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I'm doing the right thing,
right, Adam? Moving home?
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Look, Sarah, you're
doing the right thing.
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I told you we don't have
a choice. I'm out of money.
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I want Daddy.
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She openly prefers Joel. And it is fine.
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So you're saying that you'll have
a baby with me in three years?
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Yep.
CROSBY: Who's this?
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That's Jabbar. He
wanted to meet his dad.
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ADAM: They weren't
officially booked.
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So, it's not going
to go on their records.
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It wasn't my weed.
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KRISTINA: She thinks that
he may have Asperger's.
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Kristina, I've seen
autistic kids.
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The Lessings' kid,
with the hand flapping.
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There's something
wrong with my son.
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To Drew, and Amber, and my
shining angel, Sarah, welcome home.
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ALL: Welcome home!
Here, here!
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(FOOTSTEPS PATTERING)
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(ANIMAL CHITTERING)
He's back.
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(SIGHS)
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(HISSES)
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(SCREAMS)
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(POSSUM SCREECHING)
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So, your mom said you wanted
to know about your old man.
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You know what, let's start
with you. You married?
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No.
Hmm, okay.
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You seeing anyone?
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Mmm.
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Mmm, keeping it
loose, I gotcha.
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You know, if you're having trouble
meeting ladies, it could be your car.
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What kind of car
do you drive?
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I don't have a car.
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You don't? Hmm. You
have your license, right?
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License?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Um, those were my
three kid jokes.
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I'm all out of material.
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Well, um...
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Oh, there's Mom.
Hi, Mom.
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It's going great.
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This is fun, though.
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You like pancakes?
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No, I like waffles better.
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JULIA: Okay,
let's move it, people.
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Come on, I have
a meeting, please.
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SYDNEY: Dad said he
could have tooken me.
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Oh, sweetie,
I want to drive you.
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All right?
We're bonding.
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What the fu...
Mom!
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Fudge! Fudge, sweetie.
Oh, my gosh.
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Here, sweetheart.
Let's see, backpack.
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JULIA: Oh, yeah, please, by
all means, take your time.
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Go for it. I only have a meeting
with a Supreme Court Judge. So...
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Oh, yeah, sure, yeah, make sure
she has her lunch box, great.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Are you kidding me? No.
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Mommy, who are you talking to? No.
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Sweetie, you can
learn from this.
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This is a bad person.
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(SIGHS) We live in a nation of laws,
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and when someone doesn't follow
those laws, society breaks down.
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(HORN HONKS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
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This is so great,
so special.
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It's your first day
in a new place
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and it's just gonna
be all brand new
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and different
than the...
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Mom, please.
What are you doing?
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I don't know, it was
something I was trying. No?
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All right, goodbye,
I love you. Okay.
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You can be the best! I
believe in you! Just be you!
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KRISTINA: Let's go, let's hit
it. Hey, did you brush your teeth?
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ADAM: Hey, Max!
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I think he did.
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Max! Max, we had
a deal, remember?
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Regular clothes to school, but
the pirate costume at home. Okay?
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I changed my mind.
Well, I didn't. Okay?
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So, I want you back in...
Mom said.
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Oh. Mom said.
Honey, I'm sorry.
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We don't have time to change,
okay? I'm so... He was sad.
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Well, he can't keep going
to school like that, okay?
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Kids are going to
think he's a freak.
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How's he going to
make any friends?
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Now, I knew kids like that
when I was at school.
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Once you're a freak,
you're always a freak.
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I get it. Believe me, I know. I deal
with this every single day, okay?
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I've tried bribing him,
pleading with him,
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the bugs, buying him bugs,
and cookies, and food, and...
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I'm sorry. Okay?
Okay.
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I just want to get him out
of that thing, that's all.
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I do, too.
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I love you.
I love you, too.
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Oh, wait. Honey, you know, maybe
the Lessings will have some ideas.
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The Lessings.
Is that tonight?
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Yeah, it's tonight. I told you
yesterday. They're really good people.
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They have a son
with Asperger's.
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All right. Well, it's
not dinner, is it? No.
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You remember that time we went
over there and they made dinner?
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Yeah, like...
They didn't preheat the oven
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until we'd been there for
like, three-and-a-half hours.
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It was awful, I know.
It was unconscionable.
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I felt like I was
being held captive.
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I can't do that again.
Honey, say goodbye.
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Goodbye.
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To your son.
I know.
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Goodbye, buddy, I love you.
(KNOCKING ON CAR WINDOW)
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I love you so much, babe.
See you.
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I love you, too.
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Hey, you know, we don't even know
for sure that he has Asperger's.
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I know.
He's not the Lessing kid.
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I know.
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That was terrific.
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(JASMINE CLEARS THROAT)
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So... It's been
a while, Crosby.
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Yeah, like, uh, five years
and nine months awhile.
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I guess.
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I have... I hate
to ask you this,
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but, um, you're sure
that he's mine, yeah?
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, I'm...
I'm pretty sure.
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You didn't have, like, relations with
anyone else during that same period?
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He's yours.
Okay.
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Well, hey, if you guys are in town
again, you know, we should do this again.
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Well, um...
(CLEARS THROAT)
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Actually, we moved back.
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You... Really?
Yeah.
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Really?
Yeah.
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'Cause in your e-mail you said
that you were just coming to town.
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Not that you had
moved back with my kid.
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Maybe you don't remember
that I called you,
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many times.
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Crosby, Jabbar is
starting to get to that age
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where he's asking
about his dad.
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I would love it
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if the two of you
developed a relationship.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah?
Yeah, absolutely.
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Maybe you guys can get together
an afternoon this weekend?
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This weekend?
Yeah.
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The one coming up,
this weekend?
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Yeah, that one.
Yeah, um...
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Man, that sounds
really good, but, um,
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I'm actually going
out of town this weekend.
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Oh.
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What?
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Nothing.
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Hmm.
Dad!
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Well, honey, I mean, you didn't
move all the way back to Berkeley
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to serve up a bunch of
whiskey sours to alcoholics.
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You should be on the other
side of that equation.
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Okay, I should be
an alcoholic?
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No!
No.
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You should be an executive. (GASPS) Oh.
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Come on, Zeek,
leave her alone.
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She loves bartending.
Right, sweetie?
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Yes, Mother,
it completes me.
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Well, never mind. You
raised two kids on it.
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SARAH: Mmm.
CAMILLE: It's a good living.
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You should be
in advertising and PR.
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I mean, come on, you did all
of the marketing and design
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for your ex-husband's band.
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If he hadn't thrown his
career in the toilet, he'd...
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CAMILLE: Zeek, come on,
leave her alone.
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Sarah knows what
she's capable of.
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What's that
supposed to mean?
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Um, that you know yourself.
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And my limits? (STUTTERING)
I meant it in a good way.
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Let me tell the two
of you something,
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it's not too late to learn some
parenting skills, okay, both of you.
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(LAUGHS) You can take
a class, read a book.
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Well, here's something.
No, this is a good one.
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"Assistant to creative
executive at Pantheon Design.
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"Someone understands the
ad industry. Self-starter."
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I mean that has got Sarah
Braverman written all over it.
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Get down there.
Dad, I'm pretty sure
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they're not looking for
a 38-year-old single mom
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who's been a bartender
for 10 years.
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They're looking for a brilliant
designer, cheap. That's you. Submit.
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SARAH: I can't do anything
with you standing there.
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Why not?
Because you're hovering.
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I'm not hovering.
Yeah, you hover.
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I don't hover. This is not
hovering, I'm way over...
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This is hovering, like
this. Get going now.
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(BELL RINGING)
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(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
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AMBER: Excuse me.
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Hey. Are you new?
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Um, yeah.
I just moved to town.
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Amber Holt?
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Yeah?
I'm Principal Gomez.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Um...
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Can we step outside
for a second?
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We've reviewed your transfer files
from your previous school in Fresno,
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which indicate you don't have enough
credits to qualify as a junior.
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What? We think you'll be more successful
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starting here at
Roosevelt as a sophomore.
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You're...
You're holding me back?
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Well, I wouldn't
look at it like that.
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No. No.
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I'm sorry. There's no
way. Absolutely not.
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I'm not gonna spend another
year of my life here.
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I can't be older
than everybody else.
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Look, please, please
just give me a chance.
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I'm really sorry, Amber. There's
really no other choice here.
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(SIGHS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
ZEEK: Hey, Son.
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Dad?
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Bad time?
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Never.
Great.
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So, how's the big
re-org coming?
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Well, Dad, they don't
call it a re-org.
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The company's expanding.
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What do you need? Do you
need some new sneakers?
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No, I just came here to visit my son
for no other reason than to visit my son.
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You got these in a 12?
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I will call
the warehouse.
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You remember the work
that your sister, Sarah,
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did for her ex-husband,
Seth's, rock band?
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Man, I hated that guy.
Did you like him?
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Well, that was
a while ago.
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Well, she did all
the CD covers, Adam,
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all the posters
for the concerts.
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Remember the one she did
with the doves and the stars?
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That was dynamite.
Yeah.
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Better than good.
Yeah. Uh-huh.
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Anyway, she and I went on this
Chuck's List the other day.
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Craig's List.
Yeah.
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So we saw this thing on the
Pantheon Design website thingy
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and I remembered that they did
some work for you once, right?
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Uh-huh. Yeah, the fellow's
name is Edwin Chung.
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You know him?
No.
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I reckon he's a Chinese
fellow. I don't know him.
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What would be great is if you'd
call him on your sister's behalf,
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your new friend Edwin,
and, you know...
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Dad, Pantheon
is a huge house.
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People are dying
to work there.
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Look, Sarah's been working
in a bar the last 15 years.
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Come on, Adam. She's your
sister. I wouldn't want her to...
239
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I mean, call, huh?
What's the problem?
240
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:19,768
Okay. All right,
I'll call him.
241
00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:20,931
Good.
242
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,797
Anything else?
243
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:24,867
How's my grandson doing?
What's the plan?
244
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,741
I don't know. I don't
know. I don't know.
245
00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:30,873
Well, sonny, you got
to have a plan, kid.
246
00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:32,709
You can do it.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
247
00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:34,252
It's just a plan.
248
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,981
Hey, let's get some shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
249
00:12:40,126 --> 00:12:42,321
JULIA: Hey, Joel, did
you, um, pre-heat the oven?
250
00:12:42,394 --> 00:12:45,295
'Cause we have to make
cookies for the fundraiser.
251
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,558
Sydney?
252
00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:52,331
Hello.
Hi. You must be Julia!
253
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:54,304
JOEL: You're here!
I live here.
254
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:55,863
This is Racquel!
Hi.
255
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,000
Hi. Racquel is co-chairing
the fundraiser with me.
256
00:12:58,077 --> 00:13:01,240
Mmm-hmm. (STAMMERING) We're
wrapping and we're baking.
257
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:02,712
Yeah, well,
the school needs money.
258
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,977
And you know what gets
hit first. It's the arts.
259
00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:07,348
I mean, you know that the fourth
and fifth grade orchestra program
260
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:08,909
is just the tip
of the iceberg.
261
00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:10,046
Wow.
262
00:13:10,222 --> 00:13:12,850
Oh, the preservatives in
those things are terrible.
263
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:16,725
Oh, yeah. No, normally
I bake them from scratch.
264
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,128
Oh, yeah, we do a ton
of baking around here.
265
00:13:19,198 --> 00:13:22,759
We had a most amazing time
making cookies. Didn't we, girls?
266
00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:23,961
SYDNEY: Oh, yeah!
HARMONY: They're delicious!
267
00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,333
Mmm-hmm.
Hi.
268
00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:26,598
Hi!
Oh, hey,
269
00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:28,162
Joelskies tells me
you're a lawyer.
270
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:31,933
Joelskies is correct.
271
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,478
Yeah, I am. Thanks.
RACQUEL: That's great!
272
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,980
There's a dad in Mrs.
Abramar's class who's a lawyer.
273
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:39,211
He sold 20 books of raffle
tickets in one afternoon.
274
00:13:39,285 --> 00:13:41,776
Here, I'm going to give you
10, you know, just to start out?
275
00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:42,980
You know, I'm going to
say hi to my daughter.
276
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:44,784
Oh, no, you know what,
we're going.
277
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,085
No, come on, Harmony!
278
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,092
Honey, we're going. We're going
to let Sydney see her mommy.
279
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,525
She hardly ever
gets to see her.
280
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,790
Don't forget your
worry beads, sweetheart.
281
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,689
We're Buddhists.
282
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,630
Here you go.
Okay. We're going.
283
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,566
Joel. Oh.
Hey.
284
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:58,796
You are so amazing.
285
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:00,532
Oh. Alrighty.
286
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,531
And, Sydney, sweetheart,
I'll see you tomorrow.
287
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,736
(SPEAKING MANDARIN)
288
00:14:05,878 --> 00:14:07,175
Oh!
(JOEL CHUCKLES)
289
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:09,146
I just said, "I love you"
to her in Mandarin.
290
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,115
And she said,
"I love you, too."
291
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:12,241
Aw, eat you up.
292
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:13,649
(CHUCKLES)
293
00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:16,888
Alrighty, girls.
ALL: Bye.
294
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,821
See ya, girls.
RACQUEL: Bye.
295
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:19,983
Hey.
Hi.
296
00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,254
Your life is about
to change forever.
297
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,592
It's all about accepting,
not resisting.
298
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:25,891
If you put in the work,
they'll do great.
299
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:27,933
Noel is doing fantastic.
(NOEL GROWLS)
300
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,163
Well, Max hasn't even
been diagnosed yet.
301
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,728
So we're not even sure if
he has Asperger's. Mmm-mmm.
302
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,296
SUZE: Well,
denial is very common.
303
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,671
So, what have you
guys done so far?
304
00:14:36,742 --> 00:14:38,835
Have you changed
Max's diet yet?
305
00:14:38,911 --> 00:14:40,606
Uh...
We need to change his diet?
306
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:43,876
Oh, God, yes. Gluten free, no
wheat, no sugar, no chemicals.
307
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,109
Casein-free, too.
What's a casein?
308
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:47,175
I don't know. We have a
nutritionist that you are gonna love.
309
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,515
Philly, get the cards.
Okay.
310
00:14:48,587 --> 00:14:51,283
Good. You're also gonna
need an OT and a PT.
311
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:52,847
A PT? I don't know
what a PT is.
312
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:54,552
A PT is a physical therapist. Oh.
313
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:58,324
Thank you, lover. Colored index
cards. They're a life saver.
314
00:14:58,397 --> 00:14:59,864
There is so much
to keep track of.
315
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,957
SUZE: Oh, our entire
lives are on these cards.
316
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:05,026
Red is diet. Yellow is
therapies. Green is meds.
317
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,368
Blue is aides and respite.
Don't forget about pink.
318
00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:10,067
Oh, my God.
Pink is our sex life.
319
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:11,200
If we didn't have
a card for it,
320
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,541
it would go straight into the crapper
with everything that's going on.
321
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,978
Hey, isn't it Tuesday?
(LAUGHS) My God, he's an animal.
322
00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:18,710
Um, eventually you're
gonna need an in-house aide.
323
00:15:18,784 --> 00:15:19,808
Oh, and a behaviorist.
324
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,614
A what? I don't... What's a
behaviorist? I've never heard...
325
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:25,589
SUZE: A behavioral therapist. A great
behavioral therapist will change Max's life.
326
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,559
Oh, they say Dr. Pelikan is
the best, a miracle worker.
327
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:29,685
Behaviorist?
(LOUD GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING)
328
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,230
PHIL: Mmm-hmm. So, uh, he
works at changing behavior.
329
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,356
(STAMMERING)
That could be good.
330
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,457
That could help Max maybe
get out of his pirate costume?
331
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,126
Forget about Pelikan.
Pelikan's a... Why?
332
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:40,262
Because no one gets in to see
Pelikan. He's an elusive ass.
333
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,307
He's like the Bob Dylan
of Autism.
334
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,535
Oh. You know what? I
want to give this a shot.
335
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,545
I may have some connections.
So, how do you spell that? P-E-L?
336
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,444
SUZE: Pelikan.
BOTH: Like the bird.
337
00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,982
But with a K.
338
00:15:51,483 --> 00:15:52,950
PHIL: We made dinner.
Stay for dinner.
339
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,747
Stay for dinner, we already
made... Well, we didn't make it.
340
00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,117
We haven't made it. Oh,
no, really, we have to...
341
00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:57,212
I gotta
pre-heat the oven.
342
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,189
But it's gluten-free pasta.
It's really good.
343
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:00,816
It's actually good. You
should get used to it.
344
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,520
No. No, no, no. No, no,
no, no, no, no. We really...
345
00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:04,084
Nonsense. You're part of
the family now. We're so...
346
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:05,391
Welcome.
Welcome.
347
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:06,488
Welcome to the family.
348
00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,965
We're happy to have you.
Sit down!
349
00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,041
Okay, I sent it.
350
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,636
Can you believe
I got an interview?
351
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,773
(COMPUTER DINGS) That's
fantastic. I got your e-mail.
352
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:24,873
Oh, and?
353
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:27,911
It's a little...
354
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:31,218
(STAMMERING) I thought I was being
hot corporate. What do they want?
355
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,782
You need to go
in there and say,
356
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,850
"Here I am. I'm the only one
that could do this job."
357
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,691
Well, that's a lie. Everyone
else could do this job but me.
358
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:38,821
I'm not even qualified.
359
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:41,297
Well, that's probably not the best
attitude. You need to spin a little.
360
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:43,858
I can't spin.
I lost my spin.
361
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,198
I don't know
how to spin.
362
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,294
MALE ASSOCIATE: Great,
thanks. May I spin?
363
00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,566
Please.
You're a great artist.
364
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,766
You've been unavailable for
a while, so you're a find.
365
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,866
You've been doing
other things.
366
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,069
Checking my ex-husband
into rehab.
367
00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:53,372
Now you're back
in the East Bay
368
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:54,878
and you're ready to pick
up where you left off.
369
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,881
To move in with my parents
at an inappropriate age.
370
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,041
You're not helping.
371
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,517
I just can't see
really getting this job.
372
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,144
They called you,
didn't they?
373
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,313
I know.
374
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,755
That's the amazing thing. All I did
was send my work and they called.
375
00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:08,588
Well, that's because they see
your talent. That's step one.
376
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:11,720
Step two is you look this
guy in the eye and you say,
377
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,163
"I am going to blow
your frigging mind."
378
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:18,169
(LAUGHS) That sounds good when
you say it. Did you get that one?
379
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,134
I think we're in
the wrong store.
380
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,106
Oh. Crap.
381
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,005
What do you think?
382
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:31,511
Okay, you don't like it. I
have others, let me try them on.
383
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:35,212
Wait, no... No. No, no, no,
no, Katie, Katie, listen. Um...
384
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:38,021
I don't know if it's going
to work out this weekend.
385
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:39,421
What?
I know...
386
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:42,016
(STAMMERING)
What could have come up?
387
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:45,960
Well, it's kind of
a big deal.
388
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:48,795
I don't know if I want
to go into it right now.
389
00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,836
Crosby, if you're back
with that bimbo waitress,
390
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,270
Brandy, or that pseudo-activist...
Okay, honey, honey.
391
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:56,569
...waify actress person.
I'm not back with anyone.
392
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,542
Just tell me
the truth.
393
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:01,437
Okay.
394
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,037
(CLEARS THROAT)
395
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:04,607
Okay.
396
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:06,678
(SIGHS)
397
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,488
We think Max
has Asperger's.
398
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:12,615
What?
399
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,852
Adam and Kristina are
just finding out about it
400
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,191
and I feel like I should
stick around this weekend,
401
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:21,358
to be there for Adam and
Kristina, and the little guy.
402
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:30,036
That's amazing to hear
you talk like that.
403
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:35,212
You're going to be an
amazing father one day.
404
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,648
Oh, come here. Mmm.
405
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:42,581
I totally understand if you
need to postpone the weekend.
406
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,820
You know, it's not
in stone, though.
407
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,454
And we should probably
keep that option open.
408
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,588
(LAUGHS)
409
00:18:53,398 --> 00:18:57,266
Did you know a cockroach can
hold its breath for 40 minutes?
410
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:58,667
Fascinating.
411
00:18:58,737 --> 00:19:01,137
All right, Max, I want
you to put Charlie away.
412
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,264
It's dinner time.
413
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,901
A cockroach can live a
month without its head.
414
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,002
Okay, seriously, I'm...
415
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,807
I don't have an appetite
now. Haddie, it's fine.
416
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,041
It's not that
big of a deal.
417
00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:14,779
All right, you know what,
Max, please eat your food.
418
00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,616
Leave the cockroach alone.
I don't like it.
419
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,986
Well, how do you know you don't
like it if you've never tried it?
420
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:20,820
It's not one of his foods.
Hey, Max, sweetheart,
421
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,659
you know, maybe you could earn some
TV time tonight by trying your food?
422
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,129
I get TV after
dinner anyway.
423
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,995
If you don't eat your dinner
then you won't get TV time.
424
00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,158
KRISTINA: Sweetheart.
MAX: That's not fair.
425
00:19:29,234 --> 00:19:31,896
The rules are I get an hour of TV time
after dinner. The book says we should
426
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,062
frame things through
reward, not punishment.
427
00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:35,129
Those are the rules... No, he's
saying he already gets TV anyway.
428
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:37,232
That is my time for
the TV. It's not fair.
429
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,573
Maybe you guys could
give him extra time.
430
00:19:39,645 --> 00:19:40,771
ADAM: Yeah, how about
that, Max? I get my TV.
431
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:41,870
That's a good idea.
How about
432
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,541
if you try your food, you'll
get extra TV time. How much?
433
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:45,640
An hour.
Five minutes.
434
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:47,947
What your mother said,
five minutes. Forget it.
435
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,282
Per bite.
436
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,458
Two, three,
four, five, six.
437
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:58,259
Seven, eight,
nine, ten...
438
00:19:58,330 --> 00:20:01,993
Eleven, twelve. That's
an hour. Right? You said.
439
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:03,659
Yup.
440
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,930
Wait, Max,
you have to sit down
441
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,528
until we're finished
with our meal.
442
00:20:07,606 --> 00:20:09,369
Why? I already earned
my TV time.
443
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:10,965
(CHUCKLES)
(SIGHS)
444
00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:13,904
That worked out well.
Shut up, sweetie.
445
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:21,386
I have e-mailed everyone I know looking
for a connection with Dr. Pelikan.
446
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:24,653
It's like trying
to meet the Pope.
447
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,021
There's got to be
somebody else.
448
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,254
(FOOTSTEPS PATTERING)
449
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:30,818
(SIGHS)
(POSSUM CHITTERS)
450
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,023
Arrogant son of a bitch!
451
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,637
(POSSUM SCREECHING)
452
00:21:09,901 --> 00:21:12,131
What?
I found this in the back.
453
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,329
And?
454
00:21:13,405 --> 00:21:15,635
And, is it yours?
455
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,802
No.
You sure?
456
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:19,002
Haddie!
No!
457
00:21:19,077 --> 00:21:21,409
I swear to God, if you're lying
to us right now... Don't lie.
458
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,449
Do not lie to me, you are digging
yourself a very, very, very deep hole.
459
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:26,108
It'd be the worst thing
you could do.
460
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:29,210
You guys,
this is not mine.
461
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:32,887
No?
No!
462
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,391
No? 100%?
463
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,890
Yeah. Yeah.
KRISTINA: Positive?
464
00:21:37,996 --> 00:21:39,054
All right.
(EXHALES) Okay.
465
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,099
But it feels good that
you trust your daughter.
466
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:42,326
Sorry.
467
00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:43,659
Yeah.
468
00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:48,536
EDWIN: Wow,
you did this in 1990?
469
00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:52,333
SARAH: Yeah, you were
probably in grade school.
470
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,008
Pre-school, actually.
471
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,105
Oh, wow,
that's depressing.
472
00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:59,412
For me, I mean,
for me, not for you.
473
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:01,850
For you, look at you,
it's... You're doing great.
474
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,650
Uh, so, what have you
been doing all these years?
475
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,281
Well, I thought
you might ask that.
476
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:11,489
Um, I've just been focusing
on my family, I guess.
477
00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:12,723
I have two kids.
Oh.
478
00:22:12,798 --> 00:22:15,528
No, that's wonderful.
Not if you know them.
479
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,158
I'm just kidding, they're
great. I love them.
480
00:22:17,235 --> 00:22:18,930
(CHUCKLES) No,
what I meant to say is,
481
00:22:19,004 --> 00:22:21,837
that it's an honorable choice to
choose your family over career.
482
00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:24,398
Yeah, I just moved
to Berkeley
483
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,637
and this might
sound lame,
484
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:29,203
but I'm ready to
make a fresh start.
485
00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:32,744
And if you give me
this chance,
486
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:36,043
I know I can blow
your freaking mind.
487
00:22:37,122 --> 00:22:38,589
(GAGS) My sister
told me to say that.
488
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,522
That sounded so stupid,
I'm really sorry.
489
00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:43,254
That's okay, that's okay. Now, tell me
about this. What am I looking at here?
490
00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:47,025
Okay, so, um, my
ex-husband was in a band,
491
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:49,363
and, uh, it was pretty
successful and I started doing
492
00:22:49,434 --> 00:22:52,096
all their posters
and stuff.
493
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:54,604
And then I worked
for another band
494
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,608
and word got out to
some restaurants, so...
495
00:22:57,676 --> 00:23:02,204
Right. Well, I gotta be honest with
you, Sarah. Your work is phenomenal.
496
00:23:03,415 --> 00:23:04,814
Wow.
Really?
497
00:23:05,617 --> 00:23:07,710
I love these. It's hip
without trying to be hip.
498
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:09,253
It's fresh, fun.
499
00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:13,155
Now, you saw the range that we're
talking of for starting salary?
500
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,523
The money? Yeah,
it would be fine.
501
00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:19,030
Good, good. Um,
you'll be reporting to me.
502
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,495
Is that going
to be a problem?
503
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:24,000
Just in terms of the...
504
00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:25,536
'Cause I'm so old?
That I'm so young.
505
00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:26,662
No, that I'm so old.
506
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:28,035
Oh, no, that's...
507
00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:30,597
No, no, that's fine.
I can take a note
508
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:32,905
from a whippersnapper
like you.
509
00:23:33,478 --> 00:23:35,139
I... No, it wouldn't
be any problem.
510
00:23:35,213 --> 00:23:37,647
Good, good, all right.
That's good.
511
00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:42,185
I really want this job.
512
00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:50,624
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
513
00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:00,862
Hi.
Hey, you're a hot mom.
514
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:01,963
(CHUCKLING)
515
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,439
Hi.
Hi.
516
00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:05,203
Oh. Where's Sydney?
517
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,108
Uh, she's not here.
What?
518
00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,545
She's on her way. She's in a
car with Racquel and Harmony.
519
00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,081
Racquel? Why?
520
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:15,644
Mandarin class ran over and they
needed somebody to claim a table.
521
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,347
It's gonna be
a pretty big group.
522
00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:18,446
Oh.
523
00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:20,883
Yes?
524
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:22,893
I moved three meetings
and jockeyed through traffic
525
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:27,694
to have 21 minutes with my daughter
and she's in a car with Racquel.
526
00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:30,592
I'll text her.
No,
527
00:24:30,669 --> 00:24:32,603
she's an insane driver.
Don't text her.
528
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:34,104
Oh, Julia.
529
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,601
She is.
Oh, God, Jules,
530
00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:39,906
I know you think Racquel
is intense, and she is.
531
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,843
But she's a great mom.
532
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:43,941
Good. That's
great to hear.
533
00:24:44,015 --> 00:24:45,607
Considering.
SYDNEY: Mommy!
534
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:48,983
Hi, Syd! Okay,
I have 18 minutes.
535
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,851
I'm spending them
with my daughter. Okay.
536
00:24:50,922 --> 00:24:51,946
Hi, baby. Come here.
537
00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:53,547
Hi!
Hey.
538
00:24:53,625 --> 00:24:55,593
RACQUEL: You missed the most
amazing class. JOEL: Yeah?
539
00:24:57,696 --> 00:25:01,632
So, you drove all the way
from downtown to ask me this?
540
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:03,691
Could you just answer me?
541
00:25:04,135 --> 00:25:05,625
No, it's not my pot.
542
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:07,569
Are you sure?
Yeah. Well, hey,
543
00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:09,402
you know, I haven't
smoked that stuff in years.
544
00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:12,204
And what the hell were you doing out in
the middle of the night, weed-whacking?
545
00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:13,608
I've got something
in my house.
546
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:16,010
It's a possum,
rat, raccoon,
547
00:25:16,081 --> 00:25:17,105
I don't know,
something.
548
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,979
Call an exterminator.
549
00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:20,342
It's personal.
550
00:25:20,418 --> 00:25:21,476
Personal?
Yeah.
551
00:25:21,553 --> 00:25:24,147
Every night, he's up on the
roof making noise right above us.
552
00:25:24,222 --> 00:25:28,420
And it just feels like it's
deliberate, like he's mocking me.
553
00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:30,791
I got to get rid of it. I got to
get it out of the house, that's all.
554
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:33,956
Well, sonny, you know it
could be something else.
555
00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,698
Like what, a weasel?
Weasel?
556
00:25:36,768 --> 00:25:38,429
No, psychological,
it could be...
557
00:25:38,503 --> 00:25:40,664
It's not psychological.
...something you're manifesting.
558
00:25:40,739 --> 00:25:42,104
I'm not manifesting
anything. Okay?
559
00:25:42,173 --> 00:25:44,641
Well, you're certainly kind
of resistant to the idea.
560
00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:45,937
Hey.
Hey, Adam.
561
00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:47,672
Perfect, Mom just
made carrot cake.
562
00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:49,008
Oh, good.
563
00:25:49,648 --> 00:25:50,774
Psychological.
564
00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,316
Pop, carrot cake?
565
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:53,851
Uh, yeah,
maybe in a little bit.
566
00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:55,181
Got a little more
work to do.
567
00:25:55,253 --> 00:25:56,277
Wouldn't want to help,
would you?
568
00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:57,753
Okay, yeah, earn it.
Yeah.
569
00:25:57,822 --> 00:25:59,255
Yeah, make sure you earn it. Yeah.
570
00:25:59,324 --> 00:26:01,656
Did you ditch a bag
of weed in my yard?
571
00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:03,216
Are you crazy?
572
00:26:03,795 --> 00:26:06,491
Just asking a question.
Hmm, by the way,
573
00:26:07,165 --> 00:26:09,258
I need you to cover
for me with Katie.
574
00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:10,824
I told her Max
has Asperger's
575
00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:13,462
and that's why I can't go
away with her this weekend.
576
00:26:13,538 --> 00:26:15,472
You used Max's Asperger's
as an excuse?
577
00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:16,598
Yeah, I'm double booked.
578
00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:19,235
I'm supposed to go with Katie
to this incredible spa in Napa,
579
00:26:19,311 --> 00:26:21,643
and then Jasmine asked me
if I can bond with Jabbar.
580
00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:24,739
So you're deciding whether or
not to go to some spa with Katie
581
00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:27,216
or spend time with your son that
you've met twice in your life.
582
00:26:27,285 --> 00:26:29,185
If you saw the lingerie
she bought for this trip,
583
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,312
you'd understand
the dilemma.
584
00:26:30,388 --> 00:26:32,515
Hey, jackass,
you have a son, okay.
585
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,525
You need to man up, take
care of your responsibilities.
586
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:37,994
Mmm, you comfortable up there on
your high horse, looking down on me?
587
00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:40,190
My life's
complicated, Adam.
588
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:45,770
Mmm, listen, by the way, that guy that
you e-mailed me about, Dr. Pelikan?
589
00:26:46,504 --> 00:26:47,903
I got an in.
590
00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:50,198
You?
Yeah, me, I have an in.
591
00:26:50,275 --> 00:26:53,733
Can you imagine?
Katie's mom did him
592
00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:56,443
at some new age retreat
back in the '70s.
593
00:26:56,514 --> 00:26:57,947
Slow down. What?
594
00:26:58,016 --> 00:27:01,975
Katie's mom did him at
Esalen in 1973. Uh-huh.
595
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,917
Okay?
And this helps me how?
596
00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:05,957
He has a cancellation
this afternoon.
597
00:27:06,024 --> 00:27:07,116
He has
a cancellation today,
598
00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:08,750
why did you wait so long
to tell me about this?
599
00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:10,920
Well, uh, sorry that
I wanted to talk to you
600
00:27:10,996 --> 00:27:12,293
for five seconds
about my life.
601
00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:14,559
I gotta go, okay. This guy's
impossible to see, thank you.
602
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:16,931
Oh, great,
thanks for your time.
603
00:27:17,602 --> 00:27:18,728
It's really
generous of you.
604
00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:19,827
I don't want to go.
605
00:27:19,904 --> 00:27:21,371
Look, Max,
we're jumping over
606
00:27:21,439 --> 00:27:23,066
an 18-month waiting list
here, okay? We have to go.
607
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,540
Honey, he doesn't know
what a waiting list is.
608
00:27:24,609 --> 00:27:26,668
This guy's the Bob Dylan of Asperger's.
609
00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:29,578
Bob Dylan never had a number
one record. He's a genius.
610
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:32,014
Then how come he never had a
number one hit record on Billboard?
611
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:34,677
The Beatles had 20 number
one hit records. Uh-huh.
612
00:27:34,753 --> 00:27:37,551
Michael Jackson had 13.
The Bee Gees had nine.
613
00:27:37,622 --> 00:27:40,113
Well, maybe try not to compare
Bob Dylan to the Bee Gees.
614
00:27:40,191 --> 00:27:41,886
And we have to go.
615
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:43,527
Hey, turn the TV back on.
616
00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:44,994
We have to go, Max, come on. No way.
617
00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:46,963
Okay, right now, we have to do this. No!
618
00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:48,363
Max. Put your shoes on.
Max!
619
00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:50,492
Max! This guy can't
help you unless we go.
620
00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:52,468
Not that you need help. You
need to go. Yes, he does.
621
00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:53,868
Adam, I don't want him
to think that he...
622
00:27:53,938 --> 00:27:56,270
Kristina, we need to make this
appointment, okay! I understand that.
623
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:58,275
Turn the TV back on.
No way.
624
00:27:58,343 --> 00:28:00,038
Hey.
What? What?
625
00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:05,274
Um, it was mine.
The pot. It was mine.
626
00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:06,675
Um...
627
00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:08,881
I just couldn't
sleep last night.
628
00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:10,318
And I felt like
I had to tell you.
629
00:28:10,388 --> 00:28:13,289
So, a couple of friends
and I chipped in.
630
00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:16,623
But do not ask me who because
I'm not going to tell you.
631
00:28:16,828 --> 00:28:18,125
But, I thought
it was stupid.
632
00:28:18,196 --> 00:28:20,528
And I'm not going
to do it again.
633
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:22,925
Okay?
634
00:28:28,306 --> 00:28:31,571
Sorry for not being the
girl that you thought I was.
635
00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:34,403
Okay.
636
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,813
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
637
00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:46,083
Hello? Sarah, hi. It's
Edwin Chung. How are you?
638
00:28:46,157 --> 00:28:47,784
Oh, hi, I'm good.
How are you?
639
00:28:47,859 --> 00:28:49,690
Good. Do you have a second?
640
00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:52,286
Yeah, sure, that was
really fun today.
641
00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:56,690
Listen, I am so sorry, unfortunately,
it's not going to work out.
642
00:28:58,603 --> 00:29:00,730
Oh. Yeah, I think you're great. I do.
643
00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:01,930
And I was
fighting for you.
644
00:29:02,006 --> 00:29:04,873
But my bosses just won't hire
anyone without a college degree.
645
00:29:05,877 --> 00:29:07,606
In any case, I wanted
to call you personally
646
00:29:07,679 --> 00:29:09,271
to let you know
how sorry I am.
647
00:29:09,347 --> 00:29:10,814
Right, sure.
648
00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:13,783
Oh, and my bosses wanted me to
make sure to thank your brother,
649
00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:15,820
Adam Braverman,
at T and S Footwear.
650
00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:18,947
(STAMMERING) Yeah, but
why did... Do you know him?
651
00:29:19,023 --> 00:29:22,550
Yeah, that's why you were
brought in. I thought you knew.
652
00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:24,355
Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah,
right, of course.
653
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,090
No, no, that's right,
I forgot.
654
00:29:26,164 --> 00:29:27,688
I will. I'll definitely
say hi to him.
655
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,825
Thanks. Okay,
thanks so much.
656
00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:31,129
Bye-bye.
657
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:35,264
How was school?
658
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:36,739
Can we just go, please?
Oh, God.
659
00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:38,901
Can you just not give me
this attitude? Not today.
660
00:29:38,977 --> 00:29:41,241
Can you just drive the car,
please? Yes, I can drive the car.
661
00:29:41,312 --> 00:29:42,370
I just want
to tell you...
662
00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,711
Can we please not do this? Remind
you that this is not a punishment.
663
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:45,807
All you do is be
negative and complain...
664
00:29:45,884 --> 00:29:47,283
Please,
respect my opinion.
665
00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:49,013
I don't want to do this.
...and get your cousin arrested.
666
00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:52,352
Okay. Yeah, and that was my
fault. It wasn't. I'm serious.
667
00:29:52,423 --> 00:29:54,948
Listen to me, please!
I didn't smoke pot.
668
00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:57,859
And I didn't give any to her and
I didn't encourage her to smoke it.
669
00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,294
But you don't
believe me, ever.
670
00:29:59,364 --> 00:30:01,229
You didn't even listen.
And as for this school,
671
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:04,928
I'm really glad that you sent me
here because they're holding me back.
672
00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:06,163
What?
Yeah, I got held back.
673
00:30:06,237 --> 00:30:07,829
I'm gonna have to do
10th grade all over again.
674
00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:09,897
So, thanks a lot
for making me go here.
675
00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:11,305
What? What are you
talking about?
676
00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:12,934
They're making me do
10th grade over again
677
00:30:13,011 --> 00:30:15,036
because they didn't like my
transcripts from Fresno. Who is?
678
00:30:15,113 --> 00:30:16,546
I don't know. I don't know. I just...
679
00:30:16,614 --> 00:30:18,138
Who said that?
I'm taking the bus.
680
00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:19,740
Amber, come on.
681
00:30:24,422 --> 00:30:25,616
(SIGHS)
682
00:30:26,691 --> 00:30:28,784
PELIKAN:
We're out of here.
683
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,085
MAX: Whoops.
684
00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:31,560
PELIKAN: Well,
Max did just great.
685
00:30:31,629 --> 00:30:34,120
Max, how about you hang out
here, play a little with the toys
686
00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:36,497
and your mom and dad and I
will go talk for a few minutes.
687
00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:38,627
MAX: Okay. KRISTINA:
Bye-bye, love. Kisses.
688
00:30:47,545 --> 00:30:48,569
Well?
Well,
689
00:30:48,646 --> 00:30:51,774
Max is a wonderful boy.
690
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:54,614
He's smart. He's sweet.
He is very intelligent.
691
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:57,314
Okay, Doctor, I'm sorry to
interrupt, I don't want to be rude,
692
00:30:57,388 --> 00:30:59,618
but we just want to know.
I mean, does...
693
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:01,625
Do you think Max
has Asperger's?
694
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,921
Max is very
high functioning,
695
00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:05,758
but I do find
that Max's behaviors
696
00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:09,061
are consistent with
an Asperger's diagnosis.
697
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:16,671
Oh, my God.
698
00:31:16,741 --> 00:31:19,505
All right, uh... This
is fine. We're gonna...
699
00:31:19,577 --> 00:31:21,306
Look, we can
work through this.
700
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:23,006
This is not an
insurmountable problem. No.
701
00:31:23,081 --> 00:31:24,946
I think we should just
tackle this one by one.
702
00:31:25,016 --> 00:31:26,449
So, pirate costume...
703
00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:28,280
I think getting him out
of that thing is key.
704
00:31:28,353 --> 00:31:31,914
Well, I'm happy to help with
strategies for specific behaviors.
705
00:31:31,990 --> 00:31:34,959
I think that we should start with
more of a big picture conversation.
706
00:31:35,026 --> 00:31:37,085
Okay. I'm better with
practical stuff. Okay.
707
00:31:37,161 --> 00:31:38,924
See, now I just want to... We
gotta get moving on this. Adam.
708
00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:41,591
What? Can you please just let him talk?
709
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,100
He's sorry. Thanks.
Now, go for it.
710
00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:45,527
Okay.
711
00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:49,672
This isn't
a prison sentence.
712
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,436
I know. So, how long is
this going to take then?
713
00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:52,874
How long will
what take?
714
00:31:52,944 --> 00:31:55,003
Just to get him through this,
get him back on track.
715
00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:57,604
Okay, unfortunately, there
is no cure for Asperger's.
716
00:31:57,682 --> 00:32:01,641
It is a syndrome that he
will always have. Okay?
717
00:32:01,719 --> 00:32:03,016
(STAMMERING)
I don't understand.
718
00:32:03,087 --> 00:32:06,454
Sorry, what are we supposed to
do for him? I mean, I don't know.
719
00:32:06,524 --> 00:32:10,324
You will help to
uncover Max's gifts.
720
00:32:10,395 --> 00:32:12,989
You figure out
how he learns.
721
00:32:13,064 --> 00:32:15,464
You get as much support
for Max as possible.
722
00:32:15,533 --> 00:32:17,501
Quite honestly,
the research clearly shows
723
00:32:17,568 --> 00:32:20,765
the greatest barometer of success
for children with Asperger's
724
00:32:20,838 --> 00:32:22,863
is their
parents' involvement.
725
00:32:22,941 --> 00:32:25,341
Uh, okay.
All right, so,
726
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,174
just in case we can
never see you again,
727
00:32:28,246 --> 00:32:31,147
well, what do you suggest we do to
get him out of the pirate costume?
728
00:32:31,215 --> 00:32:35,117
So, the first step is not to
wrench Max out of his comfort zone.
729
00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:40,014
Okay, the first step is
to join Max where he is.
730
00:32:40,391 --> 00:32:42,586
And then,
when he's ready,
731
00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:44,753
you walk him
into the world.
732
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,905
And now, for the main
event of our evening,
733
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,469
I give you over to
my incredible co-chair.
734
00:33:02,547 --> 00:33:03,809
Does he clean up well,
or what?
735
00:33:03,881 --> 00:33:05,439
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
736
00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:08,883
Not only did Joel organize
most of this event himself,
737
00:33:08,953 --> 00:33:11,387
but he literally
built the platform
738
00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:15,358
that we are standing on right now
with his own two big man hands.
739
00:33:15,426 --> 00:33:17,189
(AUDIENCE WHOOPING)
(APPLAUDING)
740
00:33:18,363 --> 00:33:20,058
Who is this tramp?
741
00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,429
Racquel.
Are they, like, screwing?
742
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,297
No. What?
743
00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:27,167
I'd like to correct Racquel.
She is actually responsible
744
00:33:27,238 --> 00:33:30,537
for doing virtually almost everything
in getting tonight's event together.
745
00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:32,007
So, let's hear
it for Racquel.
746
00:33:32,076 --> 00:33:33,134
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
747
00:33:33,211 --> 00:33:36,840
You know, before the platform
collapses, could we get on with it?
748
00:33:36,914 --> 00:33:39,007
That's my father-in-law,
ladies and gentlemen.
749
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,380
CAMILLE: Down, boy.
ZEEK: Why do you do that?
750
00:33:40,451 --> 00:33:41,543
I'm actually not kidding.
751
00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:46,352
Okay, we are going to start with the
biggest auction item of the night.
752
00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:51,293
The highest bidder will go
home with a premium parking spot
753
00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:53,830
at Sycamore
for an entire year.
754
00:33:53,898 --> 00:33:56,628
Aw, sweet, that's mine. Yes, it
is. I want it. You and your child
755
00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:59,636
will receive the VIP experience
every morning starting tomorrow
756
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,831
for an entire school year
at Sycamore Charter.
757
00:34:01,906 --> 00:34:03,066
Aw.
JULIA: Wow!
758
00:34:03,141 --> 00:34:04,165
(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)
759
00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:05,504
Gorgeous.
760
00:34:06,077 --> 00:34:10,844
So, who here is ready to pay $300
for VIP parking at Sycamore Charter?
761
00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:15,249
$300 from the beautiful woman in
the back with the boisterous family.
762
00:34:15,319 --> 00:34:19,221
Do I hear $325?
(WHOOPING)
763
00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:20,587
MAN: Three twenty-five.
Three twenty-five.
764
00:34:20,658 --> 00:34:22,683
I have 325, do I hear
350? JULIA: Three-fifty.
765
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:25,422
Three-fifty. I have
$350. Do I hear 400?
766
00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:27,157
Do I have 400?
Four hundred in the back.
767
00:34:27,231 --> 00:34:29,461
Do I hear $450?
MAN: Four-fifty.
768
00:34:29,534 --> 00:34:31,968
$450. Who's going to give
me five? WOMAN: Right here.
769
00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:33,526
I have 500,
let's go six.
770
00:34:33,604 --> 00:34:35,538
Who's gonna give me six? $600? Six.
771
00:34:35,606 --> 00:34:39,167
$600 over there. Six
hundred, do I have 650?
772
00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,768
I have $600, going once... Ah!
773
00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:43,746
... going twice...
Seven hundred.
774
00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:46,283
$700! Seven, that's a...
775
00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:48,682
Wow, that's a Sycamore
Charter record right here.
776
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:52,120
$700 going once, going twice... Eight.
777
00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:55,751
CROSBY: There we go! We got a
cat fight. We got a cat fight.
778
00:34:55,827 --> 00:34:58,455
Eight hundred smackeroos.
Wow, that's...
779
00:34:58,529 --> 00:35:00,759
Nine.
$900!
780
00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,231
Okay, it's on.
781
00:35:02,300 --> 00:35:03,358
Make it a grand.
782
00:35:03,434 --> 00:35:05,334
Oh! Live it, baby!
783
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:07,428
$1000, US.
784
00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:09,029
Eleven.
Twelve.
785
00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:12,232
Fifteen!
$1500.
786
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:14,168
$1500, wow!
787
00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:15,678
What the hell
is wrong with her?
788
00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:17,145
I know,
she doesn't even work.
789
00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:19,115
ZEEK: She doesn't work?
790
00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:30,586
Which is a valid, such a
valid, wonderful choice,
791
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:37,458
(STAMMERING) that... You know, I did
an extra month of maternity leave.
792
00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:38,559
I took that.
793
00:35:38,636 --> 00:35:42,402
Excellent. It's 1500
going once, going twice.
794
00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:46,569
Let's make it 1920 in honor of the
year women won the right to vote.
795
00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:47,702
Solidarity.
796
00:35:47,778 --> 00:35:50,804
Sold. Great, ladies,
thank you so much.
797
00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:53,373
That's a great way to
start off the evening here.
798
00:35:53,451 --> 00:35:54,884
CROSBY: I'm sorry, uh-oh.
799
00:35:54,952 --> 00:35:55,976
You can see that
from space.
800
00:35:56,053 --> 00:35:57,611
I know. I know.
801
00:35:57,688 --> 00:36:00,589
It's gonna take me months to
work overtime paying that off.
802
00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:02,250
At least
you have a job.
803
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:03,884
Well, I heard your
interview went well. Mmm-hmm.
804
00:36:03,961 --> 00:36:05,485
I guess.
I didn't get it.
805
00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:06,757
JULIA: Really?
What? Why?
806
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:09,857
And Adam, next time you help
me, maybe you could let me know.
807
00:36:09,934 --> 00:36:12,266
I actually thought I got
that interview by myself,
808
00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:14,736
and then I found out
I didn't.
809
00:36:14,805 --> 00:36:16,500
Listen, Sarah, Dad thought
it would be a good idea.
810
00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:18,735
Really, that's what you're
using? What are you, 40?
811
00:36:18,809 --> 00:36:20,276
And Dad thought it was a
good idea. ADAM: Oh, hold on.
812
00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:22,073
CROSBY: Oh, the gloves are off
now. That's a terrible reason.
813
00:36:22,146 --> 00:36:23,170
I was doing you
a favor, okay?
814
00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:24,407
Okay. Sorry I didn't
tell you, all right?
815
00:36:24,482 --> 00:36:25,744
Okay. Okay. I should
have told you. I'm sorry.
816
00:36:25,816 --> 00:36:28,910
Thank you. Hey, how did
your meeting go with Max?
817
00:36:29,086 --> 00:36:31,577
You... It's okay.
You can tell them.
818
00:36:31,889 --> 00:36:34,414
It's official.
Max has Asperger's.
819
00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:38,286
Hey.
820
00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:39,989
CROSBY: Sorry about that. Yeah.
821
00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:42,555
Yeah. All right. Okay. All right, get
off. You have a string on your tie.
822
00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:44,464
You know, to make
life even suckier,
823
00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:47,095
our perfect daughter was hiding
a bag of weed in the backyard.
824
00:36:47,171 --> 00:36:48,468
Oh, wow.
I am appalled.
825
00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:50,666
As your lawyer, I would have
advised you not to bring that
826
00:36:50,741 --> 00:36:51,833
to the elementary
school, where...
827
00:36:51,909 --> 00:36:52,933
It happened to be
in my pocket.
828
00:36:53,010 --> 00:36:54,500
He was hunting a possum... Long story.
829
00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:57,013
...while wearing a blazer and
his underwear. That's weird.
830
00:36:57,081 --> 00:36:59,413
Well, that's quite an image
there. So, it was Haddie's?
831
00:36:59,483 --> 00:37:01,314
Amber didn't lie?
Amber told the truth.
832
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:02,750
I'm glad that this is
such good news for you.
833
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:04,344
Amber told the truth.
Haddie's smoking pot.
834
00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:05,446
Well, Amber told me
the truth.
835
00:37:05,523 --> 00:37:06,751
That's happened
like one other time.
836
00:37:06,824 --> 00:37:09,122
How's it going, Crosby? ADAM:
Hey, would you put that away?
837
00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:10,251
What are you doing?
Hey, look, man,
838
00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:12,990
I'm just trying to figure out what kind
of mischief my niece is up to, okay?
839
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:15,055
Oh. Hmm. It smells
like Mexican mischief.
840
00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:16,463
But it could be
Humble mischief.
841
00:37:16,534 --> 00:37:18,559
Do not light that.
Do not...
842
00:37:19,270 --> 00:37:20,794
Crosby, if you get me
kicked out of this school,
843
00:37:20,871 --> 00:37:22,566
I swear to God, I will
take your skinny ass down.
844
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:26,667
Well, if you get booted, then maybe that
ho won't try to raw dog your husband.
845
00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:29,235
JULIA: I'm sorry, what?
"Raw dog," is that a...
846
00:37:29,313 --> 00:37:30,974
SARAH: I know.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
847
00:37:31,048 --> 00:37:34,313
She was all, "Joel built this
whole platform with his bare hands,"
848
00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:36,012
like, you know, he's from
the 1400s or something.
849
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,918
Okay, Joel would never.
KRISTINA: He wouldn't.
850
00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:39,980
Joel? Never, ever in a million years.
851
00:37:40,057 --> 00:37:41,888
And you and she's...
She's a tart.
852
00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:43,551
ADAM: Forget that, sweetheart.
Come on, put that out.
853
00:37:43,628 --> 00:37:45,823
Now it's in safe hands,
here we go. ADAM: Put it out.
854
00:37:45,896 --> 00:37:47,761
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. JULIA:
Thanks for looking out.
855
00:37:47,832 --> 00:37:49,959
Oh, Mama Bear's trying
this old stew. What?
856
00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:52,298
You got to put her on
a shorter leash, my man.
857
00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:54,167
Look at this. ADAM: You
guys, this is still illegal.
858
00:37:54,238 --> 00:37:55,296
You know that?
JULIA: That's...
859
00:37:55,373 --> 00:37:57,398
Still illegal. Kristina,
would you put that out, please?
860
00:37:57,475 --> 00:37:58,499
Come on,
this is illegal.
861
00:37:58,576 --> 00:38:00,271
I didn't do anything.
CAMILLE: Where'd everybody go?
862
00:38:00,344 --> 00:38:01,743
Oh, my God, Mom.
It's Mom. (SHUSHING)
863
00:38:01,812 --> 00:38:03,245
ADAM: Oh, great.
Here comes Mom.
864
00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:05,908
I turned away because
I needed some air.
865
00:38:05,983 --> 00:38:07,007
Ah, us too.
866
00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:09,018
What's so funny?
Nothing.
867
00:38:09,086 --> 00:38:11,646
Mom, hi, Mommy.
868
00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:14,120
Mom, you look so soft tonight. Ha!
869
00:38:14,191 --> 00:38:15,556
(JULIA LAUGHING)
870
00:38:15,626 --> 00:38:18,151
Oh, God, you guys, you're
smoking dope in the schoolyard.
871
00:38:18,229 --> 00:38:20,595
I was not smoking dope.
CAMILLE: You idiots.
872
00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:24,294
Mom, Adam's a chimney. We need
to get him into a facility.
873
00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:26,392
(ALL LAUGHING)
874
00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:29,972
SARAH: Get him! Get him!
KRISTINA: Run! Run!
875
00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:35,772
I should have seen it.
I should have caught it.
876
00:38:35,846 --> 00:38:38,940
You were always concerned and I
was always telling you it was okay.
877
00:38:39,016 --> 00:38:40,574
You know what?
I think this is good,
878
00:38:40,651 --> 00:38:42,551
because if we can blame
everything on you,
879
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:43,951
it's going to make
everything better.
880
00:38:44,021 --> 00:38:45,682
You think so?
Yeah.
881
00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:52,451
Kristina, I can
deal with anything.
882
00:38:52,530 --> 00:38:55,863
I can deal with disease, with
illness, with a broken bone.
883
00:38:55,933 --> 00:38:58,367
Give me something I can fix. But I
just don't know how to deal with this.
884
00:38:58,436 --> 00:38:59,494
This is for life.
885
00:38:59,570 --> 00:39:01,629
No, Adam, just stop it.
I mean, come on.
886
00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:03,196
You only heard
the bad part.
887
00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:06,573
You didn't hear everything
else that the doctor said.
888
00:39:08,045 --> 00:39:11,640
Max is... He's smart,
and he's beautiful,
889
00:39:11,982 --> 00:39:15,850
and there's so much
potential, and hope.
890
00:39:20,958 --> 00:39:22,357
So what now?
891
00:39:25,396 --> 00:39:27,023
We start to work.
892
00:39:40,611 --> 00:39:42,203
Have a nice day.
893
00:39:48,285 --> 00:39:51,083
Unfortunately, there's
not much we can do.
894
00:39:51,155 --> 00:39:53,453
I'm afraid Amber's transcript
just doesn't justify
895
00:39:53,524 --> 00:39:54,650
being in the 11th grade.
896
00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:55,919
I know.
897
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:58,319
Her grades at Fresno
totally sucked.
898
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,364
I can't argue with that.
899
00:40:00,664 --> 00:40:02,757
The thing about
Amber is...
900
00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:08,533
The hidden secret about
Amber is she's really smart.
901
00:40:09,273 --> 00:40:12,640
She just hasn't gotten
a break, you know.
902
00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:15,042
She hasn't gotten the
break that she deserves.
903
00:40:15,112 --> 00:40:16,875
And that's my fault.
904
00:40:17,348 --> 00:40:19,782
And I take
responsibility for that.
905
00:40:20,184 --> 00:40:23,984
But the reason I came here, the
reason I moved my family here,
906
00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:29,556
is to give her a chance
to become more.
907
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:33,123
(SIGHS)
908
00:40:33,364 --> 00:40:35,559
I know the last thing you
want is another parent in here
909
00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:38,466
asking for special
treatment for their kid.
910
00:40:40,838 --> 00:40:43,773
But I'm just afraid that if the
first thing that happens to her here
911
00:40:43,841 --> 00:40:45,866
is that she
gets left back,
912
00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:49,111
that she's just
gonna shut down.
913
00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:51,478
And the thing I want more
than anything in the world
914
00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:53,642
is for her
not to shut down,
915
00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:57,377
because I believe in her.
916
00:41:00,057 --> 00:41:02,651
You don't know me.
You don't know her.
917
00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:04,753
So...
918
00:41:05,663 --> 00:41:09,030
But I guess I'm asking for
you to believe in her, too.
919
00:41:13,604 --> 00:41:14,969
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