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[NORTH UNITY VILLAGE]

[EAST FLOW VILLAGE]

[SOUTH VICTORY VILLAGE]

[WEST SWING VILLAGE]

[THICKHEADED OX]

Bo...?!

Could I trouble you to drop by my house later on?

Give word to my wife that I--

I... I won't be home for dinner!

Chien! Delegate when our brothers will take turns keeping watch.

Aye!

Men mature and marry; women mature and marry off, right?

What's there to be shy about?

Take a good look now, or you'll end up blaming me!

Thank you. Take care.

No matter what, don't get married over a misunderstanding!

Hey, say something-- Why aren't you talking?

Hey... You're usually so chatty. Why won't you talk to him, huh?

Those two little bastards...

How may I be of service, young masters?

Why have you been keeping a pretty girl from us?

Right. My old man told you to find me a wife. Why don't I have one yet?

Since you were kids, you've always wanted others' toys.

I introduced that girl before. You just didn't like her...!

- Really? - Is that right?

Hey? She's not that hot now that I look at her.

H-hey...?

- I wonder if she knows that one. - Which one?

- The really pretty one! - Who's this? Who are you on about?

- She doesn't know the pretty girls...! - Why wouldn't I know them?

I know everyone in this village. Who is it? Tell me.

What's her name? What's her name, then?

I don't even know her name. I'll see you later.

- Go to hell, you! Jerks... - See you later.

- Introduce the pretty ones to me first. - I know...!

Just who is this girl you were talking about?

Now recite to me Inscription of the Humble Dwelling!

I can stop reciting this one, then?

My instruction too lenient, this teacher's own laziness.

(Over there...!)

Dad, these are my recent paintings.

Take a look.

This is one too.

And this one.

This one's calligraphy.

I'm watching you give a recital-- not looking at your inane scribbles!

Hurry up and recite to me!

Yes, he will recite now. "A mountain"...!

A mountain is only... tall...

If there dwell immortals to give it... Spir-- Name.

Water is only deep, If there dwell a dragon...

to give it spirit!

Table...!

Moss trails...

There be only my virtue's fragrance. Moss trails...

Points...!

What's walking?

- "What's walking"?! - I don't know what's walking...

- Moss trails... - Elder Master, have some tea.

Moss trails...

Up...! Up...!

Up...

The window!

Moss trails up...

Moss trails... up...

What are you two doing?

Just stay there like that-- don't move!

Moss trails up the stairs.

The curtains stained with a grassy hue--

The curtains stained with a grassy hue--

The curtains stained with a grassy hue...

Elder Master, have some green tea.

Green...!

The curtains stained with a grassy hue of green!

- Elder Master-- - You two, stay where you are!

Are you even studying? You couldn't even get the words out of your mouth!

I have hired so many teachers to instruct you.

Every line came out like a broken worm! I want you to start again from the top!

- Recite it back to me! Now! - I'll... recite, Dad. I'll recite it back...

'Back'? 'Back'?!

- What have you been teaching my son?! - My apologies!

You two, clowning around in the background!

You're not having dinner tonight!

If you can't recite it today, you're never going out again!

Recite now!

Dad, I can't recite with you staring at me.

Ridiculous!

A mountain is only tall, if there dwell immortals to give it name.

Water is only deep, if there dwell a dragon to give it spirit.

Such is this humble dwelling; there be only my virtue's fragrance--

Moss trails up the stairs;

The curtains stained with a grassy hue of green.

In conversation and laughter is erudition; In such exchange are no plebeians.

One can manage their period.

Is this how you taught him Inscription of the Humble Dwelling?!

- I didn't! - No, dad!

It's "One can pluck at the zither, study the golden scriptures", dad.

"Study the golden scriptures".

No silk and bamboo to offend the ears; No slaving over official documents.

You cheated! You think I didn't know!

I didn't, dad. Take a look...!

Those looks! I saw through it right from the start!

Don't move, you two!

Dad?

From now on, I'll study hard and not anger elders like you.

That better be true.

[I WILL NEVER GET INTO FIGHTS AGAIN]

Deputy Chief Steward, are you really leaving?

Yes.

Why not leave after we've split the money from the national treasures?

I do not want any of that money.

You can have my share.

Deputy Chief Steward, we also don't want that money.

You spoke the truth... Those all belong to the Chinese people.

Inform all the brothers: Find him no matter what!

[REFEREE]

[INVINCIBLE ADVANCING BRAVES]

[39: LOWEST LOW]

[37: LOWEST LOW]

[I WILL NEVER PLAY WITH MY CANNON AGAIN]

(Actors Roster)

MICHAEL CHAN (Special Guest),

HWANG IN-SHIK, KWON YEONG-MUN, TAI BO, CHENG KANG-YEH, ANNA NG,

FUNG HAK-ON, WU CHIA-HSIANG, FUNG FUNG, HO KAM-KONG, CHENG MANG-HA,

DANNY CHOW, BRUCE TONG, CHAN KIN-CHIU, CHEUNG LUNG-YING, WONG KAM-KWAN,

EDDIE LI, BENNY LAI, WONG CHUEN-YIU, PENG KANG

(Crew Roster)

Screenplay: BARRY WONG, EDWARD TANG

Production Managers: PENG CHANG-KUEI, TONG TIN-SHU

Assistant Directors: EDWARD TANG, ANGELA CHAN

Martial Arts Choreography: JACKIE CHAN,

JACKIE CHAN'S STUNTMEN ASSOCIATION, FUNG HAK-ON, COREY YUEN

Editing: PETER CHEUNG

Music: FRANKIE CHAN

Music Arrangement: PHILIP CHAN FEI-LIT

Sound Recording: CHOW SHAO-LUNG

Sound Mixers: WONG PING, DING YUE

Cinematography: CHRIS CHEN, CHAN CHUNG-YUEN, CHEN JUNG-SHU

Assistant Director of Photography: STEPHEN POON

Lighting: CHENG HUI-JAN, CHOI CHI-KAT

Props: WONG SHUN-CHANG

Costumes: YUE MAN-WAH

Makeup: SIMON CHAN, CHEUNG SAU-YUE

Sets: MAI HO

Set Design: CHIN SAM

Production Assistant: WANG MEI

Stage Managers: LAU KWOK-HEUNG, CHEUNG YIU-LEUNG

Continuity: EDWARD TANG

Key Grip: HAU HIN-TAK

Stills: SO SHUN-WING, CHAN YUK

Special Thanks: TAIPEI HUKOU MOBILE TANK UNIT,

ALL TAIWANESE STUNTMEN, TOM LEE MUSIC

Production Company: LO WEI MOTION PICTURE CO, LTD

Filming Company: AUTHORITY FILMS LTD

Prints: CINE ART LABORATORY LTD