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EW! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
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UH...NOTHING.
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WERE YOU CHECKING OUT
YOUR UNDERARMS?
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MAYBE.
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OH, THAT'S DISGUSTING.
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HEY, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
WITH HAIRY ARMPITS.
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OK, ONE TIME I FORGOT
TO SHAVE BEFORE WE WENT
TO THE BEACH. ONE TIME.
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HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN
JIMMY'S NEW ARMPIT HAIR?
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UNFORTUNATELY.
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NOW YOU'RE JUST LIKE LILY.
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I FORGOT TO PACK A RAZOR.
LEAVE ME ALONE!
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OH! PHEW!
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I KNOW.
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THIS HOUSE SMELLS
LIKE A LOCKER ROOM.
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I THINK IT'S JIMMY.
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HE'S GETTING TO BE
THAT AGE.
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WHERE'S BRAD?
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE.
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I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
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FORGET IT. I'M LEAVING
WITHOUT HIM.
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OTHERWISE, I'LL BE
FOLLOWING JIMMY'S
B.O. CLOUD TO SCHOOL.
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OH, GOD, I JUST CAME
FROM JIMMY'S ROOM.
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HAVE YOU NOTICED
HOW MUCH HE JUST--
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STINKS?
YES.
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YEAH. AND YOU KNOW IT'S BAD
IF I NOTICE IT.
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YEP. IT'S GETTING
TO BE THAT TIME.
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AH, YES, PUBERTY,
YOU NASTY BITCH.
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YOU'VE REARED YOUR UGLY HEAD
IN OUR HOUSE ONCE AGAIN.
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MAYBE THAT EXPLAINS
WHY HE'S BEEN ACTING
SO STRANGE LATELY.
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YEAH, HE'S BEEN
REALLY WITHDRAWN.
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I MEAN, PUBERTY DOES THAT.
IT MAKES YOU STINKY,
MOODY, HORNY.
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YEAH? SO WHEN'S YOURS
GOING TO BE OVER?
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I'M NOT MOODY.
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NEVER.
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WE'LL JUST HAVE
A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM.
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AW, BABY, NO, NO, NO, NO.
THIS IS ABOUT BODILY SMELLS
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AND HAIR AND TESTOSTERONE.
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THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A WOMAN.
THIS IS DAD TERRITORY.
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OH, ALL RIGHT. WELL,
IF HE HAS ANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT CRAMPS OR COOKING,
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JUST SEND HIM MY WAY.
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I WILL DO.
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BRAD! GET OUT!
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OH, GOD, I'M SORRY.
GET OUT!
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I REALLY AM SORRY.
BRAD!
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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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DO YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW
WHERE LILY IS?
BRAD!
SORRY.
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OHH!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M MAKING LABELS
FOR ALL OUR VIDEOTAPES.
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WHY?
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'CAUSE HE'S DONE LABELING
ALL THE CANNED GOODS,
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THE FURNITURE,
AND THE MAN WHO SLEEPS
IN FRONT OF THE POST OFFICE.
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[LAUGHING]
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HI, MRS. FINNERTY.
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HI, BRAD.
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I'LL SEE YA.
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WHAT?
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UH, NOTHING.
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I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT
SOMETHING I SAW THIS MORNING.
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WELL, WHAT WAS IT?
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Y-YOU PROBABLY
WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
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NO, NO, NO.
COME ON, TELL ME.
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[NERVOUS LAUGH]
IT WAS A DEAD CAT.
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I LAUGH BECAUSE I HAVE
DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING SADNESS.
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HA HA. WEIRDO.
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WHOA, RED SNAKE.
CAN I HAVE SOME?
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DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
CAFFEINE THIS HAS?
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YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
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WHOA, WHOA, EDDIE.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
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WE DON'T LET HENRY
DRINK THIS STUFF.
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DAD!
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WHY DON'T YOU
JUST GIVE HIM
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80 CUPS OF COFFEE?
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'CAUSE THAT
WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.
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I'M RIDING THE SNAKE, BABY!
HENRY.
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SO WHAT ELSE YOU GOT
IN THAT BAG FOR MY KIDS,
CRANK?
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NO!
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WELL, WHAT IS IT?
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WHY DO YOU CARE?
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BECAUSE YOU WON'T TELL ME.
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WELL, IT'S NOT FOR YOU,
SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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WELL, WHO'S IT FOR?
IT'S NOT FOR YOU.
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WHAT IS IT?
OK, IT'S CRANK.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
COME ON.
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IT'S FOR JIMMY, OK?
JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT.
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DEODORANT?
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KID DON'T SMELL GOOD, SEAN.
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YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT?
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I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM TODAY
WHEN HE GETS HOME.
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DON'T TALK TO HIM.
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OH, COME ON. THE ONLY THING
YOU'VE RAISED IS WEED.
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I'M NOT GONNA ASK YOU
FOR PARENTING ADVICE.
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LOOK, JUST SLIP HIM
THE DEODORANT.
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DON'T MAKE
A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT.
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YEE-HAWW!
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YOU MIND IF I GRAB A SNACK?
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GO FOR IT.
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HEY, MRS. FINNERTY.
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BRAD.
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UM, I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN
TO GET A SNACK,
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AND I JUST WANTED TO
LET YOU KNOW.
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YOU KNOW, NOW YOU KNOW
WHERE I'M GONNA BE.
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SO...
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I DON'T WANNA SURPRISE ANYBODY,
IF YOU KNOW--
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Brad: I'M IN
THE KITCHEN NOW!
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HE IS BEING
REALLY WEIRD.
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YEAH, WELL,
I THINK I KNOW WHY.
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THIS MORNING I WAS GETTING
READY FOR SCHOOL,
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AND HE WALKED IN ON ME.
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HE WALKED IN ON YOU?
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NAKED.
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WHAT?
YOU'RE KIDDING.
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NO.
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SO, YOU WERE JUST
PARADING AROUND NAKED?
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YES. YES. I WAS MARCHING
THROUGH THE HOUSE NAKED
DOING CARTWHEELS.
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I WAS IN THE SHOWER!
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WAS THIS DURING INITIAL
WET DOWN, OR HAD YOU
ACHIEVED LATHER?
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IT WAS NOTHING.
IT WAS A STUPID MISTAKE.
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THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.
THAT KID'S SEEN MY DAUGHTER,
MY WIFE.
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I BETTER FIX THAT LOCK
BEFORE I'M THE THIRD PERSON
HE SEES NAKED.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
YOU'D BE NUMBER 4.
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OH, MY GOD,
SO THAT'S WHY HE'S BEEN
ALL GIGGLY AND WEIRD.
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YES.
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LOOK, IF YOU WANT HIM
TO STOP GIGGLING,
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YOU HAVE TO DESENSITIZE
HIM TO YOUR BODY,
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SO I SUGGEST THAT YOU
SPEND AS MUCH TIME
AS POSSIBLE
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WALKING AROUND
THE HOUSE NAKED.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
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HE DIDN'T SEE
A DEAD CAT AT ALL.
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HONEY, I'M SURE HE DIDN'T
WANNA SAY ANYTHING.
IT WAS REALLY AWKWARD.
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UH, YEAH, IT'S AWKWARD
BECAUSE HE'S OBSESSED
WITH YOU.
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LOOK, I THOUGHT
HE'D GOTTEN OVER THIS,
BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT.
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LILY, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
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NO! NOT FOR YOU.
YOU'RE JUST PRANCING
THROUGH LIFE NAKED.
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I WAS TAKING A SHOWER!
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YEP! NAKED!
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HEY, JIMMY.
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HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
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GOOD. GOOD.
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THE KID IS RIPE.
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
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IF ONLY THEY HAD
A PRODUCT THAT COULD
GIVE HIM SOME RELIEF.
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OH, LOOK.
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OH, GOOD. SEAN, YOU
WANNA GO GIVE IT TO HIM?
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I'M NOT JUST GONNA THROW
DEODORANT AT HIM
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AND HOPE THAT THAT'S
THE BEST SOLUTION. NO.
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THIS IS AN IMPORTANT
FATHER-SON TIME HERE.
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I'M GONNA GO HAVE
A REAL FATHER-SON TALK
WITH HIM.
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SEAN, NOBODY EVER
TALKED TO US.
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THAT WAS BETTER THAN
HAVING TO HEAR DAD
USE THE WORD INSERTION.
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I DISAGREE.
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HEY, MOM, I GOT MY FOOTBALL
OFF THE O'KEEFE'S ROOF.
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WHAT WAS IT DOING ON--
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HEY, I'M GONNA WATCH
SPONGEBOB.
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OK.
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HEY, I'M GONNA GO
MAKE AN OMELET.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT--
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I SAW SURGERY
AT THE HOSPITAL.
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HENRY--
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WATCH MY FINGERS DANCE.
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HEY, THE GARBAGE MAN'S
COMING.
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WAIT!
I'M GONNA EAT THAT!
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM?
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I DON'T KNOW,
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
MIGHT CALM HIM DOWN?
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I'M NOT WALKING AROUND NAKED.
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SO, HOW'S YOUR SANDWICH?
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MM, IT'S GOOD.
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YEAH?
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SEE ANY GOOD MOVIES
RECENTLY?
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NOT REALLY.
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HMM, ANY TV SHOWS?
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NO.
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ANY ASS!?
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YEAH. YEAH.
YEAH, I KNOW, BRAD.
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I KNOW THAT YOU
SAW MY MOM NAKED.
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LILY, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
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YEAH? WELL, HOW COME
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?
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I DON'T KNOW. I--I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE MAD. OBVIOUSLY, YOU--
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WHY WOULD I BE MAD
IF IT WAS AN "ACCIDENT"?
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BECAUSE I THOUGHT--
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BECAUSE YOU ENJOYED IT?
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I DID NOT ENJOY IT.
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THEN WHY DO YOU
KEEP SMILING, HUH?
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DO I?
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BRAD, I KNOW THAT
MY MOM'S ATTRACTIVE. OK?
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IT'S COOL.
I--I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE HONEST WITH ME.
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OK. ALL RIGHT, SO, YEAH.
I LIKED IT A LITTLE.
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HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT!?
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YOU TOLD ME TO BE HONEST.
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YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T THINK
YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT!
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THEN WHY DO I
KEEP SMILING?
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OHH...
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I THOUGHT YOU'D GOTTEN
OVER YOUR WHOLE PATHETIC
JUNIOR HIGH FIXATION.
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BUT NO! YOU'RE STILL
OBSESSED WITH HER.
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LILY, NO, I AM NOT!
OK?
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I MEAN, IF THIS WOULD'VE
HAPPEN A YEAR AGO,
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BEFORE YOU AND ME
WERE TOGETHER,
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WOULD THIS HAVE BEEN
THE GREATEST MOMENT
OF MY LIFE?
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ABSOLUTELY!
BUT NOT ANYMORE.
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THAT REALLY HELPS, BRAD.
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LILY, NO. YOU ARE
INCREDIBLY HOT, OK?
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IF I'M OBSESSED WITH
ANYONE, IT'S YOU.
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Claudia: HEY, GUYS.
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HAH HO,
LOOK WHO'S HERE.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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JIMMY, YOU GOT A MINUTE?
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SURE, DAD.
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I WAS THINKING...
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I WAS JUST THINKING THAT, UH,
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE GROWING UP.
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YOU'RE A TEENAGER NOW,
AND YOU'VE, UH...
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I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE
YOU'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH
A LOT OF CHANGES.
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YEAH, I GUESS,
BUT IT'S COOL.
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YEAH, IT SURE IS.
IT'S COOL. YOU KNOW,
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I JUST WANNA
MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND
WHAT'S HAPPENING
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BECAUSE, I MEAN...
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT,
AND YOU SOUND DIFFERENT,
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YOU SMELL DIFFERENT.
I MEAN, EVERYTHING'S
JUST DIFFERENT.
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OK, DAD. THANKS.
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NO, I JUST--
I--I'VE BEEN THERE, MAN.
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YOU KNOW? I JUST WANNA
LET YOU KNOW I...PHEW!
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I'LL NEVER FORGET
THE FIRST TIME I GOT
A LITTLE BIT OF, UH,
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MAN HAIR, YOU KNOW?
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OK, DAD.
SERIOUSLY, I GOT IT.
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NO, I'M JUST SAYING
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
GOING THROUGH. YOU KNOW?
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HANGING OUT
IN THE LOCKER ROOM
WITH THE GUYS.
224
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,767
AND YOU'RE STANDING
THERE AND YOU'RE
FEELING PRETTY MATURE,
225
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,836
AND, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
CHECKING PEOPLE OUT,
226
00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:03,837
THEY'RE CHECKING YOU
OUT,
227
00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:04,838
AND SOME OF
THE OTHER GUYS, WELL,
228
00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:07,908
THEY'RE JUST A BIT MORE,
UH, DEVELOPED. YOU KNOW?
229
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:14,214
AND YOU'RE WONDERING,
GOD, COME ON, AM I EVER
GONNA GET IN THE GAME?
230
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,283
I GOTTA GO.
231
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,118
NO, IT'S JUST--
JIM, IT'S JUST
DURING PUBERTY.
232
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:20,654
IT'S SUCH A DIFFICULT
TIME. I WANT YOU
TO UNDERSTAND--
233
00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:21,755
DAD, ENOUGH TALKING.
234
00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:24,958
BUT WE'RE NOT FINISHED.
JIMMY, COME ON.
235
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:30,831
YOU WANT ME TO GO HIT DAD UP
FOR SOME PAMPHLETS?
236
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:34,935
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
237
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,269
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
HENRY'S SYSTEM.
238
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:39,172
THIS IS THE TAPE OF
YOUR AUNT MARIE GETTING
MARRIED ON THE BEACH.
239
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:41,274
HENRY LABELED IT
"SEAGULL EATING DIAPER."
240
00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:46,179
HMM. SO, MOM, BRAD'S
ON HIS WAY OVER.
241
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,047
OH, OK.
242
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,851
YOU THINK YOU COULD PUT
ON SOME CLOTHES?
243
00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:53,086
WHAT, AM I SHOWING
TOO MUCH WRIST?
244
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:55,923
OH. HEY, BRAD.
245
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:59,092
WELCOME TO THE REAL CANCUN.
246
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:00,961
HI, BRAD.
247
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,196
MRS. FINNERTY.
248
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:07,067
BRAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
249
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,301
LOOKING AT YOU
AND ONLY YOU.
250
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,338
OK, BRAD.
SHE'S NOT NAKED.
IT'S OK.
251
00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:14,274
ALL RIGHT,
TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT.
252
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,308
BRAD, YOU NOT
LOOKING AT HER
253
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,244
JUST MAKES ME
THINK YOU'RE DYING
TO LOOK AT HER.
254
00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:22,349
OK, FINE. IF IT'LL
MAKE YOU HAPPY, I'LL
TOTALLY LOOK AT HER.
255
00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:26,954
BRAD! SHE'S NOT
A PIECE OF MEAT!
256
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:27,988
WH-WHAT?
257
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,023
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA GO STUDY
IN THE KITCHEN.
258
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,925
WH-WHAT'D I DO?
259
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:34,895
EVERYTHING BUT STUFF
A DOLLAR DOWN HER PANTS.
260
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:38,431
OK, OK, YOU'RE STILL
OBVIOUSLY UPSET.
261
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:42,736
BUT I GOT SOMETHING THAT'LL
MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
262
00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:45,338
WHAT AM I LOOKING AT?
263
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,975
EWW! THAT IS
YOUR DAD NAKED!
264
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,342
UH-HUH. YEAH!
265
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:52,445
EWW. HOW DID YOU
GET THAT?
266
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,113
NOT IMPORTANT HOW.
267
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,816
WHAT, IS THAT
YOUR BACKYARD?
268
00:11:55,849 --> 00:11:58,051
NO. HE'S BEHIND
THE SKATING RINK.
269
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,254
EWW, DID YOU TAKE
THAT PICTURE?
270
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,523
NO. HE TOOK IT HIMSELF
WITH A TIMER.
271
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,226
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS
WE'RE BOTH EVEN, OK?
272
00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,861
WE'VE BOTH SEEN EACH OTHER'S
PARENTS NAKED.
273
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:13,066
WE'RE NOT EVEN.
MY MOM IS HOT, AND
YOUR DAD IS NASTY.
274
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:18,839
HE IS HANDSOME, OK? HE'S--
IT'S JUST BAD LIGHTING.
275
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,308
AAH!
276
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,811
JIMMY, COME ON, PLEASE.
JIMMY!
277
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:25,378
JIMMY, PLEASE, LOOK.
278
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,613
I KNOW IT SEEMS LIKE
A BIG DEAL, BUT TRUST ME.
279
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:30,217
TOMORROW AT SCHOOL,
EVERYONE WILL HAVE
FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS.
280
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:31,484
WHAT HAPPENED?
ARE YOU OK?
281
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,419
YEAH. FANTASTIC.
282
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:36,556
OH, HE'S UPSET. THERE
WAS A FIGHT AT SCHOOL.
283
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,158
A FIGHT? JIMMY
GOT IN A FIGHT?
284
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,260
NO. WELL, IT WASN'T
REALLY LIKE A FIGHT.
285
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:41,829
IT WAS MORE LIKE
A MISUNDERSTANDING.
286
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,064
All: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
287
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,800
Coach: ALL RIGHT,
THAT'S ENOUGH!
BREAK IT UP. STOP IT!
288
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,336
BOYS! STOP IT NOW!
289
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,272
IT'S OLD GUYS.
290
00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,207
THAT'S MY DAD AND MY UNCLE.
291
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,375
[CHANTING "FIGHT"
CONTINUES]
292
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,812
Coach: STOP THIS NOW, BOYS!
STOP IT!
293
00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,380
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
294
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,415
YOU HAVE GOT TO
BE KIDDING ME.
295
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,451
SOMETIMES THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
ALL RIGHT?
296
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,821
IT'S A GUY THING. I WOULDN'T
EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
297
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:08,922
WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME?
298
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,424
WELL, LOOK, I--
OK, I WAS BUMMED OUT
299
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,293
ABOUT THE WAY MY TALK WENT
WITH JIMMY YESTERDAY,
300
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,362
SO I FIGURED I'D PICK HIM UP
FROM SCHOOL TODAY, YOU KNOW,
301
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:18,098
AND SPEND A LITTLE QUALITY
FATHER-SON TIME WITH HIM.
302
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,268
I JUST DIDN'T THINK
I'D HAVE TO COMPETE FOR IT.
303
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,235
HEY, ED. WHAT'S UP?
304
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,536
I'M JUST PICKING UP JIMMY.
305
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:26,339
UH, WAIT. NOW I'M HERE
TO PICK UP JIMMY.
306
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,407
I GOT THIS ONE.
307
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:30,310
WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M HIS DAD. I'M
PICKING HIM UP, OK?
308
00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,478
I GOT THIS ONE.
309
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:32,512
HEY, DAD, IT'S OK.
310
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:33,881
NO, NO, NO.
I'M HIS DAD, AND I'M
PICKING HIM UP.
311
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,516
HEY, LOOK, I'M JUST
TRYING TO HELP THE KID OUT
WITH A LITTLE PROBLEM.
312
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,485
I HELP HIM OUT
WITH HIS PROBLEMS.
313
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:39,920
BUT I GOT THIS ONE.
314
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:41,321
WILL YOU STOP SAYING,
I GOT THIS ONE?
315
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:44,124
HEY, YOU CAN HELP HIM OUT
WITH THE NEXT PROBLEM.
316
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,325
NO, I'VE GOT THIS
PROBLEM, OK?
317
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,627
I'M HIS DAD. JUST
GIVE ME HIS BOOKBAG.
318
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,595
TAKE IT.
I WILL TAKE IT.
319
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,898
GO AHEAD IF YOU
WANT IT SO BAD.
320
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:51,865
OK, I CAN TAKE THE BAG.
321
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:52,966
LET GO!
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
322
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,135
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE IT?
JUST LET GO
OF THE BAG!
323
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,469
GO AHEAD AND TAKE THE BAG.
I WILL TAKE IT.
324
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,304
WHY DON'T YOU
LET GO OF IT?
325
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,039
ALL RIGHT. OH, LOOK,
NOW YOU BROKE IT.
326
00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,908
AW, GREAT.
YOU BROKE THE KID'S BAG.
327
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,876
YOU WOULDN'T
LET GO OF IT.
THAT'S MESSED UP.
328
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:03,911
YOU BROKE IT.
YOU BROKE IT.
329
00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:06,446
I BOUGHT IT.
YOU OWE ME 20 BUCKS.
330
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,450
EDDIE'S GOTTA LEARN, BABY.
331
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:11,551
LEARN WHAT?
332
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,920
IF HE TRIES
TO HELP YOUR CHILDREN,
YOU'LL PUNCH HIM?
333
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:16,957
OH, COME ON. LIKE
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT
AT THAT SCHOOL BEFORE.
334
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,358
YEAH, IN 1986.
335
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,627
YOU DO REALIZE
WE DON'T STILL
GO THERE, RIGHT?
336
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,595
YEAH, BUT WE STILL PAY
3 TUITIONS THERE.
337
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:27,034
AND IF I WANNA FIGHT THERE,
BABY, I'M GONNA FIGHT THERE!
338
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,436
I'M NOT GONNA
FIGHT THERE.
339
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:32,672
DAD, YOU SHOULDN'T BE
SO HARD ON UNCLE EDDIE.
340
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,974
HE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP.
341
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,242
LOOK, I LOVE IT
WHEN HE HELPS.
342
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:38,678
BUT HE'S GOT NO RIGHT
JUST TO SHOW UP AT
YOUR SCHOOL LIKE THAT.
343
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,413
DAD, I CALLED HIM.
344
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,381
WHAT? WHY?
345
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:42,315
I GOT IN A LITTLE TROUBLE.
346
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:44,651
WAIT, YOU CALLED
UNCLE EDDIE INSTEAD
OF ME?
347
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,920
COME ON, YOU KNOW
I'D BE THERE FOR YOU.
348
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,421
WE CAN TALK ABOUT
ANYTHING, JIM.
349
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:51,191
NO. SEE, THAT'S WHAT
I WAS HOPING TO AVOID.
350
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,360
REMEMBER OUR TALK
LAST NIGHT?
351
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,396
ABOUT OUR BODIES AND
THE WAY THEY CHANGE.
352
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,098
YEAH, THAT ONE.
353
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,199
THAT'S THE ONE.
354
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,467
WELL, I WAS IN
THE LOCKER ROOM TODAY,
355
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,972
AND ALL I COULD THINK
ABOUT WAS YOUR STUPID
MAN HAIR LECTURE.
356
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,977
THAT WAS SOME FINE
CRAB WALKING, BOYS.
357
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:12,045
HIT THE SHOWERS.
358
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:31,331
CAN YOU BELIEVE
MR. KERSEY TODAY
WITH HIS POP QUIZ?
359
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,065
LAME!
360
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,000
I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT WASN'T LAME--
361
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,235
COURTNEY SANDLER
STRETCHING FOR
VOLLEYBALL.
362
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,203
SHE'S WAY INTO ME.
363
00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:40,473
YEAH, LIKE SHE'D REALLY
DATE AN EIGHTH GRADER.
364
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:51,118
FINNERTY! WHAT, ARE
YOU MADE OF SUGAR?
365
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,186
HIT THE SHOWER!
366
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,257
RIGHT. JUST--
367
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,427
FINNERTY!
368
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,429
IT WAS HUMILIATING.
369
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,532
OH, LOOK, JIM,
IT'S NOT UNCOMMON
DURING PUBERTY FOR--
370
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,134
STOP.
WHAT?
I'M JUST SAYING--
371
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,268
DAD, YEAH. I KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
372
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,104
JUST STOP, ALL RIGHT?
THIS IS WHY I CALLED
UNCLE EDDIE.
373
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,339
YOU KNOW, HE DOESN'T WANNA
TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING.
374
00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:15,742
ONCE HE TOOK ME TO GET
A HAIRCUT, TO DINNER,
AND TO A MOVIE.
375
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:19,012
HE DIDN'T SAY A WORD
THE ENTIRE TIME.
IT WAS GREAT.
376
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,314
LOOK, YOU KNOW,
PUBERTY'S THE KIND OF--
377
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:28,188
OK. DAD, JUST--PLEASE,
DON'T EVER SAY THE WORD
PUBERTY TO ME AGAIN, OK?
378
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,697
SO? THAT DIDN'T SOUND
LIKE IT WENT VERY WELL.
379
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,032
NO. NO, IT WAS GREAT.
380
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,333
NO. WE REACHED
AN UNDERSTANDING.
381
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:44,003
I'LL NEVER TALK TO HIM
AGAIN, AND IN RETURN,
HE'S FINE WITH THAT.
382
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,506
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THE WORST THING IS?
383
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,674
THE WORST THING
IS EDDIE WAS RIGHT.
384
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,442
I'VE GOT TO LEARN TO
KEEP MY BIG MOUTH SHUT.
385
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,712
OH, COME ON, BABY.
WE BOTH KNOW THAT'S
NOT POSSIBLE.
386
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,814
YOU KNOW, I WAS TALKING
AND TALKING AND TALKING.
387
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,185
WHAT AM I LEFT WITH? THE KID'S
STILL EMBARRASSED AND ANGRY,
388
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:01,721
AND HE STILL SMELLS
LIKE THE INSIDE OF A CAB.
389
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:05,192
YOU'RE GONNA GO TALK
TO HIM AGAIN, AREN'T YOU?
390
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,127
JUST ONE LAST TIME.
391
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,330
IT'S SO WEIRD,
YOU KNOW.
392
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,364
I MEAN, HERE I AM,
393
00:17:11,398 --> 00:17:14,201
A GUY WHO'S BEEN
TO 16 NATIONAL PARKS,
ALL RIGHT?
394
00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,402
AND ONCE GOT PICKED
BY MY CLASS
395
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,470
TO ASK A QUESTION
TO AN ASTRONAUT.
396
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:18,238
IN SPACE!
397
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,540
RIGHT? AND WHEN IT
COMES TO WOMEN,
398
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,276
I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND THEM AT ALL.
399
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,652
THAT IS COLD, H-BOMB.
400
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:33,586
Lily: BRAD!
401
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,588
LILY?
402
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,560
BRAD, I'VE BEEN THINKING.
403
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,462
AND I'VE COME UP WITH
A LITTLE IDEA
404
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:45,232
THAT WILL MAKE YOU FORGET
ABOUT MY MOM...
405
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,366
FOREVER.
406
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,667
OH, REALLY?
MM-HMM.
407
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,736
YOU WANNA COME ON IN,
AND I'LL SHOW YOU.
408
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,639
OH, THIS IS
THE BEST WEEK EVER!
409
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,842
OH, IS THIS
GONNA BE DIRTY?
410
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,679
NO. BUT IT MIGHT BE
A LITTLE GRAPHIC.
411
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:01,614
YES!
412
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,751
OH, COME ON, PUSH,
BABY, PUSH!
413
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:06,286
[GRUNTING]
414
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,220
W-WHAT IS THIS?
415
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:10,790
I'M JUST SHOWING YOU
ANOTHER SIDE OF MY MOM.
416
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,058
THERE YOU GO, DAD.
417
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,294
CAMERA DOWN.
TILT THE CAMERA DOWN.
418
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,529
THERE YOU GO.
419
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,698
Sean: HERE COMES THE HEAD!
420
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,701
[CLAUDIA SCREAMS]
421
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:23,803
WHAT IS THIS?
422
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:24,604
THAT'S YOU, HENRY.
423
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:28,708
SWEET! WHAT'S THAT
COMING OUT OF ME?
424
00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,644
NO. NO, NO, NO,
THAT'S MOM.
425
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,513
YOU'RE THE BLOODY,
MUCOUSY THING.
426
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:38,151
AWESOME.
I'M ALI-I-IVE!
427
00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,118
I'M GONNA GO NOW.
428
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:41,521
NO, NO, NO, NO, BRADLEY.
YOU ARE GONNA SIT HERE
429
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:45,525
UNTIL THAT IMAGE IS BURNED
INTO YOUR HEAD.
430
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,365
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
431
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:53,233
YEAH.
432
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:57,770
JIMMY.
HERE'S SOME DEODORANT.
YOU STINK.
433
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:00,873
OH, GOD.
THANK YOU, DAD.
434
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,675
YOU GOT IT, MAN.
435
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,445
[BABY GURGLES]
436
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,580
SO, ARE YOU
ENJOYING THE MOVIE?
437
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,648
OH, YEAH!
438
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:10,250
WAIT. WHAT IS THIS?
439
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,519
HENRY SUCKING DOWN
HIS FIRST MEAL.
440
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,586
BRAD!
441
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,889
WHAT? BREAST-FEEDING IS
A NATURAL, BEAUTIFUL THING.
442
00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:17,824
OHH...
443
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,327
LILY, HAVE YOU SEEN--
WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
444
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,729
BRAD'S FAVORITE NEW MOVIE.
445
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:23,496
SHE PUT IT ON.
446
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,198
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I AM SICK AND TIRED
447
00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:27,634
OF MY BODY BEING
TOPIC NUMBER ONE
AROUND HERE.
448
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,936
BRAD, YOU SAW ME NAKED.
GET OVER IT.
449
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,372
LILY, BRAD SAW ME
NAKED. GET OVER IT.
450
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,708
I'M TAKING THIS TAPE
AND I'M PUTTING IT WHERE
NO ONE WILL FIND IT.
451
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,544
WAIT, MOM.
I MADE A LABEL FOR IT.
452
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:41,348
HMM, CUTE.
ESCAPE FROM MOMMY.
453
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,452
OH, ED, JUST THE MAN
I WANTED TO SEE.
454
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,419
I WAS ABOUT TO CALL YOU.
455
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,854
HEY, I JUST WANTED TO
COME OVER AND APOLOGIZE.
456
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,757
YOU KNOW, I BUTTED IN
WHERE I DIDN'T BELONG.
457
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,725
THEY'RE YOUR KIDS.
I WAS OUT OF LINE.
458
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,561
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I WAS OUT OF LINE.
459
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:55,662
I MEAN, COME ON, YOU
WERE TRYING TO HELP OUT.
460
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,598
YOU KNOW, I SHOULDN'T
HAVE GOT SO BENT
OUT OF SHAPE.
461
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:01,901
AND I CERTAINLY
SHOULDN'T HAVE KICKED
YOUR ASS.
462
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,236
I COULD'VE BEEN MORE
FORTHCOMING.
463
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:09,542
AND I THINK 3 NUNS
AND 40 KIDS WOULD AGREE
THAT I KICKED YOUR ASS.
464
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,744
YEAH, WELL,
THEY'D BE WRONG.
465
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:15,848
YOU KNOW, AND I
SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO
TERRITORIAL ABOUT JIMMY.
466
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:18,351
YOU'RE HIS UNCLE, AND HE
REALLY LOOKS UP TO YOU.
467
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,653
YEAH, HE DOES. HE LOOKS UP
TO ME. HE'S A GOOD KID.
468
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:23,690
AND I WAS ON TOP OF YOU
WHEN THEY PULLED US APART.
469
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,459
THAT'S...THAT'S WATER
UNDER THE BRIDGE.
470
00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:28,861
YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M SAYING? LET'S
JUST WATCH THE GAME.
471
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,697
LET'S LET YOUR RIBS
HEAL, YOU KNOW.
472
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,365
I'M FEELING FINE.
473
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,933
DAD, I'M GONNA GO OVER
TO RYAN'S HOUSE.
474
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,469
OH, AND THANKS AGAIN,
UNCLE EDDIE.
475
00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,804
ANYTIME.
476
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,608
THE RANGERS
ARE UP ALREADY.
477
00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:47,013
YEAH. SO WHAT WAS THAT
LITTLE THANK YOU THING
ABOUT?
478
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:48,881
AH, THAT WAS NOTHING.
479
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:49,649
YOU KNOW.
480
00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:51,351
RIGHT, YEAH. WELL,
IF IT'S NOTHING,
481
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,853
THEN I GUESS
IT'S NO BIG DEAL
TO TELL ME, RIGHT?
482
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,955
YEAH, IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
483
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:58,525
SO WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME?
484
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,760
I DON'T WANNA BETRAY
THE KID'S TRUST.
485
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:01,994
LOOK, I PROBABLY KNOW
ALREADY.
486
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:04,664
THERE'S NOTHING THAT
THAT KID HIDES FROM ME.
487
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:07,900
NOT A LOT.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
488
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,569
TELL ME.
489
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:12,639
AH...CAN'T DO THAT.
I'M SORRY.
490
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:14,674
TELL ME!
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