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We should go into business together, you and me.

I think I might want to do this with you.

To the Luncheonette! Partners. Partners.

I was drinking at the party. There was a misunderstanding.

Zach pushed Alex.

ALL: Ooh! Alex punched him.

The family is going to press charges of assault and battery.

It`s not my first offense.

Oh, my God, are you pregnant?

I don`t really know what to say about it

because l`m not keeping it.

Would you ever consider letting me adopt your baby?

No.

That`s a very wise choice, l`ll let you know.

Four bucks.

You look stunning.

And no stains, no rips or anything, three dollars, everything on this rack.

Actually, it`s two bucks. Hey! Dad, none of this stuff has prices on it.

Huh? How much is the chicken?

Ooh! Oh. Excuse me? Excuse me, l`m sorry. I`m so sorry. Did you just get those?

This is a mistake. These belong to my daughter.

CAMlLLE: Hey! Sarah? That`s crazy.

What? What are you doing? I just sold those.

Mom, these are Amber`s.

CAMlLLE: No, she brought over a box. No, Ma.

Filled with stuff that she doesn`t want anymore.

SARAH: So... She`s moving... She doesn`t want it.

My daughter`s moving out and it`s just confusing like, which stuff is... Is what.

But l`ll get your money...

Hey. You like, like, old records?

Yeah, yeah, I do. Nice.

Yeah. You guys have a lot of `80s, which is awesome.

Yeah, there`s a bunch. It`s all my dad`s.

He`s like, a musician. So... Really?

Yeah. I mean, he`s not like, on iTunes or anything.

Yeah. You know. He tours around and whatnot, so...

Cool.

Hi. Amy? Yeah.

Amy Ellis, right? Yeah.

Hi, Zeek Braverman. Hi.

You know, I have the clearest memory of you.

Uh, you were a little girl, you wrecked your bike out here in front,

the chain came off, and I helped you put it back on.

Yes, I do remember that. And it was raining.

Oh, you bet your ass. Yeah.

Cats and dogs, yeah.

So, how`re your folks doing? They`re good, yeah. They`re good.

I always liked your dad. He was a $9ers fan, right?

Yes. Yeah.

Still is. Great.

Dad, Dad? Hi! Hi.

How much is this?

Yeah. Well, you tell him hi, would ya? Yep. I will. Um...

So, these are a quarter apiece, right? Yep.

Yeah? Pretty much.

Okay. Cool. Aw, no, hey. You know what?

Take the whole crate. I mean, it`s just cluttering up my garage.

Really? I mean, unless you find some Grateful Dead in there.

Just kidding. Okay.

No problem. That`s awesome! Thank you.

You bet. Um... Okay, well, I guess l`ll see you around...

Oh, Drew. Drew. Bye.

Bye. Bye, Amy.

Please don`t... Amy Ellis.

I`m aware. Hmm.

JABBAR: You look weird.

Tell me something. Does...uh, does this hurt?

Ow. Yeah.

Ah, well. Well...

Then I gotta ask you a very serious medical question, Jabbar.

Have you been farting a lot lately?

I try to hold it in! Yeah, right. Like a circus elephant does.

Well I am so sorry for your stinkiness, but, uh, I think I know what this is.

It`s probably a wheat allergy. Really?

DR. JOE: Yeah. For real?

Mm-hmm. Uh, joint tenderness, excessive gas,

urticaria, which is, it`s really just a fancy term for the rash on his shins.

What do we have to do for that, uh, you know, treatment-wise?

You avoid wheat.

Oh. JASMlNE: Mmm.

DR. JOE: And you guys are probably gonna wanna keep a dietary log

of pretty much everything that he eats for the next 30 days.

Okay. He`ll be all right.

CROSBY: Hey, not to sound skeptical but, uh, wheat allergy.

It seems like, uh, you know, it`s like the Snuggies of diseases.

Everyone has one this year. I just don`t see what the...

DR. JOE: Uh... Yeah, I know it`s become really popular.

But it`s something l`ve been diagnosing for the past 10 years.

So you know what? We`ll try this,

if it doesn`t work, we`ll try something else. Right.

Sorry, Doctor. He gets like this sometimes.

No, it`s okay. I`ve seen couples do a lot worse.

Oh, no, we`re not together.

Oh, try not to throw up. Make that known.

Anyway, uh, I really appreciate you seeing us. Very much.

Oh, it`s no problem at all.

And, hey, listen, let me give you my card. Oh, great.

You know, if you need to ask any questions, just feel free to call me.

Oh! Any time, really. My service will page me.

Great, thanks. You`re welcome.

You got a second card for Dad, or...

Yeah. Uh, just give me a second.

Knock, knock.

Hi! Your door`s open.

Yeah, I know. To all the murderers and, um, felons

Oh... in the... In the building, probably.

Well, I leave it open. You know that. No, I know, it`s okay.

What you doing? (SlGHS) Just hanging out, you know? Living. Living life.

Oh, it`s looking very, uh... (STAMMERlNG)

Homey. Great.

Okay. That`s a step up from disgusting and depressing.

Uh... Do you wanna go get a coffee or something?

I work at a coffee shop. Right.

Kinda takes the magic out of having a fun cup of coffee. Right.

Yeah, okay.

Oh! Um, so Mom and Dad had this

garage sale, which is a whole other story.

Um, and I look over...

Look what Mom was trying to sell!

I gave those to her. You didn`t.

I did. Amber, you just wore...

I have, you know, not that much space and I just...

Oh. Oh, that`s okay. I just thought I was...

Thanks, though. That`s a nice thought.

Yeah. That`s okay. All right, honey, well... Things are looking good.

Thanks. I`ll see ya... I`ll see ya later.

Okay. I`m good? Do your dishes so you don`t get roaches.

I was... That`s what l came over to mainly say.

That`s very kind. I appreciate it.

Mm-hmm. Have a good day.

Okay, you too. Oh, you don`t... You want this like this.

Mom! I know. Okay.

I`ll see you later.

(EXHALES)

KRlSTlNA: Honey, I`m just trying to process this.

Where are you gonna get the money from?

I`ve told you, we have a solid business plan. We`ll get a loan...

Kristina, it`s gonna be a little cold, okay? Okay.

Ooh, that`s cold. And we have a solid

relationship with Liberty. It`s all gonna happen...

I understand that. I`m just saying...

Let`s just try not to worry about it, okay?

What if you guys got the loan and then you signed the lease, you know?

Honey, we haven`t signed anything yet.

I understand that, but you have a great business sense.

Your brother, Crosby, not really. I`m sorry.

He`s a good engineer. People like him. You gotta trust me on this one.

I know he`s a good engineer, but it`s a business.

It`s a good idea and we need a good idea right now.

Yeah, we do, because we`re about to have a baby.

Speaking of which... We just gotta think about all this stuff.

Your baby`s looking great. Really?

All right. Right where we wanna be at eight months, uh-huh.

Good. Man, did that go by fast. Awesome.

Uh-huh. For who?

I feel like we just got pregnant. I`m sorry. Honey...

And we`re on target for your due date as well.

Good. Yeah.

A month. Yeah. A month away.

God... KRlSTlNA: That`s wonderful.

Do you guys still not wanna know the sex of the baby?

Uh... Uh... I don`t know.

We sort of... No, I do.

It`s just, it`s a... There`s... We have a...

Complicated issue for us. Yeah, I mean, we have a son

that has Asperger`s. And so, if it`s a girl, the chances are lower, right?

Mmm.

(SlGHS)

But it`s your call.

(SlGHS) All right.

Yeah, you`re sure? Yeah.

Okay, let me get an image, and l`m gonna freeze it.

(MACHlNE BEEPlNG) There we go.

There you go.

Take a look at your beautiful baby girl.

Oh! Thank you.

It`s a girl! Thank you. It`s a girl. Good.

Yeah. Good.

KRlSTlNA: Are you sure? It`s a girl? It`s a girl.

Do you wanna hear her heartbeat? I do.

Yeah?

It`s a girl. It`s a girl.

JOEL: (SlGHS) Morning, honey.

Mmm. Hi.

What`s the matter?

Mmm...

I just don`t wanna go into work today

because I don`t know what to say to Zoe.

Well, it can`t be that bad.

Well, I hardly know her and I asked her for her baby.

So, it might be pretty bad.

Oh, l`m a crazy person.

Mm-hmm. I mean, it`s official. I`ve lost my mind.

Now would be the time to say, ``No, you haven`t.``

No, you haven`t. No, I haven`t.

Sorry. I`m supposed to... Throw it in.

Do you believe it, though?

So, um, this girl, Amy. You kinda like her?

Yeah, I guess so. Gonna ask her out?

I don`t know. What am I supposed to say?

Well, I had an idea. I borrowed her dad`s hedge clippers last summer.

And all you gotta do is you take them back, and while you`re there,

ask her out.

How am I supposed to do that?

You just find something that you both have in common.

Like, you like music, don`t ya?

You ask her about the old records that she took.

Did she like them? Did she play any of them?

What song did she like the best, or, you know, that kinda thing.

I guess. And maybe say something nice to her, you know,

Iike compliment her about her hair, clothes, anything.

Yeah, but I just can`t... She`s gonna think l`m a kiss-ass.

No. Not if you do it right. Not if you do it in a casual manner.

And if you mean it.

I got an idea. You know, like, ``l was surfing the web, Amy,

``and guess what? Simon and Garfunkel are coming to town.

``l thought maybe we`d get some tickets...``

They`re practically dead, they`re not on tour.

Simon and Garfunkel aren`t dead.

They`re practically dead. They`ll live forever.

That`s not the point. I get the point...

Whoever`s coming to town. So, it`s connect, compliment and close.

It`s a very beautiful dance.

Very cosmic, spiritual. I`ll give you an example.

Uh, miss? Excuse me? No...

Just... Can I have your help here? Or...

No, please don`t. She`s gonna think you`re a perv. No, she`s...

Is everything okay? Yeah, hi.

How you doing, Sandy? Yeah.

Those are beautiful earrings.

Oh, thank you! Yeah, I made these. Yeah.

Oh, you did? Yeah.

Oh, wow. They`re wonderful. Well, anyway, we`re having this slight disagreement.

He says that the San Francisco earthquake occurred in 1916,

and I said 1906.

Oh... It was 1906. 1906.

(FAKE GROANlNG)

(GRUNTS) Whoops.

Don`t feel bad. I, uh...

There`s this picture over there by the cash register,

and I have to look at it every single day. Oh, okay...

So... I see.

Tell me, where is that? It`s right over there. Right when you walk in.

Yeah, check it out. Yeah, it`s actually a cool picture.

Yeah, l`ll have to take a look at that. Yeah, mm-hmm.

Thanks, Sandy. You`re welcome.

Uh, can I get you some more coffee?

Yes, as long as it`s hazelnut. I`m really enjoying it.

It goes great with everything l`m having.

I know, right? It`s so good. Yeah.

Thank you.

Okay, there you go.

You didn`t ask her out. That`s a completely different...

I didn`t have to. It`s in the bag.

That`s some low hanging fruit, son.

That`s too easy. So to speak, I mean... ``Too easy``?

Patrick, I have your coffee.

Thanks. Hey! Hi.

How`s it going? What... What are you doing here?

I just came to see you. Oh...

You look so cute! Thanks, geez.

I love this uniform and I needed some coffee. Thank you.

Cool, okay. It`s busy.

Yeah. Really busy. Really stressed out right now. What should I get?

Uh... How about an iced coffee?

Okay, iced coffee. Great. Thank you.

That sounds very refreshing. Okay.

Oh, I brought you your mail.

Look, it`s exciting. It`s the home one. Oh, Lands` End.

That`s really exciting. Thanks. For your home.

For your new home. Okay.

Mom was trying to get everybody together on Sunday, for like, a big dinner.

Uh-huh. You think you could do that?

I don`t know right now. Okay. No...

But, l`ll... I`ll think about it. Okay? Yeah.

Here you go. Okay...

So, okay, that`s $2.50, please.

Two... Great.

Oh, boy. There. There you go.

Great, thanks. Oh, wait, can l get a banana?

Banana`s on me, how about that? You sure you don`t want this?

Mom, can you just bring it tomorrow when you probably stop by?

Or the next day when l`m sure you`ll come by? Okay?

I`m sorry, I just can`t hang out right now. I love you. I`ll see you later.

Hey, how can I help you? CUSTOMER: Hello.

Hi. Hey.

How`s it going?

It`s going. Come in.

I`ve been calling you.

I know. And l`m sorry, l should`ve called you back.

It`s my bad.

Yeah. I don`t know, what`s going on?

It`s just a lot going on with me.

I have a lot on my plate right now.

I know. That`s all.

Okay, I know all that stuff`s going on. I`m here for you, okay?

Okay. Okay.

Uh, I was thinking also,

you`re gonna go back to the lawyer.

I could go with you. It might be helpful.

No, no. You can`t. It`s not...

I just feel like I was there. I can give an accurate account.

I know, you... You were there. You saw what happened.

You`re a witness in a case. You can`t meet with me and my lawyer.

Okay? It`s confidential. Okay.

It`s a conflict of interest. Yeah, okay. I get it. I didn`t know.

I know you didn`t. You`re not supposed...

You shouldn`t have to. All right?

Haddie, you live in a completely different world than I do. All right?

I have real problems. My problems.

And I have to deal with them on my own without you.

You get that? Yeah.

I`m sorry that it has to be like that

but that`s just the way... That`s just the way it is.

So, please, don`t bring that up again. All right?

Okay. Thank you.

Hey. Hey.

What`s the matter?

I just left Alex`s.

Yeah? How`s he doing?

I don`t know. He...

Hey. Hey, come here.

(SNlFFLlNG)

It`s gonna be all right.

Hi. Yes, well, um... You know, consent is a fact issue.

So, you will not get summary judgment,

but if you... Exactly, if you talk to your client...

Yeah, l`ll see what I can do about a counter claim.

I look forward to talking to you, too.

(SlGHS)

I`ve already made his lunches for the next two days,

so you don`t have to worry about that.

And this is for the morning, in case he wants cereal.

It`s got rice flour in it.

Rice flour? Mm-hmm.

There`s such a thing. Yes, there is.

Oh, don`t forget his food journal.

You have to write everything down in it,

even if it`s a snack, because it`s very important...

We are not seriously gonna write everything down in a food journal.

Yeah, we are. Why wouldn`t we?

Can you put your shoes on, buddy? Let`s go. Okay.

Um... I don`t know. Because Dr. Joe might be a quack.

I mean, you`re acting like everything he said came straight out of God`s mouth.

He`s a doctor. And he`s written three books. He could be...

Oh, he`s written three books.

So, I think he might know a thing or two about... Dr. Joe`s written three books.

And he`s in a club with all the other first name doctors.

Dr. Phil and Dr. J, all those guys...

Do you know how hard it was to get an appointment with him?

How hard? Like, really hard.

He`s got 200 people on his waiting list.

So, if he`s such a hot shot, and there`s such a waiting list,

then how did we even get in?

My mom. She made the referral.

She send a picture of you over there?

Didn`t have to. All right, hey, you can`t bring that.

Put that on the... Here.

Put your backpack on.

Boom.

You know there`s wheat in beer?

Really? Yeah.

So? So when he`s at his first keg party,

he`s gonna be the weirdo in the sweater vest sipping on Chardonnay in the corner.

That`s on you, just so you know.

Bye. (DOOR SLAMMlNG SHUT)

Hey. Hi.

Hi, sweetie.

Mmm, what`s this? Mmm, sugar cookies for the baby shower.

I had to get pink icing. Mmm!

They smell good... You`ve done it again.

So good. Delish. I`m gonna go do some laundry. Is that okay?

Yeah. Help yourself.

SARAH: Hey, um... Just so you know,

there`s another, um, load of your stuff. It`s all folded and, everything.

Great. Thanks. And I was gonna bring it over, but then I didn`t.

Okay. Let`s let it go. Okay.

AMBER: See you soon.

Oh, and sorry, just one more thing.

Um... In case you didn`t get anything for the baby shower,

there is a dinosaur-shaped rattle

and there`s one of those towels that makes the baby look like a panda.

I hate those.

Well, it`s there... It doesn`t really matter, because I can`t come.

So, you can just put my name on whatever. Okay.

So, wait, you can`t come?

No, l... I have a... I have a shift.

So, I already talked to Aunt Kristina, it`s all good. See you soon.

Just so you know, I had a shift, and l shifted it right around.

That`s amazing. Do you want an award, maybe?

Well, l`ll work... I`ll work on... No, no, no,

I don`t want an award, it`s just, you know, you can change your shift.

You know, she`s acting like l`ve been there so much.

How many times you been over since she left?

I`ve been there three times. Well, three times is really a lot.

It`s half a week. You know? What has she been gone, a week?

Three is way less than half a week. A week is seven days...

What are you afraid of? You think you let her go, she`s not gonna come back?

If I didn`t go over there, I don`t think she would.

I let you go. You came back.

(SlGHS)

Cecilia, you`re breaking my heart!

Hey... Hey.

Drew. From down the street.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I know.

Yeah, sorry. What`s up?

Um, nothing, I was just... Um, how are the records?

Oh, well, they`re great. Oh, nice.

I mean, I tried the first few and they were kinda scratched but...

Oh. I`m sorry... No, no, no. It`s... It`s okay.

I mean, l`ll try the others and l`m sure they`re fine.

Guess you get what you paid for, right?

`Cause, well, they were free.

Um... Hey, I know this is really, really random,

but Fleet Foxes, if you even like them,

are playing at the Fox in Oakland. Oh, yeah.

Yeah? Yeah, I know.

Actually, I saw them, um, last weekend with my cousin in Santa Barbara.

Okay. Cool. Never mind.

Yeah. They were great. They were so amazing. It was such an incredible show.

I`ve heard they`re really good live. Yeah, well they are. Yeah.

Uh...

So, um... Are you doing some gardening? Or...

Um, no. I`m not... I`m not.

Um, apparently my grandfather borrowed these from your dad.

So I was supposed to return them.

Okay... I`ll just put them...

Wait, wait. Actually... Whoa.

Rudy! Rudy!

Rudy! Rudy!

Rudy!

Hey, Drew. Hold it. Wait a minute. Hold it!

How`d it go?

What, how did what go?

The thing, with Amy Ellis. You know? The old conversation?

Well, it didn`t go well. Well, hold on. Wait, what happened?

The records that we gave her were scratched

and she`s already seen Fleet Foxes somehow,

and I didn`t even compliment her or say anything really,

because I was standing there with hedge clippers the whole time,

which I had forgotten about,

and then I finally tried to give them to her and her dog ran away.

Oh, wow. So, thanks.

Well, no. Hey. We lost the battle, we didn`t lose the war.

We just reload, we fire again, son.

That was the scariest thing l`ve ever done and it went horribly.

I mean, her dog is probably dead and it`s my fault.

So, there`s no way she`s gonna date me or go out with me.

Oh, please. I don`t think her dog is dead.

Let`s go looking for the dog.

We find the dog, we bring the dog back, we`re heroes. Huh? Come on!

(KNOCKlNG AT DOOR)

Alex?

Is everything okay?

You tell me.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Excuse the... The mess. Can l, uh...

It`s a nice place. Thanks.

Can I get you something to drink? No, l`m good.

So, you... You talked to Haddie?

I did.

Has she told you about my past? She did.

Mr. Braverman, I will never do anything like that again.

It was... I was in a rough spot,

and l`m... I`m sorry.

Well, listen. You don`t have to apologize to me. Yes, I do.

(SlGHS)

Okay, well, listen. I didn`t come here for that.

You want me to stop seeing Haddie?

Listen, I don`t know exactly what to do,

but l`m here because you don`t have...

Well, you`re on your own.

Look, Kristina and l discussed it and we would like to offer our help.

Thank you.

I just don`t think there`s anything that you guys can do.

I`m 20 years old, black, and I hit a white teenager.

I have a record.

Now I have an assault and battery charge.

Right. I`m in a lot of trouble, Mr. Braverman.

(SCRATCHlNG NOlSES)

Hello?

(GASPS) What is this?

(CLANGlNG)

Oh, God!

(PHONE RlNGlNG)

Hi. Mom, can you come over here?

There`s something making noise. Can you just come? Please?

Okay! Okay.

(GASPS) Ooh!

Oh, my God! What are you doing out here?

What took you... Did you walk here? No!

What took you so long? You don`t even have shoes on!

I know. I`m freezing.

Was it that scary? I just had to run out. Yes, there`s something walking.

Well, let`s just go in there and see, you know, what`s going on.

Yeah, let`s just be caj. Here.

Just give it to me. Okay, okay.

SARAH: Ready? AMBER: Ready.

One, two, three.

Okay. No sudden movements. Okay, okay, okay. Shh.

Scary. Oh, my God!

I`m scared.

Look at this place, it`s such a mess.

You know what? Can we save it for later?

Of course you have rodents. You leave all this crap out.

Yeah, okay. Thanks, Mom.

Great teamwork.

I mean, it could be in these boxes, it could be anywhere.

I can`t see. It`s like, so messy in here. I know...

(GASPS)

(BOTH SCREAMlNG)

Get out! Get out! I don`t know what to do! I don`t know what to do!

Oh, my God! Agh! It`s standing! It`s standing up!

No, no, no, no!

Oh! Oh, my God! Agh!

That was the hugest rat l`ve ever seen! (LAUGHS)

PHlL: So, we just got back from South Carolina.

I`m a bit of a Civil War buff.

Yeah? We went together.

Let`s try to put it over here. Oh, I know.

It was wonderful... So, the intimacy...

It`s so cute. ...we were able to have some time alone.

Oh, my God. Oh... Hang on one second.

I have a phone... I have to take a... Oh, all right.

I`m going.

Look at Kristina, honey! I know! I`ll be right back.

Okay. Say hi to Glen and Laura.

Hey, babe. Huh?

Hi. Hi.

How are you holding up?

I`m good. How are you? Are you drunk?

I`m allowed one glass.

To get through this crap, l`m allowed a glass of champagne.

All right. So.

Yeah. Thank you for being here.

Of course l`m here. What do you think? I`m not gonna show up?

Maybe. I don`t know. No, of course l`m here.

Hi...

(CHEERlNG)

Cal just scored. Who cares?

Seventeen, ten. Who cares?

Drew, what`s going on?

Grandpa tells me you`ve got your eye on a girl here in the neighborhood.

What`s the scoop? Yeah.

What? I`m sure he did.

It`s not one of the Nussbaums, is it?

(GRUNTlNG) Ow! What was that for?

You guys remember Suzy Nussbaum? No.

Suzy was way into me. She was crazy about me.

She`s not a Nussbaum. Her name`s Amy.

And she doesn`t like me, at all, so...

And the lnternet`s dead. So...

All right. He`s sensitive, I get it. Sorry.

Sorry.

Did you take the lnternet out too?

Hey! Hey, buddy. Hi, Daddy.

How`s your rash? All gone.

It`s gone? I gotta go!

Come on.

All right, l`m calling coincidence on that. Oh, really?

Yeah, I doubt it`s the wheat.

Yeah, well, l`m gonna go with the trained medical professional on that.

Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.

Dr. Joe? Dr. Joe, yes.

Mm-hmm. Anyway, um...

The small one`s for the baby and the big one`s for Kristina.

Make sure she reads the card first.

Hold on, you`re... Aren`t you staying?

No, no. I... I`m... Why?

You know, l`m... You`re invited.

It`s a family thing. I don`t wanna, uh...

It is anything but a family thing. Get in the middle.

Look at all these yokels here. And you`re family.

Come on, we have good food, free booze, the game`s on.

I know you like free booze! I do, but I have to be somewhere.

Like a... Like a hair appointment, or like, um, meeting somebody?

You are not gonna go there.

What? All right, look, l`m just gonna say it.

I think that you have a crush on Dr. Joe

What? and I think Dr. Joe has a crush on you.

I`m going to look at window treatments with my mother.

What`s your obsession with Dr. Joe, anyway? You wanna date him?

He`s gorgeous and smart. I can`t imagine why l`m intimidated.

Well, you should date him then.

Maybe I will, if he calls me.

Well, go ahead. All right.

Have fun. He`ll have me on a no wheat diet, though.

Okay. Here, this one. This one is from Natalie.

I`d like to make a toast here.

Ah. To Adam and Kristina, they`re truly remarkable parents. They`re amazing.

CAMlLLE: Hear, hear. ZEEK: And to our little baby Braverman!

All right. Who I hope is going to be named Blanche

after her great-grandmother.

CAMlLLE: Yeah! There`s an idea. Oh, God.

No, no, no. Not gonna happen. CAMlLLE: Yes...

More than anything, l`d like to say how proud Camille and I are

to have our family gathered around us.

It`s really quite extraordinary. An amazing family.

CAMlLLE: lt`s true.

Camille, thank you for putting on this lovely, lovely shower.

Yay, Mom. ZEEK: A toast!

A toast. Okay...

ALL: Cheers! We have a lot of presents to get through.

Let`s get the boys together, okay?

Please. Oh, I would love that! Oh, my gosh, yes.

Tell Noel hi. Okay.

Okay. Drive safe. Bye bye.

Bye. See you. See you.

Hey, love. Hey, honey.

You good? I`m good.

Haddie... Ooh!

...really cute little...

Well, I know, but it`s been, even in the six years that Sydney`s been alive,

baby girls just keep getting cuter and cuter!

JULlA: Yes! It`s not fair.

JOEL: lt`s just a lot more to deal with, man.

Well, but can we keep some stuff off on a hunch...

To start off, you`re gonna need a lot of money.

And I know who it`s gonna come from.

Who`s it gonna come from?

That`s a good question. We`re not asking you to give any money.

No, God. No. Is that what you think?

CROSBY: We have a loan. We`ll... We`ll be fine. JOEL: You have a loan from...

CROSBY: Well, l... I mean, we don`t have one yet, but we`ll have one soon.

JOEL: Right. And how much does the loan cover? Do you know?

Oh. Excuse me for one second. I have a Yeah.

feeling someone wants to talk to me.

Hi.

Are you mad at me about something?

I don`t really know that much about recording studios.

And frankly, l`m not even sure what it is that you do every single day,

but somehow you`ve managed to convince my husband,

who`s pretty conservative, that this is actually a really good idea.

And l`m a little bit concerned.

You know, there`s a lot riding on this.

I feel like this is a big gamble with my family.

I have a daughter that`s about to go to college next year.

I have a son with special needs

and l`m about to have a baby, so l`m worried.

I`ve been doing this for 10 years.

I`ve worked with hundreds of artists that wanna work with me again.

We`re not having a conversation right now. This is the end of it.

All l`m asking you is to not screw up.

Okay. That`s it.

Now, l`m gonna go ahead and go pee.

Okay, do you need help... I got it. I got it.

You got it.

It was a good little chat. Yeah, that`s... Good talk.

You`re not mad, though, right? Nope, not mad.

Okay. Just concerned.

(DOORBELL CHlMlNG)

Hi.

Uh, Zach? Can I help you?

Yeah, l`m Adam Braverman.

Haddie`s dad. Oh.

Your parents at home?

Thank you.

You`re welcome. Thank you.

I don`t wanna defend what Alex did,

or make excuses for him.

He made a mistake, and he knows he did, and he feels sorry for it.

And both my wife and I are sorry that he hit your son.

And she wishes she could`ve been here, by the way, but she`s gonna have a baby soon,

and wasn`t feeling well, so...

Anyway. (CLEARS THROAT)

Regarding Alex, I don`t know what you`ve heard about him

through the rumor mill or whatever, but...

Well, we know what the D.A. has told us.

Well, that makes sense. I mean, he doesn`t go to the kids` high school, so...

He never even went to high school.

No, that`s not true, actually. He did go to high school.

He just didn`t graduate with his class.

He got his G.E.D. He got it about a year ago, I think.

G.E.D. or not,

this kid assaulted my son,

and he is going to be held responsible for his actions.

Okay.

My daughter Haddie met Alex last summer

while she was working at a soup kitchen

where my mom volunteers time.

And Alex works there too.

And when my wife and l found out that Haddie

was dating Alex, we were both very against it,

and I am embarrassed to say that...

(SlGHS)

The initial information about him, it just... It scared us.

Did you know he had a record? No, we didn`t.

Really? We found that out recently, and it shocked us,

because of the Alex that we`ve come to know.

This is a good kid. This is a guy who

is trying very hard to change his life.

In fact, the first time that he went to that soup kitchen,

it was to get a hot meal. He was homeless.

And now, you know what? He runs the place.

He`s 20 years old, and he`s the boss.

And he runs that soup kitchen really well. He`s a responsible guy.

And I can`t tell you how hard he tries to do the right thing.

Look, l`m sorry that he hit your son. I really am.

(ADAM SlGHS)

But he showed up at that party completely sober,

and quite frankly, there was a lot of underage drinking going on,

and all he was doing was trying to bring my daughter Haddie home safely.

But Alex has a previous record and he could go to jail ifyou press charges, so...

He doesn`t deserve that. He doesn`t deserve to go to jail.

He`s just too good and decent a person.

And I don`t wanna see his life destroyed.

(KNOCKlNG AT DOOR) Yep?

This is getting ridiculous. I know how much you love your latte. So, here. Okay?

On the house. No more running around. Stop being crazy, all right?

Zoe? Zoe!

Come here, please? Um...

I`ve been feeling like an idiot for what I did.

So, um... You`re just avoiding me?

Yeah, I guess so.

Hey, have a seat.

Listen. I... I just wanted you to know that I wasn`t just helping you

because of some ulterior motive.

Although, okay, there was an ulterior motive there.

But I also wanted to help you.

And I do still wanna help you.

Do you wanna know why I said no?

Whatever. Don`t worry about it. No, I would really like to...

Yes, please tell me.

Okay. Well, I want a closed adoption.

I just feel like it`s just so hard already, you know?

And then the thought of, like,

handing my baby over to someone that I know, just,

someone that I like? I just, I can`t.

So I just feel like

a clean break would be easier.

Mm-hmm. God, that sounds so terrible.

No. Hey.

Zoe, that doesn`t sound terrible.

I completely understand that, actually.

I really do.

Okay. Okay.

Could you do something for me? Okay.

Could you start buying more coffee?

Yes. I will happily buy more coffee.

I will see you in an hour.

Mmm, 20 minutes.

No, l`m not that bad. $5.

You actually are that bad.

My boss is thinking that l`m stealing, my numbers are so low.

Twenty minutes then. I`ll see you in 20 minutes. Okay.

Cool.

Okay.

(PHONE RlNGlNG)

Hello?

Hey, it`s Dr. Prestridge.

Just calling to follow up on Jabbar.

How`s that rash looking?

Oh, um... It`s all gone, actually.

Good. Good. I do think that we should probably try to keep him, you know,

wheat-free for like, another 30 days, just to rule everything else out.

Uh, ifyou guys are up for that.

Yeah, yeah, that... That sounds good. Sounds like a plan.

Great.

Uh... Jasmine. I want to ask you something, and it`s a little awkward.

This is, uh, actually the first time that I`ve ever done something like this,

and l`m a little nervous about it,

and if you`re... You know, if you feel like l`m overstepping or,

uh, if you`re just not comfortable with this,

please, please just say so. I won`t be offended, I promise.

Do you wanna grab dinner some time?

Sure. Sure. I... I`d love to.

Hey, Mr. Braverman. Hey, Amy. How you doing?

I wanted to bring back these clippers.

Oh, no. no. That`s okay. Oh...

My dad said that they`re not ours. Drew brought them over.

All right. Hey, Drew! You got company, Drew!

Drew! Get out here. Drew!

What? What?

Hey... Oh...

Um... Hey.

Sorry. I didn`t know he was gonna, like, yell at you.

Oh, no. He`s just getting old. They just yell a lot, I guess.

Yeah.

Um... Well, I wanted to bring these back.

My dad said that they`re not ours.

Oh, they`re not theirs. Oh, huh.

Yeah. You`re kidding. Who knew?

How weird. Yeah.

Um...

I like your shirt. Oh, thank you. Uh...

Yeah. I actually stole it from my sister.

Uh... Hey, how`s your dog?

Oh, he`s fine. Okay...

AMY: Yeah. DREW: I was pretty nervous about that actually.

No, seriously it`s okay, he always comes back.

Okay. Yeah.

Great. Yeah, you sure disappeared though.

Yeah, l... I had some... Some homework and Yeah.

one of my shows was coming on so I had to... I`m... I`m sorry about that.

Yeah, it`s okay.

Okay, well, I guess I better go. Right.

So, I will see you later.

Actually, Amy? Hey, I know this is,

it`s kinda random, but would you wanna, like, see a movie? With me?

What, like, right now?

No, no. Um... Like, this weekend?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah. Sounds good. Great.

Okay. All right.

All right, bye. Bye.

AMY: See ya.

Hi. I was gardening.

The chair looks great.

HADDlE: Mom! Dad!

KRlSTlNA: What happened? ADAM: What`s going...

They`re dropping the charges against Alex!

BOTH: You`re kidding!

Mm-mm. His lawyer just called him.

Well, that`s great. What did the lawyer say?

That the Bells don`t want to pursue it anymore,

that there`s no case without them

and something about you two.

Hmm? I can`t believe you guys! Why would you not tell me?

Well, we weren`t sure that was going to happen.

Well, it did. Thank you. You`re welcome.

Mmm, I love you. I love you.

I love you too. Ooh!

And I love you. Okay, thank you guys. I`m gonna go take a shower!

And she`s so happy. You did a good thing, hon.

Mm-hmm. You did a good thing.

It was your idea. You made it happen.

Are you okay? Yeah.

Seems like there`s something on your mind.

If this is about the recording studio, l`m happy to talk about it.

I`m not worried about that at all. I`m just thinking about stuff.

Yeah? Yeah.

That`s the outline of her hand. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

And her nose.

What is it? Nothing. I`m just...

I`m just a little bit worried.

Listen, it`s a good thing, it`s a girl. Right?

Yeah, I know. But there`s still a chance because of Max, you know?

I mean, the statistics are better. I know.

But no matter what, l`m gonna love her so much.

I already do.