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I was at Walmart today and I picked up this new family game that I thought would be great for family game night.

What do you think?

Oh, I think it's a great idea. Why don't we call the boys?

Jack, Troy, come in here. We're going to have family game night.

Coming.

Hey, what's up?

Come on, sit down. We're going to play a game.

We're going to play a game.

We picked it up at Walmart today.

Looks interesting.

Oh, so how's this game work anyways?

From what I gather, you just roll the dice and you read the card and do whatever it says on the card.

There you go. You're first.

Okay.

So, roll the dice.

And I guess, yeah, an orange one.

Okay, caress the breast of the person sitting to your right.

Okay.

Okay.

I didn't see that coming, but...

Yeah, that's a different card.

Well, maybe we'll try another one.

Another nice one.

Maybe truth.

Let's try.

I'll try.

Blue.

Okay.

Okay.

Pull your pants down and stick your penis in the person sitting...

...to, beside you?

That's... that's...

That's mom.

Yeah, that's...

That's... me.

Oh, okay. Well...

That's what the card says.

Yeah, I guess so.

Glad it wasn't me.

This is a really weird game I'm in, Dad.

Oh, you're supposed to do it for the length of the timer.

Sorry.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Time's up!

Where did you get this game again?

Down at Walmart, believe it or not.

This is a... definitely an interesting game.

It's a little fucked up.

Yeah. Just a little.

Can't wait to see what's next.

Yeah! Let's get the next one.

Your turn, Dad.

What turn is it?

Orange.

Orange.

Lick the pussy of the person to your immediate left.

Wow, Mom's getting lucky here.

Yeah, I think I'm starting to like this game.

Really, Mom and Dad? We have to watch this?

We're just playing the game.

Following the rules.

Alright.

And go.

I can't wait to see this. This is wild.

What do you think boys?

I think I could like this game.

I'm starting to enjoy it.

I gotta say, this is better than Battleship.

I have to agree.

Okay, Dad. Time's up.

Aww.

Enjoying my turn there.

Oh, I guess it's my turn now.

Yep.

This is a good one.

I won the game.

I just won the taboo...

won the game with the Taboo Fuckfest card.

The Taboo Fuckfest card?

How does that work?

Let me check the rules on that one.

Taboo Fuckfest card.

Whoever pulls that card

automatically wins the game and everyone else

playing the game gets to

fuck that person.

Oh. Well, that's definitely the winning card.

Wow. Okay.

Okay, boys. All hands off.

I love this game.

I'll have to play it again.

So...

Okay.

Yeah, let's see.

Um, yeah.

How do you want to do this?

I'll sit here and if you three stand here

then let's see what I can

do for that.

Oh, shit. I'm sorry.

I know you asked me to put those up.

That's okay.

You can fix that for me after.

Okay.

That's it, boys. Take your penis in Mom's mouth.

Yeah.

That's it.

Come here, sweetie.

I just love family game nights.

I think Dad's ready.

Yes, definitely.

Here you go.

I hope Mom keeps winning this game.

Yeah.

Next time in life.

I'll be sure to load up the dice.

Hey, Troy, you want to?

Yeah, I can go.

Yeah, give Mom a taste.

You ready Jack?

Yep!

Take a poke at your mother Jack.

Alright.

like that. Give her a tear boys.

Hey, I want to turn you. Alright.

That way Tess.

Next.

Ummm.

Oh, I love this game!

So, I forgot, Chloe.

Oh, yes.

Good job, son.

Somebody raised me right.

That's right.

Good job.

Good job.

Good job.

Oh, it feels good.

Oh no.

I know, I tried.

Oh no.

Ready Jack?

Yep.

Oh my god.

Boy, Troy.

That was really good, Mommy.

Oh, yes, why?

You want to help me spit, Rose?

Mom?

I don't care.

What's that idea, Will?

I'll come to the front.

Oh, man.

So wet I slipped out.

Fuck you so tight, mommy.

Good load, dad.

Thanks, son.

This is an excellent game.

We're going to have to play again tomorrow night.

Oh, yes.

I just love stuff we can all do together as a family.

We love you too, mom.

It's your turn, Jack.

I'm going to go get my mom.

I'm going to go get my mom.

I'm going to go get my mom.

I'm going to go get my mom.

I'm going to go get my mom.

I'm going to go get my mom.

I'm going to go get my mom.

We want to see you come all over mom.

Can you do that?

I can do it.

Come all over her back.

Get ready, mom.

It's going to be a gusher.

Daddy!

Oh, no.

Oh, Jack.

Oh, Jack.

Oh, Jack.

Oh, Jack.

You bad boy.

You soaked mommy.

I'm sorry, mommy.

I'm sorry, mommy.

How did I do, dad?

You did great.

You just did what you were supposed to. That was awesome.

We just love family game night.

It's the best. Taboo rocks.

Best game ever.

I think we should do it every week.

Yeah, definitely.

I can't believe I found it at Walmart.

Family that plays together stays together.

You got that right, Troy.

I'm in trouble, aren't I, Mom?

You are.

I'm in trouble, aren't I, Mom?

Hello, Catherine. What's up?

Tomorrow night, I know.

Yeah, I want to get on the board of Director's Club.

What do you mean, truth or dare? It's a book club, Catherine.

Veronica?

Veronica?

She's a bitch.

So how does this truth or dare thing work?

What?

That's unspeakable. Act of taboo.

Aren't we a little old for truth or dare?

There?

It's just a book club.

Okay.

Are we talking blowjob?

What do you mean, all the way?

Yes, I want to get on the board of directors.

Okay.

Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

Is that you, Peter?

Yeah.

Come in and have a seat, honey.

Hey, Mom, what's that for?

I have to have a talk with you, honey.

I'm trying to get on the board of directors at my book club.

Okay, and what are they waiting to do?

Kind of a truth or dare.

A truth or dare?

Aren't you guys a little old for that, Mom?

That's what I thought.

What do you have to do, Mom?

I have to commit an unspeakable act of taboo.

Like what?

Are you ready for this, Peter?

I think so.

I have to fuck you, and I have to...

I have to film it.

What?

You have to film...

My mom has to fuck me, and she has to film it.

I have to prove it to the board.

The book club. I really want to do this.

I guess I can help you out.

It's a little weird, but...

You already have the tripod set up.

So, yeah, okay, I'll help you out.

Will you help me out then, Peter?

Yes, I'll do it.

Take your pants off, Peter, while we set this up.

Okay.

Okay.

Sit down.

I'm going to start by sucking your cock. Is that alright honey?

Yeah.

Look ladies, I'm doing it.

Sucking my son's cock.

I really hope you get on the board of directors, mom.

Oh, Mommy, this really is an unspeakable act of taboo.

I need to tell you how we have to go all the way.

All the way?

Like, I have to fuck you?

You gotta fuck me, Peter.

I thought it was just a blowjob.

Caroline Johnson says it has to be all the way.

She's the president.

There's some weird rules for hook-up.

I don't want that bitch Veronica to get on board of directors.

No, you don't want that, Mom.

I don't want that.

Lick my cunt, I don't want to see it.

Look ladies, my son is licking my cunt.

Doesn't get more unspeakable than this.

Mommy, after I help you with this, can you help me with my history homework?

Yes, honey.

Is this not unspeakable enough?

No, you have to fuck me now.

Okay, mom.

Look at this you sicko, is he happy now?

My son is on his...

Are you sick enough for your ladies?

I'm sick enough for you.

Come on, Peter.

Okay, Mom.

I'm sick enough for you.

I'm sick enough for you.

I'm sick enough for you.

I'm sick enough for you.

I'm getting close.

Where were we?

Oh, fuck.

Thanks, Peter.

Thank you, Mama.

That's great.

Look, ladies.

Covered in cum.

My own son's cum.

I'm sorry.

I hope you get on the board of directors, Mom.

Thanks, honey.

No problem.

It was fun using you as a cum dumpster.

Thanks, guys.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Hey dude, did you hear about me and Sarah Montgomery?

Yeah, she fucked my brains out under the bleachers. I couldn't even get her to stop.

Yeah, she ate a whole bean.

Yeah, I made her horny as fuck.

She only needed to take a quarter, but she just ate the whole thing, and yeah, I knew there was no stopping her.

Oh yeah, you heard about my sister too?

Yeah, she ate, I don't even know how many, maybe like a dozen of them or so, and she attacked me.

I couldn't even stop her. I had to fuck her just to get her to calm down.

It was really gross, but yeah, and then she left the house and went straight to the football team,

and then I think that would be enough, but no, then she went on to the basketball team and the soccer team.

So she's like grounded for probably forever now.

And, um...

Yeah, and she's known to be the biggest slut in school now, so you gotta be careful with these things. They're really potent.

Yeah, I mean, all you need is a quarter of these things, and they're plenty potent enough, but if you take more than that, it's like you turn into a wild animal.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna give one to that new hot cheerleader girl that just, uh, yeah, yeah, Kimmy.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna bring just one tomorrow.

And, um, we'll see how good, but keep an eye on us.

All right, man, talk to you later. Bye.

Oh, goodness.

Oh, it's been such a long day. I'm famished.

This looks delicious.

I don't want to spoil my appetite, but...

I'm just so hungry, I don't think it'll matter.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Mom?

Uh-huh?

Uh, you didn't eat those beans, did you?

Um, they're really good.

Oh, my God.

I'm trying to swallow them before I get...

You don't need too much of those.

I mean, it's a lot of sugar.

Oh, they're so good.

Do you want some?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Um, just put them back.

I got a, uh, they're for a school project.

How many did you eat?

Oh, no, I just, I grabbed one.

It was so good.

And then I grabbed the whole handful, and...

Before you know it.

How are you feeling?

I was just really hungry.

I'm fine.

I'm good.

All right, cool.

Yeah.

In fact, I'm...

This is good.

Really.

Extra fine.

Oh, my God.

Oh, son.

Son.

I need your cock.

Please.

Oh, please.

Oh, please.

Pretty please, Mommy.

So hearty.

All right.

Just take your pants off.

Get over here.

Just calm down.

Calm down.

It's mine.

Oh, it just feels so good.

I hope you don't mind.

I just used your cock all the way up.

It's okay.

Ah, fuck.

I need you to lick mommy's cunt right now.

Okay.

I must have an orgasm.

Right here.

Yeah.

That's your job today.

Making mommy cum.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god.

I need you to sing on mommy's pussy.

Uh-huh.

Shh.

Eeeeee.

Yes, you're gonna be really, really, really today.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck your little face.

Ah. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, god.

I need to get fucked.

I just need you to stuff me full of cock.

Can you do that?

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

I'm making myself nice and feel free.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Fucking right.

Yes.

Fucking right.

Yes.

Fucking right.

Yes.

Fucking right.

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

I'm sorry!

oh my god

oh my god

oh you just come inside

Oh, they feel so good.

Oh, but I'm not done with you.

We're gonna have to recharge you for the next round.

Oh, man.

Sounds crazy, man.

Your sister was saying something about the football team.

No, no, no, no, no. She didn't say anything about that.

And the basketball team.

No.

That's the basketball team.

Oh, please, the basketball team.

You're okay.

I wonder about the soccer team.

Oh, I just want those balls.

Don't worry about it.

I need to be getting fucked right now.

Here you go.

Yes, please.

You have to help me.

I need more sex.

Please, please, please. Right now.

I'll give it to you. Just calm down.

No.

What's that? Do you hear a lawnmower?

No, no, no.

Yes, yes, yes.

Goddamn magic beans.

There's nothing on.

Nothing?

Well, I...

Do you wanna watch...

The Flash?

Super Heroes?

Nah.

How about...

Let me try this.

Let's see if Walking Dead series is on.

Those are old series.

Yeah, mom, it's repeat.

Yeah, I know.

There's old repeat.

Wait, let me see.

What about...

Oh, no.

There was a game on, but it's rained out.

What else?

I don't know.

Keep going, mom.

I wanna keep checking.

All those shows come out tonight.

There's no new shows on right now, mom.

Yeah, it's kinda boring, right?

Yeah, Harry can't do anything.

I keep looking.

Oh, God.

Yeah, I'm here.

There's lots of sports beside that.

Well, I don't wanna watch any home gardening shows or anything.

No, that's kinda boring.

You like the home decor stuff?

No.

It is boring.

Yeah.

At times, yeah.

Yeah.

That's boring.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Dad actually watches it sometimes.

Yeah.

I know.

He just talks a lot about it.

Um...

What about that one?

No, wait, no.

I've seen that one.

How about...

You like soap operas?

No.

I don't like soap operas.

Yeah.

We're gonna...

Let me see.

Is there any movies on?

It's not that many movies.

So we got time...

I don't wanna pay for them either as pay-per-view.

Where's the free movies?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

It's like...

What is that movie?

I don't know.

It's like...

It's like...

Is it the Nudie channel?

Yeah, yeah. How'd you come across that?

I don't know, I was looking on Pay Per View.

Well, your dad added that to the channels.

When did we get that?

You're not supposed to see that.

When did we get that?

Well, not too long ago.

He just wanted, you know, he was curious.

But, you know, we can keep watching. There's nothing else to watch.

Okay, yeah.

Are you okay with that?

Yeah, sure, we'll just watch this.

Okay.

It's a little weird watching porn with my mom, but whatever.

Well, you know, it doesn't really matter.

You know, we're just watching TV.

Look at the size of that cock, Peter.

Look, it's a cock baby.

I see it, I see it, Mom.

Oh my God.

That little girl is taking it all, all down her throat.

Oh, Mom.

Just, just watch. It's, it's natural.

That's one juicy little pussy that bitch has. Look.

I see it, I see it.

Oh, he's rimming her now. Oh my God.

What?

Nothing.

Nothing?

I like to lick girls' ass a little, Peter. Just like that.

Maybe.

Just maybe?

Yes.

Okay. You're embarrassed, right?

Yes, because you're my mom. This is weird.

Look at that cock. Sliding into that cunt. Look.

I see it, Mom.

I see it, Mom.

I see it, Mom.

I see it, Mom.

I see it, Mom.

Every time I watch porn with your dad, I have to beat him off.

Oh my God. Like father, like son.

Oh, my God. Mom.

Mom.

Mom, let me beat you off.

Peter, my mom.

Well.

You want to sit there like that or you want me to beat you up?

You can beat me off.

I can?

Yes.

Why don't we take off our clothes and I'll beat you off while we watch porn.

Okay.

Together.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

That's a lot of jizz, isn't it?

Yeah, that's a lot.

I can't believe I'm watching porn with my mom.

Sometimes, when your dad and I watch porn, we do more.

You know?

More?

Would you like me to send you a copy?

Yes, Mom.

It's a good beer.

Tastes good, mommy.

Oh my god, what a cum shot.

Gosh, I love watching porn with you, Peter.

Would you like to stick it in me now, Peter?

Try and stop me, mom.

Here, hold your doggy.

Oh my gosh, your cock is bigger than the guy on TV.

Gosh, you should do porn, Peter.

You too, mom.

Hey, maybe we could do it together.

Another song for him.

I want you to ride me, mommy.

Let's face this way.

Watch.

Keep watching that porn together.

Here.

Here.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Mom.

Come on.

Come on.

No!

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Let's go.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, I love it.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, come on.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Come on.

That was so hard.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Okay, Peter, let me beat you up.

You like watching porn while mommy beats you up?

Yes, I do.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Look, the girl on TV is jerking, too.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God, Mom, I think that's Jerky Girls.

Oh, yes.

Are you right? It is.

Oh, yes.

I love Dr. Jerky Girls.

Oh, yeah.

I'm gonna come for mommy.

Oh, I'm getting close.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I'm getting close to mommy.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's good boy, Peter.

Hey, America's got talent now, hon.