Original subtitles

Five, four, three, two, one!

Have a nice summer, people.

Don't hurry back.

This is Principal O'Connor

wishing you a happy and safe summer.

Later, rejects.

Thank God it's summer.

This is Randy Giraldo,

coming at you from the edge of Lake Erie.

First day of summer shaping up to be a...

let's get some good old Sandtown kicks

back into high gear.

Check out.. the biggest, the baddest water flume

in the US of A, the Logjammer.

Wanna wish a Sandusky High School

graduating class of '84 well as they...

caps and gowns this afternoon out at...

NNVacation Land 103.7, Sandusky.

Geek.

♪♪

♪♪ Oh Mickey you're so fine ♪

♪ You're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey ♪

♪ Hey Mickey ♪

♪ Oh Mickey you're so fine ♪

♪ You're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey ♪

♪ Hey Mickey ♪

♪ Oh Mickey you're so fine ♪

♪ You're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey ♪♪

Eric, you're gonna be late.

Can't get the crease out of these pants.

I look like 1977.

You look nice.

Brown plaid?

Right.

It's not so bad.

Look at this.

Yeah it's hideous.

Polyester in that summer heat?

Check out the pockets!

You gotta be kidding me.

Oh, let me straighten your tag a little.

There's your dad.

Kodak moment.

Oh, Mom.

Stand up straight.

Turn your head a little to the left.

Take the picture.

Okay.

Hey, Johnny Bravo.

Groovy outfit.

Are you gonna work on the roller coaster?

I wish.

You gotta be 18 for rides, though.

I want a good one.

♪ You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand ♪

♪ Oh Mickey you're so pretty can't you understand ♪

Here you go.

Just put her through the wash for you.

Bet she looks the same.

Yeah.

Here's your lunch, honey.

Thank you.

You do know I'm working at a restaurant, right?

Can I come too?

Not this time, kiddo.

Not this time.

You know your name tag is crooked?

♪ Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand ♪

♪ You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand ♪

♪ Oh Mickey you're so pretty can't you understand ♪

♪ It's guys like you Mickey ♪

♪ Oh what you do Mickey do Mickey ♪

♪ Don't break my heart Mickey ♪

♪ Oh Mickey you're so fine ♪

♪ You're so fine you blow my mind ♪

♪ Hey Mickey hey Mickey ♪

♪ Oh Mickey you're so fine ♪

♪ You're so fine you blow my mind ♪

♪ Hey Mickey hey Mickey ♪

♪ Oh Mickey you're so fine ♪

♪ You're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey ♪

♪ Oh Mickey what a pity you don't understand ♪

♪ You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand ♪

♪ Oh Mickey you're so pretty can't you understand ♪

♪ It's guys like you Mickey ♪

♪ Oh what you do Mickey ♪

♪ Do Mickey don't break my heart Mickey ♪

This is gonna be so cool.

And a little bit more.

And that is our rib chicken combo platter.

Now, very important to comprehend the rib policy.

Our guests will often request additional ribbage,

which we are proud to serve at $1.10 per bone.

That's per bone, thank you.

And remember, always upsell.

Can I suggest a fresh piece

of corn on the cob with that today, sir?

Isn't that attractive?

Laughter?

Laughter?

There is no laughter.

Laughter is not permitted on company time, Maggie.

Lovey.

Is Eric your boyfriend?

No.

No.

Best friend.

Best friend.

He seems to be in violation of Crystal Shores' dress code.

One, two, three, four...

Cows getting outta the barn, yeah!

All right, listen up.

This isn't gonna be a cakewalk here.

I mean, we don't have the status of the rides jobs

or the glamour of the live shows.

We are food service.

We are one step above toilets.

But we are gonna have

the motherfucking summer of our lives.

Yeah?

Come on!

We're grubbers now!

Love of God.

Fire up, kids!

♪♪

Hello, can we get some service here?

- Yes, sir. - Give me that chicken and rib platter thing.

The chicken rib combo dinner.

Chicken.

Beans.

Potato logs.

Is that all the ribs I get?

Where's the fucking beef, dude?

Uh, extra ribs, sir, are $1.10 per bone.

$1.10 per bone?

Fuck that!

♪♪ Oh give me two strong arms to protect myself ♪

♪ Ooh give me so much love that I forget myself ♪

♪ I need to swing from limb to limb ♪

♪ To relieve this mess I'm in ♪

♪ 'Cause when depression starts to win ♪♪

Where's the fucking beef, dude?

Hey, I'm Rod.

That had to happen right in front of everybody.

Angie said you go to Ohio State.

Hotel management.

So rewarding.

Maggie and I will probably go there.

We want to study music.

At OSU?

My dream is to go to New York, but megabucks.

Music's like, my favorite thing in the world.

Annie Lennox is a freak.

You don't like her?

I'm more into Madonna.

Madonna, oh.

She seems cool.

She your girlfriend?

Um, not really.

Well, I dunno.

She's cute.

Yeah.

You have a girlfriend?

Yeah.

His name's Danny.

Actually, we kind of just broke up.

I got my-- break.

Break's over.

Do I smell or something?

Eric!

Maggie's here.

Did it turn out?

I haven't mixed it yet.

You'll have to wait.

You are such a tease.

What?

Mm.

What's different in here?

It's pretty cool.

You're not planning on abandoning me

at Ohio State, are you?

I don't know.

I feel like you could have taken Debbie down.

What?

Debbie rocks, forever.

You are so ill.

I'm going to borrow your jeans.

Don't look.

Me and Rod had to close the entire dining room

all by ourselves.

Rod makes me laugh.

College people are just way cooler

from all the rejects around here.

Oh, my God.

Guess what Frieda told me.

She overheard Angie and Rod talking in the walk-in.

Rod's gay.

And you know how Angie supposedly

has that boyfriend John or whatever?

Frieda said that um, John is really Joanne.

I was like, what, did they assign all the gay people

to the grub wagon or something?

Hello?

What?

I don't know.

I hate how my hair looks.

What?

Your hair?

You hate how your hair looks?

If I ask you something,

promise not to think I'm retarded?

Yeah.

Do you think...

Do you think I'm cute?

Andy, take that outside, will you?

Whoa.

What was that?

♪♪

Pussy fart!

♪♪ Good goodbye ♪

♪ Where does it go from here ♪

♪ Is it down to the lake I fear ♪

♪ Ay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Ay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

♪ Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ♪

♪ La la love plus one ♪♪

Your mom is gonna kill me.

Are you ready?

Wait, wait, wait, I wanna see something.

Just tell me it's not a Mohawk.

Promise not to scream.

Oh, why do you do this to me?

All right.

Go.

Ah.

Hmm.

Mmm?

I think I like it.

Really?

I told your hair looked nicer short.

Shows off your eyes.

You don't hate me?

I actually like it.

Well, thank you.

Ew...

Die!

I can't believe I've spent my whole summer

with my hand up a chicken's ass.

Actually, I've enjoyed it.

Must be second nature.

Excuse me, please.

Grubbers!

It's going to be a busy, inconvenient day,

so make that cuttage quick.

Lover god.

Coolness.

My little lovey, he's getting so handsome.

Mag cut it.

You look like David Bowie.

Give me a hand?

Pie break!

Rod, shit, they could fire you.

Fuck 'em.

Summer's almost over.

Can't forget the whipped cream.

Oh.

I love your hair.

When you were out on break today,

we all had to clean the chicken oven

and Angie started going around asking everybody

about their first time.

Having sex?

Yeah, what else does Angie ever talk about?

And Frieda freaked out and ran off

and was hiding in the walk-in.

And then Angie turns, Angie turns to me

in front of everybody and she goes,

"Lovey, how is your cherry situation?"

What did you say?

Um.

Don't, don't be mad.

What?

What?

I said that we did it.

You and me?

Mm-hmm.

What was I supposed to say?

In front of everybody, yes, we are total sexual rejects?

Here you go, try and enjoy it.

That was really nice.

Oh, come on.

Eric, don't hate me.

Maggie, please.

I don't hate you.

That's...

Would it be that bad?

No, it wouldn't be bad, it's...

It's like...

I mean...

Hmm.

You should have seen Rod's face though,

when I said it.

I think he was jealous.

Of what?

I think he likes you.

No he does not.

Why are you being weird?

Shut up, I'm not being weird.

You are being so weird. I'm not.

Yes you are. I am not.

Yes you are.

I am not.

How's your cherry situation, dear?

♪ Rock and roll animal ♪

♪ The music is my bride ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a rock and roll animal ♪

♪ Don't get in my way ♪

♪ Get in my way oh, no ♪

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪♪

Can you knock?

Scare you?

Sorry.

can you go downstairs...

♪ ... blood on your face ♪

♪ Can you tell me why ♪

Hey, little boy.

We miss you.

Oh no, there you go!

Summer's over, grubbers, deal with it.

Frieda is toast.

Oh, she is wasted.

Oh, what?

Oh my God.

Hey, Eric.

Eric!

Drop a basket of tater logs, would ya?

You guys.

Oh.

Hey.

Did I do that?

He always has zipper trouble.

Frieda, I don't feel good.

Don't feel good.

I'm sick.

Maggie...

Maggie.

No, I gotta do something first.

You have to come though.

Maybe I'll meet you later.

- See you there. - Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, the park gate will be closing

in approximately

We thank you for your patronage

and hope to see you back next season.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, the parkgate will be closing...

Hey, little boy.

Hi.

Heading out?

Yeah.

You want to get out of here?

Say goodbye?

Do you want to go to the party?

Uh, I think we should get something to eat.

Yes.

So you want cheese fries?

I want cheese fries, yes, I do.

No, no, no.

What? Come on, my treat.

This is a proper date.

Well, thank you.

Yay!

Dinner time.

Mmm.

Did you put on my cologne?

No.

Um, I mean I just like, opened it up.

I wanted to see what it smelled like.

You did.

I'm sorry.

I did.

I'm gonna miss you.

You are?

Yeah.

Well, from the way it looks,

I'm gonna end up at Ohio State with you next year.

You're gonna make me wait that long.

What do we do?

Let's go someplace else.

Close your eyes.

Now open.

Oh, man.

Oh, no, where are you going?

Come here.

You'd make the coolest boyfriend.

I--

Turn around.

Those look nice.

One more to go.

Hey.

Hey.

You survived, huh?

How was it?

It was fine.

I got school clothes!

Yeah.

Was it hard to say goodbye?

No, well, yeah.

It was fine.

Wanna try on a few things?

Can I do it later?

A little worn out?

Yeah.

Just don't forget school in the morning.

Why doesn't he have to do it?

I lied, one more.

Eric!

♪♪

♪♪ It's not the way you look ♪

♪ It's not the way that you smile ♪

♪ Although there's something to them ♪

♪ It's not the way you have your hair ♪

♪ It's not that certain style ♪

♪ Could be that with you ♪

♪ If I had a photograph of you ♪

♪ As something to remind me ♪

♪ I wouldn't spend my life just wishing ♪♪

♪♪

Come in.

Notice I knocked this time?

Thank you.

How's it coming?

Wanna hear some?

Yes, I've been dying.

I just wrote this.

I haven't even played it for Maggie yet.

Well, it's not finished yet.

And it'll get a lot better.

Eric, it's really good.

Really good.

Thank you.

Kind of different.

Little more serious maybe.

Just remember I taught you everything you know.

You never play anymore.

Do you regret giving that up?

Dropping out of college and stuff?

Hm.

Sometimes.

But I met your dad.

I always wanted a family.

Ooh.

Trigonometry.

When you met Dad,

did you know right away that,

you know, that you guys would end up together?

Didn't take long.

How did you know when you were in love?

When I thought about him so much it hurt.

How come?

We talking about someone I know?

Hello?

Rod?

No, this is his roommate.

Who's this?

Um, it's Eric.

Is Rod there?

Uh, let me see if he's down the hall.

Hey, Rod?

Rod!

Hey, Eric, he says he'll call you back.

Does he have your number?

Yeah, thanks.

What's that smell?

The rolls!

Friday?

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

Okay, open.

Oh, God.

What?

It's getting a bit out of hand.

I thought you'd like it.

Dinner's on the table.

Maggie, you staying?

No, I gotta go.

How did you start wearing makeup?

Hey, brought you some dessert.

Oh.

Scoot over.

That is some hairdo.

Thanks.

I mean, really outrageous.

I think I was dressed up even more when I went out to...

What are you watching?

Oh, just some interview show.

But my father...

So now, this New York thing.

You really serious about it?

Yeah.

I only wear it because they...

Listen, uh,

I haven't said much to you and the kids,

but, uh, the business has been

a little tough the last couple of years.

I mean, I keep trying different things

and it seems like no matter what I do,

I just can't get it back on track.

Maybe it's the economy, I don't know.

Listen, Dad, um--

Look, your mother and I are going to send you to New York.

She didn't want me to tell you this,

but, uh, she decided to get a job.

What?

She's already called your Uncle Ray

about helping out at the drive through.

She says it's the only way.

Mom working?

You know, we'll do whatever it takes.

Okay?

Wait.

What?

Do mine.

Seriously?

Look up.

Hold still.

You look really great.

♪♪

♪♪ We are we are the universe ♪

Freak show.

Nice dress.

♪ ...are the universe ♪

♪ heart to heart to heart ♪

♪ We are we are we are the universe ♪♪

Party hearty!

You wanna dance?

♪♪ Take me south of the border ♪

♪ 'Cause they're on Mason Dixon line ♪

♪ Hey been waiting south of the border... ♪♪

Hey, looks like Maggie and Danny Boy are getting along.

Don't you know he's a fucking prick?

Hey, you all right?

Got a pretty good buzz going, actually.

Whose fucking music is this, anyway?

Hey, dude, who cut your hair, Boy George?

Prickweed.

♪♪

Finally something good.

I'm sorry.

You queer or something?

Why don't you just leave?

Watch it!

What can I get you, hon?

Uh, Fuzzy Navel.

Buck fifty.

Christina!

Put that drink on the house.

Lovey!

Oh, my how you've grown.

Let me look at ya.

Oh, almost perfect.

Sit.

Honey, you've shown up at the local queer bar

with your makeup smudged.

That's no way to make an entrance.

Remember when your mom used to do this to you?

Well, at least you know where my mouth's been.

Oh now, let me see.

Yes, you are so handsome.

Freddie Mercury, eat your heart out.

Come on.

Time to meet the ladies.

So what do you think of my place?

Oh, my God.

It's terrific, isn't it?

And it beats working the Fry or Later, I'll tell you that.

Oh, come on, don't be shy.

Girls, girls, attencion.

May I introduce Mr. Eric Hunter?

Yes you may.

Now Eric, the pretty blonde, that would be Chuckie.

Very nice.

And of course, the dark berry,

that would be Foodtown.

Hi Eric.

And this would be the lovely Miss Rudy Rogers.

Enchante.

Now, girls, be nice, Eric's new.

Well, with eyes like those

we're gonna show her the time of her life!

Keep it down, Lassie.

Eric, these guys are my friends.

They'll take good care of you, okay?

Come on, come play with me!

♪ It's morning I open my eyes ♪

♪ And everything's still the same ♪

♪ I turn to the guy who stayed last night ♪

♪ And ask him what's your name ♪

♪ This seems to happen more and more ♪

♪ I love those men one and all ♪

♪ Each new one I meet makes me heart beat fast ♪

♪ When I see them so strong and tall ♪

♪ So many men so little time ♪

♪ How can I lose? ♪

♪ So many men ♪

Look, don't let these high school assholes get to you.

I mean, you're going to be in college soon

and it'll be all over.

Yes? Yes.

Yes, thank you.

Here he comes.

Can I, uh, ask you to dance?

Sure.

Be careful, little man.

Ooh!

Don't "ooh" him.

You're an ass.

What is it?

Poppers.

Make you horny.

♪ My life is drifting I have no control ♪

♪ I will have you yes I will have you ♪

♪ I will find a way and I will have you ♪

I want you.

♪ I will collect you and capture you ♪

♪ You are an obsession you're my obsession ♪

♪ Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me ♪

♪ You are an obsession you're my obsession ♪

Let's get out of here.

♪ ... to make you sleep with me I

♪ You are an obsession ♪

♪ You're my obsession ♪

♪ Who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me ♪

Yes!

I told ya.

Wait, hold on.

Where are we going to go?

Go?

This is it.

Damn.

Oh, my God.

She's at it again.

What are you doing?

You never been rimmed?

Don't you need a condom?

On my tongue?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

So, you, uh, want to go get some breakfast?

Country Kitchen? Oh, man, I'm late.

For work, yeah.

Where do you work?

Oh, Long John Silver.

Assistant manager.

That's cool.

So, you, uh, want my number or something?

Yeah, sure, uh...

Okay.

See ya.

Bye.

Hello?

Rod, it's Eric.

Eric.

It's the middle of the night.

I just slept with somebody.

Uh.

I went out to the Fruit and Nut, a gay bar.

I picked somebody up.

Was he hung?

Not like you.

It was right in the middle of the parking lot.

We did it in the car.

It was really sexy and all.

Did you do the nasty?

What?

Did he open the back door?

God, no.

Um.

I don't think so.

Does rimming count?

Oh my!

Rod.

Um.

Afterwards, he wouldn't even look at me.

Do you think most guys only care about sex?

Look, I really have to go.

Holy shit, he gave me a hickey.

My mom, I know she's gonna notice that.

Eric, I'm hanging up.

Wait, wait.

Rod, um.

When I was with him,

I just want you to know I,

I was only thinking about you.

And I miss you.

A lot.

Listen.

Danny and I got back together.

What?

When?

This summer.

Before we slept together?

I have to go.

Rod.

Eric.

Listen.

Please, don't call me again.

What-- I'm sorry.

Wait.

Hello?

Fuck.

Hello?

Hello?

Eric?

I need to talk.

What's going on?

Hey.

Eric, I'm sorry.

You know I don't care about Dan.

I was just, well, I was just being stupid.

There's something I have to tell you.

I can't hold it in anymore.

Eric- Promise no matter what I say,

nothing will change between us.

Promise.

This is so hard to finally say out loud.

You can tell me anything.

I think I like guys.

What?

What do you mean?

I don't know.

I don't know what the fuck I am.

Mag?

You're scaring me here.

Tell me I'm not a freak.

You're all I have.

Eric, you're my best friend.

It doesn't change anything.

Thank you.

It's Rod, right?

You knew.

No.

I don't know.

Is he your boyfriend?

He doesn't give a shit about me.

I really liked him.

He said he liked me.

Did you guys have sex?

Every time I try to forget about him,

I can remember him kissing me.

It felt so right.

I'm scared.

All I want is to meet somebody special.

I want to fall in love.

I need you so bad.

Oh.

Hello.

God, you gave me a heart attack.

You were out all night.

I know.

Um, after the party, Mag and I went to the

Country Kitchen and, God, it was so busy.

You know, we had to wait.

A call would have been nice.

I know, I know, I'm sorry.

I was worried.

Just warn me next time.

Okay, yeah.

I'm really sorry, I really am.

It's weird seeing you in that uniform.

At least the pockets work.

Right.

♪♪

♪♪ Life is so strange when you don't know ♪

♪ How can you tell where you're going to ♪

♪ You can't be sure of any situation ♪

♪ Something will change... ♪

I'll be over at Maggie's.

Bye.

Hi, mwah.

♪ Just as far beyond as I can see ♪

♪ I still don't know what this all means to me ♪

♪ Tell yourself ♪

♪ I have nowhere to go ♪

♪ I don't know what to do ♪

♪ And I don't even know the time of day ♪

♪ I guess it doesn't matter... ♪

I'll be over at Maggie's!

Bye.

What do you think of this?

Should I try it?

Yeah?

♪ Life is so strange ♪

♪ Destination unknown ♪

♪ When you don't know ♪

♪ Your destination ♪

♪ It's something to change ♪

♪ It's unknown ♪

♪ And then you wonder ♪

♪ Destination unknown ♪♪

Hello.

You ready?

I don't think I should go.

Oh, come on, you'll see Angie.

I don't know what to wear.

Something fun.

God.

Can I just meet you out there maybe?

Sure.

Everything okay?

Yeah.

Just be looking for me, okay?

Of course.

Bye.

Woo!

Get Daddy another Scotch and soda.

Can you make out the baskets?

Oh, yes.

He is checking me out.

Oh darling, you must be suffering

from delusions of grandeur.

He's cruising Mama.

He's looking at me.

Why do all you fags think I'm a guy?

Wait a minute.

I think someone's got us all beat.

Me?

Well?

Ooh, look, she's blushing.

It's showtime, fire it up!

Shake your thang, baby!

Thank you, Angie.

Isn't she just wonderful?

Right now I'd like to do a favorite song of yours

and of mine also.

♪ You're my world you're everything my dear ♪

Nice hair.

Thanks.

I tried, it turned orange.

Um it looks pretty damn good to me.

Oh my God, Annie, that is so cool.

Annie?

Oh, Annie.

I am like, the world's biggest Eurythmics fan.

Really, we play them all the time.

Who's we?

I'm the DJ at the college radio station.

WOSU, the alternative.

No kidding.

I might go to Ohio State.

Do you live in the dorms?

Tally Hall.

The gay wing.

You in high school?

Yeah, jailbait, I know.

I'm Eric.

Jonathan.

Hi.

Do people give you shit for that?

Sometimes.

Oh my God.

Do you wanna dance?

Yeah, do you like Bronski Beat?

I love the Bronski Beat.

Come on, let's go. Okay.

♪♪

♪♪ You leave in the morning with everything ♪

♪ You own in a little black case ♪

♪ Alone on a platform... ♪

♪ Run away tum away run away tum away run away ♪

♪ Run away tum away run away tum away run away ♪

Angie!

Drinkage!

♪ You were the one that they'd talk about around town ♪

♪ As they put you down ♪♪

Have fun, don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Whoo hoo!

Do my eyes deceive me

or is this my little Maggie?

Oh, you made it.

Just in time to marry me.

Won't you marry me?

Marry me, Maggie.

I need a girl like you at home.

Well, if you won't marry me, how about a drink, huh?

Wine cooler, yeah? Yeah.

Peach.

Now wouldn't cherry be more appropriate?

What's your name, honey?

Maggie.

And who are you here with?

Angie?

No, Eric.

Eric?

Hey, Eric, I didn't know you had a fag hag!

Shut the fuck up.

What?

You crazy, she's a friend of mine.

Jesus.

Maggie.

Maggie.

Maggie!

Maggie!

Don't you ever get tired of putting

your foot in your mouth?

What?

Fuck!

Great.

Maggie!

Eric!

I gotta go.

You can come inside and have

a cocktail with me, sweetie.

Mag, what is it?

Are you blind?

You said you were cool.

Oh, fuck you, Eric.

Why did you ever kiss me?

Because I, I wanted to.

I'm sorry, Maggie.

Hey, there you are.

You know what happened to Jonathan?

That guy I was dancing with?

Long gone.

Angie?

Missed her, honey.

No luck tonight, honey?

Still working on it.

All right, girls.

All alcohol behind the bar.

Oh!

Gotta be kidding me.

♪ These are not the ways ♪

♪ The world goes on without you ♪

♪ And right behind... ♪

Hey.

♪ Is a fool I'll always be ♪

♪♪

Hi, I'm looking for a guy named Jonathan.

Last name?

I don't know.

Uh, you'd recognize this guy, though.

He has kind of a punk look.

I know he's here.

I mean, this is Tally Hall, right?

So he's here someplace.

And about 564 others.

Right.

Um.

Shit.

Hi again.

Uh, you know what?

I just remembered his name.

It's not Jonathan, it's Rod.

Rod Kowalski.

792.

792?

792.

Thanks.

Hey, little boy.

I thought that was you.

Come to visit me?

Actually, I--

Look at you.

We can't wake him.

We can't wake him.

Shh!

You know I always liked you.

You look so damn hot.

Then why aren't you kissing me?

What?

Too loud?

What?

I want to fuck you.

What?

Can I fuck you?

I don't know.

It'd be so hot.

I haven't done it yet.

It's easy.

Okay.

Yeah.

Hold on.

Wait.

What about a rubber?

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Hate these things.

Um.

Okay.

Remember.

Breathe.

Wait, Rod, it hurts.

I won't go deep.

♪♪

Where were you?

Answer me.

Maggie and I went to a party.

Where?

At a friend's house.

Whose house?

God, Mom, at Ed's.

Why is that I went by Maggie's after work,

her car was in the drive?

We took my car.

Eric, something's going on.

What do you mean?

Your clothes.

The makeup.

Look, I just want to be different.

You don't have to look like a freak.

Eric, I'm sorry, I just don't want people

getting the wrong idea.

What idea?

They might think that-- What?

People will think you're gay.

Is that what you want to know?

Well, I'm not.

What the hell is wrong with you?

All right, all right, I'm coming.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know where else to go.

Well, Diva, should we let him in?

Diva says you can come in, come on.

Whoa, go get Eric.

Well, I couldn't decide between coffee or a cocktail.

Guess what won.

Where to begin?

I--

I guess I thought if I came out,

everything would get easier.

Are you okay, little man?

No.

No, I feel lousy.

You know, your whole life,

people have said to you you're gonna

find the perfect girl and fall in love

and get married, produce an heir.

You're different.

You just have to accept

that it's okay to want another guy.

And lovey, that takes time.

Just give yourself a little time.

Oh, come here.

Come here.

Come here, come on.

It's okay.

Hey.

Don't you knock?

Don't you?

Huh?

Come on.

Hey.

Is Maggie your girlfriend?

Is Maggie my girlfriend?

Is Sarah yours? No!

I don't believe you. No!

♪♪

Eric, telephone!

Got it!

Hello?

Lovey!

What the fuck?

Hi.

Hey, we missed you last weekend.

Are you coming Friday night, so to speak?

I don't think I can.

You know, family stuff.

Listen, um.

Look, I'm here, you know,

if there's anything I can do.

Thanks.

Bye.

Hey.

Sorry I'm late.

Thanks for meeting me.

Still plenty left.

Eric, what did you want to talk to me about?

I miss you.

Yeah?

Well, you know, that really doesn't change anything.

I still want to go to New York.

I want you to come with me.

What is going on with you, Eric?

One minute you're kissing some guy

and then you're asking me to go to New York with you?

Those guys, Maggie»

That was just sex, okay?

It wasn't love.

Well, I don't understand that.

How do you separate those things?

It's not...

I can't have what I want with a guy.

I want to try.

I really want to make this work.

I don't think it should be that much work.

I know.

I feel stupid.

'Cause I was with guys?

No, because you really hurt me.

I don't want to hurt you.

I never meant to.

Maggie, you're the only one I want to be with.

Really?

Really, yes, yes.

You think that if you hadn't met Rod,

you would have been with me?

Maggie, I love you.

But do you love me like--

Like that, yes.

I love you like that.

You do?

Yeah.

♪♪

♪♪ If I wait for just a second more♪

Eric, are you sure?

Yeah.

♪ My head was so full ♪

♪ Of things to say ♪

♪ But as I opened my eyes ♪

♪ All my words slip away ♪

♪ Oh ah oh ♪

♪ And anyway ♪

♪ I can't believe you want to turn the page ♪

♪ And move your life into another stage ♪

♪ You can change the chapter ♪

♪ You can change the book ♪

♪ But the story remains the same ♪

♪ If you take a look ♪

Congratulations going out

to Chris Peak of Vermillion.

Chris was the 14th caller and snagged himself

a free pair of tickets to the J.P concert mansion,

along with a gallon of cider, compliments of Doughnut...

Eric.

What?

What is it?

What?

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Oh.

Wait.

Mag.

Eric, can you just get out of my life?

No, Mag, fuck!

Maggie.

Maggie, don't, please stop!

Shit!

Why am I killing myself?

You think I'm having fun?

This is for you.

You can just forget about New York, I quit!

Mom, God.

No.

No.

No, I don't go here.

I don't go here anymore.

I don't.

Tell me what the hell is going on.

I can't.

♪♪

Steve, let's go, we're gonna be late.

Coming.

Hey.

Hi.

We're going to a movie, you wanna come?

No, no, thank you.

Look, I think your mom's kind of had a bad day,

so why don't you just steer clear for a while?

Okay, thanks.

Forget your shoes?

Yeah.

Take it easy.

Mom?

I didn't hear you.

It's been so long since you've played.

Um.

I've been sitting around all day

trying to decide if I was gonna tell you

that this was just a phase

or to tell you the truth.

Mom, please look at me.

I'm gay.

I know.

Oh, little boy.

What did I do wrong?

Nothing.

Mom.

I don't know how to handle this.

I love you.

Mom?

Thank you, you've all been so wonderful.

Thank you.

Thank you, thank you

Miss Anita Mann!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Excellent.

Oh, very nice.

But that outfit's something, huh?

She looks like a fire hydrant on Castro Street.

And, um, I'm just gonna do one final song for everyone

for all my Fruit and Nutter friends and I'm--

And I'm gonna dedicate it to my good friend Eric.

♪♪ Blue skies smiling at me ♪

♪ Nothing but blue skies do I see ♪

Eric, come over here.

♪ ... do I see ♪

♪ Bluebirds singing a song ♪

♪ Nothing but bluebirds all day long ♪

♪ Never saw the sun shining so bright ♪

♪ Never saw things going so right ♪

♪ Noticing the days hurrying by ♪

♪ When you're in love my my how they fly ♪

♪ Those-- Stranger.

Oh my God.

Hi, you look great.

♪ Blue skies ♪

♪ Smiling at me ♪

♪ Nothing but those blue skies do I see ♪

♪ Nothing but blue skies from now on ♪

♪ Blue skies ♪

♪♪

♪♪ Hey you I've seen your face before ♪

♪ It's you in the picture which hangs on my bedroom wall ♪

♪ Is it true all of those things that they say about you ♪

♪ So tell me tell me tell me what am I supposed to do ♪

♪ In the name of love yeah ♪

♪ In the name of love ♪

♪ In the name of love yeah ♪

♪ In the name of love ♪

♪ Well it's fun to think ♪

♪ That I'm having the time of my life ♪

♪ And it's true if all this around us is paradise ♪

♪ Paradise paradise paradise ♪

♪ But now I want to be left here with nothing at all ♪

♪ Even the picture has fallen away from the bedroom wall ♪

♪ In the name of love yeah ♪

♪ In the name of love ♪

♪ In the name of love yeah ♪

♪ In the name of love ♪

♪ In the name of love yeah ♪

♪ In the name of love ♪

♪ In the name of love yeah

♪ In the name of ♪

♪ In the name of in the name of ♪

♪ In the name of ♪

♪ In the name of love yeah ♪

♪ In the name of love ♪

♪ In the name of love yeah ♪

♪ In the name of love ♪

♪ In the name of love yeah ♪

♪ In the name of love ♪

♪ In the name of love yeah ♪

♪ In the name of love ♪

♪ In the name of love yeah ♪

♪ In the name of love ♪

♪ In the name of love yeah

♪ In the name of love ♪

Bar's closed.

Go home.

Go home.

You don't have to go home, you just have to go.

Go.