Original subtitles

THEY CALL HIM THE NIGHT MASTER.

BUT IN TRUTH...

THERE HAS ALWAYS BEEN A NIGHT MASTER.

[ CRACK! ] EVEN THOUGH THIS ONE IS DEFEATED...

[ BUZZER ]

...IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE A NEW NIGHT MASTER RISES.

ANY QUESTIONS?

Yang: TWO, ACTUALLY.

WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO OUR BUTTS?

AND GOT ANY SUNSCREEN? [ CHUCKLES ]

CAN'T GO ON A BEACH VACATION WITHOUT IT.

Master Yo: WHAT?! A VACATION?!

YOU JUST BECAME LEVEL-ONE WOO FOO KNIGHTS.

I NEVER SAID YOU COULD TAKE A VACATION.

YOU MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN, REMEMBER?

CUE THE FAKE THOUGHT BUBBLE.

Yang: KIDS, AS IT SAYS IN THE ANCIENT WOO FOO SCROLLS,

YIN AND YANG DESERVE A VACATION.

AND YANG DESERVES

ALL THE CHOCADOODLES AND VIDEO GAMES HE WANTS.

Yin: AND TUNICORN DOLLS.

QUIET, YIN, YOU'RE GONNA BLOW IT.

YOU BE QUIET, YANG!

[ PUNCHES BEING THROWN ]

AH! OH, NO! I'M DECEASED.

EVERYTHING IN MY WILL GOES TO YANG.

NICE TRY, BUT EVIL DOESN'T TAKE A VACATION.

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

Yin: IS THAT THUNDER?

THAT BETTER NOT RUIN OUR VACATION

THAT CARDBOARD MASTER YO SAID WE COULD TAKE.

BESIDES YOU HAVEN'T FOUND COOP YET.

WHO DIDN'T DO WHAT NOW?

COOP, YOUR CHICKEN FRIEND...

HE'S NOT REALLY MY FRIEND.

...WHO ABSORBED ALL THE NIGHT MASTER'S ENERGY...

NOT RINGING ANY BELLS.

...AND THEN DISAPPEARED INTO THE DARK VOID.

IF THAT ENERGY GETS FREE,

THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT COULD HAPPEN.

HE'S RIGHT.

YOU'RE HOPING HE'S STILL TAINTED WITH EVIL, AREN'T YOU?

BA-KAW!

IF HE'S STILL - A LITTLE TAINTED WITH EVIL,

THEN HE'S STILL A LITTLE TAINTED WITH HOT!

BA-KAW!

THERE'LL BE NO VACATION FOR YOU UNTIL COOP RETURNS.

AAH! BAWK, BAWK! I'M, BAWK, FREE!

AND THUS OUR VACATION BEGINS.

BUT I, BAWK, BAWK, NEED TO TELL YOU --

HI!

[ CLUCKING ]

YOU'RE NOT EVEN A LITTLE EVIL ANYMORE, ARE YOU?

IT WAS THE NIGHT MASTER'S ENERGY THAT --

HANG ON A SECOND.

HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS GUY?

"BROKE CURFEW," "SORRY ABOUT THE LOSS OF YOUR PET"...

AH, HERE WE GO -- "DUMPING COOP."

"I VERY MUCH APPRECIATE YOUR HELP IN OUR LAST ADVENTURE.

BEST WISHES IN ALL - YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS. YIN."

BA-CRUD!

WILL YOU GET OFF ME?!

IN A WORLD OF CHAOS AND DISARRAY,

BROTHER AND SISTER SAVE THE DAY.

� YIN YANG YO �

� YIN YANG YO, YIN YANG YO �

� YIN YANG YO �

� YIN YANG YO! �

HE DID IT! - SHE DID IT!

� YIN IS SKILLED IN THE MYSTIC WAYS �

� KNOCKING OUT SPELLS AND ENERGY RAYS �

� YANG KICKS BUTT WITH A HEE! HOO! WAH! �

I CHOP! I SMASH! I -- - BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

� TAUGHT BY A DUDE NAMED MASTER YO �

� A GRUMPY OLD PANDA FROM HEAD TO TOE �

� IN A WORLD OF CHAOS AND DISARRAY �

� IT'S A BROTHER AND SISTER WHO WILL SAVE THE DAY �

� YIN YANG YO �

� YIN YANG YO, YIN YANG YO �

� YIN YANG YO � [ BURPS ]

� YIN YANG YO! �

� WHEN MIGHT AND MAGIC WORK AS ONE �

� A VILLAIN'S PLAN CAN BE UNDONE �

CARL! COMING, MOTHER.

� YIN YANG YO �

� YIN YANG YO �

Yang: I DON'T EVEN KNOW A TIMMY!

READY?

READY!

COWABUNGA-AH-WHOA!

[ CHIRPING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

AAH!

[ CHIRPING ]

SHOW-OFF!

[ GROWLS ]

NO! YOU'RE THE HAPPY ONE.

NO!

[ BELCHES ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ FART SOUND ]

IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR.

YIN, BAWK, BAWK, LISTEN TO ME!

UH, COOP, DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT WAS ON THE "GET LOST" CARD?

BUT THE NIGHT MASTER --

IS DEFEATED!

AND WE ARE ON VACATION! AND WE ARE ON VACATION!

WHOO! - WHOO!

[ RIBBIT ]

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

ONE FUDGE CONE, PLEASE.

HEY, YOU FORGOT THE FUDGE!

NOW, THAT'S SERVICE.

UGH!

I'M TRYING TO, BAWK, BAWK, TELL YOU, IT'S --

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

[ GROWLS ]

Coop: BA-KAW!

I'M TORN, BECAUSE I THINK THERE WAS VALUABLE INFORMATION THERE,

BUT IT'S REALLY NICE NOT TO HAVE HIM CLUCKING IN MY EAR.

[ BOTH SCREAM ]

UH, DUDE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT CRAWLED UP YOUR TRUNKS,

BUT WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT...

UH, IN A WAY THAT'S NOT AS WEIRD AS IT SOUNDS.

[ GROWLS ]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

I THOUGHT HE THOUGHT I WAS HIS FRIEND.

HE'S UNDER SOME SORT OF SPELL,

SOMETHING THAT'S MAKING HIM DREAMY.

I MEAN, EVIL. EVIL, YEAH.

[ SWORD SETTLES ]

[ GASPS ]

[ GROWLS ]

TRANSFOOMATE!

[ SCREECHING ]

[ SQUEAKING ]

HA!

I LAUGH AT YOUR EVIL WIENIE,

IN A WAY THAT'S ALSO NOT AS WEIRD AS IT SOUNDS.

[ SQUEAKING ]

AND NOW, BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND, THE FOO-NADO!

[ SQUEAKING ]

I'LL SAVE THE REST FOR LATER.

COME ON, LET'S BEAT THE DREAMY OUT OF HIM.

I MEAN, EVIL. YEAH, EVIL.

HEY, CUT IT OUT! WHOA!

I FEEL...

UGH, I FEEL BETTER NOW.

YANG, THAT WAS --

[ CAT MEOWS ]

AND IF THAT MEANS "AWESOME," I AGREE.

BESIDES, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO?

BURST INTO...SONG?

� THERE'S A LOT TO SEE �

� DOWN AT LIMPITU BEACH �

� LIKE A HEAVY-SET GUY JUST EATING A PEACH �

� A DUDE IN A VIKING HAT PLAYING GUITAR �

� A REALLY CREEPY JERK WHO LIVES IN HIS CAR �

� WE LOVE THE SURF AND THE SAND �

� AND THIS WEIRD PATCH OF SNOW �

� AND WE'RE HAPPY THAT WE'RE MILES AWAY FROM -- �

MASTER YO? - MASTER YO?

LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

WHILE YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND,

BEING ALL CAREFREE AND IRRESPONSIBLE,

DO YOU NOTICE ANYTHING ODD GOING ON AROUND YOU?!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ MUFFLED ]

WHAT'S THAT? THERE'S TROUBLE?

TIMMY'S IN THE WELL? I DON'T EVEN KNOW A TIMMY.

YIN AND YANG SHOULD HELP YOU FIND YOUR BEAK

SO YOU CAN TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON?

THAT BEAK COULD BE ANYWHERE.

COOL, I CAN HEAR THE OCEAN. WHAT DO YOU HEAR?

DARK FORCES FROM THE, BA-KAW, BOWELS OF OBLIVION

DWELL AMONG US.

YOUR SHELL SUCKS!

I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO SIFT THROUGH EVERY INCH OF THIS SAND

ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES,

YOU'RE NOT HAVING ANY MORE FUN UNTIL YOU FIND THAT BEAK.

[ CLUCK ]

OUT OF HERE!

WAIT, YANG.

WE'RE LEVEL-ONE WOO FOO NOW. WE CAN'T JUST RUN OFF.

RIGHT, MASTER YO?

MASTER YO?

MMM.

YOU KNOW, I'M THE LAST PANDA ON THE PLANET.

ALL RIGHT, POOR ROLE-MODELING ASIDE,

THIS HAD BETTER BE GOOD.

YOU'VE GOT TO STOP IT BEFORE IT'S TOO --

[ BELCHES ] LATE.

OH, MAN, LISTEN, THEY HAVEN'T INVENTED A MINT STRONG ENOUGH

TO MAKE THIS CONVERSATION COOL.

I TRIED TO GET YOU TO LISTEN TO ME

TO STOP IT FROM, BA-KAW, ESCAPING.

STOP WHAT, COOP?

THE NIGHT MASTER'S ENERGY!

WORST...VACATION...EVER.

[ BLADES UNSHEATHING ]

WOO FOO AURA! - WOO FOO AURA!

AH, PELLETS! - AH, PELLETS!

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU MEAN, ALL THAT EVIL WAS IN YOU?

Yang: HEADS UP!

SAVE IT FOR THE ENGAGEMENT PARTY.

BARFING.

RIGHT NOW IT'S TIME TO CARVE UP SOME DARK MEAT!

WELL, THAT WAS QUICK.

IT'S NO USE.

THAT THING IS WAY TOO DREAMY FOR US.

KIDS THESE DAYS. SO, WHICH LITTLE DARLING IS YOURS?

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

[ MUFFLED SCREAM ]

PBHT!

YIN!

AND YANG!

THIS IS RUINING MY VACATION, TOO!

[ ZAP! ]

UH, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

BAWK, BAWK! WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[ MUMBLING INCOHERENTLY ]

YOU'RE RIGHT! - I CAN RE-ABSORB THE ENERGY.

WELL, YIN DID LIKE ME BETTER

WHEN I WAS SLIGHTLY TAINTED WITH EVIL.

WHAT?! I DIDN'T SAY THAT!

CURSE YOU, MOUTHFUL OF PRETZEL!

YOU'VE DOOMED HIM!

BA-KAW!

[ BLADES UNSHEATHE ]

[ HISSING ]

[ BURP, BURP ]

[ SLIDE WHISTLE ]

[ CLUCKING ]

[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

BAWK!

PBHT!

WELL, HE WAS HOT FOR A MINUTE.

DUDE, SAY SOMETHING.

[ CLUCKING ]

MY WORK HERE IS FINISHED.

Master Yo: WELL, YOU'VE BEEN CHECKED OVER A DOZEN TIMES,

AND WHILE YOU MIGHT STILL HAVE ALL THAT EVIL ENERGY INSIDE --

NEAT!

YOU SEEM TO HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL.

NOT NEAT.

UH, I MEAN, UH, LET'S SEE HERE.

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. AH, HERE'S ONE.

"IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK, COOP.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE FEELING BETTER."

BAWK, REALLY? - [ LAUGHS ]

YEAH, DON'T CALL HER. SHE WON'T CALL YOU.

BA-CRUD! PBHT!

Yang: HI, MASTER YO SENT US TO HAVE THESE MAGICAL,

SOLID-GOLD JOCKEY SHORTS TAKEN OUT.

AND, UH, BY TAKEN OUT...

OH, GROSS! - OH, GROSS!

...WE MEAN TAKEN OUT A LOT.

MAN, I CANNOT WAIT TO GO TO COOP'S PARTY TONIGHT.

ME, TOO. EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE THERE.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

PARTY?

[ VOOM! WHOOSH! ]

COOP'S THROWING A PARTY, AND WE WEREN'T INVITED?

AHA, THESE SOLID-GOLD JOCKEY SHORTS

WILL GO PERFECT WITH MY POINTY MAGENTA BOOTS.

HEY! THE SHORTS! DID YOU SEE? THAT WAS...

BLENIOR -- FORMER ASSISTANT IMPALER TO THE NIGHT MASTER,

WHO WAS RECENTLY BANISHED TO A DARK REALM

BY A DORKY CHICKEN.

WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM?

[ LAUGHS ] I GOT THIS.

[ WHAP ]

AAH! MY BACK.

Cho: LET ME GO, DANG IT!

I SAID LET ME GO! I'M...

CHO --

OBEDIENT SECOND-IN-COMMAND TO BROTHER HERMAN.

SERIOUSLY, IS THAT -- IS THAT AN ANNOUNCER?

LET ME GO!

I'M PICKING UP A PILLOW SHAM FOR MY LORD AND MASTER.

ALL I'M SAYING IS, IF COOP'S HAVING A PARTY,

WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN INVITED.

AND ALL I'M SAYING IS,

I'M GETTING SICK OF BATTLING THESE LOW-LEVEL FLUNKIES

WHILE WE'RE RUNNING THESE ERRANDS FOR MASTER YO.

SIR, I RESENT THAT, SIR!

OW!

HEY, HEY, LAWN GNOMES.

YOU THINK YOU'RE ALL BAD,

SITTING HERE WITH YOUR STUPID LANTERNS?

WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING WHEN I KNOCK THOSE,

UH, THOSE STUPID GRINS OFF YOUR --

HEY! LET ME GO! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

I'M, UH...

G.P. --

SHAPE-SHIFTING FLUNKY TO THE WIZARD SARANOIA.

RIGHT. GET OUT HERE!

SORRY, THE FLUNKIES HIRED ME

BECAUSE NOBODY EVER KNOWS WHO THEY ARE.

UGH!

[ SQUEAK! ]

WHO CARES IF YOU WEREN'T INVITED? IT'S COOP.

YOU WOULDN'T GO EVEN IF YOU WERE INVITED.

YEAH, BUT NOW THAT I'M NOT INVITED, I WANT TO GO!

HEY, YOU GONNA LET THOSE,

UH, PINK AND BLUE FUZZBUTTS GET AWAY WITH THAT?

PROBABLY!

ENOUGH!

WE'VE, UH, BEEN HENCHMEN FOR, UH, REAL EVIL PEOPLE,

EXCEPT, UH, ME.

MINE WAS AN IDIOT.

I BET IF WE, UH, YOU KNOW, PUT OUR, UH, HEADS TOGETHER,

I BET WE COULD, YOU KNOW, UH, DO SOMETHING BIG, LIKE, UH...

[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

...BREAK INTO THE, UH, NIGHT MASTER'S LAIR

AND, UH, USE HIS STUFF FOR EVIL.

HALT!

NONE MAY OPEN THE LAIR OF THE NIGHT MASTER

UNLESS THEY ARE THE VILEST OF SOUL...

THE BLACKEST OF HEART...

AND MOST STYLISH OF PANT...

[ ZIP ]

HA HA!

...OR HAVE A SPARE KEY.

ANYBODY KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET THIS SPARE KEY?

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WE WEREN'T INVITED TO COOP'S PARTY.

Yang: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT COOP'S PARTY?

COOP? THERE'S THE SPARE KEY!

WATER THE EVIL PLANTS WHILE I'M GONE

AND MAKE SURE THE EVIL NEWSPAPERS DON'T PILE UP.

OH, AND THERE'S SOME EVIL CAKE IN THE FRIDGE OF DARKNESS.

EAT IT! EAT IT BEFORE IT GOES GOOD!

YOU GOT IT, UH, BAWK, BAWK, MASTER.

AND DON'T FORGET TO FEED THE EVIL GUARD DOGS.

EVIL, UH...GUARD DOGS?

THEY LIKE CHICKEN.

AAH!

SO, THE ONLY KEY TO THE NIGHT MASTER'S LAIR

IS WITH THE CHICKEN.

WHERE DO WE FIND HIM, SIR?!

Coop: [ GROANS ] EVIL GOOD-LUCK KEY...

BAWK, BAWK, CLIP-ON TIE.

BAWK, BAWK, UH, SMOOTH. [ FARTS ]

THIS IS GONNA BE THE BIGGEST

"WELCOME BACK AND THANKS FOR SAVING EVERYONE FROM EVIL

BY BANISHING THE NIGHT MASTER ALL BY YOURSELF" PARTY EVER.

BAWK, I JUST WISH YIN AND, BAWK, YANG --

WE DO NOT SAY THE "Y" WORDS IN THIS HOUSE!

BUT --

'CAUSE I SAID SO!

[ ROOSTER CROWS ]

THERE'S THE DOOR. I'LL GET IT.

INVITATION, PLEASE.

YOU'RE OKAY.

I'M GOING IN.

YOU'RE NOT INVITED.

HEY! - [ WHAP! ]

REALLY, HOW BIG A DEAL CAN THIS PARTY BE?

Snelfer: M.L. SNELFER HERE AT COOP'S PARTY

WITH THE ONLY TWO LOSERS NOT INVITED.

WHA!

RUB IT IN, TINY PANTS.

YIN, RELAX, THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT THIS PARTY WE CARE ABOUT.

[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

[ CLOWN HORNS HONKING ] UNTIL NOW!

CLOWNS!

[ SQUISH ]

[ BABBLING ]

THIS WAY, YOUR MAJESTY.

[ SQUEAKING ]

[ LAUGHING ]

I HAVE TO GET IN THERE!

CLOWNS SUCK, YANG.

THEY DO NOT SUCK!

THEY HIT PEOPLE WITH PIES, AND THEN THEY GO ALL...

[ LAUGHING GOOFILY ]

...AT THEIR HUMILITATION.

IT'S EVERYTHING I WANT IN MY COMEDY.

G.P.: NOTHING TO, UH, SEE HERE.

JUST A BIG, WOBBLY CLOWN.

UH, NOT THREE HENCHMEN IN A BIG, WOBBLY CLOWN SUIT THERE.

[ LAUGHING ]

DID YOU SEE HOW HE WOBBLED?

CLASSIC.

WHO CARES? ALL THAT MATTERS IS COOP.

WHO YOU ONLY LIKE WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT.

HE'S HAVING A PARTY WE WEREN'T INVITED TO!

THAT HAS CLOWNS.

I HAVE TO GET IN THERE!

YINVISIBLE.

HEY! WHEN DID YOU GET YINVISIBILITY?

[ SMACK! ]

[ CHOMP! CHOMP! CHOMP! ]

[ WHAP! ]

Yang: WHO'S DOING THAT?!

UH, JUST NOW.

[ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING ]

IT'S JUST SO NICE OF YOU BOYS TO COME TO MY SON'S PARTY.

YOU HAVE A SON? REALLY?

YEAH, I BAWK, BAWK, DESTROYED THE NIGHT MASTER.

SAY IT!

UH, ALL BY MYSELF?

[ SPLAT! ]

[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S GREAT.

LET'S GO FIND HIS MOM.

JUST, UH, GRAB THE CHICKEN. NOTHING TO, UH, SEE HERE.

Cho: IT'S NOT EASY WORKING WITH THESE HANDS, SIR! AAH!

[ BONES CRUNCHING ]

Blenior: MY BACK.

THAT CLOWN WAS PROBABLY, BAWK, CHEAP.

SEE, YIN? THAT'S THE KLAVITZ BIPEDAL SHOE JUGGLE.

THE CIRCULAR IRONY OF THE FEET JUGGLING SHOES

SPEAKS TO THE POSTMODERNISM OF THE CLOWN ANTIC.

PLUS, IT'S HILARIOUS.

Coop's mother: OF COURSE, YIN AND YANG AREN'T HERE.

THEY ALMOST DESTROYED MY PRECIOUS COOP.

COOP'S YOUR SON?

I REALLY DON'T CARE.

THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER, COOP.

MY MOM SAYS IT'S NOT EVERY DAY

YOU, BAWK, SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE NIGHT MASTER

ALL BY YOUR, BAWK, BAWK, SELF.

WHATEVER. WHERE'S YOUR MOM?

WHAT?! LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

FIRST, HE HOUNDS ME. THEN HE BETRAYS ME.

THEN, HE TAKES CREDIT FOR SAVING THE WORLD,

AND WE STILL DON'T GET INVITED?!

BAH, I'M HEARING GIRLS THAT DON'T LIKE ME

IN MY, BAWK, BAWK, HEAD AGAIN.

UH, WE'RE INVISIBLE, YIN, NOT INAUDIBLE,

WHICH IS A WORD I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I KNOW.

I DON'T CARE, YANG!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T INVITE US!

YIN? YOU'RE HERE?

BUT YOU WEREN'T IN-- BAWK, BAWK --VITED.

SHE WOULDN'T HAVE COME ANYWAY.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT!

G.P.: HEY, UH, KID.

WANT TO, UH, YOU WANT TO, UH, SMELL MY CLOWN FLOWER?

UH, BAWK, BAWK, UH, NOT PARTICULARLY.

WELL, IT'S TIME TO STOP AND, UH, SMELL YOUR DOOM!

[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

[ MACHINERY WHIRRING ]

FOO FIELD!

HEY, BIG SHOES, SMALL LIFE SPAN!

NOBODY THROWS EXPLODING PROPS AT ME!

HEE! HOO! WAH!

OW!

HOW ABOUT WE DROP THE FOO FIELD?

AAH!

[ PBHT! ]

HENCHMEN! I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED.

NO SELF-RESPECTING CLOWN WOULD WEAR AN OUTFIT THAT MATCHED.

WHY ARE YOU SO HURTFUL?

CRYING ON THE OUTSIDE?

THAT'S THE LAST STRAW.

AAH!

[ CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYING ]

[ GUNS COCKING ]

UH, UH... SHE DID IT?

EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEAR HIM, SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

CLOWN FIGHT!

[ HONKING ]

[ "BIONIC MAN" SOUND EFFECT ] WA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H!

[ SPLAT ]

G.P.: [ GRUNTING ]

GIVE ME THE EVIL KEY SO I CAN STOP WORKING WITH THESE IDIOTS.

SIR, THAT'S VERY HURTFUL, SIR.

WE ARE RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW.

BAWK, BAWK, NEVER!

[ DING! ] [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

UH, THE KEY!

[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]

AH, SWEET! THIS IS, LIKE, REALLY GREAT.

THE KEY'S ENERGY TURNED ME ALL POWERFUL AND STUFF.

OKAY, FIRST THINGS FIRST.

[ SNAP ]

HA!

THIS COULD BE BAD.

EH, LIKE I'M GONNA BE SCARED OF SOMETHING CALLED G.P.

UH, GOOD POINT.

WHICH IS WHY, FROM NOW ON,

YOU, UH, YOU SHOULD CALL ME BY MY NEW EVIL NAME --

FRED! YEAH, FRED.

FRED? WHERE'D YOU GET FRED?

WELL, IT STANDS FOR, UH, FRIGHTENINGLY,

UH, YOU KNOW, REALLY POWERFUL, UH, ENRAGED, UH, DUDE!

UH, THAT'S FRPED.

THE "P" IS SILENT.

YOU MIGHT BE ALL-POWERFUL, BUT YOUR AIM STILL SUCKS.

HEY, UH, NICE SWORD THERE.

UH, YOU KNOW, THEY, UH, THEY MAKE THEM OUT OF METAL NOW.

OH, REALLY?

WE'RE DOING THE SPLIT-SCREEN, SCARY-EYE THING?

HUH, I'D RATHER DO THIS!

Yin: AAH!

HEY, FRA-PED! NO MANHANDLING THE GIRL RABBIT.

YOU KNOW, THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO SURPRISE SOMEBODY,

YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP THE WHOLE "HEY!" THING THERE.

[ SCREECH! ]

YANGARANG!

[ CHIRPING ]

A FISH?

YEAH. IS THAT GREAT OR WHAT?

LOOKS LIKE THE NEW, ALL-POWERFUL FRED

NOT ONLY, UH, YOU KNOW, TALKS ABOUT HIM IN THE THIRD PERSON,

BUT, UH, IT LOOKS LIKE FRED CAN BEND ALL REALITY TOO, HEY, UH?

[ WHAP! ]

HANG ON A SECOND THERE.

MAN, THAT'S, UH, PRETTY AWESOME.

WELL, I'M OFF TO BECOME THE NEW NIGHT MASTER.

BUT WHAT ABOUT US?

YOU GUYS? [ LAUGHING ]

I ONLY, UH, HANG AROUND WITH YOU GUYS WHEN IT'S CONVENIENT.

[ LAUGHING NERVOUSLY ]

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, SIR, I THOUGHT WE WERE PARTNERS.

UM, WHAT WOULD AN ACTUAL VILLAIN SAY RIGHT NOW?

OH! RIGHT! SILENCE, FLUNKY!

[ LAUGHS ] LOOK AT THAT THERE.

YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM.

IF HE GETS INTO THE NIGHT MASTER'S LAIR,

HE'LL BE EVEN MORE ALL-POWERFUL.

SILENCE, FLUNKY! SILENCE, FLUNKY!

I HATE MY LIFE.

YOU'VE GOT THE KEY?

NO, BUT WHAT I DO HAVE IS, UH, THIS!

[ ZAP! SQUEAK! ]

HA! WOW. LOOK AT THAT THERE.

UH, THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT THE WAY I PLANNED, UH.

POWER DOESN'T MAKE YOU EVIL ENOUGH!

BEING EVIL MAKES YOU EVIL ENOUGH!

BUT I, UH,

MANIPULATED PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT I WAS THEIR FRIEND

FOR MY OWN NEEDS.

THERE, UH, THAT'S, UH, YOU KNOW,

THAT'S PRETTY EVIL THERE, ISN'T IT?

IF BEING A BAD FRIEND IS ALL IT TOOK TO GET YOU IN HERE,

THE LITTLE PINK ONE - COULD OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!

[ RIBBIT! ]

I GET IT ALREADY!

HUH? YEAH? OKAY.

BUT, UH, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF FRED.

IT'S FRA-PED!

SHUT UP!

SO, WE CAN SKIP THE WHOLE

"'I'M SORRY.' 'APOLOGY ACCEPTED.'

'NO, I'LL NEVER DATE YOU'" THING?

UH...I GUESS.

AND YOU'RE INVITED TO MY, BAWK, BAWK, PARTY.

HUH, NOW I DON'T WANT TO GO.

I MEAN, THANK YOU, COOP.

WE'LL SEE YOU THERE.

COME ON!

LET'S GO SEE IF ANY CLOWNS WERE LEFT CONSCIOUS!

CLOWNS! [ LAUGHS ]

SHE SAID, "SORRY." SHE SAID, "THANK YOU."

BA-COOL!

EVERYTHING'S COMING UP, BAWK, BAWK, COOP.

HUH?

HUH, APPARENTLY, YOU'VE STILL GOT ENOUGH EVIL IN YOU

TO OPEN THE DOOR YOURSELF.

AND I FORGOT TO, BAWK, BAWK, FEED YOU, DIDN'T I?

[ COOP SCREAMING ]

APPARENTLY, THEY DO LIKE CHICKEN.

BAWK, OUCH!