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YOU GUYS
THINK YOU'RE READY
FOR THE S.A.T.s?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, I'M GONNA ACE
THE MATH PART OF THE TEST,
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BUT THE VERBAL...
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WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
I DON'T KNOW.
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I FEEL IT MIGHT BE
A LITTLE BIT...OBSTREPEROUS.
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I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
USING THAT WORD RIGHT.
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I KNOW, I KNOW.
I JUST LEARNED IT.
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SOMETIMES I CAN BE
SO BUCOLIC.
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AW, YOU'LL MAKE IT UP
IN THE MATH SECTION.
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WHO CARES, ANYWAY?
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LILY, WHO CARES?
THIS IS THE S.A.T.--
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THE SCHOLASTIC
AMPLITUDE TEST.
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APTITUDE.
APTITUDE.
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I--I KNEW THAT.
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I--I'M JUST
NERVOUS, OK?
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NOT SURE YOU'RE
NERVOUS ENOUGH.
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WELL, IN A WEEK,
IT'LL BE OVER,
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AND YOU CAN
QUIT OBSESSING.
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RIGHT, RIGHT. OK.
SO HOW MUCH COFFEE
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SHOULD WE DRINK
BEFORE THE TEST?
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I DON'T KNOW, BRAD.
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WELL, I WANT TO BE
WIDE AWAKE,
BUT, YOU KNOW,
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I CAN'T IGNORE
THE PEE RISK, SO...
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OHH.
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CHILL OUT, OK?
I DON'T THINK THE S.A.T.
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IS THAT SUPER-DUPER
IMPORTANT, ANYWAY.
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WHAT?!
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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
IT'S JUST A TEST.
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JUST A TEST
THAT MEANS EVERYTHING.
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LILY, YOU'D BETTER STUDY
BECAUSE I'M TELLING YOU
RIGHT NOW,
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I'M NOT MARRYING
ANYBODY WHO GETS
LESS THAN 1,000.
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THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP.
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NO, I'M SERIOUS.
IF YOU CAN'T GET
INTO RUTGERS,
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YOU CAN'T GET INTO ME.
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BRAD, YOU ARE BEING
COMPLETELY PUERILE.
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PUERILE?
W-WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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YOU DON'T KNOW?
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LET ME LOOK IT UP.
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HEY, THIS ISN'T
A LIBRARY, RED.
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AAH!
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AAH!
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WHAT'S ALL THAT SCREAMING
UP THERE?
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I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HOPE
THEY DON'T WAKE UP JACK.
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OH, GOD. JACK'S UPSTAIRS?
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YEAH, HE'S TAKING A NAP.
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THERE IS SOME WEIRD GUY
IN MY BED.
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HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE.
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WHAT?
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YEAH, JACK'S GREAT.
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HE GOT TOE BIT OFF
IN A FIGHT.
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EW! AND HE'S IN MY BED?
WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?
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WELL, HENRY THOUGHT--
AND I AGREED--
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THAT WE
DON'T REALLY DO ENOUGH
FOR THE LESS-FORTUNATE.
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JACK'S A GOOD GUY.
HE'S A LITTLE DOWN
ON HIS LUCK, SO...
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YOU KNOW, WHAT?
MAYBE WE HAVE
TO WASH YOUR SHEETS.
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MAYBE?
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AT LEAST
YOU HAVE SHEETS, OK?
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BE THANKFUL.
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OH, HEY, JACK.
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WOW, YEAH. I--I SEE
YOU FOUND MY TOOTHBRUSH.
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YEAH. IT'S MAKING
MY GUMS BLEED.
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I SEE.
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HERE YOU GO.
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CONSIDER IT A GIFT.
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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I MEAN,
HOW DID THIS ITINERANT
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ARRIVE AT A STATE
OF PENURY?
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EXCUSE ME?
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I'M JUST TRYING
TO USE THE WORDS IN CONTEXT.
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YOU KNOW, SO I DON'T
FORGET THEM.
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SEAN, UM,
I THINK IT'S TIME
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FOR OUR LITTLE FRIEND
JACK TO GO.
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WHAT'S HE DONE NOW?
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WELL, HE WAS
TEACHING JIMMY
HOW TO MAKE WINE
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OUT OF RAISINS
AND SHOE POLISH.
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WHAT? WHAT? IT'S A GOOD
RAINY DAY PROJECT.
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HE WAS IN MY BED.
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THERE'S BUM
ON MY DUVET.
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EW!
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OK, SEE,
THAT'S PRECISELY
THE ATTITUDE
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THAT CREATED
THIS WHOLE
SITUATION.
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DID YOU
SEE THAT BUM?
HE WAS REALLY TAN.
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HE MUST HAVE JUST
GOT BACK FROM VACATION.
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YEAH, IN BUM-UDA!
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HEY, HEY, CUT IT OUT.
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
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I BET I KNOW
WHERE HE EATS.
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DRUNKEN DONUTS.
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HEY! ENOUGH.
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THAT MAN'S
A HUMAN BEING, OK?
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HE'S A PERSON
JUST LIKE US.
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SO, MAYBE HE'S HAD
A FEW BAD BREAKS
IN HIS LIFE.
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BUT WE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL
THAT WE'RE NOT
SITTING THERE WITH HIM.
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HE DESERVES
DIGNITY AND RESPECT,
NOT STUPID JOKES.
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YOU GOT THAT?
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REAL FUNNY JOKES,
DUMB-ASS!
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HEY, YOU, TOO.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
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WELL, COULDN'T WE
LEARN TO RESPECT HIM
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WITHOUT HAVING
TO SMELL HIM?
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I'M SORRY.
I GUESS MY LITTLE SPEECH
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MADE A BIGGER IMPRESSION
ON HENRY THAN I ANTICIPATED.
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DOES HE SLEEP
RIGHT ON THE GROUND?
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I'M SURE HE'S GOT
A NICE, SPRINGY
PIECE OF CARDBOARD.
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WHAT IF
THERE'S A PARADE
ON HIS STREET?
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LUCKY HIM.
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SO WHAT'S HE EAT?
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WELL, THERE ARE NICE PEOPLE
WHO MAKE SURE HE HAS FOOD.
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SO WHY DOES HE DIG AROUND
IN THAT GARBAGE CAN?
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YOU KNOW, HENRY,
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YOU HAVE A LOT
OF GOOD QUESTIONS.
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WHY DON'T WE FEED HIM?
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IT'S NOT OUR JOB,
HENRY.
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BUT EVERYBODY ELSE
THINKS IT'S THEIR JOB.
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HEY, HOMELESS MAN,
YOU WANT SOME FOOD?
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AND WHEN I'M EATING,
KNOCK ME OUT AND STEAL
MY ORGANS?
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NO.
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IT'S SPAGHETTI.
IT'S GOOD.
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WELL, GOOD FOR US.
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WE MADE
A DIFFERENCE, HENRY.
NOW LET'S GO HOME.
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WAIT--WE DIDN'T
BRING HIM A FORK!
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HE'S FINE.
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OH, OK. OK. OK.
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HEY, HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO COME BACK WITH ME
AND GRAB SOME DINNER?
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ALL RIGHT, BUT THAT'S
AS FAR AS IT GOES, MAN.
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NO, NO, MAN.
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I--WELL, SEE,
I'M IN A TRICKY
SITUATION.
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I'M TRYING TO TEACH MY KID
ABOUT CHARITY AND COMPASSION,
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AND HE'S GOT IT IN HIS HEAD
THAT YOU SHOULD COME BACK
AND JOIN US FOR DINNER,
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AND HE WON'T LET IT GO
UNTIL YOU DO.
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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I GOT PLANS.
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WHAT KIND OF PLANS
DO YOU HAVE?
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YOU'RE TRYING
TO STEAL MY ORGANS.
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LOOK, I'M NOT INTERESTED
IN YOUR ORGANS.
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OH, WELL, LA-DI-DA.
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ALL RIGHT. COME ON.
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WELL, THAT'S ALL FINE
AND BORING AND ALL,
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BUT WHY WAS HE
SACKED OUT IN MY ROOM?
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'CAUSE I LOCKED MINE.
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LOOK, HENRY'S RIGHT.
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WE SHOULD DO MORE
TO HELP PEOPLE.
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AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT JACK.
HE'S A DRIFTER.
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ANY MINUTE NOW,
HE'S GONNA DRIFT.
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ARE YOU A DRUMMER?
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WELL, I DON'T KNOW
HOW I'M SUPPOSED
TO STUDY FOR THE S.A.T.s
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WITH THIS GOING ON.
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PLEASE.
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COME ON, BRAD.
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS
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AND WORK ON SOME
READING COMPREHENSION.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO STUDY.
YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE OUT
WITH THE DOOR SHUT.
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SHUT UP, BRAD.
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NO. I WON'T SHUT UP, OK?
NOT WHEN MY HEART
IS BREAKING.
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YOU DON'T GIVE A DAMN
ABOUT THE S.A.T.s.
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE STUDYING, RIGHT?
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PLENTY, PLENTY.
NOT OVERSTUDYING.
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LILY, YOU CAN'T
GET INTO A GOOD COLLEGE
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UNLESS YOU DO WELL
ON THIS THING.
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I KNOW, I KNOW,
I KNOW, I KNOW.
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AND IF I DON'T
GET INTO A GOOD COLLEGE,
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THEN I WON'T GET
A GOOD JOB, AND I
WON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY,
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AND I'LL HAVE TO MARRY
SOME JERK, AND WE'LL
HAVE SOME KIDS,
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AND THEY'LL BE POOR,
AND THEY'LL DO BAD
ON THEIR S.A.T.s,
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AND THEY WON'T
GET INTO A GOOD COLLEGE,
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AND SO ON AND SO ON
FOR 100 YEARS.
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WOW, YOUR SARCASM
HAS REALLY MADE ME
RETHINK MY WORLD VIEW.
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I DON'T CARE
ABOUT COLLEGE, OK?
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COLLEGE IS NOT
FOR EVERYONE.
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WHOA, WHAT--WHAT?
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YOU MEAN NOT FOR YOU?
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YES, IT'S NOT FOR ME.
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HENRY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, JACK'S GONNA
TEACH ME HOW TO PUT
THE SODA CANS
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INTO THE PILLOW CASE
AND USE THEM
AS A WEAPON.
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NO, HE'S NOT.
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LILY, COME HERE.
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LISTEN TO ME.
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YOU ARE GOING TO COLLEGE.
END OF DISCUSSION.
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YOUR MOTHER AND I
HAVE WORKED TOO DAMN--
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID
END OF DISCUSSION.
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END OF YOUR SIDE
OF THIS DISCUSSION, OK?
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WE'VE WORKED TOO DAMN HARD
AND SAVED TOO MUCH
FOR YOU TO GO TO COLLEGE,
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SO IF YOU THINK
EVEN FOR A MOMENT
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THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO COLLEGE, YOU'RE OUT
OF YOUR FRICKIN' MIND!
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THAT'S THE END
OF THIS DISCUSSION.
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WHOA, WHAT
WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?
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WHOA.
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GET YOUR BOOKS.
WE'RE GONNA CRAM.
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UHH.
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WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
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PIZZA.
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FROM THE BOX
IN THE BOTTOM
OF THE FRIDGE?
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MAYBE.
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THAT'S MY PIZZA.
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NO, THAT WAS
OUR DINNER LAST NIGHT.
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WHICH MEANS TODAY
IT BECOMES MINE.
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LOOK, MAN,
I'M HOMELESS.
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BOO HOO.
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OK. YOU WANT IT?
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YEAH.
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STILL WANT IT?
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
GIVE ME THE REMOTE?
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YOU GOT IT.
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THAT'S HOW YOU WANT
TO PLAY IT, HUH?
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YOU KNOW WHAT, LILY?
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HONESTLY,
THESE PRACTICE QUESTIONS
AREN'T EVEN THAT TOUGH.
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OK. READY?
MM-HMM.
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LEAF IS TO TEA
AS BEAN IS TO BLANK.
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BURRITO.
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WHAT?
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WELL, LEAVES ARE
IN TEA, AND BEANS
ARE IN BURRITOS. HEH.
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NO, THE ANSWER IS COFFEE.
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SEE, COFFEE
IS MORE LIKE TEA.
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YEAH, BUT A LEAF
IS WRAPPED IN A TEA BAG,
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AND A BEAN IS WRAPPED
IN A BURRITO.
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THERE'S
NO WRAPPING IN COFFEE--
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BURRITO'S NOT
ONE OF THE ANSWERS.
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SEE? THIS IS WHY
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO COLLEGE.
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HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
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UHH! MOM,
I WANT TO SING, OK?
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AND I COULD SPEND
THE NEXT 4 YEARS
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TRYING TO SING
AND CATCH A BREAK,
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OR I COULD SPEND IT
LEARNING ABOUT BEANS.
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THE WAY I SEE IT,
YOU GIVE ME THE MONEY
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00:09:03,310 --> 00:09:05,813
THAT YOU WERE GONNA BLOW
ON MY COLLEGE EDUCATION,
224
00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:07,247
AND I'LL USE IT
TO GET BY
225
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,182
IN
THE UNIVERSITY OF LIFE.
226
00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,919
NO WAY. NO.
I'M NOT GONNA
STAND BY AND WATCH
227
00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,087
WHILE YOU MAKE
THIS GIGANTIC MISTAKE.
228
00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:18,959
HONEY, I REGRET EVERY DAY
THAT I NEVER WENT TO COLLEGE.
229
00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,027
YOU DO?
230
00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,629
YES! WHA--
231
00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:22,696
DOES THAT SURPRISE YOU?
232
00:09:22,730 --> 00:09:28,035
NO, I JUST NEVER
THOUGHT OF YOU
AS THE COLLEGE TYPE.
233
00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:30,003
OH, AND, UH,
BY COLLEGE TYPE,
234
00:09:30,037 --> 00:09:31,739
DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE
MEAN SMART?
235
00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:35,843
YOU KNOW, WHO KNOWS
WHAT ANYBODY MEANS
BY ANYTHING, REALLY?
236
00:09:35,876 --> 00:09:39,146
YOU THINK
YOU'RE WAY SMARTER
THAN I AM, DON'T YOU?
237
00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,948
WELL, ISN'T THAT
WHAT PARENTS WANT--
238
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,683
FOR THEIR KIDS
TO BE SMARTER
THAN THEY ARE?
239
00:09:42,716 --> 00:09:45,152
YEAH, RIGHT.
WELL, IF I'M SMART ENOUGH
TO READ THIS CORRECTLY,
240
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:48,989
THE DEADLINE FOR REGISTRATION
FOR THE S.A.T. IS TOMORROW.
241
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:49,957
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
242
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:53,060
OH, I MEAN I'M TAKING
THAT S.A.T. HEH HEH HEH.
243
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,094
I'D RECOMMEND
YOU STUDY HARDER
244
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:56,029
THAN YOU'VE EVER STUDIED
IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE, MISS,
245
00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:58,265
BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,
YOUR STUPID MOM
246
00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:01,702
IS GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT.
247
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:07,007
SEAN, THIS GUY--
I'M NOT A FAN.
248
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,075
YEAH, ME NEITHER.
249
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,677
WELL, I MEAN,
DO YOU WANT ME TO, UH,
250
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:13,046
DROP HIM OFF
AT THIS CONCRETE FACTORY
IN WEEHAWKEN?
251
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,815
SEND HIM
ON A LITTLE CRUISE
252
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,184
ON MY FRIEND'S BOAT
IN ROCKAWAY?
253
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,819
HEY, JACK, LISTEN.
254
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:20,087
IT'S GETTING LATE,
SO WHY DON'T I, UH,
255
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:23,323
TAKE YOU TO
A HOMELESS SHELTER
OR SOMETHING.
256
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:24,391
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN
ALWAYS COME BACK,
257
00:10:24,424 --> 00:10:29,362
BUT IN ORDER
TO COME BACK, YOU
HAVE TO LEAVE, SO...
258
00:10:31,264 --> 00:10:33,066
I'M SORRY. DO YOU HAVE
A QUESTION OR, UH...
259
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:36,003
WHAT'D YOU BRING ME
HERE FOR ANYWAY? HUH?
260
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,038
SO YOU COULD BRAG
TO YOUR FANCY FRIENDS
261
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,272
ABOUT HOW GENEROUS
YOU ARE?
262
00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:44,177
DAD, YOU SAID
WE SHOULD TREAT HIM
WITH RESPECT AND DIGNITY.
263
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:44,978
I KNOW, HENRY,
BUT I--
264
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,815
DAD, IT'S DARK
AND FREEZING OUTSIDE.
265
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:49,149
IS THAT DIGNITY?
266
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:51,051
NO.
267
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:51,919
I GUESS NOT.
268
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:54,822
LOOKS LIKE
I GET THE COUCH,
UNCLE EDDIE.
269
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,828
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SHH!
270
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:04,732
YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS
ABOUT THE WHOLE
S.A.T. THING, ARE YOU?
271
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:05,665
[BELL RINGS]
272
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:08,101
OOH, RAN OUT OF TIME
BEFORE THE LAST 3, HUH?
273
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:11,104
OK, YOU GET 25 MINUTES
TO COMPLETE THIS SECTION,
274
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,372
AND OUR TIMER
ONLY GOES TO 15.
275
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:16,143
THAT'S, UH,
THAT'S 20% LESS TIME.
276
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:17,210
I KNEW THAT.
277
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:20,113
HA HA HA!
IT'S 40%.
278
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:23,116
HERE YOU GO,
MRS. FINNERTY.
279
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:24,151
THANK YOU, BRAD.
280
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:24,985
BRAD, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?
281
00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,419
I'M HELPING YOUR MOTHER
WITH HER MATH,
282
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,188
AND SHE'S HELPING ME
WITH MY VERBAL.
283
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,290
BUT I THOUGHT
WE WERE STUDY BUDDIES.
284
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,091
YEAH, WELL,
I THOUGHT SO, TOO, ONCE,
285
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:33,160
BUT ALL YOU WANNA DO
IS FOOL AROUND.
286
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,128
I'M NOT A PIECE
OF MEAT, LILY.
287
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:38,732
I'M NOT GONNA BE
PRETTY FOREVER.
288
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,367
FINE, FINE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
289
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:43,070
OBVIOUSLY, SHE NEEDS
MORE HELP THAN I DO
290
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,406
BECAUSE I AM GONNA
ACE THAT TEST!
291
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:48,108
HA HA!
292
00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,143
IT DOESN'T
BOTHER ME AT ALL.
293
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,013
HMM!
THIS IS MY BOOK.
294
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,181
OK, TAKE IT.
295
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:57,450
I THINK YOU MIGHT
NEED IT MORE THAN I DO.
296
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,821
NO, I DON'T. HERE!
297
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,898
JACK, WHERE ARE YOU?
298
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:12,099
JACK!
299
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,935
HEY, JACK!
WHERE ARE YOU?
300
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,837
HEY, HENRY.
WHAT'S UP?
301
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,505
I CAN'T FIND JACK.
HE WAS GONNA SHOW ME
302
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:21,474
HOW TO COOK HOT DOGS
WITH A CIGARETTE
LIGHTER.
303
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:24,912
OK, HENRY,
JACK, UH, JACK...
304
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:25,846
WENT AWAY.
305
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:26,847
WENT WHERE, ON A TRIP?
306
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,849
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
HE TOOK A TRIP.
307
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,352
SEE, UH,
HE HAS THIS COUSIN
WHO CALLED HIM UP,
308
00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,287
AND THIS COUSIN
HAS A FARM,
309
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:36,123
AND HE INVITED JACK
TO COME AND STAY,
310
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,958
AND THEY HAVE
ALL THESE GREEN PASTURES,
311
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,059
AND JACK
AND ALL HIS BUDDIES
312
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,961
CAN RUN AROUND
AND EVERYTHING.
313
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,164
WELL, UH, WHAT KIND
OF FARM IS IT?
314
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:44,865
OSTRICH.
315
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:49,302
OH, HE WILL LOVE THAT.
316
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,907
HEY! HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW WAS THE TEST?
317
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:57,010
GREAT, GREAT. HEH HEH.
WANNA KNOW WHAT I GOT?
318
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:57,878
YOU KNOW ALREADY?
319
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,880
YEAH, AS IT HAPPENS,
I DO. I GOT A ZERO.
320
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:03,316
I THOUGHT YOU GET 200
JUST FOR SIGNING YOUR NAME.
321
00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:05,452
NOT WHEN THEY
SHRED THE TEST.
WHAT?
322
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:09,222
YEAH. THANKS TO MOM,
IT WAS A FIASCO.
323
00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,893
WHAT IS ALL THAT?
324
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,461
ST. CHRISTOPHER MEDAL,
325
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,463
MY LUCKY PENNY,
326
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,965
SOME OF YOUR HAIR.
327
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:18,932
YOU CUT MY HAIR?
328
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,901
I'VE BEEN COLLECTING IT
OFF OF YOUR SWEATERS,
329
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,903
ONE STRAND AT A TIME.
330
00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:26,940
WELL, HELLO.
331
00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,843
YOU MUST BE A SENIOR.
332
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,048
VERY CUTE.
333
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:35,883
OK, MOM,
YOU MADE YOUR POINT.
334
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,385
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS.
335
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,188
OH, YOU'D LIKE THAT,
WOULDN'T YOU?
336
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:42,489
THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE GOING DOWN.
337
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:45,492
OK, PEOPLE, LET'S
GET THE LEAD OUT.
338
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:48,428
ACTUALLY, MR. KERSEY,
PENCILS ARE MADE
WITH GRAPHITE NOW.
339
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,531
YOU GOT ME, BRAD.
YOU GOT ME.
340
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,033
TEST BOOKLETS READY...
341
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,501
PENCILS IN HAND...
342
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:55,502
AND...
343
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,505
OPEN YOUR TEST BOOKLETS
TO PAGE ONE, AND BEGIN!
344
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,981
HMM.
345
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,195
[COUGHS]
346
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,095
Mr. Kersey:
AND TIME'S UP!
347
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,098
PENCILS DOWN.
CLOSE YOUR BOOKLETS.
348
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:07,107
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HE GAVE THE "PENCILS DOWN."
349
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,076
OK, LADIES.
PENCILS DOWN.
350
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,010
I'LL STOP
WHEN SHE STOPS.
351
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,644
I STOPPED.
YOU STARTED AGAIN.
352
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,246
PENCILS DOWN!
I MEAN IT!
353
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,081
I'M THE HEAD
PROCTOR HERE.
354
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,583
I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND.
PENCILS DOWN.
355
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:19,719
COME ON, PEOPLE.
EVERYBODY, PENCILS DOWN!
356
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,054
PENCILS DOWN!
357
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:25,025
I'M--I'M THE PROCTOR!
PENCILS DOWN!
358
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,559
PENCILS DOWN!
359
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,427
HELP!
360
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,063
I'M IN THE CAFETERIA,
AND I NEED BACKUP!
361
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:30,998
HELP!
362
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,099
EVERYONE WAS DISQUALIFIED.
363
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:35,435
THAT'S WHAT I GET
FOR TAKING MY MOM
TO THE S.A.T.s.
364
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,071
HEY, YOU DIDN'T TAKE ME.
I JUST WENT.
365
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,006
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS
366
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,707
BECAUSE
I'M THE SMARTEST ONE
IN THE FAMILY.
367
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:41,608
HEY, HEY.
368
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:42,575
YOU'RE SAYING HEY?
I SHOULD BE SAYING HEY.
369
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:46,146
HEY, HEY.
I WAS ON MY WAY
TO A 1,400, EASY.
370
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,482
HA! GIVE ME A BREAK.
YOU WORE YOUR ERASER
DOWN TO A NUB.
371
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:53,086
I STUDIED VOCIFEROUSLY
FOR MONTHS, AND WHAT
DO I HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT?
372
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,222
A ZERO--A BIG,
CORPULENT ZERO.
373
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,224
CALM DOWN.
YOU'LL TAKE IT AGAIN,
374
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,192
AS WILL YOU, YOUNG LADY.
375
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,427
OH, I'M TAKING IT AGAIN.
376
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:03,030
OH, AND I'M TAKING IT AGAIN
RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
377
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,065
YEAH, I'M GONNA
BE TAKING IT
IN ALBANY.
378
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:09,236
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
I'M GOING
TO DEFENESTRATE.
379
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,604
AAH!
AAH!
380
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,241
AAH!
AAH!
381
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,310
HEY, DAD, CAN WE
VISIT JACK AT THE FARM?
382
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,146
JACK WENT TO THE FARM?
383
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,213
YEAH. YEAH, HE DID, JIMMY.
384
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,249
I KNOW
ALL ABOUT THAT FARM.
385
00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,217
GREAT. BE QUIET.
386
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:28,455
WHY DOESN'T JACK SAY HI
TO GINGER AND BINGO?
387
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,091
I DIDN'T KNOW BINGO
WENT TO AN OSTRICH FARM.
388
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:35,628
SOONER OR LATER,
WE ALL END UP
AT THE OSTRICH FARM, HENRY.
389
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,131
GREAT!
390
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,101
JACK!
391
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:42,035
HEY, JACK.
392
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,470
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
393
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,173
HOW WAS THE--THE FARM?
394
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:50,510
I BET YOU TWO
NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D
SEE ME AGAIN, HUH?
395
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,213
YOU PIECES OF DIRT.
396
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,183
THEY TRICKED ME,
HENRY.
397
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,252
THEY TRICKED
YOUR UNCLE JACK.
398
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:00,220
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE
399
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,589
DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO NEWARK
FOR FROZEN YOGURT.
400
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,157
AH, IT'S ONLY
LIKE AN HOUR.
401
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:08,428
SEAN, THE CAR SEEMS
A LITTLE...WIGGY.
402
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,097
YEAH, DEFINITELY WIGGY.
I KNOW.
403
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,398
IT SEEMS WIGGY
ON THE RIGHT SIDE.
404
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,233
JACK, DO YOU NOTICE
ANYTHING WIGGY?
405
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,168
DOESN'T FEEL WIGGY TO ME.
406
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,136
IT COULD BE A FLAT.
407
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:20,073
YEAH, DEFINITELY.
DEFINITELY A FLAT.
HOLD ON.
408
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:26,446
WELL, WE BETTER GET OUT
WHILE I JACK UP THE CAR.
409
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:30,117
HEY, A HOMELESS SHELTER.
410
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:31,284
LOOKS NICE, DOESN'T IT?!
411
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,553
HIT IT!
[TIRES SCREECH]
412
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,357
THERE WAS NO FARM!
YOU LIED!
413
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,227
IT WAS THE HIGHEST-RATED
MEN'S SHELTER
IN THE TRI-STATE AREA!
414
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,162
I SPENT 3 HOURS
RESEARCHING.
415
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,598
THEY MAKE YOU
WEAR FLIP-FLOPS
IN THE SHOWER.
416
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,500
OH, COME ON, HENRY.
HENRY, PLEASE.
417
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:50,237
HEY, I CAN'T WEAR
FLIP-FLOPS.
418
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:52,139
I'M MISSING A TOE.
419
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:58,678
I GOTTA CONFESS,
WE DIDN'T REALLY
HAVE A FLAT TIRE.
420
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,283
WELL, YOU GOT 4 NOW.
421
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,256
OK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO
422
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:11,291
SLAMMING DOWN YOUR GLASS
ON THE COUNTER.
423
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:12,892
I SET IT DOWN.
424
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,427
WATCH YOUR TONE.
425
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,195
WHAT TONE?
426
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,396
OH, DON'T RAISE
YOUR VOICE AT ME.
427
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,398
I'M NOT RAISING MY VOICE!
428
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,733
OK, OK.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YES.
429
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,336
I LOST IT.
I WENT A LITTLE BIT
OVERBOARD
430
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,070
DURING THE S.A.T.,
431
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,373
BUT I THINK WE LEARNED
SOMETHING.
432
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:29,776
YOU HAVE A REALLY
COMPETITIVE STREAK
IF YOU'RE MOTIVATED,
433
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,311
LIKE YOU WERE
THIS AFTERNOON.
434
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:34,347
I WAS A LITTLE INTENSE,
WASN'T I?
435
00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,415
YES, BUT, SEE,
THAT'S WHAT'S GOOD.
436
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:39,219
HA HA! THAT'S WHAT
WILL MAKE YOU GREAT
AT COLLEGE.
437
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,655
SO WHEN YOU TALK
ABOUT BLOWING IT OFF,
IT KILLS ME.
438
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,458
YOUR DAD AND I
WORKED SO HARD
439
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,560
TO SAVE UP ENOUGH...
440
00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:51,264
JUST TRY IT. PLEASE?
JUST ONE SEMESTER.
441
00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,665
ONE SEMESTER?
442
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,768
THAT'S ALL
WE HAVE SAVED.
443
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,373
WE'LL JUST--
WE'LL MAKE IT WORK
SOMEHOW, YOU KNOW?
444
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:01,941
'CAUSE YOU HAVE
TO GO TO COLLEGE.
445
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:02,909
YOU'RE GOING TO
COLLEGE.
446
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:05,745
THEN YOU WON'T
HAVE TO LISTEN
TO YOUR DAUGHTER
447
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:07,180
CALL YOU STUPID.
448
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,581
I DIDN'T CALL YOU STUPID.
449
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,351
YEAH, WELL, YOU DIDN'T
EXACTLY CALL ME SMART.
450
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,186
IT'S KIND OF
A SORE SPOT FOR ME
451
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,289
'CAUSE I WAS SMART,
AND I--I AM SMART.
452
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,258
[LAUGHS] I COULD HAVE
GONE TO COLLEGE.
453
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,526
WELL,
WHY DON'T YOU, THEN?
454
00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:21,294
YEAH, RIGHT. YEAH.
THAT'LL HAPPEN.
455
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,296
NO, REALLY.
WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?
456
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:27,334
YOU KNOW WHAT, I--I--
I COULD TAKE SOME CLASSES.
457
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:28,968
I COULD.
THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.
458
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:33,873
YES, YOU COULD.
TONS OF OLD PEOPLE
GO TO THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
459
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,210
OK, A--I AM NOT OLD,
460
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:38,177
AND, B--WATCH IT.
461
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,979
I'M GETTING INTO
A BETTER COLLEGE
THAN YOU DO,
462
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,616
ESPECIALLY AFTER
I KICK YOUR BUTT
ON THE S.A.T.s.
463
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,384
GO FOR IT.
464
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,685
HA HA HA! I'M GONNA
GO TO COLLEGE.
465
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:51,624
AND, UM, AND MAYBE
I'LL JOIN A SORORITY,
AND I WON'T LET YOU IN.
466
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:56,829
WELL, SORORITIES
ARE FOR LOSERS.
467
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,332
I'LL GET IN.
468
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,967
YOU WANT TO GET
SOME ICE CREAM OR SOMETHING?
469
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,272
GET IN THE CAR WITH YOU?
WHAT, DO YOU THINK
I'M CRAZY?
470
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:09,442
OK, I KNOW I TOLD YOU
THAT JACK'S A PERSON,
JUST LIKE US,
471
00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:10,310
BUT, IN TRUTH, HE'S--
472
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:13,613
HE'S A RUDE GUY
WITH A LOT OF PROBLEMS.
473
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,414
BUT YOU SAID THAT--
474
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:17,650
I KNOW. I KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
475
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,319
BUT HIS PROBLEMS ARE BIG,
476
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:21,988
AND WE CAN'T
SOLVE THEM HERE,
NOT IN OUR HOME.
477
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:25,658
BUT I'M PROUD OF YOU, OK,
FOR WANTING TO HELP.
478
00:20:25,692 --> 00:20:26,559
I DO.
WELL, GOOD.
479
00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,528
HOW ABOUT WE VOLUNTEER
AT THE SOUP KITCHEN
480
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,362
ON SATURDAY MORNING?
481
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:31,998
I WATCH CARTOONS
ON SATURDAY MORNINGS.
482
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,466
HEY, CHIEF,
483
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,435
WHEN THE REDHEAD
GOES TO COLLEGE,
484
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:37,003
I CALL DIBS
ON HER ROOM.
485
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,471
UH-UH, JACK.
486
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,171
NO DIBS.
487
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,907
IT'S TIME FOR
YOU TO GO, MAN.
488
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,675
OH, MAN.
489
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,443
BUT HOLD ON A SECOND.
490
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,378
HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO MAKE SOME MONEY?
491
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,013
NOT FROM MY ORGANS.
I NEED MY ORGANS.
492
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,682
WHAT POSSIBLE USE
WOULD I HAVE
WITH YOUR ORGANS?
493
00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:52,319
WELL, THEN,
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
494
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,786
THE HELL YOU DID!
495
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,388
HA HA HA HA!
496
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,889
HEY, HEY, HEY.
497
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,625
WHOA, HEY. YOU MIND
KEEPING IT DOWN?
498
00:20:58,658 --> 00:20:59,559
THE HELL WE WILL.
499
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,593
WE WANT
TO KEEP IT DOWN,
500
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,362
WE'LL GO TO
A BETTER BAR.
501
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,430
HEY, JACK!
502
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:05,932
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE,
CHIEF?
503
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,201
HEY.
504
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:11,771
YOU BOYS PREFER
DIET OR REGULAR?
505
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:13,506
WHAT?
506
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,008
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE
GONNA GO WITH DIET.
507
00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:19,312
HUH?
AAH!
508
00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,347
DAMN RIGHT!
509
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:23,716
HOW MANY DIFFERENT
3-DIGIT NUMBERS
510
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:27,720
BETWEEN 100 AND 1,000
HAVE 5 AS THE 10s DIGIT?
511
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,156
BRAD--
512
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:32,024
WHAT?
I'M TRYING
TO CONCENTRATE HERE.
513
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,060
HEY!
KNOCK IT OFF,
BRAD.
514
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:36,329
WE'VE GOT
A LOT OF GROUND
TO COVER.
515
00:21:36,363 --> 00:21:37,630
SORRY. OK.
516
00:21:37,664 --> 00:21:39,866
THE ANSWER IS 90,
BY THE WAY.
517
00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,033
OH. OK.
518
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:46,038
IF "N" IS AN ODD INTEGER,
WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING
IS EVEN?
519
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:48,808
BRAD, THAT'S MY HAIR.
520
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,843
AH! SORRY.
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