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[crickets chittering]

[suspenseful music playing]

[alarm blaring]

An asteroid?

-[device bleeps] -Astronomer's log.

An asteroid seems to have appeared in our solar system.

I am concerned about its trajectory.

I need to calculate the...

[gasps] Huh?

A second anomaly?

It's coming right at the Earth with incredible velocity.

I must be looking at...

a UFO?

[panting]

[gasps]

[dramatic music playing]

[sizzling]

[gasps]

-[engine starting] -[tires screeching]

Come on!

[gasps]

[eerie music playing]

[scientist screaming]

-[upbeat music playing] -[man scatting]

Well, now, who do we have here?

Porky Pig and Daffy Duck.

[scatting continues]

Walk over to Farmer Jim, boys!

[babbling] Whoa!

Hoo, woo-hoo!

And so, Gabby Goat kept smiling and dancing.

Gabby was so happy that he--

[stuttering] He decided to play with his friend.

♪ That is the... ♪ [scatting]

All right. Let 'er rip, Pork-O!

Woo-hoe'.!

♪ That's it ♪ [scatting]

[Daffy Duck laughing]

[laughing]

Happy B-B-birthday, Daffy!

Oh, Porky! It's beautiful!

-Let's try it out! -[objects crashing]

[Porky Pig] Aw, I'm glad you like it.

All right. I know you can do it.

[Porky Pig] Oh, whoa...

[Farmer Jim] That a boy, Porky!

Your turn now, Daffy.

Huh?

Look, Pa. No training wheels! Woo-hoo!

That is one looney duck.

[school bell ringing]

Oh!

Oink-oink, pig boy! [laughing]

[snarling]

[scatting continues]

[laughing]

-Huh? Argh! -[egg smashing]

Eh, D-D-Daffy, are you sure this is a good--

[imitates engine] Woo-hoo!

[laughing]

♪ Yeah... ♪ [scatting]

Can I go back to my room now?

♪ Looking good I♪

♪ That is the... ♪ [scatting]

[Farmer Jim] Listen here, boys.

The world can be a cruel place.

But as long as you two stick together,

you'll be all right.

Oh, and one more thing.

Don't forget to take care of your home.

Farmer Jim, he's G-G-gone!

It's okay, pal. Let it all out.

[both sobbing]

[rooster crowing]

[Yawns]

[chirping]

Why, hello there, little birdie.

Now let's see what's on the calendar for today.

Annual Home Standards Review?

Oh, I didn't re-re-realize that was today.

I'd better wake up Daffy.

-[snoring] -Daffy, wake up.

Wake up, Daffy.

You won't... you won't take me alive...

What are you?

Oh, Daffy. It's... [stuttering]

[screams]

Daffy, wake up!

[gasping, coughing]

[yelling] The subterranean spider-people are real,

I tell you!

Oh, morning, Porky.

What's with the early wake-up call?

Today's our Annual Home Standards Review.

Ah, yes, the good old Annual Home Standards Review.

What is that again?

[sighs]

[Porky Pig] We talked about this before.

This is the day when an inspector comes

to make sure our house

is living up to community standards.

Okay.

As long as we're done before

Extraterrestrial Cover-ups comes on TV.

Yeah, well, don't worry.

I made a checklist of everything we need to do.

I think we'll get it done.

Okey dokey, Porky.

Let's get crack-a-lacking'.

Okay, first things first.

Grass must not appear dead and brown.

Check!

Well, we got that covered.

Wooden steps must be free from holes,

and safe to walk on.

That should work.

Check.

Gotta make sure the gutters are fully functional.

And free of sludge.

[screams]

Yard waste must be--

Eradicated!

Must make sure there are no cracks

on the W-W-walkway.

Daffy, I said no cracks.

Oh! [laughs sheepishly] Sorry.

Well, Porky, we're all finished.

Here's to passing this inspection

and living another year just the way we like it.

[creaking]

Yeah, J-J-just the way "we" like it.

[tires screeching]

[scoffs] Hmm.

Don't worry, chum.

I'll handle this middle-aged busybody.

Hello there, Miss Inspector Lady.

I'm sure you'll find that our humble abode

meets your specifications.

Feel free to inspect as you please.

Hmm? Yes.

I suppose everything seems satisfactory...

with the exception of... [chuckles]

...your roof!

[both] Our roof?

[chirps]

[both] There's a giant hole in our roof!

That is what we call a code violation,

and it breaks the law.

If you do not have a functioning roof

within ten days, this property will be condemned,

seized by the authorities, demolished.

And this ungodly eyesore will be eliminated

from our the perfect neighborhood once and for all!

-[both] Demolished? -What?

[chuckles] You heard right.

No roof, no home.

Gee whiz, she's ruthless.

Well, at least I'm not "roofless."

[grunting]

[panting]

-Good luck... -[engine starting]

...losers!

-[tires screeching] -[inspector laughing]

[birds chirping]

Shoo! Shoo, you lousy birds!

This is horrible.

How did we not notice this giant hole in our roof?

I don't know.

But we can't survive if we lose our home.

What would Farmer Jim think of this?

This will not stand.

We must investigate.

Hmm.

Giant hole. Missing roof.

Uh-huh, mm-hmm.

What's this?

Ew!

Hey, Porkman, what do you make of all this?

It's probably related to the termite problem

we've been putting off.

[wood cracking]

Yeah, termites explain the hole, all right.

But what about this goo?

Well, that's easy.

We also have a serious M-M-mold infestation.

Oh! I was gonna say inter-dimensional ectoplasm,

but I guess you're right.

[Porky Pig] Well, here it is,

our entire life savings.

[coins clinking]

All right!

This should be more than enough.

That is nowhere near enough.

Call me when you two chump-change cheapskates

get your hands on some real money.

Hmph!

Oh! jeez!

What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?

Daffy, calm down.

There is one thing we can do.

Wait for a stimulus check?

No.

Get a job.

A job?

You mean like work?

Yeah, a J-J-job.

That way, we can earn some money

to pay off our roof repair.

But we've never worked a day in our lives.

Well, now is a good time to start.

Besides a little re-re-responsibility

and good old-fashioned hard work might do us good.

Yeah, a job.

There's no possible way

two capable characters like us

could screw that up.

[theme music playing]

Hey, this paper boy job is a piece of... [stuttering]

It's easy!

And it's about to get even easier,

thanks to my pedal-powered periodical projectile pusher.

-Daffy, I don't think-- -[Daffy Duck] Woo-hoo!

-Daffy, no! -Woo-hoo!

[man] Fired!

Welcome to Beans Brew Coffee.

Can I take your order?

Can I get a medium triple-mocha sugar-free latte,

non-fat, non-dairy, light creamer,

easy ice, upside down, extra whip,

half teaspoon of vanilla sweetener,

a dusting of cinnamon,

a quarter-full, room for milk--

We serve coffee here! What you trying to pull, huh?

Who are you? What are you after anyways?

Are we being filmed?

[man] Fired!

Don't worry, sir.

Our rideshare service

will have you to the airport in no time.

[neighing]

A bottle of water, sir?

Just hop on the landing gear!

It's perfectly safe!

You got this!

[whooshing]

[Porky Pig] Bon voyage!

And don't forget to give us a "like."

[client screaming]

-[horse neighs] -[man] You are fired!

Fired! Fired!

Fired!

{baby crying] {man} Fired!

Fired! Fired! Fired!

Do you really think

we can make money being influences?

Of course we can.

All we need is the right look.

[inhales deeply]

[hip-hop music playing]

Did we get a million views

and make some roof money?

[woman on app] You're canceled.

Boy, that really blew up in our face--

-[theme music playing] -[stuttering]

That's all, folks!

[theme music ends]

-[pops] -[air hissing]

[thunderclap]

[Porky Pig] Oh, D-D-Daffy,

what are we gonna do?

We're gonna lose our home!

We've gotta stay positive, Porky.

We still have two days.

That's plenty of time to turn things around.

Shakes are on the house, boys.

It looks like you both could use some cheering up.

See, things are already turning around.

What did Farmer Jim say?

"As long as we stick together, we'll be all right."

I suppose so.

Trust me,

the right opportunity is bound to come our way

sooner or later.

-[slurping] -[door bell ringing]

I got it.

Maybe we can get into underground fighting.

[voice fading] I can train you.

I mean, how hard could it be?

Or maybe we can be delivery drivers.

I hear they have great benefits.

And then, once we finish night school,

we could teach English to foreigners.

[sweeping music playing]

-[boots squeaking] -Or maybe we could get jobs

as animation executives.

-[voice fading] -[music continues]

[metal squeaking]

[thuds]

Porky, you listening to me?

Ah!

I see what you're looking at.

Mmmmm.

Boy, does that look delicious.

I bet you want a piece of that, eh, buddy? [laughs]

Hmm? Huh? Hmm? I gotcha.

Daffy. no!

Let me do the talking. You do the watching,

and I'll get you some of that tasty dish.

-Daffy! Please! {suspenseful music playing]

-[music stops] -Hey, Joe,

how about a slice of that cherry pie

for my friend over there?

Oh, no, I don't need any pie.

Thank you. [laughing nervously]

Guess he changed his mind.

He sure has a moody appetite.

Maybe it's a pig thing.

Uh, no offense.

Say, I don't think I've seen you around here before.

I'm Daffy Duck.

Hi, I'm Petunia Pig.

Nice to meet you.

That indecisive scatterbrain over there

is my BFF, Porky Pig.

Uh, hi. [chuckling nervously]

Say, would you like to join us in our booth?

We can always use the extra company.

Sure! Nice to meet you both.

So, are you just dropping in for a cup of coffee?

Uh, yes. I mean, no.

Well, actually, more like flavor sampling.

[gargling]

[gulps]

I'm a flavor scientist at the gum factory.

So, are you in charge of that new flavor

everyone is so excited about?

Super Strongberry?

Ugh! No way.

Between us, it's just the same old flavor,

only repackaged with a "Strong" in front of it.

You know, you've got to take risks

if you want to make something really good.

Me, I'm on the quest

to make the world's most perfect flavor.

[clanking]

I'm close. Really close.

But I haven't quite cracked it yet.

Question is, could this coffee

be the missing ingredient...

[squeaks, dings]

Uh, you... you wouldn't want to happen to--

Ooh! Let me try.

Ah, yes. Mmm.

How does it taste?

Very fruity.

Any tingling? Shortness of breath?

Sweeter than I expected.

All right, he hasn't turned green yet. That's good.

Though I can't quite pinpoint...

the aftertaste.

[clanging]

Wow, that was crazy!

How did you do that?

Huh? [chuckles] It's nothing, really.

Just a series of chemical reactions

that lead to a crazy explosion, but not a literal explosion,

a flavor explosion.

That's what I'm trying to achieve.

Anyway. What do you guys do?

Absolutely nothing.

We can't even hold down a job for more than--

Actually, we're in the middle of a career transition.

It's just that people don't appreciate

our specialized skill set.

Tell me about it.

People are so set in their ways.

They're just afraid of the unknown.

Not us. We're not afraid of nothing.

We're a couple of old-fashioned risk-takers.

You know, it would be great

to have a couple of like-minded allies at the factory.

And I know they're hiring extra workers

to help with the new Super Strongberry rollout.

If you're interested.

-Interested? -We'd love to!

Great. I'll see what I can do.

Come on by tomorrow morning.

Why, this is just the opportunity

we've been waiting for.

Woo-hoe'.!

[cell phone ringing]

Oh, sorry to cut things short, guys,

but I have some rotting eggs to check on.

I'll see you guys tomorrow.

-Bye! Nice meeting you. -[Porky Pig] So long.

[stutters] Thanks again.

See, Porky?

As long as we stick together, we'll be all right.

[thunder rumbling]

[suspenseful music playing]

[thunderclap]

[eerie music playing]

[laughing maniacally]

Okay, the job's pretty simple.

You push the button, you pull the crank.

Mess up once and you're fired.

So just to clarify...

This crank here?

It's the only crank in the building, Einstein.

Okay, Daffy.

You heard what the man said.

I'm gonna push this button.

And I'm gonna smash the crank.

Daffy. no!

You're supposed to P-P-pull the crank.

Oh!

That's right, I forgot.

Pull the crank.

Okay. Off to a good start.

Push the button.

And pull the crank.

Push the button.

And pull the crank.

-Push the button. -And pull the crank.

Push the button.

And pull the crank.

Push the button.

And pull the crank.

-Push the button. -And pull the crank.

[upbeat jazz music playing]

[female singers vocalizing]

-[music stops] -[whistle blows]

Congratulations on completing your first successful shift.

[muttering] Not that that's any sort of accomplishment.

Thanks, Mr. Bossman.

I can't believe it.

We're actually working well together.

Amazing, isn't it?

I think we've finally found our calling

as entry-level factory workers.

And if we keep this up,

we'll have enough money to fix our roof in no time.

Yeah, as long as the plot doesn't twist.

[dramatic music playing]

[Petunia Pig hums cheerfully]

Hey, Daffy.

I'm gonna G-G-grab a quick refreshment.

Sounds good, pal.

Hmm.

Maybe I'll try to meet some new people.

Hey, you seem like the friendly type.

Care to go back and forth about the weather with me?

Mister?

Chew!

"Chew"?

Is that some sort of gum factory employee greeting?

You know, because chewing gum... [laughs]

Sheesh!

I thought everyone here was friendly.

[gasps]

That looks exactly like the goo from the roof.

Something's screwy about that fella.

And I know screwy.

Hoo-hoo!

Hmm. I wonder if this could work.

[munching]

Hey, Petunia, anybody ever tell you

that sponges are for cleaning and not for eating?

-[all laughing] -[woman] What a freak!

Hmm! [mumbling indistinctly]

Whatever.

Come on, guys.

We better leave before she blows up the break room again.

-Have fun with your new flavor. -[all laughing]

At least it's not another boring berry reboot.

[man] What a nerd!

Yuck! What a bunch of corporate drones.

Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah. Squid ink.

Blue mugs!

Oh, hey, Porky.

How's it going?

Sorry. I didn't mean to startle you.

I just noticed, we both have B-B-blue mugs.

Oh, yeah. [giggles] Matching mugs.

[sighs]

So are you D-D-doing some more tests on coffee?

No. Um, actually, I made some dandelion squid ink tea.

Wanna try?

Oh, I'd love to!

[slurps]

[gulps]

It T-T-tastes delicious.

Whoa!

[laughing] It's okay, Porky.

Thanks for offering up your taste buds.

[hiccupping] Excuse me.

I don't mind, Petunia.

You can tickle my taste buds anytime you want.

Huh?

Oh! Uh, for science, of course. [laughing nervously]

Oh, right. For science, of course,

You know, Porky,

I'm really glad you started working here.

It's nice to make a new fr-fr-fr... [stuttering]

Oh, you mean make a new, eh, fr-fr-fr... [stuttering]

[both stuttering]

[both]...acquaintance!

[both laughing]

[both sigh]

Yeah, sorry.

I tend to stutter when I get a little nervous.

Oh, no need to apologize.

I stutter even when I'm not a-a-a-eh-anxious.

[sighs]

[suspenseful music playing]

[beeping]

[trilling]

[beeping]

-[keypad buzzes] -[beeping continuously]

[bubbling, sloshing]

[eerie music playing]

[beeping]

[dramatic music playing]

[inaudible]

A-ha!

-[thunderclap] -[nervously] Oh!

[music stops]

[man on tape] ...right at the Earth with incredible velocity.

I must be looking at... a UFO!

[tape whirring]

[suspenseful music playing]

What in the world is going on here?

[suspenseful music crescendoes]

[bubbling]

[scientist] Chew...

[The Invader] That's a good little chew toy.

It's time for the next phase of my plan.

Soon this tangy, juicy gum

will force the doomed inhabitants

of this helpless little planet

to bow before me,

and my superior intellect.

Then, I will take their most precious resource

and make it all mine!

[laughing maniacally]

[coughing]

[resumes laughing maniacally]

[eerie music playing]

["Chewy Chewy" by Ohio Express playing]

♪ Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy Chewy, chewy, chewy, baby ♪

♪ And I'm 'bout to get you Wrapped up so very fine ♪

♪ Chewy, chewy, chewy, chewy Chewy, chewy, chewy, baby ♪

♪ Ooey, gooey Chewy Chew me out of my mind ♪

♪ Ah, ooh, I love to kiss her ♪

♪ Love to hold her Love to miss her ♪

♪ Love to scold her Love to love her like I do ♪

♪ Ooey little Chewy ♪

♪ Don't know what you doin' to me ♪

♪ But you do it to me What I want you to ♪

[song stops]

[Mayor] Well, Chewy, Mrs. Grecht.

The new flavor celebration

is looking absolutely splendid!

Thank you, Mr. Mayor.

But splendid would be

if we can get the banner straight!

And where is our gum shipment?

People will be here shortly.

[tires screeching]

Well, it's about time!

I'd like those boxes placed orderly.

[Chewy] Is she always like this?

Yes, she is.

Well, it was really nice talking to you, Porky.

I guess I gotta get back to the flavor lab.

Yeah, and I got some buttons to push.

[loudspeaker beeping]

[manager] Attention, all gum factory employees.

A reminder that our new Super Strongberry

global gum launch will start with a kickoff celebration

today at four o'clock outside of City Hall.

[kazoo plays celebratory note]

Eh, say, Petunia,

would you maybe wanna go with me

to the Super Strongberry celebration?

You know, to support the ne-ne-new flavor?

[laughing] Support that new flavor?

Oh, that is the last thing I want to do.

But I'd love to go and hang out with you.

Really?

Yeah. Let's meet out front before.

Okay, great.

Porky!

Thank goodness I found you.

I don't want to alarm you,

but there are some incredibly strange

and wildly conspiratorial things

happening to this very factory

as we speak!

What strange things?

Oh... Hello again.

Uh, Daffy, what in the world are you talking about?

Oh, I'll tell you.

[yelling] The goo from our roof is here!

[Porky Pig laughing nervously]

Now, I thought I told you

not to make inside jokes at the, uh, W-W-W-workplace.

-Excuse us. -[man] Huh?

[Porky Pig] We're gonna get some fresh air.

Uh, [chuckling awkwardly] okay.

[Porky Pig] See you after work!

Now, you listen here, Daffy.

These conspiracy theories of yours

are gonna get us into T-T-trouble!

If we want to fix our roof and save the house,

you gotta keep this, eh, O-o-crazy talk to yourself!

Why don't you go for a walk and cool down?

And please, promise not to yell out anything looney.

-[stutters] But-- But-- -[door slams]

[melancholy music playing]

Yeah, yeah. Maybe Porky is right.

I just gotta take a walk and cool down.

There's nothing strange going on.

People just want to celebrate and show their town pride.

Yeah, hanging out,

playing games,

and buying some gum.

-Hey, is that the new flavor? -Sure is.

Arrived just in time for today's celebration.

Well, I'm just gonna have to give that a chew.

Chew?

Chew...

[man] Mmm.

Chew...

[gasps]

Oh! A bit gooier than I imagined.

Chew...

[stammers] Goo? Chew?

-Chew... -[girl] Chew!

All right, sister!

Spit that chewing gum out!

Hello?

That gum just blinked.

-And now it's looking at me. -Chew'?

Chew!

What do you want?

I gotta do something about this.

[exclaims] What is that? A duck?

How does it know?

He'll ruin everything!

-[Pops] -What the--

[groans]

Get me another-- [screams]

Ow! Ow! Ow!

-Chew, chew. -Don't touch me!

Get me another visual!

Chew, chew, chew!

[groans]

[Daffy Duck screaming]

Help! The gum is watching us!

It's doing things to people's minds!

Crazy duck!

Can't you see what's going on?

It's the new Goodie Gum flavor!

It's changing people!

Please, stay away from us!

This duck is a buffoon.

No one will ever take him seriously.

He poses no threat to my plan,

so let him "chew" his way out of danger.

[slurps]

[grumbles]

Chew.

Stop the wedding!

The gum has evil goo in it!

[Mayor] Welcome, Townspeople!

We've got plenty of free samples

of the new Super Strongberry gum for everyone!

[gasps] I gotta warn everybody!

I gotta warn them all!

[pants] It's the gum!

[screams] It's the gum!

[Mayor] All right! Now, to kick off this celebration

with Grandview’s very own Gary and the Gumballs!

What's up, Grandview?

-Who's ready to chew? -Nobody!

[all exclaiming]

Citizens of Grandview,

the new Goodie Gum is turning everyone into zombies!

Uh, is... is this part of the show?

[cheerful music playing]

What? A hysterical, naked duck at the event?

I gotta see this.

[gasps] D-D-Daffy!

[humming]

Hmm.

I hope Porky's here soon.

Please, don't do something crazy!

Please-- Oh!

I'm not doing something crazy!

-[screams] Daffy! -That duck is crazy.

-[Porky Pig] What're you doing? -Are you seeing this?

The gum, it takes over your mind!

Excuse me. Our home! Our jobs!

I saw it in the factory!

A strange man was putting goo into the gum!

-Now, now. -There's a zombie right now!

Don't be fooled by their common appearance.

The broken, slouching stature!

These big, fake eyebrows that easily...

-Come... off! -What are you doing?

{Pips} .398?

Daffy!

[stutters] Don't do this!

This entire getup is obviously a disguise!

-[audience gasping] -Oh, no!

Covering their...

slimy...

interior?

Uh...

[chuckles nervously]

Hoo!

[grunting]

-[chain clinking] -[slams]

[melancholy music playing]

Well, I hope you're happy, Daffy.

You got us fired

from the only job we were good at.

You R-R-ruined my date with Petunia.

And now we're down to our last nickel

because I had to use our roof savings

to bail you out of j-j-jail!

What's next?

But, Porky, this is bigger than our roof problems.

You have to believe me.

Something is definitely going on with the gum.

Oh, is that so?

Something going on with the gum, huh?

Yeah, I'm telling ya!

It's doing something crazy to people's brains.

[stutters] Well, maybe I just gotta show you

how crazy you sound.

One stick of Super Strongberry gum, please.

Porky, no!

[dramatic music playing]

[gasps]

I'm tired of chewing you out,

so I'm going to chew this myself.

Porky, wait!

Don't chew it! It's dangerous!

Daffy, stop! It's for your own good!

-No! No! No! -Let go!

-I won't let you chew! -[Porky Pig] Cut it out!

Stop! [screams]

[groans softly]

What happened? Huh?

Porky?

What the heck are you doing?

And what happened today?

[muffled]

My apologies, Petunia.

-I was trying to-- -Hey, wait a minute.

You're a nerdy scientist.

Can you help us figure out what's wrong with this gum?

What's wrong with it?

[chuckles] What's not wrong with it?

First off, it's generic, unimaginative, not to mention--

No, no, no! You don't understand.

Whenever people chew this, they turn into zombies.

Well, if it means I get to show the world

how horrible that flavor is, count me in.

With my state-of-the-art flavor testing equipment,

I should be able to figure out

if this gum has been compromised.

And initiating chew sequence.

[suspenseful music playing]

[beeps]

Chew!

Uh... Chew?

[liquid bubbling]

-Chew! Chew, chew, chew! -[glass breaking]

Oh! What is it now?

I told you never disturb my "me“ time.

Chew, chew, chew!

Fine. Bring it here.

Chop-chop! Hurry up! Come on.

Whoa! Chew!

Chew! Chew, chew, chew...

[glass continues breaking in distance]

Chew, chew.

Eight billion people on the planet,

and I get stuck with the stupidest one!

Chew.

No biological host?

Nothing seems to be happening.

It's that duck again.

What's this?

He's joined by some ham-fisted friends?

Hmm. Maybe I underestimated you.

I can't allow you to discover my plan, now can I?

[suspenseful music playing]

Well, so much for my theory, huh?

Yep. Nothing remarkable about this gum.

Just another dull, uninspired, lackluster--

[stutters] Guys?

[dramatic music playing]

-Oh.

Gum!

[dramatic music playing]

[growls]

[roars]

Problem solved.

Now, get out of here!

And don't interrupt me again.

Wait!

On second thought,

I have something I need you to do.

[roars]

I hope that shatterproof glass can withstand the abuse.

Well, technically, shatterproof glass

can withstand 24,000 pounds

per square inch without breaking.

Oh, thank goodness.

But that's not shatterproof glass.

-[glass breaking] -[roars]

Mother!

[all screaming]

Aah! Oh!

[screams]

[screaming]

[roars]

[exclaiming]

This way!

[all screaming]

[wails]

[both] Shh!

Daffy! You're gonna get us caught.

[heart thumping loudly]

[creature roaring]

[growls]

Where did it go?

Shh!

-[Petunia Pig gasps] -[whimpers]

[teeth chattering]

Porky, Petunia-- Whoa!

[both] Daffy!

Whatever you do, don't let it in your mouth!

[Daffy Duck screaming]

A little" Ha!

Help... [groans]

Would be-- [grunts]

Nice!

Sooner rather than later, please!

[stutters] We gotta help him!

Oh! Where is it?

-I know it's here somewhere. -[Daffy Duck struggling]

Where is it? Where is it? Ah...

I barely even know you.

Chew on this!

[creature screaming in pain]

Get it off me! Get it off me!

Get it off me! Get it off me!

Grab me the citric acid and the mentholated mint!

It's our only chance!

Which one is it?

[Petunia Pig] Red and blue!

-Got it! -Now, mix them together!

Get it off me! Get it off me! Get it off!

[growls]

D-D-Done!

Throw it!

[roars]

[gulping]

[explodes]

[Daffy Duck] Get it off me! Get it off me!

Get it off me! Get it off me!

Oh. Is it over?

I don't know what's in this gum,

but whatever it is, it's not from this world.

[screeches]

Ooh, I wonder what it tastes like.

[Daffy Duck] Petunia!

Well, that's enough alien-infected gum for one day.

-Time to get the heck out of-- -[all gasping]

[zombies groaning]

Chew!

Chew.

Oh, boy! Gum!

Chew...

[all gasp]

They're everywhere.

Quick, turn out the lights!

Close the curtains!

And lower your voices!

[growling] Chew!

[all] Phew!

[Daffy Duck] It was nice knowing you guys.

Now, who gets what?

It's already infected everyone in town.

And that new flavor was a global roll out.

Then at this rate,

it's probably spread across the entire--

[both stuttering] Planet!

[both gulping]

[stutters] You know, we can't just sit here and do nothing

while the whole town gets taken over.

I just realized, I don't actually own anything.

That is, except for half of our house.

Pork man.

If they get to me first,

you can have the house,

and remember to take good care of it

like Farmer Jim wanted.

Our house. Our promise to Farmer Jim.

["Everything I Do" by Bryan Adams playing]

♪ Look into my eyes ♪

♪ You will see ♪

♪ What you mean to me ♪

♪ Search your heart ♪

♪ Search your soul ♪

♪ And when you find me there ♪

♪ You'll search no more

♪ Don't tell me it's not worth tr yin' for ♪

[deep voice] Don't forget to take care of your home.

♪ You can't tell me... ♪

[Daffy Duck] Porky!

Earth to Porky! Are you having a flashback?

[Snaps fingers]

[stutters] Yeah.

Guys, we have to fight.

Right here, right now.

[stutters] Because we have something worth fighting for.

Like saving our home.

And saving our town!

And saving the W-W-world!

And saving everyone's taste buds,

so that they can try new flavors

that will blow their minds!

We might not be the best people for the job.

After all, Porky,

you're soft, you're a coward, and you stutter.

And, Petunia,

You're weird.

You lick stuff that should never be licked.

And you're a nerd!

And me? Well, I'm just plain looney.

But none of that matters!

Because when the chips are down

and the gum zombies are chewing,

we will rise to the occasion and go out there

and kick some gum zombie butts!

-Woo-hoo! -Yeah! Let's do it!

But first, we need a plan.

First things first.

Can't reverse an invasion on an empty stomach.

That's what I always say.

Mmm.

If chewing the gum turns people,

how do we get them...

[swallows]...to S-S-stop?

Yeah. How do we undo the chew?

Hey, anyone want some hot sauce?

Oh, no! That's not hot sauce.

That's--

[sniff ft]

[both gagging]

[chuckles] My rotten egg extract.

Thought it would be a perfect flavor compliment

in a yeasty garlic gum base,

but everyone gags when they smell it.

Porky, are you stinkin' what I'm stinkin'?

Eggs-actly.

Say, Petunia, any chance you can make more of this stuff?

Does glutamic acid salt

make flavor pop and become more intense?

That means "yes."

[mysterious music playing]

Here it goes.

[mysterious music continues]

[squeaking]

[groans softly]

Wow, that worked great!

All right. We're really gonna do it!

Two pigs and a duck!

Stinkin', singein', and savin' lives!

I just want to know what kind of firepower

this sucker is packing.

Careful, Daffy. It has a sensitive--

Trigger.

Daffy! Be careful with that thing.

Oh!

Don't worry! I'll put it out.

Woo-hoo!. Woo-hoo! Oops, it's spreading.

Daffy, try the extinguisher!

Huh? Oh, yeah. Just gotta break the glass.

-Oh, Daffy. -[Daffy Duck screaming]

I think I got it. Whoa! Oh!

[crashing]

I'll just go get us some more eggs from my storage closet.

-[Daffy Duck laughing] -Eggs...

Okay. Situation is under control.

Yeah, I'm gonna go help Petunia out with those eggs.

Sounds good, Pork.

Aah!

[stutters] Oh, don't worry. I'll go get the eggs.

Oh, um, okay. I'll go top off my propane tank then.

[Daffy Duck] And that! Spit it out, you...

[dramatic music playing]

[Daffy Duck continues indistinctly]

Boy, I can't wait to get out there.

[stutters] Actually, Daffy,

it turns out we're all out of eggs.

[stutters] We need you to stay here in the lab

and lay more to fill our gas cans.

Yes, sir. Lay the--

La)! the eggs?

Yep. I checked everywhere.

[stutters] I can't believe we're fresh out.

Can't we just get some from the store?

It's too dangerous out there, Daffy.

But I thought Farmer Jim said--

Now, this is an important job, Daffy.

You're the only one who can l-l-lay the eggs.

We need you. Here.

Well, okay.

I guess I gotta do my part.

[Petunia Pig] Come on, you guys.

Time to save the world!

[Porky Pig stutters] Thanks, Daffy.

Just stay here and lay those eggs, okay?

[door slams]

Okay, cool.

You guys have fun saving the world without me.

-[grunts] -[pops]

Where's Daffy?

Oh, he's gonna hang back and help with the eggs.

[laughs] Are you ready, Petunia?

You gas 'em, I'll blast 'em.

[sweeping music playing]

Chew...

[gags]

[groans] What happened to me?

You were infected by an alien mind-control gum.

See ya!

[zombies groaning]

[all retching]

[mysterious music playing]

[door opens]

Chew!

Finally! Let me have it.

Oh, sweet resource.

You are indeed most precious.

Hmm...

No.

What the-- What is this?

Are you kidding me?

Why did you buy so many novelty teeth?

[laughs] Chew.

You imbecile!

You were supposed to get me one thing!

[suspenseful music playing]

What? The number of controlled is dropping abruptly?

-[crashing] -How is that possible?

I'll figure this out!

[groans]

Great work, Petunia.

Impossible!

I thought I roasted those pigs!

[grumbles] That's it.

It's time to get rid of them.

Once and for all!

[sinister music playing]

["It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by REM playing]

♪ That's great It starts with an earthquake ♪

♪ Birds and snakes An aeroplane ♪

♪ Lenny Bruce is not afraid ♪

♪ Eye of a hurricane Listen to yourself churn ♪

♪ World serves its own needs ♪

♪ Don't mis-serve your own needs ♪

♪ Speed it up a notch Speak, grunt, no, strength ♪

♪ The ladder starts to clatter ♪

♪ With fear, fight Down, height ♪

♪ Uh-oh, overflow, population Common group ♪

♪ But it'll do, save yourself Serve yourself ♪

♪ World serves its own needs Listen to your heart bleed ♪

♪ Tell me with the Rapture ♪

♪ And the reverent In the right, right ♪

♪ You vitriolic, patriotic Slam fight, bright light ♪

♪ Feeling pretty psyched ♪

♪ It's the end of the world as we know it ♪

♪ And I feel fine ♪

♪ Six o'clock, TV hour ♪

♪ Don't get caught in foreign tower ♪

♪ Slash and burn, return Listen to yourself churn ♪

♪ Lock him in uniform ♪

♪ Book-burning, bloodletting ♪

♪ Every motive escalate Automotive incinerate ♪

♪ Light a candle Light a motive ♪

♪ Step down, step down ♪

♪ Watch your heel Crush, crush, uh-oh ♪

♪ This means no fear, cavalier Renegade and steering clear ♪

♪ A tournament, a tournament A tournament of lies ♪

♪ Offer me solutions Offer me alternatives ♪

♪ And I decline ♪

♪ It's the end of the world as we know it ♪

♪ And I feel fine ♪

♪ I feel fine ♪

♪ It's the end of the world as we know it ♪

[snoring]

[pops]

[exclaims] Who's there?

Oh, yeah.

I'm over here nodding off in a nest,

when really, I should be out there

where all the action is!

Well, no more!

Time for this duck to go...

amuck.

["It's The End Of The World As We Know It" by REM fades]

This is amazing, Porky.

We're really doing it.

I don't know what it is, but when I'm around you,

[stutters] I feel like I'm unstoppable.

You know, I think we make a great--

-[stutters] -You mean a great--

[both stuttering]

-Team! -Couple!

Maybe I, uh, should have said "team."

Well, "couple" doesn't sound bad, either.

Oh. When this is all done,

[stutters] we could, uh, we could--

[Daffy Duck] Make way!

Daffy Duck has entered the game.

[stutters] Daffy!

You're supposed to be laying eggs in the lab.

Don't worry. I took care of it.

[alarm beeping]

Daffy! That wasn't the plan.

Me and Petunia have it under control.

Well, what happened to sticking together?

Besides, you call that under control?

[zombies groaning]

Stand back!

I've got a brand-new move I've been working on.

[stutters] Daffy! You did it again!

Whoa! Since when could they do that?

Since right now.

[mumbles]

[zombies grunting]

Well, looks like we're totally defenseless now.

Oh, no!

I have you right where I want you.

[zombies grunting]

What do we do now?

[screams] Run!

[dramatic music playing]

Quick, up there!

[all panting]

Huh?

[yelling]

[lively music playing]

Slide down.

Trust me, it's perfectly--

[crashes]

Don't worry about that.

You can still make the jump.

I'll-- Oh! Oh! Whoa!

I'll catch ya!

What are you waiting for?

[zombies groaning]

Trust me!

[stutters] Trust you?

Just jump!

[Porky Pig] No.

[stutters] I don't think Daffy can catch us.

Well, you're just gonna have to try!

[screams]

What took you so long?

[Petunia Pig] Porky!

Catch me!

[stutters] I got you!

[triumphant music playing]

[grunts] Aah!

[Petunia Pig] Porky!

[stutters] Petunia!

I waited too long.

[stutters] She's gone because of me.

-Come on, pal. We gotta go. -Oh, wait.

[Petunia Pig] Porky!

[both screaming]

[The Invader laughing]

You can run,

but you can't hide.

[yells]

Chew!

What are we gonna do?

Let's go home!

Quick! Cover the windows!

They're coming through the front door!

We have to fight them off!

[zombies groaning]

Whoa!

L-L-Look!

[eerie music playing]

Daffy, look at our house!

[gasps]

[gasps]

Oh, no!

[Daffy Duck] Stop!

Our house!

Our home!

[stutters] Oh, no!

[both screaming] No!

[sobs]

[crashes]

[both gasping]

[eerie music playing]

[Daffy Duck gasping]

It's the belly of the alien ship.

[stutters] Come on, Petunia.

I know you're in there.

It's no use, Porky.

She's one of them now!

[The Invader] Yes! It's no use.

Pusey!

[dramatic music playing]

You two have chewed me over for the last time.

[both gasping]

Nothing can stop my plan now.

You evil space fiend!

We will rise up against you.

You can probe us, subjugate us,

take our dignity!

Probe us again!

Probe us at home, on the beaches,

on the French Riviera!

In truck stop restrooms.

At the supermarket!

But we'll never submit to your tyranny.

-Never! -Daffy! Will you shut up?

You always make everything W-W-worse!

Me? You're the one who got us into this mess.

If you would've only jumped when I told you to,

none of this would have happened.

Jumping?

[stutters] This mess

started when you left your post laying eggs!

Hey, bub! Do you know how hard it is

for a male duck to lay eggs?

Besides, why should you and Petunia have all the fun?

Because when you're around, it's not fun.

It turns into a disaster!

Oh! Ooh!

And that's why I hid all the eggs.

You did what?

[Porky Pig] Did I S-S-stutter?

You mean you hid all the eggs because--

[stuttering] That's right.

I couldn't trust you not to ruin everything!

Ouch!

Ruin everything?

Who introduced you to Petunia?

Who uncovered this alien gum invasion?

You know, those are fighting words.

I hope you get probed.

I'll show you probed!

I'll probe you with my foot.

-Come here. -[kicking]

Come here. [grunting]

Enough!

[both screaming]

So long, jerks.

[dramatic music playing]

[both screaming]

[both grunting]

I'll just leave you two to work things out.

Oh, and do enjoy the front-row seat

of me blowing up the Earth!

You maniac! You'll never get away with it.

[exclaiming]

Sorry, can't hear you.

With those pesky interlopers out of the way,

I can finally execute the rest of my plan.

Now, where were we?

Ah, yes.

The entire population of Earth

is chewing my personally modified gum.

Which means...

[automated voice] Initiating Stage Two of operation.

...it's blow time.

[laughing cruelly]

[dramatic music playing]

Yes, yes, blow.

Blow, baby, blow!

Chew, chew.

[blowing]

[blowing]

[laughing maniacally]

[splashes]

[laughter continues]

[blowing]

[farting]

[baby crying]

[suspenseful music playing]

[bubbles thumping]

Ow! My jaw.

[The Invader] Yes!

[laughing maniacally]

I guess this is it, huh, Pork? [chuckles]

The day the Earth blew up.

[Porky Pig] Yeah.

[stuttering]

We really messed things up.

We?

It wasn't all your fault.

[gulps] 0h, Porky!

Where did everything go wrong?

I didn't want things to end up this way.

Stupid Daffy.

Dumb Daffy. You dumb duck!

Why did you mess things up so bad?

Now the whole world is ending and my best friend hates me.

Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!

Daffy, no! I don't hate you.

Maybe we're just not as

[stuttering] good a team as we thought.

I guess you're right.

[crying]

[Crying hysterically]

What would Farmer Jim think of us?

We lost our jobs.

We lost our home.

And now we're losing all of planet Earth!

We're just big...

[both] Losers!

[both crying hysterically]

Hey, Porky, look.

No bars!

[electricity crackling]

[thudding and clanging]

[both screaming]

[thudding]

[both exclaiming]

[The Invader laughing maniacally]

[grunting]

Aah!

[Daffy Duck screaming]

[screaming and grunting]

[thuds]

[grumbling] Huh?

[screams]

[groans softly]

What happened?

Ew, do I taste Super Strongberry?

Oh, no! [blabbering]

Petunia, you're back!

I'm S-S-so sorry.

I didn't jump and you got taken and turned into a gum zombie.

And our house got destroyed.

It was terrible.

What?

-I said-- -No, no, no. Here's the script.

Catch up on your own time.

We've got bigger fish to fry,

like popping that bubble gum bubble around planet Earth!

[Porky Pig] Uh, okay.

How do you think we P-P-pop this bubble?

[automated voice] If you would like to stop pressurization,

press the button now.

[stuttering] Well, that's convenient.

A-ha!

[dramatic music playing]

[pops]

[all exclaiming]

[indistinct chatter]

Does anyone have any peanut butter?

-[all groaning] -I think I'm gonna be sick.

-[stuttering] We did it! -We did?

[automated voice] Bubble popped.

Yeah, we did it!

[all laughing]

We really showed that alien what for, huh?

Huh? [grunting]

You barnyard freaks!

You ruined everything!

Well, when I see some alien weirdo

trying to subjugate the Earth with gum,

I put a stop to it.

But I was... I was not subjugating the Earth.

I was trying to save it.

[stuttering] Save it?

From what?

-[alarm blaring] -[automated voice] Warning.

Warning.

From that!

[dramatic music playing]

Oh, what is that?

[people clamoring]

[news theme playing]

This just in.

An asteroid is hurtling toward Earth,

threatening our total destruction.

And the Knob County Fair gets underway this weekend.

[all screaming]

[dramatic music playing]

-[thuds] -[groans]

What's going on?

A giant asteroid is hurtling towards Earth!

Oh!

Asteroid? The asteroid!

Okay, people. Calm it down.

What we need is a plan.

Well, I had a plan, but you ninnies just ruined it.

-Do tell. -I devised a way

to make everyone blow a giant gum bubble,

which would surround the Earth

and make the asteroid bounce clean off.

And I continue my access

to Earth's most precious resource.

[stuttering] Resource? You mean like gold?

-Uranium? -Smog?

No!

I'm talking something much more precious.

Earth is the only planet in the galaxy

to produce this incredible resource.

{suspenseful music playing] -Behold!

All hail the resource.

Isn't that a boba drink?

Boba!

Looks like it's up to us to save the Earth.

Us? How can we stop the asteroid?

With old-fashioned know-how.

Look, right there.

There's a pocket in the heart of the asteroid.

All we have to do is beam down,

drop an explosive payload inside and detonate,

and boom!

The asteroid will be blown to bits

and Earth will be saved.

[all cheering]

We don't have any explosives.

Then a laser.

Uh-uh.

Tactical bio-weapons?

We have goo. Lots of goo.

What kind of alien are you?

Certainly not an uninformed explosives-carrying alien!

-[both shouting indistinctly] -I'll explode on you and you

if you don't start thinking explosives!

Explode?

Say, Petunia, can you make any more of your explosive gum?

[gasps] Does glutamic acid salt

make flavor pop and become more intense?

[stuttering] That means yes.

Hey, stop! We've got a plan!

[news theme playing]

This just in.

We've received transmission that a scientist, an alien,

a duck and two pigs have a plan to save Earth.

We are all doomed.

Status report.

We're almost ready.

We only have 15 minutes until impact.

Get in and out as fast as you can,

then we'll beam you back up for detonation.

Detonation?

Oh, you have to chew this stuff to detonate it.

We can't chew it. We'll blow up.

Well, that's the end of that plan.

How could we possibly chew the gum?

Chew?

[Porky Pig stuttering] Wind-up novelty teeth?

These will work.

Let's do this, gang.

-[Daffy Duck] Yeah! -[all cheering]

[scientist] You won't have much time once you're inside,

so deliver the payload and get out.

The path to the core should be smooth sailing.

Beyond the entrance

lies some non-threatening gas fields.

[explosion]

Then you'll come upon some

harmless Class Two terrain.

And finally, pass through a wide-open cavern.

All right. You should be at the drop point.

[Porky Pig] Well, there she is.

The center of the asteroid.

It's a 200-foot drop to the bottom,

so you better get started.

-[knuckles cracking] -Okay, guys.

J-J-Just like we planned.

Petunia, you'll man the winch

and lower Daffy and I down to the core.

Daffy, you'll spray the core

with the modified projectile pusher

that's loaded with Petunia's gum compound.

And I'll set the novelty teeth.

Finally, I get a piece of the action.

I'm gonna go down there

and show them how it's really done!

[whooping triumphantly]

[screaming]

[whooping]

Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

All right, everyone.

Let's chew this.

[Daffy Duck] Porky.

You know, this is a pretty important job.

And I'm liable to mess it up.

Maybe Petunia can do it.

I mean, after all, it is her gum compound.

And, you know, I think this winch here

is the perfect job for me.

Because if there's one thing I know how to do right,

it's pulling the crane.

{stuttering} Are you sure? -I'm more than happy to--

I've never been more sure in my life.

[The Invader] Oh, Earthlings.

Sorry to break up your chitter-chattering,

but we have a planet to save.

So, if you don't mind, could you please get moving?

Roger that.

Okay, Daffy. Drop us down.

Going down!

-[Petunia Pig] Stop! -I got you.

[stuttering] Ready, Petunia?

Let's blow this mother.

[dramatic music playing]

[weapon firing]

[dramatic music continues]

[stuttering] Done.

All right, Daffy. Pull us up.

Aye-aye, Captain.

[clattering]

They're almost to the gum.

Oh, me. Oh, my. [Crying]

Dear lord, I hope this plan works.

[clattering]

Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please.

[all] They flipped!

-W-W-what? -What?

They flipped! They flipped!

-Oh, my gosh. They-- -[slaps]

Stop flipping out, man. Get a hold of yourself.

What are we gonna do?

Get back down there and turn them over.

They don't have time for that!

How are we gonna chew all that gum?

I don't know.

-Unless you got a second-- -[Daffy Duck] Don't look at me.

[both continue arguing]

[inaudible]

I've got a plan!

-They have to-- -[groaning]

You what?

I have a plan, but we have to act fast,

and there's only one person that can do the J-J-job.

[stuttering] Daffy Duck.

Me?

The duck?

Daffy?

-[all exclaiming] -Oh, no, not the duck.

[man] The duck?

That's right. The duck.

[man] You gotta be kidding me.

Who greenlit this garbage?

[stuttering] Daffy.

I need you to go down there and fix this.

But, Porky, you know I can't.

I always make things worse.

And that's exactly what we need.

Really?

This whole time, I've been doubting you.

I've been afraid of what you might do.

It's about time

I trust you, Daffy.

[crying]

[stuttering] Now you get down there and do this thing.

The Daffy Duck way.

I read you loud and clear, buddy.

Let's get looney!

Whoa-hoe'.!

He's smashing the teeth?

[whooping]

What? Someone stop that looney duck!

Porky, what is he doing?

[whooping]

Just wait. You'll see.

[continues whooping]

[rumbling]

-He's causing an earthquake! -Exactly.

[continues whooping]

Oh, that duck is completely mad!

[whooping triumphantly]

[triumphant music playing]

[whooping continues]

[stuttering] Look, it's working!

[whooping continues]

The stalactites from the ceiling!

They are chewing the gum!

[continues whooping]

What?

The duck actually pulled it off.

Great work, Daffy.

Now let's get out of here!

All right, pull me up.

[grunting]

[Daffy Duck] Woo-hoo!

[grunts]

Hurry. We've got to get out of here

before the chain reaction.

This way.

[explosion]

Only three minutes till impact.

-Hurry! "[3" grunting]

[explosion]

[whooshes]

[all grunting]

Whoa!

[explosion]

Come on. Come on.

[explosion]

[all panting]

[explosion]

[panting]

[explosion]

[screams]

-[thuds] -[groans]

Whoa!

Phew!

[straining]

[exclaims, grunts]

Uh-oh.

Where's Daffy?

[panting]

Porky?

[screaming]

No!

-Daffy! -Porky, what are you doing?

-You've got to get out of here! -Not without my friend.

[explosion]

It's no use, Porky.

Save yourself.

I am one stuck duck.

[panting]

We gotta go back!

They're still on the asteroid!

It's no use.

We must get the ship to a safe distance.

[dramatic music playing]

Go, Porky.

Go live a full life.

Okay, fine.

One last hug.

[explosion]

Time to bail out.

[dramatic music continues]

[explosions]

I'm not letting go, Daffy.

[sobbing] But, but...

It's just like Farmer Jim always told us.

[sniffling] As long as we stick together...

[both] We'll be all right.

[both crying]

[explosion]

[all cheering]

[cheering continues]

[scientist] By gum, we did it.

We saved the Earth.

-Yay! Oh, science. -Oh, my resource!

[scientist] I really do love science.

-[melancholy music playing] -[sighs]

[whirring]

-[clanking] -[all cheering]

Thank you. Thank you.

A lovely welcome, indeed.

And now...

[all gasping]

...take me to your nearest tea house!

The first round of boba is on me. [laughs exultantly]

[all cheering]

[triumphant music playing]

Boba. [blows raspberry] It's not even that flavorful.

[Mayor] Oh, cheer up, little piggy.

You're a hero.

Actually, the real heroes are my friends,

Porky and Daffy.

Ugh, those unkempt barn animals?

Yes. Without the bravery

and sacrifice of those barn animals,

Earth would have never stood a chance.

Well, this town will

certainly name a park bench after them.

Ugh, nothing too prominent, please.

[upbeat music playing]

Hey, you know, this boba is really good.

It's better than I expected. Kind of like a snot ball.

Mmm. Pure boba bliss.

Oh, you squishy, delicious resource.

It can't be! A third anomaly.

[all gasping]

[Petunia Pig] Huh?

Wait.

[gasps]

[thuds]

Porky! Daffy!

Did I just hear Petunia?

[gasps] Daffy, I think we survived.

-[Petunia Pig] You did! -Petunia!

Go get 'em, Pork!

Porky!

We really did it!

Way to go, pork man.

[all cheering]

Wow! That was...

-[both stuttering] -Very...

[both] Pleasant.

[both laughing]

Cool! Space gum!

Whoa.

That's the greatest flavor I've ever tasted. [laughs]

[gasps] Just one second.

[chewing]

[gasps] Asteroid crystals.

That is the missing ingredient.

I did it!

I created the perfect flavor!

-Way to go! -I knew you could do it!

Hey, boys. Can I get a photo of the heroes for the paper?

You betcha.

[camera shutter clicks]

[Daffy Duck] Wow! Pretty amazing, eh, Pork?

We managed to save the whole world,

but we couldn't save our own home.

[Porky Pig sighs] Yeah.

The only thing we have left is this picture of us

and F-F-Farmer Jim.

[Farmer Jim] Oh, boys.

Farmer Jim?

Up here, boys.

[both] Farmer Jim!

I wanted to tell you how proud I am of you two.

You really stuck together

and stepped up to help when the world needed you most.

Oh, Farmer Jim, we're so sorry about the house.

[stuttering] We never meant for it to get destroyed.

Ah, wouldn't worry your pretty little heads over that.

-You wouldn't? -But we have nowhere to live.

Well, then, it's a good thing

you held on to our family picture.

It is?

Go ahead and take it out.

Oh, okay.

-What is it, Pork? 193898]

A home insurance policy.

[stuttering] In our names.

"Covers extensive damage or rebuild caused by,

but not limited to, alien mind control schemes."

[Porky Pig] “Coverage good for..."

[both] $5,000,000!

Daffy, this means we can buy a new home.

Oh, my gosh. Farmer Jim, how did you know?

Well, I lived with you two long enough

to know something looney was bound to happen.

You take care now, boys.

Love you.

Farmer Jim, out. Peace!

-Bye, Farmer Jim. -Thanks, Farmer Jim.

Well, Porky, are you ready to build ourselves a new home?

As long as we stick together, pal.

Oh, you better believe it!

[theme music playing]

[screaming]

[tires screeching]

[clanging]

[groans]

Our new house should cover us

for that whole roof situation, right?

[exclaims]

[explosion]

[thuds]

[theme music playing]

[stuttering] That's all, folks!

Porky, wait!

That can't be all.

We've got to keep this thing open for a sequel.

[cash register dings]