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Alright, final item of
the Galactic Defiance meeting --
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our plan to take out
the Gromflomite Queen.
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-It is not ready for approval!
-What did I just--
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Quiet! We can be a Defiance
without talking over each other!
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Thank you.
Corsica?
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As it stands,
our assassination task force
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has yet to provide
a clear plan --
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We provide
lots of plans.
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Your committee keeps
killing them.
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Well, it's an assassination
committee.
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Whattaya want them
to do?
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All intelligence indicates
it needs to be a surprise.
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Which is why we need to
plan it carefully.
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Why don't we turn things over
to our assassin, Beth Sanchez?
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[ Audience murmuring ]
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Great.
It's an assassination meeting.
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Where the hell
is the assassin?
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Corsica:
Beth. Where are you?!
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Um, assassinating.
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Are you insane? We're stillin a meeting about this.
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We've been meeting about it
for months.
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Is the plan to kill her
with old age?
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There is no plan.
We still have to approve one.
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Do you even look at
your Defiance e-mail?
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Who has the patience for
three-factor authentication?
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Beth!
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♪♪
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[ Grunts ]
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Aah! Aah!
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[ Grunts ]
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Aah!
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The Defiance says hello.
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Or goodbye?
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I mean, I guess the hello
meant goodbye anyway,
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but this guy
beat me to it?
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-Oh!
-Oh, my God!
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Who are you?!
An assassin?
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I mean, I wish.
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Kill her!
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[ Weapons zapping ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Alarm wailing ]
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Time to go.
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Oh, shit.
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Uh, hey, good news --
the Queen is dead.
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Bad news -- I didn't do it.
Worst news -- I need a lift.
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I can't approvean extraction
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from an unapprovedassassination.
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I'll have to callan emergency meeting.
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I'm going to die.
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[ Screaming ]
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Aah!
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♪♪
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Ughhh!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Electricity crackling ]
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[ Speaking Japanese ]
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Whoa!
You beat out Luigi's?!
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[ Cellphone buzzing ]
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Mm.
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I'm hammering sushi.
What's up?
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Space Beth:
Well, [chuckles] funny story,
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or maybe not that funny.
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Are you pitching
a Hulu Original?
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I-I kinda...
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went rogue and now I'm
trapped on a Gromflomite ship.
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[ Belches ]
Send the coordinates.
I'll pick you up.
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Really?Just like that?
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Of course just like that.
You're my daughter, probably.
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Jiro!
Lava cake to go.
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The lava cake
was already ordered.
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I can see it from here.
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You don't have to explain.
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Ya think it'd be easy
to scan the only
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warm-blooded thing
on the ship.
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We tried that once.
Lotta rats in the walls.
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Is that why the ship
always has a "B" in the window?
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-Huh?
-Huh?
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[ Both grunt ]
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Hey! Freeze!
You first.
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Agh!
Walked...right...into...it!
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-Ah!
-Wow, Beth. [ Chuckles ]
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You've been staying busy.
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Oh, shit!
It's Rick Sanchez!
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Hey. My daughter is
just as dangerous.
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[ Screaming ]
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Wait, so the gun
also shoots a sign?
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Yeah, for clarity,
so people know it's quicksand
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and not a brown portal
or diarrhea.
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But doesn't the sign
tip off the enemy?
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No, no, the other side says
"ordinary sand."
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There she is!
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Aw, what?
Oh, oh, oh!
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See, there's
your classic diarrhea.
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Ugh!
Whatever.
Can we go now?
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Just portal me to HQ.
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Actually, could you portal me,
like, a block away?
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So they don't know
your dad drove you? Sure.
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Okay, all in favor
of Natalie thumbnailing
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an emergency rescue budget?
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-Oh!
-Oh, whoops.
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You're a prick.
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Stop acting embarrassed.
I'm a legend here.
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Oh, hey, BugAnne.
Hey, Rick.
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Yes, it's disappointing
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that the legend
doesn't fall far from the tree.
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Huh. That's a weird way
to thank her and apologize.
Dad!
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Thank her for what?
A botched assassination?
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Whoa, whoa.
I don't botch shit.
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I just turned down
sloppy seconds.
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Yeah, their mothership wasn't
on red alert for her birthday.
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You sure about that?
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Red alert for the Queen'sbirthday!
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That's right, Her Majesty is70 days young
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but still laying eggsand banging drones.
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You go, girl!
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Yes, Queen.
Space Beth: What? No.
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I saw that bitch's pillow
through her face.
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A Sting Trooper did it.
Why didn't they pin it on us?
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Translation --
ya botched.
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-You can say that again.
-Always botchin'!
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-Nepo baby.
-Excuse me?
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Dad, stop helping.
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This is the opposite
of a nepo baby.
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This is a human
with half my DNA
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that despises me for the same
reasons you bailed on her.
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This organization resents
and discourages talent.
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It's why working here
was always beneath me,
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and it's why none of you
are worth eating her shit,
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and if you don't start
appreciating her,
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I guarantee you,
she'll be next out the door.
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[ Clears throat ]
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It was a good rescue, though.
You got me fired!
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Only because you blew
your chance to quit!
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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I really hope
I am the clone
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because I never asked
to be born.
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I can't handle watching you
host those parasites.
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Clone or not, that's still
my blood in your veins.
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Yeah, I know.
I'm trying to overcome that.
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Ouch.
Oh, boo-hoo.
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Whatever.
Drop me off in space.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm gonna get to the bottom
of this inside hit on the Queen.
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[ Sighs ] I-I know a guy
that knows a guy
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that knows some bugs.
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Look, I gotta drop you
off somewhere.
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It might as well be
the filth-encrusted apartment
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of an insect-supremacist
arms dealer.
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Fiiine.
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♪♪
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I thought you were
dropping me off.
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I gotta make sure
it's the right supremacist.
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They all look alike.
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Aah! Hey!
No mammals allowed!
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That's our guy.
Oh, shit, fuck!
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Guh. Oh!
Oh, hey.
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I-I didn't mean that
about mammals.
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You're --
You're clearly a good one.
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She is. She's very interested
in insect politics.
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Um, actually,
there's no such thing
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because insects are genetically
inclined for organization --
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Ohhhh! Ah!
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So tell us which insect
organized a hit on the Queen.
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I dunno. You guys kinda proved
you're not gonna let me fall --
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Aaahhhh!
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Aaah! Aah!
Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.
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Talk.
You're just gonna --
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Aaaaagghh!
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Aaah! Oh.
Alright, alright! Shit!
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It was Fantabulous!
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The former Royal Doctor!
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Wait.
The medical officer?
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That's all I know,
I swear!
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Is it, though?
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Oh, God!
Aaaahhhhh!
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Dad?
He said that's all he knew.
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[ Thud ]
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[ Belches ] I'm a mammal.
I'm disorganized.
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I've heard of that doctor,
though.
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Classic disgraced
eugenicist trope.
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You can get disgraced
for eugenics by insects?
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[ Belches ]
I suppose he had a gift.
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Did he have an address?
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♪♪
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[ Gasps ]
Hi. Don't be afraid
to surrender.
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Yeah, you can even join us
as an unlikely ally.
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I don't know
what that is.
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I can explain.
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Does your bug culture
have ghosts?
Yes.
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Has it had any hit movies
about busting ghosts
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successful enough to generate
sequels and cartoons?
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Of course.
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Well, an unlikely ally
would be like a ghost
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that hangs out
with the ghostbusters.
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Okay, that is the most offensive
job offer I've ever received.
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More offensive than death?
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Good luck with that.
[ Inhales ]
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Wait, so he's too cool
to be a Slimer,
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but he's asthmatic?
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[ Gurgling and roaring ]
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Aah! [ Grunts ]
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Aah!
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That's...new.
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[ Belches ]
A super-soldier formula?
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I said "new" not
"creatively trailblazing."
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[ Inhaling ]
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[ Growling ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Ugh!
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Ah!
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Aah!
Jesus Christ.
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[ Screams ]
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I hope killing these things
is leveling us up.
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It's some kind of
suped-up fungus.
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What? Should we be
wearing masks?
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Nah, we're fine.
It's a bug problem.
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These little guys
don't affect mammals.
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Why would they?
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It's a highly evolved
symbiote.
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Its goal is
galactic domination,
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so why would it want to be
hosted by shit-flinging monkeys
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from a planet
named after dirt?
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Wow!
We're disease bragging now?
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That fungus is no disease.
It's the cure.
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My species has been wasting
away for generations.
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We're being led by a --
Yeah, yeah.
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Millennials killed
Blockbuster Video.
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Just tell my daughter
why you whacked your own queen.
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Her Majesty refused
to distribute my medicine.
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So I had her killed
in secret
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and replaced with a robot Queen
who will.
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All of Gromflom One
will gather for her birthday,
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and all will
receive a gift!
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That's not how birthdays work,
dipshit.
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How about this
for a birthday?
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Close airlock seven!
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[ Screaming ]
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You really don't know me,
do you?
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And you don't know me.
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Or the various sizes
of bugs!
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Ultromflomites,
attack!
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[ Growling ]
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Behold the Gromflomites
of the future.
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Soon we will reign again!
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He's getting away!
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And living rent-free
in your head!
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[ Laughs ]
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Rick: Whoa!
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[ Growling ]
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Ahh! Ugh!
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Ah, so much
for my fucking break.
256
00:09:46,409 --> 00:09:47,910
Aah!
257
00:09:49,412 --> 00:09:51,281
[ Screams ]
258
00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:57,186
♪♪
259
00:09:57,220 --> 00:09:58,988
Toro, toro!
260
00:09:59,022 --> 00:10:00,189
Olé!
261
00:10:00,223 --> 00:10:01,991
[ Groans ]
262
00:10:03,727 --> 00:10:05,194
[ Sighs ]
263
00:10:05,228 --> 00:10:06,697
What was that "rent-free
in your head" shit?
264
00:10:06,730 --> 00:10:08,131
It's dumb people saying
something meaningless
265
00:10:08,164 --> 00:10:09,966
'cause they've learned
a new phrase.
266
00:10:09,999 --> 00:10:11,267
It just means you're
thinking about something!
267
00:10:11,301 --> 00:10:13,102
Focus, Dad!
The queen is a spore bomb.
268
00:10:13,136 --> 00:10:14,637
Ooh, you better call
the Defiance.
269
00:10:14,671 --> 00:10:16,572
Why, so they can
form a committee?
270
00:10:16,606 --> 00:10:17,674
You don't want
your old job back?
271
00:10:17,708 --> 00:10:19,642
No, Dad,
the Defiance sucks,
272
00:10:19,676 --> 00:10:20,977
but that doctor keeps
trying to kill me,
273
00:10:21,010 --> 00:10:22,812
he is not getting the "W."
274
00:10:22,845 --> 00:10:24,180
Oh, God.
I'm turning into my father.
275
00:10:24,213 --> 00:10:25,815
That's all you had to say,
partner.
276
00:10:25,848 --> 00:10:27,785
Alright,
should be pretty easy.
277
00:10:27,817 --> 00:10:29,385
We get in undetected,
find the spore bomb,
278
00:10:29,419 --> 00:10:31,789
and portal it out of there.
Step one --
279
00:10:31,821 --> 00:10:33,189
we blend inas bugs working for
280
00:10:33,222 --> 00:10:35,224
the Departmentof Transportation.
281
00:10:35,258 --> 00:10:37,327
My guy Cisco will beat the back door at 7:00 a.m.
282
00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,562
-Who's Cisco?-My inside man. Don't worry.
283
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,397
Okay, but whatif he doesn't show up?
284
00:10:41,431 --> 00:10:43,399
What's that supposed to mean?You don't even know Cisco.
285
00:10:43,433 --> 00:10:45,201
Which is very concerning
286
00:10:45,234 --> 00:10:47,036
since this plan seemsvery dependent on him.
287
00:10:47,070 --> 00:10:49,639
-So let me finish the plan.-Fine.
288
00:10:49,672 --> 00:10:52,842
Step two -- Cisco provides uswith security credentials
289
00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:54,377
for the maintenance tunnels.
290
00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:56,145
And if he doesn't show,what's our backup plan?
291
00:10:56,179 --> 00:10:59,315
I use Cisco so thatI don't need a backup plan.
292
00:10:59,349 --> 00:11:00,751
[ Doorbell rings]What's that?
293
00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:02,151
We ordered food,remember?
294
00:11:02,185 --> 00:11:04,087
I've never heard ofthis Cisco guy in my life
295
00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:07,190
and all of a sudden he's themost reliable person ever born.
296
00:11:07,223 --> 00:11:09,760
[ Belches ] Maybe I work withmore reliable people than you.
297
00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:12,028
Make sure my friesare there.
298
00:11:12,061 --> 00:11:14,197
Thank you.Oh, wait, are there fries?
299
00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:16,899
Oh, okay, I see them.Thank you.
300
00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:18,568
Where were we?Step three --
301
00:11:18,601 --> 00:11:20,870
we quickly and quietly patchinto the surveillance grid.
302
00:11:20,903 --> 00:11:22,438
Wait.How 'd we get there?
303
00:11:22,472 --> 00:11:23,873
With the credentialswe got from Cisco.
304
00:11:23,906 --> 00:11:25,908
So in other words,if Cisco --
305
00:11:25,942 --> 00:11:27,845
Cisco has nevernot shown up!
306
00:11:27,877 --> 00:11:29,679
Can I just ask,what does someone have to do
307
00:11:29,713 --> 00:11:32,415
to achieve the level of trustyou place in this random man?
308
00:11:32,448 --> 00:11:34,117
-I trust plenty of people.-Name two.
309
00:11:34,150 --> 00:11:36,519
Uh, easy --Birdperson and Cisco.
310
00:11:36,552 --> 00:11:38,187
Cisco's at the same levelas Birdperson?!
311
00:11:38,221 --> 00:11:39,455
Yeah.He listens to my plans.
312
00:11:39,489 --> 00:11:40,890
Well, I guessI would, too,
313
00:11:40,923 --> 00:11:42,892
if I was the pivotalgoddamn participant.
314
00:11:42,925 --> 00:11:44,695
That's all this is?You're jealous of Cisco?
315
00:11:44,728 --> 00:11:47,563
I don't want to rely on him.If he doesn't show up at 7:00,
316
00:11:47,597 --> 00:11:49,700
we're two humans inbug costumes banging on a door
317
00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:52,568
until the cops find us,then we're running and gunning.
318
00:11:52,602 --> 00:11:54,203
We're not going to berunning or gunning
319
00:11:54,237 --> 00:11:56,239
at any point in this plan.
320
00:11:56,272 --> 00:11:58,207
It's gonna be you, me, andCisco staying under the radar
321
00:11:58,241 --> 00:11:59,810
and preventinga coronation catastrophe.
322
00:11:59,843 --> 00:12:02,780
[ Beep, air hissing ]
323
00:12:02,813 --> 00:12:04,748
[ Both roaring ]
324
00:12:04,782 --> 00:12:07,483
[ Screaming ]
325
00:12:07,517 --> 00:12:09,485
[ Space Beth grunting ]
326
00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:17,293
♪♪
327
00:12:17,326 --> 00:12:18,461
Oh, shit.
328
00:12:18,494 --> 00:12:19,529
-Freeze!
-Don't move!
329
00:12:19,562 --> 00:12:21,330
Hands in the air!
Huh.
330
00:12:21,364 --> 00:12:23,032
[ Burps ] I don't know
what got into Cisco.
331
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:26,804
This may be unpopular,
but the Queen was a bitch.
332
00:12:26,837 --> 00:12:29,539
I mean, big deal,
you had a billion kids.
333
00:12:29,572 --> 00:12:31,507
Did you find them?
334
00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,409
We're kinda hard to miss.
335
00:12:33,443 --> 00:12:35,945
Stay back or die!
Yeah! Listen to him.
336
00:12:35,978 --> 00:12:37,246
Why?!
She's infected!
337
00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:38,782
Bullshit!
She would've turned.
338
00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:40,650
Ya think I normally
look like this?!
339
00:12:40,683 --> 00:12:42,285
I mean, maybe.
I-I don't know you.
340
00:12:42,318 --> 00:12:43,686
I need your labs,
your data,
341
00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:44,788
everything you've got
on this thing.
342
00:12:44,822 --> 00:12:46,122
Stop pointing a gun
at me!
343
00:12:46,155 --> 00:12:47,825
Stop pointing a gun
at me!
344
00:12:47,858 --> 00:12:50,193
[ Coughing wetly ]
345
00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:54,330
Can -- Can you cover
your mouth?
346
00:12:55,298 --> 00:12:57,801
So it's true?
You're infected?
347
00:12:57,835 --> 00:12:59,903
It obviously affects
mammals slower,
348
00:12:59,937 --> 00:13:02,038
but, yeah,
it's jumped species.
349
00:13:02,071 --> 00:13:04,908
Then perhaps in you
lies the cure.
350
00:13:04,942 --> 00:13:07,878
Was stepping from the shadows
meant to give that more weight?
351
00:13:07,911 --> 00:13:09,979
No, my pen rolled
into the corner.
352
00:13:10,012 --> 00:13:11,447
But even if you do cure it,
353
00:13:11,481 --> 00:13:14,150
our scanners show
a big, scary,
354
00:13:14,183 --> 00:13:17,220
dramatic spore hive
growing deep underground.
355
00:13:17,253 --> 00:13:19,857
Real, you know,
final-boss vibes.
356
00:13:19,890 --> 00:13:21,925
They're building
an ultra army.
357
00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:23,392
Kinda what I just said,
358
00:13:23,426 --> 00:13:26,128
but looks like we both
need an antidote.
359
00:13:26,162 --> 00:13:28,998
So, tenuous alliance?
360
00:13:29,031 --> 00:13:30,901
Oh!
Unlikely allies!
361
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:32,535
We got our Slimer!
362
00:13:35,571 --> 00:13:37,741
Dad?
Am I growing a...
363
00:13:37,774 --> 00:13:39,242
horn?
364
00:13:39,275 --> 00:13:41,344
Yeah. Uh, just relax.
I'm working on it.
365
00:13:41,377 --> 00:13:44,013
I can feel them...
the hive...
366
00:13:44,046 --> 00:13:46,015
Uh! Kinda funny, huh?
367
00:13:46,048 --> 00:13:48,050
I hate
working with others...
368
00:13:48,084 --> 00:13:50,186
but now the collective
is calling me...
369
00:13:50,219 --> 00:13:52,255
[ Belches ] Maybe send that shit
to voicemail, sweetie.
370
00:13:52,288 --> 00:13:53,556
[ Groans ]
371
00:13:53,589 --> 00:13:55,525
Cadet, for your service,
372
00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:59,028
the Federation stands
scrung in scrung with you.
373
00:13:59,061 --> 00:14:01,030
[ Air hissing ]
374
00:14:01,063 --> 00:14:03,800
[ Sneezes, growls ]
375
00:14:06,469 --> 00:14:07,603
Rick: Yes!
376
00:14:07,637 --> 00:14:08,772
[ Alarm blaring ]
377
00:14:11,008 --> 00:14:12,642
Huh. [ Belches ]
Thought that would be it.
378
00:14:12,675 --> 00:14:16,078
Don't sweat it. We're long on
bugs and short on ethics.
379
00:14:16,112 --> 00:14:18,548
I mean,
if I gotta be fascist...
380
00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:28,057
♪♪
381
00:14:28,090 --> 00:14:37,968
♪♪
382
00:14:38,001 --> 00:14:39,669
Ow! Shit!
What the hell?
383
00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:41,103
Oh, sorry, sorry,
384
00:14:41,137 --> 00:14:42,973
I brought in my rotating
math projector light.
385
00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:45,107
Put it back
in your decoration bin.
386
00:14:47,643 --> 00:14:49,312
[ Growls ]
387
00:14:49,345 --> 00:14:50,981
Aah!
388
00:14:51,014 --> 00:14:53,850
Holy shit!
You did it!
389
00:14:53,884 --> 00:14:55,585
The projector helped!
390
00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:57,620
Wait. Does this mean
my family won't get paid?
391
00:14:57,653 --> 00:14:59,689
I told them my death
would pay for college.
392
00:14:59,723 --> 00:15:01,624
Oh, you'll die.
[ Chuckles ]
393
00:15:01,657 --> 00:15:03,626
You all die,
eventually.
394
00:15:05,461 --> 00:15:07,965
Look, I know it might suck
to be my daughter sometimes,
395
00:15:07,998 --> 00:15:10,333
but there are some perks
to being related.
396
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,703
Ughhh...Dad...
397
00:15:13,536 --> 00:15:16,873
[ Grunting ]
398
00:15:16,907 --> 00:15:19,009
Ugh. All right.
I'm still human.
399
00:15:19,042 --> 00:15:21,078
I like boobs.
I like boob milk.
400
00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:22,946
Oh, no.
I-I like jelly.
401
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,480
I want nutritious jelly!
402
00:15:24,513 --> 00:15:27,084
Agh!
Ah, I want boob milk.
403
00:15:27,116 --> 00:15:29,118
Ah, I like boobs.
404
00:15:29,151 --> 00:15:31,420
[ Groans ]
Turn on the cash!
405
00:15:31,454 --> 00:15:33,824
W-What?
Never mind, I'll do it.
406
00:15:33,857 --> 00:15:35,524
[ Bell dinging ]
407
00:15:35,558 --> 00:15:38,028
I'm cured, baby!
Cured human Rick!
408
00:15:38,061 --> 00:15:39,462
[ Gagging ]
409
00:15:39,495 --> 00:15:42,733
Oh, shit. Sorry, Beth.
Daddy's coming!
410
00:15:42,766 --> 00:15:49,039
♪♪
411
00:15:49,072 --> 00:15:55,511
♪♪
412
00:15:55,544 --> 00:15:58,048
Damn.
Small attack squad.
413
00:15:58,081 --> 00:16:00,216
You killed a lot of us.
414
00:16:00,249 --> 00:16:02,351
Well, who else
would be down for this?
415
00:16:02,385 --> 00:16:05,254
I mean, it is "bring your
daughter to work" day.
416
00:16:06,923 --> 00:16:08,125
[ Gasping ]
417
00:16:08,157 --> 00:16:09,659
"Bring your daughter
to work day"?
418
00:16:09,693 --> 00:16:11,661
It's my work, Dad.
419
00:16:11,695 --> 00:16:13,596
You were sitting on that one
for the last six hours?
420
00:16:13,629 --> 00:16:15,531
Thank you, Rick.
421
00:16:15,564 --> 00:16:17,500
It is rare to find something
Bird Daughter likes.
422
00:16:17,533 --> 00:16:19,168
Mask up, boys!
423
00:16:19,201 --> 00:16:21,170
These puppies have
triple spore filters.
424
00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:23,006
Should keep us
fungus-free.
425
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:24,340
Time to deliver
the payload.
426
00:16:24,373 --> 00:16:26,409
Is the payload a bomb
or a cure?
427
00:16:26,442 --> 00:16:28,111
Who cares?
It's a payload.
428
00:16:28,145 --> 00:16:33,050
♪♪
429
00:16:33,083 --> 00:16:35,584
[ Beeping ]
430
00:16:37,921 --> 00:16:41,223
I think it's time we remove
Gene from the text thread.
431
00:16:41,257 --> 00:16:43,325
You can't respond.
It only feeds the beast.
432
00:16:43,359 --> 00:16:47,630
Speaking of beasts,
I see you are parenting as well.
433
00:16:47,663 --> 00:16:48,932
Oh, she called me.
434
00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,734
I'm trying
not to blow it.
435
00:16:50,767 --> 00:16:52,368
You and me both.
436
00:16:54,738 --> 00:16:56,205
This way.
437
00:16:56,238 --> 00:17:00,744
♪♪
438
00:17:01,845 --> 00:17:04,114
[ Fast beeping ]
439
00:17:04,147 --> 00:17:05,414
[ Roaring ]
440
00:17:05,448 --> 00:17:06,983
She led us into a trap!
441
00:17:07,017 --> 00:17:08,719
What trap?!
Didn't you want to die?
442
00:17:08,752 --> 00:17:10,653
Protect the payload!
443
00:17:10,686 --> 00:17:12,956
♪♪
444
00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:15,624
-Aaaah!
-Aaah!
445
00:17:15,658 --> 00:17:16,993
[ Groans ]
446
00:17:17,027 --> 00:17:18,995
[ Grunting ]
447
00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:25,234
♪♪
448
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:28,138
[ Screams ]
449
00:17:28,171 --> 00:17:30,439
Yes! Yes!
I'm gonna be dead!
450
00:17:30,473 --> 00:17:33,176
Bug State,
here my son comes!
451
00:17:33,210 --> 00:17:34,510
[ Snarling ]
452
00:17:36,245 --> 00:17:37,981
L-Let's all
make an effort to check
453
00:17:38,014 --> 00:17:39,515
on that guy's kid
in college.
454
00:17:39,548 --> 00:17:40,784
Bug pact!
455
00:17:40,817 --> 00:17:43,820
♪♪
456
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,688
[ Grunting ]
457
00:17:48,191 --> 00:17:50,127
[ Laughs ]
458
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,427
Aww, look at that.
459
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:53,130
I think she is having
a good time.
460
00:17:53,163 --> 00:17:54,396
[ Rumbling ]
461
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,867
Don't start
celebrating yet.
462
00:17:56,900 --> 00:18:03,840
♪♪
463
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:04,941
[ Sniffs ]
464
00:18:04,975 --> 00:18:07,343
[ Roaring ]
465
00:18:10,847 --> 00:18:13,216
Let's fucking goooooooooo!
466
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:15,484
She gets it from her mother.
[ Screeches ]
467
00:18:15,518 --> 00:18:17,988
Glad you picked up
my call, Dad.
468
00:18:18,021 --> 00:18:20,289
Uh, glad you called.
469
00:18:20,322 --> 00:18:21,725
We don't have to do it
all the time.
470
00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:24,293
♪♪
471
00:18:24,326 --> 00:18:26,295
[ Screaming ]
472
00:18:26,328 --> 00:18:28,397
[ Grunts ]
473
00:18:28,832 --> 00:18:30,633
[ Roars ] Oh!
474
00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:32,869
General! Aah!
No, no, no!
475
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:34,670
[ Groans ]
476
00:18:34,704 --> 00:18:38,842
♪♪
477
00:18:38,875 --> 00:18:40,543
[ Inhales shakily ]
478
00:18:40,576 --> 00:18:43,280
Check out the scrung
on this guy! Ha, ha!
479
00:18:43,312 --> 00:18:45,048
Now you've got it!
480
00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:47,683
[ Laughing ]
481
00:18:49,719 --> 00:18:50,887
This fucking guy?
482
00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:52,621
Yes!
It's me again!
483
00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:55,258
I warned you I had
different-sized bugs.
484
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:58,561
That was foreshadowing.
Every hive needs a mind.
485
00:18:58,594 --> 00:19:02,631
And in those minds will be me,
paying no rent at all.
486
00:19:02,665 --> 00:19:04,533
I might even charge rent!
487
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:06,669
Quite a birthday, no?
488
00:19:06,703 --> 00:19:09,072
This guy's brain
is cooked.
489
00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:10,506
Attack!
490
00:19:10,539 --> 00:19:12,242
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, shit!
491
00:19:12,275 --> 00:19:13,743
Oh, oh, moving fast!
492
00:19:15,145 --> 00:19:17,013
Smash!
[ Grunts ]
493
00:19:17,047 --> 00:19:18,248
Beth!
494
00:19:18,281 --> 00:19:20,250
[ Rick roars ]
495
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:21,718
Ah!
496
00:19:21,751 --> 00:19:23,920
You can cut all the heads
off you like!
497
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,889
You'll never be rid of me!
498
00:19:25,922 --> 00:19:27,924
[ Laughing ]
499
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,425
[ Laughing ]
500
00:19:29,458 --> 00:19:31,594
Agh! What! No!
Stop laughing, you idiot!
501
00:19:31,627 --> 00:19:33,263
[ Grunts ]
Oh! Oh, shit!
502
00:19:33,296 --> 00:19:35,699
Put me back on top!
Put me back on top!
503
00:19:35,732 --> 00:19:38,268
Agh! God!
Not like that!
504
00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:46,877
♪♪
505
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:48,745
[ Both grunting ]
506
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:53,216
No! Who said you could bring
a payload in here?!
507
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,851
General Ronkonkomus Joe:
Move, move, move!
508
00:19:54,885 --> 00:19:56,920
No one gets to say the phrase
"rent free" after I die.
509
00:19:56,953 --> 00:19:58,722
It dies with me.
510
00:19:58,755 --> 00:20:01,057
I did everything
you could do with it!
511
00:20:01,091 --> 00:20:04,895
Aaah! Rent free!
Rent freeeee!
512
00:20:04,928 --> 00:20:06,997
[ Screaming ]
513
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,801
Ugh!
514
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,569
So, can I kill these guys?
Is the truce over?
515
00:20:13,602 --> 00:20:14,938
I don't know.
Is it?
516
00:20:14,971 --> 00:20:17,707
Perhaps we Gromflomites
can change...
517
00:20:17,741 --> 00:20:20,710
without having to transform
into giant monsters.
518
00:20:20,744 --> 00:20:22,812
I'm sure the Defiance
would be interested in that.
519
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:23,847
Get a room.
520
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,548
Ha. Ha.
I had fun.
521
00:20:26,582 --> 00:20:28,651
[ Crowd cheering ]
522
00:20:28,684 --> 00:20:32,956
Today I am proud
to honor heroes from both sides
523
00:20:32,989 --> 00:20:37,093
on what will forever mark
the dawn of a new age.
524
00:20:37,127 --> 00:20:38,728
Not that we're gonna
be doing this every week.
525
00:20:38,762 --> 00:20:41,197
I mean,
hopefully never again actually.
526
00:20:41,231 --> 00:20:42,766
Congratulations.
527
00:20:42,799 --> 00:20:45,835
The Defiance owes you two
a debt of gratitude.
528
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:49,005
Rick, pretty cool to see you
working with your daughter.
529
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,340
Pretty...hot.
530
00:20:50,373 --> 00:20:53,777
Uh, oh, okay.
Y-yeah. Yeah.
531
00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:55,278
Please don't fuck
my co-workers.
532
00:20:55,312 --> 00:20:57,147
Uh, hey, you called me.
533
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,182
♪♪
534
00:21:05,355 --> 00:21:07,556
♪♪
535
00:21:13,495 --> 00:21:15,699
♪♪
536
00:21:21,404 --> 00:21:23,605
♪♪
537
00:21:29,545 --> 00:21:31,348
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit, shit!
538
00:21:31,381 --> 00:21:32,681
Oh, shit!
539
00:21:32,716 --> 00:21:34,718
Cisco,
what's wrong, baby?
540
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:37,020
Remember the space guy
who paid me all that money
541
00:21:37,053 --> 00:21:38,687
to do that thing?!
Yeah.
542
00:21:38,722 --> 00:21:40,622
Well, I missed
the goddamn thing!
543
00:21:40,656 --> 00:21:42,624
Did the space guy know
you had a drug problem?
544
00:21:42,658 --> 00:21:45,061
Well, I-I didn't
before I met you, Sandy!
545
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,363
Hey!
546
00:21:46,396 --> 00:21:48,865
Aw, sorry.
I shouldn't blame you.
547
00:21:48,898 --> 00:21:50,400
It's okay.
548
00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:52,102
More drugs?
549
00:21:52,135 --> 00:21:54,037
Yes, please.
550
00:21:54,070 --> 00:21:54,904
[ Motorboating ]
551
00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:57,874
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