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You know what, Crosby,
however hard you think it is
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having a kid,
just double it.
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I'm really glad that you had
a valuable learning experience
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while leaving our five-year-old
son alone in the pool.
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Can we just rewind
and forget about this...
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No, you know what, actually,
you just need to go, okay?
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Berkeley is
a living hell, Mom.
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I am not moving there. I am moving
in with Damien. We have decided.
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(GRUNTING)
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Why are you doing this to
me? You're ruining my life.
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I can't believe you drove
all the way from Fresno.
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JULIA: Oh.
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MISS WOO: She bounces the ball
behind my back during story time.
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That's not good.
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She disrupts the class. Uses the
ball to draw attention to herself.
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I'm surprised.
Hmm.
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I was too. She's
obsessed with this ball.
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I'm pretty sure she took
a box of rubber bands
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out of my desk drawer.
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When would she have
been able to do that?
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I don't know. Is she ever
left in the room alone?
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Not that I know of.
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Then you don't have any
evidence that she could do that.
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No, I'm not certain.
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I was going to let
it run its course.
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But, when it became
a danger...
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Wait, you mean, a danger...
What do you mean?
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She hit little Jaden Krantz
in the head with that ball.
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Oh, my...
On purpose?
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Is he okay?
He is okay.
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And, I don't think
she did it on purpose.
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She may have been
aiming at me.
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So, you can see why I had to take
the ball away and call you in.
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Sure, we will take care
of this. Thank you so much.
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I can take this, right?
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Sure.
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My doctor says you
can't have a garlic knot.
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Really?
I mean, from Mamma Lucia's?
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Your... Uh, not right now,
thank you.
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Ooh, is she new?
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You've met
Jenny before.
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Oh, is she Gordon's assistant?
Hey, where's Gordon?
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Look, if the doctor's telling you not to have
garlic knots, don't have the garlic knots.
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Okay, I won't.
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(SIGHING) All right, just take
care of yourself, would you?
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What do you want
to talk about?
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There's this investment
property that I want you to see.
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Uh-huh.
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And, in this climate it'd
be an incredible opportunity.
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And before I do anything with
it, I want to get your opinion.
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My opinion, why?
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Because you have real
estatelbusiness acumen, Son.
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Acumen?
Yeah.
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We'd have to drive there,
stay overnight.
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Come on, Dad. I don't have time
to go stay overnight somewhere.
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Where is this place?
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It'd be like
father and son time.
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You know, we could get
a chance to talk, Adam.
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We don't have
enough of that.
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I'll call Kristina and I'll just
make sure it's clear with her, okay?
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That's all
I want to hear.
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All right. All right?
You're not going to be sorry.
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All right.
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You want some
garlic knots?
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Why don't I take
those from you?
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No, I'll have as many
garlic knots as I want.
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Your real estate acumen?
He used the word "acumen"?
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Yup.
That's worrisome.
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Yeah, I was wondering if he
wanted me to go in on a piece of,
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I don't know, vacation real
estate with him or something.
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Then he tried to sell it
to me as father and son time.
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(SNICKERS) Yikes.
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Hey, speaking of which, I brought
something over I want you to look at.
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Yeah, what's that?
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That's great.
What about it?
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That's great?
Yeah.
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You don't think it's weird
to receive an invitation
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to your son's birthday
party in the mail?
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You're lucky you got
invited at all.
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Uh, whose side
are you on?
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There are no sides here. You just
got to pay attention to your kid.
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Yeah, listen, I've been spending
a lot of time with Jabbar, okay?
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He knows me pretty well
now. And he's smart.
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So, if I don't plan this party... Yeah.
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...he's going
to sense that.
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Great chair.
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(LAUGHING) You like this.
High quality.
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(GROANING) Look,
if you want to be there,
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just, you know, give Jasmine a call and
tell her you want to be a part of it.
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She's just sending a lot
of mixed messages.
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It's like half the time
she wants me to be the dad.
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And then the other half, she's
keeping me on the outside.
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I just wish she would pick
a path and stick to it.
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Well, then you should go. You should
call Jasmine and say you want in.
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Except you shouldn't
use those words.
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I don't get it. Is there
a sexual joke in there?
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(LAUGHING)
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Amber, I'm coming in.
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AMBER: Mom, wow. Can you just
give me a minute? I'm showering.
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Yes, can you give me a minute?
I'm just brushing my teeth.
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Hey, do you have
the toothpaste in there?
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No! No, no! No, no!
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(SCREAMING)
Oh, my God!
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Hey, Miss Braverman,
it's just me.
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No! You're dead! Get
out! No, not now, later.
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(SCREAMING)
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We're screwed.
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(GRUNTING LOUDLY) You
have got to be kidding me!
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Excuse me, but who the hell is
that running out of my house?
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Amber! Jeez.
Please.
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Dad, it's Amber's boy...
Ex-boyfriend from Fresno.
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I can't get any privacy. Why
are you being such a tattletale?
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Wait, Damien,
the demon seed?
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Why is everybody
yelling at me?
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Now, we got to set some
boundaries, Amber.
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Calm down, Grandpa!
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I'm not yelling at you.
Yes, you are.
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It's okay.
It's my house.
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All right, I'll take
care of it, Dad.
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(SIGHING)
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I know you're mad at me.
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What do you mean?
I'm not mad at you.
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You're mad at me
because of Mr. Cyr,
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because of dating
your teacher.
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Please. It has nothing
to do with that.
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And I know you're still mad.
And I'm sorry.
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It's fine.
I don't care.
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I'm sorry I went out
with your teacher.
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It's fine.
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We left Fresno, you know, so
you could have a better life.
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And I pulled you away from a lot
of things. But he was one of them.
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And then, to have him here, in
the shower. I mean, Amber, come on.
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Don't screw everything
up for yourself
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just because you're mad
at me.
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This doesn't have
anything to do with you.
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Not everything I do
is about you.
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I love him. And he loves me, okay? Okay.
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(SIGHING) Oh, God.
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What?
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Why do you insist on
making every mistake I made?
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(CRYING) You know, every time you
talk about your life being a mistake,
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all I hear is that my whole
existence is a mistake and you...
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Oh, no. Oh, no, no.
(SOBBING)
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I don't want to talk
to you right now.
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Honey, that's not
what I mean.
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Honey, I don't want to
leave you so upset.
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Please leave me
alone, okay?
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Please? I don't
want to talk to you.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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I'm really sorry.
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It's fine, Mom. Please,
just leave me alone.
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Okay. I'll come back.
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Don't take any
rubber bands off, please.
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Wait, wait.
Whoa! Why?
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Well, because I've got
them all counted up.
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Eighteen blue,
53 reds, 118 brown.
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There's too many brown. I don't want
the brown rubber bands to take over!
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I want my ball!
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I want my ball!
Okay.
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All right,
you know what?
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Let's, uh, go upstairs, we're
going to finish getting ready.
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And we will talk more
about this in the morning.
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I want my ball!
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No, no. Hey! Hey!
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I want my ball!
Let me have it!
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Sweetheart, the ball is
staying right here. Okay?
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Please! I want my ball.
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No, we will not touch it,
I promise you.
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We're not going to
change it. Okay?
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I promise,
now get upstairs.
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(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING
ON STEREO)
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Turn it down!
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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You know who I am?
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Um, sorry. You're Amber's
grandfather, the, uh, Vietnam vet.
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Well, Damien, gee, I'm... I'm sure
you're a nice guy and everything.
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But, uh, well, you left
your sock in my house,
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but you took my
granddaughter's innocence.
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Here's your sock.
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I'm going to give you a 20. And
I want you to fill up your tank.
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And I want you
to clear out of here.
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And I'm asking
you nicely.
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What about Amber?
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Damien...
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(SIGHING) If this van is within
a five mile radius of my house,
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I'll know it,
'cause I can smell it.
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And then you and I
are going to have a visit,
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and I'm going to spend
some quiet time with you.
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Do I make myself clear?
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Sir, I just want to let you know that I
consider myself a student of philosophy.
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Live and let live.
I mean no harm to anyone.
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I am an irrational
hard-ass, with rage issues.
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Don't piss me off.
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Come in, come in.
Thanks.
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What's happening?
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Oh, um...
Good to see you.
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Just... Yeah.
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I was going to make some
tea. Do you want some?
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Sure. Chamomile or
orange pekoe or green?
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Whatever. Perfect.
Whatever? Okay.
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Hi, Max.
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Max, buddy, Aunt Julia
just said hi to you.
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Well, did you know that
pill bugs and sow bugs
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are often mistakenly
thought of as insects?
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But they're actually classified
in the group called Isopods.
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(LAUGHS) He got a new
book on roly-polies today.
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Hey, buddy, honey, Aunt
Julia's probably not in the...
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(CHATTERING)
Honey.
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So, Adam is not here.
He's at the office. Um...
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Uh, that's fine. I actually
wanted to talk to you.
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What's going on?
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(LAUGHS) This is going
to sound stupid.
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Okay. It has to do with this ball.
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Sydney's obsessed with it.
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Mmm-hmm.
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And, basically, I just wanted
to, uh, I wanted to ask you
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if you could tell me
about, you know,
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some of the first signs
that you saw with Max?
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Um, why don't you
have a seat?
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Okay.
And I will be right back.
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I'm just going to try to rally
him to get upstairs. Okay.
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MAX: What are you guys
talking about? Nothing, babe.
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Have a seat.
Thanks.
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Can you do Mommy a favor? I need to
talk to Aunt Julia about something.
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Honey, please, I just want to talk
to Aunt Julia for a little bit, okay?
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Mmm, come up soon so I can
get my stickers. Thank you.
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I will. I promise.
Thank you.
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Okay, um, I am 100% sure that you
have nothing to worry about at all.
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How can you be
sure about that?
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Uh, well, I'm not sure. But I don't
really understand. I mean, you're...
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Okay, she counted the
number of rubber bands.
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She knows how many
of each color there are.
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And she's so utterly
fixated on it
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that she cannot make eye contact
anymore if you talk to her.
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00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:35,395
Okay, um, you know
what I'm going to do?
236
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,265
I'm going to give you
Dr. Pelikan's number.
237
00:10:37,336 --> 00:10:40,032
And he's our doctor
that we use for Max.
238
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,232
Uh-huh.
He's amazing.
239
00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,867
And he'll be able to tell
you if anything's going on,
240
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:46,241
which I really don't think
that there is anything wrong.
241
00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,370
Okay.
I really don't.
242
00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:48,435
I just wouldn't
worry about it.
243
00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:50,778
(STUTTERING)
Yeah. I'm, you know...
244
00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,715
Aw, Julia. It's okay.
I'll be fine.
245
00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,082
Oh, I'm so stupid.
It's okay.
246
00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,177
I'm sorry.
247
00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:56,414
It's not stupid.
It's not stupid at all.
248
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,478
It's not.
249
00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,747
KRISTINA: I'm a horrible
person, honey.
250
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:00,814
Why?
251
00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:03,418
Because when Julia told me there
might be something wrong with Sydney,
252
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,862
part of me felt glad and
happy and like... A big part?
253
00:11:05,931 --> 00:11:07,592
Like I couldn't stop
myself. It was weird.
254
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,396
It was like this feeling just
came over me, and I was...
255
00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,095
Well, I think that's human.
I don't think that's horrible.
256
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,400
You know, what would be so
wrong with having somebody else
257
00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:14,564
in the family like Max,
you know?
258
00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:15,937
Well, it doesn't feel fair. Exactly.
259
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,202
Yeah. And he would be less isolated.
260
00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,766
And we'd be less isolated.
261
00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:22,240
You're horrible, too. You
are... You're horrible, too.
262
00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:23,975
You were thinking it,
but I... I'm not horrible.
263
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,814
You're the horrible-est. And
those jeans are just terrible.
264
00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,649
Why do you think my dad thinks
I have real estate acumen?
265
00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,086
These are terrible jeans.
I think he's up to something.
266
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:32,386
Take these instead. You should have
seen your sister's face, though.
267
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,789
Yeah. She was totally freaked out.
268
00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:35,121
Look at Sydney
compared to Max.
269
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,287
There is no way that these
kids have the same thing.
270
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,557
Maybe she has ADD.
271
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,690
Yeah, or OTB.
Off-Track Betting?
272
00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:43,428
OCD. Whatever it's called. I
don't know. Yeah, there you go.
273
00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:44,799
I did do one good thing.
274
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,064
What's that?
275
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,572
I didn't tell her about
Max's rubber band ball.
276
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:50,131
You see,
you're not horrible.
277
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,506
I know.
You're a sweetie.
278
00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:52,737
I am sweet.
279
00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:53,870
Ka-boom.
Pow.
280
00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:55,914
Let's try that again.
Ka-boom.
281
00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:58,273
All right.
282
00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,079
(SIGHING) Okay, I
feel better. Thank you.
283
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,643
Excellent. You're welcome. Now,
you could make me feel better.
284
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,383
Aha!
Hmm.
285
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,391
I'll get you the lotion.
All right.
286
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,689
Be right back.
Lotion rub.
287
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,702
Ooh, Batman,
what do you think?
288
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:20,896
We did Batman
two years ago.
289
00:12:20,973 --> 00:12:22,770
Does he like,
uh, G.I. Joe?
290
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:25,436
His friend had a G.I.
Joe party last month.
291
00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,775
Well, I know he likes
SpongeBob.
292
00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:31,078
He loves SpongeBob.
We did that last year.
293
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:35,111
Maybe I should ask for a list of
things that you've already done.
294
00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:37,178
You wanted to come here.
It was your idea.
295
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:41,249
Well, he's my kid. I
want to plan his party.
296
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,419
I want to be
a part of this.
297
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:46,226
How about this? Baseball.
That'd be cute.
298
00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:47,356
Yeah, okay.
Yeah?
299
00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,628
Yeah, Bravermans love
baseball. Okay. Great.
300
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,670
Okay. Thank you.
(SIGHING) Okay.
301
00:12:51,737 --> 00:12:53,830
Paper plates and utensils.
About a dozen.
302
00:12:53,906 --> 00:12:55,430
Okay. A do...
Wait, a dozen?
303
00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,271
That's not even
gonna cover my family.
304
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,944
Wait a minute. Are you saying
my family's not invited?
305
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:04,005
You've seen my apartment.
It's tiny.
306
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:06,542
Yeah, well, they're
his family, too.
307
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,588
Okay, so how about you
invite four from your family?
308
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:13,683
I'll just... Like Survivor,
I'll just pick four.
309
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,283
All right, how many people
from your family are going?
310
00:13:15,361 --> 00:13:16,385
I don't know.
311
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,953
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do
you mean you don't know?
312
00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:22,690
I don't know.
Like 10. Maybe 15.
313
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,401
Oh, just 10 or 15.
314
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,739
Fine, just will
you promise me
315
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,437
that we're going to have an A's
theme party and not a Giants'?
316
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,613
"A's"?
Yeah.
317
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:37,176
Step aside.
318
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:43,013
Oh, you... You don't... Oh, hmm.
Oh, this is going to get ugly.
319
00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:46,987
Sydney is a great kid.
She is playful.
320
00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:48,617
(JULIA CLEARS THROAT)
And cooperative.
321
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:49,786
Thank you. Well, what's wrong with her?
322
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:50,886
Is something
wrong with her?
323
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,089
Julia, just...
324
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:57,525
I wouldn't say wrong. She
doesn't test in the normal range.
325
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,403
Sydney is gifted.
326
00:14:05,945 --> 00:14:07,708
I'm sorry, what?
She's...
327
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:11,341
She tests way above average
intelligence for her age.
328
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,844
So, her issues in school are
probably coming from boredom.
329
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:15,944
Mmm.
330
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:17,545
See, you have to make sure
that she's in an environment
331
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,113
where she is
being challenged,
332
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,159
something that you'll have
to monitor over time.
333
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:24,355
And something that as parents,
you have to be aware of.
334
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,227
Mmm-hmm.
Pay close attention to.
335
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:27,789
I think we
can do that.
336
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:28,993
Good.
337
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:31,434
ZEEK: You're driving in the slowest
lane. What are we doing? About 30?
338
00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:32,527
Hey, I'm driving.
339
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,470
Not very well. You're
driving in the slowest lane.
340
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,531
Do you remember the trip
to the Grand Canyon?
341
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:37,701
Yeah, it was a good time.
342
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:42,076
Yeah. Remember you vomited all
over your mother's head? (LAUGHS)
343
00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,445
You know what, Dad, that
wasn't me. That was Crosby.
344
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,211
All right, go ahead
and deny it.
345
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,479
(RETCHING)
346
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,578
You know, I had a little
confrontation with the kid.
347
00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:51,589
And maybe I was a little
hard on him. I'm not sure.
348
00:14:51,657 --> 00:14:52,988
I scared the hell out of him. All right.
349
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,821
Do you think they caught
the Zodiac Killer?
350
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,158
Move over. We got a
lane open. What the hell?
351
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,787
Hey, you know what?
Dad, Dad, Dad.
352
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,229
How's your sex life?
353
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:02,597
My sex life is fine. Why?
354
00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:03,794
It's not what
I'm hearing.
355
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,302
You learned to have
sex in Vietnam?
356
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:07,168
Yeah. Basically,
when I was a kid.
357
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:10,265
You know, I mean, gosh, those girls
could teach you so much, you know?
358
00:15:10,342 --> 00:15:11,969
You just...
I was ready to learn.
359
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:16,071
She's not having orgasms, so, uh, you
were okay. It was all Kristina's fault?
360
00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:19,242
'Cause the Bravermans, you know, the
Braverman men, you know what I'm saying.
361
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:21,718
Look. We're strong in the
sexual department, Son.
362
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:23,118
Is this
embarrassing to you?
363
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,348
Yeah, yeah,
it is a little bit.
364
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,482
I'm going to tickle you.
I'm tickling you. (LAUGHS)
365
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:29,425
Get off. Is this why you wanted to
come out here and take this drive?
366
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:30,621
Because you want to
talk about... Not at all.
367
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:32,254
There's something I want
to show you, but I...
368
00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:34,663
Well, maybe... Do you want to tell
me what it is you're going to show me?
369
00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:36,496
No, I don't. I want to
keep it as a surprise.
370
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:39,264
It's going to be very
exciting. Now I got to pee.
371
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,067
How about a rest stop? What
are you, five years old?
372
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,402
How do you
unscrew this thing?
373
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:44,772
Don't pee in the cup.
I'll pull over up here.
374
00:15:54,486 --> 00:15:57,944
Hello? Who's there?
375
00:15:58,023 --> 00:15:59,422
Hey, Miss Braverman.
376
00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:02,619
What are you doing here? Are you
kidding me? If my father sees you...
377
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:05,027
He hinted that
I should wash up,
378
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:07,088
but then I saw these
plants that needed attention.
379
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:11,000
Ugh. Damien, listen, you
seem like a, you know...
380
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:16,605
An okay guy. But, uh, Amber's from a
broken home. Do you know what that means?
381
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:20,543
She doesn't know a serious
relationship from a sandwich, yet.
382
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:23,410
And the point is, I want
her to focus on herself,
383
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,315
on her future, school,
maybe even college. Yeah.
384
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,613
There's an
old expression,
385
00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:29,881
"If you love someone,
set them free.
386
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,990
"If they come back,
they're yours.
387
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,356
"If they don't,
they never were."
388
00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,156
You know what I mean?
389
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,359
It's not that easy.
390
00:16:40,432 --> 00:16:41,490
Hmm.
391
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,726
You're right.
It isn't that easy.
392
00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:50,336
But it would really
help her out.
393
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,838
Just for now,
you know?
394
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:59,547
Oh. Oh, boy.
(EXHALING) I got this.
395
00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:00,846
You got this.
Okay.
396
00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:02,147
Okay.
I got this.
397
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,449
I believe in you.
Okay.
398
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:04,648
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
399
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:06,858
Hi.
Hi, Kristina.
400
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:08,119
How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
401
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:09,820
Um, I only have a minute.
Can I come in?
402
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,260
Oh, please. Come on.
Okay. Great.
403
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,264
How are you doing today?
I'm good.
404
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,197
Yeah? Yeah, thank you.
We're good. We're good.
405
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:18,725
Um, I just wanted to stop by and
drop off a couple of books for you.
406
00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:19,793
Oh.
407
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,134
They were a real comfort
to Adam and me.
408
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,936
And I also wanted to tell you
the other day when you stopped by,
409
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,567
I don't think that
I fully expressed to you
410
00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:28,511
how I feel about you and
Sydney and your family.
411
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:32,016
And I just... I want you to know
that you're with us in our hearts.
412
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:37,246
Thank you so much. We love
you, too. And no... I knew that.
413
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:38,584
If you need any...
414
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,551
Yeah, Kristina?
415
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:41,684
Yeah?
416
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:43,891
Um, you know...
417
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,156
(SIGHING)
418
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,697
(STUTTERING) As soon
as we hear anything...
419
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:51,133
You'll call me.
I will call you.
420
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,500
Okay.
Exactly. Thank you.
421
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,698
We don't know yet, so.
Yeah. I'll see...
422
00:17:54,773 --> 00:17:56,832
Okay.
Okay, I got to run.
423
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:57,933
Okay, great.
424
00:17:58,010 --> 00:17:59,034
You have a good day.
425
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,442
Okay, thanks. You, too.
426
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:01,536
Okay.
427
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,103
Okay. Bye.
Bye.
428
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:04,974
I'll call you later.
429
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,108
Okay.
430
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,878
What?
431
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:14,256
You were so strong. I thought
she took that rather well.
432
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,356
She just went out
with Damien
433
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,227
and didn't even bother
to lie about it.
434
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:21,323
That's good, right?
435
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,458
No, it's not good.
436
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:25,935
In this context it shows
a complete lack of respect.
437
00:18:26,004 --> 00:18:28,700
Sweetie, you can't live
their life for them, you know?
438
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:29,763
Yeah.
439
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,902
Really, the best
you can do is...
440
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:38,277
Help them avoid making some of the
mistakes you made. That's about it.
441
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,113
I've failed
at that already.
442
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:41,576
You haven't.
443
00:18:41,653 --> 00:18:43,120
Why don't I just
let Dad kill him?
444
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,351
I'm out here quoting Jonathan
Livingston Seagull like an idiot.
445
00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,983
You were obsessed
with that book.
446
00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,954
And Amber liked it, too,
didn't she?
447
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,488
Why does she hate me, Mom?
448
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:59,129
Daughters hate their mothers.
449
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,195
(LAUGHING) I think
it's a law of nature.
450
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,833
But you know what?
Then they come back.
451
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:14,583
Sarah...
452
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,781
You're my best one.
453
00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:23,252
Maybe not my best one.
But you're the one that I
454
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:27,328
most identify with.
455
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,029
Not perfect Adam?
456
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,233
No.
457
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:40,444
You're the brave one.
You take risks.
458
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:43,942
You always took a chance.
459
00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:49,050
You declared your independence
pretty early on and you went for it.
460
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:54,689
You have to
honor that person
461
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:58,594
that you are.
'Cause I do.
462
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,504
I mean,
maybe I never said it in,
463
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:09,040
you know, those exact
words before, but...
464
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:12,035
(SNIFFLING)
465
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:18,711
Sweetie, it's going
to be okay.
466
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,085
Oh, sweetie.
467
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:26,989
I promise.
468
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,799
ADAM: Think about this,
if you buy it,
469
00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:39,428
how long are you going to have to
hang onto it before it pays off?
470
00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:43,406
(LAUGHS) Well, that's the great
thing, Son, is, I already own it.
471
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,036
Well, then what do you
need me for?
472
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,511
Well, look, before I do
anything else with it,
473
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,515
I was thinking what a great
opportunity this could be for you,
474
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,278
you know,
for your company, right?
475
00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:56,378
A new manufacturing, a factory,
you know, that sort of thing.
476
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,923
And I was thinking
that your company
477
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,791
could buy it,
from me, for a price.
478
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:02,884
Oh, Dad.
479
00:21:02,961 --> 00:21:05,987
Adam, when it comes back, this
place is going to be untouchable.
480
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:09,227
It's going to be a great
investment opportunity.
481
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:14,603
Who the hell, you know, wants to
build a factory in Thailand or Mexico?
482
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:16,800
I mean, come on, you got
the savings right here. Yeah.
483
00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:20,106
Plus, you can hire American workers.
Now, you're into that, right?
484
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:21,338
Yeah. Definitely.
485
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:26,784
(SIGHING) Well, who owns
the rest of the complex?
486
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,046
Office park.
487
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,020
Sorry?
Oh, other entities.
488
00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:31,988
I mean, some of it's
in foreclosure.
489
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,389
That's why the construction
is stalled. Right.
490
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,585
But, I mean, come on,
it's still got...
491
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,561
It's still got
plenty of advantages.
492
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,291
Hey, you still got that...
The camera thing on your phone?
493
00:21:40,365 --> 00:21:41,923
Yeah.
Yeah, okay, come on.
494
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,467
Why don't you take some
pictures? All right. Okay.
495
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,594
And, uh, right over here, you
can take it back to the office
496
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,036
and discuss it amongst
yourselves... All right. Okay.
497
00:21:47,105 --> 00:21:49,164
...and all that, right?
I mean, Adam, Son,
498
00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,731
you're looking at some raw
space. (PHONE CAMERA CLICKING)
499
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,003
Definitely raw space.
500
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,704
All right?
You get it?
501
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:54,871
Yeah.
502
00:21:57,416 --> 00:22:01,147
Oh, whoa, um, that goes
right on this wall here.
503
00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:02,652
Well, I thought
you said put it here.
504
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:04,845
So? I want that here.
505
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:11,956
So, you just want to have
two things hanging here
506
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,156
and then nothing over there? Yup.
507
00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:15,392
That's how
your family does it?
508
00:22:15,801 --> 00:22:17,029
It's how my...
509
00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:19,093
Wait, what are you,
the party expert now?
510
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,968
How many parties
have you thrown?
511
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:23,408
Uh, yeah,
whose fault is that?
512
00:22:23,475 --> 00:22:25,033
We are not going to
go there right now.
513
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,270
Oh, yeah, yeah, no,
we're doing this right now...
514
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:27,403
No, we're not going
to do this right now.
515
00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:28,571
Yeah, yeah, we are.
Listen to me.
516
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:31,115
You robbed me of five years of
my son's life. (CLEARS THROAT)
517
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,544
What gave you
the right to do that?
518
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,185
You see, I...
I'm decorating
519
00:22:37,255 --> 00:22:39,086
and I'm seeing pictures of him
all over the place. Mmm-hmm.
520
00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:41,148
And that's all I'm ever going
to see of him at this age.
521
00:22:41,226 --> 00:22:42,250
That's right.
522
00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:43,351
Well, you should
have called me back.
523
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,157
Because I called you
three times, four times.
524
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:46,322
And you never
called me back.
525
00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:47,490
What was I
supposed to do?
526
00:22:47,566 --> 00:22:49,500
What, uh, you know,
leave me a...
527
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:51,092
Leave a message on
your answering machine?
528
00:22:51,169 --> 00:22:52,431
"Hey, Crosby,
it's Jasmine.
529
00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:53,596
"I'm pregnant.
Call me back."
530
00:22:53,672 --> 00:22:55,731
Yeah, anything would have
been better than what you did.
531
00:22:55,807 --> 00:22:57,536
You know what,
after the third call,
532
00:22:57,609 --> 00:22:59,873
I realized I didn't
want you to call back.
533
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:03,244
I had this big,
serious thing to do.
534
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,442
Have a baby.
And raise that baby.
535
00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:08,645
And what I didn't need was
some flaky guy in the picture.
536
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,085
Hey, it's my son.
537
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:12,453
You don't get to just
make those decisions.
538
00:23:12,524 --> 00:23:14,355
What do you mean, I don't
get to... That's my son, too.
539
00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:15,654
I gave birth to him.
540
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,957
Okay? All of a sudden,
now you want to play daddy?
541
00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:20,190
What kind of father takes
his son on a play date
542
00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:21,857
and leaves him with
a stranger in a pool?
543
00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:23,901
It's not a stranger.
It was a lifeguard.
544
00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:25,927
Yeah.
545
00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,631
This is his party.
I'm his dad.
546
00:23:27,706 --> 00:23:29,264
My family is his family.
547
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:32,401
I want his cousins and his
aunts and his uncles here.
548
00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:34,206
They have a right
to be here.
549
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:38,382
Hey, I'm talking to you.
550
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:42,543
Okay, um, you...
551
00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:45,649
You need to know
that, um...
552
00:23:46,291 --> 00:23:49,226
My family isn't exactly
inclined towards you.
553
00:23:51,163 --> 00:23:52,152
What does that mean?
554
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:57,497
Well, my father abandoned
us and they think you're...
555
00:23:57,569 --> 00:23:59,434
You did... It's like
the same thing.
556
00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:02,405
Yeah, I didn't know that I
had a kid. How is that similar?
557
00:24:02,474 --> 00:24:03,839
They don't know that.
558
00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:11,315
Wait, they think that I knew about
Jabbar and then I just blew him off?
559
00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:13,078
It didn't seem to matter.
560
00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:15,278
I... I didn't think you'd
ever be back in his life again.
561
00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:16,752
(GROANS)
562
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:22,389
I'm sorry. Just invite
everyone. Have them all come.
563
00:24:23,628 --> 00:24:25,186
We'll manage.
564
00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:28,764
I have to admit, I like
when you screw up, kind of.
565
00:24:28,834 --> 00:24:30,893
It makes me feel like
we're a little bit more...
566
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,129
Ha!
567
00:24:34,873 --> 00:24:36,238
Okay.
568
00:24:38,076 --> 00:24:41,170
No, no, no, hey, hold on. What
are you doing? This is on me.
569
00:24:41,246 --> 00:24:42,679
Dad, I can pay
for my own room.
570
00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:44,738
Two rooms?
Come on, that's crazy.
571
00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:48,477
Uh, two...
Two double beds.
572
00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:53,047
You... You have lovely
eyes, by the way. Thank you.
573
00:24:53,124 --> 00:24:54,887
What's your name?
Monisha.
574
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,053
Monisha.
Can you say that?
575
00:24:57,429 --> 00:24:58,760
(TOILET FLUSHING)
576
00:25:03,935 --> 00:25:06,927
Oh, no, no, no. No, no,
Adam. Ice Road Truckers.
577
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:08,131
(SIGHING)
Come on.
578
00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,970
Hey, Dad, can we just pause
with the TV for a second?
579
00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:12,600
I just want you to
tell me what's going on.
580
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:14,042
What do you mean?
581
00:25:14,112 --> 00:25:15,579
With this property.
582
00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:19,144
You know, that place,
it's not a great investment.
583
00:25:19,217 --> 00:25:21,583
I wish I thought it was.
And you're a great salesman.
584
00:25:21,653 --> 00:25:23,917
But I don't think
you believe it is either.
585
00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:25,650
Long term, it is.
586
00:25:26,324 --> 00:25:28,224
All right, well,
then hold on to it.
587
00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:32,721
I can't, sonny.
588
00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:36,795
Why not?
589
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:39,098
Uh, you're my
first born son.
590
00:25:41,973 --> 00:25:46,410
I never wanted to go to you
for anything. I give to you.
591
00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:50,076
Especially now,
I mean, with Max.
592
00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,510
How bad is it?
It's bad.
593
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,845
I just saw this opportunity, you know.
594
00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:57,945
I mean, how the hell
was I supposed to know
595
00:25:58,023 --> 00:25:59,615
there was going
to be a bubble?
596
00:26:00,358 --> 00:26:02,986
I took a second out on the
house so I could grab it.
597
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:04,688
And then,
all hell broke loose.
598
00:26:04,763 --> 00:26:06,094
Oh, Pops.
599
00:26:06,998 --> 00:26:10,126
Well, I mean, the country's in
the toilet, too. It's not just me.
600
00:26:10,201 --> 00:26:11,725
Yeah, I know. I know.
601
00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:13,832
(SIGHING)
602
00:26:15,373 --> 00:26:16,772
Look, you have
great instincts.
603
00:26:16,841 --> 00:26:20,436
It's just... Like you say, it's
just timing. Like you said, you know.
604
00:26:20,512 --> 00:26:21,877
Yeah.
Bad timing.
605
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:27,044
Well, I mean... Okay, now,
look at... Now, listen here.
606
00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:33,247
Do you think there's any
chance at all with your company?
607
00:26:34,259 --> 00:26:36,124
Dad, I said I will talk to
them. I will talk to them.
608
00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:38,526
And you show them the pictures and
you tell them that it's raw space.
609
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:40,258
Raw space. I got it.
610
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:41,731
Raw space.
611
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,495
That's all I can do.
612
00:26:49,774 --> 00:26:52,641
What does this mean? Does this
mean you might lose the house?
613
00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:56,375
I mean, do you need
to talk to my accountant?
614
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,212
No, I don't...
I have an accountant, Adam.
615
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,612
Just trying to help.
616
00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:03,847
Yeah, I know.
It's... It's serious.
617
00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:09,189
I mean, would we be here if it
wasn't serious? Come on, it's serious.
618
00:27:11,663 --> 00:27:14,564
Does anybody else know about
this? Have you told Mom?
619
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,897
Oh, I can't.
I can't tell her this.
620
00:27:17,435 --> 00:27:19,733
You have to tell her.
You can't keep this from her.
621
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:26,374
Look, I will talk
to Gordon, okay?
622
00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:27,536
Yeah.
623
00:27:28,913 --> 00:27:30,505
But you have to tell Mom.
624
00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:34,343
Okay.
625
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:43,191
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
626
00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:47,329
Sandwich? Would you
like a sandwich? No?
627
00:27:47,766 --> 00:27:50,599
Sandwich? No?
Watching your figure?
628
00:27:51,636 --> 00:27:56,596
Hey, Crosby, I'd like you to meet
some people. This is my brother, Sekou.
629
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:57,972
Oh, great.
630
00:28:01,079 --> 00:28:02,137
That's all right.
631
00:28:02,213 --> 00:28:05,649
And, uh, this is
my mother, Renee.
632
00:28:05,950 --> 00:28:07,542
Hi.
Yes.
633
00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:09,379
Mom, this is Crosby.
634
00:28:09,454 --> 00:28:10,614
So nice to meet you.
635
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,520
Well, so nice
to meet you, Crosby.
636
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:14,082
Sheila, could you help me?
637
00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:15,217
Gee, um...
638
00:28:15,293 --> 00:28:16,453
(DOORBELL RINGING)
639
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,893
ZEEK: Hi.
CAMILLE: Hello.
640
00:28:17,962 --> 00:28:19,156
Hi.
Hi.
641
00:28:19,230 --> 00:28:20,322
Hey.
642
00:28:20,398 --> 00:28:21,729
(ALL CHATTERING)
643
00:28:22,634 --> 00:28:24,363
Who are all these
white people?
644
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:25,494
(LAUGHING)
645
00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:26,935
(ALL CHATTERING)
646
00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:33,371
It's a house boat.
There's actually a bedroom
647
00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:36,346
and a living room and a
kitchen. It's pretty comfortable.
648
00:28:36,614 --> 00:28:38,172
Well, it's an
interesting choice.
649
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:44,416
Sekou, that's a
beautiful name. Thank you.
650
00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:46,514
You named him
after Sekou Tarunga,
651
00:28:46,591 --> 00:28:49,025
the African independence
leader, I assume?
652
00:28:49,094 --> 00:28:50,891
Now, how did you know that?
653
00:28:50,962 --> 00:28:52,452
Berkeley in
the '60s, babe.
654
00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:54,464
Oh, I hear that.
655
00:28:54,866 --> 00:28:57,528
You know what,
I'm sorry, this is weird.
656
00:28:58,536 --> 00:29:00,800
I know you're trying,
and all that stuff,
657
00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:02,635
but where
have you been, dude?
658
00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:05,268
CROSBY: Um, I wish
I had been here.
659
00:29:05,343 --> 00:29:06,605
Yeah, that's...
That's your loss.
660
00:29:06,678 --> 00:29:08,612
(LAUGHS) Yeah, no one
knows that more than me.
661
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,410
You know, I'm... I'm just glad
I get to be in his life now.
662
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:12,916
And hopefully be
a role model and...
663
00:29:12,984 --> 00:29:16,010
He has a role model, Crosby. I've
been here since the day he was born.
664
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:17,076
Sekou.
665
00:29:17,155 --> 00:29:18,816
No, I'm just telling him
how it was.
666
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:20,922
I drove him back
from the hospital.
667
00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:23,358
I stood at
his christening. Huh?
668
00:29:23,895 --> 00:29:26,591
Look, I... I moved apartments
just to be closer to him.
669
00:29:26,664 --> 00:29:29,098
I'm going to go get the cake.
Sekou, would you help me?
670
00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:31,328
No. I'm... I'm telling him
how it was, Mom. I need...
671
00:29:31,402 --> 00:29:32,994
I would like to say
something, if I may.
672
00:29:33,071 --> 00:29:34,197
SARAH: Dad.
Dad, really...
673
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:35,364
Are there any more of
those little corn muffins?
674
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,670
You seem to have
a wonderful family.
675
00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:39,770
I've met you
and I like you all.
676
00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:43,940
But why are you treating
my son like he's a pariah?
677
00:29:44,015 --> 00:29:46,813
And the only reason I can
think of is because he's white.
678
00:29:46,885 --> 00:29:48,147
(ALL CHATTERING)
679
00:29:48,887 --> 00:29:50,252
We think he has Tourette's.
680
00:29:50,321 --> 00:29:51,811
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
681
00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,553
Stating the obvious.
682
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,094
Now, maybe it's because
he's irresponsible.
683
00:29:57,162 --> 00:30:00,928
Renee, now that is
not my understanding.
684
00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:06,332
Well, there's a five-year-old little boy
here that he hasn't seen for five years.
685
00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:11,569
Um, Zeek, I... I... I think I
understand what you're trying to say.
686
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:16,171
Everyone here is upset with
Crosby because they feel that
687
00:30:16,247 --> 00:30:18,306
he abandoned
Jabbar and me.
688
00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:21,150
But he didn't.
689
00:30:21,219 --> 00:30:22,481
What?
690
00:30:23,521 --> 00:30:27,082
I never told him
about his son.
691
00:30:28,693 --> 00:30:29,955
You what?
692
00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:35,523
Uh, it was just, um, easier
for me to lie to all of you.
693
00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:40,293
And let you believe that
he was just like Dad.
694
00:30:41,472 --> 00:30:43,463
Easier for who?
You or Jabbar?
695
00:30:46,411 --> 00:30:48,845
JASMINE: Look, um,
you know, uh...
696
00:30:49,514 --> 00:30:54,383
I was the one that chose to have
this baby and not let his father know.
697
00:30:55,386 --> 00:30:58,514
It was me. It was me.
And I'm sorry.
698
00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:02,926
But if you're going to be mad
at anyone, just be mad at me.
699
00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:04,427
Don't be mad at him.
700
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,493
Is it time for cake?
701
00:31:09,934 --> 00:31:11,299
Oh, buddy, is it ever?
702
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:12,631
(ALL CHATTERING)
703
00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:15,867
Maybe Grandpa Zeek
can help us cut the cake.
704
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:18,067
I'm on top of it,
Renee, I'm there.
705
00:31:19,677 --> 00:31:21,008
(ALL CHEERING)
706
00:31:27,652 --> 00:31:30,712
CAMILLE: Is this too much
mayonnaise? Joel? No?
707
00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,914
Excuse me, by the way, why
wasn't Amber there today?
708
00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,654
Um, she...
709
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:36,986
CAMILLE: She was studying.
710
00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:38,358
Oh, well, I think she
should have been there.
711
00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:39,657
Sorry, yeah.
712
00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:42,031
Did you talk to Mom yet?
713
00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:44,728
Hey, sonny, I told you
I would talk to her.
714
00:31:44,802 --> 00:31:46,133
Okay.
715
00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:50,537
Hey, Kristina.
Hey.
716
00:31:50,909 --> 00:31:54,345
Um, I'm returning this.
I read it three times.
717
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,039
You did?
I did. I did.
718
00:31:56,114 --> 00:31:57,581
Was it helpful?
Yeah. I...
719
00:31:57,649 --> 00:31:58,638
It was helpful, right?
720
00:31:58,716 --> 00:32:00,445
I had no idea what you guys
were facing. And I just...
721
00:32:00,518 --> 00:32:01,507
Oh.
722
00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:04,180
I wanted you to know also,
just Joel and I both,
723
00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,223
we were so moved by the
way that you reached out.
724
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,315
And thank you
for that, so...
725
00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:08,484
Oh, my gosh.
Are you kidding me?
726
00:32:08,559 --> 00:32:09,719
You would do the same.
It's fine.
727
00:32:09,794 --> 00:32:12,024
Yeah. Thank you. How
is Sydney? Is she good?
728
00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:16,533
She's good. Yeah, we, um,
we got the test results.
729
00:32:16,601 --> 00:32:18,193
And he said that, um,
730
00:32:18,536 --> 00:32:20,834
her trouble is stemming
from boredom in school.
731
00:32:20,905 --> 00:32:23,237
And she tested gifted.
732
00:32:24,409 --> 00:32:28,971
Oh, gifted.
That's great.
733
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:33,577
That's, what am I... That's
really great. That's amazing.
734
00:32:33,651 --> 00:32:36,484
Yeah, I was, uh... I was
embarrassed to tell you that.
735
00:32:36,554 --> 00:32:38,715
Julia, no. That is amazing. Sorry.
736
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,350
Thanks. That's wonderful.
I'm happy for you.
737
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:42,916
Thank you.
And her. That's great.
738
00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:46,953
Hey, I'm going out. So, I'll
see you later. Okay? Good night.
739
00:32:48,166 --> 00:32:49,599
Hey.
KRISTINA: Bye, honey.
740
00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:54,403
Hey!
Hey.
741
00:32:57,008 --> 00:32:58,771
We missed you
at the party.
742
00:32:58,843 --> 00:32:59,867
How was it?
743
00:32:59,944 --> 00:33:02,174
It was fun. It was good.
I saved you a piece of cake.
744
00:33:02,246 --> 00:33:04,214
That's nice. Thanks. I'II, uh...
I'll have it when I get back.
745
00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:05,874
Oh, no. Take it with you.
It's a paper plate.
746
00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:07,577
That's okay. I'll have
it when I get back.
747
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:08,676
Why won't you
take the cake?
748
00:33:08,753 --> 00:33:10,345
I don't want
to take the cake.
749
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:12,816
(SIGHING)
750
00:33:14,158 --> 00:33:16,319
I'm done trying
to control you. I...
751
00:33:17,462 --> 00:33:18,759
It doesn't work.
752
00:33:19,263 --> 00:33:20,662
You know, I'm fine.
753
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:22,359
Are you?
754
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:25,492
Sometimes I'm not sure.
755
00:33:29,507 --> 00:33:31,134
I just don't want us
to be like this.
756
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:32,972
I love you so much.
757
00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:35,606
I think I'll just...
758
00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:41,448
Try to get along with you.
759
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,146
And...
760
00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:46,018
Trust you.
761
00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:48,884
Okay.
762
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:50,188
Okay.
763
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:53,255
I'm meeting Damien.
He's picking me up.
764
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,228
Okay.
765
00:33:59,170 --> 00:34:00,467
(SIGHING)
766
00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,638
See you later.
See you later.
767
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:16,980
(SIGHING)
768
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,759
(MUSIC PLAYING)
769
00:34:24,562 --> 00:34:25,722
You look like
a little baby.
770
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:27,765
It's all over your face.
(LAUGHS)
771
00:34:40,311 --> 00:34:42,871
So, like, the other day,
I got a "C"
772
00:34:42,947 --> 00:34:45,142
on this test that I was,
like, sure that I had aced.
773
00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:46,581
A "C"?
It was so weird.
774
00:34:46,651 --> 00:34:50,178
I guess a "C" is better than a "D"
and you've had plenty of those, right?
775
00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,312
Yeah, I guess.
776
00:34:51,389 --> 00:34:53,721
You could ace
whatever you want.
777
00:34:54,859 --> 00:34:56,952
But that stuff doesn't
really mean anything.
778
00:34:57,028 --> 00:35:00,657
I mean, after the electrical grid
fails, I mean, who is going to survive?
779
00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:02,699
Someone who
gets an "A" on a test,
780
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,928
or someone who has been
in the school of life?
781
00:35:07,705 --> 00:35:11,664
It's all coming down, the
whole world as we know it.
782
00:35:13,211 --> 00:35:15,076
Really? That's what...
That's what you think?
783
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:18,475
Yeah. I mean,
I don't know when.
784
00:35:19,650 --> 00:35:21,618
But I do know that what
you get on a report card
785
00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:26,385
is going to seem pretty insignificant
when you're living off the land
786
00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:29,221
and fending off marooders.
787
00:35:30,361 --> 00:35:31,760
What did you say?
788
00:35:32,263 --> 00:35:33,855
Marooders! (CHUCKLES)
789
00:35:33,931 --> 00:35:37,833
(LAUGHING) But you...
You know it's marauders.
790
00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:39,158
Marooders.
791
00:35:39,237 --> 00:35:40,795
Mmm-mmm. Marauders.
792
00:35:41,539 --> 00:35:42,972
No one says that.
Marauders.
793
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,564
Okay?
Marauders.
794
00:35:44,642 --> 00:35:47,236
Marauders. Now eat this.
795
00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:50,240
Ssh.
796
00:35:53,551 --> 00:35:56,349
Well, you didn't tell me
about your trip. How'd it go?
797
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:58,281
Well, it was great.
798
00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,117
Was our number one
son helpful?
799
00:36:01,192 --> 00:36:03,183
Now, I will tell
you something.
800
00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:06,128
That kid, Adam, has got
a great head for business.
801
00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:09,291
Oh, you could settle an
argument we were having.
802
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:11,164
Now, we were talking
about trips,
803
00:36:11,235 --> 00:36:13,726
going to the Grand Canyon
and all that stuff.
804
00:36:13,804 --> 00:36:18,707
Now, was it Adam or Crosby
that vomited on your head?
805
00:36:20,745 --> 00:36:21,973
It was Sarah.
806
00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:24,674
Boy, you really don't
remember, do you?
807
00:36:25,149 --> 00:36:26,639
Well, I mean, there
was so much going on.
808
00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:30,278
You know, there's been a...
Quite a background of information.
809
00:36:30,354 --> 00:36:32,185
I can't keep track
of all of it.
810
00:36:32,256 --> 00:36:36,056
Well, maybe that was because the
vomit wasn't dripping down your face.
811
00:36:36,694 --> 00:36:38,559
You were too busy laughing.
812
00:36:38,963 --> 00:36:40,225
(CHUCKLING)
813
00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:43,827
Well, you've got to
admit it was funny.
814
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,507
This is the way it went.
815
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:55,069
Julia got sick
and threw up in my hair.
816
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,508
She was screaming
her little heart out.
817
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:02,984
I was trying to comfort her
while wiping puke out of my eyes.
818
00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:06,148
You were too busy laughing
to even think about helping.
819
00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:10,325
You did me the big favor
of pulling into a gas station.
820
00:37:10,828 --> 00:37:13,490
While you were filling up
the tank, I was in that...
821
00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:15,821
Ugh!
822
00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:21,236
...disgusting bathroom trying
to wash the vomit out of my hair,
823
00:37:21,305 --> 00:37:23,102
under the faucet
in the sink.
824
00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:30,172
Well...
825
00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:36,716
Millie, I never knew
it upset you that much.
826
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:42,359
Would you accept a
belated apology? I'm sorry.
827
00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:46,630
Ha! Sure.
828
00:37:54,438 --> 00:37:56,906
So, what else about the trip? Anything?
829
00:37:58,109 --> 00:38:00,737
Adam... He snores
like a chainsaw
830
00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:02,438
and he's not going
to admit it.
831
00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:05,671
What else can I tell you?
832
00:38:09,654 --> 00:38:10,848
(ADAM SIGHING)
833
00:38:11,255 --> 00:38:12,279
Is he asleep?
834
00:38:12,356 --> 00:38:13,948
Yeah. The eagle has landed.
835
00:38:14,492 --> 00:38:16,687
Thank God.
I'm exhausted.
836
00:38:17,595 --> 00:38:23,465
You know, I found Sydney's
ball beneath his pillow.
837
00:38:24,568 --> 00:38:26,058
Really?
Mmm-hmm.
838
00:38:26,237 --> 00:38:27,727
Oh, my God,
she gave it to him?
839
00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:29,705
No, he stole it
from her.
840
00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:31,571
He stole it from her?
Uh-huh.
841
00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:33,303
Are you sure?
Yeah.
842
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:36,972
Okay, honey, we have to call
Julia and Joel. Call them.
843
00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,538
Call them and what? Give
it back? Where's the phone?
844
00:38:38,616 --> 00:38:39,844
Yes.
Screw that.
845
00:38:39,917 --> 00:38:41,782
What? Look, if she's
such a little genius,
846
00:38:41,852 --> 00:38:45,117
she can make, you know, 1,000
of them using cold fusion.
847
00:38:45,189 --> 00:38:46,417
Okay. Cold fusion?
Yeah.
848
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:48,822
Honey, you have to tell
him that this is not okay.
849
00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:50,451
He can't just take
things without asking.
850
00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:52,587
Well, I did tell him.
Okay, good. What did he say?
851
00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:53,960
He said he asked her.
852
00:38:54,031 --> 00:38:56,022
And?
And she said no.
853
00:38:56,100 --> 00:38:57,863
So, he just stole it?
Uh-huh.
854
00:38:59,737 --> 00:39:00,965
(BOTH LAUGHING)
855
00:39:03,407 --> 00:39:04,772
What's so funny?
856
00:39:04,842 --> 00:39:06,742
You are, buddy. Is that
my rubber band ball?
857
00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:07,937
Huh?
No.
858
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:09,775
I couldn't find the
rubber band ball when I...
859
00:39:09,847 --> 00:39:11,838
When you guys woke me
up with the laughing.
860
00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:13,349
Why don't you
come in here?
861
00:39:13,417 --> 00:39:14,679
Well, I asked
her for it.
862
00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:17,016
You did? You said I just had to ask.
863
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:18,521
No, I didn't.
864
00:39:18,589 --> 00:39:22,423
You just said, "You can
only have it if you ask her."
865
00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:24,588
(LAUGHING) But she
has to say yes.
866
00:39:24,662 --> 00:39:26,527
Well, you never said that.
867
00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:28,189
What you reading about?
868
00:39:28,265 --> 00:39:32,031
Water scavenger beetle,
emerald click beetle.
869
00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:34,565
What's your favorite beetle?
870
00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:37,106
Hercules beetle.
871
00:39:37,174 --> 00:39:38,664
Hercules beetle.
872
00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:43,843
Do you know how much
we love you, buddy? Hmm?
873
00:39:43,914 --> 00:39:45,814
As much as I love beetles.
874
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:01,725
What are you
smiling about?
875
00:40:01,799 --> 00:40:04,962
(LAUGHING)
Your family is intense.
876
00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:06,195
(CHUCKLES) You think?
877
00:40:06,270 --> 00:40:08,101
And that's saying
a lot coming from me.
878
00:40:08,172 --> 00:40:09,469
Oh, yeah.
879
00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:12,803
Thanks for
sticking up for me.
880
00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:15,710
I know that wasn't easy.
881
00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:20,278
Yeah, well, I should have told them
the truth a long time ago, you know.
882
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,990
I think Jabbar had
a good birthday party.
883
00:40:28,058 --> 00:40:29,286
Yeah.
884
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,329
Did you notice that he had
three pieces of cake?
885
00:40:32,396 --> 00:40:35,229
Did you notice that he went
into a weird little sugar coma
886
00:40:35,299 --> 00:40:38,860
at one point on the third slice,
with, like, drool coming down...
887
00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:40,403
(GRUNTING)
...mixed with the blue dye?
888
00:40:40,471 --> 00:40:43,372
Yes, I noticed that.
He's very cute, our son.
889
00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:48,403
I think I'm falling
in love.
890
00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:52,812
With Jabbar.
Oh.
891
00:40:52,883 --> 00:40:54,145
It's okay.
Good.
892
00:40:54,218 --> 00:40:55,879
Oh, thank goodness.
Yeah.
893
00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:57,147
You look like
you saw a ghost.
894
00:40:57,221 --> 00:40:59,189
Good. I was worried
for a second.
895
00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:05,592
Um, uh,
why don't you...
896
00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:11,030
Why don't you come
join me in the living room?
897
00:41:16,674 --> 00:41:17,663
Okay.
898
00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:23,478
I told Damien
to go back.
899
00:41:23,814 --> 00:41:27,375
It had absolutely nothing to do
with you. I hope you're happy.
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