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... light the night, and every tune seems to sound just right,

It's absolutely the place to be, making Wikki Wakki down in Waikiki

Come with me, all you whoopee-makers,

all you wide-awakers, join me. Oh boy, I just found a spot.

You're gonna like it a lot!

And it's far away, off in Honolulu, where the hula hula greets you....

Hawaii is the place, get a smile on your face!

And I want to go where they swing their hips,

that's where the sailors all shake their ships,

you wouldn't blame me, if you could be, making Wikki Wakki down in Waikiki!

You get a feeling of pure delight, your head is reeling, your heart is light!

Your eyes are dancing with revelry, making Wikki Wakki down in Waikiki!

You never saw, dresses of straw, like they're wearing there...

And all those dances they do, there's nothing you can compare!

What a revelation! Hawaiian cuties, with goo-goo eyes!

And they are beauties,you'd be surprised You're never lonesome for company,

Making Wikki Wakki down in Waikiki!

Say, you never saw, dresses of straw like they're wearing there!

And all those dances they do, there's nothing you can compare,what a revelation!

Hawaiian beauties with goo-goo eyes, oh they are beauties, you'd be surprised!

You're never lonesome for company, making Wikki Wakki down in Waikiki!

Son of a bitch!

Get up!

Up now!

I'll put this foot down here!

You're insane, you really are insane!

You're the one that's a fucking nut!

- Just leave me alone - Now get up and go to work!

There's nothing to do now, there's nothing to do, just leave me alone!

Oh really?

OK, I'll get up, I'll get up!

Now!

Get up now!

You've been sleeping in that damn bed all day, and you've been out with those

dumb cunts, all night,

And then you waste your time watching television....

- Yeah - Get up!

I'm up!

Alright, get in the shower!

Come here! C'mere, talk to me...

- Aren't you getting up? - Not yet....

My girlfriend's coming over, c'mon you have to get dressed now.

- Don't you want to get up and see my girlfriend? - I don't...

C'mon darling, get up...

But what am I going to do if I get up now?

There's that pig on the phone! - Who?

That filthy filthy pig that you know!

Who's that? I don't know any pigs! - Yes you do!

- You know the pigs, I don't know any pigs - A million pigs!

- You're the only one that knows pigs, I don't. - Where's my matches?

Get them, I'm, I'm going to ...

What are you going to do today, what do I have to do?

You have to, uh....

do something with me!

Beautiful!

Why do you do that?

What are you doing? Clothes on...

Get it!

See you do that?

What do you do that for?\

Cause I like it!

Love to...

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

Why do I...?

always have to tell you when to do my laundry?

To iron my shirt, to ask you if you did it?

How can I....?

I can't yell at you, even, because...

You are really...

Will you please?

Will you please stop, please, stop! Please!

They're dirty...

Do my laundry will you?

Without me asking just once?

I make you happy don't I? No?

What do I have to do to make you happy?

Look it, if you want to make me, you want to make me happy?

You really want to make me happy?

Do my laundry?

Oh yeah?

You know the kid?

She's got, you'll have to take her to the doctor, you, you should be able to

take her, I'm sick of going to the doctors and looking at all

those fucking old ladies, crazy old ladies... - No, you go!

- I'm sick of... - Sitting there looking at me...

- Well, it isn't my job - No, it isn't my job!

- It's your job! No! - Yes it is!

- You never do anything else! - No!

My job is to make sure that I protect the family, you know, that's all.

Make sure nothing happens to you

- You never protect any... - Sure, I would never let anything happen to you

- Oh, you're so full of shit, yes you are! - No, no,no...

- You are full of shit! - I'm not full of shit!

- You are! - Oh!

Don't you...

- any places to go, yeah - Oh yeah....

- Go out and get some fucking money, for Chrissakes! - I get enough money...

I not only need money for the house, I need money... $200

For what?

For my girlfriend's abortion...

- $200? - Yeah

Why do I have to give you $200 for your girlfriend's abortion?

Because you have the money and I don't!

- Why do you have to give it to her? - She really has to...

Because she has no-one else to give it her!

So like you know, I'm not in the mood to go down to 42nd street, you know.

Like, you know, I call up two or three people and I make the money,

and I hand it over, and like I can't see these people no more!

- All family... - So why would I want to do that, you know?

- What happens if the baby gets sick? - Go somewhere else and get it!

There's other places besides 42nd St.

You're just too spoiled, you know that?

- Yeah I know... - Your mother teach you to...

I know I can't so.. when I'm out, you watch, right?

When you're out. I'll watch.

- I can't hustle 25 calls a day... - No let's do it the same time

We'll make the neighbour watch the baby

Or your mother can watch, she doesn't do anything else!

She'd better just be sitting... - Ain't ya a dumb cunt!

.. her number

- Oh yeah? What did you do with her? -Yeah!

- I know all about your mother -Oh yeah? My mother knows all about you!

So like you know, you get the money, but like...

- So what are you gonna get, $200 and that's it. - No, I need some more money!

- Oh yeah? - Yeah!

It's very painful, I like, you know... don't like that kind of work!

- Are you going to do it? - Yeah

When?

- Tonight - Tonight?

- Are you sure? - After your girlfriend leaves

- After my girlfriend leaves? Why not before? - Yes.

Because, I wanna see her.

Oh, what'd you marry me for anyway?

- Cause you're a good fuck! - Awww, thank you!

- I think I'm going to wrap it up, honey... - You getting

- getting pretty embarrassed now... Yes I think i'm gonna wrap it right up

- Guess she'll like that. Won't she? - OK? She'll love it!

- See I got a package for you! - Good things come in small packages!

- Right? - Right.

Wrap it nice and pretty

Okay!

Oh, it looks so great wrapped up. Oh, so scrumptious!

- All you have to... yeah it does - Does it look good?

-Does it look pretty? - Oh it looks so beautiful, a little bow on it!

- A little bow? - Gee it does wonders!

- Don't you like it? You don't? - Mmm Hmm

- Do you like it honey, isn't it beautiful? Yeah, beautiful.

Oh, wait until my girlfriend sees it, she's gonna go wild!

She's gonna go insane!

Oh, isn't it the cutest little thing, oh it's marvellous!

- Really? - Just look at that!

It's the only way for it to be!

- Don't you like it? - Now you're not going to get any!

Isn't this fantastic? Did we do this before?

- No, I've never had... - No?

- You're kidding! - I was...

So, I'm going to get ready now, get dressed.

- No! - Yes!

I wanna sit and watch this pretty package!

- No! - Yeah!

- No, because I... I'm not getting... - Oh, but it looks so good!

Since you are a... - Oh, a harlot!

Go on...

- Do you have that underwear? - No, I...

Well how am I supposed to make any money without clean underwear, the johns

- You can wear that, you know that's better... - The johns won't see dirty...

You do, just get up and look at yourself

- It's marvellous! - No it doesn't, it looks terrible...

Where's my underwear?

Oh, so marvellous, come out let me see it!

No, that's terrible, I don't like that...

- Oh, I love it! - I don't like that!

- It's marvellous, come out! - Where's my... no!

- Oh, don't take it off it looks really great! - No, I need clean underwear!

- No, go watch Mitt today and then run down to.. - No, you can wear anything..

- the dryer for... - I wanna see it!

No, see it!

- Ain't it fabulous, but now go get me, I need - I wanna see it!

I don't like you to have any underwear, you'll have to wear that! - I need...

So much prettier wrapped up!

You have the underwear? I'll wash it for you! - Go wash it!

- You... I know! - You'll get looked at!

I waited, I let you wrap it up, I let you... - No!

- Is that washed? - No, come...

- Please don't grope it! - Give it!

- Let's put it on your head! - On the head!

Hey listen you, I'm gonna drop you a line.

- Yeah - Yeah.

I'd like to see you again.

Yeah well, you know, that can be arranged!

You seem...

- really busy, so....

Well, so... - Occupying the other room is....

Like to see you again, we're really good together

Always walking around on....

- Ninth, and... - Yeah, yeah...

- Okay - Okay?

Hey listen I owe you some money!

- Alright - Thank you

You're very welcome.

- And, uh.. I'll see you again! -Alright!

-Yeah, see you later.. - Yeah

- But, uh, why don't you check out, you know, see if...

- Yeah, yeah - Awake and that, ok?

- And this way I can leave. - Oh yeah.

- Yeah, it's cool, it's ok

Alright, so...

- I'll be seeing you soon, alright! - Alright.

- Thank you very much, really - OK

- Bye - Bye

Well, uh...

- Nothing actually - You're not doing anything now?

Would you like a small job, two dollars?

Yeah.

Do you know anything about art?

- I did a little modelling, and, um.. - You did a little modelling?

- Haven't done much - Now isn't that strange!

That's what I had in mind

when I walked past you, I just saw you standing there...

Well, maybe we can do something about this.

Now, how much...money did you think you... were worth?

Now I'd like to... make a hundred bucks

like, you know, I really need it for... I have to make it anyway today somehow

A hundred bucks?

Um, you'll have to take all your clothes off for that, you know!

Oh, there's gotta be a cab somewhere!

Shall we walk out?

Here we are.

Well now.

I expect you'd like something to drink, would you? - Yeah.

Go on then, stick them there

Thank you

All these things are just strange, aren't they? Do you like them?

A world of the imagination...

You've um, you were saying you have done some of it before?

- I mean, I can see that because you're not self-conscious. - Mmm hmm

You take your clothes off, and that's all, you're quite used to that.

That's a big barrier with some people, takes hours to get the clothes off!

But here in the art world, what the hell, it's got nothing to do with the outside

world, nothing whatever! It's in the world of imagination.

And some of the biggest people are athletes...

Oh boy they're athletes who got there by running faster than anyone else in the

world, by vaulting, by high pole. by crossing over the bar, all those things

And the greatest of them were the Greeks But they are people you see! Now...

I don't care who you think of, whether it's Michelangelo or...

a collage or the Cistine Chapel, it looks as if he's taken all his boys and

stuck them up there, and then, you know, painting some of...

or whether you go to the Greeks.. which reminds me of a , ummm...

- Hermes the name? - Yeah.

Well, he's a... he's a god, holding a little kid...

in his arm, and he's dangling a bunch of grapes...

the most wonderful face,

And previously the statues were made, to look like your muscle boy covers you know

Marvellous figures and all this sort of business.

This, this statue suddenly appeared, and it was a person.

In fact the Greeks invented a word entirely for that,

'synphatica' sympathy

empathy, all these words, they come from Greek statues

I think he won about five things, for his little town, he come from

you see, and the town was given a tremendous honour

and he's a very beautiful young man,

And somebody who had some money there had a wife in Athens

And the night before the last games,

she made a date with him in one of the temples and she gave him some dope,

the love philtre, cause she saw his naked...

He fell for him, hook line and sinker, and he wrote some of the world's most

marvellous odes just like, like Shakespeare did too, about this guy.

Yeah, Praxiteles

who was the best sculptor, was...

But I'm talking about, you want to work for someone like Michelangelo, like

these are the sort of people he goes for

- You know, I... - We are right...

I never really thought of it like that..

- Well, let's get started anyway, it's getting late - Yeah, yeah...

It's good to know that, really

Take it easy, don't worry, it's not all done in a day

Now you've got the idea of what picture, the image...

-you can fill it in - right

That's to give you some pride in your job, and in your location.

So, let's start with a Greek statue.

I don't know what... A greek statue.

And um... the shot, the discobolus. the discus

thrower, the fellow who throws the disc, you might do very well with that,

You've got that sort of torso, taut body so we'll start with that.

Well we'll try this, this... discobolus thing

and I'll show you what you have to do, why... stand on the bed!

You have to be above my level, that's why you're standing at my eye level, you see

Now, you're going to throw this thing like a plate, you know, a plate.

in that direction.

So first of all... You're going to take that off...

But now this back line, try and get all the back muscles into this...

Right there, down here, cause that's what I want, close to my form, body...

Now take your shirt and things off

I think you'd better take everything off in one flash

You should have done that before really

Give them to me

That's right, that's only right.

How the hell do you get out of those things?

So I have to change it all...

- You do that? - Yeah

Right...

Right...

That's right, that's fine... you don't have to move that.

That's the lucky charm.

You've got to work on the muscles there and there.

What you can do by, that's the very thing we're doing, by discus-throwing.

If you practice discus-throwing, walk, throwing anything like that,

You will produce these, these side muscles that come out and look very good

So...

Alright, throw it... throw it in either direction, I don't mind which direction.

Picture.. in the middle, although doing that, so forget all about it, just...

Back up for another one

That's fine, that's one... that's one thing

So, what are you going to do with those pictures you've been taking?

I make large drawings from the pictures

And the negatives, I'll give them to you if you like, in the darkroom

That's fine.

- Tired? It's the same with the.... - Why don't I sit down...

Put that aside, you can sit down...

There it's got...

Of, of movement.

Here you're standing, now...

Here's another famous statue like that.

Put your foot across there, bend forward get forward a little bit more,

And pick some.... Those famous statues people will recognise...

OK, now turn around sideways, put both feet up,

And bring, bring your heels in as close to underneath you as you can.

And, keep your balance, lean forward.

And rocks, see, that's another one.

Good. Another one - you may have seen them, put your arms around...

No, you gotta put out that, right...

Now kneel...kneel down on one knee and throw the other leg up right behind you

Like um... hang on.

Now that... that is like a starting, start of a race.

You begin like that don't you, and then the thing comes, and you, and you...

You, what do you do when you're in a race, you, put your hands down first!

And you've got to hold that, is that a strain on you?

- Little bit - Cause I might say you've got to hold that ten minutes.

You're a runner...

And you're going to take off!

When I say relax you can go down on... go down on your knees and take it off

Now good, alright relax, go down on your knees.

Now...

One sec.

Well if you could only stay like that for thirty-five minutes that'd be splendid!

- I'll just use this for a while - OK.

OK, you got that one?

Right so we'll move onto another one, that's alright?

- Yeah, alright. - Alright.

Just relax, yes but now I'm too close

So um, what shall we do now, another pose?

Well, we'll do that other one I was doing, the runner, alright?

You've sat all the time, can you lie diagonally....

No, we'll do the runner one, OK?

- The runner? - Yeah, we'll do that one.

- And we'll get it out of.. - Alright, turn round again.

You can hold that... if you want to give in,

and then drop it, and then go back to it, you see because,

the whole picture, if I do a picture of this thing will take quite...

quite a while, so...

Lie flat on...

Alright, pick this thing up in the morning...

Well, that's good, now that's going better.

For general development, swimming is the best.

I think, from my... it's the best, eh...

Nobody's ever, in my opinion, beaten Johnny Weismuller.

who was an Olympic swimmer.

In a liberated person, a person makes himself whole

Body worship

is the whole, I think the whole thing behind all art, all music,

and all sex, and all love.

If you cut it out, for any reason,

you've deprived yourself of one great chunk of life.

just as the people who say they don't dig rock and roll.

But it's all, all vitally important

That... whether you just look at it with the rotten view of making money

in other words popularity and success, if you want the millions

to take an interest in you, it's done in the same way as making one person

take an interest in you, that body worship

is in... is in the makeup of the human animal.

All human beings, whether they are puritanticals or whatever they are!

They love it!They all come to the theatre come to the films, they all dig it!

and they all get what they call the sex kick

which is bullshit, there's no sex in it, it's body worship which becomes sex.

It's like if I pick up a violin, and I can't play the damn thing,

what hell use is it, might even be a Stradivarius, wouldn't be any good.

- You've got to have the music! - What are we having for dinner?

- Yes. Food! - Alright.

That's the other thing, food and sex go together, body again.

It's a worship, it's.. The door...

After all some deities and...

they became rituals you worship

Now if this question bothers you...

Say you've got a lovely body and somebody else hasn't got a lovely body

You can't worship yourself, you see what...

..receive there often.

Let's say one doesn't know what to do about it,

If there's... are some friends around, boys and girls,

and they're all madly in love, and they all have frightful problems,

and it's always the same kind of problem. They can't get anywhere.

They don't seem to get any satisfaction. And when they do have a good time.

it's always the sort of promise of something that never comes off.

and so it's always the same, the great question is what are you going to do

about it?. Adoration...

He literally, to himself in the mirror..

Am I talking to an empty bed? Oh fuck.

Hey what are you doing?

Oh Christ, he hasn't locked himself out in the street without any clothes has he?

- Joe? - Coming!

That's pretty good.

That's good.

You know what I can't stand about it, the bloody age we live in,

They give expensive educations,

and don't give a hell if they give birth to no more craftsmen, no more...

Nice day isn't it? How long you guys been out here?

Half an hour, somewhere around there...

- Half hour? - Yeah

- That's not, it's... what you meet anybody, make anything? - No...

No it's a bad part, there's not many people around, you know...

Well that's all that, you know, I got home, I said that's all I wanna do

Like I don't wanna make another scene so I had to, make up work

keep that mind work...

- No, I work. Yeah - Yeah, you bum. Work, work.

Shit. Nobody works.

..there, a scene.

- You straight? - Eh, nobody's straight

- What's straight, It's not a thing... - Yes there is, shit...

to be straight, or, or, or being not-straight,

It's just, you just do whatever you have to do!

- Yeah, but it's tough - Yeah, it's hard it's hard to learn how to do that

But once you got that down pat, like, don't even worry about it no more because

Well, well look do you, what do you consider yourself, do you consider

yourself abnormal?

What other people think doesn't matter, you know, if you have to care about what

the straight people, what they're going to think man, then you're not in your bag

- Do you care? Do you really care? - Yeah, I care, I mean...

I guess it's because I'm just starting out.

Well it takes, time, yeah, well how long you been...

- you know, really into it? - I, just a couple weeks like I said

Did you ever have that...

You get into it because, why did you get into it, first of all,

- Why did you even start? - To make bread, I came to this city,

but like, you can make... Wow, it's for bread, man.

- How much money do you make a week? If I wanted to go out every day and do it

I can make close to... 150, 175, 185, you know

If you want to do it every day, four times a day you can make an awful lot of bread

I don't do it, I do, you know, I go home and the wife says, 'Hey'

You know, like, I went out today and met this artist, man, and like,

He wants me to stand there and do some photos, so I got a free dinner out of it

I got my wife to come over, get a free dinner get some food and stuff like that

But doesn't your wife get uptight about it?

- Why should she get uptight man, it's feeding her, isn't it? - Yeah...

Why should she care, like, she knows where I'm at, man.

She knows where I'm at, like, we have a kid already man, and, like...

You know, so, uh...

I mean it's just being small, and not knowing, where it's...

What people are doing, you know.. you have to do, don't follow everybody...

do more or less what you want to do, and what you like to do is make bread, right?

-Make cash, right? - Yeah, right.

So the easiest way to do it is, you know what you're doing here,

looking for those dirty old men as they walk by, right?

- How much do you get on one job? - Well I got this, well, it's one job..

Most of your jobs are from $20 to $30, you know, most of them.

But like, you can get one like I got today, right, get one like that...

Well, you make yourself a hundred bucks, right?

- That's crazy! - Oh well everybody's a little crazy!

What about that guy over there, do you think I should get a job with him?

- See now look, he's, he's got... - Dressed like a pig.

- Like people dress sporty, right, they wear sports clothes - Yeah, right.

- You don't wear a dirty t-shirt! - Oh, well...

Well how much did you make today, maybe, did you make...

- Oh what, what was the last... - I show it to you sometime

Like you know that thing... wasn't that thing ugly?

Look at this one over here man, wow...

- Won't that get you bread? - Stop it...

I know see but you don't worry, it's only going to suck your peter, man

- A lot of men, like, fuck that scene - But...

- How do you know he's got any bread, I mean real bread? - Aww, shit

- I mean he really doesn't look very rich to me - Yeah.

Well you just got to play it right... Oh yeah, you think about...

- You go to, you went to school down there? - Yeah.

- And you just got, couldn't take it, eh? - No, no it was...

- Well I took it till I graduated, did you graduate? - No.

- Didn't you? - I got up to the eighth grade, that's about it...

- Then they sent me off to reform school - Reform school, for what?

Ah, used to steal cars...

Fuck that shit, can't follow it no more

Yeah, but uh, did you spend all your time in one school or what?

- No, I was in high school in two schools - Oh, you in high school in two schools?

- Yeah, in Wisconsin - Wisconsin, and Alabama?

- Beautiful, beautiful. - Yeah, not so beautiful, I hated high school.

And uh, maybe split home for a while

And you say whatever you want to say to them, and like you want to meet them,

I heard a lot about you mister, that whole bag, you do that whole scene

But, like, it's bad standing around like all three of us, it's no good

We'll never make no money that way, really.

- Wow - But you couldn't just take me along some day?

Oh yeah, I'll do that.. how beautiful you are, like...

How much do you seriously...?

Find a good street corner's a good idea, you know

- You know, you find a good street corner... - But where?

- Well.. - I didn't really know where to look, you know...

-Well actually, down by the '50s... - This is new to me...

That news stand down there man, 'bout Third avenue?

- That's a good area, it's a good area to stand. - 50 what?

Uh, think around 56th Street, 55th Street.

- Right? - Yeah.

But, how will I know the news stand?

- Well you see it's the only one there on the corner. - I know, but...

- There's an outlet stand like that... - Isn't there another news stand?

- fairly near? - Yeah, pretty close.

Isn't there a drugstore nearby, or something like that?

- Oh there must be - Or a telephone booth?

- That you could tell me about, that I know. - Yeah.

Gibbys, or something like that.

- You'll see it. I'll show it to you sometime. - Yeah.

- You know, your best bet is standing where you were, because like somebody

No, like, I was standing there several hours and nothing happened...

- 58th street - I mean this is really a bad park.

Yeah well they have these pictures down there, the four big poster pop pictures

Yeah down there's good, good idea.

- Catch you around there, ok? - Yeah, I'll see ya. Right.

Hello David? Hi. Joe.

Look, uh, you gonna be home for a while?

Yeah?

What you say I stop over later on? Okay?

Right, yeah.

So I'll see you in about, maybe, twenty minutes.

If everything's alright. Right.

Yeah. Alright. Right.

Right. Yeah. Ok then, right, bye bye.

Right bye.

You're so right. She's going to be a big star.

Veronica was inspired by... the orient.

Here she's showing a chiffon negligee embroidered in silver.

I love to kiss your satin-smooth face.

Too bad a dry skin causes you lines and wrinkles too soon.

Are you referring to me?

Durgan's face cream.

Big stuff, he's big stuff alright!

Eugene Palant. I work in a Bulmers factory.

I can't afford to slow up a single minute.

No matter what day of the month it is, so believe me, I need more comfort

now than I ever did

That 3 out of 4 women voted 'Modest' softer. I got a box quick!

Does exercise make women muscular, Geri?

Don't you believe it!

When is a tampon right for you?

Battle of the bulge!

You know they try and tell you that it's all exercise, these beauties are

- starved to death! - Oh, I don't know.

They have diets!

Personality demands its daily duty

You know this magazine is falling apart.

I'm proud of my figure now.

Loses 17lbs in six weeks!

She's, she's trash!

That's a good idea!

I like it when...

We should act natural the way Jane Frazee does!

She's an up and coming girl about town these days, now Geri listen!

No wonder, as witness

the figure she cuts in a chiffon negligee

And Jane's winning cheers for her acting in 'Moonlight Masquerade'.

- She looks like a masquerade! - I'm telling you, look!

The lowdown, on high...

She knows how, Anne Jeffreys, she knows!

- She knows how to lose weight! - I'll look at it later if I'm bothering

We're trying to educate you, here!

-Don't you want to learn to be glamorous? - Ah, Candy...

Geri, that's a very petty trick, you know.

Trying to make the likes of me jealous!

I'm not trying to get you jealous!

I'm trying to make your friendlier, or you can ignore me!

Isn't she wretched?

- She's told us - She'll come to a bad end!

It's a hot box in here, how would Lucille..?

She's a prestige star.

I don't know.

I mean, she was a band leader, and the girl most likely to succeed, in 1942.

She looks like Olga San Juan.

I think it was, Olga San Juan, she...

Did you see her when she played Amber La Vonne?

- Calling Amber La Vonne? Did you see that? - No!

Oh look at this, it's falling everywhere...

Soaping...

You know you can get so hung up with these magazines.

- Oh she loves Anne Sheridan - Mmm.

Juke Girl, starring Ronald Reagan, Anne Sheridan, and Richard Whorf

- Do you know, she made me stay up all night - The tale of two hitchhikers

Who wander into the Florida tomato country, and get mixed up

There's nothing like being dull, by Jackie Curtis

Where's that?

Only kidding...

All these pages have 'Buy War Bonds' on them.

Aren't you going to pay any attention to us?

Do you know any poems? I'm starving for culture.

- Joe? - What?

- ... a nice handkerchief? - Oh, it's a beautiful handkerchief!

- Would you like a cigarette, Joe? - Yeah. Oh stop.

Open your mouth.

How could you? Right in front of all of us!

How could you not watch and sit still reading magazines,

-that's the most disgusting of all!-Don't you know the angels are watching you?

They're doing it too!

- Well, they're used to watch... - She didn't mind!

You know Joe...

You'll never get to heaven if you...

I don't want to go to heaven anyway.

- I have a frog in my throat - No, it can't be Joan watching you.

- It was Joan! - Joan Crawford!

Oh, she's done it too.

What did you just say? Joan Crawford?

- have a habit... - I said I don't mind her watching, she understands.

- You better go and call... - Why Joan Crawford is one of my favourite stars.

She'd only be good enough to pick up her glove!

- I wish the phone would ring, I need some money! -Can't you make some

phone calls?

I wish you, I tell you something Geri, it's so frustrating...

I want to be a vampire! That's why I have this outfit on, notice this smooth

I love horror things! - Splendid!

Don't you feel guilty, Joe?

You do feel guilty?

Why do you feel guilty?

Joe, we had so much fun...

We were stuck in this hotel in Chicago, what was the name of it....

The Carling hotel, right Joe?

The Carling. How much did we owe there?

About $50 or $60 and we didn't have the money so

he threw the luggage out the window! And it was in that snowstorm!

The cat, and all.

Then I had to run and climb a six foot fence. Remember Joe?

Remember what you said before about what you did for Joe?

At the door, and I just slammed the door in your face and said I'll be back?

Well, I never told you, but that night I got raped,

and you wanted me to make love to you right after I got raped,

and you almost broke up with me cause I wouldn't... and...

his name was Mikey, and he said that he would ruin my face unless I went with him

or he'd bang on the door and get you out and he was much bigger than you,

So I said OK, I'd go cause I didn't want anything to happen to you,

and he dragged me to this filthy hotel

and he made me do everything, and then he called up some other guy and

made me do something to him, and the other guy was like really nice

and I said 'Please let me go!' and he wouldn't!

And they both like made me do everything to them! And he said if I just did it

to them once, he'd let me go and he lied and later he made me do it again

and then I was just crying, and then he finally drove me home,

and I said I don't want him to drive me home, just let me go.

and so he let me go, and now when I dance,

up the club, up at the lake, you know where I dance topless, he was there!

Do you know what it's like to dance topless in front of someone who raped you?

And that, that was how I got him back!

Cause, like he didn't think I'd have the guts to dance in front of him,

I just danced the best I could to say, this is what you didn't get,

cause like when he raped me I was real stiff, and I danced fantastic,

so that he knew, if he would have, you know, got me to dig him,

he would have had it out of sight, but because he took it, I was awful.

And that's how much I love you, I wouldn't let them hurt you.

- But it was fun! - What was fun? Getting raped?

Yeah. At the time it wasn't but now that I think about it, it was weird.

Oh, look at my hair.

- I like it! - It's terrible!

- I like it! - Do you believe this hair colour cost $10?

- Ten dollars! - But you can do it yourself!

Andre did it, Andre of Paris on 5th Avenue.

- Why don't you do it yourself, it's so easy! - I'll kill that queen Andre!

Well I don't like a set look, you know.

I don't like anything that looks too set, I like things a little...

and things that move, I think things that move are beautiful.

- Like your, your bust, it moves. - It does!

- Cause you don't wear a bra. Do you have a bra? - Yes!

It still moves.

Pretty soon it won't move because I want to get a silicone shot.

Like I want to be really big - Oh don't, you shouldn't.

No, like now I'm proportionate, and I want to be, you know a little extra

Oh don't... Statues in Greece.

- Yeah - When they, when they...

All those beautiful statues, they don't have... big...

tits like a cow!

- They won't... willowy - Yes but if one of those

- statues did it would stand out! - Let me see what your bust looks like

Okay.

Oh I want to get silicone shots, cause I know they're too little, especially

for dancing topless...

Oh don't be a fool, you already die your hair and now you want

- See, they're too... - I think they're fabulous, I love them!

But wouldn't you want them bigger? I like the bigger, the better!

Why, everything's gone bigger? - See!

I'm definitely doing it. I called into this one doctor,

and he's on vacation, and when he comes back he has this stuff that isn't silicone

It's some kind of juice from a plant,

cause he said that silicone lumps up, so that sounds pretty...

And I called up this other doctor and he's all out of silicone!

So it shows that everybody's getting it! Because then I'll get all our customers.

- Except for the... - Why don't you develop your brain instead of your bust?

My brain can't be developed any more than it is. And I think I'm cute!

I don't want to change. If I learn too much, I won't always be happy!

Cause the more you learn, I think the more depressed you are!

- You get silicone shots, so I'm goin to, that's all - Joe doesn't ever...

Yeah!

They should really be much harder because it doesn't, shouldn't hang like that.

- I know They should be up, should be

- That's why I'm getting the shots! - Like that...

Joe, you never seem like you like them like you used to.

- Are you turning gay or something? -No I still like them, just not as much

- Why? - I'm used to them now, and...

I guess that's why I want you to have the silicone treatments done.

- Well if you want it, you got it! - Changed a little bit.

- and my topless dancing! - that's beautiful, man!

I'd like to see that! Yeah, good...

- Okay - Good.

- You know you're sweet, you really are - I try hard.

You got that tattoo, that says...

That says little Joe... On 42 street

- Oh yeah, I saw that - He was still in it so I walked out, in the middle.

I couldn't believe it!

I understand I can't, you know, when you don't listen to the sound, you don't

listen to the words, you can't understand nothing...

It wasn't good sets to watch, I like watching the sets.

Not only that but there was nothing to, I mean there was no,there was a story but

Joe would you please read this letter? I can't see anything without my glasses

Alright.

Dear Audrey, I'm blind from several things, number one my weekend in

San Francisco, uhh....

and...

was in Hawaii, so I figured, no..

no scenes in LA, fully...

yes clearer night flight to Frisco, arrived after two shows and four hours

sleep, be it...

Got some 8 by 10s of my face, and 11 by 14s too,

Not the one I wanted, there were 2 or 3, 203 alike, and when I'm...

When I meet, when I met it...

When I sent it.. to be... blown up to 11 by 14 I picked accidentally the one

with my hands on my cock.

There are so...

There are so.. nearby, there are... whatever.

nearby, think it the best of 72 shots

You'll see them, on the first.

It's now the 21st, 11 days...

For appointments, parties...

I can't see!

Gee, it's awfully quiet in here.

Don't think about it!

- I love him - I don't either!

- You don't like em? - No, I don't!

They're my brains.

Listen Geri, can I feel your, umm, hoojiggers?

- Sure! - Your Ittytuggers!

Yeah, haha, ittytuggers!

- That's another quaint expression - Bring them up there!

- I never heard of that, cat! - Oh, well I know this girl...

Oh, you don't need silicone!

- I do, that's my little one, this is my bigger one! -Oh i see they come in sizes

I thought these plants were real when I bought them!

- Are you sure you're right? - I don't know...

- This one feels really wrong! - I know lots of things feel real that aren't real

No, I could tell a fake plant from a real plant, I think!

Listen, would you mind getting me some water?

I have to leave!

- Alone. - Alone!

- Now what did you say this meant? - I mean, it's awful pretty.

- Yeah, but it.. - Do you get this, almost satin!

Joe I'm glad you could make it, let me just put the blinds down!

Two doors down...

Some of these, physique, horseshit

Oh yeah? These dudes, do they pay anything?

- I got $100 for doing it... - A hundred dollars!

Hey man I haven't seen you at the gym lately. You haven't been around at all!

- Actually, I've been just, you know - You not working out any more?

No, just, more or less working for money man, I have to.

Keep making that money, I've no time for relaxing.

Because, the gym really, you know, like, is very important

you know, if you're going to stay in your line of duty because you got to keep

yourself together, I mean, you get to a certain point in life, and

the body completely collapses, there's no getting it back, I mean

this gut that I got it's getting, it's embarrassing.

You?

Now, you know now I have all this flab on the hips, and, lot of fat..

I just notice it, it's just all of a sudden coming along that's why I want

to get back to the gym and, just relaxing

cause remember when I met you at that gym I was, real tight and swollen

Yeah I know, you were so tight, that's what, you know that was...

the most glamorous thing really, the fact that you needed so much help, and

and everybody was, like willing to help you.

Yeah you were really popular at the gym, I must say.

The problem you know, like, you remember, I had this.. this..

- enormous scar, you saw that? That scar? - Yeah, yeah

... off that muscle because that muscle was all destroyed there.

That was from Korea too. I got burned by a flamethrower.

The flames were licking out and, right up my arm...

and the hair all came back,everything came back, it was nice.

feels good, except that I can't, I can't really reach for anything, you know.

I've been having a difficult time like that.

I can't get a hard-on any more.

I mean we can, we can talk about a lot of things. I mean I'm not like all the

johns that you usually deal with, right?

- Am I? - I don't actually put you in that bag, man

- I don't classify you as that, you know, I just - I hope not.

- Cause I like you a little more - You're really beautiful

I thought you feel like, don't I enlighten you a lot? I mean - I just...

I mean, with all these art objects you have, do you find that wherever you go?

No, I just find it here, you know, I mean...

It's just, the whole thing is always very beautiful you know...

But you know, I mean I don't ask you for anything, you know.

Unless you know, I'm not asking you what I ask you for,

for anything at all, it's as a friend you know, because,

I need money today because, I have a couple of things I have to...

Money, cause...

You know, a john or anything like that, I think of you as a friend and...

- Well, it's.. - I mean the money I ask for is just, you know, like a loan or

anything like that, right?

I mean I don't just want.. I just want you to...

To like me, you know? I mean... you're not all...

- pieces of shit? - Yeah right! How could you say that?

They are! They really are, I don't like them!

They're terrible, they're disgusting, they're...

I mean, I really can't take them, the...

asking for money you know is like a punishment to them you know or a

- to myself or something - Hold still. Let me get that.

That's a nice one!

- Just be good - Because...

It was fun, it was always fun, it was a lot of fun. I don't know.

Could you lend me some bread? In other words, you know...

nothing to do with, what, whatever we may do, you know...

How much do you need?

Well actually, you know, $30, because...

I mean I don't really desperately need it, you know, it's just that...

right now I need some bread, you know, I'm in a little financial difficulty.

You're all, you son of a bitch, the last time you were over here you took me for

fifty bucks!

- I know but it's not because - And you didn't even pay it back, you said you

were going to pay it back, I wish you would just say to me, just say

- I'm not going to pay it back - I'm not, no I'm not even going to say I'm

going to pay you, because I'm really, I know what I'm going to do, I'm going to

- really pay this back - Yeah!

No, I really mean it dude, I really do, I'm going to pay this back,

and I'm gonna you know, I'm done

but if I say it, and I don't do it, or something like that, or

or sometimes I don't do it if I make a date, you know, next week I'll pay you

back, then you don't believe me.

Well it really doesn't matter, you know that!

It really doesn't!

- Oh wow! - Can you feel it?

Not too much, that's all dead!

- Is it? - Mmm hmm. It's all dead.

It's all grafted skin, and when they grow back, it just didn't...

- It just didn't have any feeling in it - Wow!

You! Terrible!

But I have a feeling that...

No, I really think if you don't..

Why don't you come and live with me, I mean you fuck around too much!

You're not going to be able to do this forever! - I'd love to do it, you know

I just, I don't know if I'm ready for that kind of...

But Geri wouldn't like that too much, actually, she, it would upset her.

You know that.

- I mean who else does she have besides me? - Well, she can afford it, man

I, I hate to say it to you but she's so ugly, man.

She can afford to be upset.

Really, you're crazy dude, I mean...

- We're not queers - I know.

But, lot of people, lot of people don't understand that, you know.

They really can't see it as that...

- Well, can you help me out? - Sure, I'll help you out of your...

No, I don't mean my pants, I mean, you know, with money!

- Oh man, that's all you ever think about is money!- No it's not,cause, it's

just, you know, I have to save it if I, I may need it for later.

- You mean you got another, you got somebody in trouble? -I'll have to find

-some, I'll have to stand out on corners - You're not taking dope are you?

- Let me see! - No!

- You know, it's just that I need the bread, not dope. - You are!

- You were shooting up for a while - No I wasn't!

That's propaganda, you idiot!

- Well that's what they sell - See don't believe what you hear!

- That's what they sell in the Meat Rack - What, in the Meat Rack?

That's not true!

Okay, okay.

- I'll give you money - Alright!

Wait a minute before we do anything I want you to listen to this

It says 'After a few moments he pulled me up from where I had been kneeling

and placed my cock in front of his mouth.

He then licked..You know they always say that a picture's worth a thousand words

This book is so fantastic,I mean some of the things that they have in here I mean

- What is it...? - They do inches, huh?

- What is it about? - It's about, it's about

It's about images that, you know that

people get involved in, I mean things that you do, but the way they...

Before I make a mistake.. everything that

they put down here, it is so sexy I can't believe it, it's fabulous, it's

all these things in here that, you know, that...

You can't, well, look at that!

Wow! wow!

- Does it get any groovy pictures in..? - And, yeah, this one.

- An ass picture! - You ought to try that!

- Right now. Yeah do it! - Just do that?

- Take your clothes off and do it! - No!

Could you get your legs back like that and spread them?

So that your buttocks are pressed against the, that's like crushed velvet!

And just smash down, so that there's this,

great fantastic line running up.

Go on, try it Joe, I mean, you can do it!

I could do it, I could do it before I got wounded,

I really could, and, I'd like to see it, wouldn't you?

Like to do it?

Well do it man! I mean I'd like to do it I like to do anything!

Right about now. Go ahead, take your clothes off man. Hurry up!

I have about seven and a half...

steady head movement, and it didn't take long...

for me to reach the point of no return. As I did he took all of my

tingling, and I filled his hot mouth... ...before I fell asleep!

I awake to find... throbbing at my... I knew I couldn't handle it!

So I tried... He began to run his tongue

between my firm cheeks

He spread my cheeks and... and I begin to wiggle.

And it was fast responding to his wild caresses

It didn't take long for him to moisten it enough to suit his next...

The pain was so bad that I thought I must be ripped open completely

There he held me fast until my body got accustomed to its visit. Drag his black

nap, out, and then he threw, he threw my legs over his shoulders...

and he went again

Slowly but surely he worked our two bodies to the edge of the mattress

It was wonderful, I was now in such a state

that I didn't notice we were being watched, I had forgotten

about the phone and gas company

He was twenty-four, twenty...

waited for the sub.. and he decided.. I still didn't know where, and, he took...

went open, only to find it was filled to the very fat...

I opened my eyes and start to behold two well-developed

There had been a lot of weights lifted, the chest was free of hair,

And I was completely spent and fell asleep again, how do you like that story?

Okay?

- Do you think it was too dirty? - No!

I don't think I'll ever be the same!

Fuck!

- C'mere! - I have to go, I have to go!

You big beautiful piece of shit get over here I want to get a hold of you!

- I have to go man! - Where you gonna go, not now!

- Yes - You tease me, c'mon now!

You don't have to go, you stay all night with me!

- You can't treat me like this! - David!

Listen you keep slipping out all the time, you're not, you haven't been

doing anything, are you still going with that chick?

- I'm married to.. - You didn't marry her, you can't lie to me!

I did marry her!

- As gay as you are? - As gay as I am, maybe, whatever.

- You're not really going to marry her, are you? - I married her!

I'm sorry, it's just what I had to do.

At the time, you know, one of those things, but uh...

- You know - Well I'm gonna blow ya!

It's pretty convenient!

Oh no!

- Look at this. One! - I want... Look!

- Look at this. Hey! - Two!

- Hey! - Three!

Oh my goodness, Patty!

I mean, I fell down, then I fell down

How about the time when we hitched with that maniac?

- We were sitting inside... - Oh yes he had peyote!

He brought it and he brought a pretzel too?

And he says 'Would you like some peyote?'

- He said he has a pretzel, he said 'Look, honey'... - This is really...

Then he starts jerking off! And says, well this is peyote!

- Remember when he said I want to smell your bloomers! No, he said... - Yes!

- What do you have under those mini-... - A real psycho!

They really, they're all over.

I run into them all the time, every time I go into a train station

somebody's jerking off!

I said, 'What are you doing?' I said I know some games too...

I got the blame!

And the time Andrea went in his apartment took this big piece of hash, this big...

And the guy said,'Well, you, both of you are not leaving until I get my hash back!'

And I said, 'Look I didn't take it!'

How about the time when the guy gave us $500?

.care of you,have somebody to look after you, give you money when you need it

- Like an allowance, someone gives me a quarter a week! - Are you kidding?

It's worse to be married!

-Is out of her mind! - Oh, that's because of crying...

She's really sick, yeah!

She's real psychotic!

- But, you know, we're all a little touched! - Yeah!

Allo.. people!

- What did you do today? - Nothing!

What did you do?

- Who's this? - I don't know!

- Tell her who I am - What?

- Tell her who I am! - Why? I don't know you!

Well, this is my new girlfriend

So you can go fuck off!

- Oh yeah? - Yeah!

What's your name?

- Patty - Mmm? Mines is Joe

Joe?

-This the one you talking about? - Yeah

And you have to show her your body!

Peek a peek peek!

- One time he washed, his, uh, seat! - Seat?

- Take his panties off! - Does that have a scab on it?

- No it has a hole in it! - I have one in my little...

There it is! There it is!

- C'mon look! - Looks better, now its sleeping...

Let's see it now! C'mon!

Do you like it? Patty?

- Can't complain! -You are! What were you doing today?

Don't you think you should take this off?

-I wouldn't feel comfortable with it off - Take if off!

- Shoes... - Take it all off!

- Everything has to come off! - Don't break it off!

-... to go into your purse! - It has to go off!

- Just here, blue... - Man,you don't have to dress me up!

You don't need...

Now C'mon let's have some fun!

- No, no fun, not when I'm tired! - Yes!

What did you do that you're so tired?

Yeah

Oh but look at this, the cutest little buns you ever seen!

Is this the one you wanted the night before?

Yeah!

No, you can tell, want to stroke all...

See, look?

I'm not going to have it removed...

So it doesn't cost me anything? You were too fast to jump in...

Where'd you find him?

Him? In the street!

But where?

I mean, how did, did you do... I don't understand

why you got married?

- I know but... - We all make our little old mistakes

- With him every day,you know,you mgiht as well have a little - little change

- What? The bore... - Same thing every day!

It is, besides, if

you're together every day it's tiring, it's, you know

the magic isn't there any more, if it was there in the beginning!

Well I think the best kind of marriage is when

the two people don't live together!

- Don't live together? Well what's the point of getting married? - Yeah

Yeah, that's true.

Well I think it should be like that where they just see each other every

- once in a while. Don't you? - Well why not...

just not see each other when you don't want to, instead of...

instead of that. You can always leave!

- Get out of there! - Just pack up your bags and go!

Well, Jeez, I gotta tuck him in!

- But seriously why's he so tired? - Because he's so lazy!

There's nothing in, nothing in his body works properly!

The blood doesn't flow...

- Nothing - Girls have energy!

- Vitality - Right. They think it is...?

The birth control pills!

- Give you so much energy! - It all leads back to that, that's all it is!

First of all gives you confidence!

Protects you...

I don't know why you'd get married!

- Hello? - Mmm?

- Why did you get married? - To get out of school!

- I hated school so much, didn't you? - And why?

I learned more out of school than I did in school!

I think they should have school up till the 8th grade, just so

you can learn the basics!

And then let you decide whether or not you want to go to high school or college

- Exactly! - You know?

- And if it wasn't forced on you, you wouldn't, you know - You would enjoy it!

A

I was absent, and I was always...

Yes the same thing like me, I was always...

instigate, I'd make the whole class get up in a uproar

Teacher would say, 'Miss Smith!'

I got expelled from Catholic school in the first grade!

Nun choked me...

- Cause they'd rather do something else - They're all frustrated old maids!

- Well I don't know.. - Why did....

- What? - I said why did they have to be all that?

Because they just are!

They're so miserable after all those years, doing the same thing

How miserable?

What makes you think they're miserable?

Well, I don't know, they don't...

I couldn't do it, that's all I know

I wouldn't be able to live that kind of a life.

I'm bored now! Imagine me in a convent!

I don't think he's so bad, Geri!

- Did you make any money today? - No

No? Why not?

- Cause you don't need it! - I need plenty of money!

I say you just told me you didn't need it!

- Everything you can get! - OK

- As much as possible - Alright

- Okay? - Okay.

- I'll get some tomorrow - Okay

- Okay? Right - Right

- Well... - Well why don't you get up and...?

What do you want, why are you bothering me?

You entertain!

You entertain me!

- Oh I do enough entertaining! - I want to see something!

Because I said so

- Why? - Cause I...

I'm tired now and I want to go to sleep but I don't want to sleep over here

- With something separating, I want to sleep on this side! - I know!

Climb over.