPACE CAMP,

AND WE CAN'T SPEND A SUMMER APART.

I'M BORROWING THE CAR, DAD.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

IF THE CHECK ENGINE LIGHT'S ON,

JUST SMACK THE DASHBOARD. IT GOES AWAY.

GOT IT.

OK, BABY, I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY I TOLD EDDIE.

NO, IT'S OK.

IT ENDED UP WORKING OUT FINE.

NO, NO. BUT, I MEAN, HE'S MY BROTHER.

I KNOW, HONEY. I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE CLOSE.

IT'S FINE.

YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET I TOLD EDDIE A LONG TIME AGO?

I DON'T KNOW. DO I?

WE WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL,

AND HE WAS, LIKE, WHO'S THAT HOT CHICK?

AND I SAID, THAT'S CLAUDIA BUSTAMANTE.

I'M GONNA MARRY THAT GIRL.

BRAD?

BRAD O'KEEFE, ARE YOU ON THIS BUS?

LILY?

BRAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GOING TO SPACE CAMP LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO.

I WAS UPSET.

NOW GET OFF THIS BUS.

NO, LILY. YOU TAKE ME FOR GRANTED.

I'M NOT GONNA BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED ANYMORE.

COME ON, BRAD. I'M SORRY ABOUT WHAT I DID.

YOU ARE?

YES. NOW GET OFF THIS BUS!

YOU CAN'T JUST ORDER ME AROUND.

OK, I'M ASKING YOU.

GET OFF THE BUS RIGHT NOW!

OH, YEAH. RIGHT. I'LL GET OFF THE BUS

BECAUSE I DO EXACTLY WHAT LILY TELLS ME.

GREAT. LET'S GO.

NO.

HAVE A NICE SUMMER, LILY.

BRAD...

ALL RIGHT, SPACE CAMPERS. COMMENCE COUNTDOWN.

T-MINUS 10...

COME ON, BRAD. LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.

THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY.

NOW WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD TIME

TO GET OFF THE BUS.

LIFTOFF!

I'LL SEE YOU IN 6 WEEKS.

STUPID SPACE CAMP!