Original subtitles

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.

THE CASH REGISTER'S COMPLETELY EMPTY.

WHOA, WHOA. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?

WE'VE BEEN ROBBED. THEY CLEANED THE WHOLE PLACE OUT.

OH, MY GOD!

ARE YOU CALLING THE COPS?

NO, I'M CALLING THE ROBBERS TO CONGRATULATE THEM.

2 HOURS?! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME!

COME ON, HELP US OUT HERE.

MY FATHER WAS ON THE FORCE FOR 30 YEARS!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?!

SHH!

OK, THANKS. THANK YOU.

WE CAN NEVER CATCH A BREAK.

JUST WHEN WE WERE GETTING OUR HEADS ABOVE WATER.

WHY COULDN'T THEY BREAK IN 6 MONTHS AGO

WHEN THE CASH REGISTER WAS EMPTY?

YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, ED.

WE BUILT THIS PLACE UP FROM NOTHING BEFORE. WE CAN DO IT AGAIN.

YEAH, YOU BOYS ARE GONNA BE FINE.

DAD, DON'T DO THAT. THE COPS ARE COMING.

I KNOW, BUT YOU DON'T WANT THE PLACE

TO BE ALL MESSY WHEN THEY GET HERE.

WHOA, DAD, HEY, THIS IS ALL EVIDENCE.

AND I'M PUTTING THE EVIDENCE IN A NEAT PILE FOR 'EM.

THEY SAID DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING.

OH, GOD, LOOK AT THIS.

WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL WOULD DO THIS

TO A DEFENSELESS JUKEBOX?

YOU GOTTA GET INSIDE THE CRIMINAL MIND, SEAN.

THOSE GUYS ARE SENDING US A MESSAGE.

WE TRASHED THE PLACE AND TOOK ALL OF THEIR MONEY.

WHAT ELSE COULD WE DO?

LET'S TAKE THE MUSIC FROM THEIR LIVES.

THOSE BASTARDS!

WHOA! Lily: WHAT HAPPENED?

WE WERE ROBBED.

UH, DAD, WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE MALL.

CAN I HAVE SOME MONEY?

DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME?

WE WERE ROBBED.

OK, I'LL JUST TAKE 30 BUCKS, THEN.

WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!

WELL, LET ME BORROW YOUR CREDIT CARD!

WHY DON'T I JUST BUST OPEN THE PINBALL MACHINE

AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT?

I DON'T WANT $30 IN QUARTERS! COME ON, BRAD.

DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IT'S FILTHY WITH SMUDGES!

THEY'RE CALLED FINGERPRINTS!

HEY, HEY, GUYS, IS THIS A SETBACK?

YEAH, SURE, BUT WE'RE FINNERTYS,

AND FINNERTYS NEVER QUIT, RIGHT?

OK, I'LL TAKE THE QUARTERS!

SEE?

YOUR EYES ARE INCREDIBLY BROWN.

SHUT UP.

NO, I'M SERIOUS. THEY'RE LIKE A BEAUTIFUL BROWN OCEAN.

A BROWN OCEAN IS NASTY.

HENRY, GET OUTTA HERE.

OH, JEEZ, GET A ROOM.

WAIT, UH, SCRATCH THAT. NEVER MIND. DON'T GET A ROOM.

STAY HERE, PLAY MONOPOLY,

WHATEVER YOU DO, JUST DON'T GET THAT ROOM, OK?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S THINK.

WHO WAS IN THE BAR LAST NIGHT AT CLOSING?

THERE WAS JEFF AND RAY

AND RAY'S GIRLFRIEND...

[BEEP BEEP]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M INPUTTING THE SUSPECTS' NAME INTO MY LAUNCHLINK.

YOUR WHAT?

MY LAUNCHLINK. YOU GOTTA GET ONE OF THESE.

I TYPE IN THE NAMES,

THEN I E-MAIL THEM TO MYSELF,

THEN LATER ON, I CAN DOWNLOAD THEM

AND THEN PRINT THEM OUT.

OH, WOW, SO, IT'S LIKE A REALLY, REALLY EXPENSIVE PENCIL.

HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA, YOU MADE DAD LAUGH, SEAN.

HA HA! WHAT DOES THAT TELL YA?

HI, GUYS. WHAT'S GOING ON?

THE BAR GOT ROBBED LAST NIGHT.

MY GOD. IS EVERYBODY OK?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WE'RE ALL FINE.

IT WAS AFTER EVERYBODY LEFT.

YEAH, BUT ALL THE COPS DID

WAS FILL OUT THE REPORT AND LEAVE.

WELL, BUT DON'T WORRY.

EDDIE'S ON THE CASE.

HE'S FIGHTIN' CRIME AND CRIME DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.

HOW WAS YOUR TRIP TO HILTON HEAD?

COOL.

YOU GOLF THERE? YEAH.

HOW'D YOU PAY FOR THE GOLF?

MY VISA.

STOP LYING! GIVE US BACK THE MONEY!

HOW YOU DOIN' TODAY?

FINE.

FINE BECAUSE YOU GOT ALL OUR MONEY?

NO, I--I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR MONEY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE MORE THAN A LIAR?

A THIEF?

YEAH, AND RACISTS!

YOU LIKE HILTON HEAD?

YEAH.

YOU LIKE TENNIS?

YEAH...

DO YOU LIKE STEALING FROM YOUR EMPLOYER?!

NO.

SO, RON, WHEN YOU DELIVERED THE KEGS YESTERDAY,

YOU DIDN'T NOTICE ANYBODY SUSPICIOUS HANGING AROUND?

NOPE.

NOBODY BACK IN THE ALLEY?

NO.

I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.

REGGIE, JUST TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO HEAR.

I...I CAN'T, MAN.

JUST TELL ME AND YOU CAN GO HOME.

YOU PROMISE?

YEAH.

OK.

I DID IT.

I DID IT! I KNEW IT!

NO, HE DIDN'T!

YOU WERE IN HILTON HEAD, SOUTH CAROLINA.

I PICKED YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT THIS MORNING.

SEAN, I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

DON'T LEAVE TOWN!

HE JUST GOT BACK INTO TOWN!

OK, YOU MAY NOT APPROVE OF MY METHODS,

BUT YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE RESULTS.

OH, RIGHT, YEAH.

I MEAN, HE'S GOT CONFESSIONS FROM 4 PEOPLE SO FAR.

TOO BAD NONE OF 'EM DID IT.

HOW MUCH DID THEY GET?

I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, 1,500 BUCKS.

Claudia: WHOA!

YEAH, WE FINALLY START MAKING SOME MONEY,

AND SOME LOWLIFE TAKES IT FROM US.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA WRITE YOU A CHECK.

DAD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.

NO, I INSIST. I'VE GOT IT AND I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.

DAD, YOU'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO SPEND YOUR MONEY ON.

YEAH, LIKE YOUR NEW LADY FRIEND.

WALT'S GOT A NEW LADY FRIEND?

OH, HE SURE DOES.

[SAMBA MUSIC PLAYING]

HELLO.

HI.

I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO LIKES TO S-S-S-SAMBA!

WELL, I--I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO--

I'LL LEAD.

OK.

WOW.

IT WASN'T LIKE THAT.

COME ON, DAD, SHE WAS ALL UP IN YOUR STUFF.

STOP IT!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE MY STUFF IS.

[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

IS THAT A LAUNCHLINK?

YEAH, IT'S GREAT.

HOW CAN YOU AFFORD TO BUY THAT?

HOW CAN I AFFORD NOT TO BUY THIS?

IT'S GOT STOCK QUOTES, SPORTS SCORES--

[BEEP]

WELL, SOMEONE JUST SENT ME AN E-MAIL.

WHO'S IT FROM?

APPARENTLY, SOMEONE'S OFFERING ME DISCOUNT VIAGRA.

YOU DOWN, PAPPY?

OH! LEAVE ME ALONE!

EW!

WHAT?

YOU GUYS ARE ALL OVER EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME. IT'S GROSS.

PLEASE! THIS IS NOTHING.

I WATCHED YOU AND BRAD GO AT IT ON THIS COUCH

FOR, LIKE, 6 HOURS ONE DAY.

JIMMY, JIMMY. CHECK OUT MY NEW PANTS.

OH, GOD, NOT THE PANTS AGAIN.

WAIT, WAIT, CHECK ME OUT, ALL RIGHT?

WALKING DOWN THE STREET ON A CHILLY DAY, RIGHT?

OH, WAIT A MINUTE.

IT'S GETTING WARM OUT.

I'M UNCOMFORTABLE IN THESE LONG PANTS.

YEAH! THEY'RE SHORTS!

ONCE AGAIN, I'M PERFECTLY ADAPTED TO MY ENVIRONMENT.

BRAD, PLEASE DON'T EVER DO THAT IN PUBLIC.

BUT THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF THE PANTS, LIL.

I WAS GONNA WEAR 'EM TO THE CARNIVAL TOMORROW.

OH, YEAH, WOW.

UM, ABOUT THAT,

WE'RE GOING TO AUNT DEIRDRE'S.

WHAT? AUNT DEIRDRE'S?

YES. SHE CALLED THIS MORNING

AND SHE WANTS US TO BRING PIE.

THAT'S COOL. JUST GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU GET BACK.

WHEW!

IT'S CHILLY OUTSIDE. BETTER PUT MY PANTS BACK ON.

WELL, LILY, IT WAS AWFULLY SWEET OF AUNT DEIRDRE

TO CALL US ALL THE WAY FROM DEAD.

OHH...

I KNOW, I KNOW, IT WAS A STUPID LIE,

BUT I CAN'T GO WITH BRAD TOMORROW.

SWEETIE, I'M SURE IF YOU ASK HIM,

HE WILL WEAR OTHER PANTS.

IT'S NOT JUST THE PANTS, MOM.

TODAY, WE WENT TO THE MALL AND...

THINGS GOT COMPLICATED.

SEE? THIS ONE'S COOL!

IT'S GOT A VINTAGE LOOK.

BUT CHECK THIS ONE OUT.

IT'S SHINY.

IT'S TACKY.

DON'T WORRY. I CAN PULL IT OFF.

NO, YOU CAN'T.

PLEASE, JUST TRY SOME OF THESE COOL SHIRTS FOR ME.

FINE. I'LL JUST SEE IF THIS IS MY SIZE.

HEY.

HEY.

CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

SURE.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS JACKET?

I--I--I LOVE IT.

YOU THINK IT LOOKS OK WITH THESE PANTS?

MM-HMM.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT JEANS?

DARK JEANS OR LIGHT JEANS?

DARK, DEFINITELY.

I DON'T THINK I'VE WORN LIGHT JEANS IN, LIKE, FOREVER.

HA HA HA HA HA! ME, NEITHER.

THEY'RE SO NINETIES.

WELL, MAYBE I'LL WEAR MY JEANS BACK HERE TOMORROW

AND SEE HOW IT LOOKS.

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU HERE TOMORROW, THEN.

UH...YES. YES, I WILL BE HERE.

I'LL CHECK YOU LATER.

CHECK YA.

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?!

* MMM MMM MMM

* MMM MMM MMM

* OH OHH OH OHH!

* OH, OHH OHH OHH OHH OH! *

MOM, HE WANTS ME TO MEET HIM THERE TOMORROW,

AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, HE--HE WAS SO COOL

AND SO HOT.

HE SOUNDS PRETTY HOT,

AND POSSIBLY PRETTY GAY.

NO! NO, NO, NO, NO. NO WAY.

THIS GUY WAS TOTALLY STRAIGHT, NO QUESTION.

AND WHAT ABOUT BRAD?

WELL, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BRAD.

THIS IS--THIS IS ABOUT ME EXPLORING ALL MY OPTIONS.

OH, YES, EXPLORING.

EXACTLY. IT'S JUST-- IT'S A FACT-FINDING MISSION.

I WON'T EVEN TOUCH THE GUY.

PROBABLY--I MEAN, I-I-IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO BRAD

IF HE WERE STUCK WITH ME AND I WAS DESTINED TO BE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.

SO, YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING THIS FOR BRAD?

YES!

WELL, SWEETIE, I HOPE BRAD CARES ENOUGH

TO DO THE SAME FOR YOU.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY, MOM.

OK, YEAH, YEAH, THANKS, OFFICER.

YEAH, THANK YOU.

WELL, THE POLICE STILL HAVE NO LEADS WHATSOEVER.

GOD, THAT'S FRUSTRATING.

UM, Y-YOU SAID

THAT THERE WAS NO SIGN OF FORCED ENTRY, RIGHT?

YEAH.

WHICH MEANS THAT WHOEVER DID IT HAD ACCESS TO THE BAR.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, BUT WHO?

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE LAUNCHLINKS COST?

WHOA. WHOA. YOU THINK EDDIE DID THIS?

THEY'RE $500, SEAN. WHERE DOES HE GET MONEY LIKE THAT?

OH, NO WAY, BABY. HE'S MY BROTHER

AND HE'S MY PARTNER.

WHY WOULD HE STEAL HALF OF WHAT'S HIS?

UH, I DON'T KNOW, TO MAKE IT ALL HIS?

NO, NO, NO WAY!

OK, MAYBE HE SPENT ON ONE EXTRAVAGANCE,

BUT HE DID NOT STEAL THE MONEY FROM THE BAR.

HOW LONG'S THE FLIGHT TO ST. THOMAS?

WOULD I BE UNCOMFORTABLE IN COACH?

YOU'RE GOING TO ST. THOMAS?

YEAH. I CAN BOOK MY AIRLINE TICKETS ON THIS THING.

DO I WANT A RENTAL CAR?

YES, I DO WANT A RENTAL CAR.

YOU DID IT! YOU! YOU STOLE THE MONEY FROM THE BAR! WHAT?

YOU DON'T DENY IT! I DO DENY IT.

NOW, WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT, SEAN?

WE'RE BOTH VICTIMS HERE. TAKE IT EASY.

YEAH, BUT ONE OF US VICTIMS HAS ALL THE MONEY.

OK, JUST CALM DOWN.

CALM DOWN?! BABY, YOU WERE RIGHT!

ED IS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD HAVE DONE IT!

OH, THANKS A LOT, CLAUDIA.

I JUST SAID IT WAS A POSSIBILITY.

WELL, I THINK SEAN'S A POSSIBILITY! HOW ABOUT THAT?!

OH, YEAH?! YEAH, WELL, WHO'S BUYIN' TICKETS TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS?

WELL, WHO BOUGHT A COFFEE POT?!

OH, YOU ARE A THIEF AND A LIAR! OK, I'M OUTTA HERE!

GOOD! BYE-BYE!

I MEAN IT. I'M GONNA LEAVE.

WELL, LESS TALKIN', MORE WALKIN'.

OK, THAT'S IT. THAT'S IT. ALL RIGHT?

YEAH? YEAH?

WELL, HAVE FUN SPENDIN' MY MONEY!

OH, I WILL!

OH, SO YOU ADMIT IT?!

NO. I JUST SAID THAT OUT OF ANGER.

JIMMY, GET OFF HER!

GOD!

DAD, I MISS UNCLE EDDIE.

WELL, HENRY, UNCLE EDDIE'S NOT GONNA BE COMING AROUND FOR A WHILE.

BUT YOU ALWAYS TELL ME AND JIMMY

THAT BROTHERS SHOULD LOVE AND FORGIVE EACH OTHER.

I KNOW, I KNOW. HENRY, IT'S COMPLICATED.

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, DAD.

HOW LONG DO YOU PLAN ON HOLDING THIS COCKAMAMY GRUDGE?

I GOT IT.

DAD!

UH, HENRY, I TOLD YOU YOU COULD PARAPHRASE.

DAD, QUIT TAKIN' EDDIE'S SIDE ON THIS THING.

I DON'T TAKE SIDES WHEN IT COMES TO MY SONS.

WELL, YOU SHOULD, AND IT SHOULD BE MY SIDE

BECAUSE EDDIE RIPPED ME OFF.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

SEAN, THEY JUST BROKE IN AND CLEANED OUT THE WHOLE PLACE!

WE'RE BOTH VICTIMS!

THAT'S GOOD.

WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL WOULD SMASH A DEFENSELESS JUKEBOX?!

HE WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.

HE WOULD AND HE DID.

AT LEAST INVITE HIM OVER

SO YOU CAN APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT YOU SAID.

DAD, WHAT PART OF THAT IS "AT LEAST"?

I'LL GIVE YOU THE MONEY, THEN YOU TWO CAN MAKE UP!

NO, DAD, I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO EDDIE EVER,

AND I CANNOT HAVE HIM BACK IN MY HOUSE.

Henry: HEY, UNCLE EDDIE'S HERE!

OK, I INVITED HIM OVER SO YOU COULD APOLOGIZE.

DAD...

SEANY, PLEASE.

YOU TWO ARE THE ONLY FAMILY I'VE GOT.

I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU FIGHTING LIKE THIS.

NO!

SEAN.

ED.

I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.

AFTERWARDS, STEAK DINNERS FOR EVERYBODY ON ME!

YUM?

OK, I'M GOING.

ALL RIGHT, SEAN. YOU KNOW, WHENEVER YOU WANT.

WHAT?

MY APOLOGY. I'M READY TO HEAR IT.

OK.

I'M REALLY SORRY...

THAT I'M SO MAD 'CAUSE YOU STOLE MY MONEY.

THAT'S NOT A SINCERE APOLOGY.

OH, OK. I'M SOR-- YOU'RE RIGHT.

I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE

THAT I'M PISSED BECAUSE SOMEONE BROKE INTO OUR BAR,

TRASHED THE PLACE,

AND SMASHED THE JUKEBOX, AND THAT SOMEONE WAS YOU!

ALL RIGHT, I CAME OVER HERE BECAUSE I WAS TOLD

THAT YOU WERE GONNA APO-- [BEEP BEEP BEEP]

HOLD ON FOR A SECOND.

HELLO.

YEAH, HOW EXPENSIVE IS IT?

THAT THING'S A PHONE, TOO?

YEAH, OH, WELL, MAKE IT THE, UM, THE LEATHER ONE.

HOW MUCH DID THAT THING COST?

ENOUGH!

WELL, I WANT HALF OF IT.

WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA SNAP IT IN 2?

OH, WOW. HEY, LOOK, I'M 63 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL. COOL.

OH, WHOA, I'M 66!

YOU'RE RIGHT. THIS THING IS INDISPENSABLE.

JIMMY AND THAT GIRL AT IT AGAIN TODAY?

YEAH. IT'S GROSS. I'M GLAD IT'S NOT ME.

WHY?

I DON'T WANNA KISS JIMMY.

OH, YEAH.

HI, WALT.

YOU'RE LOOKING SPIFFY.

ARE THOSE NEW PANTS?

WHAT, CAN'T A GROWN MAN BUY NEW PANTS?

SURE. HIS GIRLFRIEND CAN TAKE HIM SHOPPING.

* GRANDPA'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND

STOP IT!

* GRANDPA'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND STOP IT! STOP IT!

HEY, LIL. HOW'D IT GO AT THE MALL?

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

HE DIDN'T SHOW?

HMM. IF ONLY HE HADN'T.

HEY. HEY!

YOU'RE HERE. GREAT.

TOLD YOU I WOULD BE.

OH! HERE'S THAT JACKET!

THANK YOU.

SO, HOW DOES IT LOOK?

IT GOES GREAT.

GOOD. MAYBE I'LL, UH, WEAR IT OUT TONIGHT, THEN.

OH, REALLY?

WHERE'S "OUT"?

DINNER. MAYBE A MOVIE.

THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

SO...

SO...

DO YOU WANT TO...

YES?

RING THIS UP?

HE THOUGHT I WORKED THERE.

[SNICKERS]

STOP LAUGHING!

I'M NOT LAUGHING.

HA HA HA HA!

AH!

WELL, COME ON, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT WAS--

SO, WHAT DID YOU DO?

WHAT COULD I DO?

WILL THAT BE CASH OR CHARGE?

UH, CASH.

OK.

[BEEP BEEP BEEP]

HEY, GET AWAY FROM THERE.

STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY COMMISSION...

LYDIA!

[BEEP]

I'M GOING ON MY BREAK!

COME ON, LIL, I KNOW YOU'RE EMBARRASSED,

BUT I THINK MAYBE YOU REALIZED SOMETHING.

YOU HAVE A REALLY GOOD THING GOING WITH BRAD.

HE'S REALLY SWEET.

HE IS.

AND LET'S FACE IT.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A REALLY HARD TIME

FINDING ANOTHER GUY WHO'S AS BIG A DORK AS YOU.

YOU ARE NOT A NICE WOMAN.

15 YEARS AT 5 MEALS PER WEEK THAT YOU MOOCHED OFF ME

TIMES 52...

AND THAT BRINGS A GRAND TOTAL OF...

WAIT A SECOND. HOW DO YOU TOTAL THIS THING UP?

I DON'T KNOW. YOU'RE ENTERING INTO THE DATEBOOK.

ALL RIGHT, FORGET IT, THEN!

ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST SAY 10 GRAND AND WE CALL IT EVEN?

HOW ABOUT YOU GET OUTTA MY FACE?

HOW ABOUT YOU GET OUTTA MY HOUSE?!

HOW ABOUT YOU GET OUTTA MY LIFE?!

GLADLY!

STOP IT! STOP IT, THE BOTH OF YOU.

IT WASN'T EDDIE.

OH, YEAH, DAD, IT COULDN'T BE EDDIE.

HE'S MY BROTHER. HE'D NEVER STOOP TO THAT LEVEL.

NO! I KNOW HE DIDN'T DO IT...

'CAUSE IT WAS ME.

WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU AND I GO A LITTLE CRAZY?

WELL, I GUESS I COULD GO MEDIUM CRAZY.

LET DOWN YOUR HAIR, WALT.

MAYBE THIS'LL LOOSEN YOU UP.

[PURRS]

OHH!

S-S-S-SHOULD I GET A BLANKET OR SOMETHING?

I DON'T THINK I COULD DO THIS STANDING UP.

NO, NOT JUST YET.

FIRST, THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU.

I PICKED THIS UP FROM MY STAY IN GUAM.

WELL, I--I GUESS GUAM IS A U.S. TERRITORY.

WHOA, LOUISE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU SHOULD PUT THAT BACK.

SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.

BUT...

THIS IS FUN, WALT.

LOUISE! I...

SAY TA-TA, WALT.

L-LOUISE!

BYE-BYE!

NO, I DON'T WANNA PLAY ANYMORE!

SAY BYE-BYE!

WHOA. I MEAN, YOU KNOW,

THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

I'VE NEVER BEEN SO ASHAMED.

HOW DID THE PLACE GET ALL SMASHED UP?

WELL...

[SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS]

AND YOU SHUT UP!

I'M SORRY, BOYS.

YOUR DAD'S A PERVERT.

OH, COME ON, DAD, YOU'RE NOT A PERVERT.

YOU'RE PERVERTED.

YEAH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE RETIRED. YOU NEED A HOBBY.

OK, NOW THAT I'VE BEEN UTTERLY HUMILIATED, APOLOGIZE, SEAN.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

ED...I'M SORRY.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S A LITTLE LATE,

BUT I'LL TAKE IT.

Claudia: OH, YOU GUYS ARE BEING CIVIL.

HEY, CLAUDIA, GUESS WHAT? EDDIE DIDN'T DO IT.

WHAT?

"WHAT"?

I DIDN'T DO IT.

YOU KNOW, I'M SORRY. I DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHY I LISTENED TO HER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

ME?! I WAS THROWING OUT IDEAS!

CLAUDIA, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH?

Sean: HUH?

HEY, DAD, HOW ABOUT THOSE STEAKS?

SOUNDS GOOD.

WELL, JUST WAIT A MINUTE.

IF EDDIE DIDN'T DO IT, WHO DID IT?

WELL, THE COPS SAY IT WAS SOME PUNK TEENAGER.

OH, MAN! TEENAGERS!

THEY'VE NO RESPECT FOR--

I-I-IT'S OK. THIS GUY IS VERY ASHAMED.

VERY, VERY.

WELL...

EDDIE, I GUESS I, UH, I REALLY OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.

YEAH, YOU DO.

I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT I WAS JUST SAYING.

AND I'M AGREEING WITH YOU.

OK, WOULD YOU JUST BE GRACIOUS ABOUT IT?

I FORGIVE YOU.

I DO.

HOW ABOUT A HUG?

NO.

OOH, BRAD! THANKS FOR COMING OVER!

I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR AUNT DEIRDRE.

OH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, LONG HAPPY LIFE.

BLAH BLAH BLAH.

OK, I, UM, I GOT YOU SOMETHING.

OH, MY GOD! YOU GOT ME THE SHIRT!

YEAH. I THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE IT.

OH, YOU KNOW ME SO WELL.

CHECK 'EM OUT.

BEEN THERE, DONE THAT!

HEY, JIMMY, YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S KIND OF CUTE.

THANKS. YOU AND LILY SEEM TO BE GETTING ALONG WELL.

OH, YEAH? WE SHOULD ALL HANG OUT SOMETIME.

YEAH, THAT WOULD BE COOL.

ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN, BOYS,

'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW IT ENDS?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

SOONER OR LATER,

SHE'LL CUFF YA TO A BAR AND STEAL YOUR PANTS.

IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH.