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[pleasant music plays]
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[speaking in Mandarin] Happy birthday!
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Happy first birthday!
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So cute!
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Look at her high-bridged nose.
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-Just like her dad.
-That's true!
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[woman 1] They have the same nose!
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-[woman 2] So prominent!
-[woman 3] Yeah, just like her dad.
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[Yi-Ling] Nonsense!
You're lying through your teeth.
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Her dad's nose is so flat.
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The baby's eyes are so big.
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She got them from her mom.
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[Yi-Ling] Everyone knows
the mom had cosmetic eye surgery.
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I-Ling, long time no see!
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The baby is so cute!
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Yeah.
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I-Ling, do you feel like having a baby,
like everyone else?
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[Yi-Ling] Do you feel like dying
at a funeral?
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Marriage and having children
are like contagious diseases.
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[woman 1] Congratulations!
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[Yi-Ling] A few years ago,
when I had turned 30…
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[woman 2] They look so happy!
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[Yi-Ling] Friends see
others getting married
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and feel like it's their turn…
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like at a graduation ceremony,
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watching your classmates
go up to receive their diplomas,
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while you're still retaking classes.
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You naturally feel left behind
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and catch the "marriage fever."
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-[woman 2] Congrats!
-Here's some fruit for you.
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Enjoy!
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I-Ling, you're 30.
Get married, or you might miss out.
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Meet someone!
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Look over there
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at the man in the dark suit.
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That's my nephew!
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He has a car, a house,
and respects his parents.
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This kind of guy is the best!
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Auntie, have some watermelon!
It cools you down.
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This grainy texture, I don't like it!
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Let me introduce you to someone.
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With your great qualities,
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staying single must mean you're too picky!
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You really shouldn't be too picky.
It's just about living life together.
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How about it?
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[Yi-Ling] You're picky about watermelon,
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so why can't I be picky?
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[upbeat music plays]
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At 18, I moved alone to Tainan
for school and work.
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I paid for my tuition and living expenses.
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I graduated and relocated
to Taipei for work.
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Despite the high rent, I managed
to send money home every month.
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I'm so outstanding.
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Why settle in marriage?
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There are just too few outstanding men.
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Why blame me for being picky?
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[baby crying]
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When you finally get married,
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you see others having kids
one after another.
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It feels especially contagious.
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You find babies adorable
when you see them.
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The baby's head smells so soothing.
I want one too!
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But did you know?
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Pregnancy might cause stroke,
retinal disease,
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hypertension, diabetes, epilepsy,
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and tearing from vagina to anus.
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[upbeat tense music plays, stops]
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[in English] Shit!
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[in Chinese] Congratulations!
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When are you due?
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[sighs]
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-Honey…
-Mmm?
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…my Mom said not to get home too late.
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Oh! Why?
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She's cooking tonight.
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Can we not go home for dinner today?
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She said my uncles are coming over,
and she hoped…
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we could all eat together.
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Didn't we just eat together last week?
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-Yeah.
-[cell phone chimes]
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MOM: A HAPPY FAMILY REUNION.
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IN-LAW: A HAPPY FAMILY REUNION.
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MOM: STAY SAFE, SKIP THE BOOZE.
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[whimsical music plays]
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[Yi-Ling] Ultimately, we are brainwashed
by fairy tales,
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believing princes and princesses
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live happily ever after together.
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Screw you!
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[theme music playing]
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[in English] ♪ Stars align ♪
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♪ Light now shines ♪
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♪ My heart has fallen-- ♪
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[mouse clicks]
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[sighs] [in English] What the heck?
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What's wrong? Can't you hold it together?
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Just one second more!
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How am I supposed to edit this?
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Not happy with him? Solve it after work.
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Going back and forth makes
it hard for both you and me!
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[in English] ♪ Stars align ♪
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♪ Light now shines ♪
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[Yi-Ling in Chinese]
Advertising sells a lifestyle,
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making you think
your life will improve if you buy it,
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but you don't really need it.
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Like a diamond.
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Rings and proposals weren't always linked.
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A diamond company made
an incredibly successful ad
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equating eternal love with diamonds.
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Men began saving hard
to buy an expensive stone.
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[phone vibrating]
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Hello?
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The director's there?
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Why did he arrive so early?
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Okay, I'll pack up and head over now.
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[upbeat music plays]
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Fuck.
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Fuck!
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[yelling]
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[dramatic music plays]
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Are you okay?
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Sorry. Sorry.
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-Are you okay?
-I'm fine.
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[in English] Shit!
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[in Chinese] You're bleeding.
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Where is it broken?
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Let me see.
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[gasping]
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How did this happen?
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[in English] Hello?
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[in Chinese] Can you hear me?
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Don't panic.
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I'll call an ambulance.
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I'll take you to the hospital.
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Do you want to go to the hospital?
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You…
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have a nosebleed.
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[horn honking]
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[tense music plays]
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[horn honking]
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[breathing heavily]
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[Yi-Ling] Life, like editing,
is full of choices.
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The difference is, life has no script.
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We don't know if fate will gift me
a Jacky Xue-you Cheung.
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I am Zeng Xue-you,
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as in Cheung Xue-you.
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[both chuckle softly]
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-Are you an engineer?
-Mmm.
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Have a seat.
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[laptop beeps]
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The disc and read/write head seem fine.
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It's not making strange noises either.
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The motor drive is stable,
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so the data inside should be fine.
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[sighs] Thank God!
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Yeah.
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By the way, are you using Windows or Mac?
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Mac.
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For Mac,
I'll back it up on a new one for you,
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so your data won't get damaged
when you return.
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[laptop beeps]
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Thanks.
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I am really sorry.
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You're hurt, yet…
you're helping me with this.
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Have you eaten? Can I buy you some food?
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No need, I've already eaten.
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I ate and was on my way back when…
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I am sorry.
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No, I'm really sorry too.
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Let it run for a moment.
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This brand is amazing.
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I had a small one before.
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What are the maximum storage capacities?
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This one is 12TB,
and it can go up to 60TB.
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-Oh. Awesome.
-Yeah.
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How about home and business hard drives?
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What's the difference?
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Usage time differs.
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You can use a business hard drive
24 hours a day
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With a five-year warranty,
that's 43,800 hours.
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For home use, it's 10,000 hours max.
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Business-grade hard drives
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use premium capacitors
made from high-quality materials
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Oh, I see.
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I'll buy the business one.
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Doesn't HDD have one with a max of 16TB?
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I had a RAID 5
with five hard drives but only 1TB.
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What are you laughing at?
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Nothing.
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This is the first time…
a girl talks to me about hard drives.
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-[laptop beeps]
-Done.
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How much for this hard drive?
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Free of charge.
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No way, a 4T drive must be expensive.
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No, really, it's a gift from me.
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Did you just hit your head?
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No, I have plenty here.
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I don't really need this one.
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You can have it.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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[in English] ♪ Light now shines ♪
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♪ My heart has fallen for you ♪
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♪ Rainbows are close ♪
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♪ Dreams start to glow ♪
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♪ My heart and yours too ♪
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HARD DISKS LAST FOREVER,
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TRUE LOVE LASTS A LIFETIME.
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[in Chinese] Good luck with your film!
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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[Zeng] Wait.
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Wait.
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[pleasant music plays]
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[Yi-Ling] Some say
men fall in love easily,
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because they mistake an erection
for a pounding heart.
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But I don't have a penis, so…
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it must be my heart racing.
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PRESENT
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[snoring]
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[snoring stops]
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[grunts]
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[snoring]
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[beeps]
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-Mom.
-[shushes]
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[whispers] Sleep. It's still early.
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It's 5:00 a.m. Go to sleep.
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It's okay.
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I'm taking out the trash. Sleep. No…
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I'll handle it.
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I-Ling.
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Are you throwing out all these bags?
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Ah. Yeah, I don't want them.
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Can I have them?
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I'll use them as trash bags!
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Okay.
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Thank you. Sleep.
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-I-Ling.
-Ah…
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Are you throwing out this pen too?
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Yes, because it's out of ink.
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Can I have it?
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-Okay.
-Thanks.
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Sleep.
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Mom.
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I can wash it, just leave it there.
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I'll handle it!
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You young people work hard every day.
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You must be tired and exhausted.
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You should sleep more.
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Sleep more. Go.
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Here.
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Sleep. [shushes]
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My underwear.
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[tense music plays]
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Damn it!
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Three years ago,
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we got married and were supposed
to live here for one year.
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It's been three years.
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When will you tell your mom
we're moving out?
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Housing prices have soared.
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Let's wait, okay?
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It's always expensive.
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But if we move out now,
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we'll need to pay for a mortgage,
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that would make things tougher.
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Didn't we already discuss this?
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Just buy what we can afford!
271
00:18:02,229 --> 00:18:04,187
When will you tell your mom?
272
00:18:04,271 --> 00:18:06,229
-[footsteps approaching]
-I…
273
00:18:06,312 --> 00:18:10,229
Xue-you, breakfast is ready!
274
00:18:13,312 --> 00:18:14,271
I'll tell her.
275
00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:17,521
You always say that.
You say that all the time.
276
00:18:20,979 --> 00:18:22,146
[sighs]
277
00:18:35,937 --> 00:18:38,271
-Mom, good morning.
-Good morning.
278
00:18:39,146 --> 00:18:41,187
Eat your porridge while it's hot.
279
00:18:41,271 --> 00:18:42,104
Okay.
280
00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:45,687
Today's ribbon fish may be too salty.
281
00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:47,354
-Try it.
-Mmm.
282
00:18:49,854 --> 00:18:51,479
How is it? Too salty?
283
00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:52,479
It's just right.
284
00:18:52,562 --> 00:18:55,854
I told you not to talk while eating fish,
or you'll choke on a bone.
285
00:18:55,937 --> 00:18:56,937
Remember?
286
00:18:59,646 --> 00:19:00,854
I made your lunch box.
287
00:19:00,937 --> 00:19:03,146
Xue-you, eat more vegetables.
288
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,896
[dramatic music plays]
289
00:19:17,937 --> 00:19:19,354
So cute.
290
00:19:23,687 --> 00:19:25,146
How is it?
291
00:19:25,229 --> 00:19:28,021
-[son] Delicious.
-[mom] Really? Let me taste it.
292
00:19:29,771 --> 00:19:30,896
Here, you try it too.
293
00:19:31,812 --> 00:19:34,146
[mom] Mmm! Delicious.
294
00:19:35,687 --> 00:19:36,521
Egg?
295
00:19:37,104 --> 00:19:38,771
-[Zeng] Two.
-[mom] Two eggs.
296
00:19:54,937 --> 00:19:55,771
Mom.
297
00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:58,729
Let me.
298
00:19:58,812 --> 00:20:00,104
Thank you.
299
00:20:00,187 --> 00:20:01,062
No big deal.
300
00:20:09,312 --> 00:20:10,562
Mom, take a break.
301
00:20:27,104 --> 00:20:28,354
[Zeng] Bye, Mom and Dad!
302
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:29,646
[Yi-Ling] Bye, Mom and Dad!
303
00:20:52,437 --> 00:20:54,396
We've been living here for three years.
304
00:20:54,479 --> 00:20:56,312
I still feel like an outsider.
305
00:21:02,021 --> 00:21:04,021
Is he the one?
306
00:21:05,021 --> 00:21:08,312
Everyone is born with half a soul.
307
00:21:10,146 --> 00:21:13,062
Only by meeting your match,
308
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,854
do you become whole.
309
00:21:16,312 --> 00:21:20,937
Your soulmate is on Soul Mate Hub.
310
00:21:22,437 --> 00:21:23,312
Nice.
311
00:21:23,396 --> 00:21:24,646
This part is well-edited.
312
00:21:24,729 --> 00:21:25,604
That's right.
313
00:21:25,687 --> 00:21:27,646
My heart skips a beat.
314
00:21:27,729 --> 00:21:30,187
-[man 1 laughs]
-I also love this version the most.
315
00:21:30,271 --> 00:21:32,896
[woman] So… is this the final cut?
316
00:21:36,687 --> 00:21:37,687
Okay.
317
00:21:37,771 --> 00:21:39,729
[woman] Thank you. Great job!
318
00:21:39,812 --> 00:21:42,021
-Thank you. Great job!
-[man 1] Great job!
319
00:21:42,104 --> 00:21:43,937
-Thanks, Director!
-No, thank you.
320
00:21:44,021 --> 00:21:48,104
Ah! Soul Mate Hub is now available.
Download it on Android or iOS today.
321
00:21:48,854 --> 00:21:53,562
Right. Data insights are spot on.
It can absolutely find your soulmate.
322
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:54,604
-Ah!
-[woman] Mmm.
323
00:21:54,687 --> 00:21:55,604
[chuckles]
324
00:21:56,771 --> 00:21:59,271
[Yi-Ling] Mmm. Mmm.
325
00:21:59,354 --> 00:22:00,729
Mmm. Mmm.
326
00:22:01,771 --> 00:22:02,771
Download it!
327
00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:04,021
Right. Let's do it.
328
00:22:04,104 --> 00:22:05,937
Download it!
329
00:22:06,021 --> 00:22:07,562
-Download it!
-[man 2] Thanks.
330
00:22:07,646 --> 00:22:09,687
This app is purely text-based.
331
00:22:09,771 --> 00:22:13,229
No photos, just soulful connection.
332
00:22:13,312 --> 00:22:15,271
And… it's also for married people.
333
00:22:15,354 --> 00:22:17,312
-I am single.
-[all laughing]
334
00:22:17,896 --> 00:22:18,937
[man 1] Take a seat.
335
00:22:19,187 --> 00:22:21,687
-[Client A] Leave some nice comments.
-[Client B] Take a seat.
336
00:22:21,771 --> 00:22:22,812
Take a seat.
337
00:22:22,896 --> 00:22:24,062
Thank you all.
338
00:22:24,562 --> 00:22:27,021
[woman] It's no trouble, not at all.
339
00:22:31,896 --> 00:22:33,646
Remember to give us five stars!
340
00:22:33,729 --> 00:22:34,896
Oh. Sure.
341
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,437
-No problem.
-Thanks.
342
00:22:41,646 --> 00:22:43,062
Ask me anything!
343
00:22:43,146 --> 00:22:45,812
That's not necessary.
It's all explained clearly.
344
00:22:45,896 --> 00:22:47,687
[man 1 chuckles]
345
00:22:49,854 --> 00:22:51,854
YOUR NICKNAME
346
00:22:54,521 --> 00:22:55,937
SUNNY
LOGIN
347
00:22:56,229 --> 00:22:59,187
-Bye. Safe travels.
-Thank you. Great job.
348
00:22:59,271 --> 00:23:00,312
Take care.
349
00:23:02,479 --> 00:23:05,021
-Ooh!
-That was too much!
350
00:23:05,104 --> 00:23:06,812
Keep your voice down!
351
00:23:06,896 --> 00:23:09,062
They pushed us to download it
and promoted cheating.
352
00:23:09,146 --> 00:23:11,354
[gasps] Doesn't it sound
quite sexy to you?
353
00:23:13,187 --> 00:23:15,187
IN-LAW: GUA-GUA'S EATING ON HIS OWN.
ADORABLE!
354
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:17,396
Is that your son?
355
00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:18,687
He's so grown-up.
356
00:23:18,771 --> 00:23:20,271
The neighbor's kid.
357
00:23:21,229 --> 00:23:24,687
Your mom-in-law is giving you
some clever, subtle hints.
358
00:23:24,771 --> 00:23:26,521
Doesn't she know you don't want kids?
359
00:23:26,604 --> 00:23:29,979
She knows, but knowing and accepting
are two different things.
360
00:23:30,062 --> 00:23:31,479
She keeps saying,
361
00:23:31,562 --> 00:23:34,937
"It's up to you whether
to have kids or not."
362
00:23:35,021 --> 00:23:35,979
[chuckles]
363
00:23:36,062 --> 00:23:38,771
She wishes a baby would pop out
the moment I open my legs.
364
00:23:39,979 --> 00:23:41,312
She's such a hypocrite!
365
00:23:41,396 --> 00:23:42,979
Don't you think it's ironic?
366
00:23:43,812 --> 00:23:46,104
Everyone, both men and women, say,
367
00:23:46,187 --> 00:23:49,062
"Study hard, grow up,
and strive to get a good job."
368
00:23:49,146 --> 00:23:51,187
But after 30, everyone says,
369
00:23:51,271 --> 00:23:53,396
"Women shouldn't love work so much."
370
00:23:53,479 --> 00:23:56,521
Get married earlier. Have kids earlier."
371
00:23:56,604 --> 00:23:57,729
That's strange.
372
00:23:57,812 --> 00:23:59,354
Why must women over 30
373
00:23:59,437 --> 00:24:01,854
aim to be just good wives and mothers?
374
00:24:02,437 --> 00:24:06,646
Were you joking when you told me
to work hard for 30 years?
375
00:24:06,729 --> 00:24:07,979
[microwave dings]
376
00:24:08,062 --> 00:24:10,229
NaNa, what do you want to eat?
377
00:24:10,312 --> 00:24:13,021
-Mmm…
-Why not ask me?
378
00:24:13,979 --> 00:24:15,187
You have a lunchbox.
379
00:24:16,937 --> 00:24:18,396
[Yi-Ling] You can have it.
380
00:24:20,021 --> 00:24:22,021
Don't be so picky.
381
00:24:22,104 --> 00:24:23,271
She cooks for you every day.
382
00:24:23,354 --> 00:24:24,521
So sweet!
383
00:24:24,604 --> 00:24:26,854
Low oil, low salt, no scallions.
384
00:24:26,937 --> 00:24:28,312
Try eating this every day!
385
00:24:28,396 --> 00:24:29,604
That's so healthy.
386
00:24:29,687 --> 00:24:31,021
Your mom-in-law loves you.
387
00:24:32,062 --> 00:24:33,021
Grilled meat rice?
388
00:24:33,104 --> 00:24:34,146
Love you!
389
00:24:35,229 --> 00:24:36,229
You two jerks!
390
00:24:37,062 --> 00:24:39,562
[automated voice in English] Match. Match.
391
00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:41,312
Match.
392
00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:42,479
[in Chinese] Oh, my God.
393
00:24:42,562 --> 00:24:44,396
How many dating apps are you using?
394
00:24:44,479 --> 00:24:45,437
More than ten.
395
00:24:45,521 --> 00:24:46,479
[in English] Match.
396
00:24:50,021 --> 00:24:50,979
[in Chinese] What?
397
00:24:51,771 --> 00:24:54,187
No one wants me anyway! [scoffs]
398
00:24:54,271 --> 00:24:57,146
It's good that you know.
Just don't say it out loud.
399
00:24:58,104 --> 00:25:01,229
Look, so many young people,
even younger than you.
400
00:25:01,312 --> 00:25:03,479
18, 20, 20, and 18 years old.
401
00:25:05,479 --> 00:25:06,854
[Yi-Ling] This is Paul.
402
00:25:06,937 --> 00:25:09,937
He got divorced four years ago
because his wife cheated on him.
403
00:25:10,021 --> 00:25:11,937
Now, he's a golden bachelor.
404
00:25:12,021 --> 00:25:14,312
[automated voice in English]
You got her like.
405
00:25:14,396 --> 00:25:17,479
[in Chinese] Honey.
Call me as soon as you land.
406
00:25:17,562 --> 00:25:18,687
[man] Okay.
407
00:25:18,771 --> 00:25:21,771
-Do you remember the due date?
-April…
408
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,437
April 29th.
409
00:25:24,312 --> 00:25:25,646
[Yi-Ling] That's NaNa.
410
00:25:25,729 --> 00:25:28,521
She's dated men of all zodiac signs.
411
00:25:28,604 --> 00:25:30,771
She accidentally got pregnant by an Aries.
412
00:25:31,312 --> 00:25:33,604
-She wants a baby, not a marriage.
-[sighs]
413
00:25:33,687 --> 00:25:34,979
[chuckles]
414
00:25:37,437 --> 00:25:40,896
-Didn't you watch that yesterday?
-I want to watch it again with subtitles.
415
00:25:41,479 --> 00:25:45,021
-You didn't understand it without them?
-Not really.
416
00:25:45,104 --> 00:25:46,979
I just want to see my idol's cute face.
417
00:25:49,562 --> 00:25:52,521
[Yi-Ling] This is Chi.
She's a proud single person.
418
00:25:52,604 --> 00:25:55,604
She only admires Korean idols on TV,
419
00:25:55,687 --> 00:25:57,437
avoiding regular guys to stay carefree.
420
00:25:59,021 --> 00:26:01,437
How about we have stir-fry tonight?
421
00:26:01,521 --> 00:26:04,479
-Let's go eat at that place…
-[both] Stir-Fry Heaven.
422
00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:06,729
[in sing-song voice] Stir-Fry Heaven.
423
00:26:06,812 --> 00:26:08,104
Stir-Fry Heaven!
424
00:26:08,187 --> 00:26:09,687
[both cheering]
425
00:26:09,771 --> 00:26:12,312
It's His Sis Day.
426
00:26:14,312 --> 00:26:18,104
[laughs] That's too much!
427
00:26:18,854 --> 00:26:22,771
[Yi-Ling] Every Friday night,
my sister-in-law's family dines with us.
428
00:26:22,854 --> 00:26:25,729
Read me a story please, Aunt.
429
00:26:26,562 --> 00:26:28,896
[Yi-Ling] My in-law makes
eight dishes and one soup,
430
00:26:28,979 --> 00:26:31,062
making every week
feel like a New Year holiday.
431
00:26:31,146 --> 00:26:32,646
Just a moment, wait a bit.
432
00:26:32,729 --> 00:26:34,979
[Yi-Ling] The busiest place
is the bathroom.
433
00:26:35,646 --> 00:26:37,854
"I can't help but feel sad, holding…"
434
00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:42,687
Someone's always in there.
435
00:26:43,396 --> 00:26:44,812
"Ran out, holding back tears."
436
00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:47,812
The prince and princess
lived happily ever after."
437
00:26:47,896 --> 00:26:48,771
The end.
438
00:26:49,687 --> 00:26:51,104
One more book.
439
00:26:52,354 --> 00:26:54,354
I just read that one.
440
00:26:54,437 --> 00:26:56,146
Read it again, please.
441
00:27:00,062 --> 00:27:02,937
Chloe, did you notice that the prince
442
00:27:03,729 --> 00:27:05,312
always looks the same?
443
00:27:05,937 --> 00:27:09,021
Fairy tales are all lies,
the prince was a bigamist.
444
00:27:09,104 --> 00:27:10,729
What is a bigamist?
445
00:27:10,812 --> 00:27:13,229
A bigamist means…
446
00:27:13,937 --> 00:27:16,146
He married Snow White already,
447
00:27:16,229 --> 00:27:18,979
but now he wants to marry Sleeping Beauty,
then the Little Mermaid
448
00:27:19,062 --> 00:27:20,937
and Cinderella too.
449
00:27:21,021 --> 00:27:23,896
Look, his smile is shameless.
450
00:27:23,979 --> 00:27:27,354
I'm telling you,
make sure you choose wisely.
451
00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:30,396
Don't end up with someone like this!
452
00:27:30,479 --> 00:27:31,854
You're a liar!
453
00:27:34,521 --> 00:27:36,687
[comical music plays]
454
00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:45,354
You should eat more vegetables.
455
00:27:50,979 --> 00:27:53,312
[Yi-Ling] I forgot to mention
my dad-in-law.
456
00:27:55,021 --> 00:27:57,312
He usually plays chess with himself.
457
00:27:57,896 --> 00:27:59,854
If you talk to him…
458
00:27:59,937 --> 00:28:04,437
Voltage is classified as
low, high, or ultra-high.
459
00:28:05,187 --> 00:28:10,687
Household voltage is 110V or 220V.
460
00:28:10,771 --> 00:28:12,896
-3,000V is high.
-[mom] Give the meat to Xue-you.
461
00:28:12,979 --> 00:28:18,146
3,300V, 11,000V, 22,000V.
462
00:28:18,229 --> 00:28:22,812
Ultra-high voltage can reach 161,000V.
463
00:28:25,521 --> 00:28:27,479
[Yi-Ling] He's retired
from the power company.
464
00:28:27,562 --> 00:28:29,812
My mom-in-law does everything.
465
00:28:29,896 --> 00:28:33,937
He's like a plant at home,
and you barely notice him.
466
00:28:35,271 --> 00:28:37,229
Come on, eat more vegetables.
467
00:28:42,396 --> 00:28:43,979
I-Ling.
468
00:28:44,062 --> 00:28:45,312
Mom.
469
00:28:47,312 --> 00:28:48,354
Thank you.
470
00:28:59,021 --> 00:29:00,104
Thanks.
471
00:29:00,646 --> 00:29:01,646
Not at all.
472
00:29:07,312 --> 00:29:09,646
[Zeng laughing]
473
00:29:21,146 --> 00:29:24,896
I-Ling, thank you.
474
00:29:24,979 --> 00:29:27,437
[Yi-Ling] For what? You're not helping.
475
00:29:29,271 --> 00:29:32,312
I've thought of a secret.
I tried it with your brother-in-law.
476
00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:35,646
It's the position that got us Chloe.
477
00:29:36,354 --> 00:29:38,437
I don't want kids. [chuckles]
478
00:29:38,521 --> 00:29:41,437
Raise your butt when you make love.
479
00:29:41,521 --> 00:29:42,896
I don't want kids.
480
00:29:42,979 --> 00:29:45,187
Then, lift your leg as high as possible.
481
00:29:45,271 --> 00:29:47,896
Stretch the [bleep] as much as you can.
482
00:29:47,979 --> 00:29:51,229
and [bleep] when
it's inserted inside [bleep].
483
00:29:51,312 --> 00:29:53,979
Reach the deepest spot,
484
00:29:54,062 --> 00:29:56,271
and wait there.
485
00:29:56,354 --> 00:29:58,146
Don't move.
486
00:29:58,854 --> 00:30:00,646
-There's a cockroach!
-Mom!
487
00:30:00,729 --> 00:30:02,729
[both screaming]
488
00:30:02,812 --> 00:30:03,979
Mom!
489
00:30:04,062 --> 00:30:07,687
Where? Mom.
490
00:30:07,771 --> 00:30:09,104
Where?
491
00:30:09,896 --> 00:30:11,687
-Here.
-Where?
492
00:30:11,771 --> 00:30:13,604
-Take it.
-Here you go.
493
00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:15,729
-You…
-No.
494
00:30:17,646 --> 00:30:18,854
Here.
495
00:30:40,771 --> 00:30:43,229
I think you're so sexy now.
496
00:30:43,312 --> 00:30:44,521
-Really?
-Mmm.
497
00:30:45,521 --> 00:30:47,521
I'll take out the trash later too.
498
00:30:50,187 --> 00:30:51,646
You're awesome!
499
00:30:57,146 --> 00:31:00,229
Remember, if Mom asks us
to go pray tomorrow,
500
00:31:00,312 --> 00:31:01,771
tell her I have to work early.
501
00:31:01,854 --> 00:31:05,687
I can't take any more exorcism.
Every time, it feels like I'm going blind.
502
00:31:07,021 --> 00:31:08,146
Okay.
503
00:31:09,021 --> 00:31:09,896
Xue-you.
504
00:31:09,979 --> 00:31:11,396
Leave it.
505
00:31:11,479 --> 00:31:13,187
I'll wash it, just leave it.
506
00:31:13,729 --> 00:31:15,646
Go… go eat some fruit. Go.
507
00:31:15,729 --> 00:31:16,729
Leave it.
508
00:31:16,812 --> 00:31:17,687
Thanks, Mom.
509
00:31:19,521 --> 00:31:21,771
-[mom] I-Ling.
-Yes, Mom.
510
00:31:22,479 --> 00:31:25,437
Tomorrow the 15th. Come pray with me.
511
00:31:25,521 --> 00:31:27,104
It's better to pray every month.
512
00:31:30,854 --> 00:31:32,854
Mom, she works early tomorrow.
513
00:31:32,937 --> 00:31:34,229
Oh…
514
00:31:35,271 --> 00:31:36,521
Is that so?
515
00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:39,771
-When do you start?
-I need to be at the office by 9:00.
516
00:31:40,771 --> 00:31:42,062
That's so early.
517
00:31:43,812 --> 00:31:45,354
We'll go at 5:00 then.
518
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:46,812
We'll make it on time.
519
00:31:49,604 --> 00:31:51,104
[dramatic music plays]
520
00:31:51,187 --> 00:31:52,854
[priest chanting]
521
00:32:06,604 --> 00:32:07,771
[Yi-Ling in English] Shit.
522
00:32:10,396 --> 00:32:13,729
[in Chinese] Bodhisattva,
bless us with and grandchildren.
523
00:32:13,812 --> 00:32:18,312
Please. May our bloodline
be blessed to live on forever.
524
00:32:18,396 --> 00:32:21,854
Bodhisattva, bless the Zeng family
with grandchildren.
525
00:32:21,937 --> 00:32:24,479
Please, Bodhisattva, bless them.
526
00:32:26,521 --> 00:32:29,271
While the Bodhisattva
527
00:32:29,354 --> 00:32:32,896
practiced deep wisdom.
528
00:32:32,979 --> 00:32:34,354
[priest chanting]
529
00:32:34,437 --> 00:32:37,354
He saw that all five aggregates are empty
530
00:32:37,437 --> 00:32:40,271
and he frees from all suffering.
531
00:32:40,354 --> 00:32:42,562
-Sariputra, form is not different…
-[priest chanting]
532
00:32:42,646 --> 00:32:44,521
…from emptiness,
533
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-emptiness is no different from form.
-[priest chanting]
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Form is emptiness, emptiness is form.
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