Original subtitles

THAT WAS A FUN RIDE, EDDIE.

YEAH. LEMME GET SOME, UH...

I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO GET OUT OF THE CAR WHEN WE GOT TO THAT HILL.

MMM.

HEY, JIMMY. YOU REMEMBER HOPE?

HEY. HOW'S IT GOIN'?

WHATEVER.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

I DON'T LIKE WOMEN ANYMORE.

THAT'S COOL... BUT IT'S A BIG STEP, AND I'M NOT SURE

YOUR FATHER'S GONNA BE ON BOARD RIGHT AWAY.

NO. I--EDDIE, I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

I...I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THEIR BRAINS WORK.

YOU'RE A WOMAN, HOPE.

WHY DO YOU TORTURE US?

I DON'T KNOW.

'CAUSE WE CAN?

NO. I'M SERIOUS. I MEAN,

HOW DO YOU TALK TO WOMEN WITHOUT TURNING YOURSELF INTO A BABBLING MORON?

WHATEVER YOU DID, I'M SURE IT WASN'T AS BAD AS YOU THINK.

YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN ME.

I NOTICED WE'RE BOTH DRINKING ICE COFFEE.

IS IT ICE COFFEE OR ICED COFFEE?

I MEAN...GUESS EITHER WAY IT'S FINE...REALLY.

YOU KNOW? BUT THE-- THE COFFEE'S NOT ICE.

AND IT'S NOT REALLY ICED, EITHER.

YOU KNOW?

MMM.

OK. WELL, YOU'RE BUSY. BYE.

HEY, THAT'S NOT SO BAD. RIGHT, HOPE?

OH...YEAH.

I'VE SEEN GUYS FAIL A LOT WORSE THAN THAT.

REALLY. WHO?

UM...

OH. THERE'S THIS GUY THAT LIVES AT THE ATM BY MY BUILDING.

HE IS--HE'S PRETTY BAD WITH THE LADIES.

THANKS. THAT'S JUST GREAT.

DIDN'T THAT GUY GET ENGAGED? SHH!

OH, HEY! HOPE!

HEY. HEY, SEAN. HEY, CLAUDIA.

YOU, UH, YOU WANT TO STAY FOR DINNER?

OH, NO, I CAN'T. I GOTTA GET DOWNTOWN.

YOU WANNA BORROW MY CAR? NO.

I'M GONNA WALK. I'M, UH...IN A HURRY.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BABY.

BYE. BYE.

YEAH! SHE SEEMED PRETTY HAPPY... "BABY."

IT'S DOOMED!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

YOU AND HOPE SEEM GREAT TOGETHER.

IT'S NOT ABOUT HOPE....

DIRECTLY. IT'S ABOUT...

AMY.

WAIT. AMY? YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND?

CRAZY AMY?

Sean: UH, CLAUDIA,

THAT WAS OUR NICKNAME FOR HER.

OH. CRAZY.

CRAZY, LIKE CRAZY FUN.

CRAZY FUN! GREAT TO BE AROUND!

CRAZY AMY! CRAZY!

I CAN'T DO THIS. SHE WAS CRAZY.

YEAH, WELL, I, UH...

I THOUGHT IT WAS A PRETTY INTERESTING MOVIE.

OH, IT WAS SO VIOLENT!

SHE NEVER EVEN KILLED BILL.

WELL, PART 2 COMES OUT NEXT YEAR. SHE'LL HAVE HER SHOT, HUH?

[CHUCKLES]

HO HO HO HO!

I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE BILL. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

KINDA. [CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES] SURE. YEAH.

"HEY, BILL...

GOT A LITTLE SOMETHIN' FOR YA."

EEE-YAH!

YUHH! YUHH! KNNG! KKK, KKK, KKK! KKK, KKK, KKK!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. STOP KILLING BILL.

[CHUCKLES WEAKLY] HEY, I'M NOT BILL. [CHUCKLES]

[CLAUDIA CHUCKLES]

Amy: GOD.

DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY.

IT'S ONLY A MOVIE.

AMY LOVES THE MOVIES.

IN FACT, SHE WROTE A SCREENPLAY.

I READ THE FIRST 600 PAGES.

IT'S REALLY GOOD.

IT'S A DARK COMEDY... ABOUT A GROUP OF PEASANTS

DURING THE PLAGUE WHO EAT THEIR OWN LIMBS.

OOH. TO SURVIVE?

OH, THAT'S GOOD!

CAN I USE THAT?

IT'S ALL YOURS.

TO BE HONEST... I'M RELIEVED SHE'S OUTTA YOUR LIFE.

YEAH? WELL, LAST NIGHT, SHE POPPED BACK IN.

OH, LOOK. RABBITS.

WE SHOULD GET ONE TOGETHER.

I'M NOT REALLY A RABBIT GUY.

I NEED SOMETHING MORE DURABLE, LIKE A TURTLE.

HELLO, EDDIE.

AMY! HI!

WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

THIS IS HOPE.

HI.

YOU GUYS...

JUST GO RABBIT SHOPPING TOGETHER?

OR...OTHER THINGS, TOO?

HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

OK! SEE YOU AROUND.

OH, YOU CAN COUNT ON IT!

WHO THAT?

JUST KEEP WALKIN'.

WHAT THE HELL'S THE BIG DEAL?

I THOUGHT YOU BROKE UP WITH HER, LIKE, 6 MONTHS AGO.

YEAH, WELL, UH, YOU KNOW, AMY...

DOESN'T LIKE THE TERM "BROKEN UP."

SHE PREFERS THE TERM "STILL TOGETHER."

ALL RIGHT. EDDIE, IS THERE ANY REASON,

UH, BESIDES CLINICAL INSANITY,

THAT SHE WOULD BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT TOTALLY BROKEN UP?

NO. UH-UH. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

WELL, THERE WAS NEW YEAR'S EVE.

COME ON, ED!

IT'S A LONELY HOLIDAY!

HEY, JIMBO. WE SAW YOUR LITTLE FLAMEOUT

AT THE MOCHA JOJO'S.

YOU GUYS SAW THAT?

YEAH, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING

YOU MIGHT WANT TO KNOW.

MMM.

OK. BYE.

OH, TORCHED!

WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?

HEY! YOU WITH THE ATTITUDE! WHAT--

OHH!

SHE'S DEAF?

YEAH. APPARENTLY,

SHE WASN'T SNUBBING YOU. SHE COULDN'T HEAR YOU.

WAIT. SO SHE DIDN'T HEAR ANY OF THE STUPID STUFF I SAID?

YEAH! YOU GOT A DO-OVER, J-DOG!

YEAH. GO GET HER.

WHAT DO I SAY?

IT DOESN'T MATTER. SHE CAN'T HEAR YOU.

RIGHT! THAT'S PERFECT FOR ME!

YES!

[CHUCKLES] WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE GIRL I LIKE IS DEAF!

MAN, SOME GUYS GET ALL THE BREAKS.

WOULD YOU STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF?

YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRLFRIEND.

YEP, AND A PSYCHO EX.

[CRASH, ELECTRONIC WAILING]

WHAT IS THAT?

MY CAR.

Claudia: OH, MY GOD!

NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME? LOOK AT THIS.

SHE TIPPED OVER MY CAR!

OK. IN FAIRNESS, ED, DIDN'T A CASE OF BEER DO THIS ONCE?

I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!

HOW ARE YOU?

HEY. WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

BRAD KNOWS SIGN LANGUAGE.

HE'S TEACHING ME SOME STUFF TO SAY TO JIMMY'S GIRLFRIEND.

OH. GREAT.

OK. SO HERE'S "HELLO."

[CHUCKLES]

YOU DON'T THINK SHE'D GET THIS?

LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO LEARN IT OR NOT?

THAT'S NOT "YES"!

HEY, MOM, EMMA'S ON HER WAY OVER. WHEN ARE WE EATING?

JUST AS SOON AS THE SPAGHETTI'S DONE.

OHHH...THAT'S NOT MEAT SAUCE IS IT?

'CAUSE EMMA CAN'T EAT MEAT.

OH. WELL... I CAN JUST MAKE HER SOME PLAIN SPAGHETTI

WITH PARMESAN CHEESE.

SHE CAN'T EAT CHEESE, EITHER.

DEAF PEOPLE CAN'T EAT CHEESE?

[DOORBELL CHIMES]

HEY, EMMA!

[CHUCKLES] YOU GET THIS. RIGHT?

SEE? IT TOTALLY WORKS!

[LAUGHS MOCKINGLY] COME IN.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

W-WHEN'D YOU MOVE HERE?

AH. SHE SAYS I'M VERY GOOD AT SIGN LANGUAGE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. SO ARE YOU.

I...I GUESS YOU'D HAVE TO BE.

[BRAD LAUGHS SELF-CONSCIOUSLY]

UM...JIMMY'S IN THE KITCHEN?

HA! SIGN LANGUAGE IS SO EASY.

ALL RIGHT. NICE AND EASY.

ALL RIGHT. RIGHT HERE.

READY? 1...2...

DAMN IT! ED!

IT'S HEAVY.

OH. HEY, BABY.

HEY, BABY. WHAT EXACTLY IS THAT? IS IT A SAFE?

YEAH. HEY, WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

DID YOU THINK THE SAFE CONVERSATION WAS OVER?

OH. IT'S AMY'S.

OH, GOD. ARE THERE HUMAN REMAINS IN THERE?

LOOK, SHE'S IN POSSESSION OF SOME VERY SENSITIVE MATERIALS

WHICH I NEED TO GET BACK.

SENSITIVE? WHA-- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

COME ON. ED, GET IT OVER WITH.

OK, JUST KEEP IN MIND THE PEOPLE IN THE STORY

WERE VERY MUCH IN LOVE... AND VERY WASTED.

THESE PICTURES ARE GREAT.

I WANT TO SHOOT YOU.

WELL, HO--HO-H-H-- WH--WH--UH--UH--W...

PLEASE DON'T.

[LAUGHING] NO, SILLY.

WITH MY CAMERA!

[CHUCKLES]

BELIEVE ME, IF I WANTED TO KILL YOU,

YOU'D BE DEAD BY NOW.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]

OH, THAT'S GOOD. OK, CHIN UP.

CHIN UP. GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.

LOSE THE ROBE.

I'LL LOSE THE ROBE.

I'LL LOSE IT.

NICE! OOF!

[AMY LAUGHS] YEAH!

YOU KNOW WHAT?

LEMME TRY SOMETHIN'...

CREATIVE.

H-HOW CREATIVE?

VERY CREATIVE.

HOW CREATIVE?

EXTREMELY CREATIVE.

UHH! OK. ENOUGH SAID.

SO, WHAT, YOU THINK AMY'LL USE THESE PICTURES AGAINST YOU?

WELL, CLAUD, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CALLS HER CRAZY AMY.

WELL... SO YOU'RE SURE

THE PICTURES ARE IN THIS SAFE?

THEY'D BETTER BE.

COME ON, ED. WE'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE.

OH, MAN! SHE HAS A SAFE! YES!

OH, GOD! I SEE HER COMIN'!

SHE'S COMIN' DOWN THE STREET!

ALL RIGHT. JUST HELP ME GET THIS THING OUTTA HERE.

OH, NO WAY! NO WAY!

SEAN, YOU'RE NOT BEIN' VERY COOPERATIVE!

WHAT IF SHE COMES UP AND THEN-- LET'S TALK ABOUT IT LATER!

[SHIVERING] WE GOTTA MAKE OUR MOVE.

HOW THE HELL ARE WE GONNA GET THAT THING DOWN THERE?!

YOU CLIMB DOWN THERE, AND I'LL DROP IT TO YOU.

OH, YEAH, YOU'LL DROP IT TO ME.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, WILE E. COYOTE?

HUH? MAYBE I HAVE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE UMBRELLAS TO PROTECT ME.

YEAH, WELL, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME KIND OF WAY THAT WE CAN--

THAT'LL DO IT.

LOOK, EDDIE, I FEEL FOR YOU. REALLY, I DO.

BUT THAT WOMAN IS CRAZY. SCARY CRAZY.

AND NOW YOU'VE PROVOKED HER

BY BREAKIN' INTO HER PLACE AND STEALIN' HER SAFE?

HEY, I'M DESPERATE HERE, CLAUDIA.

IF THESE PICTURES GET OUT, I COULD LOSE HOPE.

THE GIRL, NOT THE CONCEPT.

THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT, FINE.

IF IT'S FOR HOPE, I GUESS I'M ON BOARD.

BUT PUT THE STOLEN SAFE

WITH THE NAKED PICTURES IN THE BASEMENT.

IT'S...KIND OF A HOUSE RULE.

OK. BASEMENT.

DOES SHE WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES?

UH, SHE'S NOT COMFORTABLE WASTING MONEY

WHEN SO MANY PEOPLE LIVE IN POVERTY.

OK. SO NO TO THE MALL, NO TO THE COMIC BOOK STORE,

NO TO VIDEO GAMES. WHAT DOES SHE WANT TO DO?

WELL, UH...

Brad: SHE'S UP FOR ANYTHING!

Brad: BATHROOM'S

UP THERE.

GREAT. GREAT! WE'VE GOT SOMETHING IN COMMON!

YEAH, WE BOTH USE THE BATHROOM!

GIRLFRIEND TROUBLE?

YEAH. WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.

WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT.

WELL, ALL THE GIRLS AT SCHOOL

ARE TALKIN' ABOUT YOU AND EMMA.

THEY THINK YOU'RE, LIKE, A SENSITIVE STUD.

WOW. WHO'S SAYIN' THIS?

ALISON, NATALIE, CARLA VETRANO, ASHLEY.

ASHLEY?!

YEAH. SHE SAID

SHE NEVER KNEW YOU WERE THAT DEEP.

I AM! I'M THAT DEEP!

MAN, I GOTTA-- I GOTTA DUMP EMMA AND ASK OUT ASHLEY!

WOW! YOU JUST WENT FROM DEEP, SENSITIVE GUY

TO SHALLOW, HORNY ASS IN LESS THAN A SECOND.

YEAH. JIM, THINK ABOUT IT. YOU DON'T WANT

TO BE THE GUY WHO DUMPED THE DEAF GIRL.

OHHH...MAN...

HI, CLAUDIA.

AAH!

AMY! YOU'RE BACK!

CAN I COME IN?

UH--

APPARENTLY.

SO!

EDDIE HERE?

HERE? NO. NOT HERE. NO. UH-UH.

HIS CAR'S OUTSIDE.

YEAH. YEAH, HE LIKES TO PARK IT HERE

WHEN HE GOES AWAY FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME.

[SIGHS] CLAUD...

CAN I SHARE SOMETHIN' PERSONAL WITH YOU?

BOY, I--I'D RATHER YOU DIDN'T.

SEE...AHEM...

EDDIE AND I HAD A LITTLE LOVERS' QUARREL.

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, SOMEBODY BROKE INTO MY STUDIO

AND TOOK MY SAFE.

NOW...I CAN'T JUST HELP WONDERING

IF THERE'S A CONNECTION. YOU KNOW?

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE EDDIE.

WELL...YOU DON'T KNOW EDDIE LIKE I DO...

WHAT MAKES HIM LAUGH...

MAKES HIM CRY...

MAKES HIM SCREAM.

HEY, GUYS.

HEY. WHERE'S EMMA? SHE ONLINE?

NO. SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE INTERNET.

SHE THINKS IT'S A SUBSTITUTE FOR HUMAN INTERACTION.

THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT IT!

WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON.

IT'S SO LAME! WELL, OK, SHE'S HOT.

AND SHE LIKES ME. AND SHE'S GOT GIRL PARTS,

WHICH IS, YOU KNOW...

YEAH. SHE'S PRETTY.

YEAH. AND I KEEP TELLING MYSELF

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE LOOKS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT'S NOT.

IT'S NOT ABOUT LOOKS AT ALL.

I MEAN, IT IS A LITTLE.

I--I MEAN A LOT!

UH...I MEAN, FOR ME, IT--IT'S ALL ABOUT THE LOOKS.

EXCEPT FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THAT MAKES UP THE TOTAL PACKAGE.

LOOK, JIMMY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER, JUST BREAK UP WITH HER.

NO. I DON'T WANT TO BE THE GUY WHO BROKE UP WITH THE DEAF GIRL.

BUT YOU HAVE TO!

CAN YOU DO IT FOR ME?

YOU WANT ME TO BREAK UP WITH HER FOR YOU?

YES. NO!

PLEASE! NO!

DUDE, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE THE GUY

WHO HAS HIS SISTER BREAK UP WITH THE DEAF GIRL.

NO! I DO WANT TO BE THAT GUY!

COME ON, LILY. YOU'VE SEEN ME TALK TO GIRLS.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. IT-- IT'S HUMILIATING.

I'M INCOMPETENT.

IT'LL BE A TRAIN WRECK.

IT'LL BE SO UGLY, NEITHER ONE OF US

WILL EVER GET OVER IT.

OH...OK, FINE. I'LL DO IT.

BUT NEXT TIME I HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEBODY,

YOU GET TO DO IT FOR ME.

DEAL.

UH...UH...

I'LL BE GENTLE.

[SOFTLY] HOW'S IT GOIN'?

SHH!

[CLICK]

[CLICK]

YOU MESSED UP MY RHYTHM.

OH, I'M SORRY. MAYBE IT'S NOT YOUR RHYTHM I MESSED UP.

MAYBE YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING!

OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN'?

THIS IS A VOORHEES, UH, 3-TUMBLER MODEL

WITH A SPRING-ACTION BOLT RELEASE MECHANISM.

EACH TUMBLER HAS 2 POSITIONS-- ONE SET, ONE RESET.

THEY HAVE TO BE TRIPPED IN ORDER.

DID YOU JUST MAKE THAT UP?

YEAH, I JUST MADE THAT UP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN'.

ALL RIGHT? OK.

ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT A METHOD.

OK? IT'S CALLED THE FOCUSED KINETIC ENERGY RELEASE SYSTEM.

UHH!

SO...

EDDIE MENTION WHERE HE WAS GOING?

UH...NO. HE JUST WENT OUT WITH SEAN,

AND...DON'T EXPECT 'EM BACK ANYTIME.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, I'M GONNA GET GOIN'.

LISTEN, IF YOU SEE EDDIE,

YOU TELL HIM MY SAFE WAS STOLEN.

BUT NOT TO WORRY, 'CAUSE THE PICTURES WEREN'T IN THERE.

HE'LL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

OH, CRAP.

HEY, LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT...

I REALLY LIKE YOU AND I'M SORRY

THAT YOU HAD TO GET DRAGGED INTO THIS THING.

OH...[CHUCKLES]

THAT'S OK.

NO TOUCHING.

UNHH!

ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH. SEAN, ENOUGH. OK?

YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL THIS A SAFE?

BECAUSE IT'S... SAFE...

FROM GOONS WITH HAMMERS.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHY I BOUGHT THIS SLEDGE HAMMER.

NO ONE LETS ME FIX ANYTHING WITH IT.

[GLASS SHATTERING]

HENRY! DAMMIT!

I TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY DOWNSTAIRS!

OH. HI. HI, BABY. HOW YOU DOIN'?

OK. YEAH.

CRAZY AMY WAS JUST HERE...

[ANGRILY] IN OUR HOUSE. WHAT?

UH-OH.

"UH-OH"? "UH-OH" IS FOR

"I FORGOT TO PICK UP THE DRY CLEANING."

THIS IS "HOLY FREAKING CRAP! CRAZY AMY WAS IN OUR HOUSE"!

LOOK, SOON AS WE GET THE PICTURES OUT OF THE SAFE,

WE'LL GET THE SAFE OUTTA HERE.

DON'T BOTHER. THE PICTURES AREN'T IN THE SAFE.

SHE JUST TOLD ME.

OH, THAT'S GREAT.

SHE'S STILL GOT THE PICTURES, SEAN.

SHE'S GONNA USE THEM, TOO,

AND THEN I'M GONNA LOSE HOPE. THE GIRL.

AND THE CONCEPT!

CAN YOU HEAR THIS?

[LOUDER] HOW 'BOUT NOW?

[SCREAMING] HOW' BOUT NOW?!

HENRY, STOP YELLING. I NEED TO TALK

TO EMMA ALONE.

[SCREAMING] HOW 'BOUT NOW?!!

WOW. GO!

[CHUCKLES UNCOMFORTABLY]

UH...

UM...

YOU...

AND JIMMY...

UM...

ARE NOT, OH...

WORKING OUT.

WORKING OUT.

OK. AH...UM...

HE W--HE WANTS T'...

BREAK...UP...

WITH YOU.

BUT--BUT--HE--HE--

HE DOESN'T WANT TO H-HURT YOU.

UNHH! AHH!

PPHH!

UM...BUT--

BUT IT'S--IT'S OVER. GKTT! OVER.

WAIT! WAIT!

WAIT!

WAIT!

WAIT.

WAIT! WAIT, WAIT. WAIT. DON'T LEAVE.

DON'T--DON'T LEAVE. WAIT. WAIT. DON'T...

LEAVE. LEAVE. LILY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?

THEY'RE LEAVES FALLING.

Brad: UH...

SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOIN' ON.

OK, IT'S JU--LOOK,

YOU'RE A REALLY GREAT PERSON, BUT...

I'M NOT SURE THIS IS WORKING OUT.

BUT WE WERE HAVING SUCH A GOOD TIME TOGETHER.

YEAH, BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING IN COMMON.

YOU KNOW? AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT GOES FROM HERE.

BUT YOU MADE THE FIRST MOVE. YOU KISSED ME FIRST.

I DID, AND YOU'RE REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

AND YOU'RE REALLY CUTE.

I'M GLAD WE DIDN'T GO ANY FARTHER.

HOW MUCH FARTHER COULD WE HAVE GONE?

JIMMY! I'M SORRY.

LOOK...I HOPE WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS.

HUG?

OK. NOT YOU!

OH.

WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT'D SHE JUST SAY?

I REALLY SHOULDN'T REPEAT THAT.

HEY. WHAT'S GOIN' ON? IS--IS EDDIE AROUND?

YEAH, HE'S... DOWNSTAIRS.

OK.

HOPE. HEY.

HEY! I, UH... I GOT 'EM.

YOU--WHAT?

THE, UH... THE PICTURES THAT YOU SENT.

OH. YOU DID?

YEAH. YEAH. AND-- AND AT FIRST, I WAS, LIKE,

WOW. THESE ARE... KINDA...TWISTED.

THAT'S FAIR.

AND--AND THEN I THOUGHT,

WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GESTURE...

THAT YOU FELT SECURE ENOUGH IN OUR RELATIONSHIP

TO SHARE SOMETHING SO... SO PERSONAL.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOIN' FOR.

SO I HAVE TO, UH... I HAVE TO ASK YOU.

WHO TOOK THESE?

SEAN.

OH, HEY, HOPE.

HEY!

YOU'RE, UH... YOU'RE VERY TALENTED.

AND VERY, UH... UNAFRAID.

THANK YOU.

SHALL WE GO GET A BITE?

I'D LOVE TO.

WHAT THE HELL'S SHE TALKIN' ABOUT?

DON'T WORRY. HOLD ONTO THOSE FOR ME. OK.

OH, MY GOD. DID HOPE SEE THESE?

YEAH. AND WHAT?

AND SHE THINKS YOU'RE A FREAK.

OH. UH, HEY, BABY. HEY.

LISTEN, HENRY NEEDS HIS PERMISSION SLIP SIGNED

TO GO ON A SCHOOL TRIP.

OHH! GOD! AAH! AAH!

OHH!

OHH...

EDDIE.

WHERE YOU BEEN?

I'VE MISSED YOU.

[CHUCKLES] LISTEN TO ME.

WHAT WE HAD... WAS VERY SPECIAL...

BUT IT'S IN THE PAST.

OK? I NEED YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE.

DID SHE GET THE PICTURES?

YEAH. NOW, THAT WAS REALLY MESSED UP.

OK, LOOK...

I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE...

I COULDN'T STAND TO SEE YOU WITH HER.

YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY I EVER WANTED, AND... UH-HUH.

WHO'S THIS?!

YOU.

THAT IS NOT ME. OK?

I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

[AMUSED] OH, MY GOD.

THAT'S ROBERT.

YOU CAN KEEP ROBERT.

THIS MEANS I MAY HAVE SENT PICTURES OF YOU TO ROBERT'S WIFE.

THAT IS SO EMBARRASSING.

GOOD-BYE. OHHH...

CALL ME!

[DOOR CLOSES]