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Kamoda Shizuka-san and I used to be married!

I'm sorry I didn't tell you!

It was a coincidence.

I'm sorry.

It's a coincidence, right?

Of course.

Then it's my fault.

I may not be okay.

Shin doesn't get mad.

He doesn't get upset, either.

It's kind of...

...scary.

I may be like you,

scared of falling in love because I don't know what I'll do.

So keep an eye on me so I don't go out of control!

Okay?

No, no, no.

Don't leave me alone...

I told you to keep an eye on me!

What would you do if I fell in love with you while I was living there?

If that happened, I'd probably ask you to leave.

Screw you!

What's wrong with you?!

Are there any?!

Are there any carp?!

No! No! No!

I hate carp.

Nobody's hurt, right?

Hey, wait!

Hey.

What the heck was that?

Why are you so pissed off all of a sudden? Isn't that weird?

Are you talking to me?

I am.

Why does somebody my age have to fall into a river?

It's not my fault you're old.

And I didn't try to push you into the river.

I just wanted to punch you.

So what?

So it's not your fault?

So whose fault is it?

It's Haruta's fault for stopping me.

Me?

If you hadn't stopped her and had just let me punch her,

we wouldn't have fallen into the river.

She would've gotten hurt and that would've been the end of it.

Uh, so either way something bad happens to me?

That's right.

Sorry.

I couldn't do anything.

I was just so surprised I froze and couldn't help you.

As a man, that's pathetic.

And I'm the only one who isn't wet.

No, that's...

I'm sorry, Shizuka.

I don't think you need to apologize here.

That's right!

You couldn't help it!

I acted so suddenly that nobody saw it coming!

And, and from where you were standing,

there was nothing you could do, I think.

Right?

Yes, I think so, but...

But?

Well...

No, you're right, but,

still it's a weird thing for you to say.

Then who should say it?

Who?

Thank you!

You're very nice, Miyako-chan.

Oh, not at all!

I don't think "nice" is the right word.

Right? Right?

What's with you two exes?

That's disgusting.

What are you saying?

It's true!

But, still,

it's pathetic that I froze and couldn't do anything.

I'm sorry, Shizuka.

Shin...

Thank you.

I really understand what kind of man you want to be.

And when you get sad about it, you're really wonderful.

Really wonderful.

But could we set that issue aside for a moment?

Sure.

You want me to move aside?

Like over here?

Right there.

Okay...

Such a good kid. Thanks.

So?

"So?"

Why did you want to punch me anyway?

Is that where you want to start?

Yes.

Maybe she had the wrong idea about us?

Like we were meeting in secret at this hour.

That's right.

You were meeting in secret?

Not at all!

We just happened to run into each other.

I wanted to get some fresh air, so I went for a walk.

It was a coincidence.

That's all.

Yeah, I'm sure.

Yeah, right.

I'm not lying!

You were lying before!

You used to be married, but pretended you had just met!

So you do lie!

And also,

stop having coincidences.

What?

This isn't a cheap romantic comedy,

so stop having these "coincidences!"

You "coincidentally" run into each other...

...when you want to see each other or talk to each other.

That's why you "coincidentally" meet.

Huh? Huh? Huh?

Then what? Why were you two together?

It was a coincidence!

And think about Shin-sama for once.

What are you doing?

What did you just say?

Shin-sama?

Shin-san sounds kind of like a name you'd hear in a samurai movie,

so maybe that's why she went with Shin-sama?

Is that a problem?

Can I just call him Shin?

Just call him Shin-sama, then.

Thank you.

They called me that in university so it didn't bug me at all.

They did?

Yeah.

I know!

So? So? So? So?

So,

think about Shin-sama for once!

Even when he learned you guys were lying to him,

he forgave you without getting mad at all.

And not only did he forgive you, he brightened the whole place up!

You're talking about God!

Don't make him feel even worse!

I won't let you! It's just too mean!

I won't let you do that!

Miyako-chan.

Yes?

That's kind of a bad idea.

Nothing.

Thank you, Miyako-chan.

You really are nice.

But I'm okay.

Thank you.

Yes...

I really...

...don't want it to end like this.

L-Let's just call it a night.

We're all going to catch a cold like this.

Don't talk like I'm making things more difficult.

And anyway, you...

What?

It doesn't matter, really, but when we fell in the river you were screaming,

"I can't handle carp! I can't handle carp!" weren't you?

Huh?

You were.

Yeah, you were.

What of it?

Was that a pun on "love" and "lake carp" being the same word, koi?

And there were no carp. And it wasn't a lake.

Were you?

That's really infuriating.

What? No way!

How could I come up with something like that on the spot?

I just thought there might be some carp.

I told you I've seen carp before back there.

Anyway,

when I was a kid,

I fell into a lake filled with carp.

Ever since then I haven't been able to handle carp.

That's all.

I've never heard that before!

You haven't heard it before?

Was there ever a time when we talked about whether we liked carp or not?

There wasn't, was there? That's all!

And... I can't handle them,

but I can handle just looking at them.

I'm fine then. Just fine.

If I don't fall in the water,

it doesn't interfere with my life and I never talk about it!

Am I the kind of guy who can say something like that during an emergency?

No, right?

Yeah, you never were capable of saying anything clever.

Sorry.

It really is creepy watching you two exes talk.

We're exes so we can't help it!

Shin-sama is hurt.

Huh?

No, I'm not hurt.

But...

But what?

I was a little jealous.

I want to be able to talk to you that way.

Huh?

They're laughing.

They're laughing, yeah.

I guess that's how it works.

They're lovers.

Don't look at me that way.

But anyway, did you see that?

See what?

God hugged me!

I saw it, yeah.

That was so great.

Hey.

Why aren't you agreeing with me?

No...

I thought it would just make things more painful for you.

I can't help it.

That's what it means to be in love, right?

The more you love them, the more it hurts.

I don't think it's supposed to hurt like that.

Yeah?

No, I don't know.

Because you can't handle love?

Yeah, but...

And anyway...

I'm sorry.

For what?

The river.

Oh, um... No...

It's your fault.

Didn't you just apologize?

Or, wait, are you going to say that again?

It's my fault for not stopping you in time?

No.

It's your fault for leaving me alone like that.

You said!

You promised!

That you wouldn't leave me alone.

It wasn't a promise.

You said okay.

No, I didn't, actually...

I can't watch you every minute of the day.

I don't know what to say...

I didn't tell you to watch me all the time.

Huh?

Just when things seem really bad.

When is that?

Sense it.

Please.

You think I'm nuts, don't you?

No...

I'm actually holding it back as much as I can,

so I don't go out of control.

Don't I look it?

No, that's not true.

You think I'm a crazy girl who calls the guy she likes "God," don't you?

You may be right,

but I'm loving him more and more all the time!

I think of how wonderful it would be if a person like that loved me.

I'm sure I could live a peaceful life without breaking down.

I think that more and more.

Do you think God hates me?

I don't think so.

I don't want him to hate me.

I won't...

I won't leave you alone...

...when it looks like things might get bad.

Okay?

Thank you!

Wow, you stink!

Do you smell like carp?

There must've been a carp after all!

No way!

A carp! A carp! Ah!

H-Hey...

You're so scared...

I'm not scared!

And I don't smell like carp!

I'm not weird!

You stink...

Stop it.

Crazy For Me

You stink!

You stink!

Episode 4

You really stink!

Are you making fun of me?

Ow...

Don't screw with me!

You're always making fun of me!

Stop it!

I'm sick of it!

Stop!

That hurts!

Don't you understand how people feel?! Huh?!

Good morning.

Oh, good morning.

What brought that on?

No reason.

Okay.

You're good at that.

Am I?

My grandpa taught me.

It was my job to make the coffee.

I lived with my grandpa, just the two of us.

Is he well?

Nope.

Here you go.

There.

Thanks.

Okay, let's eat.

Okay.

Let's eat.

Let's eat.

This is good!

Isn't it?

What is this?

Isn't it good?

It is good.

This is kind of nice, isn't it?

Yes.

You know, I...

Yes?

Hey, don't tense up like that!

Like you're about to say something.

Oh, I'm sorry.

What is it?

Maybe I...

...should find a job.

Huh?

What?

No, it was just such a sensible thing to say.

It surprised me a little.

I'm sorry.

What kind of job?

I don't know. It doesn't really matter to me.

I see.

Yeah.

I like this place, I think.

This place?

Yeah.

I want to keep my possessions as few as possible,

so I don't buy a lot of stuff.

I guess I'm not really interested in that.

That's how it used to be.

But now I think I'd like to buy some stuff.

Some stuff?

Yeah.

Plates.

Or a pillow.

Is that really my place?

I'm just being allowed to stay here.

Why?

I mean it's kind of...

Do you really have to worry about that?

Thanks.

Aren't I a pretty good girl right now?

I thought I'd try hard to...

...not break down.

So you can stay here.

Yeah.

I see.

I wish you were God, Haruta...

Okay, cheers.

It looks good from any angle!

Who's seeing a shrink this early in the morning?!

I'm visiting a holy site!

This is good, isn't it?

Yes!

I don't trust anybody who doesn't break!

Watching you makes us realize how awful we are!

No! No!

No! No! No!

No! No! No!

Why am I blushing? Why am I blushing?

No! No! No!

No! No! No! No!

No! No!

Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared!

Scared! Scared! Scared! Scared!

Who the hell...

...is seeing a shrink at this early in the morning?!

What am I supposed to do?

I'm going to break down.

Don't blame me.

We will accept what's in your heart.

Counseling Room

In Session

I'm not wrong, am I, Doctor?

Are you listening?

That was a brief overview of the situation.

Was that okay? Did you get that?

And my calculations were right, I've got seven minutes left.

This is where things get serious.

If you have questions, now's the time to ask them.

I want to finish before we run out of time.

I hate extra charges, overages, optional charges and all that stuff.

For some reason it really feels like a big loss.

And I think it's a type of fraud.

Don't you?

Can I go on?

If you have questions, now's the time.

Let's get to it.

I...

I'm nuts.

No...

Maybe it would be better to say I'm broken.

But you know, it can't be helped.

Do you understand?

People break because they try too hard.

But there are some things that just won't happen unless you push too hard,

so there's no way to stop from breaking.

I mean, isn't it actually better if you do?

If you're not prepared to break, you can't do anything.

It's like, you need to go until you break.

I don't trust anybody who doesn't break.

Don't trust 'em.

The thing I hate most is somebody...

...who's listening to another person's problems

with the assumption that they themselves are okay.

It makes me so mad.

What do you know?

You've never broken.

Do you know how it feels to break? How it really feels?

Huh?

I'm not talking about you!

I can tell by looking at your face that you've broken before.

Maybe down here?

Or up here?

Keep up, Doctor. We don't have a lot of time.

If you can't keep up,

and we run out of time, there's no way in hell I'm paying extra.

Okay.

Since I've started living where I am now,

I'm in a bad spot.

I'm starting to slow down.

Slow down... look back...

Thinking if this is really okay.

I hate it!

Can't do it! Can't do it!

Can't think about it.

I don't want to look back on the past.

I don't want to reconsider my life.

I don't have that kind of time!

It's been like that all the time for me lately.

It's making me go crazy.

My ex-husband is living with me,

so I think about a lot of stuff.

When he was crazy back then,

I wasn't trying hard,

so I couldn't understand him,

but now I can.

I'm re-evaluating my opinion of him.

Oh, the woman.

The woman who's living with him in the storeroom.

She's also making a mess of everything.

She keeps asking if I really love Shin. That's my boyfriend.

Do I really love him? Isn't it just superficial?

She won't stop for a second!

Superficial? What's wrong with that?

Is that a problem? I think it's fine!

Wait, am I okay with this?

Wait, what should I do?

I start thinking about that...

It's obvious that this girl is in love with my man.

But more than that, this girl pisses me off!

She's all like, "Yeah, I just do whatever the hell I want with my life!"

"You got a problem with that?"

"Hahahaha!"

It makes me so mad!

Please, don't make me slow down here.

I can't think about things.

I don't want to think about things.

I've finally found what I'm after!

Even if I go a little nuts, go a little crazy, break a bit,

I want my life to go the way I've planned it!

And yet I still find myself slowing down.

And then she jumps right over me,

and laughs and is like, "See you!" and gets ahead of me!

I don't think she's gotten ahead of me, though!

I'm not gonna lose to you in life, bitch.

No way in hell am I going to lose, damn it!

What do you think of me, Doctor?

Am I crazy like I think? Am I nuts?

Am I a pain to deal with?

But isn't this just about the right amount of crazy?

If I'm a little crazy, a little nuts,

I still can't be happy unless I'm "going my way" like this!

Right doctor?

Excuse me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hello?

This is Kamoda.

Oh, thank you!

When did she take this?

We played in the river at night like little kids!

Scary.

KING Part-Time Job.Navi

Wow, there's nothing good.

The economy's so bad.

Is Japan gonna be okay?

Staff Wanted

Oh wow! There's a good one!

There is a good one!

The hell is your problem?

Is this the burger place God loves?

It's a holy place!

I'm visiting holy ground!

Excuse me!

Welcome.

Are you hiring?

Not right now...

Well you should be!

I've got enough part-timers.

Hey! You're a part-timer, right?

Yes?

You're a part-timer, right?

When are you quitting? When?

You should quit right now.

Excuse me, I think I can work more than three times harder than her!

Miss...

Huh? Miyako-chan?

What's up?

Oh, did you like the Texas burger?

Yes!

I loved it!

That seriously makes me happy.

I'll buy you one.

Texas is the best, isn't it?

Yes!

Texas!

This really is good.

Isn't it?

Shizuka doesn't seem to like it much.

I knew it.

You know! Shizuka-san's a stylist,

so she's very concerned about her image and stuff.

It's a little strange for a girl to say her favorite food is a Texas burger, isn't it?

So she can't really say that.

I can though, by the way.

So that's it?

Yes, that's it.

I see.

So Shizuka likes them, too.

Thank you.

Not at all.

I'm a very good girl right now, aren't I?

This is good.

It sure is.

Yes!

This is good.

I was so close yesterday.

A little more and I would've been the star of the show at that party.

What are you talking about?

I found a photo of Shizuka-san on Haruta-kun's phone.

I should've yelled "What is this?!"

and started to make a fuss.

Then everybody would've been paying attention to me.

It would've been great, right?

But you know, I'm not used to that sort of thing,

so I couldn't take advantage of it.

While I was going "What should I do? What should I do?"

Haruta-kun went and told everyone himself.

Why do I feel like such an extra?

I can't accept it.

It bothers me.

I want to be the star for the rest of my time on Earth!

I want more drama!

I don't want to give up!

I want to shine!

Super Express

I was just so impressed by our president again.

He's really amazing.

I want to be a guy like him.

It's probably not a good idea.

He only gets by with that personality because of his cute face.

If you did it, you'd just be an idiot.

Would I?

Yeah.

You'd do better to go after that.

It's a slim chance, but there is one.

I refuse to accept this.

Here.

Oh...

Why?

Wh-Why?

I'm clearly acting differently than I was yesterday, aren't I?

You were just thinking that, weren't you, Haruta-san?

Oh, yes.

But you're ignoring me?

Do I not matter that much?

Is that all I mean to you?

Oh, no...

Have I been a bother to you?

The way I feel towards you, the way I've been acting...

Has it been that much of a bother for you?

Do you actually prefer me this way?

Are you relieved now?

Oh, no, no....

Really?

Maybe you don't need a woman like me anymore.

Maybe you're done with me.

So you're just abandoning me?

I don't think that's the best way to put it.

Will Hayama Miyako heal you?

Things have gotten even worse for you,

now that you have to live beneath the ex-wife...

...who did all those horrible things to you.

Will Miyako make you feel better?

It's not like that.

And I'm not sure I feel very healed either way.

That's right!

I was thinking the same thing!

Which means...

That means I should be even more worried about you!

Eh?

I want you to be well!

Will you reject my feelings?

Or will you accept them?

I don't think I'm rejecting?

Thank you.

I'm going to care about you even more than I have before.

It's okay.

Hang in there.

I'll remake the coffee.

Why?

I was really mad when I made it.

You can't drink it.

I'm sure it tastes terrible.

I'll make it again, this time with a wish that you will be healed!

I don't want to drink that.

No way...

And wait, aren't you even more broken than I am?

That smile is kind of scary.

Why?

I was right.

I understand that very well now.

Most of the time when somebody says that they're very wrong.

No, I'm not wrong.

I'm right!

You feel like you're going to start running for public office soon.

What have you been doing?

Oh, Fumi-san, listen to me.

Something really sad happened to me today.

I just bought these sneakers...

Deal with it yourself.

There are people in the world far worse off than you.

I'm sorry.

Does my life just always turn out okay on its own?

I don't have any really sad stories I can tell people.

A life that turns okay on its own...

Want me to make it so it doesn't?

Is it because I'm in love?

I feel like I'm prettier lately.

The boss just said the same thing a while back.

And he doesn't lie.

Why is this stuff always so sudden?

Cut this crap out.

Or I'm going to punch you in the face.

I want a big job...

I do.

And doesn't this look really lame?

Oh, calling something lame is lame.

Right, right.

I'm sorry. It's my fault.

Work.

Gotta get to work!

A relaxing interior design for adults.

A country life meal in the garage?

What kind of situation is that?

That's so stupid.

A gar...

A garage... A storehouse?

They're similar, right?

I can do this!

I can do this! I can do this!

I can do this, can't I?

Now I just need the country life...

It's from Shizuka.

Excuse me.

Sure!

Hello?

Yes.

Now? Texas Burger.

Really?

Got it.

Bye.

Shizuka says she's coming.

Ah, I see!

Good girl, good girl.

Good girl, good girl.

Good girl, good girl!

Just kidding!

I thought I'd try hard to not break down.

Hayama Miyako

Why am I thinking about other people's problems?

Hayama Miyako Calling

Hello?

Hello?

U-Um...

It's nothing, really.

But I was kind of wondering if you were okay.

Thanks.

I'm at Texas Burger with God.

That's good, right?

But supposedly Kamoda Shizuka is coming, too.

Will you be okay?

Thanks.

I won't be okay, but it'll be okay.

Which is it?

I'll be okay.

I'm a good girl.

Bye.

What am I doing?

I'm getting involved on my own!

Don't think. Don't think. Don't think!

Don't come!

Don't get in my way, damn it!

I see.

Understood.

Yes, it's fine.

Take care.

Why does this always happen?

Why?

Shizuka!

You're early!

It's a coincidence!

You want to eat here?

Or take-out?

No, I'm fine. I'm fine.

Hey, Shin.

Can I borrow that storeroom again to take some more pictures?

I'm supposed to take some pictures of a "country life" style meal in a garage.

You know, like how they do in southern France, in La Provence.

But of course I don't have the money to go there.

Or even to the countryside in Japan.

So I'd like to use the garage.

I think I could pull it off with the storeroom.

We don't mind at all.

Right?

Yes, of course.

It belongs to Shin-sama.

So, of course.

Thanks.

Is there anything else bothering you?

You look kind of down.

Right?

Yes, you look very upset.

Um, listen...

I can't find an assistant.

The person I usually use got hurt and can't come.

I see.

I don't know what to do.

An assistant, huh?

I'll do it!

Really, Miyako-chan?

Yes!

No... Last time we all pulled together to make it happen,

but normally that's not how the job is done.

I think I'll be fine!

No, that's not how?

I'll do my best!

I'll do my best.

Why not let her do it, Shizuka?

She's saying she'll do her best.

It'll be really hard to do without an assistant right?

Well...

Please!

I was just looking for a job!

It'd be a big help!

My work is extremely important to me.

More than my life.

More than your life?!

I'd prefer you didn't act like I meant it literally,

but yes, it's about that important to me.

I see. I understand.

There's something I have that's more important than my life to me, too.

Okay, you're hired.

Thank you!

I look forward to working with you!

Isn't that great?

Thanks!

Of course.

That's really great.

I just don't understand him.

Shizuka-san, will this work?

Yeah, put it there.

And can you line up those bottles?

Either two and then one, or two and then two.

The two of them are working great together, aren't they?

Huh?

Miyako-chan looks like she's having fun.

And I'm happy that they're getting along.

Right?

Yes...

Anyway, Miyako-chan's really working hard, isn't she?

She is.

In a different way than you think.

Nothing.

Won't these look great like this?

Yes.

Okay!

Okay, wonderful!

Is it done?

It looks great.

Look, look.

It looks great from any angle

It's perfect.

It looks great.

Hello?

Oh, good morning.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you for coming.

This isn't it?

What I'm saying is we don't need this fancy stuff.

I want something with more a more plain, peaceful, country living style.

Plain? Peaceful? Country living?

Hey, you've still got the clothes from yesterday, right?

Okay.

Clothes? I didn't hear anything about a model.

Editor, did you go over this stuff properly with her?

I'm sorry. It was so sudden.

I thought I'd sent her everything by text.

Sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

We're back.

Hmm, that's not quite right.

I want something a little more down to earth.

Yes?

That's great!

It feels like an old farmer's wife trying her best to dress up!

Oh, no, no...

Shizuka, you look good.

Really?

Okay, we'll get started.

Okay, sit down.

Chair! Chair!

Bring over the chair.

Eat! Eat!

Eat!

Like that!

Wonderful!

Really?

Good job! Good job!

Here we go.

Okay.

Go ahead.

Okay.

Okay, looks good!

That's all the photos for today!

Good work!

Good work everybody.

Thank you, thank you.

Let's start the cleanup.

Oh, right. Kamoda-san.

You went to school with Namino Shiori-sensei, right?

Yes, I guess...

Was she always so talented and pretty?

She was just amazing.

She just had a whole different style.

Namino Shiori?

She's out of date.

She's just good at piling up things that girls would like.

But Kamoda Shizuka's got much better taste!

So it's only a time before Kamoda Shizuka wins!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

She doesn't know anything.

Come on, apologize. Apologize.

I'm sorry.

Really sorry...

Good work today.

Good work today.

I'm really sorry.

Um, if you ever see Namino-sensei, tell her I said hello.

Thank you!

I'm sorry.

Really...

Don't do that to me.

I really think that you're better!

I think the same thing.

But you're not supposed to say it.

And nobody recognizes me yet.

It's not anyone's fault but mine.

I had a late start.

And if you get hurt by every little comment, you can't do this job.

I just laugh and smile no matter what anybody says.

I'm just fine! Fine!

But...

It made me happy.

Thank you.

Okay, let's clean up.

Okay!

Good answer!

Hey, did somebody forget this?

Oh, you're right.

I'll go give it to them.

Really? Thanks.

Is this yours?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Thank you for coming today.

Thanks.

Are you interested in furniture?

Come on. You can take a look.

Come on.

Come on! Come on!

What do you think?

You know her?

Boss, why are you...

Let me go!

What's wrong with you?!

Why are you having fun?!

I won't let you!

This Miyako girl is crazy!

She's a stalker!

She fell in love with a man and wouldn't leave him alone.

He called the cops!

And now she's obsessed with you!

You don't know what she'll do.

You better be careful.

She's a stalker who only cares about herself.

You don't care about the person she loves!

You don't have the right to be happy!

Don't forget that!

That's enough.

Let me go!

I'll leave on my own!

Miyako-chan...

You heard her.

I'm sorry.

I'll be leaving then.

This has been Hayama Miyako!

Miyako-chan is in love with me?

I see...

That's how it was.

Wouldn't you normally be able to tell?

Did you really not feel anything at all?

No...

Not at all.

I'm sorry.

I know you don't mean anything bad.

And I know you're a very pure-hearted person.

I know that, but...

Don't you feel a little guilty, President?

What am I saying?

No, I understand that it's not your fault,

and that you're a good person.

I know, but...

I'm sorry.

So, Haruta-kun, what should I do?

What should I do for Miyako-chan?

There's no way I would know the answer to that!

I've broken once already!

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry, Haruta-kun.

Why are you apologizing?

It's not your fault.

I'm the one who's going nuts.

Don't apologize!

Why are you like that?

Everybody wants to be like you, but nobody can!

Watching you makes us realize how awful we are!

Do you understand?!

You piss me off!

Haruta, no!

I promised I wouldn't leave you alone!

Next Episode

Forget it!

It's impossible!

It's a firestorm of us being open with each other.

I hope you enjoyed loving someone when it was impossible for it to work out.

I love you, Shin-sama!

Don't look at me like that!

It's Hayama Miyako's friend!

The way Shizuka-chan opens up is crazy.

I don't remember at all.

I'm glad.

I don't think that's what's important at all.

We used to have sex.

I think we're opening up a little too much.

I'm a little mad.

Haruta, you want to get married?

Chaos. Chaos.

This drama is a work of fiction.

This whole place is a manor of chaos.