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Previously on I Kissed A Boy...

..after the secret kiss was exposed...

There's only one person round this table who'd do what you say,

and it's Justin. I'm so angry. It was a joke.

..Justin and Alex got back on track...

Do you want to kiss? Yeah.

..Adam explored more than one new connection...

I had, like, an interest in you. Yeah, I'd be open to it.

I just thought, "I'm just going to go for it."

I think I do fancy you. Oh!

..which left Justin feeling uneasy...

You haven't spoken to me once. Like, I actually feel sick.

No, that's not OK. ..and Alex confused.

I'm just finding it really hard to make decisions.

I am really interested in you, there's no doubt about that.

But, at the cocktail party,

Dannii left the boys shaken and stirred.

Wow!

I'm not here for cocktails.

Meet me for a Kiss-Off right now.

Game on, I guess.

Welcome to I Kissed A Boy.

Oh, my God! Not a Kiss-Off right now. I didn't expect that.

I'm so nervous. It's my first Kiss-Off.

There's a lot of pressure. I don't feel like I've finished

having conversations I wanted to have today, and my head is

all over the place, and I don't know who I'm going to choose.

Going into this Kiss-Off, I just have to trust and believe

that Adam is interested in getting to know me further,

and I'm hoping that he saves his kiss for me.

Not having more time has completely just thrown me.

I'm shitting myself.

I am so in the dark here. Alex knows how I feel,

I have no idea how Alex feels.

Tonight, one way or another, I'm going to get that answer.

Welcome to the Kiss-Off.

This is nerve-racking, honey.

I know this is a shock for you all.

Tonight you will reveal if you want to stay with your current boy,

or if you want to kiss someone else.

The big question is,

does the boy you want to kiss want to kiss you back?

Anyone left unkissed will be leaving the Masseria.

First up, Ruben and Lars.

I'm confident in who I want to kiss tonight.

We've built a really, really strong connection in here,

and I don't think either of us have eyes for anyone else.

And I know that my eyes are all over him,

and my hands are as well.

Stand back-to-back and take a minute.

Ruben is an absolutely incredible human being,

and I just feel like every day spent with him, it just feels so right.

If you want to stay with your boy, then turn and kiss him.

But if you're saving your kiss for a different boy,

then don't turn.

Boys, reveal your decision now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

That was a very nice smooch, there.

Yeah, it was. There were fireworks going off in my head.

I was like, "Pew, pew, pew!"

How would you describe your connection?

Yeah, it just keeps growing.

Lars is just such a special person,

and I feel so grateful that I've met him in here.

You two start the love seat going.

Thank you, Dannii.

Next, Callum and Jordan.

Callum makes me feel really seen and understood.

He's made my journey.

He's just Callum, isn't he? I'm happy I'm with him.

You know the drill, boys. Back-to-back.

Here we go. There's definitely some feels here.

I feel like each Kiss-Off the feels are getting, like a bit deeper.

Boys, reveal your decision now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

How is it progressing? Is it getting spicy?

It's spicy. It's spicy. It's spicy.

It's so good to see you like this.

Not a man-eater any more, Dannii. Oh! I've been tamed.

THEY LAUGH

Off you go. Thank you.

So cute.

Much better than my first Kiss-Off, I'll tell you that.

Kiss-Offs are fun now.

Hugh and Jack S, please step forward.

It's not been plain sailing.

There's been ups and downs in our relationship,

so anything could really happen.

Are we on the same page? Cos if you're not,

you can't even talk about it. You're just going home.

Boys, reveal your decision now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

No, I'm playing.

Oh, my God!

drink that honey

Tell me, how's it going for you?

Jack is just one in a million, to be honest.

And clearly, he keeps me on my toes as well.

So it's never dull. This is going in the right direction?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At your pace,

You can take it at your pace over there.

Thank you. Thank you. Bye!

THEY CHEER

You got me.

Next up, Aron and Jas.

I feel affirmed in my decision,

and I feel pretty confident Jas is going to do the same thing.

Go ahead.

Since the last Kiss-Off, we've, like,

really leaned into one another. Just got closer and closer.

Boys, reveal your decision now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

breathin'

Whoo!

So steamy!

Aron, give me one word about Jas.

Incredible. One word from you. Beautiful.

Not only physically but, like, just what's inside

and what makes Aron Aron.

So, so happy for you.

It's time to go over there, get all snug on the love seat.

Next up, Jack D and Baraka.

I know that I'm acting on my feelings

and I'm not overthinking things,

and I'm going in the right direction for me.

If you want to stay with your boy, then turn and kiss him,

but if you're saving your kiss for somebody else, don't turn.

I know my decision I'm going to make is the right one for me.

Reveal your decision now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

Argh. No.

Guys, what's happened?

We were just better being more platonic friends.

Baraka, we need to know, who are you saving your kiss for?

I'm saving my kiss for Adam.

We have a good joke and have, like, similar senses of humour.

It's been very easy.

OK. Well, Baraka, we'll find out later

if Adam wants to kiss you back.

But, for now, please step back to the line.

See you later.

I'm not in control of what Adam does.

I would love for him to choose to kiss me.

OK, Jack, we now need to hear from you.

I've decided, Dannii, that...

..I'm not going to be kissing any boys tonight.

OK.

I've just not found that connection.

I've met the most amazing people.

I love you all so much,

but it's my time to go.

I'll be grabbing Glasgow by the balls when I get back.

ALL LAUGH

We will do proper goodbyes in a bit, but for now,

can you please step back to the line?

Of course. Thanks.

Right, Justin and Adam, please step forward.

It hasn't been an easy decision to make.

My brain is scrambled.

Boys, reveal your decision now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

OK.

Face me.

Tell me - what happened?

Didn't quite go beyond friendship.

I love his sass, but...

..I'm also quite sassy.

OK, Justin, who have you saved your kiss for?

Alex. Alex.

I really debated with the decision,

but I do think that there is a strong connection there.

I feel, like, very vulnerable.

I have so many unanswered questions

and I have to make the most important decision.

I'm rolling the dice tonight.

OK, Adam...

..we know Baraka has saved his kiss for you.

Have you come to a decision?

I haven't saved my kiss for Baraka.

I am gutted, but I'm really happy that I still chose to go

for the person I was really interested in.

I saved my kiss for Alex.

Ah! Oh, God.

Oh!

Oh, God!

This is very uncomfortable.

You've both saved your kiss for Alex.

Adam, talked me through it.

I'm shooting my shot.

I didn't exactly think we would be in this situation.

I definitely didn't.

Justin and Adam,

I'm going to ask you to step back to the line.

Oh, fuck.

The only thing now is to hear from Alex.

I really don't want to be the cause of someone leaving.

Either way, I'm going to upset somebody that I care about so much,

so I am so nervous to make a decision.

It's no secret that I've been keeping

my decision close to my chest.

So with Justin, he is one of the funniest people I've ever met.

He's also such a nice and respectable guy.

With Adam, Adam's been the person

I felt most comfortable with from the get-go.

It's hard to make the decision, for sure.

Well, Alex, I'll make it simple for you.

So, to be clear, the boy that you choose

will be staying here with you.

The boy who's left unkissed will be leaving the Masseria.

Alex, you have a huge decision to make.

I feel, like, OK.

He's told me that I'm the only one here

that he feels, like, a sexual and romantic spark with.

Alex, reveal the name of the boy you want to kiss now.

HEARTBEAT POUNDS

Adam.

times

Oh, my God.

You can breathe, first.

Don't know if I can! Doesn't feel like I can.

I don't think I can breathe either.

I'm...

I'm actually completely shook.

Talk me through this.

I feel like, "Who would you struggle with letting go of the most?"

And it was Adam.

What do you mean?

You're explaining to me why you picked someone else.

I thought you were just friends with him.

Like, do you need a friend to hold your hand for four days?

You're fucking 28. You're the oldest in here.

Grow the fuck up.

Adam? I'm a bit overwhelmed, to be quite honest.

Now take each other's hand and walk over there and relax

and breathe a little bit. OK. Thank you.

SCATTERED APPLAUSE

Justin, I'm so sorry.

Yeah. Look, I'll try to articulate this correctly...

..but I think that's bullshit, to be honest.

hot

I did tell them I was exploring their options.

At no point did I say, "We're locked in."

I should have chose to kiss no-one tonight,

and I've just been mugged off.

You've put your heart on the line.

I have. I ask everybody to do that. Yeah.

I thought that he'd prove me wrong tonight,

and then we'd sail off into the sunset.

I don't think we're sailing anywhere.

Titanic vibes. THEY LAUGH

But, yeah...

You took a chance. I did.

Very much liked by everyone.

Well, not everyone!

What?!

I feel so disrespected.

And, quite frankly, Alex, he ruined the end of this experience for me.

I don't know if I'll forgive him for that.

Good luck, Adam.

Baraka...

..I'm so sorry.

I'm actually feeling very, very happy.

Me choosing Adam was more about me putting my emotions first,

which I often struggle to do.

I have no regrets.

I think I came in here definitely struggling

to put my own feelings first.

And I have come out of here

definitely a lot more confident

in pursuing people who I'm interested in,

regardless of the result of that.

Jack, how's it been?

Oh, the craziest experience of my life.

I've tried, and there's not a boy in here for me, but that's OK.

Thanks so much for being authentic.

I know how much all three of you will be missed.

Boys, bring it in. Give them some love.

bars

I've really learned, like, how to...

To not have any shame in being gay,

and I've really learned how to, like, be confident in myself.

People are going to love you no matter what.

I love you. I'm going to miss you so much.

I honestly can't put into words what I would have done without you.

I love Jack D. That's the bagpipe to my haggis -

the bags to my hags - and I am beyond blessed to have met him.

I'm going to miss you so much.

While I am sad that it ended how it did,

I love the boys so much and my heart is full.

My whole being is happy that I got to do this.

I will never, ever, ever, ever forget this.

I love you very much.

Baraka and Justin have recently started their journey,

but they came part of the group and we all cared about them a lot.

OK, boys, it's time to let these three go.

They're coming with me. Love you all.

Love you so much. Here we go!

Let's go, Dannii. Come on. There are so many tears,

I need a big box of tissues and a prosecco.

And after that Kiss-Off, I need a lie down.

As Baraka, Jack D and Justin share some fizz with Dannii,

the rest of the boys raise a toast in the Masseria.

To Baraka, Jack and Justin. We love you. We love you guys.

We love you. We'll see you very soon.

And for Adam, the evening is bittersweet.

I feel bad, because I feel like I changed two people's fates.

But the thing is,

I can't pretend like I have a connection with anyone else,

and I don't want to pretend.

I'm glad that Alex chose me.

Alex is the only one that I do want to explore.

This is something I have to do.

To be honest, the decision wasn't easy,

and I'd like to think you could all see

how uncomfortable I was being up there.

So, you know, with your decision with Adam,

when, kind of, did that come? We had our chat this afternoon.

We had that kiss on the... In the kissing booth.

You didn't actually tell me how you felt, and I didn't know.

I don't regret my decision with Adam.

My gut told me to.

And, like, Adam makes me feel so seen.

I just can't imagine being here without him.

I'm happy that you're here.

Know that you're the person I feel most connected to,

and I just feel like that's a connection I need to explore.

After an emotional night, it's time for our boys to hit the hay...

Tomorrow's a new day.

Listen, it's a reset.

..leaving trusty Emanuele to make pillow talk in the lounge.

Are these boys this messy at home? Really don't get it.

What's the point of having these pillows on the floor?

There we go.

And with the instant Kiss-Off

leaving a big heart-shaped hole in the Masseria...

This genuinely feels like someone's died.

I actually can't get over it.

..it reaffirmed connections and sparked a new start for others.

Sweet dreams, boys.

Good morning, girls and gays. Good morning.

Oh, my God, the bedroom this morning is insane.

It's so empty.

You two are so far apart.

I have to send him smoke signals to ask him how he is!

THEY LAUGH

I just don't think I'm at that point

where I want to push my bed together.

I like having my sleep. Honestly, in here,

I put my head on the pillow and I'm out.

So you wouldn't really get anything out of me anyway,

Hugh, darling. You really, really wouldn't.

Right now I'm feeling so much more at peace.

I'm happy that me and Adam are still here.

I want to just continue getting to know Adam the same way I have done.

I can't. No.

So... How are you, baby?

I'm well. I'm really glad you're here.

Yeah, thank you. I'm really glad you're here.

Thanks so much for choosing me.

Did you know I was going to pick you?

I had a feeling. Mm.

I feel like I've had,

like, a new lease of life.

HE LAUGHS

And I feel like I'm excited to, like,

explore that new connection. I feel like I could

actually have quite a lot of fun with him.

Cos you picked me, so thank you as well. Yeah.

I think I really stressed about the decision

and I feel like today I've woken up with, like, so much clarity,

and at the end of the day it's, like,

"Who's your connection strongest with?"

I'm excited to see where it goes.

I just feel comfortable and, like...

And calm, which I haven't felt with anyone here, actually.

No, this is the first time I've felt calm since I've been here. Yeah.

It's actually been quite nice. It's been lovely.

Thanks for the chat, baby. Thank you.

THEY CHUCKLE

You are pretty hot.

You're pretty hot.

I feel very happy with Ruben.

I feel so comfortable and so myself around him.

I really feel like me and Ruben are endgame at this point.

Thank you for accepting me for who I am.

Of course. Thank you for being who you are.

Clear, open communication - that's what we like to hear.

And it's no different over at the pool -

isn't that right, Adam?

I honestly think, like, every top should try bottoming

at least once. Because they need to know how it feels.

Just to get it. Yeah.

God, I'm so good at bottoming. Me and Jack S are obviously,

like, the only two bottoms

that are quite open about our experience,

about being a bottom.

So we wanted to educate the tops and the verses

on why you should be nice to a bottom.

You can't just stick it in, can you?

We all know...

You can't just stick your penis in my bumhole without me preparing.

I've actually had it when a top's like, "Urgh."

And I'm, like, "Urgh to you, dickhead." Yeah.

"You have literally been inside my body."

Literally, you've made yourself so vulnerable. Yeah.

As a top, though you do have to, like,

obviously know what you're doing.

You've got to, you know... Got to take care of your bottoms,

ain't you? You do. Bottoms have feelings too, guys.

Whoo-oo! Yeah!

Well, I'm glad we got to the BOTTOM of that one,

but back to get on top of things is Miss Dannii Minogue with

the final Chemistry Test of the summer.

What is this?

Dannii's hoping the boys can stand firm in their connections

as they step toward a future outside the Masseria.

And for this one, not a single stone will be left unturned.

ALL CHEER

Buongiorno, boys!Ciao!

Welcome to your final Chemistry Test -

next steps. Shit.

That's wild,

that this is the final Chemistry Test.

Like, it's really coming to the end now.

How compatible are you with your partner?

I'm going to ask you some big questions about your relationship.

The outcome of your answers will have consequences,

so you must answer with complete honesty.

Capeesh? Capeesh. Capeesh.

There's nothing we love more in here the pot being a little bit stirred.

To each question, if you both answer yes,

you step forwards.

If either of you answer no, you both stay where you are.

If you're not sure or you don't know,

the answer should be no.

Let's go!

Let's start. First question.

Do you trust your partner completely?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Eh, yeah. Yes.

No?

Eek. The way Alex has navigated in the Masseria,

it's not going to allow me to trust him.

Sorry, Alex. Go for it.

OK. If you both answered yes, then take a step forward now.

Next question.

Are you confident your partner is sexually attracted to you?

Ruben. I'm beyond confident.

Lars? Absolutely, yes. I have no doubts.

How about you, Alex?

No.

Adam?

No.

But we haven't explored that yet.

Aron? Yes, I'm more than confident. I'm going to spare the details,

but I'm, like... Yeah. Mm-hm. Jas? Yeah.

The mouth can lie but the body doesn't, so.

Oh!

Spicy.

What's your answer? Yes.

The mornings tell me all I need to know.

I know he's sexually attracted to me. Trust.

I don't need to go any more into that.

OK, if you both answered yes, then take a step forward now.

Fuckin' hell, it's so awkward.

LAUGHS

Next question. Do you feel that you and your partner will be able

to connect on an intellectual level?

Yes. Yes. Yes...yes, yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Finally. Um...

LAUGHTER

Alex and Adam are finally getting A step in.

The Masseria delivered.

We've all moved.

I didn't think we'd actually make one step forward,

because we still don't really know each other that well.

But what I know about him, I know I love.

Would you move to where your partner lives for your relationship?

Ruben, what's your answer?

My answer is no.

No. No. Sorry, Alex.

Alex? Um, yes.

Jas? Yes. Aron? No.

We live the perfect distance away from each other, so, yeah,

no, I wouldn't. I think we're geographically blessed.

A good T-shirt. "Geographically blessed."

Geographically blessed...

Jack? Yes.

Hugh? No.

Some of the questions I think I need to think about.

One being the distance, how that will work out.

Is that something that I want in a relationship?

If you both answered yes, then take a step forward now.

Jordan and Callum.

How did that feel? It's nice that we're on the same page.

Mm! We're just very in sync.

One step, two step, three step, four.

OK. Final question.

Are you ready to call your partner your boyfriend?

Ruben?

No. The title of a boyfriend isn't something that I take very lightly.

Lars? No.

It's something that I'd like to work towards, for sure.

Adam?

No, Alex. What the hell, Adam.

LAUGHTER

I have to say, I'm shocked. Sorry, babes.

No!

Alex? No!

LAUGHS

No's all around.

Aron? Yes.

Yeah, I do feel as though I'm ready.

Jas, are you ready to call Aron your boyfriend?

No.

There's so much more that I want to experience with Aron.

And I have every faith that that's the direction that we're going in.

I heard Ruben next to me audibly gasp,

which is a little bit too awkward.

OK, Jordan.

No. I feel like we have made a really good foundation to get there,

but we've also got distance against us,

so I feel like we need to see how we would battle that on the outside

before I even consider saying you were my boyfriend.

Callum? No.

But I can definitely see it going that way.

Jordan and Callum, you two are the closest,

so you have the best connection in the Masseria.

Being the most compatible couple in the Masseria is quite nice.

It feels correct.

Adam and Alex.

You two are stood the furthest away

and therefore are the least compatible.

How do you feel? I'm not surprised. Yeah, I'm not surprised at all.

This was the final Chemistry Test.

As I said, the outcomes of this test have consequences,

and these consequences are serious.

Adam and Alex, you've shown yourselves

to be the least compatible.

And so you have reached the end of your summer of love.

Just like that? I'm so sorry,

but it does mean

you will be leaving the Masseria right now.

You're joking!

It is a shame. Like, it's sad.

It's sad that I haven't found love in the Masseria.

Obviously, I would have loved to have left with love

but, unfortunately, I haven't left with that.

But I'm just grateful that I had the chance to be here.

Alex, how would you sum it up?

I feel like I've made some really great connections and friends.

I think Adam's a very special person. Aw!

I love all the beautiful queer love that I've seen,

all the beautiful queer people that I've seen.

It's been such an amazing gay summer,

and I wouldn't change a thing.

Adam, thank you. It's been an absolute roller-coaster,

but you've thrown yourself in.

You've made us laugh. And don't make me cry now!

LAUGHTER

How do you sum up this experience?

It's been unreal and life-changing. It's allowed me to, like,

live in my truth and be proud to be someone living with HIV.

And it's honestly, like, healed my trauma with men.

I just feel so grateful, I truly do.

Jack, I think you're going to miss... No, Jack! ..Adam. I am.

Oh, I don't want to cry again!

You've been such a shoulder and such, just...

Like I can look at you and call you a genuine friend.

And...

Yeah, I'm going to miss you. I love you.

There's no more bottoms! What am I going to do? Like...

LAUGHTER

Boys who are staying in the Masseria,

if you are leaving this Chemistry Test with big questions,

I really hope you get to explore those.

For now, though, I think

you need to give Adam and Alex a massive hug and say goodbyes.

Thanks, guys.

Love you, both. Thanks for everything.

We could all just do with being a bit more Adam.

He's just so him

and doesn't really care what anyone thinks.

I wish he could have made it till the end,

but I'm so glad he didn't try and fake a connection to get there,

because that wouldn't have been Adam.

My queerness is, like, something

that I've never really explored or developed.

I've just been queer.

But I just have become even more queer here.

And it's just beautiful. I love it.

OK, Adam, Alex, you're coming with me!

Time to go. Bye, guys. Bye, guys.

If you want love, you need to go out and you need to explore

and tell people how you feel and just be confident in yourself

because the right person will come along.

Bye, guys.

Say goodbye. Love you. Come on with me.

A little day drink.

And just like that, we say arrivederci to Adam and Alex.

That was intense. Guys, that was actually a lot.

How do you guys feel about your answers?

Yeah, good. Good, yeah. Yeah.

I feel like we're pretty much on the same page with everything.

Coming out of that Chemistry Test, I feel like

it almost does seem a bit too good to be true right now.

It's a new situation for me, for sure.

The, um,

Aron boyfriend... situation was a lot.

Yeah. I'm also surprised that's coming from Aron,

because Aron's such, like, a head-screwed-on guy.

Yeah, but if that's how you feel, that's how you feel.

His head might be screwed on until he met Jas. Yeah.

Jas and Aron might have built a good foundation inside the Masseria,

but Dannii's stepping stones

seemed to have kicked up a bit of dust between them.

We have been on the same page for the majority of our experience

so far. We just need to touch base again,

have a conversation about how we interpreted the questions

and listen to each other.

And I guess just also be there for each other.

How do you feel? I feel good.

Obviously, we had a couple answers that were slightly different.

It was a difference in interpretation, right?

If we talk about the moving one. Yes.

I interpreted that as in,

"Would you ever move for your partner?"

Yeah, I would.

And the last question, are we currently ready to be boyfriends?

And, yes, I do feel like we're ready.

We've still got so much more to experience

before we actually say the word boyfriend.

I answered it as in, if I say yes right now,

am I saying you're my boyfriend? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We focus so much on similarities and why we're the same,

but I think the difference in which we saw the questions

was quite interesting as well. Yeah. And I learned a lot about

the way that you think. In the moment, I'm not going to lie,

I was a bit, like... It was a teeny bit awkward.

This Chemistry Test, it came down

to the way that we interpreted questions.

Do you think you've ever been this compatible with anyone else?

Cos we're actually most compatible.

I mean, I've never tested my compatibility with anyone else.

But I'm buzzing that we were. Me too. Buzzing.

I didn't think we... Buzzing. Not that I didn't think we would be,

but I feel like there's, you know, other strong connections.

Most compatible kiss?

THEY LAUGH

Come on.

Compatible kiss, that.

Do you think everyone's answers were honest?

Well, some were maybe too honest.

Quite glad Ruben and Lars both said no to the moving thing.

Mm-hm, cos you don't think either of them would? Nope. Me neither.

I think maybe a few people in the Masseria thought

Ruben might be on a different page to Lars.

I've heard him say like, "Oh, I really like Lars,"

but I've never heard him say why.

I'm not going to be a bitch, but I really don't see them two working.

Do I think that Lars and Ruben will translate to the outside world?

No.

But who am I to judge a relationship?

But I am the most compatible with my partner,

so maybe I am the one to judge!

Well, relationships aside, if I were to judge

who consistently delivers in the Masseria, it can be only one man.

Here's Emanuele with his latest bid

for the most outstanding contribution to housekeeping.

Ciao. Hello, boys. Hi.

Hi. Hello. I was starting to miss you there.

You are down to eight. That's crazy. And then there were eight.

As you can see, Dannii's given me these notes,

so I'll just give it to you. And I hope it's a good surprise.

See you all again soon. Ciao. Have fun. Ciao.

"Hey, boys, it's time to saddle up,

"so I hope these boots are made for walking." Yee-ha!

"Because tonight you'll be partying Wild West style.

"Get ready to hoedown for your Daisy Dukes and Cowboy Boots Party!"

CHEERING

Come on!

Hoedown brodown!

Well, don't just sit there whistling Dixie, boys.

Time to tickle your spurs and drench yourselves in denim.

Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up.

now count it in

Cowboys are just inherently calm.

So, super excited to have a little party.

a cowboy god from head to toe

better get in line

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

In full-fledged gay cowboy regalia.

Let me see.

Hey!

Yeeha! Woo! This town ain't big enough for both of us!

my dance floor date

a cowboy god from head to toe

better get in line

I do like a...a nice cowboy.

Brokeback Mountain, what a movie.

Three, two, one! Save a horse! Ride a cowboy!

Yee-ha! Whoo!

This has been the most fun of all the parties in the Masseria so far.

I think that everyone's just on really, really good form.

We're all just here to, like, celebrate our last moments here.

But everyone turned it up.

Bang! Bang!

And like all good cowboys, preparation is everything.

And these guys are getting ready to saddle up for the final Kiss-Off.

So how do you guys interpret the final Kiss-Off?

Like, what is that to you? It's a commitment.

Essentially, the way I'm taking the final Kiss-Off

is the exact same energy I'm putting into it in here.

Exclusivity? Yeah. Right.

Is that how you interpret it? Like, exclusivity?

I'd be very up for, like, talking about that.

That's not necessarily how I interpreted it up until this point.

But would I interpret it as like,

this is what I'm committing to leaving?

Mm-hm. You know?

What does that mean?

Like, I think that...

It's a conversation I'd rather have with you

where these things would be, like, established.

If that's the point that we came to. Yeah. No, no. To leave...

I was just throwing that out there. Yeah.

If we wanted to leave here being exclusive,

I'd be very, very open to having that conversation.

But I, up until this point, haven't necessarily thought of, like,

the final Kiss-Off as meaning exactly that.

Because, as you're saying here,

the Kiss-Offs in here don't mean exclusivity.

I think that reaction has rattled Lars. I did look over at Lars,

and Lars didn't look too happy, I'm not going to lie.

There's definitely a vibe in the air.

But the final Kiss-Off I feel like kind of...

Yeah, it's. Look, it's up to you how you want to interpret it.

The final Kiss-Off to me is a commitment of exclusivity,

and it just sort of, like, puts that in cement.

No, I agree with what you're saying. Yeah.

Um...and yee-ha.

Yee-ha. Giddy up, cowboy.

to the old town road

till I can't no more

Whoof! This night in the Massy has gone a bit west, hasn't it?

Let's hope these three cowboys don't stir up any more standoffs.

I feel like most people are kind of, like, on the same page,

with the exception of Lars and Ruben,

specifically when it came to the final Kiss-Off

and, like, what it means.

I feel like Lars, he's maybe a little bit more invested

in this than perhaps Ruben is.

If I was Lars, I wouldn't feel very secure.

I'm just scared for Lars in this situation

because I don't want him to get hurt.

Should we do anything? I don't know. What can we do?

Should we speak to Lars?

Yeah, maybe we should call Lars and speak to him.

Yeah. Shall we go find him?

We just want to check in and see if Lars is OK.

And see if Lars and Ruben are on the same page.

Hey, Larsy boy, where are you going? We wanted to chat with you.

I wouldn't Lars to get upset, you know?

What are you saying? How are you? I don't know, like, I just felt like

that whole situation, like, there was a bit of weirdness, like.

Do you think you're not on the same page in the approach?

I just think there's certain things that came up.

It was just the whole

how we interpreted the final Kiss-Off conversation. Yeah.

What is your opinion on the final Kiss-Off, out of interest? Well,

I did interpret it

as we're exclusive now.

Yeah. I do not want to pursue other people.

Yeah, so that must have been really stressful for you, actually.

I just...

Talking about, what is it to you, then?

It's not just another Kiss-Off, but I'm not just going to

let someone mess with my feelings for the sake of it.

You'd want to know that when you get home, like... He's not

just going to be... ..is he going to be entertaining other people?

Act like he's single. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

And that's even more important if you're not in the same city.

You need to have... That reassurance. ..that reassurance.

100%. Cos I'm just going to fucking go crazy. That's the only way

it's going to work. If we've not established exclusivity

when we don't even live in the same city...

It's not going to work. ..it's not going to work.

Do you feel like your connection is specific to you?

Or do you feel like the connection is based off of convenience?

Fuck. Fucking hell.

I just feel a bit, like, it's just not adding up

in my head a little bit.

I appreciate you guys, like, coming to talk to me.

It's out of love. I love you, baby. I want a cuddle, too.

I'm just spiralling a bit. Yeah.

I don't think Ruben considered how it came across.

Just try and take the gloves off and just speak to him...

Yeah. ..and just be like, "What's going on?" Yeah.

I'll catch you up in a bit. Here if you need me. You got this.

tell me how you feel

How you doing? Don't know. I feel a bit weird.

My feelings are very much genuine towards Ruben.

And I just feel like, for me,

the next logical step

would be to be exclusive.

Feeling like that we've not got the same perspective on that

is, yeah, it's just a bit unsettling.

First of all...

..I think that, like, I understand that I, like,

miscommunicated things.

I don't know, it felt slightly insensitive.

It's kind of made me feel a bit weird and a bit awkward.

I don't know, I just felt a bit stupid.

Like we just weren't seeing eye-to-eye.

I feel quite shit about making Lars feeling shit.

It's just a kind of intense situation.

I don't want you to feel like you have to navigate a certain path

to please me. Like, I just want you to be honest.

The idea of, like, relationships and all that kind of stuff

doesn't make me feel secure. It really, really stresses me out.

My head isn't in a great place. I'm just feeling a bit...

..confused about my relationship with Ruben right now.

Potentially, maybe, I'm taking this relationship

a bit more seriously than he is.

I think Lars is more invested than maybe Ruben is,

and I think I'm more worried that Lars could get hurt.

That's my honest opinion.

If we're not in the same headspace, I'd rather you just tell me.

But I just don't want to have the rose-tinted glasses on

and just feel like everything's amazing.

And when it comes to, like, the actual reality of things,

I just don't want you to feel like you're scared of hurting me

or upset me and telling me kind of what I want to hear.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't want to overwhelm myself by thinking too far into the future,

because that's going to make me overthink things.

What is it that you want?

I don't understand what he's playing at and what his intentions are.

Like, that boy is confusing

and I feel like he doesn't know what he wants or what he's doing.

I'm not in a position now to be told what I want to hear.

Like, I just want honesty and truth.

Next time On I Kissed A Boy...

You won't see each other until the final Kiss-Off.

Wow, that's so intense.

Your loved ones are arriving very soon.

Dannii, Dannii, Dannii!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I've got to just follow my gut. I have found

what I've come in here for. But is this actually what I want?

If we're only going through hard times and not any good times,

what kind of a relationship is that?

Never been so vulnerable so quickly with someone.

I just hope he's feeling the same.

If you want to call time on your summer of love, don't turn.

But if you're ready to commit,

then seal it with a kiss..

..now.

Oh

let the music start

need to open up

Oh

Oh

and we are kissing