Original subtitles

Life is a struggle, you see.

Let's crush Namino Shiori.

Haruta, let's get married!

Huh?

Then the two on the upper floor will feel safe, too.

Bye!

I filled out the paperwork.

Congratulations!

I-I remarried.

Kojima... Kojima... I remarried.

I'm really nervous.

I've never met any of your personal friends.

You'll be just fine.

But you know how I'm older than you?

I don't want them to be disappointed in how old I am,

and I'd look weird if I tried to act younger.

It's kind of hard.

I want to show you off!

Thank you.

Okay, I've got a good present, and I'm pretty confident.

I chose it so it wouldn't be something anybody else brought.

These sweets are pretty good but not many people know about them.

That's amazing.

You had such short notice.

Well, a coordinator can't make a bad impression when they're being introduced, right?

Hey, hey, am I really okay?

You're perfect.

Okay, I'm perfect.

Okay, let's go!

Okay.

This is it.

It's wonderful.

The first floor of this place is a shop.

Oh, really?

Shin!

Hey, Taku-chan!

Yay!

Hello, I'm Kamoda Shizuka.

Hello, I'm Yamamoto Takumi.

Nice to meet you.

Come this way.

Let's go, Shizuka.

Okay!

Hey, Shin-chan's here!

Oh, you're here!

Am I out of place?

What should I do?

Hello, I'm Youko, Takumi's wife.

Hello.

This is Akira.

Oh, hello.

Hey, Akira, this is Shizuka-san. Isn't she pretty?

Yeah.

Oh, no, I'm sorry I'm wearing something a little too flashy.

Keiko!

It's you, isn't it, Keiko?

Shiori?

Oh, I'm sorry, it's not Keiko now, it's Shizuka-san, right?

But more importantly, why...

Oh, I'd like to work with Taku-san,

so I'm hanging out with him.

I see.

Hello. I'm Ootake Shin.

Hello. I'm Namino Shiori.

Namino... Where have I heard that name?

Oh? Have you?

Oh, I bet you were saying bad things about me.

That I'm clumsy or slow or stuff.

Oh no, of course not.

Hey, hey, Shin-sama.

Let's play a game!

Sure thing!

Oh, Shizuka, here.

Got it.

What do you want to play?

Oh, I want to give this to his wife...

Over here, over here.

Oh, Boule Cheche.

I'm impressed.

You know it?

Of course.

Hot!

W-W-Wait a second.

Are you really serious?

About what?

Well...

About getting married.

I'd never joke about getting married.

I'm not that type of woman.

But getting married means you're like...

...husband and wife!

Does that mean we have sex?

Not just that.

But that's part of it?

Oh, well...

We can just be a sexless couple.

There are a lot of couples like that.

There are,

but those people started off doing it and then stopped.

There aren't many who start off not having sex.

So what do you call those people?

I don't know.

You don't call them anything because there's no word for it.

Because I mean, right?

You don't get married if you're not going to do it.

You're pretty focused on that.

Wh-What are you talking about? I am not!

But it's all you've been talking about.

It is not!

What do you mean it's all I talk about?

And that's not it. What I want to say is...

Ero-Haruta.

Eh?

Here, darling.

Ahhh...

Hot!

That's so hot!

Friends, huh?

I was just thinking I really don't have any right now.

Is that so?

Yeah. I haven't met with anybody since my divorce,

and I've always been so busy with everything.

I see.

You're amazing, though, Shiori.

You're famous.

You're beloved.

Hey,

I know what you're thinking.

Why?

Why is that lame girl who was always imitating me now so far ahead of me?

It's impossible! I refuse to accept it!

I'll surpass her, I swear.

Die, bitch. Like that?

No, I was surprised...

I'm the one who was surprised.

When I heard you were starting this job.

Were you?

My first thought was that you were a liar.

A liar?

Remember what you said to me, Keiko?

You love fashion, but you didn't like teaching it to people,

or going "What about this? Isn't it amazing?"

And you thought it was stupid.

You just wanted to enjoy it privately.

That's what you said.

Did I say that?

Yup.

You said it to me when I was studying to be a coordinator.

But you know, I think you're right.

I think our job really is like that.

Hey...

Why do you think I'm successful?

Why?

I don't know.

If I knew, I'd just do it myself.

I'm not too fashionable myself.

I don't think of myself as having any fashion sense.

You know, like how I used to be?

But you know, that's true of most people in the world.

They like to hear what I come up with.

As somebody who's been doing this longer than you,

can I tell you what I think about your work, Keiko?

Okay.

You're a little suffocating.

It's like you're saying, "Huh? Aren't I amazing?"

That's what I think.

And I think, "Who the hell do you think you are?"

You've got this pushy attitude that says, "Tell me how great I am,"

and this sense of "Fashion is what I say it is."

When people feel that, they become irritated.

It's like you're all about "Me! Me! Me!"

It's hard to watch.

It's like...

You don't seem to be having any fun.

Are you maybe trying too hard?

Shiori!

Oh, sorry.

Coming!

Coming, coming.

Thanks.

Um, are you sure this isn't the wrong thing to do?

Are you still saying that?

But...

Listen, here's my problem.

Huh?

I've got this feeling that at this rate things will be really bad.

Someday I'm going to go out of control and make Shin-sama mine.

Out of control?

Yes.

So I have to figure out some way to stop that from happening.

I've decided that if I marry, I'll never cheat.

So if I get married, I'll be able to love Shin-sama from a distance forever.

Got it?

Well, that's true.

But are you okay with that?

Are you okay with a life where you don't go after the man you like,

and marry a man you don't?

I'm not.

And anyway,

the two of them already know that you're in love with him.

Is there any real point to saying you're getting married now?

Enough!

Forget it!

I'm not getting married to you!

I refuse!

Why am I the one who's being refused here?

What is with you?

You never open up about anything yourself,

but whenever somebody says something wrong,

you jump on them and won't shut your mouth!

Oh jeez, you're not cute at all like this!

That's not the Haruta I know!

You're cuter when you shut up!

You're mean, Haruta.

I know it's crazy.

But what's wrong with it?

When I said, "Let's get married?" why couldn't you just say, "Yes, let's!"

Why? Dummy!

Listen...

You don't have to follow me.

I'll be coming back.

Bye, then...

But if I don't go, you're going to get mad at me again, aren't you?

You're going to tell me that a normal person would've followed you anyway.

Oh, jeez...

Oww.

Crazy For Me

Episode 6

I'm bothered about something right now!

I don't need that honesty!

Are you supposed to be the honest old man or something?

Get out!

Get out!

Oh no!

Don't blame me...

No matter what happens don't blame me!

Where did she go?

Did she go home already?

Come with me.

What's wrong, Shizuka-san?

I'm not Shizuka.

I'm Keiko.

Huh?

Where did he go?

He didn't come looking for me, either.

Normally you'd come, right?

Come!

Oh, Miyako-chan.

Hello, Shin-sama.

Are you alone?

It looks like Shizuka had something to take care of.

And I'm about to go watch an American football game.

At this hour it would be the NFL, right?

You like the NFL?

Yes! I lived with my grandfather,

and he loved it so we would always watch the games together.

Seriously?

Yes. We're fans of the Dallas Cowboys.

No way! Wow, that's the same as me!

A game between the Cowboys and the Eagles is just starting.

That's a great match up!

Isn't it exciting?

Yes!

Want to watch it with me?

Yes! Let's watch!

Okay, let's cheer them on!

Yay! Yahoo!

Go! Go! There! There!

Just a little more!

There! Please! Please!

One more time, one more time!

Okay...

One more time. One more time, okay?

What's gotten into you?

I want it.

Why?

I like it!

I really like it!

It doesn't seem like you.

Yes, understood.

Okay.

Please, please, please!

I think you've got it! I think you've got it!

I think you've got it! I think you've got it!

Alright!

You've got it! You've got it!

Okay!

Thank you, thank you!

I'm so happy! I love this!

Let's go to the next place!

Karaoke, karaoke!

Go! Go! Go! Go!

What are you doing?!

Hooray!

Don't give up!

Even if everything seems like its falling apart!

Believe in... yourself...

A-Are you okay?

I love this.

I say I love bossa nova and French music,

but I really love this song the most.

You're right.

That's right.

Um...

Where am I going in life?

Everyone secretly wants to make their wishes come true.

You'd better not underestimate me, Shin-sama.

I'm actually really good at this stuff.

Seriously?

Okay, go ahead.

Ready...

Got it!

I may be able to beat God!

But there's no way I'm going to lose, okay?

Here you go!

Okay.

This is the line, here.

Here?

Yes.

Hey, you're cheating!

I'm not over the line!

Your hand was way over it! You can't do that!

I'm not over the line though!

I want you to believe...

How many times are you going to sing this?

Believe in me...

Nicely sung.

In elementary school, I was a fast runner.

I was always the anchor in the relay races.

When I was in 6th grade,

I was really fired up for my last race.

But the girl before me tripped,

and couldn't get up.

When I finally got the baton,

the race was already over.

The girl in the lead had already won.

No matter how hard you try nothing changes.

What place you end up in doesn't change.

Whether you run fast or slow, nothing changes.

But I ran anyway.

I ran as hard as I could.

I'm feeling like that all the time lately...

Just running.

Well, when I finally made it to the end,

they applauded for the last place runner like they always do,

and they put up the goal tape for me.

Do you understand?

Yeah.

But at my age, there's no goal and no applause.

The goal's gone,

and so is everybody else.

I'm just... I'm just running.

And I look so pathetic when I'm running.

I'm a mess, my hair's bouncing around,

and I just look pathetic.

That's not...

Oh, no.

No, no.

I hate myself for saying this stuff.

This is just awful.

I can't stop, I can't look back, I can't look around me!

I won't be able to run!

But, Haruta...

Yeah?

I'm trying...

I'm trying so hard.

Am I trying too hard?

Is it wrong to try hard?

Was I trying too hard with everything I've done so far?

Do I look weird when I try too hard?

I feel kind of...

...tired.

I'm going to sing again.

You want the same song?

Why?

Oh, jeez, you were close.

Okay, one more time, Miyako-chan.

Okay.

Why can't I do it?

Show me your stance.

Okay.

So you raise it up a little more here,

and try to point this part at the target.

Okay.

Okay, ready.

Okay.

Wow! 100 points!

I'm so happy.

Excuse me for a second.

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Oh no! Oh no!

What's going to happen to me?

What's going to happen to me?

Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!

Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

What's going to happen to me?

What's going to happen to me?

Oh no. Oh no.

Welcome back.

I'm home.

Sorry. I'm on the verge of going crazy.

Me, too.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Oh no. Oh no.

I'm back.

Sorry I'm late.

Um, well...

Sorry! I'm a little tired so I'm going straight to bed.

Shizuka, I'm sorry, I?

Oh, it's fine. It's okay.

You're going to watch TV right?

Good night!

Oh no!

Oh no!

Don't blame me...

Closed For Today

Don't blame me for whatever happens!

I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared.

What's going to happen now? What's going to happen now?

What do I do?

That's why I said it.

That's why I said it.

Who did I say it to?

This stuff just keeps happening.

Someone wants to marry me,

and then I get kissed...

And it's been forever since that's happened.

Just pick already.

Good morning.

Good morning.

What?

Thanks.

What's wrong?

Aren't you going to eat?

Oh, I'm not hungry for some reason.

But you bought a Texas burger?

Oh, right.

No, it's just out of habit.

What's wrong, boss?

Did something happened?

How could you tell?

Oh, well...

It's a problem for me if you can tell!

In your case, it's actually really easy to understand.

Is it?

That's bad, though!

No, I don't think?

It's bad!

I can't have people thinking there's something wrong with me.

What should I do?

I don't know. It's unique to the individual, maybe...

Like for example, boss.

What do you thinking, looking at me today?

What do I think?

You're about the same as ever.

No, I'm very different than normal, actually.

It's especially tough being in front of you right now.

Huh? Me?

Oh, never mind. Never mind.

Forget it.

Let's forget about me.

That would make things easier for me, too.

I see.

So?

So?

So, what do I do?

Wait, what happened?

Well, you see?

I can't say.

You can't say?

No, I can't tell it to you, Haruta-kun.

Really?

That's right.

Then why did you come to me?

I see! This is a secret, huh?

Everybody's got secrets, right?

I don't know.

Almost everybody, I expect.

I see.

I'm bothered about something right now!

So that's how it works.

Secrets and being bothered come as a set.

A set?

You may be right.

Wow.

This is amazing.

Now it's really bothering me.

What's bothering you, and your secret.

I can't say! It's a secret!

You're right.

Of course!

It's a secret, after all.

A secret.

Boss, I?

Maybe I should apologize...

To Shizuka.

Huh? What?

I can't tell you! It's a secret!

Oh, right...

Haruta!

What's wrong?

It's actually, um, a little hard to talk to Shin-sama right now.

I have something important to tell Haruta-san.

I see.

Yes. Sorry.

You can have this if you want, okay?

Thank you.

Bye, Haruta-kun.

Oh, right.

What's wrong?

I give up.

You give up?

You did it again, didn't you, Haruta?

Again?

You left me alone at an important time again.

Oh...

God and I kissed.

You did?!

He kissed me!

What do I do?

How did that happen?

I guess I'm not in a position to talk, though.

Huh?

No, it's fine. Never mind.

Is it bad?

It's not.

It's not? Why?

You think it's bad, right?

You'd think if he does that to me,

I'm just going to fall completely in love with him,

and I'm going to go totally out of control, right?

In my case.

Yes.

But that didn't happen at all.

It didn't happen at all!

That doesn't make sense, does it?

I mean normally you would, right?

You would, if somebody just kissed you like that.

It's really bad.

Right?

Yes.

But that didn't happen to you?

Even though you kissed God?

That's right.

So that's it?

What do you mean?

No, I don't know, but...

You're useless.

Maybe it's because it was just so sudden.

I see.

Maybe I'll try to kiss him once more.

I'll do that.

Yeah.

Okay, I'm going home.

Bye-bye.

My head just can't handle all this stuff.

I can't take it anymore.

Fumi-san, I really don't...

You really don't what?

No, it's nothing.

Are you feeling like you fell in love?

I knew it.

But...

But what?

It's been so long.

Um, well...

Forget it happened.

Forget it.

What?

Knowing you, I figured you'd be fidgeting about and obsessing over it.

And after you were done,

you'd tell everybody and apologize.

Don't do that.

You really seem like you would.

Don't. Please.

I don't need my life getting any more complicated.

What?

That's all I came to say.

I don't think it meant anything, okay?

In my mind, it's like I got drunk,

and when I was walking I tripped on a pebble and fell.

What do you mean a pebble?

It doesn't bother you at all?

I didn't say that at all.

If you trip on a pebble, it hurts.

You can injure yourself.

What are you talking about?

When it happened, I was Keiko.

But now I'm Shizuka.

I'm not going back to being Keiko.

Please keep that in mind.

Have a nice day, everyone.

There's a lot of stuff happening today, isn't there?

There's been no room for me.

Nobody else is coming today, right?

Okay, I'll go make some coffee!

Sorry.

I'm at my limit in a lot of ways,

so I'm going home early.

Sorry.

Haruta-san?

Okay, I've decided!

Tomorrow!

Please don't let anybody be there.

Please don't let anybody be there.

Leave me alone.

Please...

Haruta-kun! Haruta-kun!

I got a call from Fumi-chan.

Are you okay? She said you left early.

I'm just fine.

Oh, good.

Listen, I think I should really tell Shizuka.

That's the right thing to do, right?

Oh, I don't know...

No, it is.

I'm back.

Shin, we're having steak tonight.

Haruta-kun, what should I do?

Tell her now?

No, no, no.

I should tell her now, right?

Um...

Boss!

Oh, what's up, Ryou?

You know how we go digging for clams every year?

Yeah.

I've decided we're doing it tomorrow!

Tomorrow?

You know how I've been in charge for three years,

and it's been rained out every year?

It was really bothering me.

So I've been obsessing over the weather reports.

And tomorrow's safe for sure!

You're right.

Oh, I made some pamphlets for the trip.

Please take them.

Everyone.

Here.

Here.

The beach, huh?

The beach is the perfect place to tell somebody your secret, right?

What?

Let's go tomorrow.

The beach is a great place to try this again, right?

It's romantic.

I'm going! Yes, I'm going!

You too, Shizuka-san!

Oh, I don't really like the beach.

I don't handle UV light well.

Shizuka...

I'd like you to come, too.

Okay, okay.

Yahoo!

Okay, thanks.

Hey, there.

Oh, right. Right.

I have an extra one of these.

Here you go.

Clam digging, huh?

Hey, when are we going to get there?

Sorry. Sorry.

It wasn't supposed to be this way.

There's a shortcut over there.

We'll be there soon.

I'll put some music on.

Isn't this a great song?

Yeah.

Driver, can you change the station?

I don't really like this song.

Sorry, sorry.

Shin?

You're acting weird today.

What's wrong?

Um...

Want to play shiritori?

That's a great idea.

I'll start.

Clams! (Asari)

Okay, ri. R...rhythm. (Rizumu)

Muscular. (Mukimuki)

K-Kiss... (Kisu)

Coastal Clam Digging Zone

So, um, this is kind of, uh...

Okay, okay!

Let's play another game of shiritori!

And whoever loses has to tell everybody a big secret!

I'm in.

Ryou.

Yes?

You want to start, Boss?

Secrets aren't something you can share that way.

Shin?

What?

Are you okay?

Here.

No, no.

I'm fine. I'm not carsick at all.

Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!

We're almost there!

I can see it!

I can see it!

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Okay, we're here, everybody.

Okay!

I'm so glad the weather's good!

There's nobody here!

It's too early to give up!

I'm stuck!

Save me!

That moron!

You came! Thank you!

I'm on my way!

Just calm down!

Come on.

Hurry up!

What are you doing?

I'll do it.

Are you okay?

We'll get your legs out...

Are you okay?

Haruta-kun, here.

Ready... Got you!

Bitch.

Sorry!

I can't get out!

Hey, wait!

I bought some clams!

Let's have a BBQ!

Shouldn't we just go home?

What?

We can't let it end like this.

Shizuka-san, take care of these.

You can't use them like this.

You have to get the sand out.

You do?

I didn't know that.

Here, you're thirsty, right?

Yeah.

Here you go.

Here I go!

Say clams!

You look cute!

I'll take a photo of you.

Want to be friends?

Why?

Haruta-kun! Haruta-kun!

Is now the time to tell her?

No, no.

Just watch me.

I'm going to go tell Shizuka.

Okay? Good.

Listen, Shizuka.

I need to talk to you about something.

What is it?

Come this way.

Over here.

Um... I want to be alone with you.

Please.

What? What do you mean alone with him?

Haruta-kun! He's gone?

Where did Haruta-kun go?

No more...

Please don't get me involved in this.

I know. I know.

Just don't worry about it.

It's got nothing to do with me.

Nothing at all!

You guys do it and leave me out of this.

I'm not getting involved at all.

There you are, Haruta-kun.

Here.

Let's have a toast!

Here. Here.

Okay, let's have a toast!

Okay, is everybody here?

Ready... cheers!

Cheers!

Cheers?

Cheers for what?

What?

Did somebody give him alcohol?

I did.

You guys all keep trying to screw with me.

What the hell is with you?

You!

And you!

And you!

I'm at my limit, too!

This stuff is really messing me up!

You guys understand?

I thought he couldn't drink.

Just one drop and he ends up like this.

What a loser.

Who are you calling a loser?

Haruta-san, calm down.

It's me, Fumi!

Listen.

Think about it.

I had decided I was never going to love again,

and was living peacefully and quietly.

And then this woman shows up.

Me?

Yeah, you.

What?

Listen. Sorry, but... you're my type.

You understand that?

You're my ideal type!

What the hell am I supposed to do?!

And you don't think of me as a man at all.

Do you think I don't feel excited living with you?!

I'm excited every single goddamn night!

Look at you freaking out!

Of course she is!

And then she's like, "Let's get married!"

And a fake marriage, too!

"So I'll be able to love God from a distance forever."

What the hell?

I'd love to marry you.

Do you realize that you're really cute?

I'm in love with you.

Haruta...

But...

...I love her, too!

I can't help it!

I've always loved her!

I never hated her!

Look! She's pretty!

Of course I get excited!

But I was holding back.

I was holding back the whole time.

'Cause it was my fault.

So I held back.

Then she kissed me.

So what the hell am I supposed to do?

Is this the time to say that?

I love 'em both!

I can't pick between the two of them!

I can't help it!

Then don't pick, moron.

No one wants to hear this crap.

Give up on both of us!

Sorry, Shin.

What he's saying is?

Wait!

Where do I fit in with this?!

What about your romance with me?!

I finally worked myself up to this!

My heart and body are ready for you!

You're an asshole, Haruta.

Who are you?

You're so mean, Haruta-san!

What about your promise with me?

What?!

Seriously?

Are you a pervert?

Wait a second.

Why is he just an asshole for wanting Fumi-chan,

and a pervert for wanting me?

Sorry. That's not what I meant.

No, it is what you meant.

Um, sorry...

You say something, too!

Sorry, it's all my fault.

That's right! It's your fault.

Ow!

I see.

So this is one way to share a secret, huh?

What? You don't have any secrets like that, do you?

Shizuka.

I'm sorry.

I... I...

For the first time in my life, I don't know what to do.

About what?

A while ago,

we were watching TV together,

and we just got along so well...

Miyako-chan and me.

And so...

I kissed her without thinking.

What? What?

And then I felt really excited.

I don't know what to do now.

Huh?

What the hell?

I'm really sorry, Shizuka.

Haruta-kun, what do you think?

I told them the truth...

Huh?

Haruta-kun?

I don't need that kind of honesty!

Do you think you're the honest old man or something?

So God, who is now just Shin-san, an ordinary guy.

Yes?

It's been really bothering me since then, too.

I thought if I kissed you I'd go crazy.

That the brakes would come off and I'd go out of control.

I see.

But it didn't excite me at all.

I did it.

I finally got to kiss you.

And there was nothing at all.

Huh?

So I figured it out.

Shin-sama isn't God!

Maybe Miyako-chan and I have problems,

but you two guys are just awful people.

Yeah.

So you two guys,

get out!

Get out!

Okay!

Oh, Haruta-kun!

Hey, are you okay?

I shouldn't have picked today...

It's kinda nice that they've got all this stuff going on.

My heart's broken.

I'm just no good!

I'm useless!

I wanted to have just a single moment of glory!

I understand.

Basically you want more drama, right?

Drama!

That's right.

Drama!

You did pretty good, for you.

Thank you.

Where'd Fumi-san go?

Forget her.

Okay.

I really just want to help people.

From the bottom of my heart!

Why does no one understand the way I feel?

They say, "You're annoying!"

Or, "There's that volunteer girl again!"

Or that I like miserable people.

What's wrong with that?

How dare you call me annoying, you goddamn asshole?!

I really used to be this plain girl with nothing special about me.

If you take a closer look, I'm cute.

I understand that.

But the world doesn't look carefully.

They go after the kind of cute that's easier to see, I guess?

I used to think that I was going to live my life...

...plain and quiet, and never noticed by anybody,

just like evening primrose.

But then one day, on the train,

I gave my seat to an old woman.

It's a normal thing to do, yes.

But the mayor happened to be watching,

and he said he was really moved.

It was in the papers and I even got a medal!

And it was then that I thought to myself

that this is the path I should follow in love.

If I do something for others,

I can shine, too, I thought!

Is that a problem?

I'm allowed to expect that, right?

Right?

You listen to people and stuff, but they pay for it right?

I don't make them pay money.

I give my time and labor for them!

I'm not like you!

Do you understand?

Am I right?

So I'm quitting.

I'm done living for other people.

I'm going to live only for myself.

I'll be true to my desires.

I'll be a bad girl.

Got a problem with that?

That's what I came to talk about.

But...

But, Doctor...

Don't you get tired?

Accepting all the problems in people's hearts?

Doesn't it hurt you?

It does, right?

It's hard, isn't it?

You want to say, "It hurts me, too!" right?

It's okay to cry.

Morning, Haruta-kun.

Good morning.

I decided we're going to be living like this from now on.

Why?

We two guys live down here,

and the two girls live up there.

Let's have lots of fun, okay?

Okay, here you go.

A clam hot dog.

Let's eat!

Clam dogs are good, aren't they?

This is good.

Did I do something?

This looks delicious!

It smells good.

Here, have some more.

This is pretty good.

Get a tray.

Don't put your thumb in it. It's not good manners.

It's not hot. It's okay.

Okay.

A Japanese breakfast!

I can do it, too!

Let's eat.

Hold on a second.

Tastes just like mom used to make!

Good morning!

Okay!

This looks good.

This is a rolled omelet with radishes.

And then a spinach salad.

We're awful people, supposedly.

Huh?

That's the first time in my life somebody's said that to me.

I'm gonna make another one.

What did I do?

Those two guys down there are the worst.

Next Episode

You're a pervert and a cheater and you get excited by any girl.

What did I say?

What did I say?

I need to settle this, as a man. Please dump me.

Why are you working at such a fancy place? Bitch.

I wish something surprising would happen in my life.

Man-man and woman-woman living arrangements last, I've heard.

We've both got bad luck.

Don't compare me to you.

It may not have been real love.

Don't leave me alone, okay?

I'm sorry!

Why do you do things like that for me?

This drama is a work of fiction.