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YOU KNOW, I AM
A REALLY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.
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MM-HMM.
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NO, REALLY.
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I MEAN, BRAD'S
ALL DEPRESSED BECAUSE
HIS PARENTS SPLIT UP,
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AND DO I JUST IGNORE IT?
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NO, I--I'M WORKING
MY BUTT OFF TO THROW HIM
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A FABULOUS PARTY
TO CHEER HIM UP.
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WELL, AND I MUST
A REALLY GREAT MOTHER
OF BRAD'S GIRLFRIEND
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'CAUSE I SEEM TO BE
DOING TWICE AS MUCH WORK
FOR THIS PARTY AS YOU.
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MOM, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU,
IT'S ABOUT BRAD.
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OH, GOD,
I MAKE GOOD PUNCH!
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I GOT THE PIÑATA.
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NO! NOT GREEN!
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
A GRAY ALIEN,
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THE KIND THE ARMY'S
HIDING FROM US
IN ROSWELL.
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LILY, I THINK
YOU AND BRAD
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MIGHT BE SPENDING
TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER.
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I'M SORRY. I JUST
WANT HIS BIRTHDAY
TO BE PERFECT.
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HEY, EVERYBODY,
LOOK AT THIS CAKE.
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IT SAYS,
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRA."
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WHAT?!
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OH, MOM,
HENRY AT THE "D."
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HENRY.
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I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS
A BRA'S BIRTHDAY.
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I DIDN'T GET
THE BRA ANYTHING. HA!
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SO, WHO'S COMING
TO THE PARTY,
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A COUPLE OF BOOBS?
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GREAT, THERE ARE
NO MORE "D's."
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I GUESS I'LL HAVE
TO USE HIS INITIALS.
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OH. I DON'T KNOW.
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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, B.O.?"
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OH, HEY, LOOK,
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IT'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY
HIMSELF.
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BIRTHDAY BOY.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TO ME.
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OH, COME ON, BRAD,
CHEER UP.
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IT'S GONNA BE
A GOOD PARTY.
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YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
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NO, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SURE IT'LL BE GREAT.
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HEY, CHECK OUT
THE PIÑATA.
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THAT'S NOT
A GRAY ALIEN.
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THIS WAS THE ONLY KIND
THEY HAD.
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NO, THAT'S
THE ONLY KIND
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THE GOVERNMENT
WANTS YOU TO HAVE.
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YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULDN'T
BE SEEING ANY OF THIS.
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LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE.
COME ON.
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POOR BRAD.
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YEAH, THINGS MIGHT BE
LOOKING UP FOR BRAD.
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I INVITED HIS DAD
OVER HERE TONIGHT.
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YOU DID NOT.
I DID.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
CONNIE'S GONNA BE HERE.
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YEAH, I KNOW, BABY.
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WELL, I GET THE FEELING
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SHE'S A LITTLE UPSET
ABOUT HIM CHEATING.
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CONNIE?
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OH, HI, CLAUDIA.
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DOES SEAN NEED
ANY UNDERPANTS?
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I DON'T THINK SO.
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WHAT ABOUT
SHOES, PANTS,
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THIS FISH DAN CAUGHT
IN FLORIDA?
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UH, I THINK HE'S GOOD.
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ALL RIGHT,
WATCH OUT.
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LOOK, I DON'T BLAME HER
FOR BEING FURIOUS.
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BUT COME ON,
THE GUY MAKES ONE MISTAKE
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AND HIS LIFE'S RUINED?
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HE MADE ONE MISTAKE?
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HE CHEATED ON HIS WIFE
FOR 2 YEARS.
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YEAH, BUT IT WASN'T
LIKE A BUNCH OF
DIFFERENT MISTAKES.
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I MEAN, IT WAS
THE SAME MISTAKE
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
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OK, LOOK,
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THAT'S NOT
A GOOD ARGUMENT.
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BUT THE POINT IS,
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DAN'S LIVING AT THE "Y."
HIS LIFE IS A WRECK.
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I WAS JUST
CRUISING ALONG,
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THINKING THAT CONNIE
WOULD ALWAYS BE THERE
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NO MATTER WHAT I DID.
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UH-HUH.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
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NEVER TAKE YOUR WOMAN
FOR GRANTED, YOU HEAR ME?
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NEVER.
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SO, I'M SORRY.
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I TOOK PITY ON THE GUY,
AND I INVITED HIM OVER.
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HONEY, DO YOU REALLY
THINK JUST THROWING THEM
IN A ROOM TOGETHER
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IS GONNA MAGICALLY SOLVE
ALL THEIR PROBLEMS?
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WELL, IT'S A START.
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I MEAN, IF THEY START
TO COMMUNICATE--
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NO, THAT IS
A DUMB PLAN.
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BABY, IT'S NOT A PLAN,
IT'S A START.
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HEY, DAD,
WHERE'S THE CANDY
FOR THIS PIÑATA?
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IT'S INSIDE OF IT.
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NO, IT ISN'T.
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WHAT?
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THEN WHY THE HELL DID
THEY SAY "DELUXE PIÑATA"
IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
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"DELUXE PIÑATA" MY ASS!
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GO BUY SOME CANDY, OK?
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OK, FINE.
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HEY, WHILE YOU'RE THERE,
WILL YOU GET A "D?"
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I TOOK A "P," TOO.
GET IT? A "P."
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ALL RIGHT, YOU ARE
OUT OF HERE, MISTER.
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WAIT! I GOT MORE!
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I'M SURE YOU DO.
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SEE, ISN'T THIS NICE?
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YEAH, YES.
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OH, LOOK,
YOUR FRIENDS ARE HERE.
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WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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HEY, BRAD,
THIS IS SO MUCH COOLER
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THAN LAST YEAR'S
AT CHUCK E. CHEESE'S.
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YOU WENT
TO CHUCK E. CHEESE
FOR YOUR 16th BIRTHDAY?
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NO, NO, WE WERE
JUST GOOFIN' ON IT.
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LIKE WE WOULD BE
AT CHUCK E. CHEESE'S.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
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YEAH.
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BUT YOU WERE
AT CHUCK E. CHEESE.
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THAT WAITRESS WAS
TOTALLY CHECKING
YOU OUT, MAN.
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NOT ONE OF THE ONES
DRESSED UP LIKE
AN ANIMAL, RIGHT?
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NO!
NO!
NO!
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IT'S REALLY FUNNY.
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I KNOW!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
IT--
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YOU'VE KISSED SOMEONE
WITH A MUSTACHE?
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NO. NO.
OH, NO, NOT ME.
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I--WELL, I MEAN, WHEN I HAD
A MUSTACHE, I, YOU KNOW--
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YOU NEVER HAD
A MUSTACHE.
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YOU STILL HAVE
PEACH FUZZ.
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NO. NO, THIS IS
5 O'CLOCK SHADOW.
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SERIOUSLY, I JUST FORGOT
TO SHAVE TODAY.
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YOU SHAVE?
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YES, I SHAVE!
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GOD, I HADN'T REALIZED
IT GOT SO BAD.
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WHEW.
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DID YOU GET
THE CANDY?
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YEAH.
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[SNIFFS]
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I DROPPED SOME, BABY.
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
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I SAW SOMETHING, OK?
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I SAW SOMETHING.
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EDDIE.
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UGH!
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OH!
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YOUR BROTHER
WAS MAKING OUT
WITH BRAD'S MOM?
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YEAH.
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HOW COULD HE?
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I KNOW. SHE'S
SO NAGGY AND SHRILL.
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SEAN!
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT
YOU'RE SAYING, RIGHT?
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I'M SAYING SHE'S
SO VULNERABLE,
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AND HE TOTALLY TOOK
ADVANTAGE OF HER.
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OH, WELL, YEAH,
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
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WELL, YOUR PLAN
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TO GET CONNIE
AND DAN BACK TOGETHER
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IS CERTAINLY
WORKING OUT WELL.
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CAN WE--
CAN WE JUST TRY
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AND GET THROUGH
THIS PARTY, ALL RIGHT?
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SO, NOW, WH--WH--
WHAT ARE WE GONNA
SHOVE IN THIS ALIEN?
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I HAVE COUGH DROPS.
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OK, THAT'S GOOD.
PUT 'EM IN THERE.
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I GOT SOME FRUIT.
FRUIT.
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HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
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I'M JUST DROPPING
THIS GIFT OFF FOR BRAD.
I CAN'T STAY.
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YOU GOT HIM
A HOCKEY STICK?
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SHH!
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WHAT THE HELL IS
THE MATTER WITH YOU?
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CONTEXT?
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HOW THE HELL COULD YOU
GO AFTER CONNIE O'KEEFE?
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OK, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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SHE IS VULNERABLE,
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AND YOU TOTALLY TOOK
ADVANTAGE OF HER.
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I WAS BEING CHIVALROUS.
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HEY, MRS. O'KEEFE.
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OH, HI, EDDIE.
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SO, HEY, CAN I
GIVE YOU A LIFT?
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UM, OK, THANKS.
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IS THIS A CAR?
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Eddie: YES, IT IS.
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SO, WHEN DAN TOOK THE JOB,
I MOVED WITH HIM.
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IT'S SO STRANGE,
THE DECISIONS
YOU MAKE IN LIFE
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WITHOUT EVEN
THINKING ABOUT IT.
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YEAH.
WELL, HERE WE ARE.
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AND EVEN THOUGH
THERE IS THIS TINY VOICE
INSIDE OF YOU THAT'S GOING,
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"HEY, SOMETHING'S WRONG,"
YOU KNOW, YOU JUST IGNORE IT,
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'CAUSE YOU DON'T WANT IT
TO BE TRUE. YOU KNOW?
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YEAH.
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THAT'S YOUR HOUSE,
RIGHT?
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BUT THAT VOICE
DOES NOT GO AWAY.
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AND YOU REALIZE THAT
YOUR LIFE IS FLYING BY,
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FASTER AND FASTER.
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YOU NEED HELP
WITH THAT DOOR?
I KNOW IT GETS STUCK.
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AND LIFE'S
NOT A PARKING METER.
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YOU CAN'T BUY MORE TIME,
YOU KNOW?
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YOU PROBABLY NEED
TO GET THAT MILK
IN THE FRIDGE, SO...
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YEAH, SO...
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YEAH.
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ANYHOW...
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AND YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M REALIZING
ABOUT MY LIFE, EDDIE?
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IT IS MY TURN
TO GET ME SOME.
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"IT'S MY TURN
TO GET ME SOME"?
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THOSE WERE HER
EXACT WORDS.
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YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEVE
SHE TALKS LIKE THAT?
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OOH, I DON'T KNOW.
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I CAN KIND OF HEAR
HER SAYING SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
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YOU CAN?
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WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW WOMEN TALK.
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NO. NO, BABY.
HOW--HOW DO THEY TALK?
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LOOK,
SHE'D BEEN JILTED.
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I WAS JUST TRYING
TO BE NICE.
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DO NOT BLAME
YOURSELF, CON.
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HE MADE THE CHOICE
TO GO OUT AND ACT
LIKE A DOG.
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YEAH, AND WHERE WAS I?
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AT HOME, BAKING BROWNIES
WITH NO NUTS.
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I LOVE NUTS.
I LOVE THEM,
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BUT DAN DOESN'T LIKE THEM,
SO GUESS WHAT? NO NUTS.
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WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO HAVE YOUR NUTS.
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YOU THINK?
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SISTER, IT IS TIME
FOR YOU TO GO OUT
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AND GET YOU SOME.
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YOU ARE DAMN RIGHT!
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INTERESTING STRATEGY.
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HEY, I SAID GET SOME,
NOT GET SOME OF THAT.
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THANKS. THANKS A LOT.
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OH, GOD.
NOW DAN O'KEEFE'S
COMING OVER,
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AND NOW SHE AND EDDIE
ARE ALL HOOKED UP.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHY'S DAN COMING OVER?
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IT'S PART
OF SEAN'S PLAN.
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IT'S NOT A PLAN.
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STUPID PLAN.
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AGAIN, IT'S NOT A PLAN,
BUT THOSE TWO
HAVE TO COMMUNICATE.
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IF THEY
DON'T COMMUNICATE,
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HOW WILL THEY
PATCH THINGS UP?
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00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,089
YOU GOT TO TALK TO HER.
233
00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:17,725
I GOT A BETTER IDEA.
234
00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,760
IT'S CALLED LAY LOW.
235
00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:21,028
LAY LOW?
236
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:21,995
YEAH, LAY LOW,
LIE LOW, WHATEVER.
237
00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:24,865
AFTER A WHILE,
YOU KNOW,
A FEW WEEKS,
238
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:25,833
SHE'LL GET THE HINT.
239
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:27,167
NO, NO. YOU GOT
TO TELL HER RIGHT NOW.
240
00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:29,036
YOU GOT TO TELL HER
THERE'S NO FUTURE
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU
241
00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,038
OR DAN DOESN'T HAVE
A CHANCE IN HELL.
242
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,105
ALL RIGHT,
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
243
00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,675
YOU'RE THE MAN
WITH THE PLAN.
244
00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,611
RAZOR, RAZOR.
245
00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,912
[SIGHS]
246
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,754
SMOOTH ENOUGH FOR A LADY.
247
00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,992
OW!
248
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:53,761
HEE-YAH.
249
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,763
IT'S COOL.
250
00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:01,001
Jimmy: OHH!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
251
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:03,937
CLAUDIA!
252
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,840
CONNIE! HI.
HOW'S IT GOING?
253
00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:07,775
GREAT!
254
00:10:07,808 --> 00:10:08,976
I TOOK YOUR ADVICE.
255
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,911
I GOT SOME,
256
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:13,213
AND IT WAS SO GOOD.
257
00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:14,147
OK. UM...
258
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,984
NOW THAT YOU GOT SOME,
259
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:19,252
YOU SHOULD STOP.
DON'T GET ANYMORE.
260
00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,053
WHY NOT?
261
00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,222
SEE, WHEN WE SAY,
"GET SOME,"
262
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:24,024
WE MEAN JUST
A REALLY TINY AMOUNT.
263
00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:24,992
HI, MOM!
264
00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:25,793
HI, HONEY.
265
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:27,695
LILY, HOW ARE YOU,
SWEETHEART?
266
00:10:27,728 --> 00:10:28,929
FINE, THANK YOU.
267
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,298
WOW! I HAVEN'T
SEEN YOU THIS HAPPY
IN WEEKS.
268
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:34,234
HA HA. EVERYBODY
LOVES A PARTY. HA HA.
269
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,770
YOU'RE ALL AGLOW.
270
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,839
YEAH, SHE'S HAPPY.
WE GET IT.
271
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,274
WE'RE GOING TO DO THE PIÑATA.
YOU GUYS WANT TO COME?
272
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,876
OH--
YEAH, YEAH.
IN JUST A MINUTE.
273
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:45,012
WE JUST HAVE TO DISCUSS
ONE LITTLE THING.
274
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,947
OK.
275
00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,249
WHAT'S UP?
ACTUALLY EDDIE
HAS SOMETHING
276
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,851
TO SAY TO YOU.
277
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:55,956
WELL, THERE ARE A FEW THINGS
I'D LIKE TO SAY TO HIM, TOO.
278
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:56,724
[GIGGLING]
279
00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,992
WELL, THEN,
THAT WORKS OUT.
280
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,928
EDDIE!
281
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:05,332
HI.
282
00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:06,900
HI.
283
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,201
WELL, WHATEVER IT IS
THE 2 OF YOU HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT,
284
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:11,138
GO AT IT--GO FOR IT.
285
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,439
TALK.
286
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,308
HI.
287
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:17,878
SO...
288
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,147
SO, YEAH, WE NEED
TO TALK.
289
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:24,684
YOU MEAN THAT SEXY MOUTH
CAN TALK, TOO?
290
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,020
LISTEN, CONNIE,
291
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,923
YOU KNOW, THINGS
BEING AS THEY ARE,
292
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,726
I DON'T THINK
IT'S SUCH A GOOD--
293
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:46,807
OH, HEY, LIL.
294
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,075
HI, BRAD.
295
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,977
WHAT'S WRONG?
NOTHING.
296
00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:51,979
LILY.
NOTHING'S WRONG.
297
00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,280
EVERYTHING'S GREAT.
298
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:56,049
COME ON.
ARE YOU FEELING OK?
WHAT HAPPENED?
299
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,818
NOTHING HAPPENED. HMM.
300
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,053
OH, MY GOD!
DID MITCHELL
EAT A STRAWBERRY?!
301
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:00,954
WE NEED BENADRYL!
302
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,389
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
THAT'S NOT IT.
303
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,958
WELL THEN, WHAT?
WHAT HAPPENED?
304
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:06,860
NOTHING HAPPENED.
305
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,896
BUT YOU SAID THAT'S NOT IT.
306
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,130
THERE'S OBVIOUSLY AN "IT,"
307
00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:11,031
SO THERE'S SOME--OH, MY GOD!
DID SOMEBODY DIE?
308
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,199
DID GRANDMA DIE?
309
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,166
NO! NOBODY DIED.
310
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,468
I SAW YOUR MOM...
311
00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,904
LILY, JUST TELL ME.
312
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,539
AND MY UNCLE...
313
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:20,841
KISSING.
314
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,043
LIKE ON THE LIPS?
315
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,012
YEAH.
316
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,514
OH.
317
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:29,116
OK.
318
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,884
I'M SORRY.
319
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,452
ARE YOU OK?
320
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,889
YEAH. YEAH, I'M GOOD.
321
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:38,859
THE PARTY'S GREAT.
YOU KNOW.
322
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,529
PUNCH IS FANTASTIC.
323
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:43,396
YEAH.
324
00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,564
LET'S GET MORE PUNCH.
325
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,300
HOW, ED, HOW?
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT AGAIN?!
326
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,870
IT JUST HAPPENED AGAIN!
327
00:12:49,903 --> 00:12:51,038
SHE'S GOT A THING FOR ME.
328
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,172
SHE'S UNCONTROLLABLE.
329
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,541
I'M LIKE THE DEVIL'S CANDY
OR SOMETHING.
330
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,577
OH! OH, SO THERE'S NO WAY
YOU CAN DISCOURAGE THIS WOMAN?
331
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:02,182
WELL, I COULD GET FAT,
BUT IT WOULD TAKE
A COUPLE OF WEEKS.
332
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,350
OK, TELL ME SOMETHING.
333
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:04,284
DO YOU REALLY LIKE HER?
334
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,553
DO YOU HAVE FEELINGS
FOR THIS WOMAN?
335
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,931
NO.
336
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,233
ED, YOU GOT
TO COME CLEAN. OK?
337
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,903
WITH HER. 'CAUSE
SHE IS OUT THERE RIGHT NOW
338
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,372
HAVING A BUNCH OF FANTASIES
ABOUT YOUR FUTURE TOGETHER.
339
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,041
BASED ON THE FACT
THAT YOU KEEP
MAKING OUT WITH HER.
340
00:13:28,075 --> 00:13:30,077
WELL, UH, YOU KNOW,
THE WOMAN'S DETERMINED.
341
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,279
I-I'M WORRIED THAT
THE NEXT TIME,
342
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:36,984
SHE WON'T STOP UNTIL
THINGS HAVE REACHED
THEIR NATURAL CONCLUSION.
343
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,052
OH!
344
00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:40,220
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
345
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,622
NOW BRAD KNOWS ABOUT
YOU AND HIS MOM.
346
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,358
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
ABOUT IT?
347
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,626
I SAW IT.
348
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,161
AND YOU TOLD BRAD.
349
00:13:48,195 --> 00:13:51,098
YES, BECAUSE OUR
RELATIONSHIP IS
BASED IN HONESTY,
350
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:52,900
UNLIKE YOURS
AND MRS. O'KEEFE,
351
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:54,134
WHICH IS BASED ON...
352
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,903
YECCH!
353
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,638
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
354
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:02,109
THIS IS WHY I DON'T DATE
MARRIED WOMEN.
355
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,381
JUST A MINUTE!
356
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:11,084
[ALL GRUMBLING]
357
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,224
IS LILY'S BROTHER
STILL IN THERE?
358
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,926
DUDE, YOU OK?
359
00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:21,061
YEAH, I'M FINE!
360
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,267
Jimmy: AAH!
361
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,970
[CHEERING
AND YELLING]
362
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,005
AAH! WHOA!
363
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,976
EDDIE, LOOK,
IT'S AN ALIEN!
364
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,478
I SEE. LISTEN,
I THINK WE, UH...
365
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:39,980
I THINK WE...
366
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:40,547
AAH! OH! GO, BRAD!
367
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,051
HIT IT! YEAH!
COME ON, BRAD!
368
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,652
HYAH!
369
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,187
COME ON.
370
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,190
BRAD, BRAD, BRAD!
BRAD, BRAD!
371
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,992
AAH!
372
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:55,062
[SHOUTING]
373
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:56,964
YOU'LL HURT THE CANDY!
374
00:14:56,997 --> 00:15:00,300
YOU'RE NOT LETTING
OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TURNS.
375
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,002
OH! BRAD! HELP!
376
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,537
BEAD! TAKE IT EASY,
BRAD. GET A GRIP.
377
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,307
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SPOCK
DURING THE PON FAR!
378
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,176
[GASPING]
I'M COOL. I'M COOL.
379
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:12,112
YOU KNOW, IT'S GETTING LATE.
380
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,649
FRUIT?
381
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:17,550
FRUIT?!
382
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:22,289
WHAT KIND OF
A SICK JOKE IS THIS?!
383
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:30,130
LEAVING THE PARTY SO SOON?
384
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:34,267
HEY, BRAD,
HOW'S IT GOING?
385
00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,069
IT'S GOING GREAT.
386
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,105
MOTHERLOVER!
387
00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:45,078
NOW, BRAD, LET ME
GET THAT BAT.
GIVE IT TO ME.
388
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,479
NO. I MIGHT WANT
TO USE IT.
389
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,248
I MEAN, THE LADIES
THINK YOU'RE SO SWEET,
390
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,382
YOU MUST BE FILLED
WITH CANDY.
391
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:52,385
MAYBE I'LL JUST BEAT
THE CANDY OUT OF YOU!
392
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,221
I CAN SEE THAT
YOU'RE REALLY UPSET.
393
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:55,655
WHY DON'T WE...
394
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:59,026
SIT DOWN?
YOU GIVE ME THE BAT
AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT.
395
00:15:59,059 --> 00:16:00,260
ALL RIGHT,
KEEP THE BAT.
396
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,230
WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN,
397
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,232
TALK IT OUT?
398
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:13,373
BRAD, YOU LISTEN TO ME.
399
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,377
IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, OK?
400
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,246
[SIGHS]
401
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,781
I KNOW YOU WANT YOUR PARENTS
TO PATCH THINGS UP,
402
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,150
AND, BELIEVE ME,
403
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,785
I DON'T WANT
TO COME BETWEEN THEM.
404
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,120
OH, YOU DON'T?
405
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,222
YOUR MOM SURPRISED ME,
YOU KNOW?
406
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,758
SHE WAS ALL OVER ME.
SHE WAS UNSTOPPABLE.
407
00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,260
I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING
ABOUT IT.
408
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,295
ARE YOU SAYING MY MOM
JUST THREW HERSELF
AT YOU?
409
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:39,799
WHAT, LIKE A--
LIKE A TRAMP, IS THAT
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
410
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,602
NO. YOU KNOW, BRAD,
YOU GOT ME, OK?
411
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,404
YOU GOT ME.
412
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:46,306
I'M--I...
413
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,740
IT WAS ME, ALL ME.
414
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,176
YOUR MOM DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
415
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,243
I KNEW SHE WOULDN'T.
416
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,212
YOU KNOW, THIS IS AWKWARD
FOR ME TO SAY, OK,
417
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,281
BUT YOUR MOM'S GOT IT
GOING ON.
418
00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:55,448
ALL RIGHT?
419
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,316
REALLY?
420
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,618
YOU'RE BLIND TO IT
BECAUSE YOU'RE HER SON.
421
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,787
WHEN I SEE HER,
I DON'T SEE A MOM.
422
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,822
I SEE A VERY
INTRIGUING LADY.
423
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,457
GOD, I HATE MYSELF.
424
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:08,495
WELL, SHE'S--SHE'S
A VERY PRETTY LADY.
425
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,330
SHE'S--MY MOM
IS A NICE LADY.
426
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:15,235
STOP, BRAD! STOP
TAUNTING ME WITH SOMETHING
I CAN NEVER HAVE!
427
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,372
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
428
00:17:20,273 --> 00:17:22,209
YOU BETTER CHECK YOURSELF.
429
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,776
I WILL.
430
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,646
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME
THE BAT?
431
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,155
ED, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
432
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,157
I'M TELLIN' YA,
THE KID'S MESSED UP.
433
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,191
YEAH, OF COURSE
HE'S MESSED UP.
434
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,492
IT'S BEEN A ROUGH DAY.
435
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:42,829
I'M GOING TO GO SEE
IF HE'S OK.
436
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:47,200
HOW YOU DOING, BRAD?
437
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:49,302
OH, I'M--I'M OK.
438
00:17:49,336 --> 00:17:52,672
I JUST WISH I'D GONE
TO CHUCK E. CHEESE'S.
439
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,842
I KNOW. IT'S GOING
TO BE OK, BRAD.
440
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,410
ALL RIGHT?
441
00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,612
SOMETIMES IT'S EASY
TO FORGET THAT MOM'S
ARE PEOPLE.
442
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:00,880
YOU KNOW?
443
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,150
BUT IF A WOMAN REACHES OUT
IN A MOMENT OF WEAKNESS,
444
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,385
THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG WITH THAT.
445
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,386
REALLY?
446
00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,155
OH, TRUST ME. IT'S TRUE.
447
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,390
JUST BECAUSE SOMEBODY'S
A MOM DOESN'T MEAN
448
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,493
SHE DOESN'T HAVE
DESIRES AND NEEDS, TOO.
449
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:17,297
UM, MRS. FINNERTY?
450
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:21,234
ARE YOU TRYING
TO SEDUCE ME?
451
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:22,835
WHAT?!
452
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,205
NO! I'M TRYING TO
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
453
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:27,374
BY SEDUCING ME?
454
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,910
WHAT'S GOING ON?
455
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:31,744
UH, NOTHING!
456
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,146
SERIOUSLY,
SERIOUSLY, NOTHING.
457
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,348
WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK
TO THE PARTY, BRAD?
458
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,717
WE HAVE PRESENTS
TO OPEN.
459
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:43,823
OHH.
460
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:47,360
MR. FINNERTY, THERE'S A LADY
IN YOUR LIFE WHO NEEDS
A LITTLE ATTENTION.
461
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:48,495
WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
462
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,431
YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
463
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,434
UH, EDDIE,
WOULD YOU MIND
WALKING ME NEXT DOOR?
464
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,370
UM, I NEED TO
GET ME SOMETHING.
465
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,838
YEAH.
466
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,207
YEAH, LET'S GO.
467
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,542
I NEED TO TALK
TO YOU ANYWAY.
468
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:10,883
CONNIE, THESE LAST FEW HOURS
HAVE MEANT THE WORLD TO ME,
469
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,419
AND, UH...
470
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,586
OH, HI, DAN.
471
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,687
EDDIE.
472
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,223
HELLO, CONNIE.
473
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,491
DAN, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
474
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,427
I'M HERE FOR OUR
SON'S BIRTHDAY
475
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:21,928
AND TO SEE YOU.
476
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:26,433
WELL, YOU 2 WILL HAVE
A LOT TO TALK ABOUT
NO DOUBT, UH...
477
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:28,835
AND WE DON'T.
478
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,215
THAT'S FAIR.
479
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,618
DUDE, YOU'VE GOT TO
WRAP IT UP!
480
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,357
NOT TOO BAD.
481
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,325
LET'S DO IT.
482
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:56,529
HI. HOW'S IT GOING?
483
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,764
HEY, ALISON.
484
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,799
JIMMY, IS YOUR FACE OK?
485
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:00,833
YEAH, IT'S FINE.
486
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,602
I WAS JUST GRABBING
A QUICK SHAVE.
487
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:07,374
OH...BECAUSE YOUR FACE
LOOKS A LITTLE...
488
00:20:07,407 --> 00:20:08,508
YEAH, I KNOW.
489
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,776
MAY HAVE NICKED MYSELF
A LITTLE. NO BIGGIE.
490
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,345
IT'S ALL PART
OF THE MALE EXPERIENCE.
491
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,380
OK.
492
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,649
IT'S GETTING
A LITTLE GROSS.
493
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:19,752
OH. REALLY?
494
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,355
OH, MY GOD!
495
00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,658
Mitchell: EXCUSE ME.
DUDE! OCCUPIED!
496
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:27,360
CAN YOU HEAR ANYTHING?
SHH!
497
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,028
CHECK IT OUT!
BRAD GOT A PERSONAL
AIR CONDITIONER.
498
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,531
YEAH. KINDA HARD TO TELL
IF IT WORKS, THOUGH.
499
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,666
IT'S ALREADY KINDA COLD.
500
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,469
UH-OH. WHAT'S WRONG?
501
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:40,307
UH, BRAD, YOUR--
YOUR DAD'S HERE.
502
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,808
HE IS?
BUT MY MOM--
503
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:43,009
Claudia: I KNOW.
504
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,478
I KNOW. IT'S ALL PART
OF SEAN'S PLAN.
505
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:47,314
WHAT KIND OF STUPID
PLAN IS THAT?!
506
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:50,049
OK, CAN WE STOP USING
THE WORD PLAN, PLEASE?
507
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,418
OH, MY GOD.
508
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,885
NO, BRAD, I DON'T
THINK YOU SHOULD--
BRAD!
509
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,288
BRAD!
510
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,425
OH, CONNIE BEAR.
511
00:20:58,458 --> 00:20:59,326
OH, DAN!
512
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,560
I'M SO SORRY!
513
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,061
OH, I'VE BEEN SO LONELY!
514
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,397
AAH! AAH!
515
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:08,067
WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE OUT,
YOU IDIOT.
516
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,636
I LOVE YOU, TOO,
DAD.
517
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,837
OH, I'VE MISSED YOU.
518
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,440
COME ON, BRAD.
TIME FOR CAKE.
519
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,807
WHOO! ALL RIGHT.
520
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,510
ANYONE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
MY STUPID PLAN NOW?
DON'T THINK SO.
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