All language subtitles for Parenthood.2010.S01E10.1080p.BluRay.x264-BORDURE

ZEEK: There's this investment
property that I want you to see.

How the hell was I supposed to
know there was gonna be a bubble?

Does this mean you...
You might lose the house?

But you have to tell Mom.

Daddy, this is Steve.

He's constantly
touching her.

I swear, this kid's got,
like, eight hands.

I would like to go out to
dinner with you one night.

You want to do that?

JASMINE: Yes.

(DOORKNOB RATTLES)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
JABBAR: Mommy. Mommy!

(EXCLAIMS) Jabbar, Jabbar,
Jabbar, Jabbar, Jabbar, Jabbar.

Mommy. Mommy.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Not there.
Go out the window.

Mom, are you in there?

One second, honey.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.
Shoes, shoes, shoes.

Mom'll be right there.

Hurry up.
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

No, just hurry up.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Go, go, go,
go, go, go.

Go. Oh!

(GROANS)

Morning.

Okay, Max, his name
is Noel... All right.

...and he's, uh,
a real interesting kid.

Yeah. And, you know, you might like him.

Uh-huh. Fantastic. You know,
maybe he could become a friend.

Why do I need
a friend?

'Cause friends are fun. You don't
need a friend. Well, you do...

You're right. Can you give me
a reason why friends are fun?

Uh... They're fun
because they're friends.

(DOORBELL RINGS)
Yeah.

And friends are friends. In order to
be a friend, you have to have a friend.

Let's just try to have a
good time. LESSINGS: Hi!

Hi.
Hi.

It's all about a low center of gravity.

Uh-huh.
Here, give it a shot.

Oh, that's all right.
No, go on.

SUZE: Oh, my God!
All right.

I found the most amazing
physical therapist for Noel.

He comes to the house.
Can you believe it?

Ah! That's great.

Am I talking
too much about Noel?

I try to think about other
things, but it's just that

I love him so much,
you know what I mean?

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I know.
It's just so good for him.

'Cause he doesn't get
a lot of... Hey, honey?

Yeah.
Okay.

Can you go check on the kids
for a minute? They're just...

Yeah, yeah.
I'm on it.

Hey, guys, how's it going? MAX: Dad.

(GRUNTING) Can you get
him to stop hugging me?

Uh, Noel, Noel, Noel.
Could...

Let's roll around!
Let's roll around!

(LAUGHS) He loves
rolling around.

Oh, yeah. Well, hey,
that... That looks like fun.

You want to roll around, Max?
God, he's such a good boy.

PHIL: Hey, Adam.
Yeah?

I borrowed another recumbent
so we can go biking later.

Philly! Philly! Where did you find that?

PHIL: From Jim.

You know, Max is not
feeling so great. What?

I think he's...
Oh, really?

...a little...
Is it diarrhea?

Noel had diarrhea
a couple weeks ago.

He did.
Oh.

Oh, well, we should probably go.

KRISTINA: Yeah. It's okay,
we can do it another time.

Time to go.
Definitely.

Okay. Rain check on the
recumbent. It's okay. Got it. Yeah.

Thanks.
Okay. Uh, Max!

Thanks for the nuts.
You're so welcome.

Noel, say goodbye.
Bye!

Bye.
ADAM: Okay.

KRISTINA: Bye-bye.

Yeah, all right. Bye.

Unbelievable.

What's wrong?

Greg Davis quit.
Sydney's coach.

He's got some new project
at work or some crap.

That happens.

Not three days before
the season starts,

leaving all the kids in the
lurch. That's ridiculous.

The work thing, by the way,
utterly bogus. Totally...

Why? (SIGHS) Greg Davis
is hyper-competitive.

He just wants to
coach the stars.

He doesn't want to
coach the loser team.

Syd's on the loser team?

Yeah.
Athletically challenged.

Well, she doesn't need that
kind of energy around her anyway.

Well... She's better off
without it. This is a good thing.

I agree. She needs
some kind of energy, Julia.

They have to
have a coach.

(SIGHS) Well...

How about if I do it?

(LAUGHS) Yeah.

What?

Oh, you're serious. Okay.

Yeah, well, why not?
Yeah, yeah.

And you don't think it's
gonna be an issue with the...

What? You know, with the
team, if they may not...

Win?
That's it, yeah.

We both know you
hate to lose, so...

(STUTTERS) No. I would love
to coach a team of rejects...

Sure, you would.
Of losers. Yeah.

You know why?
Yeah. Uh-huh.

Because it pisses me off that
the world is divided up that way.

At 5-years-old?
Yeah.

Yeah. No!

I'm not just saying,
"Okay, I'll do it."

No. You're getting
right in there.

I am gonna give these kids
a great coaching experience

that isn't about winning.

Right. No, no.
Yes.

It wouldn't be with
you. God, no. (SIGHS)

It's gonna be about
having a good time. Yep.

Hey, Syd,

guess who's gonna be your
new soccer coach this season?

Who?

Hi there, I am looking for
the practically new laptop

at the low, low price.

Oh, look.

That would be this one.
Okay.

That's, like,
10 years old.

Ten years?
How can you tell?

What do you...
It's huge.

Newer computers
are slimmer.

It's just... It's
like a bait and switch.

Well, that one's
a year old,

but if your son wants you to
see something slimmer, fine.

Why don't you just look on
Craigslist? It'll work better.

How's your mother
gonna look on Craigslist

if she doesn't have
a computer?

Excuse me,
can I see these?

The cuff links
with the z on them?

That's incredible.

Do you know where
these came from?

I don't remember, honestly,
but they're very nice.

Very elegant.
You like them?

Hey, Mom, I think
that one up there

has maybe a possibility
for running Photoshop.

Would you mind if I
took a picture of these?

LARRY: Sure.
Thank you.

Isn't the computer more important
than these cuff links? Why...

Yeah, it's just weird,
you know.

Your grandfather has
a pair just like these.

I mean, exactly.

STEVE: You saw?

Yeah, who we just saw, because
his thumbs were like this.

(LAUGHS) That's hot. No, they
were. It was like on one hand.

Really miniature like?

Yeah, but I think that's what
used to happen to families.

Oh, boy. (CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHS)
Hey.

Hi.
Amber.

What, do you work
here or something?

Yeah, you know,
serving the ruling class.

As usual.

So, can I get you
guys something?

Um...

Uh, how about two beers?
Is that cool?

Steve, don't, like,
put her on the spot.

Unbelievable, Steve.

You know, you got
a lot of nerve,

you kids
coming in here.

Just this once,
okay, guys?

STEVE: You're amazing.
Thank you. I know.

I'll see you in a sec.
Be careful.

Do you want me
to pay for that?

(LAUGHS) No, it's fine,
dude. I got it.

Cool.

What are you guys
doing here?

Yeah, I don't know. He said we should
have a picnic on the golf course,

which is kind of cute.

Why would you have a
picnic on the golf course?

That's kind of weird,
isn't it?

It's probably code
for, like...

What?
Doing it.

I'm serious. I think
it's, like, a thing.

'Cause I saw couples
going out there

with, like, blankets
and bottles and stuff.

You know what? He probably
doesn't even know about it.

It's probably, like, an urban
legend or something like that.

AMBER: Yeah. You know?

Yeah, that's
a blanket.

That's a blanket
in that bag.

Good luck.

SARAH: Hey, Dad.

I'm on my way to
recharge my batteries.

Dad, Dad,
Dad, wait.

Do you still have your
cuff links that you had?

Those black ones with
the gold z on them?

Why? I was at a pawn shop the other day,

and I swear I saw ones

that looked exactly
like yours.

Well, what were you
doing in a pawn shop?

I'm looking for a laptop
for my Photoshop class.

But do you still have them?
Look, I took a picture.

They look exactly
the same, I swear.

Oh, there could be, like,
a thousand of those.

I don't know.
I...

I don't know, Dad. Do you
still have yours? I mean...

Ah, a pawn shop, yeah.

That figures.

Don't tell your mom,
but I, uh, I did...

I lost them at the gym
about six months ago.

Promise me you're not
going to tell her. Promise?

Yeah, I promise.
Okay.

Okay.
CAMILLE: Promise what?

I won't tell you Dad's been drinking
out of the carton again. Huh.

He's a barbarian.

You rat.

A host is someone
who has a friend over.

That is exactly right.

And do you know what the first
rule of being a good host is?

Sharing.
That's right, sharing.

And also letting your guest
choose what they want to do.

Okay. So, these people, the Genatasios,

are coming over, and they have a
son, David, right around your age.

Uh-huh. And I work with David's dad.

So, I mean,
it would be nice

if we all did our best
to get along.

Okay.

So, let's say you and David
are playing with your bugs,

and David decides that

he doesn't want to play
with your bugs anymore.

He wants to play basketball.
What are you gonna do?

Play basketball.

Right, right.

Even if you want to...
Still play with bugs.

Exactly. Okay?

Can we stop talking
about this now?

Sure.

You owe me
a sticker for this.

You got it.

GIRL: Cool.

JULIA: This is
awesome, Brian.

Hey, team, this season a
miracle is going to happen.

We are going to win
every single game.

No, we're not.
JULIA: We are,

because we will define winning
not by what's on the scoreboard,

but by each of us getting
better at our special skills,

by putting them together
into a team,

and by having fun
while we're doing it.

Okay, let's give
Brian a hand.

Good work.

Is there anyone else that has a
special skill they want to share?

I do.
Okay.

(ALL CLAPPING)

Okay, Marcus.
That looked difficult.

(KIDS CHEERING IN UNISON)

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

STEVE: Look, Haddie, I...

I don't want to force you into
anything that you don't want to do.

I love you.

HADDIE: I'm sorry
for being weird tonight.

No, it's... It's cool.

We can, uh... We can try for next week.

What? Well, that's what we talked about.

You said,
what you indicated...

Are you telling me
that I led you on?

No. No, I'm saying...
(CHUCKLES)

I'm saying
I care about you.

So whenever you're ready, I'll wait.

Steve.
What?

I... I'm not
going to just,

like, ripen like
a piece of fruit.

That's not
what I'm saying.

I don't... I don't think that
this whole thing is working.

What whole thing? What
are you talking about?

Like, us.

Why would you
even say that?

I mean, you're just upset,
obviously, right now, and...

I'm upset.
I'm not just upset.

So one minute we're going from
almost having sex to, what, a breakup?

(SIGHS)

Steve.
What is your deal?

Steve. Okay, listen.
I care about you.

(SIGHS)
I really do, a lot.

I just... I...

I feel like this is what
I have to do right now.

I have to go.

(EXHALES)

Hey.
Hey.

You okay?

Yeah, perfect.

Haddie. KRISTINA: Honey,
that outlet upstairs is...

Are you okay, babe?
She's not okay.

Hey, did you
talk to her?

Did you find out
why they broke up?

I don't know, honey. They just did.
That's all I could get out of her.

Well, was it him?
Was it her?

I mean, who broke up
with who here?

She broke up with him.

Good.

What? That's good,
isn't it?

How is that good?
I don't know.

I feel really bad
for both of them.

They were really cute
together, you know?

Hey, don't forget, the Genatasios
are coming over tonight.

Yeah, I know, you've
reminded me, like, 16 times.

Why is that?
Let's see.

Do I embarrass you
socially?

Hey, hey, I just think that we're really
gonna get along with these people, okay?

Max could have
a new friend in David.

You know,
these people are cool.

You know, they have potential
to become top five friends here.

Top five.
Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

Top five friends. That's
pretty cool, honey. Yes, it is.

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

I'm going to the market.
You need anything?

Mmm-hmm, could you
get me a six-pack

of a different kind
of intelligence?

Okay. What kind
would you like?

I don't know. Just some
kind that I don't have.

Whatever kind it
takes to do this.

I can't do it.

The professor already
gave me an incomplete,

and that was just out of
the kindness of his heart.

Is this the manual?
Mmm-hmm.

Have you started
reading it?

I mean, look at it.
It's so big.

It's, like,
in a foreign language.

Well, if you don't start,
you're never gonna succeed.

I think you're
afraid of trying.

Now I'm afraid
of trying?

You always said in high
school I was afraid of failing.

(LAUGHS)
I mean, which is it?

It's your life.

Well, I'm just saying, Mom. You
know, what do you know about failure?

I'm acquainted
with failure.

No, Mom, real failure.

Not like, "Oh, my organic
pastry dough didn't rise."

I mean, real failure.

Sure you don't
need anything?

Hey, Mom,
I was just kidding.

I know.

Mom!
Okay.

(DOOR BANGS)

I mean, we're outside, and it
sounds really nice and sexy,

but it was cold, and there was,
like, a rock digging into my back.

Oh, dude, yeah.
There you go, man.

You don't want that.
It's a bad vibe.

Amber, that's not
what it was.

Like, you're right. I just...
I want it to be working,

but it wasn't and, like,
it just wasn't good.

So, you broke...
Dude, watch it.

(SCOFFS)

I know. Unbelievable. But,
so, you broke up with him?

Basically.

It was like I wasn't even
with a person anymore.

I was with
a stupid clich�.

Dude, I'm so sorry,
but believe me,

if there's one thing I know, you
don't want to cash in your V chip

with a clich� or
a jerk or a douche.

So, I guess that rules
out Steve. (LAUGHS)

You did the right thing for sure, man.

Really?
100%.

Okay. Thank you.

Shall we?
Yeah.

Excuse me. Hi.

I was in here
the other day.

I don't know
if you remember.

I was looking
at the cuff links.

Couldn't resist them, huh?

Well, actually, I, um...

I would really like to
know who brought those in.

(LAUGHS) I can't
tell you that.

No, you said that
the other day.

I understand.
Believe me.

But, see, my dad thinks they might
have been stolen from his gym.

Lady, it's policy.

Please.

(GROANS)

Jewelry.

Cuff links.

That item was pawned
by Zeek Braverman.

That's my dad.

Well, look, he had
some other items.

I was gonna
put them out today.

Um...

It's probably
a cash flow thing.

He'll be back for them.

How much?
400.

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

(KIDS SHOUTING)

GIRL: Kick it! Kick it!

That's it. That's it,
guys. Don't give up.

All right.

Yes!

(WHISTLE BLOWING)
All right.

All right. Good game, guys. Huddle up.

Huddle up, huddle up.

That was a good game.

We're gonna have
practice again, so...

I love your kids. They are so cute. Hi.

Oh, well, if you came here
scouting, forget about it.

(STUTTERING) No, I...
I came to see

if you wanted to take
one of my players.

We have so many
good players.

If you take one,
it would,

you know, make the game
more fun for everyone.

Oh, yeah.

(GREETING IN HINDl)

If you're not interested
in the ghost spider,

we could look at
weevil snout beetles.

Weevil snout beetles are
part of the largest family

in the animal kingdom.

There are over 2,500 species
in southern Africa alone.

KRISTINA: It's a
complete competition.

(LAUGHING)
Liar.

It's over. ADAM: It's a little
premature, but I did it, man.

It's all you.
He's David Hasselhoff.

I want you guys to know the things
I'm about to do with this blue cheese

should probably
be illegal.

(LISA LAUGHS)
Fiendish.

KRISTINA: What?
ADAM: Let it get all...

Let it caramelize.

(WHISPERING)
LISA: Hi, hon.

KRISTINA:
It gets hot quick.

Hey, Max, what's up?

I asked if he wanted
to play with other bugs.

Yeah?
With what? Bugs?

LISA: Uh, you guys,
I'm... I'm sorry,

but David says that
he's not feeling so well.

Oh, you're... Oh, no! Head or tummy?

'Cause we have...
LISA: Oh, no, no, no, no.

It's okay.
It's just...

If he's contagious,
you know what they say

about the first 24 hours,
and we should probably...

Babe, we just...
We just got here.

The food, I mean,
it looks delicious.

(SIGHS) KRISTINA: Yeah. Oh, that's okay.

We're gonna make it
another day.

Yeah. No worries. BEN:
Okay. (CLEARS THROAT)

Adam, I'll see you at
work. Thank you, thank you.

See you at work. And we'll
try to hit Bolinas sometime.

BEN: Sounds good, buddy.

I hope it wasn't something
that I cooked, because...

LISA: No, no, no, no, no.
It happens, you know kids.

All right, bye.
Bye. Thanks.

Hey. See you.
Thank you very much.

Thank you.
It looks delicious.

Thanks. Max, you want me to
look at some bugs with you?

KRISTINA: Your
shoelace, buddy.

(SPITS)

That kid was not sick.

I know.

You know, I can't believe they
would just leave like that.

(WATER RUNNING)

You know, we hadn't even brought
out the damn apple crisp yet.

You made apple crisp.

Honey, we did the same thing
to the Lessings, remember?

Same thing.

Well, look, so what? Now we're
relegated to the short bus?

We have to hang out with
people like the Lessings

instead of cool people
like the Genatasios?

Well, maybe it's not
about us right now, okay?

Maybe it's about Max.

Well, can't it be about
us just a little bit? Hmm?

(LAUGHING)

So, what do you think?

Round three?

I'm gonna need to hydrate
or something before.

No. That's not what
you were talking about?

No, I was not
talking about that.

I meant about your sister
asking about Jabbar

playing on
the soccer team.

What do you think?
You know what?

What?
I have to pee,

but when I get back,

I would love to talk
about this with you.

So...

(SIGHS) Okay.

(YAWNING)

Crosby.

(WHISPERING) Hey.

Uh, you tired?

Okay, uh, you're...
You're still sleeping.

This... This is a
dream. (WHISPERS) It is?

Yeah. I'm not really here.

It's just a fun dream.

Okay. Okay, Crosby.
Right.

Should I go back to bed and
make believe I didn't see you?

Yes, that's
a good plan.

Okay.
Okay.

STEVE: Oh. Excuse me.

Don't take all those.
Those are my favorite.

Have you talked
to Haddie?

It's none of
your business.

(SIGHS) Look,
she broke up with me.

Were you pressuring her,
perhaps?

No, I wasn't
pressuring her.

I just wanted it
to be special.

Well, I don't know
what to tell you.

Maybe it wasn't the right
time for her or something.

Well, so she did
talk to you.

Yes, she talked to me.

I told her she
should just do

whatever she felt was right
in the moment, you know?

So, are you feeling
more heartbroken

or are you feeling
rejected?

I guess
a little bit of both.

They're, uh... They're
pretty inseparable.

I wouldn't say
they're inseparable.

I mean, heartbroken,
to me, seems like

you're more sad about
what happened, you know?

Like, that you can't be
with a person anymore.

But rejected is more, like,
you're taking it personally

and you're mad,
you know?

Wow. Where did, uh... Where
did all this wisdom come from?

From Fresno,
of course.

The wisdom capital
of the world?

Ah, yes,
you've heard of it.

(BOTH LAUGH)

Yeah, I don't know.

Well, my mom's kind
of crazy-ish. Mmm-hmm.

And my dad really wasn't
around very much,

so I guess you just kind
of have to figure stuff out

for yourself when you're
raised like that, you know?

So...
To survive, yeah.

What about your parents?
What are they like?

Um, they're pretty normal,
and, oh,

there's my dad, actually,
as we speak.

Really, that's them?

Um, actually, yeah.

This last year, my dad
got diagnosed with MS.

Really?
Yeah.

I'm so sorry. I haven't
told anyone that, but yeah.

Well, I'll keep it
a secret.

It's okay.
Do you see him limping?

I can't tell.
No?

Do you know what I read? Hmm?

I read that, um,
people with MS

sometimes like to go
horseback riding, I guess,

'cause it, like, stimulates their
muscles or something. Really?

Well, then... That's cool. I don't know.

I don't think he'll be going
horseback riding anytime soon.

But that's... Well, it was worth a shot.

Yeah. No, thanks.

So, can you maybe pass a
message on to Haddie for me?

Ah, dude, no way.

No. You've got to deal
with your own stuff.

Okay.

(CHUCKLES)

You're okay.

ADAM: What do you mean
when you say "everything"?

SARAH: Well, I mean, I
couldn't see every piece,

but I saw his gold watch
and his coin collection...

Uh-huh... And that baseball
that Reggie Jackson signed.

Wait a minute, the Reggie
Jackson home run ball from '77?

Yes. Do you have those in an
eight and a half? He pawned that?

They're cute.
Yeah.

I don't know
what to think.

Well, look, I know he was
having some financial trouble.

You do?
Yeah.

Do you remember that trip
I took with him up north

to look at that real estate? No.

Well, I did,
and anyway,

he apparently went
completely upside down

on this real estate investment. What?

Why didn't you
tell me that?

I don't know.
It was private.

It was, you know, he was embarrassed
about it, and I, you know...

Well, why didn't he
at least tell Mom?

Well, he was supposed to tell Mom.

I made him promise. I
guess that maybe he hasn't.

Oh, Adam, how bad
do you think it is?

It's bad enough for him to
sell the Reggie Jackson ball.

Which I wanted to
be mine, eventually.

Oh, my God. It's not
really about your heirlooms.

I have to figure out
how to get that back.

That's a valuable
baseball. Okay, but, it's...

What are we gonna do in the meantime?

What about Mom?

I think you should
tell her. (SCOFFS) No.

You should tell her.
Why should I tell her?

Because you're
the oldest.

Ooh, is that
a hiking boot?

I mean, I don't hike yet,
but I might,

now that I have
the shoes. Thank you.

JOEL: All right,
here we go.

Get on in there.
Go get 'em.

JULIA: Hey, get in there, sweetie. Hey.

Hey.
Hey.

So?
Yeah.

Eight minutes late
to practice.

Your player forgot
her lucky barrette

and we had to run home
to get it, so...

(LAUGHING) Oh.

What's, uh, what's
Jabbar doing out there?

Oh, I didn't tell you?
No.

Cros begged me to
let him play, so...

Really?

If you'll excuse me, I have
some self-esteem to build.

Oh, I'll just hold
this for you.

Thank you.
Coach.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

Wave to the freak. Hi.

Who are you calling a
freak? You're the freak.

What are you
talking about?

I've never had a
maniacal smile like that.

No, but you only tried
to brainwash our son.

Brainwash?
Yes, brainwash.

I merely made a suggestion, all right?

It wasn't
an ideal situation.

(SIGHS) Right.

Well, I have
a suggestion.

No more fooling
around. Period.

So...
(EXHALES)

So that's what you think we've
been doing is fooling around?

I don't know. What would you call it?

I don't know.

(LAUGHS)

(EXHALES)

AMBER: Hi.
What can I get for you?

A sad guy sandwich?

I mean, really, you look
like I'm gonna have to

fish you out
of the pond later.

(EXHALES) No.
Are you okay?

Hey, you're not gonna
believe this, though. What?

My dad was, uh...
He was interested

in the whole
horseback riding thing.

You're kidding.
Uh-huh.

That's so cool
and weird.

(BOTH LAUGH)

I've been thinking about
this whole thing with, um,

with Haddie.

Yeah?

I was a real jerk.
(LAUGHS)

Really? How?

I, uh... I feel like I kept
making appointments to...

With her to lose
my virginity.

You're a virgin?

Can you drown
me now, please?

Yeah. I think I have to.
That'd be awesome.

We have a very strict
"no virgins" policy here.

Oh, really? Well, I'll
leave soon. (LAUGHING)

So, what else?

You know, the whole thing
you said about, you know,

feeling in the moment,

I wasn't feeling
in the moment at all.

(SIGHS)
Why would she?

I thought
you were the guy.

Can't you just feel in the
moment whenever you want?

(SIGHS)

Well, what
I'm feeling now

isn't what I was
feeling with her.

I got to go.

How long have you
known about this?

The pawn shop? Just...

No, the real estate
situation.

I've known for a couple of weeks.

He didn't tell me either.
JULIA: Wow.

CROSBY:
Why does it matter?

JULIA: It matters...
It's just...

It's very important information
that I'd like to have.

You're making it about you.
And it's not about you.

(ALL ARGUING)

It doesn't matter now.
All right.

Okay? Don't be all...
No, I understand.

Come on.
ADAM: Julia.

Are they gonna
lose the house?

We're not gonna let
that happen. They're not.

Is Dad gonna have
to get a job?

SARAH: We don't know,
we don't know.

How has he not told Mom?

Look, I was trying
to give him some time

to tell Mom
and he hasn't done it.

CROSBY: What are we
supposed to do?

We were thinking that tomorrow
we could all have dinner

over at Mom and Dad's house,
just the six of us.

Okay.
Okay.

CROSBY: Makes me uncomfortable,
but I will be there.

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

(KIDS SHOUTING)

(WHISTLE BLOWS)
(ALL CHEERING)

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

Yeah! Come on, Jabbar!
You can do it!

(WHISTLE BLOWS)

(ALL CHEERING)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

(CHEERING)

(WHISTLE BLOWING)

So, I want them to win, all
right? I'm a horrible person.

Losing sucks. Is that
what you want to hear?

This is the worst, Adam.

It sounds like
Dr. Phil wrote this.

(READING)
"We love you, Dad.

"You've always
been there for us,

"and we want you to know we're
here for you unconditionally."

JULIA: That sounds good.
I was just brainstorming.

It was a lame brainstorm. JULIA: You
expressed the sentiment correctly.

You're a jackass.
Well, you want to read it?

'Cause you think the sentiment's
so great. JULIA: I like it.

Don't worry about it. You
misspelled "unconditionally."

ADAM: I didn't misspell
"unconditionally." Dad is in trouble.

Yeah, you did. It says
"unconditionally" with one "I."

Can we take this seriously? You
shouldn't be giving Crosby lines.

You're not taking
this seriously.

I could do this
much better.

ADAM: Hey, you guys, you
guys, listen to me. Hey!

When I bring up the economy,
just follow my lead, okay?

JULIA: Okay, good.
Okay.

Economy's the cue, right?
The cue has to be the economy.

Okay.
Listen, before we take off,

why do you guys
get to sit up front?

Oh, my God. Well, let's deal with that.

He is taller than either of
you. He's got two inches on you.

CROSBY: I'm considerably
taller than you, Sarah.

You've always been
taller than us.

And we've always
been older than you.

And the one thing we get
is to sit up in the front,

but you know what, tonight?
Let's switch. Let's switch.

We're late already,
we're late already.

Listen, my back and knees
don't know you're older.

We're late already. Can
we get back in the car?

Can we just be
united on this?

Fine, but I'm not saying
"unconditionally."

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

(INAUDIBLE)

AMBER: Look at you.

(LAUGHING) I can't believe
you're here. Look who it is.

You're wearing sunglasses.
Do you like them?

It's night time.
I like them.

You're all dressed up.

(LAUGHS) Here, I have
some extra of these.

Oh, wow. Look at you.
Thank you.

You're welcome.

Can you believe this? It's
like a horrible nightmare.

Tell me that your parents
forced you to come.

Or they paid you or something.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, they did, a little bit.

But I also heard you
were gonna be here, too,

so, of course...

(EXHALES) That's not good.
That is not a good reason.

Well, I came for the
dancing, of course, too.

You came for the dancing? Yeah.

Oh.
Yeah.

I almost believe you, except
that you're not dancing.

You're just standing
out here by yourself.

Well, I don't know why
we can't dance out here.

(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)

If you'd like.

I guess I hadn't
thought about that.

I guess this isn't
so bad, right?

Um...

I think it's pretty bad.

Amber, that's what
I like about you.

That I do bad things?
No, of course not.

You're honest.
I'm honest.

Thanks.

You know what?
I like soccer.

I think we're going
to give it a shot.

I mean... I mean...
Oh, soccer's so boring.

ADAM: Hey, I was kind of
thinking maybe we could

talk about something
besides our... Our kids.

Okay. Like what?

I was... CROSBY: This
pasta is dynamite, Mom.

Did you put
potato chips in it?

I mean, it's pretty
awesome. Yeah.

It's amazing you can continue
to throw these meals together,

given the economy.

With everyone struggling to make
ends meet, you know? Mmm-hmm.

SARAH: I know I am.

You know, how are you...
How are you guys?

You've always
been here for us,

and we want you
to know that

we'll always
be there for you.

Totally.

And completely.

Yeah, unconditionally.
JULIA: Um, yeah, absolutely.

(LAUGHS) Oh, goose,
that was sweet.

ZEEK: Hmm, yeah.
Yeah, that's sweet.

Very sweet.

Too sweet.

Well, you guys have an agenda
for this little soir�e, right?

I'm guessing money,
am I right?

Yes.
SARAH: Yeah.

ZEEK: Okay.

You're worried about money for
your kids' college education, right?

Oh, not... Well...
No, Dad, we're...

Actually, we're worried
about your guys' future.

CAMILLE: Our future?

You know, financially.

CROSBY: Staying solvent
in an economic...

Stop now. CAMILLE: Why would
you be worried about our future?

ADAM: Um, well...

What?

You found out
about the cuff links?

I didn't mean to.

CAMILLE: What about
the cuff links?

Okay.

This is, uh,

what family is all about, isn't it?

I made a bad investment.

That property up north?

It went south.

And the interest rate on the
loan went north. Way north.

So what does this mean?

It means that I had
to scramble around

to make the payments, and
so I ended up, you know,

selling some of
my personal items.

And, uh, we've got
some financial problems,

some issues there.

Perfect.

More lies, huh?

ZEEK: (SIGHS) Camille.

Mom, we're here to help you,
you know, any way we can.

JULIA: That's what we're here
for. That's what this is about.

This isn't just about
money, is it, Zeek?

Well, I... I don't want to
continue with this right now.

But, um...

You're all so sweet.

(CHATTERING)

I got it.
Um...

Adam has a plan.

Dad.

Dad?

(DOOR SLAMS)

Mom, can I come in?

Mom, let me
talk to you.

(CAR ENGINE STARTS)

Good night, Pel�.
Night.

Good night, sweetie.

Are you sleeping over?

Uh, not tonight.

Aw.

It's, uh...
It's not fooling around.

Hmm?

What we've been
doing, that's...

It's not fooling around.

I've done a lot of research
on that topic, and...

I want to be
with you, Jasmine.

Crosby, you've been
through a lot

with your parents
and everything tonight.

Let's just give it
some time.

Let's see.

Crosby?

(CLEARS THROAT)

You want to have
a sleepover?

Yeah. I like sleepovers.
You do?

Yeah.
Yeah, so do I.

They're, like,
my favorite.

Really?
Yeah.

I didn't bring
any jammies, though.

We don't need any.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Hi.

Mom, thank you so much
for this computer.

I cannot tell you
how it's helping me.

I'm sorry
about last night.

Mom, please, don't worry. It's fine.

We've had money problems before,
and we'll have them again.

What I care about
is that your father

doesn't respect me enough
to tell me what's going on.

Oh, Mom, it's...
You know how he is.

I'm sure he just doesn't
want to worry you, you know?

No, there's been a lot of lying
going on for a lot of years.

Not just about money.

What do you mean?

There was a woman,
up north.

Oh, Mom.

Yeah.

I covered for him.

I've been covering
for him for years,

telling myself that I
was doing it for you kids

and, you know,
it's only partly true.

So I...
I don't know.

I just couldn't,

for some reason,
confront him about it.

So I let it go.

I just let it go.

And now you know.

Mom.

Don't tell the others
about it, okay?

Oh.

Okay.

So, how's it going?

No, no, don't.
It's nothing.

I'm not done. It's...
I'm just, for class.

Wow.

See? I told you
you could do it.

(INAUDIBLE)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Hey, Sonny.

Hey.

What?

Well, are you gonna
let me in or what?

Come on in.
All right.